/brit/ - collar stay poppin edition

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anime

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Just bought a couple hundo worth of BTC

do the /brit/ lads count as friends?

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>his parents divorced when he was a kid

>>79029067
his collar isn't even popped

HELP ME FIND A WAY TO PASS THE TIME PASS THE TIME EVERYBODY TELLING ME LIFE'S SHORT BUT I WANNA DIE HELP ME FIND A WAY TO MAKE YOU MINE

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me and the lads

boom

clap

the sound in my heart

the beat goes on and on and on

>>79029155
stonking post

I fucking hate John Bishop. Gormless, unfunny Scouse cunt

>>79029133
can you go ahead and delete this,

thanks.

the 'za arrived, listening to stay together by suede

comfy

>>79029133
yum yum :)

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just realised i've only ever listened to the remastered version of in the court of the crimson king

what's it like to be ugly?

t. wouldn't know

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>>79029146
FAREWELL AND ADIEU TO YOU SPANISH LADIES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_2g_kNTBek

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>>79029067
NEED a ginger gf

>>79029184
wheres the original?

>>79029120
>parents got divorced when I was 20 and living at home still

right emotional that was x

>>79029184
the best one as long as you got the one approved by the band members

got called young gravity in high school because I pulled so hard

>>79029210
it's the steven wilson one

>>79029208
hahahahahahaha

>>79029211
stealing this line, except removing the high school bit

>>79029067
>edition in the title

and you runts just let it fly. back in my day you would have been lambasted. guess that's too politically incorrect in the leftypol era

>>79029133
How do I get one like that?

13 Degree freemason here.
Here's some esoteric knowledge for you lot:
The Knights Templar was not christian, christianity was their face but in secret they were Johanist.
They thought that John the Baptist was the actual messiah.
The initiated followed Johanism. The Pope took their money and shit off them on October the 13th of a year I forget for heresy and that's why Friday the 13th is a thing.

>>79029169
not sure how any of the current fodder of BBC comedians got popular.

then again you have loads of muppets who watch ant and dec and think michael mcintyre is funny, so i guess its me who is the odd one out.

>>79029255
drink lots of milk

last weekend there was a group of dudes singing shantys on some stage near the docks
was quite nice, think some sort of seafaring festival must have been on

qouldn't mind singing a bit of drunken sailor myself

>>79029253
Got fucking destroyed for accidentally posting without the edition the other week. My self esteem still hasn't recovered.

>>79029193
long we've tossed on the rolling main
now were safe ashore jack
don't forget your old shipmate
Fal dee ral dee ral dee rye eye doe

despise myself

Got the female friend to send me nudes again even though I don't really find her attractive

look what you made me do

look what you just made me do

>>79029269
there is a weird sect in iraq, the mandaeists who believe john the baptist is the messiah and some other weird shit about water

>>79029269
Already knew this

>>79029307
love it when they do this, women truly are pathetic subhumans

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpUtUQ5YC-Q
holy lmfao wtf am i watching 3rd rock from the sun

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>>79029310

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>5" willy

>>79029253
no janny means no rules, OP quality has dropped off dramatically as a result

>>79029251
just give me credit please x

>>79029307
why tho

>>79029306
why

>>79029307
Fuck off normoid

>>79029380
I think I just enjoy the power. Feeds my ego because I show her my cock too

>>79029313
Yes the thing about the water Templars beliefed too. It's the thought that humans are descended from a cross-race of an amphibean humanoid and early humans.

For anyone wanting to uncover "the truth" I suggest you being studying Merovingian dynasty

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lads,
yank starting at St. Andrews next week as an undergrad. any tips?
(yes i'm posting this in every /brit/ pls no bully)
(yes i'm rich but pls no bully about that either)

>>79029270
Because the repetitive observational comedy they peddle is safe, inoffensive and risk-free. They don't need to put any thought or imagination into it cos plebs will watch it regardless

>>79029405
do you not worry that shes hanging with her girl friends and having a giggle about your mushroom?

>>79029413
Didn't the Templars have the head of John the Baptist?

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*wonders into the thread*

>>79029328
you're almost certainly a virgin

THE NEWS:

1st January 1900.

As the new century was rung last night the extent of Britain's imperial powers have never been greater. "The Empire", stated one newspaper report "stretching round the globe, has one heart, one head, one language, one policy".
There is of course the matter of the Boer War which started a few months ago, but no-one is in any doubt that the fight with this "stubborn breed of Dutch peasants revolting against the just sovereignty of the Queen" will soon end in victory. The relief of Ladysmith, for instance, one knowledgeable war correspondent has declared, is only days away.
Certainly looking back to the beginning of the previous century the picture was far gloomier - America recently lost, war with Dutch, Spain and France in progress, mutinies at the Nore and Spithead and Napoleon's rise just beginning. Yet such a start was, as we all know, followed by a century of unparalleled success and expansion. So it seems not unreasonable to speculate that the next hundred years might well be even more glorious.

>>79029413
Please do not post about the Fisher King and the blazing star in an /int/ general meant for shitposting, thank you.

>>79029459
see
>>79029133

how come sometimes when i sing, after a few minutes belting it feels like my throat closes up and i can't get sound out?

fancy a bike ride into town to watch the drunk people

also cannot be arsed though
hmmm

>>79029433
post this again and i WILL seek you out and wreak vengeance

>>79029433
>yank starting at St. Andrews next week as an undergrad. any tips?

remember to make sure you have a pint glass, you don't want to turn up to freshers and be the only one who doesn't have his own pint glass

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reading The Camp of the Saints lads

*finesses your cat with some catnip*

>>79029433
fuck off no one cares

>>79029386
none of your business

>>79029101
Yes

>>79029067
"England is my city."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYVO5bUFww0

>>79029506
Is it as prophetic as it is made out to be?

>>79029476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzqbJ2W4T8Q

>stubborn breed of Dutch peasants revolting against the just sovereignty of the Queen

JA KORPORAAL!

>>79029483
>>79029483
>>79029483
>>79029483
>>79029483
come on

just joined the milton keynes light infantry battalion

>>79029433
moneybags, go pull all the dumb horse-bitch girls.

In all honesty Edinburgh is a very modern place with a lot of foreigners not really anything you have to worry about

v. interested in freemasonry and the occult 2bh, not the conspiracy theory shit on youtube but the old age beliefs and shit. anyone got any good books on it?

is the divine spark real?

>>79029298
>just like to feel smarter than him

Nah I just find it odd that he oversimplifies everything and is massively optimistic all the time. And find it weird that he doesn't engage any of my counterpoints or questions, just brushes them off unperturbed.

He does the same thing at work, all his projects wind up underestimated time-wise. Every last one.
>It's easy, all you have to do is ___ the ___
is a popular catchphrase in the office in mockery of him underestimating the difficulty of tasks.
His team has one of the higher turnover rates in the company. Only reason I'm still there at all is because I'm not managed by him.

>>79029532

Yes

doesn't surprised Bannon name dropped it along with Evola

>>79029483
you're singing wrong

if I go to africa, will carrying a sachet of catnip make me more or less likely to be eaten alive?

just want to feel the breath of a girl on my face and smell it and also her feet

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>>79029487
>>79029552
>>79029519
>tfw you specifically request no bully but you get bully

>>79029290
as well you should, chap. lesson learned suffice to say?
>>79029361
/brit/ used to police itself

what happens if I take off my mask

>>79029552
St Andrews ain't Edinburgh tho

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For me? It's the nectar of the Gods

tbf England practically IS a city

remember those Strongbow ads from ~15 years ago where they quoted some law Henry VIII passed about every town/village having to have an orchard to grow apples/pears to ensure a steady of cider cause urbanisation was getting out of hand

and now theres like 50 million people in England with ridiculous conurbations of cities up and down

>>79029631
is startpage stuck?

Mo Farah seems like a nice lad, but I bet he's a shameful doper.

somebody posted a video of some yanks that had weird bastardized yank/westcountry england accents the other day. they were really proud of them. i thought they were horrible. still. interesting.

>>79029464

*pretends to check phone and goes to talk to people at the other side of the room*

getting pumped lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA

literally watching my montage training video in the
third person

>>79029554
just join at your local lodge and have a look round

no respect for runts that use googly chrome or firefox or use google to search for things

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>>79029585
DOWN IN AAAAAAAAAAAAAFRICAAAAA

>>79029633
could've sworn it was closer. My great-grandfather lived in Alva when I was a kid

>>79029658
rasheed

>>79029670
*follows you at an uncomfortably close distance*
alright mate? how you been?
*slaps you on the back really hard*
*stabs you in the thigh with a cocktail stick*

>>79029658
>doper
we call them 'black british' sweetie :)

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Recall the dream of Luxor
How fluids will arrive
As if by call or schedule
Resume through the morning tide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyVmoCWIOrg
""""""""""""""""white' area

>>79029713
Do all white people hate him?

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Respond to this post or pic related will happen to you

*does a little dance*

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>>79029585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbM_0hRTSiA&t=34s

What a time it was...

been edging for the last fucking hour lads

>>79029663
Tangier and Smith Islands, Virginia and some barrier islands in North Carolina

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>>79029748

Poor quality photoshop

Make less egregious use of the blur tool next time.

>>79029748
The Photoshop disease?

Business idea: listen to music from 1999-2005, when life was actually good, in the hopes of cheering myself up

Had five minutes to walk half a mile and up three flights of stairs in 5 minutes or I'd be late to class. Made it just as class started.

>>79029599
/brit/ is currently policing itself, and it turns out not enough people care about editions or bump limits. there is no janitor to enforce them, so they are not enforced.

have not even seen scarface but what a soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owWRPfieJxo

>>79029554
i can upload an ophiel book about astral projection if you like

love louis therough

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2D SLAGS LADS

>>79029818
its a shit movie, that every deano and rasheed loves immensely.

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Anyone saw Taboo? It's essential /brit/ kino. 18th century British Empire tv show. Big guy Tom Hardy vs. The British East India Company.

Highly, HIGHLY recommend it.
Goat-tier aesthetics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1fiijqrKuc

Is it gay to finger your arse when you wank? y/n

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>>79029806
we wild west now

Business idea: listen to music from 1965-1979, when life was actually good, in the hopes of cheering myself up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaKvA_OJjQI

>>79029800
is that supposed to impress me?

its not fair

I bought a PS3 from CEX yesterday but I regret it already. Can I just take it back and get a full refund? I have no real reason, it's just that the scratches really get on my autism.

>>79029856

babestation

become more enamoured with other people every passing day

went to China last year, didn't like it but that month and the events surrounding it were probably the best of my life haha. sometimes when I open my window i get a hit of cold air and I can occasionally smell Chinese food too, takes me right back

ah yes

>>79029748
someone will badly photoshop barnacles on to my feet?

>>79029856
Not if you get another man to do it for you

>>79029855
>Big guy Tom Hardy
>wears a loan cloth

how do you know?

:P

>>79029757
I was told a story about Rhodesia.
The troops went around picking up the deceased Africans guns and it turns out they had all of the sights dialled up to the max.
The stupid cunts thought it increased the power of the weapoons

>>79029855
has this started yet

http://www.chad.co.uk/news/gypsy-planners-behind-rainworth-travellers-site-counter-complaints-1-8354401
only get my news from here nowhere else

>>79029878
i took my PS3 into CEX a few days ago

I once rubbed my balls on it like most things I had in my bedroom

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hmmmmm

>>79029938
there is some verisimilitude to this

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Which is the most cancerous city and why is it Liverpool?
>Shitty sailor genetics
>Scum accent that's popular because it's 'hard'
>Too proud of what is essentially an average city with very little by means of USP bar Liverpool one and the Beatles
>Fake friendliness
>Insipid group think
>Rowdy
>Think everyone else cares about being Liverpudlian
>Loud slags

boob-ya

can't tell if i enjoy the sadness that comes with having no friends.
there's something perhaps liberating about it, or attractive to the character of (appearing) smart by reading all day.

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>>79029942
Yeah mate first season is over.
It's unironically 10/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2Q6BwJYk8w

he btfos the yanks in it

>>79029919
>loan cloth

piracy is really pushing Hollywood to the brink

>>79029874
and it's really not ok

>>79029852
best ost of any anime

>>79029773
any other places in yank land have foreign accents? other than ebonics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY63wF4K2fk

>>79029966
GOOD LORD

>>79029966
gets taller at the cost of never being able to do serious physical acticity again because your fake limbs will just snap like twigs

no thanks

Sage-RosemaryThyme

>>79029982
It was told by my Grandad who was an NCO in Rhodesia

doom multiplayer worth a crack?

>>79030002
doesn't beat sharpe fuck off with this horseshit

>>79029938
saw a reddit post that called this story 'racist drivel' or whatever but honestly I believe it

alice goodwin

>>79029986
>lIVERPOO

>>79029986
you don't know anything about liverpool brainlet
knock that chip off your shoulder, did a big strong scouser give you a fright?

alri lads

>>79030045
I'll play u

>>79030042
Liar

the idea that some people believe in deities one may propitiate or fail to, is amusing

>>79029269
what if there were two moshiach? a king and a priest? haha can you imagine

In any case I would argue that it's impossible for a well educated Freemason to argue that Jesus was anything less than a resurrected master builder although I do know what you're talking about

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is this the slags thread?

>>79030047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bs07OvqXp4

SHARPE
H
A
R
P
E

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just replaced the cabin filter in my dad's car lads...

>>79030045
yeah i like it

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>>79029855
best tv show I have ever saw, pure /brit/ kino. really good choice of actors too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euvlbMTVIhQ
>>79030047
not him but it does, you havent even saw it

>>79030055
is it all pvp then?

i used to be good at pvp fps when i played console. since i switched to pc and still use controller i just get absolutely decimated online

got my w*lly out

>>79030067
that grey slag centre right is truly a menace to behold

would not like to run into on a dark night

>>79030067
Feel sick now.

>>79030057
baited. g-dad really was in rhodesia tho

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>verisimilitude
>propitiate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k851D8_vtc

Does /brit/ like hip hop?

>>79030132
Liar

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>>79030052

Can't stand vegans honestly, painfully annoying people

strangely the only women i ever find myself getting along with are short lesbians.

I come to /brit/ for discussions on obscure Christian gnostic sects and it's really letting me down today

>>79030181
dont even support them my butthurt friend

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How do I get a girl off the street to smash my pathetic balls up into my stomach? What do I need to say to her so she doesn't call the police or tells me to fuck off but instead happily kicks me in my balls and laughs at the size of my clitty?

prostitutes, yay or nay?

>>79030052
>Big strong scouser
>Chip on shoulder
Next you'll call me a wool ahahaha

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqMXUJSN4Hw

>you will never have a friendship like Aubrey and Maturin

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>>79029855
Just watched the first episode last night, 10/10

>>79030189
niche demographic of friends

i actually find slim build men with minimal facial hair to usually be quite agreeable

>>79030217
Nay

>>79030007
>any other places in yank land have foreign accents? other than ebonics

this is one of the most poorly phrased questions I've ever heard. How is it a "foreign" accent? You know we were settled mostly by Brits in general and English in particular early on, right? We didn't pop out of the ground like fungi

If your question is if there are more accents that derive significantly from standard American accents (general Southern (including better known variants and even lesser known variants), Northeastern, West Coast/Midwest, Appalachian, non-rhotic New Englander/NY accents then I would say. Assuming you know what all of those sound like, which I doubt, that there is some accents in coastal Maine and the backwoods that sound pretty distinct

I'm not even trying to be a dick, you just sound like linguistics in general are so baffling to you that any explanation or discussion will go over your head

>>79030217
nay
the virgin sex

>>79030227
don't care, clearly you're the one with the problem here x

>>79030217
depends if they do incalls like

>>79030179
If you say so, you sound jealous
>>79029986
Scousers are really nice people, fuck off

>>79030158
only fash hop here lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kofmRU8Y1cc

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gf sent this

>>79030267
You don't know what jealousy is, you dumb lying cunt

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>yanks
ack! FOY

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>USP

Hello college runt

>>79030200
Here lad, good website to learn about Gnosticism use the search function etc...

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/merovingians/merovingios_01.htm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBLOvSb56Vc
bit of a cello connoisseur myself

>>79030298
I find her a bit rank desu

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>>79029855
kino

>>79030247
there is literally no need to be autistic you stupid yank. i asked a pretty simple question 8 beers deep and you gave me a wall of text about the origin of yank linguistics

piss off

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which one of these slags would you pound?

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greatest human being to have ever lived

simple as

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRRGYEFZF4A

>>79030299
3 Company Royal Engineers under the command of Captain Haynes R.E.
:)

/brit/ discord WHERE/WHEN???

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>>79030317
*Nimrod swells in the distance*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFZ75vKe3YY

>>79030300
why do people do this

don't like people who post porn on blue boards

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Think I pulled something

>>79030353
>any other places in yank land have foreign accents? other than ebonics

this isn't even autism, that's a really retarded way to phrase any question. Imagine if I were asking about the UK and implied that the Scots or Yorkshire were foreign accents because they don't sound like RP or a Dickens character or something?

Imagine how I'd be treated?

more powerful moment in gaming?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGHA9oO1Ybg

say what you like about ME3 but it was KINO as fuck for 95% of the game

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>>79030365
*invades your Egypt*

umm nice try sweaty x

>>79030392
here https://discord.me/page/leftypol_int

England is my city

>>79030411
>says the yank who always spams the general with it

>>79030442
Haha cheers lad xx

>>79030392
already exists, you aren't invited

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>ME3
>kino

ALRIGHT /BRIT/ GET READYYYY

*you're all cheering*

*because this ones a CLASSIC*

*changes the record to Hey Baby by DJ Otzi*

HEEEEEEY, HEYYYYY BABY

*you all shout 'OOH, AH back*

*everyone is dancing, cheering, jumping up and down and having fun, a few of you even take your shoes off and slide up and down the hall*

hahaha you've been a GREAT CROWD, lovely stuff, have a good night everyone, buffet table is at the back

>>79030392
>You honestly think it's a good idea to shove a bunch of introvert, depressive brits in a voice chat serve and make them talk to each other?
Aww bless haha x

shame the Ra are so secretive. read recently they're in the top 10 wealthiest criminal orginisations in the world

don't really follow news of any sort ftmp but anytime I glance at the tabloids while getting a carton of milk or wtv there always seems to be some sensational headline about their outlandish criminal exploits

reckon they could make great movie franchise material if they'd just give the media a minor glimpse into how they do their shit

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The hog

>>79030267
Oh yeah dont get me wrong lad, derr lovely. If you go town you could get on proper well with anyone you meet like. Thats how soundd everyone is

regretting going back to school tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyKgCOpbWyY
Why does this make me cry?

>>79030359
They both probably have cocks that are bigger than mine.

>>79030509
stay in school kid

>>79030504
Would literally devour this fat beast. UMA

>>79030504
cute :3

>>79030484
Social experiment if I'm to be entirely honest with you.

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post tim

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>>79030532
who is the girl?

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>>79030532

>>79030429
if you were asking about england and you implied scots was a foreign accent. you would be right. people immigrated to america from all over, for all i knew there could be some village with german accents somewhere too. that was my question. then you went into full autism mode about linguistics.

again. piss off. dont even know why i typed all this, dont even care about the answer at this point. take medication

>>79030407
No choice.

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>>79030311
I'm a simple neophyte

I see reference to the argentum astrum and I read the page in its entirety

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waaaaaleeees

>>79030479
>leaving earth
>fall of asari homeworld
>fall of turian homeworld
>thresher maw taking out the reaper
>legion
>stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls
>depressing as fuck tone throughout that only gets worse
>space battle over earf with the united fleet

it was K I N O

>>79030600
baffling post

aaaaaaga

doo doo doo

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A no yar hertin

Amsterdam any good for getting shagged? No I shan't be paying for it

>>79030557
thats are su

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>kino

>>79030462
that isn't me
i'm a pretty boring poster 2bh

>>79030183
Not all vegans bang on about it tho. Those who do give vegans a bad rap honestly. It's a good cause really but a lot of people just don't want to be associated with the types of people who vocalise it, which is a bit of a shame.

>>79030636
No. Literally nobody has ever had sex in that city. It is unofficially known as the virgin stadt.

just done a poo

I DON'T REMEMBER
I DON'T RECALL
I GOT NO MEMORY OF ANYTHING AT ALL

speaking of kino cheers to the lad who said watch the pacific. some of the best war cinematics i think ever

getting that feeling where i want to just lie down, close my eyes and die again

>>79030663
Pics

'come on Eileen' is such a cunt song

absolutely hate it

>>79030619
I love me a good Welsh pepe to add to my collection, Diolch yn fawr xx

>>79030678
your welcome m8

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rosie

>>79030678
link to torrent lad x

>>79030567
I need help for clarifying the dumb and rude question of a drunk? It's almost eleven o'clock of a Saturday and you're into your eighth beer alone posting on an anime imageboard. Don't think I'm the one who needs help

before i felt a bit sad for staying in

but now i feel happy and content with my existence

funny thing that

>>79030581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_R3Fykzm2o

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>June the twenty third, two thousand and sixteen anno domini

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caP7VY5trw8

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>>79030706
i have many cymraeg pepes

>>79030600
>tim can't draw 3d perspectives properly

see, he's not mentally ill, he's just dumb

>>79030678
>>79030713

band of brothers is even better

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>>79030709
HNNNN ROSIEEEEE

>>79030709
imagine being her dad

>>79030701
fucking hell this was literally almost a year ago now. feels like it was like 2-3 months ago

been on 4chan way too long, dont think i'll ever be able to leave

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>pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting
>open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work
>open the door
>yell hello to my wife of 2-years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a Team Leader in a call centre
>sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)
>put up my feet on the IKEA table
>whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty
>perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha

>shooting your good friend Mordin Solus PhD in the back three times with tears in your eyes for the greater good, sacrificing a piece of your soul in the process is not kino

c'mon

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>>79030730
Already got that one hun

>>79030715
You need help

>>79030708
Fuck off it was me who told him.
>>79030678
Snafu best character. He did nothing wrong. Literally the GOAT intro too.
>>79030713
just google kickasstorrents proxy ffs
>>79030744
Pleb, also he's watched some of it already and found it not as good as people say.

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>>79030768
>>79030768

band of brothers is indisputably better than the pacific

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>>79030753
>pull on my Clarks Beeswax desert boots, black rip-knee slim jeans, my white oxford shirt and cap it off with my green bomber jacket (size medium) from ASOS
>make sure X-Factor semis are set to record on the Sky+HD box before heading out
>lock the door of my 2-bed Barratt New Build behind me
>hop in the VW Golf 2015 TDI 2.0 purchased on a finance agreement
>the missus gets in the passenger seat
>set off on our second trip to IKEA in 2 weeks
>have a wander round the aisles
>debate with the missus whether or not the MALM set of drawers we have in the lounge is too obviously from IKEA and if we should be shopping at somewhere like Oak Furniture Land these days instead now we can afford it after her promotion to Assistant Staff Call Co-ordinator at the call centre
>buy a new desk lamp and potted cactus near the end to have something to make the trip worth while
>grab a bag of mini Daims as well for when we're watching X-factor later
>drop the missus off home
>boost into town, pushing 40 in the freshly paved streets of my exclusive barrat estate because I know there's no cameras
>head over to Smithy's barbershop
>get my usual mates-rates weekly skin-tight-to-number-2 fade undercut from Smithster himself
>meet up with Calum and Deano in spoons and sink a few jars over the footie
>head to the toilet and take a snap of my new haircut with my dick out and send it to the 19-year-old I've been texting for the last 3 days
>head home in the car
>stop in at Raj Mahal's Curry House en route
>pick up a Jalfrezzi and a Korma with rice, poppadoms, tub of extra sauce, veggie pakora and a special nan
>get home, sit down with the missus to watch the X-Factor with the feet up
>wait for the missus to go to bed
>crank one out to some extremely overproduced Brazzers porn downloaded on my outdated BitTorrent client, addled with malware
>check my phone; 19-year-old has text me back a picture of her chebs
>forward it to Davo
>head upstairs
>slip in beside the missus in our IKEA bed

>>79030744
it's not. i thought the pacific was better. ive seen both. just imo though. i know bob was nice because europe. but gunning japs in the jungle is also top tier

stonah sloth

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>>79030747
>>79030709
Inbred looking cunt

>>79030709
she has a fighter's jawline

Love Peter Gabriel
Hate Phil Collins

flat earth is real

>>79030709
tranny face

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>>79030750
>imagine being her dad
Imagine having to talk to her.

>>79030811
Pacific theatre was so much deadlier to. Major props to the yanks, fuck jungle rot

what's a good pair of headphones

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Now spinning

>>79030892
HyperX Cloud II

>>79030715
>yank time is all time

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>>79030858
>>79030858
no she doesnt

>>79030391
Please stop lying

>>79030864
Only because the Japs were subhumans and treated their prisoners like shit

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>drunk
>about to go out for a walk listening to some explosions in the sky

Who here /comfy/???

>>79030809
Deano does not torrent anything, PornHub man through and through

>>79030864
eastern front is more deadly

western front is lads on tour having a bit of a scrap it was all banter tier

>>79030892
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/162633039294?chn=ps&dispItem=1&adgroupid=52097426788&rlsatarget=pla-382293673167&abcId=1058846&adtype=pla&merchantid=113799507&poi=&googleloc=9045201&device=c&campaignid=863276125&crdt=0

Genuinely do not understand the Timothy Bryne meme, how can I sit here for so long and not comprehend such a common inside joke?

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>>79030907
>gaming headset

>>79030942
>>79030942
>>79030942
>>79030942

>>79030912
t. rosie
(birth name Ryan.)

>>79030715
are you audibly reeeing?

honestly piss off you autistic mongoloid lmao

>>79030937
>>79030937
>>79030937

new thread boyos

>>79029067
ya done goofing kid

>>79030770
look I don't hold grudges but I'm perfectly in the right here. explain to me how I'm in the wrong

he implied High Tider is foreign to the US. Can you imagine if I said a Brummie or Yorkshire accent was foreign to England because it doesn't sound like RP?

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>>79030932
I don't understand lisicki or deano so it's fine

>>79030963
>>79030963
>>79030963

>>79030932
it's just the autistic reddit flaggers

three of em, three!

>>79030967
It's just not a big deal

>>79030912
sph is one of my favourite fetishes, its just perfect, them flipping me off, telling me I'm inadequate in the simplest way possible, insulting something I've had since birth and never been able to change, something I know myself is far below average
perfect

>>79030067
Is the one on the left Adele?