are cassie edition
have a nostalgic listen x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6IU_L8U-bc
>>79030892
>>79030892
>>79030907
>>79030938
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B015ZXZ7O0
other was linked first but i prefer this'n
>>79030991
is this joke?
>>79031036
yes
https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php?title=Headphones
got a great idea for a gimmick but it requires someone talking about a very specific topic.
>>79032544
And you're that mong that always falls for my bait :))))
>>79031597
what topic
>>79032574
open to the idea of seeing more of this "Ava" and her large rump
>>79030991
>>79031119
I need something I can wear on the bus to uni, not a gamer headset
>>79032611
alcohol-consumption habits.
dunna poo
>>79032626
>I need something I can wear on the bus to uni
so almost literally anything
>>79032556
ah yes the Virgin mistake of evaluating male attractiveness the same way you would a woman. I'm a solid 8.5 in male terms.
need to shave my arsehole
>>79032626
>I need something I can wear on the bus to uni
The skin of your enemies
>>79032626
Pic related mate, don't leave the house without them
>>79032670
let me pluck the hairs with my teeth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OZm4OSf748
>>79032670
wax or nair lad, never shave
slags
l
a
g
s
fuck lads can we NOT talk about girls? going through a shit week atm
Criticising capitalism is fair enough. If pee smells bad, you can say it smells bad.
Offering socialism as an alternative is daft though. Just because pee smells bad that doesn't make poo smell better.
>waxing your arsehole
>I'm a solid 8.5 in male terms.
Anyone up for some ironic gay roleplaying?
>burgundy
knew a guy who'd always pronounce this as "bug-undy"
wanted to heem him at times
that time again lads
girls
love em
wish theyd loved me too
>>79032715
Flabberghasted at how a literal runt manages to get a rise out of you sub-runts on a daily basis.
>>79032665
nahh your face and height considered you're a 6 on a good day
>>79032711
yeah better to just rot in the status quo , like a corpse no one wants to bury
my favorite color? a nice shade of bugundy
>>79032708
red is my favourite
>in 2008 Limerick was the murder capital of Europe. However this is not the case anymore.[20]
>Today organized crime is the main focus by police in Limerick. The amount of arrests have significantly increased,[18] and the number of crimes have significantly decreased.[22] Gang warfare still occurs, but not as prevalent. Turf wars over council housing/working class estates, are particularly common in Southill (McCarthy-Dundon turf) and Moyross (Keane-Collopy turf).[20] Also executions/intimidation of civilians that get in the way of the crime organisations, have decreased. However the example of Ryan Collins, is still not forgotten.[18]
>Many Limerick crime families, higher-ups are said to operate on a global scale.[18] On the other hand, of the few gang gang-killings related to the Limerick Feud are done by those who are in their teenage years.[18] These teenagers also partake in drug-related crimes (such as drug-dealing for McCarthy-Dundon and Keane-Collopy crime families).
Fascinating stuff. I don't think there is a good movie about the modern Irish mob.
>>79032726
Literally how it's pronounced.
foy
>>79032626
Here lad
would you
that feel when you do a cum and immediately wonder why women are worth caring about
if the Algerian is an 8.5 i'm a 10
you now remember the drip doctors
>>79032708
important survey lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/13847393
>>79032708
solid post, make more posts like this post.
>>79032784
horse faces
it's settled, I'm getting these headphones
>>79032747
Shit status quo>Cancerous revolution
Hobbes had it right tbqh
>>79032787
one of the right could be beautiful if she wasn't in such a slaggy state
>>79032787
this is great
anime
>>79032760
>>79032771
'once
>>79032771
>make a profile on Tinder, something that is specifically for hookups
>say "no hookups"
what did she mean by this
>>79032762
>Literally how it's pronounced.
>foy
no it isn't
it's pronounce ber-gun-dee
he was pronouncing it bug-undy
it's wrong
>>79032797
>>79032846
>>79032839
>>79032809
she's 19
Can anyone post the pic of the guy with the top hat, pipe, gloves, rings and steampunk glasses?
need a good chortle
79032850
terrible bait
>>79032739
Yeah I agree a 6 seems fair, although I would objectively rate myself a 7 (have a sexy body). And that's your Virgin bias. Looks are secondary. Can't explain it theoretically (I can but that would be too autistic) but with all the other factors that make up male attractiveness I am an 8.5 and that's the kind of women I get.
>>79032871
'ee
>>79032871
save it for the judge, 'ce
>>79032871
.... And?
>>79032862
ah yes, the great british night out
so it's settled im ordering these headphones
Any movies with the humour style of /brit/
>>79032886
You're ugly as fuck, sorry
>>79032761
you should read about veronica guerin if you want to see how mad they can be
>>79032871
'nce
>>79032908
Four lions
>>79032886
you ego is another -1 so that's a solid 5/10
>>79032908
kevin and perry go large
>>79032886
>(have a sexy body)
you aren't even in shape lad
>>79032908
Kevin & Perry Go Large
bet he shagged all of them
>>79032761
limerick was a bit mental a few years back but its just an ordinary town now
cops took extra-judicial measures to throw all the offenders in jail
>>79032908
schindler's list
>>79032932
based pardiola
>>79032902
how can i arrange for these lovely ladies to come over and mash my bollocks into paste with those heels
every normie i know owns an iphone but NONE of them have an iphone 7
weird
>>79032930
>>79032925
Holy shit
Really pretty blonde girl always waves to me and shouts hi when I'm out running. She's always running too.
I wave and smile back, but I don't want to be one of those people that goes to prison for harassing female joggers so I don't take it any further.
Might kill myself actually
BIG the cure fan
>>79032908
zootopia
chose wisely lads
>I'm an 8.5 and that's the kind of woman I get
>had to go to a third world country for sex
creasing, having a woman double take at these people for the first time really does something to their egos
Shan't be entertaining this discussion about my attractiveness with males (and pseudo-virgin ones at that). I have nothing to prove sorry.
>>79032970
its full of the same sweaty-virgin-angst as this thread.
>>79032979
literally any one of these
>>79032973
good taste
>>79032979
kiss blower
>>79032930
>>79032925
>>79032922
'eddit
>>79032908
Johnny English
>>79032979
Literally none of these
>no qt boys
>>79032979
The one that isn't Irish
>>79032886
Yes, to women, wealth, success, status and breeding can mean more than looks. However, you only have those things in Thailand, where Thai peasants and whores see you as a higher caste while in the west you'd be near the bottom.
An 8.5 in Thailand but a sub 5 in England.
Is the last of the Mohicans worth watching?
>>79032979
I'm good you know
>>79033011
>>79032979
blonde next to kiss blower PHWOARRRRRR
>>79033014
bit gay
>>79033017
billy prefers the company of men it seems
a man has to be VERY good looking to be an 8 if he's under 6'0
just a fact
got a german combat knife from WW2
everything about it makes it feel like much more of a weapon than any other knife I've ever held, the weight, the grip, the balance, the sturdiness of the blade. You can tell this tool was made to take human lives
>>79032979
Middle, or the one behind her
>>79033022
Kino soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygNuRpwZqRU
>>79032979
2,3,4
Rest are trogs
still annoyed i can't find an autism badge that forms a happy medium between "PLEASE BE PATIENT, I HAVE AUTISM [and am 12 years old/have the IQ of a 12 year old]" and "Puzzle enthusiast"
You'd think they'd make something for the fashion conscious 20-something aspergio department.
>>79033009
good lad
>got a german combat knife from WW2
>>79033046
>kino
Not watching that then
fEELS LIKE sEPTEMBER LADS...
what's the ideal female height
5'5?
Is boyhood any good?
>>79032994
wtf is pseudo virgin supposed to mean
>>79033080
shorter than me
>>79033080
6'7
>>79032941
>cops took extra-judicial measures to throw all the offenders in jail
Based Irish cops
>>79033080
6'2
>>79033075
aintree?
>>79033080
5'0 you refugee
>Can anyone post the pic of the guy with the top hat, pipe, gloves, rings and steampunk glasses?
> need a good chortle
>>79033080
5'7-5'9
>>79033080
7'' penis
>>79033030
who dat
>who dat
>tfw no gibi gf
reeeee
>>79033080
6'3
>>79032908
Norbert Smith: A Life
reminder that women staring at you in Asia means NOTHING
everyday in Korea girls would look behind and stare at me, nudge their friends and they'd all look back and giggle whilst talking. doesn't mean I'm a literal Brad Pitt
>>79033080
5'11"
What is the average age of this general?
Alan is good looking desu
>>79032708
bruh
>>79033064
the rest of my post, was much more fedorable than that statement desu
you're bad at this
or were you implying that I'm lying? my dads uncle looted it from some hitler youth he killed during the march on berlin in '45 along with a bunch of other trinkets
>>79033056
>>79033080
6'9'
where to cop?
>>79033080
'once
5"11
been farting a lot the past few days
wonder what has me so gassy
>>79033094
Non-virgins with the mindsets of virgins I think
I'm one and i reckon a lot of /brit/ is
>>79032979
would cut my left bollock off for any one of these three
>>79033094
Shagged less than 7 women
>>79033112
Absolute legend cheers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpUtUQ5YC-Q
>>79033080
4 foot
>>79033170
why did that post about female height got so many (You)s in such a short period of time?
haven't seen such impressive (You) farming that wasn't a get in a long time
*takes notes*
>>79033158
PROBABLY CANCER LAD
>>79033138
I only read the first few words of a post, but yes the rest was much more fedorable in retrospect
why do anglos have such pointy chins
>>79033170
put al jazeera on tier 5
>>79033118
google says Goddess Gibi
love are contra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY3lBKje46E&feature=youtu.be
how often do you shower
>>79033193
not a funny thing to joke about
remember that theres a human on the other end of these posts :(
>>79033127
imagine being so narcisstic you brag on an anonymous imageboard, worse than a woman you poofter
>>79033204
whofucks women like this?
>>79032771
good lord.
>>79033217
*gases you*
How's that for gas haha?
>>79033201
I have a pointy chin tbf
>>79033217
>taigs
>human
>>79033214
7 times a week
>>79033166
Thai whores don't count so I guess that means you're back down to 1
>>79033204
How do people gf this
>>79033217
wrong there's clearly an irish flag there
>>79033190
interesting
phwoaring at the slightest female form lately
>>79033217
>irish
>human
>>79033203
'sheed
>>79033212
ugly tranny
quite glad 50% of them kill themselves
honestly not into girls that are all dolled up and that
*Farts Proudly*
going to BED
>>79033127
you're right, they were probably laughing because they thought you were another one of those autistic-looking white koreaboos who was in korea to meet a girl
Gonna watch A Single Man tonight
>>79033249
be a deano
>>79033246
>not 14
literally negro tier behaviour lad, sort yourself out x
>>79033231
literally me
literally perfect
>>79033212
never saw anything so autistic in my life
what's the ideal shower height?
>>79033212
would love to shag him/her 2bh
>>79033201
a good way to fuck someone up in a fight is if you get behind them, just dig your chin into their back and give it a good wriggle, they will submit almost instantly as it is tortuously uncomfortable
im not even memeing, this is tried and tested
>>79033262
al jazeera is literally the best major news network in the world
what does /brit/ think about brendan?
>having 2 showers a day
for what purpose
>>79033218
genuinely was not a brag, well it wasn't meant to be. I was quite literally saying that I'm nothing special, yet I still got that kind of attention. judging your looks by the kind of attention you get in Thailand is completely absurd
got loads of money
just don't like to flaunt it
simple as
>SHOWERING
FOR WHAT PURPOSE?
>>79033127
this post genuinely made me angry
fuck off you sad narcissistic twat
the absolute state of you
>>79033312
idiot worsened by his advanced CTE, but seems a nice enough guy
just don't take anything he says without a ton of salt
Let me tell you of the days of high adventure...
>a good way to fuck someone up in a fight is if you get behind them, just dig your chin into their back and give it a good wriggle, they will submit almost instantly as it is tortuously uncomfortable
imagine the autistic shut in that wrote this post, your worldview is quite funny
t. BJJ
>>79033312
neither seen nor heard of him before
>>79033021
Dude shagged plenty of English girls in Paris and hot/interesting ones. They are like the easiest chick ever.
Money and status is again the Virgin bias speaking, i.e. something that sounds about right theoretically but is a joke to any competent guy.
It's first and foremost personality traits that matter the most. Can't get into details (again that would be too autistic and I don't like to explain something that I have a good tacit understanding of as it kills the magic)
>>79033317
bellend will no longer smell of skips
>al jazeera is literally the best major news network in the world
99% of the time i look at the bbc news page i do not care about a SINGLE story on there and wonder why anyone could possibly care about any of them
reckon half of them they just put up there because they've got to put something, wish they'd just leave it blank if there was nothing good
>dealer caught in downtown traffic
REEEEEEEE
>>79032979
6>5>4>8>1>12>13>11>2>10>9>3>7
I'm off for a wank
Wonderful, Counsellor,
the Mighty God,
the Everlasting Father,
the Prince of Peace.
Freshly mown grass
clinging to my shoes
my muddled thoughts
>>79033308
it's also run and funded by the same state that funds jihadist militants
>>79032908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm1rif1fASk
>>79033348
>just don't take anything he says without a ton of salt
God fucking damnit English is such a stupid language. Why would you phrase it this way/
>>79033353
>BJJ
bahahahahAHHAHAHAHAHA
imagine going to a mcdojo to train some meme shit because you got obsessed with ninjas as a kid
I get real raw
change arrangements on ya face
>>79033366
welcome to the news, nothing particularly interesting happened today but we want to get paid
>>79033357
he's in the top 50 hardest blokes on the planet
i'll leave it at that
browsin' the ol' r/latestagecapitalism
>>79033392
>Brazilian
>ninjas
Full retard
I reckon some intern at the bbc got told to make a pidgin filter for the news
and the higher ups greenlighted it because they're out of touch "liberal elite" (self-styled) cunts
>>a good way to fuck someone up in a fight is if you get behind them, just dig your chin into their back and give it a good wriggle, they will submit almost instantly as it is tortuously uncomfortable
woah, lot of irish hate itt
guess its true that jealousy breeds success. Now i know how the chad algerian feels
>>79033412
got banned from there for btfoing the tankies too much
tired boys
>>79033391
because we can lol
>>79033131
Probably 25, few late twenties/ early thirties lads post here too.
>>79033353
bet you're a blue belt though
t. purple belt
>>79033386
yes, and?
the govt has absolutely no say in how its run or what gets shown, al jazeera journalists are known for their integrity
>>79033391
how would you phrase it?
>>79033366
Are you a DailyMail connoisseur?
>>a good way to fuck someone up in a fight is if you get behind them, just dig your chin into their back and give it a good wriggle, they will submit almost instantly as it is tortuously uncomfortable
*teleports behind you*
ha ha! I've got you exactly where I wanted now
*wiggles chin in your back*
>>79033030
>filename
that board is one of the most toxic places imaginable
comprised of the same nutters you sometimes see in her comments sections (i'll put a screencap together in a minute)
love it when the gf uploads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8On2wSH2FQ
>>79033408
ON THE DAY TODAY TONIGHT
The headlines tonight:
Nato annuled after delegate swallows treaty.
"I'm so sorry" yells exploding cleaner.
And bearded cleric in oily chin insertion.
Those are the headlines… God I wish they weren't.
there's some good stuff on the old 'ddit but i can never find it myself
>>79033413
imagine being proud of training in BJJ
get down the boxing gym nancy boy
>>79033419
honestly try it out, i know it sounds silly but it works, jam your chin inbetween thier back ribs and wriggle it around
>>79027519
>>79027558
thought this reply of mine was pretty witty but i got no replies
It's our time. Now old rorkes please fuck off.
>al jazeera journalists are known for their integrity
>>79033471
>>79033403
earth people
new york and california
>>79033466
imagine being a brainlet. you could use your head as an actual weapon without any fear of repercussions
england is so fucking old
>>79033477
read that your gf i s a whore
>>79033499
that was good advice though
>there are muslim districts in Russia where sharia law is enforced more strictly than in most Arab countries cause Putin lets them
all the more reason to love our muslim brothers!
#LETTHEMIN
>>79033485
>oily chin insertion.
>AVG age of 25
The state of old cunts itt. I reckon the typical age peaks at 20 and then drops off exponentially.
>>79033501
it is
Could HEEM anyone in this thread single handedly, not that complicated to do but can't get into detail desu
Just trust me on this and pray we never cross paths
>>79032714
>not being clean and cute for your bf
the state of you my guy
>>79033514
its not really
>>79033500
could probably do the same survey in 1980 and get almost identical results
lol
>>79033497
enjoy your cte
>>79033536
>20
mentioned
>>79033458
you're hopelessly naive and ignorant
AJ is infamous for backing Islamist insurgencies in secular Arab states, it pushes Qatari interests all the time
>>79033503
>>79033471
>>79033419
well, i'm glad I gave you lads a laugh at least :/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxGKnmgaYtI
>>79033539
careful french fry i've got a mean chin and i'm not afraid to wiggle it into your delicate vertebrae
skins generation 2 was better than 1
guess my age
>>79033570
have you ever actually tried that in a fight
why does 4chan attract a certain kind of person?
i can tell within 5 minutes of talking to someone if they browse 4chan or if they even know what 4chan is
My BIG COCK is in my gf everytime I post in /brit/. I'm subtly negging her while fucking to prove I have other options. Keeps her desperate.
>>79033509
you're alright paddy
>>79033501
What about the state of the British press
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/nov/18/qatar-accidental-vagina-stadium-al-wakrah-world-cup-stadium
>Hurr Durr that stadium is kinda sorta shaped like a vagina. That's a huge feminist progress hurr.
anyone watch the old UFC earlier?
russian muslims going mad, scouser beat someone up and a lanky dutch twat got knocked out
thought bradley posting would've died by now
Whats it like where I live? Picture gangs of new york except more violent. Every day someone is testing you here, people are always watching - waiting, for any sign of weakness. Because of this I've honed my fighting skills for my entire life. I am a human weapon. I would crush any anglo "man" if they dared breathe the same air as me
Consider this post your only warning
>>79033558
don't see why growing older would make you more tory.
at the moment growing older has just made me more centrist
>get consistently fucked over by employers and big private companies that the tories like to protect
>see my tax money go to waste and would prefer labour not to waste more of it
absolutely cackling at the thought of chin-wiggling in a fight
/brit/'s still got it
>>79033552
*batters you with a clog*
>>79033568
prove it.
>>79033566
I don't get hit hard in the head ever really, my defence is too crisp
plus if your combat sport doesn't carry a huge risk of CTE, then its worthless meme shit
>>79033522
do they really do class outside
ive got a chin and im not afraid to use it
>>79033500
Its particularly interesting because I suspect that the conservatives helped jeremy corbyn create a diehard set of supporters for labour that are not going to go away
With the intentional massive polarisation of politics around brexit, left/right, white/non white, and particularly old/young (if you vote for x they'll literally end the world), the extreme demonisation of jeremy corbyn means that his supporters now support a very hard left candidate while also reflexively chucking opposing views out of the window (due to them so unbelievably frequently being made up, this is the humongous mistake the papers have made)
So the conservatives have a diehard voterbase, and so do labour. But the conservatives made the mistake of utilising the elderly, so once too many of them die off the resulting polarisation of the rest of the voterbase is going to totally fuck them
They should have never tried to create such intense polarisation and alienation around jeremy corbyn - they were hoping everyone would blindly believe everything they said, but instead they've essentially radicalised a section of the population who will likely never vote for the tories for an extremely long time. I don't know any leftie youngster that would even remotely consider voting for the tories, and this is really very much the fault of the conservatives
This is why I don't think you can suggest the potential of 'people get more right wing as they get older' due to the conservatives complete missteps in their long term political plans, it doesn't matter if people get more right wing because they've created diehard left wing voters
>>79033608
Such is life in Trinity college
>>79033536
yeah I'm 115 and bringing up the average sorry
bradley
spamming
twat
>>79033593
I've used it wrestling with friends as a kid and had it used on me and it does work
probably wouldn't be my first stratagem in a real fight though
an ISIS suspect needs interrogating? Heh, no sweat
*unsheaths chin*
>>79033631
kek no
>>79033618
>freestyle wrestling is a meme
was it autism?
house mates have literally spent the entire evening from about 2 to now (12) in the kitchen
need to wash some dishes on my desk, but embarassed about walking out of my room with loads of plates, in front of them
>>79033552
older than your non country
on 2066 we celebrate our 1000th year as a country, can you say the same, historylet?
>>79033637
bet you thought i was going to read this huh?
not a fucking chance son
Got into a barfight last night lads. I was completely winning the fight until the guy jumped on my back and wiggled his chin into my back.
I was rendered useless, fuck me it was so painful.
I couldn't move
Chin gimmick is being forced by 1 poster. It's not funny at all, fuck off
>>79033618
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Jazeera_controversies_and_criticism#In_Geopolitics
twat
im seein robots
passin by everyday
>>79033671
set of an alarm so they leave
>>79033608
*grabs you from behind*
*breaks your spine with a single thrust of my jaw*
had the bradleyspammer ringleader and his brainless over pizzer loving cronies
disgusting
bet they all organise this shit on discord and reddit flags private messaging
>>79033659
>>79033663
yes, it is a meme
wrestle irl and you're getting stomped
>>79033597
HOI CIA
>>79033659
creasing irl
>>79030937
wow...
>>79033688
>>79033708
t. black belt in chin wiggling
>>79033613
>don't see why growing older would make you more tory.
it may not
there was an interesting chart that showed that basically what happens is that turnout drops based on birth-year. (i.e. young people turned out quite reasonably in the 1970s, whereas people born in 1980 have relatively poor turnout even though they're now adults.)
so all the old labour voters die because they went and got black lung while old tories are plain sailing.
>>79033500
Even when you leftists appear to triumph... still we rise again.
And do you know why? It's because the rorke is born of a realisation. We require no slogan, no brainwashing by desperate, corrupt media and entertainment.
All we need is that the world be as it is. And this is why the rorke will never be destroyed.
>>79033692
>al jazeera is more sympathetic to palestine than to israel
big whoop?
The Bradley poster and the chin gimmick maker are in league/the same person..how illuminating
BLART
>>79033657
>I've used it wrestling with friends as a kid and had it used on me and it does work
only know bradley walsh as mike baldwin's son on corrie
>>79033692
none of these are valid
just admit you hatin because you aint them
final post
>>79033688
>t. paralysed chin waggle victim
Ah so this will the latest thing Bradley will spam every day for the next 6 months
>>79033711
you're confusing wrestling with grappling
ah yes, the bradleyposter back at it again with the shite gimmicks
>>79033688
t. jealous chinlet
perro de caca
>>79033752
>>79033757
>>79033673
i'm frisian boy
Had a friend do the chin thing on me in primary school and it does really hurt tbf
Would be nice to orgasm without actually ejaculating. It surely is possible to invent a pill or a device that does that.
>>79033637
Hello Brody cunt
>>79033799
maybe on pathetic irish spines
not on normal people
>>79033748
not true, I'm actually a bit annoyed no one is taking my master combat advice seriously
its like a pressure point, it completely immobilises you
Imagine replying to yourself with images of a daytime TV show host to prove there's more than one of you. Pathetic
>>79033558
a majority of 18-24 year olds voted tory in the 83 election
>>79033802
get a friend to tickle your prostate
>>79033802
virgin
>>79033810
easy to say when you've never been on the receiving end
>tae chin do
>chin jitsu
>chinboxing
>chinrate
>chinku
>chinpo
>greco-roman chinwrestling
>jailhouse chin
>wing chin
>chindo
>chin thai
>chin nhu
>bare-knuckle chinwaggling
>collar-and-chin
>scottish chin-hold
>chincing
>chintema
>chin maga
>chintema