/brit/

>>78995823
I'm sorry to hear that lad. Hope she gets better soon...

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yuzu (now in high definition)

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supper desu lads

SKILLS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRi_moPgKLg

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sue

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paektu mountain lads

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ayo hol up

>>79066011
kek
love art and instructional videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_8-_NoXml0

>>79066120
demonic little gremlin

>>79066108
OI
what the FUCK are you DOING?

need a bf

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*walks in*
haha don't mind me lads

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any man that enjoy slags man in?

>>79066156
https://xhamster.com/videos/vitaminbedarf-decken-7956809

might join the Almighty Latin King and Queen Nation

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>I'm pretty ghetto. I once worked in Los Angeles and sometimes I listen to Tyler, the Creator

>>79066184
I like him but I wish he was less cringey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec7jJCVB7gw

ooooaaahhh

would quite like to get sloshed on all the wine we have in the house but a hangover on a monday is just degenerate and not worth it

mad to think Russia borders Norway AND North Korea

>>79066165

The absolute state of your police

>>79066207
good doxx ;ppp

exodus gods and kings on channel 4 right now lads

sounds like brit kino to me

>>79066240
>Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)05:32:16 No.79066266>>79066165
>
>The absolute state of your police Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)05:32:36 No.79066275>>79066207
>good doxx ;pppReply to

tried waxing myself with hotglue once but it wasn't worth the effort 4bh
it didn't work that good either

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NEED a qt Indian gf

>>79066294
its too long and not very good

couldn't imagine sitting through it with adverts too

>>79066165
good bants

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>>79066240
the russian-chinese-north korean border

>>79066321
'ce

>>79066184
remembering the time he wrote and directed a Simpsons episode some years back and on the promo on Sky 1 he felt the need to mention he was an atheist

In the middle ages, Britain was known for its cuisine. Now, Britain is reviled for its cuisine. Why? In the 10th century, roast beef was an exotic delicacy. Now it's so commonplace we have a word for it; roast beef fatigue.

had a joint which got ash and burns all over my bed and t shirt, had a wank to shemale porn straight after and then with my cummy hand I lit a ciggy which I'm now tooting on

need to sort my life out

any x factor man in

>>79066311
How hard is it for you to make a wax out of sugar and lemon juice you moron

>>79066275
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1503947374971.webm

>>79066192
awful face

probably still would

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKFWxB6PpAA

what's this type of porn called?

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Imagine that caramel skin

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wonder what its like living in a country where over 15% of people have AIDS

>>79066364
good doxx (that's me)

fuck off

>>79066382
would love a horny south american gf to slap me around and complain i'm not making enough money to support our child

fucking hell MARIA i will buy a new fridge next week i promise

would imagine I'm about five years older than su poster

feel free to call me senpai

>>79066399
considering most of brit is virgin it wouldn't be much of a difference

>>79066399
heard that some prisoners find poz'd blokes and make them rape fellow prisoners for punishment

watched Shot Caller after someone here suggested it. Good film.

>>79066423
can you be more supportive when on /brit/ please

post the ugliest girl whose ass you would still eat (unwashed, for free)

>>79066473
deleted all the pics I had of your mum but yeah her

The absolute state of /brit/

I remember when you lads used to be funny and banterous

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uni has a "mentor" system where you get assigned a "uni parent" to show you the ropes for your first year

my one is called John
he wants me to call him "daddy"
...

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tfw no somaliland gf

>>79066498
I dont

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>>79066473

>>79066353
WW2 rationing (lol spamelot!) became a sort of early meme across the continent and it basically stuck

Rolled three fat joints before heading to work. When works over, you better believe I'm lighting uup all three. I'm going to be seeing aliens I'll get so high tonight.

>>79066421
:O
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1504110896921.webm

>>79066432
im 23

boycotting mcdonalds until they pay their staff properly lads

>>79066512
god I wish I was that bog paper

playing NES games, reading Marx, updating my tumblr and having a wank all at the same time

>>79066533
>23

you sad paedo cunt

the names james

>>79066361
didn't have them at that moment

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which one are you today, /brit/

>>79066568
hey that's my name

might have a wank actually

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>>79066559

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anime

>>79066501
dont believe you

>>79066533
love the song
meh the girl

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>>79066533
wouldn't mind seeing her naked if you know what I mean

>>79066533
I'm 28

>>79066585
alri anonymous

Geordie Shore is looking for new stars to join the senpai in 2017! It’s gonna be a belter so to join the party, email : [email protected] *Remember you must be over 18 and from the North East of England *

the names gaz

>>79066579
right

>>79066153
yuzu a poo

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The 'sheed gf just sent me this

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Is it me, or is China COMPLETELY based?

>traditional
>not afraid to stand up to western imperialism
>no degeneracy
>oldest country in the world

>crying in public
>showing emotion in public
>'let it all out if you need to, men should be comfortable talking about issues too'

lmao are you bent, any of you do this you're a batty 100%

need taylor swift to ruin my arsehole with a 9inch black strapon

>>79066364
>>79066533
waited through both these to see her flash her knockers because it was /gif/ instead of /wsg/

how disappointing

I like to masturbate

>>79066660
Just you.

>>79066579
Middle

anybody seen brucey?

>>79066606
It was all a ruse, except for the wank part

>>79066660
It's you

I do casting for porno. Send me pics of your genitals at [email protected] , and I'll see if we have a spot for you having sex for money.

>>79066630
you were bang on
old fukr

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>>79066647
mine sent me this
why do they do this?

>>79066660
>cesspool of soulless, antisocial vermin only out for personal fortune and absolutely uninteresting in the well being of their surroundings or society in general

>>79066579
they all look the same to me

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>a good way to fuck someone up in a fight is if you get behind them, just dig your chin into their back and give it a good wriggle, they will submit almost instantly as it is tortuously uncomfortable

>>79066680
sorry lads pressed post too soon aha:

I like to masturbate to men

Should I eat an apple or nectarine for lunch?

>>79066660
just you

wish trump would just do something the fucking pussy

>>79066683
>>79066722
absolute brainlets

>>79066734
>I saw a webm of a Chinese person on /pol/ and based my entire opinion of china on it

t. you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOYnq0heJ1c

>>79066375
you dont have to look at her face from behind mate
also
few drinks, you wouldnt give a fuck

>>79066747
Nectarines. They're more exotic. Women will think you're mysterious.

>>79066660
pretty sure its only like 70 years old

>>79066725
alri kouhai

>>79066734
we're talking about china here mate not america

NEED kim to break my bollocks with his ICBMs

>>79066773
wow i really see your way of thinking now thanks

fuck off

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>>79066782
true

like indian girls
dislike paki girls immensely

>>79066792
are you happy where you are at 28?

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ridiculously susceptible to sad music lads

good thing I live alone cause I can easily just start welling up at any moment to a remotely melodramatic piece of music, even on some stupid 30-second ad on TV or the radio. would probably get mocked relentlessly if I flatshared

ah yes, china

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9g-Mgogiok

>>79066773
been there, not really any different to how he described it

china is a commie shithole

Taiwanese > hong kongers > mainland runts

any bent lads in?

>>79066835
good post

>>79066848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvZK8Wl7RQ8

these dancing Korean girls you're posting are cute but they're no Showry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhe-as5SFg0

>>79066848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cugWn3hHqOc

have unironically wanked to ball busting (variation) porn and had a great cum too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LvdPuDhewY

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>>79066848
I know what you mean, I tear up during every sad or happy movie scene. Happy scenes more likely than sad scenes actually, including the reuniting at the end of Home Alone.

NEED to move to Svalbard

>>79066874
agree
mainlanders are disgusting savages

>>79066877
yeah here >>79066660

>>79066904
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1504112096807.webm

>>79066838
I have no regrets. This is the only path.

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>>79066120
>>79066153
plastic rat

>>79066835
indians in general are pretty sound
obviously going to be a few cunts, but in general they're pretty good people
pakis on the over hand though, generally 99.99% cunts

>>79066428
>>79066382
>>79066647
>>79066726
>>>/s/17675483
>>>/s/17675483

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtAw1wKkBug
choon

>>79066926
big if true

>>79066984
sound like a terrorist lol

Mon)05:48:45 No.79066967
>>79066904
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1504112096807.webm (embed)
Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)05:49:07 No.79066984
>>79066838
I have no regrets. This is the only path.
Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)05:49:09 No.79066986
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>>79066120
>>79066153
plastic rat
Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)05:49:18 No.79066987

any recommendations for movies on netflix that will make me cry? x

any bayman in

dont care

>>79067007
an u sond dum lol

>>79066923
Spitzbergen, it's called Spitzbergen.

tfw I used to be funny and could make people laugh any time of the day and now I'm not

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Need to colonize a desi womb

>>79066967
prefer this one
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1503718026609.webm

>>79066726
>>79066647


the desi milf gf

>>>/s/17670283
>>>/s/17670283

>>79066835
The Muslim version of anything is worse. India and Pakistan. Spain and Morocco. Israel and Palestine. Greece and Turkey. Ethiopia and Somalia.

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Hacks on my life by these cowardly bastards that want me to go to 'work'

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>>79066986
>>79067015
she barely got any plastic surgery

>>79066773
>Serves you fried rat cooked in sewage fat
>Directs you up an escalator which eats your legs
>Takes you back to the ground floor in a lift for medical attention which plummets from floor 5 to basement level and shatters your spine
>Calls ambulance which takes 11 hours to arrive in Beijing traffic
>Denies your compensation because everything met health and safety standards
>Sends you to work putting fuses on fireworks with your teeth to support your medical care

LOVE China

LOVOELEOEOEEL

>>79067049
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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>>79067056
fucking hell

>>79067027
Peterboroughians on suicide watch

>>79067065
actual nonce

are corner shops still open? want to get some bevvies

>working extra hours
>every week
Wooo. I never get a weekend lads. No rest for the wicked, I suppose.

>>79067049
woo
yee hoo
woo hoo
yee hoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ2vj3RSCio

this is such a based cover, malkmus was so fucking elite, everything he touched turned to gold

>>79067076
then your wife forces you to sell a kidney so she can buy the latest iPhone

might drive burger king
bacon double cheese innit

think I'm into sore lads

China is shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P31tudOtdg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYPYItSzLbk

tunes lads

>>79067126
i take extra hours on weekends because i never have anything else to do lmaaaaaoooo

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>get my college daddy assigned
>have a look at his facebook
>recognise him from interviews day
>hes the cute halfasian rower one

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dreams do come true!

meat ismurer

>>79067128
i wrote those lyrics

>>79067187
>college daddy
is this an oxford thing
are you his fag?

>>79067106
my actual town isn't on there, thinkin bout removin reddit flags anyway

>>79067056
ill say it, that's too much tit

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>>79067039
u say something?

anyone ever tried 2cp ?

>>79067065
>nose
>eyes
>chin
>lips
>fake mole

yeah not too much

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>>79067214

>>79067138
ya got me

>>79067204
pretty much
im not called a fag though, they wouldnt allow that nowadays

>>79067187
what

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one hour of my sunday remaining

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the gf

>>79067217
i've not

someone told me it was like the middle one of LSD and MDMA tho

>>79067217
>10-20 hours of 2c tripping
wew lad

>>79067200
you write the songs that make the whole world sing

>>79067205
I for one will NOT miss you

>>79067217
tried 2c-b

was a laugh

>>79067065
how do you know

>>79067256
Brendan Frasier

lads, aside from heroin are there any drugs that cause your face to look more gaunt? I'm talking moderate usage, twice a week perhaps

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>in the United Gays of America and the United Gaydom, they sell alcohols in convenience stores
Wow, really gay. In Canada we have the freedom of only buying our booze from the government monopoly.

do any of you STILL seriously use that regional flag addon?

fucking gay

>>79067217
Heard people trip on it for like 4 days after
fuck that, must break your mind

any bender man in?

*readies bazooka*

>>79067255
All freshers get assigned a college daddy/mummy in the 2nd year, who shows them the ropes, invites them to parties, and answers any questions they might have

>>79067320
cocaine used to be used by bodybuilders to help them lose weight i believe

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>>79067239

>>79067320
Drugs don't make you gaunt, skipping meals because you're high or trying to get high does

>>79067205
i will miss you

Knock, knock...

Might take a few antihistamine to help me drift off

check this out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoa-R-qY62w

>>79067322
Absolutely cute.

>>79067371
>Knock, knock...
Who's there?

>>79067371
who's there?

>>79067352
*shoves bazooka up me arse and fires it, absorbing the shock*

>>79067380
no

>>79067327
>that diverse selection of ciggies

fucking despise this current nanny state

>>79067387
Aren't

>>79067320
Anything really addictive if you get really addicted to it.

Drug addicts don't become thin because of drugs. Drug addicts become thin because they aren't eating because they're so heavily addicted to drugs.

>>79067371
as if South African huts have doors

>>79067395
wasnt talking to you anyway

>>79067387
>>79067389
Europe

>>79067320
crack

>>79067420
Europe who?

>>79067320
any drug that kills your appetite

speed is good for losing weight

>>79067420
You're a poo

surprised at how many people on my university campus smoke cigarettes
like why
no one thinks youre cool just simple minded if anything

>>79067271
good
>>79067368
also good

>>79066182
I'll sort you out x

i threw my makeujp on in someone elses car

we ordered different drinks in the same bars

>>79067355
lol gay
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1504176461988.webm

please reply to me im not feeling well :(

>>79067437
illuminating commentaries
look forward to the next installment

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I capped this from some webm a while back and would really like to know who it is
I think she is italian

>>79067447
yeah? x

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>>79067428
No. You're a poo!

>>79067476
I'll have a search for you lad x

noncelad in?

you're such a damn liar
>*liar liar liar liar*

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>>79067485

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JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE SOME SALTED CARAMEL ICE CREAM IN THE FREEZER

>>79067464
I'll like her milky thighs

>>79067485
HAHAHA banter

SA does it again

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Rate my Summer Vacation road trip for 2018.

>>79067468
Ok hi what's wrong

>>79067563
she's not feeling well

>>79067408
>>79067367
ah thanks lads, already do that so no worries. I was under the impression stuff like heroin and coke did something to your cheeks

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>>79067558
rate my hiking trip

>>79067471
signed you up for the mailing list x

Stephen tries is the official /brit/ approved youtuber
https://youtu.be/y4vUDTT5bt8

>>79067558
>>79067558
TIL theres a tunnel from argentina to france

neato

>>79067514
tim is such a cringe shit tier gimmick at this point

i am not a girl silly :3

>>79067608
ur a twat m8

>>79067541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70nT6waVD2M

Why do Europeans like traveling so much?

>>79067608
twat

>>79067630
genuinely happy to see kyary back on /brit/ again

state of me

>>79067608
It's called international flight, and it's from Tokyo to New York.

>>79067640
this is why yanks are so fucking thick oblivious and ignorant

>>79067658
>>79067686
LOL

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would cum all over her face, smear it around with the tip of my dick then pimpslap her and call her a fat cow

>>79067619
t. clowny bastard jealous that you're not as bright as Tim

>>79067649
>America
>drive 200 miles
>will still be in the same state

>Europe
>drive 200 miles
>will be in a different culture and different country

hmm i wonder why?

>>79067691
k

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>>79067640
Because you get to see beautiful, breathtaking stuff.

>>79067640
refer to:
>>79067713

>>79067709
i want her to do a shit in my mouth

>>79067619
youre just a cowardly bastard that cant call himself a man because hes better at piano than you

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a 104kt nuke left this hole
NK detonated a 1000kt nuke lads
spooky

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>>79067630
Duolingo knows what's good (ps i'm NOT a poohead)

>>79067764
I want to eat her shit out of your mouth

SA got any more jokes?

>>79067711
>>79067769

Yeah... it's not funny, he's not funny, it stopped being funny after he left Marlow. The whole thing is stale and boring and the OC people make here is cringy and weird

>>79067796
wouldn't that destroy their entire country then?

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I've been crunching the numbers, and actually, /int/ is a diverse place. Diverser than most websites. People of all races and religions, from all countries and cultures, and of every political and philosophical persuasion call /int/ home. This place is the bosom of the global community, and we should celebrate that.

>>79067803
fuck off freak

>>79067796
ive got no frame of reference as to how big this hole is

don't get the obsession with asian girls

they're qt and all but theres something .. unnatural about them.

>>79067811
they do it underground

bed soon

>>79067839
about the size of your mums fanny

>>79067841
it's noncery plain and simple mate

>>79067845
wouldn't that destabilise all the earth under them and possibly cause earthquakes or something?

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>>79067807
>cringggy xD
jog on back now

>>79067850
doubt it

>>79067839
there's a road nearby it
it looks like a 1/4mi wide

>>79067850
good night lad

*kisses you*

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordon_Ibe

opinions? I rate him personally.

think im going insane

>>79067886
yeah mate North Korea has imploded on itself

>>79067909
*bangs on your ceiling*

>>79067602
>not hiking in Norway
m8

>>79067886
mong

>>79067818
foy

>>79067796
don't care

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>I rate Ibe

>>79067811
thats going to happen anyway if they keep going the way they are so maybe they're just deciding to go out in style

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>>123
>>123
>>123

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ49jtlz_3I

>>79067921
>>79067941
ok so correct me. to a layman exploding a hugely powerful explosive device directly under your country seems silly.

>>79067476
>>79067507
Found her mate.

She's called Miriam Leone, Italian TV personality.

>>79067886
did you seriously just ask that question?

>>79068021
see
>>79067992

gonna kill yourself

6 inch italian bmt cheers nice one

>>79068086
>>79068086
>>79068086

>>79067893
need to be up ealriy to do essay checking

I
FOUND
A
PINK CIGARETTE

>>79068086
>>79068086
>>79068086
neu!

>>79068001
thank you
bellissima

>>79067602
Cold and bears. Hmmm I suppose it's better than dealing with muslims. Just get the timings right.

I need an Italian 6 inch up my boipussy.

>>79067886
nuclear weapons arent some all-consuming force, it's just a big explosion. they do it in a section of the country designated for testing, with nothing they care about for miles around, so after it happens they don't have to care if the ground is unstable or the soil poisoned