Tim edition
>>79048102
Isn't this the guy who did that spectacular Yesterday cover?
the bump limit is 310 saddo
>>79048102
Isn't this the guy who did that spectacular Yesterday cover?
wish Rik Waller and Michelle McManus would perform a duet
I reckon it would be crimbo number 1
>>79048102
>>79048102
NEED a ginger gf
and the land of the free e e e e e e e e e e e
all canids should be executed
>>79048147
would probably end up looking worse
>>79048160
can't believe you saved this in your official su folder
tim posting always cheers me up
do you think i can get away with this halfsmile in a "passport style" photo for uni
>>79048195
i made it you little rumin
tim time?
>>79048204
Of course you can. That so-called "beard" though...
business idea: Judge Rinder except the judge isn't a snarky arsehole, just a normal qualified barrister / judge who does his job and maintains a professional demeanor
>>79048204
get a haircut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRc2EnsVSyI
>>79048204
*kisses you*
>>79048204
Shave now.
>>79048191
why? doesn't it just get rid of the hair?
dont like having any hair or stubble when the
gyaldem succ or ride pon mi cocky
>>79048204
wypipo got no lips
>>79048210
would have thought only genuine su pics would be in the su folder
fav herb: thyme
fav spice: smoked paprika
simple as
>>79048204
kak
has anyone watched Narcos season 3 yet
>>79048204
shave your chin pubes and get a haircut you can be proud of
I'd have took the belt to you if you were my kid long ago I'll tell you that for free
had no idea what wypipo meant until now
>>79048204
shave your face you hippie
cut your hair you southern jessie
>>79048235
stop race baiting
gonna go buy $60,000 worth of catalytic converters from this guy's junkyard out in the middle of nowhere, hope I don't get killed
>>79048204
>the why yes I do show up to my MPhys / CompSci lectures unwashed with greasy hair and why yes I infact watch MLP starter pack face
>>79048204
t. Leeds trinity
Do girls bums actually smell of poo?
Heard they don't.
this bum boy wants attention but won't post his full face
>>79048204
In fact how you look doesn't matter in the slightest if you are going to uni.
>>79048242
everything gets put in the sue folder, if a pic features her, it goes in
draw the line at saving other peoples chekis, apart from that everything goes
>>79048266
sheeeeeeit french don know bout no wypipo, dat funny as shit
business idea: post a cropped picture of a random person but imply that it's me
>>79048305
yeah, you get a whiff when you're shagging them doggy sometimes. drives me fucking wild.
>>79048232
it does that by burning your skin and fucking it up
would rather have a hairy willy than a crusty loaf of bread
>>79048332
good idea
>>79048125
the Rainforest sucks bud
full of nasty little buggers and poison things and rude plants
>>79048305
yeah it's fucking chat
Watched the wonder woman film.
Utter crap, don't bother with it.
FIRST YOU FALL DOWN
rate the selfie i took cx
>putting lasers anywhere near your penis
ah yes the deranged narcissist
>>79048332
like this idea
>>79048349
this absolutely awful climate, loads of shitty bugs incredibly tiring to navigate, sure it's a laugh to pop into for 30 minutes with ur mates but fuck me is it unpleasent
if i had to torture someone i would wank him until he got a half hard willy then roll his willy in foil, make 2 branches at the end of it and put his aluminium foiled willy in a power socket
business idea: buy lots of land and let nature take over
portsmouth is actually an awful place
>>79048349
>>79048386
t. fat sweaty cunts
>>79048332
*subscribes to the gimmick*
>>79048411
sounds divine x
>>79048417
>fat
no
>sweaty
yes
>cunt
no and never been inside one either
>>79048411
how will you put them in the socket without electrocuting yourself
love the thought that my oneitis has taken it in the arse
>>79048453
force them to do it themselves then
>>79048416
Rude
currently have 0 (zero) friends
>people who are 'into' Youtube and know who certain 'youtubers' are
>>79048475
just use rubber idiot
doing a poo lads
>>79048459
how do you know he's a bottom?
ove the thought of my oneitis doing me up the arse
hmmmmm
>>79048417
mate I've got jungle all around and it is thoroughly shit
nice too look at, not nice to poke about in
I've seen centipedes the size of snakes scurrying around
not to mention fucking Leopards and shit
dont understand why people are so into sex (srs) foreplay is 100x better
>>79048459
post pic
face or arse dont care which
>>79048486
On Friday in work the person who sits next to me asked "got any plans for the weekend" to which I replied no of course. They then followed up with "do you ever do anything?" which I responded to with "haha sometimes yeah but not often" and that was the end of the conversation.
Need to do a fat shit but cba to get out of bed
What a pickle
*clashes with you*
>>79048349
Even though it's inhospitable they are still fun to walk about it in. But the thought of getting poisoned at any second by something makes it a bit tense for most of the time.
*types in a thick glaswegian accent*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZZXJHOKINs
>>79048531
its 1pm already get up get out and do something
>>79048475
Kinky.
>>79048531
if u're not hungover from ur 5 am rave this morning then you shold really rethink your life mate
>>79048521
alri mr fsc
BIN THAT KNIFE
OR PAY THE PRICE
did mdma and slept for 10 hours
>>79048531
Shit in a sock/condom/glass and deal with it later.
When does school start back
Tired of little chav children knocking about everywhere
>>79048566
If it's any consolation I am Glaswegian and I cannot stand people typing that way (unironically of course, ironically is fine).
>>79048585
Nah
>>79048600
I am hungover
eat sleep wank repeat
>>79048633
thats ok then
>>79048562
then FUCK OFF
love waking up early and sober didn't do it today though LOL
>>79048349
were those plants making fun of you again
>>79048627
why are americans obsessed with shoes
>>79048547
only if there are paths
I do like to ride through the rural paths sometimes,
I'm more worried about mosquitoes and other disease carrying insects than snakes or whatever
>>79048645
I often don't get out of bed until 2pm other days though
cba to do anything
reeee
>>79048627
>people fighting on concrete / tarmac when there is grass right fucking there
ah yes let me just accidentally kill someone with one punch then spend the next 15 years in jail for manslaughter
>>79048652
no
i've fucking had it with you and all fucking australians
fuck off and don't come back you spineless egg
got a good 7 hour sleep from 4 to 11
>>79048680
>not being bout them crepes
>>79048618
You floored yourself. Take less next time.
>>79048682
how is that gook boipucci like
>>79048680
Black Americans are, and since whites in the states have no culture it rubs off on them
>>79048704
theyre called pancakes you french/yank cunt
Is Bloodborne the greatest game of it's generation so far?
got a good 12 hour sleep from 11 to 11
Nigeria
>>79048682
Welcome to the tropics!
>>79048724
it's amazing how much blacks and jews have contributed to americanc ulture there would be nothing if it wasn't for those 2 minorities lol
>>79048737
dunno I don't play video games because I'm not 10 years old
Anime is cool
>>79048756
OoooOOOooo you're so mature aren't you?
>>79048737
if you have shit taste then any game can be greatest game of its generation
The first thing to understand is that The Argument is everything. The Argument is civilisation; The Argument is peace; The Argument is love; The Argument is truth and beauty; The Argument is in fact, life itself.
>>79048776
yes because I don't play children's video games
>>79048780
Not an argument
i have started a new game a friend recommended me using emulators its very great
>>79048780
do you support me being shot
>>79048800
not an argument
>>79048705
FOY
next you'll be banging on about neurotoxicity and supplements
the runtch: rustlers quarter pounder burger
hit my minimum target for the new dp
never had a rustlers in my life desu
>>79048741
It's grim but in a comfy way
Still would rather just look at the jungle than fuck about inside of it.
If you don't know the trails or the area you can get lost and fucked up in any forest
*rides the cock carousel*
Don't get food ponces who spend like £50 to go out and eat in some poncey restaurant
Can guarantee my £2 ready meal from asda tastes just as good as any slop you'll get from your local restaurant, stop wasting your money
somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
>>79048871
could you be my wife once you're finished? thanks
>>79048737
it's Dead or Alive xtreme beach 3
ooh, im hard
>>79048824
>sleeping
>binge
Pick one.
If you take enough to put yourself to sleep how is that fun?
had a king size beef and tomato pot noodle and a big bag of tyrells cheese and onion crisps for my runtch
ate lunch, now a nap
oof, im dead
>>79048896
i slept after i came down you MONGOOSE
im hard
What happens if you paint a lightbulb black and then turn the light on?
Thinking about Ed.
Still in bed
>>79048737
yes
>>79048905
this looks like brugge
like posting anti-northern comments on the daily mail, really rustles the peasants feathers.
>>79048922
is that remy?
>>79048929
>klaprozen.be
probably is
>>79048856
Fuck going into that at night! That's when things activate.
Know your limits.
Favourite drug inna club?
>MD
>Speed
>Coke
>Xans
>Ket
Pick yer poison boys
went to a club for the first time ever last night and I have to say, I would never do it sober but drunk it was really enjoyable
one thing I don't know how to deal with is girls
For quite a bit of the night (felt like it anyway) there were two girls dancing with some other people and one of them kept smiling at me and I'd smile back. I had no clue how I should approach her.
Then there was another girl which even the turbo-chad normie from high school and 6th form said was fit. Out of nowhere she started grinding on me and I had no clue what to do. Grinded back for a bit, think I held her hips and sort of rubbed her sides, she was grinding harder, and we do that for a bit, then she just goes off and she just goes to another guy.
Finally, start chatting with a guy who I'm 99% sure was gay, and he's out with two birds and one of them has an absolute cracking pair of tits and wearing a top that made her nipples on display from certain angles but I didn't even to speak to her because I was so intimidated
ooerr
>>79048885
gay marriage isn't legal here sorry
>>79048922
guess it depends on the paint
>>79048922
an explosion may happen if the paint is flammable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2fXlQsfc_k
like posting anti-London comments on the telegraph, really rustles the peasants feathers.
>>79048910
>not taking more drugs and being on the verge of collapse as the days go by.
Lightweight.
> 6th nuclear test
> 120 kiloton blast
> 10 times larger than last test
> 6.3 earthquake caused by blast
> Appears to be Hydrogen blast
> U.S. radioactive sniffer planes in air now
Is it over lads?
>>79048941
Yeah she's a fat drug addict now.
Who would have thought someone paid to take strangers' willies could go down such a dark path?
>>79048531
I've taken like 3 dumps in the past 48 hours
it's a bit weird
>>79048941
no its richard pryor
>>79048956
>club
half a bar of xans and a tallcan
>show
200mg MDMA oral, 100mg nasal
>>79048956
mandy hands down
speed is pretty good
coke is shit because you have to constantly redose in the toilets and a lot of clubs have bouncers looking for that shit
HERES MY KEY
PHILOSOPHY
never know what brand of batteries to trust
>>79048956
If you're going to be chatting: gear
If you're going to be dancing all night: dizzle
>>79048956
I get high on life because I'm so lively and love to live
>>79049005
>MD up the hooter
no thanks lad
>>79048872
this but unironically
>>79048985
still got a couple of grams of speed to hoover up
wonder if it'll have any effect
>>79048990
For you maybe
I'm impressed that the Norks were able to build an H bomb basically from scratch
>immigrants that wave the flag of their original country
>>79048990
I've read that they'll do another missile test or two, and then they'll start dialogue with China, South Korea, Japan, the US, and the UNSC
very charming when I'm on xans
not that I remember any of it
>>79048976
how do people get insurance for these cars?
can only assume they just don't disclose the modifications
>>79048990
Hopefully
>>79049020
people on coke who talk are annoying they talk about 1000 different things in a minute
>>79048956
>inna club
>Xans
hmm
>>79048990
>> U.S. radioactive sniffer planes in air now
BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite radioactive indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...hydrogen I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent hydrogen yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....uranium.....quite depleted my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....
>>79048872
spent £200 on a meal for the gf and me
still went maccies later on and preferred it ahaha
deano: general is reply to this post or your mother will die in your sleep tonight
>>79049030
You get the drips for 5 minutes and then feel amazing for 3 hours
>>79048990
>fake news
>>79049071
Good post
NEED the name Gen Y to come back
>>79048952
Sometimes I get drunk and like to just drive around and go exploring late at night
Never seen too much except loads of bats but they are nice except when they swoop at you out of no where
Caught this boi in the middle of the road the other day
>>79049071
shouting
>>79048956
if you're going to be gizwozllin get on the boz boz
if you're going to be skizze: yellow bentines
>>79049030
when you're already off your tits it's a lot easier to do it
>>79049071
excellent
>>79049040
"A couple of grams" really should do something.
>>79048990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M
who does the alt right hate more? boomers or gen x
>>79049106
did you eat it?
>>79049071
>depleted
um no sweaty depleted uranium is made up of the isotopes which aren't useful for fission reactions so they wouldn't be present after a nuclear test
>>79049129
gen z
>>79049129
boomers
many of them ARE gen x
tights
>>79049106
Sounds fun. What part of nam? I heard it's boring there.
can somebody tell me what advantages there are to smoking out of a packet compared to rolling your own?
t. never smoked out of a packet
>>79049129
gen xox sweety
>>79049139
shut up nerd lol
Think I'd go into cardiac arrest if I had even half a gram of decent speed at once.
>>79049159
exceptional post
>>79049129
I think the consensus is that boomers are to blame for the state of gen x
this thread has been reported and saged
cya xxoo :p
>>79049166
your fingers don't go all disgusting and yellow, so you are marginally less repulsive than someone who smokes rollies
Gen REEEEEEEE
can somebody tell me what advantages there are to having male gf compared to a biologically female one?
>>79049175
most speed is shit these days
blown through a gram in a few hours and barely felt spun
>>79049166
There arent any really apart from not having to roll. Often rollies taste better and the actual ritual of rolling one can be enjoyable. And you can get menthol fags I s'pose
>Be me, 24
>Got a gf
>Had sex on the first date
>Had lots of sex the first month
>She was incredibly keen
>It was incredibly easy to make her cum - must be something psychological involved
>Said I made her cum more than anyone else
>Now we've been dating 2 months
>Only had sex twice in the past month despite sleeping over at each other's maybe 5 or 6 times
>Always says that she's tired
Can normies explain why she's suddenly much less keen to have sex? Might always just be literally what she says but just wondering
>>79049166
less time and effort, that's probably it
>>79049218
she's pregnant mate
>>79049218
She's getting someone else's pipe
>>79049218
the novelty has worn off
i'm nicer than all of you
>>79049218
she's getting it elsewhere
The virgin post: a sentence of one or two words, capitalized and punctuated
>>79049218
Getting better dick on the side unlucky m8
>>79049216
DWM m8
>>79049106
>driving in Vietnam
honestly driving in Asia sounds horrible
>>79049244
I'm only mean on the fun and addictive 4chan.org
my online friend suddenly disappeared without a trace
>Spotify 'Browse' playlists which never get updated yet constantly appear on the Browse page
would see someone strung up for this
>>79049218
sorry lad, she's getting stuffed by chad
>>79049240
>>79049245
>>79049251
The Virgin Posts
>>79049171
good post
scrolling through tims old videos
>>79049250
Shut up.
>>79049218
Unless she's on a new pill or other medication that has killed her libido....it's over pal
Not saying she's cheating, but she's lost her sexual attraction to you - even if she is still keen on you, the foundation is gone.
>>79049150
alt-right constantly tout gen z as being the most rorke generation since the silents
>>79049279
Why does he keep singing rainy days and mondays?
It's a 'both housemates have their gfs over and wake me up early in the morning banging then I can't get to sleep for the rest of the day and hear them both banging their respective gfs in the morning again as well' kind of day
>>79049253
sorry?
>>79049217
>>79049221
>>79049201
fair enough tbf
>>79049306
>why does a mentally ill schizophrenic man do X?
>>79049163
It's nice to live, but this city is a bit dull, I sometimes wish I lived in Saigon but I've got a good deal here atm
>>79049259
It is, especially at peak hours
>>79049267
>paying for music
good goy
>>79049308
great start to your day
PS its quarter past one you mardy bum ;)
>hydrogen bomb that can be mounted on ICBM tested
>ICBMs can reach American shores
it's over isn't it lads
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Hate when you get to that point of drunk when the room starts spinning and you can't type out a post properly
>>79049306
https://youtu.be/upWV5evygFo
>>79049341
no you dumb cunt
>>79049303
imagine knowing this much about the alt-right get a life
>>79049341
hope so
bit tired of the ol' "life" meme
The Deano park
>>79049341
they dont even have MIRVs
they'll just shoot them down
suicidal but not literally
>no you dumb cunt
>>79049373
smouldering
>>79049373
Why do young lads exclusively drive golfs these days?
>gen z are this
>gen z are that
nah
gen z don't give a shit
>>79049388
when I die fuck it I wanna go to hell
>>79049349
dude its 3pm wtf
Hope all you miserable petty cunts die first
>mfw the conscription letter to fight against NK, china and Russia arrives and I turn in to a spy, then get caught and become a double agent
>>79049369
imagine trying to talk with authority aboit a subject you know nothing about
get a brain
>>79049398
I'm a young lad and I drive a peagout stop talking shite
>>79049357
is this the greatest video ever made?
>>79049410
Reminiscing about last night
>>79049398
They're nice cars, reliable and have good resale value.
Me? I meme arrow people I don't agree with because I'm too insecure in my own argument to directly challenge them.
>>79049426
Why would China and Russia support NK in a war? What would they have to gain?
>>79049442
You must be one of those virgins ive heard about
Germans are fat
>>79049443
>>79049465
no they're not, Americans are
>>79049326
Do you drive a moped or car? I've always thought a moped is going to be a bit better because you have the mobility and relative nippyness 1.2 litre chinese POS cars, but a huge downside is if you get hit by a car or lorry, you're done for
HAPA or JAP
zoplicon tramadol valium and a few glasses of voddy
>>79049448
>genuinely arguing with people on the 'chon
so you're mentally stunted?
>>79049398
probs a stolen car, shame the driver didnt die desu
>>79049291
>>79049242
Probs desu. But 1 month seems crazily fast for that to happen. In the beginning she was so much keener than me too
>>79049456
my anus
Watching porn on the 55 incher lads
>>79049456
China doesn't want an American military base on it's border, also billions of NK refugees
Do you not remember the Korean war?
>>79049456
spread my sweet little cheeks for kim, puttyboi and the head chink 2bh
>>79049475
alright totally-not-German
Bow bow
SHITTING PEAGOUT
>>79049493
try something new and more perverted
Filming porn with my 5.5 incher lads
>>79049426
the uk will never have conscription you dumb twat
>people who cook vegetables to the point they're soft and mushy
kill yourselves
Big man, pig man
Ha ha charade you are
You well heeled big wheel
Ha ha charade you are
And when your hand is on your heart
You’re nearly a good laugh
Almost a joker
With your head down in the pig bin
Saying “Keep on digging”
Pig stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find
Down in the pig mine?
>>79049513
>Do you not remember the Korean war?
no I'm not 70 years old lol
>>79049481
would be on tramadol 100% of the time if possible
>>79049218
I heard girls have a "Peroid" which can last up to a month.
>>79049493
Like the frenchman says, get rough and/or weird in the bedroom
hi i'm gavin from autoglass
>>79049481
>>79049555
Look, im just saying, people who abuse painkillers and benzos are the most pathetic class of people
imagine actually thinking that there'll be a war against north korea
let alone one that includes russia or china
>>79049404
>no gettin my dick licked
>>79049478
moped
driving a car here seems like hell with how fucked thew traffic is and besides I don't want to dump that much money on a vehicle here anyway
plus there's no legal way for me to even own a car.
a moped is nice because its fast and I can manoeuvre around easily
>>79049584
youre not wrong :)
Might go to Korea and do the gookstomp when shit kicks off
more like tramalol
>>79049584
benzos are worse an opioids to withdraw from
i only abused xanax recreationally for a month and still had to deal with a week of hell withdrawing. never touching it again
>>79049551
The north attacked and occupied seoul, then with American aid the south beat the norks back, occupied Pyongyang, started getting close to the border, then with Chinese aid the norks pushed back to the 52nd parallel and the war ended in an armistice, leading to what we know today.
Keeping the regime afloat is a small price to pay to keep America at bay, they're willing to fight for it, hence why the refuse to sanction the fuck out of north korea like the rest of the world is doing
>imagine actually thinking that there'll be a war against north korea
>let alone one that includes russia or china
>>79049635
Ah yes, GCSE history man in
Is getting a gf worth it?
seems like a lot of effort
>>79049525
>>79049575
We did some tying up before and she liked it really rough. I was going to try something like that again, but not sure if it should be a surprise or if I should chat to her first.
>tfw too autistic to know these things
>>79049642
>>79049390
this isn't a valid argument
>>79049671
yes
>>79049590
didn't know foreigners couldn't own cars in Vietnam
>>79049671
just get a bf who looks like a girl
>>79049671
It depends whether you're deeply depressed about >tfwnogf and feel the desperate urge to cuddle a qt in bed at night
>>79049660
shutup I dumbed it down for you don't call me stupid again I am VERY sensitive
>>79049584
Alcohol can be and was used as a painkiller...
>>79049673
you should try the thing japs made up where you tie up a girl with ropes until she doesnt touch the floor or any surface anymore like sje was trapped in a spider web
>>79049671
yes it is
>somebody to share your thoughts/feelings/issues with
>somebody to enjoy events with
>somebody to cuddle with
>somebody to sleep with, able to get intimate and understand each other's sexuality
>tfw single and hook-ups do not fill the void
>tfw miss her
RRREEEEEEE