/brit/

>>79056866
how many fucking threads do you spergs need?

>>79056883
why doesnt janny just do his job

Bane?

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anime

alri

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su aka poozoo

I'd knock out Kim Jong Un in a bare knuckle tbf

>>79057749
I have absolutely no personality (but I'm tall and moderately OK to look at). Only times I have kissed girls have been in clubs when they are just attracted to my appearance enough to want to kiss me.

To actually put your willy inside them you need to be able to chat, which I cannot do.

>>79056883
all of 'em

the sun never sets on /brit/

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slags?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBLXYDER35A

>>79057812
not true if you were actually good looking they wud basicly drag u back to theirs or force u to take them to yours, hell they will even start wanking u off in a corner of the club

t. has happened to me and i'm ugly so god knows how easy it is for good looking guys

>>79057804
not even her birthday is real. my mind is utterly blown the fuck out

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>>79057817
alright then

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sue

>>79056155
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>>79053501
N E W
E
W

>>79057761
In the moment you don't really care

I've kissed a girl after we'd both given each other oral sex

need a new soon

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>>79057857

>>79057864
the /brit/ spectrum

Wanna touch my harris, lads?

>>79057843
i dont act stupid in front of attractive women. i know they'll never find me appealing so i dont feel any discomfort or awkwardness.

>>79057844
well the point still stands: my appearance is such that girls in clubs have voluntarily wanted to kiss me just from how I look but the line is drawn there

Also on two separate occasions I have been taken into a toilet by girls but then they didn't suck me off and we didn't have sex. No idea what that was about.

>>79057865
well no shit u don't care about kissing when oral sex is 10x more disgusting than kissing

>>79056155
>>79055874
>>79056084

>>79057065
>>79056918
>>79056021
>>79054736

>>79056295
>>79052314
>>79053501

Literally all in here

is this the right /brit/?

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BREAKING NEWS:
4chan janitor found dead at his desk after 48 hour drink and drugs binge

>>79057849
I went to her birthday live in 2015 and the point at which we all whipped out our yellow glowsticks and made her cry with gratitude has always stuck in my mind as one of my favourite idol live moments

was a bit sad to discover that this was most likely two months after her real birthday

>>79057849
same what an utter disgrace of a woman

>>79057899
>Also on two separate occasions I have been taken into a toilet by girls but then they didn't suck me off and we didn't have sex. No idea what that was about.

wut ok that is fucking weird did you both do drugs or what

JANITOOOOOOR

>>79057843
he sounds a bit like kermit the frog

>>79057923
why does she fake her birthday

Is there any greater joy than hearing the fire alarm go off at work? Perhaps the computer systems going down for a period of several hours but with that you don't really know how long they will be down for. With a fire alarm you know you're getting a good 10 minutes, easily.

wonder how long we have left until we're rangebanned from /int/

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>>79057935
duh he does the voice

>>79057881
if you really want to post pics of her when she was 13 at least include screenshots from the gravure

>>79057978
so they're photoshopped

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Just got off the plane from Mecca.

Any leftypol man in

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>>79057946
because she's a psychopath who manipulates her fans

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lost control of myself in the crisps aisle in lidl again

woke up in the car park with a note telling me I'm barred

>>79057817
>>79057852
continue lads

>>79058000
what are

taking a shit dudes

>>79057946
I've heard of more mainstream idols publically celebrating their birthday a few days apart from the real one so as to spend the real one with friends and family while having a full day for fans, but not so much two months apart

to be honest it's entirely possible that August is her real birthday and the one she claimed as a junior idol was fake as is common in that industry

death

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Q: is janny about?

>>79058070
Grim

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/int/ - no mods, ever

why is /brit/ so lawless

where is janny?

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>>79058036
only the finest

>>79058070
dont understand it

>Go on crush's Instagram
>See picture she uploaded about a month or two back has a new like
>Be super worried that she's now found someone or that she hooked up with some guy and is a slut

Am I just an autist who overthinks things and always expects the worst case scenario?

fuck off with your nonce celebs

would honestly rather read about Kerry Katona than some grown man paying £3k to hug a child

Arctic Monkeys - R U Mine?

>>79058070
looks nice

and then the janny said:
NOTHING YOU IDIOTS JANNY'S DEAD HE'S LOCKED IN MY BASEMENT

>>79058011
every photo i've ever seen of that place is grim as fuck. Islam really is shit. if you want a country to stagnate, introduce islam to it. terrible ideology.

>>79058070
wud rather starve than eat that srs

>>79058112
it's more like 3000 yen and we only shake hands

cunt

>>79058096
what do you expect her not to shag other blokes or something?

are you living in cloud cuckoo land?

>>79058070
>tesco summer fruit squash

jesus wept

>>79058135
well you can't be that desperate to live in the first place

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Only the dead have seen the end of war

>>79058156
u right there

No mods no masters

would be mad if NK nuked japan
would feel very sorry for japan if that happened

>>79058096
stop going on her instagram and stop caring about her

>>79058070
Throw that in a bowl and nuke it and you've got a decent soup going

Got some neck hair that sprouts out of my shirt. Should I trim this or what? My hair is always trimmed pretty tight at the back so it looks weird

How the fuck do I even shave this?

>>79058175
any country that nukes Japan should be wiped off the map really

got a fuckload of (You)s on tv
>>>/tv/87255667

>>79058192
this

>>79058096
you dont deserve love

>>79058096
if he's liking her pics from 2 months ago then he's not shagging her

you sound like a weirdo though

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>>79058070
Imagine taking all the unuseable meat garbage from butcheries, blending it, shaping it into kebabs and then grilling it and scraping it off, and some people will actually consider it delicious. Kebab is complete trash. Gyros is superior in every regard.

>>79058223
>5 (You)s

rookie numbers

>>79058223
oh my god, is this guy REALLY boasting about getting 5 (you)s, how embarrassing

>>79058223
this is /brit/

>>79058223
>can we
hello 'ddit

>>79058223
probably all Sneed's doing

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>naturally shy, quiet and introverted
>lack of confidence and fear of rejection (with women)
>not very attractive

thats the formula for a lonely life.

you lads with gfs are lucky. dont waste it.

flat earth is real

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>4 months until Christmas again
>told myself last Christmas that this year will be the one
>absolutely NOTHING has changed

just queefed

>giving him even more (you)s

like moths to dog shit

>>79058252
Greek gyros. Turkish food is vomit.

>fake name
>fake birthday
>fake face

why is this acceptable?

>guy gets five (You)s bragging about his (You)s
you're got tricked

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>>79058027
>wait, taylor swift wasnt hot when she was a kid? fuck it i hate her now!
this is your argument, not mine

>>79058223
leftism is a mental illness

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>>79058292
definitely seen this episode before

>>79058308
because it's 2017 and plastic surgery is the same as makeup

>Wayne Rooney fucked his marriage and now stands to lose several million quid in a divorce all due to wanting to shag some rando office-worker bint and driving home drunk to do it

poor Wayne

>>79058339
what the FUCK is she wearing

just got a metric shittone of (You)s on brit but not linking bc people try to downplay my accomplishments

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Ah yes, white "women."

>>79058074
CORRRR

>>79058360
He got passed shagging granny prostitutes the first time he was at Everton

He'll be fine

>>79058308
the japanese are not to be trusted on any matters except producing anime

>Americans pushing for war in North Korea because they don't have a banking system in place which they can control

Americans (Jews) are the biggest imperialist, capitalists ever to exist

>>79058324
sue wasn't ugly as a kid though if that Nostalgie video is anything to go by

What are some good YouTube channels that aren't vlogging mongs lads

taylor swift is a hardcore blood witch, heard from some lads over on /x/

>>79058324
she hasnt had rampant surgery to look completely different

>>79058387
what about sushi

>>79058392
lindybeige

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>>79058392
millennial woes

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Is it time to move our feet
To an introspective beat
It ain't the speakers that bump hard
It's our hearts that make the beat

>>79058415
stolen from china

>>79058392
https://youtu.be/Nnr3twO7HCY

>>79058426
>>79058436
>aren't vlogging mongs
can you people not read

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>>79058385
janny's absent
very nice

>>79058392
Steve1989MREInfo

>stolen from china
Absolute brainlet.

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>>79058451

>>79058451
lindy doesn't vlog.

>>79058415
trust them at your peril

>>79058447
what about being a samurai

>>79058360
and in other news, North Korean state media confirms the rogue state has detonated a underground Hydrogen bomb, heightening global tensions and fears yet even further

I've been on 4chan for exactly 4 years today.
>Monday, September 3, 2007 = Labour Day

What should I do to celebrate

>>79058474
continue

>>79058390
were fully in agreement i just felt compelled to give the virgin one last you
@8410
sue has not had rampant surgery either
bored of you go away

>>79058485
his channel is literally vlogs

>>79058392
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIEv3lZ_tNXHzL3ox-_uUGQ
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC72yyRtcpihPcAKxtHTtpgQ
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7vVhkEfw4nOGp8TyDk7RcQ
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZAENaOaceQUMd84GDc26EA
and i know you said no vlogging mongs but they're really interesting
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwNPa8fSXzzAZuT9859GVhg

>went to meadowhall earlier for some new clothes
>lace is untied
>trip and fall on my face in front of a shit load of people
>can see them laughing
>couple people try to help me
>just tell them I'm ok and went back to my car

Well that was fucking embarrassing

>>79058498
NK does this shit all the time, boring
rooney hasnt been caught with prozzies for many years

Find both sansa and arya ridiculously unattractive

>>79058510
cant handle the truth about his vapid little plastic idol

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The year is becoming very cozy very quickly. Coinciding pretty much exactly with the beginning of september the weather has clouded up and cooled down a bit, the first leaves are turning brown and falling, and the autumn will be absolutely fantastic. An absolute philistine, whose favourite season isn't autumn.

>>79058514
how do you define vlog?

>>79058529
really want to get a cbr500r motorcycle but waiting till i graduate

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>>79058520
Not even gonna say it.

>>79058535
sophie's head keeps growing but her face stays the same size

>>79058543
I was expecting Gondola to be in this pic

>>79058557
because you dont have the pasta :^)))

>having your face carved up so you can become a z-list "idol" that no one will care about in a year

creasing

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gay phase

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There's one fatal flaw in white "women" today.
She has absolutely no loyalty.
She will leave he boyfriend if she finds one who is better looking, has more money, or has a bigger cock.
She will ignore her vows and will engage in adultery if she sees a man who's cock she wants inside of her.
She will throw her children into a daycare if she feels bored at home and wants to go out drinking or wants to get a job because Rabbi Shlomo told her that a woman's place is slaving for his cousin Moshe, the CEO of Goldenburg Enterprises.
She will betray her homeland if she doesn't agree with everything the head of the government says.
She will defy anything and everything her parents tell her because Professor Ronda Rosenburg, PhD of Women's Studies told her that they're dumb old racists who don't want Tyrone to impregnate her.
This is why white "women" are dregs of society. They don't care about the greater good. They want to import refugees because it makes them feel good, not because they care about the welfare of the refugees. That's why they don't donate to charity, instead they want to government to take care of them. That's why they don't care about if the refugees are actual refugees. They just want more third worlders in their country because it makes them feel good and because they feel like they need to "replace the aging population" which could've been accomplished by just having children of their own. But Professor Israel told her that the world already has enough people, so whites shouldn't breed. Instead we should import Africans who have 15 children each. Because only whites contribute to overpopulation.
This is why white "women" need to be wiped out. They have always been and will always be the fifth column of the Jews and we can only save our way of life by getting rid of them.

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>>79058508
janny's going to kick my arse

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>>79058557
?say it

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>>79058589

cannot fathom having to go clothes shopping somewhere as shit as Sheffield desu

>>79058339
nice
sauce?

>>79058474
ay, dios mio

¡¡¡il janitore!!!

>>79058487
type of trouser

41
if i couldnt handle the truth about her having had plastic surgery, do you think i would:
a). be posting pics of her when she was 13 and calling her a fraud
or
b). not posting pics of her when she was 13 and calling her a fraud

>>79058595
screenshotted this and emailing it to the office of moral integrity for 4chan

>>79058556
why are you telling me this?

>>79058595
I'll whack him if he dares to touch you

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>>79058584
There is no pasta, I normally write a fresh one every time.

>>79058641
i thought we were talking about person stuff we wanted to share

Feeling empty inside

>>79058624
why don't you just NOT post pictures of 13 year old girls you sad nonce cunt?

cor blimey guvna!

i fancy some chips and fish, innit!

pretty sure I have bollocks larger than the average man

don't see the point of banning NSFW content on a Sunday anyway

Feeling empty inside now the bf is away home

wow it took Jordan a good 95 minutes into the podcast to finally say 'pernicious'

>>79058700
>what are timezones

it's already Tuesday half way around the world

what accent in english says "eyes" like "oz" or "ahz"

taunting the janny is all fun and games until someone posts CP

Literally what's the point in going meadowhall

It's basically just got the same shit as any medium sized city in the country but it's inside and has even more chavs

>>79058692
*heems them*

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>>79058643
cheers
>>79058640
good luck my dads mates with hiroshima

what is a comfy/autistic game to buy on steam lads?

>>79058722
probably some southern twats

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You in the center
Me behind the camera

>>79058713
its a nice word

>>79058655
gimmick is WAY older than 2016

Whenever I go out someone always tries to start shit with me and I have no idea why.

Ok, maybe not everytime but it happens A LOT. Its a little joke between me and my mates

>I want to ride a motorbike

*buys a VW golf*
*pulls out on you, sending you over the handlebars, shattering your spine*

hahah whoops m8 didn't see you xx

>>79058655
Is this the saddest example of gimmick forcing ever? Even the worst gimmicks usually catch on at least a bit and see one or two other people reposting them. In this instance the gimmick is so monumentally unfunny and uninteresting that it's remained purely a one-man effort, with no one else involved

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>Don't racemix or your children will be ug-

Woah...

chances of being kicked out of university if a criminal record was attained while as a student?

>>79058766
maybe u r arsehole

creating a tribute video for poley when he finally necks himself

I was thinking of Yiruma's 'kiss the rain' as the backing song, thoughts?

>>79058742
oblivion

>>79058766
have a mate like that

used to make jokes that he's a tank because he always pulls aggro

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>>79058742

>>79058782
they barely have any black in them
also look like trannies

>>79058778
implying my reaction speeds aren't superior

>>79058745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ5zYDrhDGM

>>79058766
dont care

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who /arse/ here?

>>79058766
i find that people actively avoid me when im walking down the street. i walk pretty fast and im fairly tall so maybe that intimidates them?

>>79057806
minging knacker

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>>79058792
>used to make jokes that he's a tank because he always pulls aggro
oh dear

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>>79058782
Racemixing should be enforced by the government.

>>79058812
I like arse but I also like tits
I'm not too picky

If every single person who makes YouTube videos of them talking into a camera and everyone who enjoys watching their videos was killed the world would be a better place

>>79058784
is google broke

listening to cradle of filth because i'm doing a nostalgia for when i was 15

i knew it was cringe even back then though

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>>79058778
Still worth it. There's no enjoyment in cars anymore, too tightly regulated and too expensive in running costs. Gotta ride.

>>79058796
driving at night as it's raining in ets2 is prime comfy

>>79058780
Thing is, it's not a gimmick for the sake of being a gimmick. It's not a meme I have ever tried to force. I just genuinely do not like people posting links. I don't want to open a dozen fucking links or watch a youtube video of some cunt's shitty music taste.

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haven't put my face near a female arsehole in years

>>79058766
maybe if you put on some fucking clothes before heading out it might happen less

>>79058785
I'm pretty chilled out and just wanna go out and enjoy myself, maybe shag something

>>79058792
that's pretty funny

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>i walk pretty fast and im fairly tall so maybe that intimidates them?

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>>79058812
alri lad

thank god for vsco amirite

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>>79058812

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>>79058845
ugly bike

royal enfield bullet is where its at

>>79058856
what about a lads arsehole?

>>79058830
it all but is m8......…....…

>>79058282
had a few gfs but i feel like that nowadays

its not good

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>>79058881
Ah yes.

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>being a tits "man"

>>79058812
she is lifting her leg to make her bum protrude

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Lmao why the FUCK are we wasting money on these fucking dreadnoughts? There hasn't been a proper war for nearly a hundred years! Are you seriously saying that we're going to suddenly go to war with Germany for no reason? The government is building these useless battleships while meanwhile thousands of poor Brits are forced to use the workhouses to get by. Typical Tory Salisbury not caring about the poor - it's DISGUSTING. There's not going to be another conventional war any time soon, and anyway the real threat nowadays are anarchist cells. You can't stop them with battleships

- Anon, 1906

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>>79058913
what's wrong with liking both?

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>>79058935
That's the whole point of high heels, la

>>79058913
the sand on her foot is igniting my autismo

>being an ass "nigger"

>when you're walking among fat, slob commoners and feel pretty jacked
>them shop windows
>go to gym
>feel small as fuck

lmao

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>>79058906
want a bike gf

>>79058935
nevertheless

cracking arse

the true nature of a man is determined in the battle between his conscious mind and his subconscious.

rubbing my bell

>>79058967
forgot about this girl

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>the true nature of a man is determined in the battle between his conscious mind and his subconscious.

>>79059023
dont want to know

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i am in heat i think
been masturbating like 4 times a day and thinking about dick constantly for the last week

i wonder if its the weather?

>>79058252
when I was in berlin there was a constant 2 hour queue just for this kebab stall

bet some nonce has got his finger over the early new button as we speak

>>79059016
*slaps you on the back*
good man!

>>79058780
It's a classic gimmick you new twat

The best gimmicks are those posted once or twice a month

let off an absolute BELTER in the car earlier. smell nearly made me crash

>>79058967
spoiler that hog

>>79058745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCexB6qID_A

>>79058847
Nah it's a gimmick. If you didn't care for links then you would just ignore them like me. Fact is, you think you're a rather witty and insouciant fellow who thought he could get a few (You)s out of his le epic gentleman who doesn't open links gimmick. Well it's not funny and no one likes it

>>79059065
>The best gimmicks are those posted once or twice a month

my gimmick that

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Ahh yes, having another "looking at the profiles of dickheads who unfriended me and only me on facebook after sixth form"

the gf hates her arse and always tries to make it look smaller

hm

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>>79058913
>being a chimp
"Arse" men are just misguided hips men, or actual shitskins. Hips are what matters.

>>79059067
you're really pissing me off padrag

>>79059047
fairly sure she's an escort in London but I don't know her name
If I was in London and had money, I'd fuck her

>>79059062
*sticks my chin in your back*

>>79058906
the virgin bike

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New

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New

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New

feet > legs > arse > chebs

>>79059089
burqa that bum!

>>79059138
fuck off

>>79059142
pretty much the opposite of the truth

>>79059003
US bike scene is retarded. It's either fat grandpas on Harleys or sportbike squids pulling wheelies in shorts and riding like complete clowns. No normal people inbetween.

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>>79059100
Agree with that sentiment.
Face > Hips > Ass > Tits
That said, tit "men" are not men. They are tit boys who failed to outgrow their attraction to tits from when they were suckling their mother's teat.

>>79059100
do love a pair of child-bearing hips, me

>>79059138
janny get him

idea: keep making threads earlier and earlier until janny finally fucking does his "job" of clicking 2 buttons every hour

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face > tits > legs > arse > feet

have we adopted metric or not?
officially, the UK is a metric country, but we still use imperial for almost everything

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tiny brain: arse
medium brain: tits
big brain: legs
enormous brain: feet

>>79059154
i plan on being in between

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>>79059196
non-existent brain: Asians

waiting for mummy to finish cooking the roast

>>79059214
good post

>>79059191
it's to appease the jews obviously

>>79059181
Arse>>>whatever

>>79059214
redditbrain

>>79059220
what animal?

>>79059214
lol

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>non-existent brain: Asians

>>79058565
Lol true

>>79059220
Fob
waiting for mummy to finish making the toast

>>79058481
Nice post

Dun dun Dana dun dun dana dun

caught a spider in a bottle last night, then i sprayed it with deodorant. it died shortly after.
it's in pristine condition, perfectly preserved

>>79059270
dissertations nearly finished

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>>79059103

wonder what the average reading speed is
not in terms of words/minute but in say, how long it takes to read a given book or such.

GHOST RIDE THE WHIP

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I like tits, arse, face, thighs, and hips in no particular order

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>>79057920
trump?

face > feet > tits > arse > legs

>>79059338
simply epic

>>79059335
good job! have you got all the words you need or are you just tweaking now?

>>79059356
what about political persuasion

i like the death of communists and their larpers

>>79059403
unironically consider myself a centrist

>>79059339
>average

It would be utterly meaningless since it would be so heavily skewed by people who cannot read at all and hence read at a rate of 0wpm.

t. statistician

>>79059416
>centrist

get in the bin

homo cunts

>>79059398
just twerking :)

>>79059269
chicken

bored out my NUT

>>79059399
always notice how famous girls have unfamous friends who are actually more attractive (yet less successful) than the famous one

03/09/17: the day /brit/ said enough is enough to earlys

proud of you lads

need a far-right japanese gf who is willing to make an exception to her no racemixing rule for me alone

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>>79059202
Good lad. To be honest I don't mind cruisers though, at least they ride comparatively slowly and not like utter pillocks. Just don't like the Harley community is all.

>>79059469
>he still thinks it's March

this is next level Australian brain trauma

Jesus is a bit creepy, nobody asked him to die for our sins. he just sort of did it. and he was going to get crucified anyway, i think he was just trying to score points desu.

still, at least he didn't rape children and murder innocents like that other nigger prophet

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just like women and I'm not particularly picky
simple as

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>>79059498
dont care

Parents unironically don't believe in evolution and think the Earth is 5000 years old. Also believe that the Devil planted dinosaur bones.

>>79059532
none me

>>79059520
jesus they are HUGE

the CIA has a child (FBI sex agent) deepthroating a loaded .45 next to me in the DMV. i'll teach him to pull the trigger.

>>79059532
shut up

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>>79059549
that's always good isn't it

>>79059539
they sound like grade A idiots. sorry.

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>>79059492
alri grandad haha

>>79059539
take em fossil hunting

>>79059564
Depends on how saggy they are once the dress comes off.

>>79059565
That's an insult to idiots. They're actually the dumbest people I've ever met.

>>79059539
so they believe in the truth?

>>79059547
>>79059560
fuck off

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>>79059564
>tfw still no black gf

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>>79059539
Parents unironically believe our benevolent Allah will send me to Hell if I consume pork or alcohol

t. 'sheed

recycle

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>>79059622
just say no to earlies