Australian Housing edition
cara
browsing r/neoliberal
anime
>>79046641
NEED a Kanye bf
Diana's greatest legacy is the destruction of our monarchy
>>79046641
wish i grew up in australia rather than britain.
>>79046641
Just move to the middle of the continent, whats the issue lad
Got a lot of nonbenzos
Mmmmgonna take em all
sue
When do I go to a doctor if my bum's been hurting for four days? Kinda miffed
>>79046669
>tfw no Houso gf in my youth
burritos for lunch
>>79046651
state of you
>>79046519
I'm not talking CBD, I mean like 14km out of the CBD.
Check this out, 350,000 quid
https://www.realestate.com.au/property-apartment-nsw-strathfield-126158434
>>79046699
16:00-16:05pm is when they deal with bum issues here
>>79046693
Pedophile
*posts preposterous nonsensical business idea*
gonna be laughing all the way to the bank
>>79046711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icbNvn9cISk
>>79046699
A year.
Post a Poleabooesque blog during your journey.
nuclear holocaust would be a great opportunity to start an all rorke ethnostate
whites only, but no poofs, spastics, lefties or any other gay bollocks
listening to old JRPG soundtracks and thinking of killing myself because I can never go back to a time when I could actually enjoy playing them haha
Alri
>>79046651
love you
>>79046709
looks nice though. £500,000 wouldn't even get you a decent flat in Croydon (shit hole)
>>79046709
>14km
same applies to commuter belt towns in and around london pham.
>>79046711
Yeah but with timezones thats like 2am and I've got a raid then
blood booger just came out of my nose
>>79046641
What are the suburbs like in Australia? The only ideas I have are from spooky /x/ stories about Aboriginal dream monsters stealing Anglo children in suburbs built on burial grounds or some shit. I have an Australian Uncle but he lives in Smelbounrne.
>>79046726
bet your degree is in some proper wonky subject like medieval music & business management
Apu need helper
Happy Sunday lads
God be with you.
"australian" housing
>>79046785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_ur9AraEe8
>>79046779
nice
>>79046779
Same as American
>>79046794
its ok friend im here now
>thatguyTagg is gay
i KNEW it
Lads, how is Croydon?
>>79046779
is he a geography teacher?
>>79046709
fuck off
you couldn't even get an apartment like this for £350k in Bristol
Emilia
>>79046858
that's MILLY to you.
>>79046816
going now sorry
love eastern europeans who come here and learn the language, adopt a regional accent and are otherwise indistinguishable from english people
seems like it's only the poles who can't handle this simple task and must wear poland pride shirts eveywhere, shop at polish supermarket, plant massive polish flags outside their stores and home, all the while somehow managing not to want to go to fucking poland
>>79046875
why what are you doing
>>79046821
all I see in that image is deadly venomous spiders
browsing r/atheism
>>79046874
>>79046858
Wretched whore
>>79046839
Full of black people and islamics.
>>79046909
rude
>>79046909
harsh
>>79046858
>>79046874
I always imagine English Women as smelling... odd, foreign. Not like Anglo-American Women.
>>79046909
bizarre comment
love atheism
hate racism
just remember that toil is tomorrow
Sunday ruined
>>79046858
>>79046874
v pretty but find her rly annoying in got
>Anglo-American
refugees welcome
>>79046921
they mostly smell strongly of cheap perfume
love atheism
love racism
>>79046950
Sorry that disturbs you so much
powerful
>"anglo" anglo
Asshole bleeding from overwiping
NEED a bidet
yanks are smelly bums
english women smell of a festid cocktail of rancid takeaways mixed with farts, cheese and seven different mens cum
>>79047003
appeal to authority fallacy
>>79046888
Pakistan Zindabad!
Don't understand 4th generation pakis having any affinity for their ancestral homeland desu.
>>79046921
You could be %5 black.
>>79046808 strong point of contention on thread topic left unnoticed
Pakistan isn't even a real country lmao
despite youtube's seeming persistence, I will NOT watch a video of some guy microwaving a fucking airbag in slow motion
>>79047003
my kids were good boys they dindu nuffin!
Shawty I don't
MIND
If you dance on the pole, that don't make you a hoe
>>79046641
>British housing
Australian houses may be expensive, but they're also large. British houses are small in addition to being expensive.
>>79046909
All I see is the highest paid woman on TV being abused by a nobody on a Burmese sculpture board.
need aisha to sit on my face
>>79047048
Apparently not :/
>>79047100
GOOD la
need an Eva green gf
>>79047100
Maybe she'll be able to afford some acting classes now
>>79047041
>>79047076
FOLP (fuck off leftypol)
Can't wait
>>79047087
All Germans stay in flats or converted concentration camps.
Australia is big and the UK is small great observation merkel.
>>79047003
>Me:
>"I think I'll put a pizza in the oven"
>Comic creator:
>"Dude no I knew this guy once on the other side of the world in a different country who put a pizza in the oven then his house burnt down. Direct correlation mate"
Australian housing (if you have $3 million)
>>79047087
also australia is a better place to live than the uk
the only thing to do in the UK is go to the pub or do drugs.
if i were in straya i'd be at the beach every other day having a bbq.
Kero kero bonito
>>79047149
Where are the garages, carports, or driveways?
>>79047141
unironically tuning in for this
>>79047117
I have a work colleague who looks just like her. She wears shirts just like that as well.
I asked her out but apparently she's seeing someone already.
Next edition will be Emilia's
just letting you lot know xxx
>>79047136
Fuckin saved!
need a Keynesian gf
>>79047149
looks kinda like surrey.
comfy.
>>79047173
at the end of the driveways you dumb yank bastard
>>79047148
that would be correct if every pizza that was ever put in an oven ended in a house fire
>>79047181
Wrong, next edition will be Annie's
Does anyone here on virgin internet actually get anywhere near the 100mbps speed they advertise?
I only get 20 or so
rolling a cig adding little bits of hash in it
>>79047168
GOOD taste
Rare here
>>79047155
desu the only thing to do here is drugs or the pub
>>79047181
Good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6FXeupOp04
>>79047155
mental that u think oz is better place to live than the uk to be honest
Looks like we're both on the arse end of it lads...
Business idea: reduce global fertility
>>79047155
I'm guessing a fat person posted this. Go for a run and stop eating so much crap please.
fuck off
>>79047198
A Milton Keynesian gf?
>>79047221
i've never gotten as fast internet as i've been sold.
and i've lived in various places
except when i was abroad i got 100mbps
>>79047221
mbps is different from mps or something
>>79047221
i get 30-70, depends on the time of day.
better than the BT my rents had, advertised as 100mbps but rarely went above 10
need a kenyan gf
Queen Elizabeth II at a garden party in Sydney, Australia, 1954.
4chan was a mistake
>>79047210
Why is everyone parked in the street? They're blocking half the road.
Started eating more fibre lately and been having some EXTREMELY satisfying poos
Would highly recommend
>>79047254
that place looks nightmarish
>>79047254
they could have at least waited until spring or summer to take the photo. looks very dreary without any foliage.
>>79047263
shes fit
She found my camera
>>79047260
this
any drumpf man in?
>>79047266
Unusually narrow street, it's probably lesser-parking-restrictions Sunday.
>>79047141
WE
WUZ KANGZ
N SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
>>79047263
looks like a young Charles in drag
>>79047251
not fat and i eat well.
going for a run in the UK is a pain outside of May-August.
>>79047244
>bigger houses
>more outdoorsy lifestyle
>>79047266
don't know why you need the entire road to be free
Is our binge drinking culture a problem or just a laugh?
>>79047298
She took a shite the size of Everest and clogged the toilet here btw
*stomps on your shit waifus*
nothing personal, kiddo
>>79047320
Typically you would expect both lanes of a two-way road to be clear
>>79047249
the average home in sydney is probably a decent house though.
not so much in london x
>>79047307
xanadu, fellow pede
is it true that Bound For Glory by Angry Anderson is about him visiting gloryholes
Gf just sent me this.
She's a tease.
need a klamath girlfriend
love the brap meme
>>79047346
FOY
>tfw you'll never be one of those guards seeing your beautiful Queen riding Burmese as she inspects your regiment
>>79047336
On a main road yes, but not on a backstreet in a residential area.
>>79047346
gf faxxed me this
>>79047334
BBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP
>>79047336
it's a quiet street never been an issue
Need an austrian gf
>>79047361
still laugh at these photos. cant believe it happened. did the people offer to do that? i guess it would have been rude to say no
>>79047149
alri North-Sydney lad
>>79047272
try making some homemade applesauce
extremely satisfying week for me
>>79047317
Going for a run should always be a pain and if it's not you need to push more.
>>79047272
can you finger your arse more easily?
sometimes want to have a play but my bum is too pooey
>>79047395
she's the queen of their country
this is probably their custom of what to do with queens and so on.
Lewis Hamilton wrote a poem for Diana and it's the best thing ever.
>>79047361
nigger slaves where they belong
glorious
>Psychopath test
>Watch this webm
>If nothing happens, you are a psychopath.
playing shekel clicker
>>79047424
>>79047395
she's going to be* the queen of their country
>>79047425
not right in the head
>>79047431
NEED to see her get BLACKED
>nigger slaves where they belong
>glorious
Might get around to watching the final episode of game of thrones in a bit.
>>79047395
I read something about this, they didn't really wanna do that as you could imagine but the natives really wanted to do it so they went with it.
Fuck off racists
>>79047451
lets hope Charles deals with her before Liz goes
>>79047474
Arya dies
wew, the girl last night was a demon
>pull my hair
>choke me
>fuck my face
Was a mad ting, hopefully see her again next week hehe
>>79047475
reminds me of that YouTube video
fucking hate wasps. fucking recoil at the sight of them. and I don't want to hear any of that 'they're more scared of you than you are of it' bullshit. those fuckers deliberately fly into my gaff the moment I open the window just to fuck with and sting me
just took a nice poo AMA
>>79047487
haha what a fun sexy time for you
>>79047474
Sansa dies
>>79047401
inner west you polyp
>>79047486
Never liked that monged face bird neyway.
>>79047376
what the hell...?
Well lads, it looks like I'll be phone posting till next week wheb my new laptop arrived. I just completely fucked the ribbon cable that connects from the keyboard to the power switch.
>>79047487
>see her again next week
Just go into your search history
>>79047512
Surry hills?
How big even is Sydney? Is it bigger than London?
>>79047505
still miss the ex tbqh
>>79047517
BAZINGA
>>79047524
utter mong
>>79047533
Wales can fit in Sydney two times.
GOTT
STRAFE
AUSTRALIA
>>79047113
Kike! Get hil boys!
>>79047535
Stanmore
>>79047533
Fuck off and google it you terminal runtoid
>>79047524
is there something wrong with your fucken head
>Fuck off racists
>>nigger slaves where they belong
>>glorious
>>79047533
probably because aussie properties are bigger.
>>79047533
going next month will report back my findings
t. londoner
innerwest meetup when lads?
Lads they're talking about friends with benifits on The Hookup.
>>79047558
>0.2%
C'mon now...
would like to live in the Desert, in Australia or the USA
>>Fuck off racists
>>>nigger slaves where they belong
>>>glorious
>>79047498
Yeah, damn racist Dixieboys role–playing, thinking it's 1066 and there are still such human beings as "Anglo–Saxons" in the New fucking World.
>>79047572
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
hhhmmm should I go see Helena Hauff this evening?
tfw from the UK not from australia.
>>79047610
the demon from last night
whens the new rick and morty ep coming out?
If I had a lower IQ, I'd have a gf.
Why are the Argies still obsessed with a rock with some penguins and brits on.
Crazy to think the Romans didn't have tomatoes and the Indians didn't have chillies. Imagine Ireland without potatoes. Mad ting. Really makes you think about what traditional food is anyway.
>>79047623
>sit
lol fucked up
>>79047600
*chases you with a cricket bat*
>>79047637
>Indians didn't have chillies
yes they did
>>79047637
be quiet you annoying twat
>>79047572
would love to lure this thing to an abandoned flat on the premise of a cute date and then brutally murder the disgusting little poof with a stoplock
colombia has been through a civil war for the last 50 years
>>79047635
If I wasn't autistic and ugly i'd have a gf.
>>79047637
every evil vegetable comes from the americas
>>79047636
My Argentinian friend Renzo calls the the Malvinas and maintains they're rightful Argie soil.
>>79047657
no they didn't
chillies come from lation america
>>79047657
they didn't. chilis are from the new world dear.
they used pepper (black) instead afaik.
>>79047637
bit weird where people start arbitrarily deciding what tradition is and isn't
>tfw anglo last name
just fuck my shit up lads
colombia has been through a civil war for the last 50 years
oi fuck Leichhardt
>>79047657
Not before the Columbian exchange desu. They're native to the Americas.
*depresses thy sit-up*
going to browse the chon all day until further notice
>>79047637
Fun Fact: Britain didn't have Tika Masala until the 1970s
>>79047657
chilies are native to the Americas
they had pepper and spices but no chili peppers
>>79047641
bit like ur life, huh?
>>79047113
>0.2% ashkenazi jew
you know the rules
>>79047641
um no sweaty they are bedsits
>>79047691
Would love to kill Renzo desu.
>>79047716
*motions you to open the window*
Excuse me sir, do you have any idea how fast you were browsing?
>looking at australia on streetmaps
>drop the pin on random small towns and they look quite nice
depressing lads. i will never know what it is to live in a place where the trees are permanently green and the sun is always keeping it warm.
>>79047766
aussies are always complaining about the cold
>>79047766
UK small towns are nicer than Australian ones
if my auntie had bollocks id have a gf
>>79047766
warm weather is overrated
thats what made black people
>>79047735
Fuck off
>>79047766
it's also disgustingly warm, ripe with underclass, and full of large insects and spiders
it's shit
>>79047786
Maybe in the south... during wintertide.
uni wants a "passport style" photo for their records
reckon i can get away with a cheeky hint of a halfsmile or will they insist on the regulations?
>>79047790
nah
t. never left the city
>>79047513
Nah I'm just memeing I never even watched that shit.
Is Milton Keynes the only place in Britain to call its roads "Boulevards"?
She looked so pretty riding her dragons.
>>79047766
Why are there so many brits shilling for Australia as of late?
f1 soon
lets go hamilton
>>79047818
fuck off queer
always a wholesome Irish post followed by a racist Irish post
>>79047818
why don't you take a neutral pic and get over it
>>79047814
>ripe with underclass
wouldn't the UK be worse
>>79047704
Good.
My name is anglicized (no Mc/mac) and I'm a half English half Scottish mut. Feels British.
just bought a young filipino boy to sacrifice during yule blot
Australia has nothing like the Cotswolds or Lake District
t. Escape to the Country pro
>>79047856
because i want to look cute on my student ID card >:^c
Haha
>>79047866
my name is literally just an english name. Not irish at all. I'm a phony
>>79047818
I look a bit snarky on my passport photo haha
reckon you should try it
>>79047877
who said you cant look good pulling a neutral face
>>79047818
I did that and look like a total asshole.
Who cares though
always a wholesome American post followed by a racist American post
>>79047818
don't be a knob'ed.
flirting with the young fit next door neighbour this morning lads. think I might try and shag her before I go back to uni
>>79047901
judging from the photos he posts his face in neutral is not a good one.
Breakfast!
any dixie man in?
>>79047895
Lie about your name and destroy the IRA from the inside.
>>79047857
no
the underclass live in their own contained ghettos
>>79047892
What troglodyte kills a poor fox with a baler? Seems like an avoidable tragedy.
>>79047932
how can you know a lad posting his face here is the same lad talking about uni picture card pics
are you redditflagging? hope not mate
>>79047935
grim and downright dire
>>79047873
>"t. Escape to the Country pro"
>>79047977
i can tell who he is from his posting style.
>>79047935
wish this gimmick where beardy bugmen INSIST on putting everything in jars, on wooden boards or slate would just FUCK OFF
don't like reading about praise for twin peaks season 3
don't want to have to grind through 2 seasons and a movie just to watch it
>>79047957
same here, there's a very strong east/west divide in sydney
the main scum you find in the east are actually english deano backpackers
>>79047964
"GIT AWFF M0Y LAAAAND!"
>be Texan
>be small government climate change denying republican
>beg the government for gibs after experiencing climate change
What about standing on their own two feet and praying?
>>79047997
oh ok
show his pics now
>>79048014
your brain and soul couldn't even understand it
want to heem whoever came up with the idea or mother's and father's days
>>79048014
you can skip most of the second season (though you should also watch the deleted scenes of the movie)
well worth it imho
>>79048043
i didnt fucking save any of his bent photos.
grindr meet cancelled on me lads
>>79047935
FUCKING HELL
place should be bricked/burnt to the ground
>>79047992
shan't be hearing a single bad word about Escape to the Country
>>79048054
eff off
>>79048050
going to crush your fucking pineapple skull
>>79048039
>hurricane
>climate change
uh what the fuck are you on about? Hurricanes come a out through governments spraying chema into the atmosphere etc
the shaft of my penis is getting hairier.
>>79048006
breakfast is served!
can tell someone isn't a country lad when they pretend foxes aren't awful
>>79048092
haha oh-oh
tfw you will never go trekking through the daintree rainforest, get lost and end up living as a jungle man for the remainder of your days
>it's a song post on vevo 8 years ago has half of the song blanked out because of swearing
foxes sneak into farms to kill chickens fuck them
ejaculated in a pool, kinda weird to see cum floating around in water
>>79048092
unironically want to get my shaft lasered