/brit/

found a story i wrote when i was 5 i 2003

will transcribe it and post it for your approval shortly

Rosie probably lifts weights with her teeth to strengthen her jaw like a boxer

You exist because we allow it.
You will end because we demand it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ecEb4tEPic

yuzu

Alri

does deano read books? whats his favorite?

Watching the ol' Jimmy Bond on the telly

Go sit in a park with your sweetie! (DON'T HAVE ONE, ALL SOCIAL RELATIONS HAVE DEGENERATED TO ORGYPORGY PROLEFEED NIGHTMARE)

Take Facebook tweet selfies of your stupid bullshit! (ENDLESSLY FOCUS ON DAY-TO-DAY PETTY SOCIALIZING AND LASCHIAN NARCISSISTIC GRANDSTANDING ON SOCIAL MEDIA, ALL HUMAN RELATIONSHIPS HAVE BEEN REDUCED TO LITERALLY PREHISTORICAL LEVELS OF HYPERGAMY IN A WHIRLING GYRE OF MEANINGLESS TINDER FACEFUCKING FOR THE SELECT FEW AND ELLIOT RODGER RESENTMENT FOR THE REST)

Consume trendy garbage and eat cool food :P!!!! (LITERALLY CHINESE NIGGER SLAVES MADE YOUR STUPID BULLSHIT "THINKGEEK.COM" BAUBLES AND DESIGNER STRETCHPANTS, IN ENDLESS WASTELANDS THAT RESEMBLE THE FACTORIES OF INDUSTRIAL ENGLAND MARX WROTE ABOUT IN COMPLETE HORROR)

>>79031011
autism

>psoting in the Hun thread

Shame!

Best intro to a tv show ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ahVL4u6rmI
>>79030930
Completely wrong. Pacific theatre dwarfed them all. An enemy that didn't surrender, scarce food and water, low ammo, jungle-rot, malaria, flash-floods, too warm, higher mortality rate, low medicine

JANNY'S GONNA HAVE A FIT

>>79031020
Dan Brown.
Footballer's biographies.

>>79031008
Hand over your flesh

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>>79031055

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who wants a shitty welsh toad

>>79031055
haha down he goes!

Any Icelandic man in?

AND THEN TRIGGER MADE A FACE

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>>79031098

>burgers fighting nips in the pacific

what did this have to do with the war in Europe?

>>79031020
absolutely, unconditionally never on any occasion

only thing he reads is the stapled hand-outs on his college bricklaying course and even those he just skims

>>79031020
Only books he has in his house are Jamie Oliver cookbooks and a couple of self-help books his boss told him to read. Perhaps a couple of these >>79031079 for the elite Deano

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cannot comprehend that people actually watch television or play videogames in their free time rather than sitting reading wikipedia and ebooks while shitposting on an imageboard all day.

though i think i've finally picked up on the fact people prefer to talk about people they know than about media or about general information. (i.e. in inverse proportion to what i can actually talk about, because i have no friends and know nothing about my family.)

Girlfriend punched me today

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>>79031098

>>79031020
Jeremy Clarkson books at the pool whilst on holiday in Alicante

cartoon

>>79031120
do u actually not know?
also brits were there too, but we got BTFO by the japs pretty early on

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>>79031093

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>drunk
>about to go out for a walk listening to some explosions in the sky

Who here /comfy/???

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would you shag her if it was the only way of keeping the union??

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>>79031093
Poor quality but It will make a fine addition to my collection

>>79030751
>tfw i made them
>tfw posted a new edition one day but everyone said it was shit so i never made one again

>>79031133
oooooh look at me I have a girlfriend

PATHETIC

>>79031177
just b urself :)

>>79031166
No.
might shag her if I was selected as the Labour candidate in a safe seat though.

>>79031128
used to read wikipedia but my attention span is too shot for that now, I would need amphetamines to get back to that place

100% incapable of even holding a conversation with literally anyone, be they a family member or coworker. Dunno what the future holds

saving porn is not normal

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>about to go out for a walk listening to some explosions in the sky

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>Tuesday 6th July 2003
This is the "Bells" faimily, there's Mr bell, Mrs bell and the children: Alex*, Harry**, Pipy and baby Zac.

Sudenly the "bells" saw somone putting a bomb in someones car. Alex started running with their warter guns!***
It woud of bern miraculous fight if Mr and Mrs bell told them that they were not permited too.

When the bells got home the news was on it said; "A man was found with a bomb three peaple saw, someone with a water gun, and shot him with it. If you are over 15 and you were the person who did it then go to the priminister nex week for 9,000,000 quid, and am army plane.

The end.

*17 years old
**18 years
***they shot him onle

>>79031156
Ireland was an axis power

>>79031187
I'm being physically abused, and you find it funny?

wish I had a physically abusive gf

wish i could feel something

>>79031156
>also brits were there too, but we got BTFO by the japs pretty early on
at singapore yes, but that was a tragic mistake
the british empire utterly destroyed the japanese in burma

people like to forget the wars in china and burma, the islands were pretty insignificant overrall

>>79031210
What logic are you using there?

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>>79031160
>>79031168

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>>79031221

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>>79031011
Grabhald Flompf

>>79031242
big guy

>>79031211
http://www.4nrx-uk.md/general-health/modalert-modafinil.html

The Irish are not only non-white but they're also not human.

>>79031011
>lets my make my bank account great again

>>79031275
feel as though the "be american, get shot" insult has lost a lot of its power now that "be british, get acid'd" is a perfectly valid rebuttal

lanky dutch twat got knocked the fuck out haha

when I was younger I saw a picture of a penis where the head was longer than the shaft and that image has been burned into my memory I've seen it every day since then

>>79031020
Paulo Coelho
Think and grow rich

>>79031315
Nary a single word

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>s-stop it tickles

>>79031262
Reasonably paid job with prospects of getting into Cabinet and getting my name in the history books and a certified 5 year job. (I don't usually plan that far ahead anyway, so even if dumped at the end of it, I'd have done my bit.)

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ONE NIGHT TO BE CONFUSED

ONE NIGHT TO SPEED UP TRUTH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHWXqZQ2_Rw

>>79031261
some of them were very significant like guadalcanal or midway, in hindsight a lot of the blood letting was pointless since they used the bomb to stop the war, but had they invaded the mainland like they planned then the island battles would have been very important

Hahahaha. Jimmy Bond turned the bezel on his watch and it remote detonated a bomb.

Classic.

Has anyone got that Warwick Davis DM snapshot? The one where he warns the person that he has a print out of his offensive tweet

>>79031315
moda is placebo garbage

my problem is attention span / executive functioning; not that I'm not awake enough

>>79031335
bent twat

who /drinking/ here

currently on my 4th pint, hoping that'll be enough to send me off to sleep by midnightish

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>>79031316

Do you have a wannabe silicon valley startup culture in the UK lads?

>>79031381
monkey shoulder is still vile

nose is blocked. cant stop sneezing. body feels cold. feel like shit. what drugs should i take to feel better?

havent drank in a 5 weeks

I wonder if Sargon and pjw will be regarded in 100 years the same way Nietzsche and Schopenhauer are today.

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>>79031352

>>79031316
the yank's bashing of micks and canucks in a sad attempt to ingratiate himself to us is noted

feel like my story i wrote when i was 4 deserved at least 1 you tbqh

>>79031381
>4 pints and several hundred calories to fall asleep

or you could have half a xan you fat lard

>>79031421
>gif
oh FUCK off

>>79031261
>stopping the japs establishing places to commence attacks on the US
>insignificant

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gf

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>he's here

>>79031396
not really

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>>79031381
Eight pints deep at this point, still a couple left. I need it to feel anything nowadays.

>>79031396
nah not really I don't think but a lot of our industry is in technology.

basking in that post poo relief

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>>79031416
aaaaaah yes

>>79031447
is that a hapa?

>>79031396
Silicon Fen

>>79031128
>wikipedia
>making you intelligent
good bait
>>79031376
clearly isn't if the Air Force has stopped giving their pilots amphetamine for it instead
try piracetam with phenibut

>>79031358
But she's SNP

did /int/ blow up recently? was last here just 6 months ago and it felt much slower than this

>>79031372
yeah i've got it

>>79031431
i've already had a valium earlier actually DICKHEAD, i've got anxiety ok

just need a few beers to send me off to sleep without lying awake for an hour

>>79031492
I'm not insanely attracted to her so she's probably not a hapa

possibly a Russian distant descendant of hapas though

>>79031364
>>79031440
obviously they were significant objectives for the USA, but the actual numbers of troops stationed there were actually much less than those in manchuria or south asia

>>79031156
no

I know WHY the emperor sided with Hitler and the issues with the islands and all that, but I don't see how it really mattered in the greater scheme of said war

did what happened there have any effect on the killing fields of germany/france/italy/russia?

>>79031520
Could you post it?

>>79031517
Time of day/week makes a huge difference.

>>79031480
>Bananas ASMr
>Intro to Lolisophy
>Stop saying I'm the next L. Ron Hubbard

HOWLING

>>79031376
is that your experience of it?
i personally found it to give me a much more noticeable increase in attention span, generally with being able to zone into a task (or work in general) with much more ease
as for the stimulant properties i still 'felt' tired whilst on it, but through whatever process i didn't feel like letting myself rest and couldn't fall to sleep, which helped with physical work too

>>79031553
i'm sorry i don't even have the image!

(in a VERY cheeky mood tonight)

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>>79031480
>The JQ: part 14

>>79031480
>I fucking hate women

yeah we noticed

>>79031480
I find it hilarious that rogan has had molymeme on but Sam Harris won't because he realises he's a nutjob

>>79031573
you've lost the plot

>>79031466
Feel this far too often nowadays

>>79031549
>did what happened there have any effect on the killing fields of germany/france/italy/russia?

probably only in the determination of american presence in europe

>>79031590
>part 39

>It's a 'The Slovenian Druggie' episode

Bit bored by this subplot episode

>>79031573
the new balance are a nice touch

mad to think that in the early 2000s we had the likes of scholes, lampard, gerrard, beckham, rooney, terry, ferdinand, ashley cole etc.

now our first choice midfielder is henderson

yet we still get the same results tbf, england lost to northern ireland in the 2006 qualifiers lmao

>>79031590


>>79031600


>>79031559
You know these are all fake right?? Molyneux is a credible philosopher. Most likely this is made by a bitter idiot

>>79031509
the point isn't that what i'm doing is smarter, just that it's an interesting different use of time. and also what people talk about.

if anything normal people are more intelligent since they still get ahead and learn everything they need to learn.

>>79031634
Hello f.lux man

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>>79031416
>Fartmong of Fatsad

>>79031573
These are utter shit now

>>79031421
who is this qt

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WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA

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>>79031637
>Molyneux is a credible philosopher

SHRIEKING at this

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>on the 08:00-16:00 shift on Monday
>need to be up at 05:00 in the morning to get there in time
>need to be in bed (and asleep) tomorrow by 20:00

when will the madness end

>>79031573
kek

>>79031422
We've been bashing micks for centuries.

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>>79031480
>Bananas ASMR

>>79031647
you wont learn anything but laymen terms on wikipedia
utter trash for pseudo-intellectuals

>>79031687
good post

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>>79031458
Respect tbqh. Educated thai kids are absolute twats with their startups and quoting Steve jobs. Not speaking of the millions of expatriate 'Internet marketers' In France too, since the Macron election. Little entrepreneurs living in pic related (Hackerhouse) for 800€ a month (for the bed only). I don't like where the world is going.

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You arrive in Milton Keynes

Starting to have a change of heart on reddit

>>79031696
This was just a repost from a comment made on his website. Honestly the shills trying to smear Stefan are unbelievable. Are you cucks paid by the hour?

>>79031698
>needing to get up 3 hours before your shift starts

ffs lad

also why are you sleeping for 9 hours?

>>79031637
alri stef

looking into the post WW2 history of neo-nazism and anti-communism
the way loads of nazi figures ended up being rehabilitated and finding their way back into power is a real rabbit hole
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reinhard_Gehlen
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gehlen_Organization
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Heusinger
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_League_for_Freedom_and_Democracy#Controversies
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_League_(United_Kingdom)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Speidel
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIAG
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaus_Barbie

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>>79031762

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>>79031682
would quite like to know that also

>>79031396
no, that's a yankoid thing, we aren't arrogant and delusional enough to believe we can all be billionaires

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>>79031696
I don't get what this pic is trying to prove

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Feel pretty embarassed and ashamed that we never had an Empire in Europe, French and German empire in Europe was far more impressive than our empire

>>79031774
all me

so fucking tired lads
thank fuck i dont have a job so i can get up whenever i want tomorrow

:)

>>79031549
Is Ireland the silicon valley of the British isles lad? With all the tax advantages I'm guessing you ahve a lot of startups there?

ICE AGE COMING
ICE AGE COMING

just saw a pepe on ladbible

fucking disgusted

>>79031358
Pathethic all lefties care about is muh legacy

>>79031790
>what is the angevin empire

>>79031790
The entire purpose of the British Empire was to keep continental Europe divided against itself, not to possess an Empire in Europe. If you use that metric then it was extremely successful at dismantling and destabilising European empires.

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>tfw i just messaged 2 coke dealers

>>79031778
her name is ilona bugaeva. Just use reverse search next time you mong

>>79031804
it's a Sunday tomorrow

>>79031833
You mean redditbible

>>79031771
absolutely knackered with anything less than 9 hours

also my life is crap so being asleep isn't so bad

>>79031778
found her

https://www.instagram.com/sladkoslava/?hl=en

>>79031804
only runts work on sundays

sibbidy bip bop skabbaty skoo babba doo wop tip top

(my new song)

>>79031422
Not sad at all. Would rather yanks than literal sub 100 iq idiot micks

>>79031730
I leave Milton Keynes

>>79031840
>The entire purpose of the British Empire was to keep continental Europe divided against itself
That was not the entire purpose at all, you clueless fucking idiot

>>79031790
we conquered like 80% of france at one point lad

>>79031848
>>79031863
good lads
didn't care to put any effort in myself though

>>79031850
>>79031867

oh
shit
well i guess that shows im a neet
days are completely irrelevant for me

>>79031862
that's mental, I rarely sleep more than 7

fair play though

any recent pics of the fat kot

>>79031529
>one whole valium
housewife tier

>>79031904
*destabilises continental Europe again*

whoops

hate that its gotten cold again.
literally as soon as it struck september it seems to have gone chilly.

i will miss the days of just flinging on some shorts and heading out. not a fan having to put on jackets and trousers and the exact amount of layers lest i feel cold or sweaty.

prefer it being too hot, rather than too cold

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>>79031835
>lefties caring about legacy

TOILET BOG FART, 45th POOSIDENT OF THE UNITED SHARTS

lads if you go to Tesco really early on a Sunday does that mean you get all the freshest stock OR does it mean you end up getting yesterday's leftover stock which is very unfresh because it's too early and they haven't had a chance to swap it out for the fresh stuff yet

NEED an answer

>>79031927
does more than xanax you shitpipe

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hmmmm

curious article

>>79031842
*reports this post to the dea*

/brit/:

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>prefer it being too hot, rather than too cold

Hello paki

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find myself exclusively attracted to half-Japanese half-white women as of late

suspect this half-yellow fever might become an obstacle to my breeding prospects

>>79031940
Eat shit and die

>>79031931
im the opposite. but im sick so whatever

>>79031940
yesterdays left overs.

they don't do deliveries on sundays afaik

>>79031955
/shit/.

>80% of that post was removed
hwut the fuck

>>79031940
don't know

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The Banking Clan will sign your treaty.

>>79031940
sunday is dire mate even saturday is pushing it unless u there in the morning

>>79031907
What point?

>>79031819
yes

but with a lot less market-driven creativity and a lot more corruption

>>79031492
She's 1/36000000000000 Moari.

waitrose

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want to watch an interesting documentary, any suggestions lads?

>>79032041
The Imposter

>>79031627
>>79031627
>Slovenian
hes n.irish

EVERYTIME WE TOGETHER I BLACK OUT

>>79031838
A french thing, obviously

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>>79032041

>>79032014
before the wars of the roses, after agincourt and crecy during the time of Henry V who was a true warrior king

>>79032041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTCQ2IA_Zss

always want to learn philosophy and maths and languages and nice stuff like those in my free time

always end up feeling too tired to even look at them and just end up on here

i feel like i squandered the freetime of my youth

>>79032041
planet earth

>>79032041
nostalgia for the light or Samara (enjoy)

I'm so fucking s unk

considering going to bed

Listening to Sam Harris and Peterson talk. 3rd eye fully open

>>79032060
we are french

>become attracted to a new girl
>find out she's popular on social media
attraction: gone

>>79032113
is jordan perterson a rorke

very smart radical centrist trevor noah thinks shooting striking miners is good and funny

>>79031838
Was French.
>>79031904
Actually it was.
>>79032088
>>79031907
Nice source

>>79032129
Clean your goddamn room

>>79032041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W27PnUuXR_A&t=4s

qino

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WHERE'S MY FACKIN CWAFFEE, LUCASZ?????????????????????????????

>>79032143
goj

>>79031687
heh

>>79032129
he's a nutcase christian conservative, started crying at his speech about there being too many atheists
totally off his rocker

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just ordered a whole bunch of cocaine

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>>79031911
>>79031804
knew it

>>79032041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSK2gLDpOYY&list=PL0307872AB5BAC43C

>>79032088
England never had 80% of France. Not even half of it.

not even remotely tired

still feeling the effects of that 'press coffee I had earlier (and documented)

>>79032164
kek might look him up on youtube

>>79032137
>Actually it was
You utterly clueless pleb. Embarrassing to think I share /brit/ with retards like you

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>>79032143
ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR FATHER'S DEATH ANON?

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*nationalises your industry*

>>79032184
it was assuredly more than half

>>79031907
No we didn't

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I must find this woman and propose to her

>>79032178
willing to bet >60% of under 30s live with their parents and that 2/3 of them being employed is in line with youth unemployment more widely.

not lefty, just pessimistic about the future.

England lives and marches on!

>>79032189
I have a bachelors in History you fucking mong you're just some armchair historian

might start running my life via the pomodoro technqiue.

>>79032212
It wasn't even the entire west coast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKsSFAtL-W4

Rome demands victory from her generals...

>>79032232
have yet to see proof of this

>>79032164
Being an atheist is the height of arrogance desu

SO TIRED AAAAAAH

legit might fall asleep in my chair
tonight im gonna have such a comfy sleep

>>79032243
and I listen to dan carlin so I probably know more than you

>thinks 14th century bread tax in france is real history

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>>79032220
MATTY

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How's /GF2017/ coming along lads?

>>79031948
No it doesn't. a bar of xanax is equal to 40mg diazepam
http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/2172250-overview

>>79032205
*portrays myself as a workers hero while sending british troops to slaughter korean socialists and malayans wanting independence*

would end myself if it was easier

>>79032278
>falling asleep in a chair with a fucked up spine
>comfy sleep

spud_brain_wojak.png

is an hour a reasonable delivery time for a dealer?

>>79032265
it was assuredly more than half

>>79032287
had two at the same time, broke up with them both now, might do a third this month

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>>79032287
terrible
no girls like me or have any interest in talking to me

>>79032205
>When I look at this as a proposal [i.e. British entry into the Common Market], it is really an extraordinary change. We used to put the Commonwealth first. It is quite obvious now that the Commonwealth comes second. We are going to be closer friends with the Germans, the Italians and the French than we are with the Australians or the Canadians. People are talking about what will happen thirty years hence: but, you know, twenty years ago I should never have imagined that we would be putting, as close friends, the Germans in front of the Canadians, the Australians, the New Zealanders, the Indians or anyone else. That does make for an entire revolution. It is also an entire revolution in the historic position of this country. I am not putting it forward that necessarily old things are right: I should be showing my age too clearly if I did that. It may be they are right; but make no mistake: this is an enormous change.

>When we come to the political point, I confess I feel gravely disturbed. We are allying ourselves with six nations of Europe; it may be more, but six at present. Four of those we rescued only twenty years or so ago from domination by the other two. Now we go cap in hand to the people whom we thought we beat in war. I am all for having agreements with everybody. I am all for getting on in the world with countries very differently organised to ourselves, capitalist countries, even Communist countries; but I am rather doubtful about these present proposals...It does not seem to me to be a very good tie-up for us; and if we are to go in irrevocably and tie ourselves up with other States, I think it is an extremely doubtful proposition for Britain. I think the political dangers are very great. Once you are in there, it is quite different from being in an organisation like NATO, which is a defence organisation directed against specific perils. It is a general link-up with Europe.

prescient man

>>79032015
Was justly doing a read on the Irish maffia https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Mob
Do you have it in Ireland too or is it just the diaspora in the US?

>>79032309
Based Attlee knew chinks weren't human

>>79032287
0% progress

>>79032164
And that discredits him how? Fedora cunt

alizee desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfXBNQMj2SE

>>79032287
was doomed from the start

>>79032309
hmm yes if only we had let the commies win in korea

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>>79032287

Donald Trump is the president of the USA

Donald Trump

DONALD FUCKING TRUMP

>>79032224
Conjecture
>>79032309
Isn't that what socialists in the UK do

>>79032325
>had two at the same time, broke up with them both now, might do a third this month

good lad

>>79032327
>>79032340
>>79032349
will improve with lots of revision

https://youtu.be/PY3pGROGgA4

>>79032360
it had nothing to do with britain and korea would be at peace, not in a state of frozen war with half of it run as a US puppet state

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hmm

LOVE how watsapp groups are blowing up with people like yeh yeh let's meet we all drinking come down and then you message where you guys at and then crickets

>>79032285
S-sorry. Dan Carlin is pretty based
>>79032325
angevin empire was ruled by a french fuedal lord

>>79032379
and absolutely nothing whatsoever, literally nothing, has come of it

daily reminder that NOTHING the average citizen on the ground does is capable of affecting any meaningful change to the status quo whatsoever

Belgium is literally a pedophile ring masquerading as a nation

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>>79032360
if the commies had won in korea, korean communism would probably be not as bad as it is now.

reason being that the southern workers party would have provided a necessary bulwark against the northern one + the fact that the majority of the population would be actively against the regime.

they'd probably have just followed the route of china and vietnam and kim il sung probably would have lost his grip by the 60s.

t. reads copious amounts on north korea.

https://youtu.be/HxfFxhERMYY?t=8m42s

was it autism?

>>79032394
choon btw forgot to mention

who bachelor of arts here

dr peterson is far more intelligent than most of the youtubers that are looked up to on here, you lot should watch some of his lectures

>>79032401
Pax Britannica was the height of humanity, it's a good thing to re-instate it
>>79032440
You don't know history

the (You) to effort ratio of pretending to be antifa on /tv/ is like 1000:1

>>79032440
>>79032401
mentally ill tankie twats

>>79032287
Can easily fuck girls but can't seem settle (they drop like 2 points in looks right after I fuck them and their little quirks become irritating). Or they're the ones who don't want to become the GF. Like the last one whom I really liked. We spend the whole day shagging after our second date and then she said that I should stop smoking because she's allergic to the smell. It's starting to become problematic. On the plus side 17 years old GF reinitiated contact after I broke up with her. She'll turn 18 in January. She seems to really like me.

>>79032463
BACHELOR OF SCIENCE 2BH

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'kin 'ell

>>79032422
Fucking hate this
Also people all the time casually arrange drinks just a few hours in advance but when you take the initiative and try and organise something no one is ever free

/tinfoil hat.

business idea: pax rhodesia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrAoYcp21j8

>>79032479
>(they drop like 2 points in looks right after I fuck them and their little quirks become irritating)
ah yes
had to dump many girls because of this

>>79032489
>>79032220
Fuck off

>>79032346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqTcHtSSfUE
need an alizee gf

>>79032476
I do. you must remember that the DPRK at that stage politically consisted of 4 factions which were sharing power.

The consolidation of the faction of Kim Il Sung resulted from the outcome of the Korean war.

*slips and falls into a volcano and dies*

haha woops

how do i make friends lads?

26 and not got any, there's people i speak to every few days or so at work but that's it

>>79032243
You're that clueless paki on here who tries to fit in by making grossly inaccurate claims about British/English history

>>79032485
alri NERD lol

>>79032422
you legitimately must be disinteresting to speak to. I have multiple people begging to hang out with me. Spics, niggers, faggots, whiteys, all sorts

I require
a girlfriend

>>79032494
it's hard not to get paranoid (am paranoid about it at this point tho)

>>79032479
Mate you're like a 6/10 I wouldn't be picky if I were you

weird how rightists think antifa is some coherent rigid organisation rather than just a name very decentralised and anarchic groups use

>>79032541
most people over the age of 25 have very little friends besides there gf/bf

>>79030937
>>79030937
>>79030937

new

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arse > tits

>>79032478
Not defending communism at all, just interjecting on a historical point.

It would have been a worse outcome for the majority of the Korean people and a better outcome for the ones currently living in the DPRK.

Overall i think its fan bloody tastic that south korea exists and hope they can absorb north korea post-haste.

>>79032541
You have 64 friends in here right now
What more could you want

>>79032574
Who is this?

NEW

>>79032588
ava, clearly

>>79032389
seems like basically an impossibility for me at this point

>>79032588
the so-called gf

>>79032287
totally and utterly fucked.

the situation is so fucked and i don't even know where to begin.

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>>79032518
neck thyself, runtlet

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>>79032325
Really wasn't mate. And the whole thing was french guys fighting with some english soldiers caught in between desu.

>>79032523
'nce

>>79032541
we'll be your friends

would attach the apu apustaja trying to do a hug to this post, but I can't find it right now

>>79032541
if anyone here is ever in the NYC area I'll buy you a drink

what's good dealer etiquette? my dealer said less than an hour and it's been 1 hr. should i text another?

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>>79032716
identify this vista

>>79033840
>>79033840
>>79033840

move

>>79033840
>>79033840
>>79033840