Runt life edition
20 posts early you cunt
anime
why the fuck does this country have so many festivals.
>>79053585
but babby has to have HIS edition or he will go crying to his mummy
>>79053585
t. posted something right after the nu-link was dropped and is arsetingled about his missed (You)s
everyone knows you save your belters when the threads gets into no man's land territory
>>79053602
we like drink and drugs
festivals are a perfect excuse for drink and drugs
sue
>>79053600
sagiri is mai waifu
just finished the thesis lads
tony benn selfie
>>79053600
ginormous brain: realising /pol/ is always right
Jannys gonna BLOW HIS TOP
>>79053611
nah i was OP and wanted to use the thread to its fullest extent x
>>79053611
This or he's the commie teen who had his horrid little new chink edition filled out and ready to post just before he saw this thread and flipped out
>>79053646
brain bursting out of skull: not even replying to the right post
>>79053657
I don't even need to reply to the right post but you still reply to me ;)
>>79053645
one of the cringiest, most useless meme politicians of modern history
plucking my stubble with tweezers
orgasmically satisfying, especially when it takes a gigantic follicle with it
>>79053631
she's a fake and a fraud
get her off this board
MUMMY THE /BRIT/ LADS AREN'T USING MY EDITION AGAIN
*lip starts quivering*
>>79053667
urm no sweaty x >>79053657
>>79053680
dunno what this post means x
>>79053704
spotty runt
>>79053718
delete this plastic slut
*punches*
>>79053718
you don't have to know what the post means ;)
>>79053718
just fuck off and die
business idea: kidnap daughters of the rich and powerful
Hmm
>>79053683
only when he got old and started playing the nice grandpa meme.
funny how most 80s-era labour MPs still have nightmares about bennites under the bed preparing to murder them, yet most people just remember le nice old anti-war man.
pubes are longer than my dick
>>79053749
kidnap daughters of the rich and powerful?
for what purpose?
>That incel thread on tv
Howling
internet is VERY slow
>>79053799
to give them back for profit obviously
>>79053779
pics x
>>79053767
thatchers legacy
>>79053636
Give me the jist lad!! It sounds like a humanities paper right up my alley
>>79053793
yes but what if the rich person doesn't want to pay you and send the police after you
would you have the guts to kill her if it came to it?
this North Korea lark should be a laugh
hate my Mum's boyfriend, narcisstic cunt that ruined my life. literally controls every aspect of my mother's life.
phoned the police on the runt for opening my mums letters, baldy bastard. despise him, utter cuckold that lived with his mum until he was 38 and then he took care of some other mans kids, fuck me the state
male crabs are called cocks and females are called hens. bit weird.
imagine if kim nukes tokyo for a laugh
going into last year of uni and still dont know how to cook haha
>>79053852
love nuclear winter me
>>79053748
youre loss
/brit/ lads are in here
>>>/sp/78021299
>>>/sp/78021299
>>>/sp/78021299
>>>/sp/78021299
>>>/sp/78021299
>>79053706
is she now
>>79053819
honestly, probably not
I didn't really think it through
but I'm not afraid to die if it all goes wrong, that's where I think I have the advantage
>>79053891
never reply to me again
vomited in front of a lot of people last night
one of my 13 year old sisters friends has a face that looks the exact same as barbara palvin
only crypto pedos find her attractive
>>79053779
you're literally someones wife's son
>>79053706
>>79053631
literal nonces, why do you save pics of people that look very young?
>>79053905
pics x
>>79053871
Likely be shot down if he tries.
>>79053767
>selecting the richest countries in europe to make it look bad
leftie shite
imagine being a woman and knowing that at any moment you could just sell pictures of your body to get by.
or indeed sex.
Girl from last night stuck a digit in my arse whilst blowing me lads....was quite nice indeed ngl
going into last year of uni and still dont know how to fuck haha
>>79053888
but then is it worth risking your life for a payday and then risk being on the run for the rest of your life if you get away with it?
>>79053914
pics x
Kim Chong Un is not gonna escape this banter alive. At this point he's getting Osama witch hunted if he stops playing offense
>tfw black but recognise white superiority and browse /pol/
am i a based black man lads>?
>>79053914
nonce twat
1. Jamiroquai
2. Black Sabath
3. Deep Purple
4. The Streets
5. Oasis
Simple as.
>>79053890
he's realised after weeks of seeing someone whos obviously had plastic surgery that she's someone who has obviously had plastic surgery
and cant handle it
>>79053942
mate ive got nothing going on in my life, the excitement alone would be worth it
>>79053501
what does take the piss mean
>>79053961
isnt he meant to be making a massive announcement some time tonight?
few scud missles in /brit/ should do the trick
>>79053970
call the king a bender, simple as
>>79053970
pleb
>>79053942
simply not true, virgin
>>79053970
>no stone roses
hello redit
>>79053978
even her mole isnt real
pathetic
>>79053963
as long as you see yourself as british nad hate muslims and don't have children with white women you're fine. you can even fuck whie ladies but just don't make half caste kids
>>79053978
neither can i
i hope she melts
>>79054006
i saw that fucking grim $1 prostitute on leftypol, you can't lie to me
>>79053996
THIS
Thairunt won't call the Thai king a silly-billy lmao
when a couple are having sex in a film and they do the wrong hole gag, what hole are they talking about?
>>79053970
I get that it would be a rush but then you have to deal with the consequences of it for the rest of your life
nothing to do lads
>>79053967
sort yourself out you pervert
>>79053942
Those methods are long since played out.
These days it's all about making GF simulator videos (for the """tingles""" of course because ASMR is definitely not sexual), getting Youtube money and setting up a Patreon on day 1 so Pajeets can pay you several thousand dollars a month to suck on a rubber ear shaped microphone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-crVDF2l_Po
urm he should like not nuke japan and stuff lol
>>79053985
to take the piss means to mock or to not take seriously, but the way he phrases here doesn't make any sense
In Liverpool rn. It's disgustingly socialistic here. The Liverpool Museum is filled with Marxist propaganda.
>>79054020
of course. also vote tory
>>79054030
belly button mate, happens far too often lmao
>>79053970
reupload run run cold out
reupload run run cold out
reupload run run cold out
reupload run run cold out
reupload run run cold out
>>79054047
desu have you seen her tits?
They're pretty bangin
kim jong un is china's puppet
>>79053987
i thought that was their nuke that they've just tested
>>79054019
sad!
>>79054054
It does make sense
dad's watching the minions movie
>>79054030
they mean the guy accidentally stuck his erect willy into her dry arsehole, something which in reality would cause rectal tearing
>>79054047
on balance, you're right
I should probably focus on an honest career rather than these hairbraned kidnapping schemes
utter RUNToid
YUCK yUCK YUCk
1. Brian Jonestown
2. Joy Div
3. Happy MONDAYS
4. New Order
5. Real Lies
CHEERS
>>79053985
steal someones piss bottles
>>79054048
Dropped once i found out she shagged ed sheeran
>>79054067
ill just mass flag it again for bullying :))
>>79054086
>having a runt as a dad
wew lad
SHES A FAKE
SHES A FRAUD
GET HER OFF THIS BOARD
why do yanks say twot
dad's a virgin lads
>>79054100
picked up after she shagged sheeden
>>79054112
good thing i have a backup asian gf with no confirmed surgery
>>79054054
wrong. it means to be having a laugh, he's implying he did it to spite him
>>79054124
correct way to say it
>>79054124
>HEY LIME AND BORGAN YOU TWOTS, GET IN MY DAD'S FRICKIN TRUCK WE'RE GOING TO DA MOVIES
yanks are a different species
ahh yes, now that the thread is turning on su it's fertile ground for annaposting
all according to plan
>>79054108
dont call his dad a runt
dont care
>>79054102
don't care if i can download a copy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TpXySrpFLA
feel this tune reverberate right down into the genomes of my ancestors
do those adhesive nose strips work for removing blackhead?
asking for a greasy faced mate
wish i was a yank in a yank high school
id be the one that the jocks were cool with but not a jock
I think her mole is real
>>79054175
>blackheads
just squeeze them you twit
>be me in 2014
>post Antonina in /brit/
>get abuse for it
>be 2017
>anon/s spams Barbara
>jajajaj such a good meme
???
>>79054081
No it doesn't
'Take the piss' on its own is just a weird thing to say. Is it an imperative? What tense is it in? Who exactly is taking the piss of who?
If I get my wife pregnant around next week, I will get a two week paternity leave during World Cup next year
Official European food power chart:
1.) Italian
2.) French
3.) Polish
4.) Greek
5.) Spanish
6.) Portugese
7.) Swedish
8.) British
>>79054175
just get a face mask
>>79054184
I'd be Jeb Bush circa 2016 election campaign
>>79054175
nah
i dig mine out with a needle then use a wash on the pores, goes well deep and stings like mad but i love the feeling of it working
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFBIJgkj_-g
feel this tune reverberate right down into the genomes of my ancestors
>>79054163
oh okay, sorry.
>>79054215
Because she's a fucking ugly weird looking slav, also no one likes you
HEY HEY HO HO
SU POSTING HAS GOT TO GO
>>79054215
because shes actually good looking
now fuck off
>>79054220
its an order for someone else to take the piss
>>79054215
FUCK OFF YOU CUNT
>>79054230
'irgin
>>79054215
you get abuse because you're a twat and everyone here hates your guts not because you're spamming a picture of some munter
>>79054156
not sure what happened to the ol' reddit flags here
>>79054215
Yea cos you're a dickhead is it that hard to understand
mental that people drink alcohol
never swallowed the stuff but put some of my mum's red wine in my mouth when i was 16
tasted so vile i spat it out immeadiately
>>79054225
Polish like all eastern Euro/ex commie cuisines is fucking revolting aside from one or two meme dishes
>muh ancestors
feck off yank
any decent films from this year and last?
>>79054215
stay on /sp/
>>>/wsg/1858303
DECISION 79
E
C
I
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I
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7
9
>>79054280
i enjoyed Silence
>>79054215
NEVER come back to MY thread EVER again
>>79054280
in a word: no.
>>79054263
>>79054279
>>79054274
>>79054272
Watch out guys we got a badass over here!
>>79054269
he doesnt have any self-awareness. he's like poleaboo. doesnt realise no one likes him.
>>79054258
sheed
hapa gf
>mental that people drink alcohol
>never swallowed the stuff but put some of my mum's red wine in my mouth when i was 16
>tasted so vile i spat it out immeadiately
9/11 was an inside job
>>79054280
All utter trash, dunkirk is the only good movie released in ten years
>>79054303
'once
>>79054301
I like him
>>79054225
Poles have good food? o.O
Also putting Spain above Portugal is a crime to humanity.
>>79054094
CCCCALLLL THE COPSSSSS
>>79054324
don't care
9/11 was an outside job
>>79054067
>Confusing my superior music taste for that of thailad just because I forgot to put my name
He seems like the kind of guy to listen to Dire Straits, Eric Clapton and Bruce Springsteen tbqh
>>79054299
t. alcoholic
>>79054193
it is
>>79054327
put your fucking trip back on you bastard
>>79054272
have legitimate autism and even i'm ashamed for how autistic you are
>>79054303
please post your disgusting plastic gook insect waifus on one of the dozens of boards specifically set up for mentally stunted shit-taste fetishist losers like you
>>79054299
put your trip back on you fucking spazoid
>>79054324
9th of november, what a day
>>79054327
you should really change your posting style when you take your tripcode off.
>>79054346
nah
>>79054280
shot caller
baby driver
>>79054308
not muslim, i'm actually white
but i'm probably muslim in every aspect except for the religion part
>>79054366
>>79054358
>>79054347
paranoid and obsessed, that wasnt him clearly
>Algerian is not even is shap-
9/11 was neither an inside or outside job
>>79054327
get fucked you phillistine, Dunkirk was fucking woodrot - people who like it are simply starved for pride and nationalism
The King's Choice, A Very Bloody Year, Inherent Vice are all good recent films
>>79054366
>>79054358
>>79054347
what did he mean by this? are they jealous of the best poster?
>>79054193
ly stupid
>>79054378
drink something you like then there's so many different types of alcohol
79054391
fuck off you cunt
9/11? never happened
alan is literally a rapey, balding, manlet, and he has a GF
what's your excuse?
>>79054352
Anna is 100% plastic-free
>>79054382
fuck off dickhead nobody wants you here
>>79054411
'once
>>79054408
he calls escorts gfs mate. how have you not figured this out yet.
i've got the nicest booty in this thread
I dare anyone who thinks Britain is still British to go to Channon Hill Park in Birmingham
>>79054408
yea but he had to go to a third world tranny ravaged shithole on the otherside of the world
>>79054408
I don't have his egg aesthetics
>>79054425
dumb bastard
>>79054408
no a gf if you have to pay for her company
>>79054408
i have a qt asian boyfriend already
and i didnt have to move to a 3rd world country to get him or anything
>>79054420
I do
>>79054434
No he didn't he's gorgeous
don't like bald cunts
9/11 was a outsourced job
>>79054438
his...eggsthetic if you will hahah x
>>79054431
tactical nuke
don't like fat cunts
Broccoli. Tasty
>>79054472
delete this shit cunt it's over
Hmmm need to eat 600 more calories :S
>>79054431
Is this a Kylie Minogue concert?
>>79054220
It does because I've seen it used and it's being typed as it is spoken
>qt
>asian
pick one
business idea: elections every 3 years like new zealand
whats that website that has all the torrent site proxies listed? unlocked or something
lisicki might be a massive twat but at least his narcissism doesn't extend to posting photos of his rotten, serpentine mug here on a daily basis
im not a nonce i just obsessively post pics of women who look like children
>>79054454
this
WMAM couples unite!
>>79054280
this year so far that i've seen not really from last year yes:
American Honey
Everybody Wants Some
Silence
howling that 190kg got bullied so bad he had to take his trip off
>>79054253
>>79054505
So it's an imperative then? Is he telling him to take the piss out of his mum? Why?
>>79054506
jog on
>>79054513
unblocked.pw
>>79054516
because he's a bullshitter. he bangs on about his height to compensate for his mediocre looks.
>>79054535
slags of all races should be killed
>>79054430
Umm my triceps literally has its own smaller triceps. Try again sweaty x
>>79054415
>basic differentiation
>"im so clever because i can understand this"
>>79054532
its a laugh innit
>>79054538
blocked on virgin lol
>>79054528
he honestly does not care he's just as fucked in the head as the other trips
>>79054498
can never tell if youre being sarcastic
>>79054516
because people would laugh at him even harder
if he was really as attractive as he says he is I have no doubt that he would be spamming his pictures
mushrooms are fucking weird
not even drug ones, just mushrooms in general. they're not plants.
there are people who don't know english
whoa
>>79054535
don't see them as human ngl
>£30
what the fuck
taking the piss
>>79054535
butterfaces
if you can't get a gf in the uk you wont get one in asian
>>79054545
whats the matter with you
>Anon you haven't said a word all evening, say something!
>>79054551
PLASTIC FAKE
>>79054557
i'm never being sarcastic
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w-willies
>>79054391
christ look at that mug. not even a mother could ever love that face
>>79054551
better version
>>79054568
and he calls himself a socialist. haha love lefty hypocrisy.
>>79054567
>>79054572
literal unironic benders
never thought i'd say this but alan actually looked better with his sad excuse for hair
>>79054549
its just a funny joke you insecure virgin spastic
>>79054563
had a gf called Rachel when i was 14 who collected mushrooms
all i remember is that yellow gills on a mushroom mean its poisonous
>>79054565
>there are people that dont use american english
that state imagine being that irrelevant
>>79054568
How is that not worth it? He's a fucking legend and I would gladly attend if I were in the area.
>>79054563
weird how they look like dicks
>>79054568
ah yes another dumb celebrity leftie telling us how we should live
>>79054605
this. looks like a right freak with the chrome dome.
>>79054546
What sort of cancer do you have, Alan?
>>79054519
she doesn't look like a child at all though
Having an Asian gf is something those 45 year old bald guys do after their first wives dumped them and got custody over the kids.
The thing is - they are complete aliens. They don't have the same thought pattern or emotions as we do. They just smile like a bunch of idiot children because it's their culture and all the beta losers think they are funny and cute.
>>79054568
fuck this reddit cunt
him and that mitchell cunt are the epitome of why english """humour""" is just pure fucking reddit
SERIOUSLYLY IF YOU LIKE THAT REDDT SHIT JUST FUCK OFF
>>79054604
says the low test manlet that is fawning over literaly letterbox eyed pre-teen looking non humans
>>79054627
it's a comedy skit you mong
>>79054639
FUCK OFF
>>79054594
*crushes and collapses it's feeble puppy windpipe with one swift kick*
*stamps on its head with the heel of my boot to finish the job off*
>>79054532
He's said he's taking the piss by stealing food
>>79054540
>>79054559
least he isn't deluded in that fact then (even if his massive level of insecurity still seeps through like the dogfucker)
>>79054624
mine doesn't
>>79054640
don't care
>>79054643
>pre-teen
blind runt
>>79054646
shan't
haven't seen a single post worthy of my response. step up your game /brit/
>>79054640
this
>>79054639
'once
>>79054641
agreed
>did the man do the funny walk
>>79054645
that's what all these dumb lefties say and then they just use it as excuse to preach their boring politics
God I'm so fucking lonely. I will never be loved.
>>79054640
I agree, they look like creepy insects
new waifu even though she takes dicks for money
>>79054688
I love you.
>>79054649
bet your parents beat the shit out of you when you were little
if I wanted cheap (You)s I'd make posts at the start of the thread encouraging you people to talk about yourselves endlessly, asking for your favourite album or similarly vapid nonsense
I'm more about quality of (You)s, not quantity
>>79054669
why is everyone calling you a nonce then?
>>79054640
this 2bh
>>79054708
t. puppy
>>79054700
how much money and where is she?
din dins tonight you ask?
well 350 of grilled sardines
lots of potato wedgies
and some mush'd pea.
spotted a paki, lads>>79054649
bet some utter runt is making a new thread as we speak
>>79054672
Should I repost some of my classic posts?
monty pythons is quite literally proto-reddit
it incorporates everything that is reddit before reddit gave those cunts a place to congregate
haha le gratuitous violence
haha le random walk xd
haha le le LE LE LELELE
>>79054748
fuck off
>>79054735
>>79054748
state of /brit/
not a fan of dogs.
they're quite obnoxious animals that need constant attention and are usually more of a liability in terms of their completely and utter self-interested behaviour than something cute.
unless you're a hunter gatherer hunting for small woodland animals to eat you have no excuse for having a dog.
>>79054748
fuck off dickhead
>>79054748
30 POSTS EARLY YOU FUCKWIT
>>79054720
you wanna go?
browsing uglypeople.com
i'll be honest most of them aren't ugly
>>79054757
the virgin contrarian opinion
>>79054748
kill yourself
browsing uglypeople.com and and just saw slovakian
>>79054784
>obnoxious animal that need constant attention and are usually more of a liability in terms of their completely and utter self-interested behaviour
Sounds exactly like you, you cunt
banter
>>79054645
modern comedy skits have developed into lefties bashing right wingers and everyone in the audience has to laugh along or they're not cool
>>79054993
>>79056155
>>79056155
>>79056155
new