'ull edition
chooon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvKuK85RaRM
anime
wog master race reporting in
need kim jong un to test his next thermonuclear device on my gonads
click
click
click
'cide
can someone break down what makes her so appealing
any pint man in
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potoooooooo
doing a read and a howl
small brain: the norks are going to nuke us
normal brain: the norks aren't going to nuke us
large brain: don't care
alri
>>79049730
socially acceptable loli
>NK conducted nuclear tests
>nothing happened
>NK conducted dozens of missile tests
>nothing happened
>NK conducted hydrogen bomb test
>nothing happened
>Donald Trump was elected president
>nothing happened
>Breggzit was voted Yes
>nothing happened
cannot imagine being such a brainlet that you actually bother to care about things
there hasn't been a single event which has remotely changed the status quo since 9/11
>>79049730
she looks like a child and you're a nonce
>>79049745
'nce
>>79049730
1. you're a nonce
2. she looks like a child
>>79049730
I wonder that myself. She looks evil.
>there hasn't been a single event which has remotely changed the status quo since 9/11
My moneys on pot(ox8)
>tfw smartest man in barnsley
>>79049748
>Brexit has not changed the status quo
Imagine being this much of a runtlet
all men are rapists
fprrrrtonald pumfp
>>79049730
noncery plain and fucking simple
Why do so many white women find the "nig gangsta" culture so appealing?
>>79049744
*breathes heavily*
>>79049720
>Italian-Australians
trodald ZLUMOFMP
>>79049803
it's a way to piss of their dads while knowing their dads can't speak out or they'll be called racist
second-hand cuckoldry
>>79049671
First (and only) gf has made me realise I absolutely love cuddling and sometimes doing cutesy stuff, but there are other times where I just want to be alone in my room all day and have minimal interaction with other people and she hates that. In fact, so much that she broke up with me.
Guess it depends on the girl.
>>79049803
Teenagers in general lad, not just girls
Its one of Americas primary cultural exports unfortunately
>>79049745
>>79049752
>>79049762
>>79049801
she clearly has the body of a fully developed woman and a nice sized rack for an asian girl
i dont get your points
>>79049811
>carro
>>79049811
Checca in Italian means faggot btw
>>79049684
its legal to own one, but not with my current licence
cars are shit here anyway, expensive as fuck, expensive to maintain, and no where to park
though technically no one can "own" anything here, you can only get a long term lease since its all "communal property"
>>79049853
and the face of a 10 year old you sick fucking nonce cunt
love listening to this at 2x speed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eUjMLoB_is
>>79049850
Yeah, but lots of teenagers grow out of it in the same way other youngsters do with these sub-cultures.
>>79049811
doubt any italian was involved in Italian-Australian
>>79049828
>cutesy stuff
What has she done to you?
>>79049879
>living in SEA
>doesnt travel exclusively by motorbike
what are you doing m8
>>79049876
Flaming faggot at that
penis
my bum
>>79049887
as do most women, id be hard found to come across a woman in her 20's who still likes that shit
>>79049893
nail up the ol japseye
>>79049881
she probably has a hairy muff as well
a true nonce would not be interested in her
TriHard
most women are just blank slates to be controlled and manipulated by men
>>79049853
OK, nonce
>>79049879
Would you recommend the Nam experience? Are the people accepting towards Brits?
>>79049897
I have a moped which is close enough, a proper motorbike that isn't shite would be illegal for my current licence.
proper powerful bikes in general are illegal for everyone though loads of people still ride them.
I'm just saying why cars are a waste of money here unless you have a family or some shit
any smeggy-bellend man in ?
never bother to shower on a sunday
>>79049893
just things like going out to a nice restaurant, watching netflix in bed when it's cold and touching each other
>>79049915
Yeah, you're wrong though. Move on spudcunt
>vietnam
is that the country where the air is so polluted that it's hard to breathe?
>>79049971
No, I think you're wrong. You're definitely wrong, social outcasts arent qualified to comment on these sort of things.
>>79049937
fuck off you nonce bastard
>>79049981
No
It is not
kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmyg1EG_XU4
any nonce man in?
I am NOT a policeman btw feel free to tell me your experiences and share your address:)
>>79049763
no she doesnt
fuk of di
>>79049971
You hang in the wrong social circles
>>79049944
Some are vapid yeah.
utterly despise that normiebook page 'wilin down under'
made me hate Australia desu
>>79049981
nah 'nam is fine
China and India are where you get 5 years taken off your life span if you go there for a week
>>79049952
>>79049989
think your irrational usage of the term "nonce" is an act of over-compensation and insecurity. maybe because you are in fact attracted to little girls and are real nonces
>>79049953
sure its nice here, very laid back and better than the other common places in SEA imo like Thailand.
I have some European mates here who have been living here for a while and enjoy it. Saigon especially is very accommodating though the smaller cities like where I live are decent.
>>79049981
think more north
>>79049981
that's called London mate
>>79049987
What you think is incorrect and nor valuable, you insular, fucking green manlet.
nonce here, nonce there, nonces fucking everywhere
I don't understand the appeal
any nonce hunter man in?
>>79049957
>proper powerful bikes in general are illegal for everyone
what's the logic behind this? even in the nanny state UK you can get a proper bike if you have the proper license
>>79050012
And you never leave the bedsit, you fucking hermit.
>>79050033
insular green manlet? is this "british banter"?
*sniggers*
>>79050021
went to China for 2 weeks and might have smoked a good 30 ciggies a day
how fucked am I?
white people all look the same
>>79049957
>SEA
>illegal
If nam is anything like Thailand money talks = do whatever you want. Is this the case in nam?
REALLY hate myself
FREE MARK HARDING
Prefer "cute" girls over pretty ones because "pretty" women look like evil models that will stab me with their stiletto and ride my rigor mortus cock while smoking a cigarette
hmmm yes yes i agree
fucking despise this county
>>79050068
>banter
Oh, I'm not bantering with you.
if war kicks off we'll all succeed in Korean gf 2018 by way of war brides
>>79050025
How hard is it to learn Vietnamese?
I've heard it's worse than Cantonese because it's got a stupid amount of tones when compared to Cantonese, but sort of easier because they use a modified Latin alphabet
Would never visit somewhere like India or China, dont see the appeal
normies watch got with each other like it was a sport even
>>79050037
Queer
>>79050088
OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAYOL
(might be the express)
>>79050086
'ce
>>79050106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh36NPTjudY
eggs?
>>79050100
So what was "insular green manlet" supposed to be? an insult? fucking hell. Go gripe about muh white women getting stolen by niggers you insecure little virgin cunt.
>>79050072
Tfw I sometimes get prosopagnosia and they really do.
I couldn't distinguish between Chandler and Joey on Friends for a long time.
>>79050117
those contacts do make her look a bit evil
>>79050081
I can imagine it getting quite grating to have to bribe police everyday, especially because you'd probably get a reputation as the rich foreign twat who gives away free money
you'd stick out like a sore thumb there as it is, wouldn't want to ride around a shiny triumph or Kawasaki and make it even worse
>the UK will never have conscription
ah yes, like that time in WW1 and WW2, ah yes
Feel like killing myself all of a sudden
>>79050117
doesn't even look legal
>>79050102
korean is Not Good
>>79050069
I went to Beijing for two weeks and the days that were clear were fine, and the days that were shit were fine for me but some of my coursemates were hacking their lungs up
That was in the summer but now for a few weeks it's bad because all the farms that surround the cities burn off shit which puts loads of pollution in the air, and in the winter it's even worse because all of the power stations and water heating stations are on full blast
Seeing American football tonight
>>79050106
lots of really pretty stuff to see, and in the case of India some interesting cultural stuff
>>79050131
>>79050117
Not into Asians or young women, just femlets with disarming facial features
i like girls who like babies
>>79050152
yee
>>79050134
>Indian street food
stomach churned at the very words
>>79050147
And the bog-trotting Paddy's fuse has gone
>>79050086
Hmm interesting.
i like men with the big penises
>>79050179
nonce-by-proxy
dont care
>>79050021
the air is shit
in Saigon its not so awful because the air currents naturally clear everything out
but Hanoi is the most polluted city in SEA
>>79050081
of course
the issue being that you actually have to have the money, and the more attention you draw the more you pay for it.
>>79050105
hard, I have some grasp of it, but speaking is MUCH harder than reading or writing
>>79050172
where?
Used to like things but don't any more
>>79050193
Yeah because being called "insular green manlet" is truly insulting. Just telling you to catch a grip you sadcase.
>>79050219
Glasgow
>>79050172
Shit forgot that was on and forgot to buy a ticket
Too late now lol
>the daily kike told me that China is a horrible place and that people literally CANNOT breathe there
yuzu has perfectly developed lips perfect for sucking gaijin cock
i care so you dont have to
>>79050218
complete opposite with Mandarin
I can just about hack tones and the sentence structures aren't too hard to wrap your head around, but I can't read it for shit
>>79050234
How fucking fuming are you, lad?
>>79050158
They assume all white people are rich.
blowjobs aren't very pleasurable
don't see the point
>>79050171
ah fucking hell, I went to Shanghai during winter and it wasn't too bad pollution wise, you could walk around with ease. I found the worst thing to be the smell of some rivers haha
oh and some bellend English teacher that nearly kicked me in the face trying to do a cool trick on an escalator to impress his chink wife
Breakfast
water too spicy
>>79050244
>Air pollution does not exist because it is reported in the Daiy Mail
Ah yes, quality Reddit-tier post here
love irish posters
>>79050255
Not very
*melts*
>>79050234
>catch a grip
who fucking says this? redditors?
heard that conor mcgregor used to be on bennies
Deconstructed orange juice
>>79050266
Shanghai isn't terrible because it's near the sea and they don't need much heating in the winter, but the more inland cities in the north can be worse
don't believe in climate change, just not enough proof simple as
>>79050299
Well he is Irish la
>>79050259
Cumming in a girl's mouth isn't very nice too desu. It's like squeezing your cock too hard after you've come.
The gf says that she actively likes it though as she said it's like recieving a reward. She also likes it when I'm rough with her when she gives blowjobs so I do that before sex as I think it gets her in the mood a bit more.
>>79050259
to make him happy
>>79050256
yeah that's what I meant mate, riding around on some big cunt foreign motorbike or driving a euro car is practically asking to be robbed / battered / arrested
Pleb: I automatically believe everything I read in the mail
Me, an intellectual: everything in the mail is false and can be dismissed
me out in country today
>>79050295
Its a term you would often hear in Britain and Ireland. A similar one would be "cop on". You wouldnt know this because you're a fucking YANK in the wrong general. You share no cultural mutuality with anyone here you plastic fucking yank spazmoid and this clueless inquiry just proves it.
I'll spell it out for you lad: FOY!
>>79050286
Absolutely seething
>>79050321
*centrist inhales and begins to speak*
bones hurt
gonna sniff some speed
>>79050349
Whos this bender? why you posting pictures of nonces? you a nonce?
>>79050322
nice spacker shoes. do they fix your virgin walk?
>>79050134
damn this looks good
experiencing adverse effects from the cocaine I took last night
feel like I NEED to 'cide
>>79050322
what are those
>>79050340
>Its a term you would often hear in Britain
no one here other than london blacks and pakis would ever use such an americanism.
>>79050259
I think they're more for circumcised lads maybe?
Anyway, I found I really like having my balls licked and sucked. It's not a sensation I can't recreate myself when having a wank. I've tried playing with them and it's just meh. Feels amazing when a girl does it though.
1. Burnley
2. Crystal Palace
3. Liverpool
4. Everton
screeshot this
>>79050259
Only had them from one girl
first one I couldn't get hard because it was the first time I had ever done anything with a girl and I was terrified, and few times after that I just ask her to stop because it isn't nice
*pushes turtlemong unto the bed*
>>79050374
Man up
I hacked 6 yokes on saturday night and I feel GREAT
I wanna know your name
You just kill me, could you at least do that?
I wanna know your name
Or better yet, stand there
Just do that
I wanna know your name
Your name
You just kill me, could you at least do that?
I wanna know your name
Your name
Or better yet, stand there
Just do that
Hey yeah
I wanna know your name
Know your name
I wanna know your name
Know your name
Uh!
Oh yeah
I wanna know your name
You just kill me, could you at least do that?
I wanna know your name
Know your name
Or better yet, stand there
Just do that
Hey yeah!
Oh yeah!
I wanna know your name
Know your name
I wanna know your name
Know your name
Uh
>>79050322
playa belt
>>79050374
like what
i only get the extreme paranoia and think in going to have a heart attack phase for about 3 hours after my last line
>>79050380
Calm down Yank, you've been uncovered
catching a grip
>>79050322
aha alright cowboy
>catch a grip
Look... Imagine you have a country that gets pretty much the exact same media content as America, has a Western European level of arrogance, has one of the worst education systems in the world for teaching history and basic workplace skills.
Lots of stupid, ill informed, racist, or poor people are told that they will get to make a decision that will fuck up the smart, well informed, foreign or in some way international, rich people.
It's insane, I mean no British people even get that we have so much in common with Eastern European people, because the Newscorp media says they're all Roma who steal their jobs and make their children into Muslims. And the Conservative party doesn't do shit about the media, because these are the people who vote for them and keep them in power.
I'm sorry we're so fucked up, but 48% of us know how completely bullshit Brexit is, and it's more of a symptom of how fucked up Britain is at the moment. We're exactly like America because most of our media is run by billionaires who think the government is evil. Look at fucking Downton Abbey: glorifying a time when some people were so rich that without working, they were able to pay 20 people's wages.
I don't know what the solution is to this...
absolutely abhor redditors
>>79050382
did the man kick the ball
>hahah DUDE drugs lmao
Gonna start identifying as Latino I think.
It'll surely piss off some Rorke or Rasheed
>>79050364
>being this mad at being wrong
>>79050250
Maybe I'm retarded, but I'll try to talk to people and "know" the words in my head, but when I say them no one understands properly.
Meanwhile I can read signs and other things more or less to understand what they are.
Luckily enough people know some English which allows me to explain myself a bit more
>>79050322
>owns keys
FUCK OFF LITERAL TRILLIONAIRE I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR
Job: Call centre worker
Net pay/month: £1149.00
Savings: ~£13k in cash ISA + ~£4k in the workplace pension
Plans for the future: the ol' 'cide
I need a fat bitch
>>79050391
What yokes were they though? knockoff shitty ones or proper chunky ones?
>>79050438
Chunky, solid ones. No crumbling, solid press. Blue redbulls.
>>79050400
t. london paki
Into the streets
We’re coming out
We never sleep
Never get tired
Through urban fields
And suburban life
Turn the crowd up now
We’ll never back down
Shoot down the skyline
Watch it on prime time
Turn up the love now
Listen up now,
Turn up the love
Who’s gonna save the world tonight?
Who’s gonna bring it back to life?
We’re gonna make it, you and I
We’re gonna save the world tonight
We're far from home,
It’s for the better
What we dream, it’s all that matters
We’re on our way united
Turn the crowd up now
We’ll never back down
Shoot down the skyline
Watch it on prime time
Turn up the love now
Listen up now,
Turn up the love
Who’s gonna save the world tonight,
Who’s gonna bring it back to life
We’re gonna make it, you and I,
We’re gonna save the world tonight.
Who’s gonna save
Who’s gonna bring
We’re gonna make it, you and I,
Who’s gonna save
Who’s gonna bring
We’re gonna save the world tonight.
>>79050431
nice bum
>>79050318
Oh yeah definitely. Just like walking around with a backpack on your back, looking like a walking target is never a good idea. If you travel with a suitcase and don't look like a hippie people will think you have more of an idea how things work (could be there on business or something) so less chance of getting ripped off and/or robbed.
"catch a grip" is a Yankism.
True Brits say "get a grip".
This is fact.
>>79050451
>Blue redbulls
about 200mg apparently, so you had a fucking heavy night mate
I'd need to be blazing for about two days solid to get through a 1.2 gram comedown
>>79050493
imagine being this out of touch and autistic
are you my autistic great grandfather?
>>79050493
pretty sure everyone just says get a grip
never heard anyone ever say catch
>>79050168
was intending to upstage all the Korean gf 2018 winners with the j-gf to be honest
business idea: abolish capital letters and full stops in british english
No one says catch a grip here
t. mapleyank
>>79050493
indisputable fact
FOYs
>>79050431
I escaped the call centre lad you can too
>why yes i took 1.2g of mdma last night
>>79050517
yes with the ol' 'cide, I know
>>79050501
Blacked out for a bit and the gf said she thought I was OD'ing. Woke up with loads of white crusty foam shit on my mouth but cleaned up and enjoyed the rest of my night alright. Of course I am talking shite, feel a bit depressed rn but nothing serious.
>>79050533
I believe that
>>79050533
I did about 600mg the night my best mate tried to get me to shag with gf
>>79050533
brits do that all the time
yanks are little fags who say "i only do 200 and even thats too much"
hate scotland and the scots
hate ireland and the irish
love wales and the welsh
simple as
>>79050507
Explain your fellow countryman then >>79050503
>>79050234
>dude drugs lmao
whoa check out the cool kids over here doing DRUGS haha so edgy and cool
bet you were all the nerds at school who are only now breaking out of your shell in your early 20s
state of you
>>79050550
t. gets awful mdma
I break it off the rock myself
What kind of fool would take drugs?
Get out of my society
>weighing out doses
*tips*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_OuM9cu-G8
Fun fact: Ireland is the no.1 consumer of MDMA worldwide tied with the Aussies
computer is hacked again
>>79050580
hes talking shit
>>79050582
mad because he has no connect
lmao
>>79050550
maybe because british mandy is cut to shite
if you have good mdma 200mg is enough
*works the body*
dont trust any computer you can instantly throw out from your window
>>79050582
unironically semi-regularly smoked weed in year 8
can't stand drugs now
>>79049741
>>79049741
good thread lots of butthurt
think I might be hapasexual in that I am only physically attracted to hapa girls
>>79050602
catch a fucking grip
>>79050608
catch a grip mate, Irish MDMA is unironically some of the best stuff worldwide
>>79050541
not surprised mate, most I've done is half a gram at once
I didn't black out, I knew what I was doing. I was just buzzing off my fucking nut and chewing my face off. eyes were shaking loads as well
was actually fun but couldn't do it again
>>79050586
>north american talking about bad mdma
hahahaha fuck off you cunt. all your mandy is shite. we get it nearly straight from source and it's purity is miles above your "molly". bender
>>79050586
you're the little mong who acts like pablo escobar because he sold weed in his uni piss off
>>79050635
>Irish MDMA is unironically some of the best stuff worldwide
LMAO no it's not
nuck figgers
>>79050594
Wow what a claim to fame... any way aussies got ice aswell so they are more hardcore!
>>79050608
dont be stupid. i've had lab tested 92% mandy off the DNMs. go eat shit baguette cunt
the Korean gf looks half white and half Japanese according to most Asians
ive no idea why they're all so fucking talented at deciphering where certain features come from, they're like those /int/ autists who guess where someone is from purely by a 100kb screenshot of an epicanthal fold
>>79050608
British mandy is actually some of the best around because it comes straight off the boat from the NL if you have a good link
the problem is everyone gets on it so you get a lot of shite too
>>79050659
Yes it is you cunt ive gotten 400mg tabs
oompa loompa impeachment soon lads
i imagine he was going out of a green hat for the men and men in a dress who is the only one to be able because of a child that has a child in a dress and is eating an egg on the black dress for the women of a woman a dress and dress dress and then she is a child and child cannot hold the children of a dress and a child or perhaps the other woman who writes the dress is the woman that has brown dress she has to a woman with the dresses and dress
never done drugs 2bh
>>79050632
good lad
Charlotte has broken up with Deano and made a Facebook status. Chloe, Olivia, Ella, Courtney, Leah, Ellie immediately reply to it with "all of us behind you gorgeous xxxx keep your head up high queen xxxx" "xx" "honestly Charlotte you deserve the world and that little dickhead deserves fuck all :) when are boys going to realise girls want to be treated nicely? and you'll find that one day xxx" "i've been so happy since I got out of my shitty relationship and so will you, proud of you babes xxxx" "never settle for anything other than the best x" "you deserve to be treated like a princess girly xx"
>>79050692
did a think
>>79050643
My city produces a good share of the global MDMA supply and my shit is as good as the stuff I've ordered from alfabay so fuck off twat
>>79050645
You're the little mong that thinks selling drugs means anything at all
>>79050634
no touchy sue
You arrive in Croydon...
>>79050681
>tabs
>of mandy
might threaten to smash my mum's head in if she don't make me a sausage sarnie
Imagine not taking drugs and experiencing only the limited state of default consciousness
feel bad for those drones
i've got a nice bum
>>79050676
>looks half white and half Japanese
lucky bugger
>>79050681
>could only find it in pills
that's a very bad sign Irish friend, it should be waaay easier to find it in crystals desu
>>79049853
>nice sized rack for an asian girl
that's like saying "good amount of seats for the liberal democrats", "empathetic for a chinaman" or "cheerful, for a Scot."
humiliated myself while drunk last night
want to kill myself
might hug my mom
half white half oriental women are the best tbqh
>>79050724
go take your 150mg of molly and 600 supplements for your "roll". mongoloid
Shit about 5 times today and it's only 2pm
What the FUCK is going on
>>79050762
Go on m8...
is the "take huge amounts of mdma" thing another collective gimmick or something
>>79050733
>what is a yoke
or eccie, whatever yous call it
>>79050758
I can get crystals too, yokes are more popular over here. I prefer the ritual of sniffing though.
>junkies fighting
Fighting over the "love drug"
dare you to share a porn video on facebook
>>79050729
wasn't going to, not white enough
>>79050760
screamed
need a good film to watch lads x
put laxatives in some nonce's coffee this morning lol
1000mg of mandy straight up the shitpipe
>>79050800
mauvais sang
please brainlet me
>Yanks and Canuyanks shiting on like they know what a good buzz is
you "lads" CANT hack the fucking SESH
cannot stand how women wear suits
they almost never do it right
and put a tie on, you whores.
>>79050800
kidulthood
a lot of attractive black women on twitter
>>79050780
t. believes the yank fearmongering
MDMA does nothing for me anymore. Think I've used all my serotonin
>>79050770
I get 1 gram rocks at a time that I break up myself. Maybe you've confused me with an American uni runt?
>>79050851
dangerous and down right stupid
>>79050813
gay
>>79050839
shit
Would happily join a Duterte style death squad and rid the world of druggy vermin
snorted a kilogram of cocaine
Im the MDMA king of /brit/
>>79050872
edgy
>>79050800
fallen angels (1995)
junkies the lot of you
>>79050843
yeah it's been like that forever. hardest dose i've taken is like 500 or 600mg
at least i dont take vitamins and shit like yanks do
>>79050781
>I prefer the ritual of sniffing though.
GOOD lad
>>79050800
How to Be a Man starring Gavin McInnes
this place is ABHORRENT during uk hours
can't wait for those fuckers to leave lol
good morning