aesthetic edition
anime
>>79054736
fuck off racist
have decided to unironically try and look like this
i already have long hair, i just need to lift for 6-8 years and ill be golden
WAAAHHH MUMMMY /BRIT/ ISNT USING MY EDITION
sue
british humour is very reddit, cant think of one funny comedian we have except billy connolly
Fashlads where we at
COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND IVE BEEN DOING JUST FINE
hapa gf
>>79054791
you mean mainstream comedian
you don't get to be popular unless you're a leftie
>>79054791
dylan moran is a good west british comedian imo
anime
monty pythons is quite literally proto-reddit
it incorporates everything that is reddit before reddit gave those cunts a place to congregate
haha le gratuitous violence
haha le random walk xd
haha le le LE LE LELELE
>>79054785
>>79054791
tories are our best comedians
Howling at this moran
>>79054791
*english humour
limmy's quite funny
can't be comprehended by the english or their notorious offshoot: yanks (who can't even understand scottish people when they speak)
everyone complains about new threads but they still post in them. pathetic.
>>79054791
billy connolly the big one
Wanna die
>>79054855
peer pressure
not a fan of dogs.
they're quite obnoxious animals that need constant attention and are usually more of a liability in terms of their completely and utter self-interested behaviour than something cute. its fairly telling that a 'good dog' is one that essentially has all of its wild-instincts taken from it and is essentially an animated teddy-bear.
unless you're a hunter gatherer hunting for small woodland animals to eat you have no excuse for having a dog.
>>79054844
>>79054785
'once, simple as she's literally wearing toddlers outfits
mighty boosh is ultimate reddit
if you found that shite funny you may as well just off yourself
need a JAV star gf
Hmmmm just wondering if it's worth spending 40 years of my life slaving away to pay for this thing. Wondering if I'm getting much for my money on British housing. Hmmmm.
>>79054844
these baby su pics really bring out the nonce in me and I don't think I like it
>>79054885
yeah ok rasheed no one cares
>not a fan of dogs.
>
> they're quite obnoxious animals that need constant attention and are usually more of a liability in terms of their completely and utter self-interested behaviour than something cute. its fairly telling that a 'good dog' is one that essentially has all of its wild-instincts taken from it and is essentially an animated teddy-bear.
>
> unless you're a hunter gatherer hunting for small woodland animals to eat you have no excuse for having a dog.
>>79054849
Uh it's moron sweaty ;) x
mum laughed at me because of my anime girl desktop background and now i dont want to go downstairs
>>79054784
>>79054885
Cant imagine the state of manlets who buy an animal because it's cute. They're good for protection also paki
>>79054885
'sheed woman
>>79054855
what you gonna do if runts keep making them and janny isn't doing his job
>>79054902
BIG BABY
https://twitter.com/yuzu_amanatsu/status/904105113488318464
>>79054884
bet even her tits arent real
Love dogs
Love pork
Love alcohol
Hate Islam
>friendzone girl who obviously likes me even though i like her back because autistic
>suddenly she gets a bf and tells me about him regularly and in uncalled for detail
wish i was dead
>>79054885
the virgin repost from oldthread
>>79054836
the chad fresh new outlook on previously learned knowledge from a thread which can be looked at through any perspective
utterly despise people who don't like cats and dogs
honestly don't think I could trust such a person
>>79054901
Hold on for the economy to collapse, you'll get more bang for your buck
>>79054894
i once gave my ex-gf my mighty boosh dvds so she'd stop pestering me for sex as i was too knackered. she was a horny bitch.
>>79054855
wasn't getting (you)'s in the last thread.
i propose the janman do his job.
>>79054901
just move abroad, to europ_
>>79054929
stop complaining like a little bitch maybe.
ah yes defo not a nonce
>>79054930
is she mentally ill
dont trust people with cats, we caught our mate fingering his and after that ive saw the light that all cat owners are sexual deviant perverts that nonce animals
>>79054936
She's just trying to make you jealous, Bruce.
She still wants your cock inside of her.
>>79054855
only 5 out of 56 people complained and theyll either fall in line or go away. the only reason people keep posting early news is because they get attention from angry people.
>>79054934
best post in the thread so far.
Ahhhhhhh!
>>79054962
stop making early threads then you utter runt
Ahhhhhh!
not a nonce
fucking INSANE that people find QI, top gear, literally any bbc comedy (apart from yes minister), and also literally any english comedian funny
pom cunts will get salty about and say you don't understand "droll wit" or whatever that poofter shit is
>>79054938
added a sentence actually.
>literally want to fuck women dressed as babies
>-i-im not a nonce i s-swear
sinners never sleep
>>79054986
i dont. i just dont complain like a little bitch.
>>79054976
i only do it to annoy the commie spammer and runts who get annoyed it's 4chan ffs stop taking it serious
also 'sheed
>>79054964
gross
>>79054970
we've all been there mate come off it
went to 'spoons with the lads last night and we had bottle of this each
it's absolutely vile
>>79055005
you sound mad
>>79055015
>IPA
yea well no one but you to blame
Yellow fever is a sign of repressed pedophilia. Liking Asian girls is fine, but liking them exclusively or more than your own race makes you a pedophile.
>>79055019
stop complaining like a little bitch.
>>79055015
IPA is a meme
>>79054855
t. tried posting a chinese thread for the 50th time and got btfo
>>79054990
you get the occasional gem in the UK but for some reason they don't seem to last long.
monkey dust is an example, some of armando iannucis stuff is pretty spot on (including but not limited to the thick of it). HIGNFY is always a treat.
dry wit doesn't really translate well to stand up comedy methinks.
su is a plastic fake, even her mole isn't real!
get this shit out of /brit/!
take the brownpill brit
Need to stop posting here. You guys are just too precious and bitter, nitpicking elements of popular culture when you never really accomplished anything in life. Need to participate in forums with guys who make shit happen out there, perhaps a forum centered around a hobby like sports and travel.
*enters the thread in style*
>>79055030
why are you so mad?
hate people but want a career in politics
>>79054970
dog once licked my willy when i was 13
>>79055048
you sound perfect for the job hahah x
>Toil cometh dawn
>>79055044
you wont be missed. bye baldy.
The I.T. Crowd > Peep Show > The Office > Black Books >>>>>>>>>>>>> Mrs Brown boys>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Miranda
>>79055048
you'll fit right in
>>79055048
Why'd you put the "but" there? You think politicians like the plebs?
>>79054931
if you cant deal with the fact that most females in jap showbiz+porn have had some minor cosmetic surgery then thats your own problem. still quite amusing its taken you weeks to realise
>>79055040
once licked my dogs willy when i was 13
>desperately post your new thread 50 posts before the old one hits bump limit because you want people to post in a thread that has your picture which they will only see once when entering the thread anyway
ultimate form of autism
>>79055044
ahah fuck off you're literally in asia to nonce people and we're the ones that haven't accomplished anything
>>79054971
not sure i'd want her now that she's had that twat inside of her
I literally laugh out loud when I pass a person picking his dog's shit on the street. The absolute level of humans. Pathetic.
>>79055041
Agreed somewhat
Paki bp belongs to white cock
Forget about paki females, they can't be saved, they want to be enslaved by paki men and their culture
>>79055072
>>79055069
>>79055061
fuck off reddit
>>79055085
bit gay innit
>>79055068
I like the IT crowd but it is NOT better than peep show or the office
>>79055076
fuck off
watching the Chris Ray Gun Laci Green sex tape
79055100
stop changing your trip
dont want to see your fucking post
>>79055044
You're a balding nihilistic loser loving in Asia with no direction in life other than the next mindless hedonistic pleasure.
You are building nothing.
>>79055068
all shit
cat person here there is nothing wrong with bestiality, i put peanut butter on my nob and let the cats lick it off, very orgasmic
>>79055041
would love to burst into her parents flat, smack them about, tell them that I am shagging their daughter out of wedlock
>>79055072
they know how to pretend to tolerate their colleagues
i'm the kind of person who'd call in sick to a shadow cabinet meeting to sit in my room wanking all day and drinking Cup-a-Soup.
>desperately continue to whine and cry about an early thread but post in it anyway
ultimate form of autism
>>79055101
cunt
>>79055118
LINK
>>79055076
you cant deal with the fact her mole isnt real
>>79055068
>The Office
holy fuck kill yourself
i may be autistic but i literally screamed in anger when i saw ricky gervais on tv once
mind racking how one person can be so fucking reddit
Labour hates the working class.
>>79055126
nice 6-head
>>79055068
>Shit virgin misogynists say
>>79055106
Peep show isn't that good, too many bad episodes and arcs
>>79055137
good lad
>>79055091
>being in asia to nonce people
That's a reward for a life well lived
>>79055100
you're a fucking virgin
>>79055100
show us some fucking new pics already. we're gagging for a glimpse at the new you.
>>79055076
>most females in jap showbiz+porn have had some minor cosmetic surgery
that's not really true though, more of a Korean thing really
>>79055129
alright recommend a good comedy then
>>79055076
it's all fake
what's the point
>hes here
>>79055028
/int/ mimicks exactly the pecking order of a prison. May be an unemployed nothing, but at least I'm not a (...)
(paki, nonce, ...)
>i'm the kind of person who'd call in sick to a shadow cabinet meeting to sit in my room wanking all day and drinking Cup-a-Soup.
>>79055041
For the past 50 years or so, white "women" have not contributed to the advancement of western civilization or western culture. Instead, they have been tirelessly working to destroy it. They promote mass immigration. They openly hate white men. They hate religion. They hate the family unit. They want homosexual marriage legalized. They want men who cut their penises off to be considered women. They want more women in western armies and want standards lowered, making them less effective. They want only one point of view to be allowed. They want an end to freedom of speech. They want socialism. They want the collapse of the western way of life.
what do ya think lads? think it can be trusted?
>>79055148
>REEEEEEEEEEE STOP LIKING THINGS I DONT LIKE REDDIT
>>79055161
that's what 50 year old men who are having a midlife crisis and can no longer attract white women do
>>79055126
>balding
Lol he's just bald
>>79055139
>stay and talk to yourself in an empty old thread
ah yes
>>79055176
Women put on makeup all the time and you don't criticize them for being fake
Reckon I could crush Alans shiny skull in the palm of my gigantic hand
>>79055191
not a word
>>79055217
yes i do
naturally beautiful hapa gf
literally watching the uk office right now
stop stalking my netflix habits you niggers
mhm
>>79055197
fuck up you utter reddit runt
>>79055158
was put off her when i learned she was a yank.
always pictured her with a brummie accent desu
>>79055154
All parties hate British
None want to put Britain first
The Torries want to put Saudi Arabia first
Labour want to put Pakistan first
Lib Dems want to put Europe first
SNP want to put Scotland first
UKIP want to put everyone else first
>>79055217
but i do
>>79055223
dont think my arms reach that far down
taking today's dose of roids
>>79055174
all comedy is shit
>>79055193
looks legit, id go for it lad
79055242
and i want to put you on a plane first hahahah x
genuinely have an existential crisis every day about my future
>Why yes I'd love to spend 40-60 hours a week doing something I FUCKING DESPISE, just to struggle to be able to afford a runt shed in a shit location, and not be able to afford any of the luxuries my parents had despite being more educated than they are
Like what the FUCK is the point of playing this meme called "life", the ol' 'cide sounds better
>>79055191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idRQsWTTVYA
(eng subs)
hate american imperialist pigdogs
What a horrible place this is
>>79055145
wrong because it is
>I come from deepest core of Finnish meme base.
>Something big is coming. Something that will change everything. Finland will do it again. Countrywide bans will be set.
>Spurdo will spärde once more.
>>79055266
how
>>79055262
time to break the rules laddie
>35 mins until we enter the post wage-day timezone
>>79055242
fuck off virgin
no virgins allowed here
>>79055262
solution: do something you dont despite. its literally that fucking easy
>>79055165
It's different for girls
>>79055167
Soon, bit busy with work right now
>>79055170
Wrong
Though they mostly just use makeup and circular eye lens etc
>>79055240
she's a yank...?
fucking disgusting, i can already hear that cat screech accent and her pronouncing 'o' in 'history'
>>79055262
just day trade lad it's what I do and I'm getting rich off it
>>79055248
>>79055266
it gets better in the evenings
do NOT bully monica, anyone who bullies her will have to deal with ME, and believe me sonny boy you don't want that
hate imperialist american pigdogs
>>79055253
true
>>79054853
limmy is just as reddit you jock wanker
>>79055299
>It's different for girls
you literally have bollocks
>>79055242
what about Britain First?
me n the lads
>>79055262
get on bennies and spend the rest of your life wanking to anime
>>79055299
you're a 25 year old bloke and you're a virgin
you're a pathetic specimen
Dead inside, but I still smile
>>79055297
>work a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life hahah live laugh love xxx
fuck OFF
>>79055328
who's second from the right
>not a word
>>79055170
most of the stuffs temporary im not talking about koreans that get their faces remade
spent my bennies on prozzies again
>>79055322
give me a reach around if you're going to be this much of poofter you reddit cunt
>>79055253
You sound like the most miserable cunt in the world. sdeath is too good for you.
>>79055262
>>79055126
The schizophrenia of /brit/ and generally of life in the (((west))) in two posts.
always baffled when I meet someone who likes new simpsons
genuinely makes me think less of them as a person
>>79055328
WTF how come all these cunts all went to cambridge
>>79055299
>Though they mostly just use makeup and circular eye lens etc
neither of which are cosmetic surgery you fucking mong
back from my drive. took a nice stroll along the river. got some cashews and a few comfy galereuxs in lidl on the way home too
>>79055328
ITS 1991 FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>79055345
p sure she's french
>>79055339
i got 9 lives
in the x files
>>79055352
spent mind on benzos and cocaine
>>79055299
it takes 10 seconds to take and upload a photo you insecure runtoid
drink some fucking BLEACH ALREADY
>>79055344
richard ayoade
>>79055358
but it literally is
stuff with the sole intended purpose of making you laugh usually tries too hard and is not funny
>>79055262
know this feeling
i can see only two routes for my future
#1 low ranking politician (prob local councillor) or advisor to a mid ranking politician (MSP/Welsh AM/Runt backbencher.)
#2 ESA autist with suicide at 30-40.
>>79055231
ugly
>>79055408
meant the left 2bh
just did 5 pretty big farts in a row
>>79055262
you just try not to think about it lad
>>79055380
Nothing about her is French.
>>79055370
it's a cabal of ponce bastards manufactured for panel shows
only men can be colour-blind. if that isnt proof that only male and female exist then i dont know what is.
>>79055328
kek, what a ridiculous picture
>>79055415
fuckin say that then cunt. not gonna tell you who he is now
>>79055327
Not an actual party, just a gang
>>79055386
I'm going to post a full body, not just a face pic
>>79055262
>he hasn't bought a small patch of land to work towards getting autonomous
>>79055413
quite happy to fight you in real life over this post, just name the time and place
>>79055454
plz
>>79055415
richard ayoade
>>79055415
well you should have said left shouldnt you
>>79055458
THEN DO IT NOW YOU SAD FUCKING WANKER
>>79055458
fuck off virgin
>>79055450
that is wrong
>>79055322
not even a jock but love are limmy truly /ourguy/
>>79055383
Are you going to see them on the dg tour
>>79055344
james ferraro
>>79055450
proof that men are the inferior race
>>79055427
holy wew
>>79055467
>>79055469
>>79055427
peng
got asian fever desu
>>79055480
he's just another unfunny boring lefty
richard dawkins, neil degrasse tyson, and ricky gervais are reddit personified
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPkjnRIdQXQ
The peak of british culture tbqh. Went severely downhill after this.
>>79055478
prove it
>>79055472
I'm not at home so I can't get dressed
Also need to wait for the family to leave so I can pinch the full length mirror
Converse arriving next week
>>79055044
godspeed
>>79055427
blimey
>>79055427
what an easy life she must lead
richard dawkins, neil degrasse tyson, and ricky gervais are reddit personified
STOP GIVING THE PATHETIC TRIPCUNT ATTENTION.
IT WILL POST PICTURES AS SOON AS YOU IGNORE IT
>>79055498
chaaaaneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessseeeeeeeeeeee
rate the new ticker lads
>>79055514
I am a colourblind woman
>Go on crush's Instagram
>See picture she uploaded about a month or two back has a new like
>Be super worried that she's now found someone or that she hooked up with some guy and is a slut
Am I just an autist who overthinks things and always expects the worst case scenario?
>>79055481
nah
>>79055511
the smartest people of the past century honestly
>>79055531
Bitter
>>79055498
Just hope that you won't have any sons or else you and your wife will be killed in your sleep.
>>79055515
don't care you stupid fucking sad pathetic little virgin
>>79055487
color blindness is an advantage else the gene would have died out
>>79055511
complaining about reddit is reddit personified
>Go on crush's Instagram
>See picture she uploaded about a month or two back has a new like
>Be super worried that she's now found someone or that she hooked up with some guy and is a slut
Am I just an autist who overthinks things and always expects the worst case scenario?
>>79055532
woke af
but i'd replace richard dawkins with deadpool if you just mean personified
>>79055557
NEED a yandere hapa gf
>>79055534
I'll post pics Tuesday morning, possibly since I have a day off work and laser is later in the day so it's my last window for a few weeks
Probably won't be able to wear my Converse though
>>79055532
fuck off you British reject
>>79055572
now you're just taking the piss
>>79055541
who fucking cares mate
about this post, about your crush, about you? who fucking cares
>>79055572
are you fucking serious you cunt
>Go on crush's Instagram
downfall of society in 5 words or less
>>79055572
you are so fucking stupid
>>79055572
Hahahahaha
>>79055577
Yes
hmm yes allow me to give my expert opinions on politics and Japanese culture while teasing that I may or may not camwhore in the future
such a good poster this Moni, really glad they're still around, can't get enough of 'em
>>79055572
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT YOU WANKSTAIN
>>79055572
We give our thanks to Janny
>>79055068
peep show>inbetweeners>extras>>>>>>>>>>>any other bollocks you listed
Also the young ones is the true british kino sitcom
>>79055641
My MAL has over 300 anime
>>79055659
do not use this cunts early thread
>>79055541
a lot of pathetic cunts in this thread but I think you may have topped them all
utter cretin
I’m angry, I’ve had enough of these people.
They’re a bunch of Christian murdering scum that run giant death factories, keeping babies alive and selling their body parts.
What more do you need to know about these people?
I go out and face these scum.
They literally crawl out from under rocks.
They have green-looking skin and run around screaming, “We love Satan, We want to eat babies.”
I have them on video.
Hillary’s into creepy, weird, sick stuff, man. #Spiritcooking.
She sleeps in the same room with that creepy weirdo woman whose mother wears a hood over her head. What the hell?
That woman, number one, is ugly.
Imagine how bad she smells, man. I’m told her and Obama just stink.
Obama and Hillary both smell like sulfur.
Literal vampire potbelly goblins are hobbling around coming after us.
My spirit gets close to that evil and I feel it go Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
We’re sick self-centered crap we don’t even notice hell itself rising up against us.
Millions are pouring in people of the very worst type and I’m so pissed.
We’re gonna stab your daughter at the mall.
Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
We’re gonna stab your wife, your son.
Ooooooooooooh!
We’re gonna stab you with a butcher knife, and then the police chief is gonna say,
“We love our Somalis, we love our Muslims Oh, they’re so good, oh they’re so sweet.”
>>79055667
alri loner haha
would never put my willy anywhere near ribena's filthy arsehole. disgusting vermin.
>>79055624
>>79055647
>>79055650
>people think because the lad deleted his post that the thread itself was deleted
imagine being this much of a brainlet
>>79055558
>>79055679
this
>>79055659
EVERYONE REPORT THIS THREAD TO THE JAN MAN
>>79055554
wish her all the best desu
>>79055675
genuinely enjoyed this version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0KqFMt-TpQ
The trans person and the little guy that looks like retarded Pepe are now talking daily, walked out of work together
Sucks, I wanted to friend them both and instead they friended each other
I think I might have even helped them along
would put my willy anywhere near ribena's filthy arsehole. disgusting vermin.
I'd put my dick up ribena's arse
>>79055681
Janny has you marked
>>79055679
I shower daily and epilate (even my bum)
i am the zodiac killer ama
ribenas house stinks of stale curry
since everyone has moved to the next thread i will too
>>79055674
That's reassuring, genuinely. Cheers.
>google stopped spying on own gmail because of (temporary) court order
On July 23, Google promised with great fanfare that it would stop scanning consumers' Gmail messages to serve targeted, contextually aware ads. The announcement—which put Gmail in line with competing services and Google's paid e-mail for government, business, and education sectors—was published widely, from tech blogs to the mainstream media. "Free consumer Gmail users," Google said, "can remain confident that Google will keep privacy and security paramount as we continue to innovate."
FURTHER READING
Scroogled no more: Gmail won’t scan e-mails for ads personalization
However, court documents suggest that this could be temporary. A month after Google's announcement, the company quietly agreed (PDF) to settle a class-action lawsuit alleging that the targeted-advertising scanning was illegal wiretapping. That deal, in which a federal judge gave "preliminarily approval" (PDF) to on Thursday, binds Google for just three years.
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2017/09/google-promised-not-to-scan-gmail-for-targeted-ads-but-for-how-long/
Why is /his/ so chock-full of angry Anglo-hating shitskin LARPers?
i am the zodiac killer ama
Stop posting in this thread
>>79055541
Best course of action is to talk to her or neck yourself
I'd recommend necking yourself
new
>>79055558
>>79055558
>>79055558
were all in here lads :)
>>79055838
We know. This is the resistance, lad.
Better post in hell than early OP in heaven
>>79055857
hey
>>79055890
what's up buddy
>doesn't use gmail.
>>79055910
doing a read
>John Legend Puts Out Music Video Casting Call for White, ‘Out of Shape’ Trump Supporters
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2017/09/03/john-legend-puts-music-video-casting-call-shape-trump-supporters/
>>79055960
gronald shrimp btfo
one step closer to impeachment
>>79054736
The black sun is /aesthetic/ as fuck.
>>79056155
>>79056155
>>79056155
ALL IN HERE
>>79056155
>>79056155
>>79056155
>>79055427
I thought she had a hand around her arm for a second