/brit/

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Jerry

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anime

molly

not sure whether to become an antifa or a neonazi

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ゆず

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how tf can i make my musicbee look like this?

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>>79027365
yuzu a cute

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>>79027365

>>79027397
have a bad taste in music for a start, clearly

Is zanex a good drug lads? I found a drawer in my house filled with them I just snorted 4 of them and it did nothing?

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the ideal gf

Scum.

>>79027432
just mean the layout mate not the content

>>79027443
fuck off with your bait posts u cunt

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*blocks your path*

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>>79027305
excellent ed.

>>79027363
Same thing, both bigots

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Just took 100ml of calpol lads, absolutely buzzing.

Does anyone want to go out on a date with me this Tuesday?

>>79027450
now for the real question. What would've been Socrates' ideal gf?

tories?
labour?
lib dems?
snp?
nah
not a fan

>>79027451
Good film

>>79027451
you talking about the nonce posters lad?

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lads,
yank starting at St. Andrews next week as an undergrad. any tips?

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the so-called pre-drinks

>>79027491
>he doesn't microdose

got to fill out all of these contracts and forms for my amazing world class top tier university
they want me to print them out, write on them, and then scan them in again and email them back
can NOT be fucked

might just do nothing and ruin my life instead

>>79027499
see
>>79027482

never tried drugs before but before I suicide I want to try heroine, where do you get it that isn't the darknet?

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>>79027365
ぐみ

one day...

got an absolutely disgusting batch of speed

makes me want to gag everytime i snort it. strong as fuck though

>>79027519
bring an umbrella in case it rains

>>79027485
enlightening post... groundbreaking

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>>79027397
new courtney when

>>79027543
heroine's shit if it's your first try

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>>79027259
>pulls up in my seven ton Recreational Vehicle
>my brood of eight inbred children swarm out from its interior
>light up the BBQ and set up the foosball table on the grass
>inundate the campsite with smoke, noxious fumes, noise and light pollution for the entire weekend
>HEYYY CHARLENE WE GOTTA GET ON OUTTA HERE OR ELSE I'M GETTIN FIRED FROM WALMART ON MONDAY
>honk my novelty horn and pull out of the campsite at 5am
>cut deep tyre ruts into the field and spray numerous tents with mud as I do so
>leave behind a plethora of beer cans, disposable BBQs and plastic tarpaulins
>ah yes, take only memories, leave only footprints, this is the way of the true pathfinder

jews invented sparkplugs to control global traffic

Which one of you retards told me I can take nytol to get high?
I took 300mg of it last night and nothing happened except I fell asleep.

>>79027519
go to all the freshers parties
if you dont want to, at LEAST go to the pregaming before each party

dont disparage scotland until youre settled in, even though everyone else will be. its like saying nigger with a hard R - only scotsmen are allowed to do it

>>79027482
reckon he'll ever find a suit that fits him?

>>79027589
Ancient meme

>>79027497
don't know this trip

>>79027519
oh, mister moneybags over here

only Americans I know going to St. Andrews are dumb rich girls

>>79027482
how long until r3r3dditproductions ruins him?

>>79027575
whats that flag on the right?

chief keef is the most significant (not necessarily the best) hip hop artist of the 2010s, discuss

>>79027610
they do fit him you twerp
its just that he wears a very oldfashioned style that is supposed to be baggy

>>79027629
louisiana

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quite like this picture of jc

>>79027642
WAHEY

alri reviewbrah?

>>79027629
Trieste

*hangs tough*

bloody galliano

time to run a bath

Saturday night innit lads

Could bet my left nut you'll laugh at this video. Classic Louis Theroux. Howling at the man who can't stop laughing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpUtUQ5YC-Q

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Friendly reminder that we're the last defence between Britain and the Pakis

Stand tall and stand firm otherwise Buckingham Palace becomes a mosque, you'll need to ask for bennies in Urdu and whites will be put in zoos as an endangered species

>>79027482
*makes passionate love to him*

still think one of my favourite days on /brit/ was when Tom Watson was at Glastonbury during the Labour coup

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any jelly man in?

>>79027642
triggered

unironically love The 1975 lads

>>79027639
beng beng

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What's a single positive quality of white women?

>>79027709
Me on the left.

>>79027715
can't wait for your inevitable suicide

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tights

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>>79027709
literally all I know of the UK
>(Louis' father)

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>In the first year, time is equally divided between mathematics and physics, with about ten lectures and two tutorials plus one day in the practical laboratories a week.

Err.
Doesnt that seem like a lot of work? Or is that normal?

coming up now, fuck

might leave /brit/ for now, too much negativity around here

>>79027772
at least they're not black women

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>>79027746
same

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1975? Don't rate it. Much prefer 1984

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> > 7 9 0 2 7 7 3 0
y e s

any spracklin man in?

>>79027746
'eddit

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New goal gf

>>79027730
would not let me gf prostitute herself on youtube

>>79027772
master race

>>79027798
Hello phoneposter.

>>79027617
h3h3 seems to go after the more extroverted youtubers who thrive on drama, reviewbrah and his audience are mostly disinterested in that.

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>>79027746
SMELLS LIKE CHOCOLATE

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>>79027814
give me the (You) I crave or I won't post tights

Land of the morning
Child of sun returning
With fervor burning
Thee do our souls adore

>>79027780
same, hope it's painful or he fucks up and gets brain damage

>>79027798
oxbridge physics runt getting scared by the workload before he even starts his course

did you really think you'd be able to coast university like you did school?

>>79027780
Half right, I'm sure

>>79027790
Love wearing them too

Odd to see fishnets in fashion through

>>79027798
sounds like fuck all 2bh

4chan is the most reddit website

>he actually believes incalls are a thing

having one of those days where seeing really fit women makes me sad

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>>79027305
NEED a ginger gf or a Kanye bf

>>79027877
*calls you*

>>79027891
everyday

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*gives it a minute of consideration*

>>79027859
hm ok

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Which side are you on boys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iAIM02kv0g

>>79027616
it's cheaper than US colleges, though
like significantly

>>79027715
>we're
Am I missing something I thought you were a pakistani

>>79027868
>gets brain damage
Worried about that too so I'll do something like train tracks or jumping from a massive height

was walking around in prague last week when i heard some yanks talking

had to duck into a cafe and go to the toilet to laugh
was absolutely fucking howling at those retarded sounding yanks with their gay accents
literally could not stop shrieking for at least 10 minutes
ended up having a coughing fit and also i broke the toilet lid

fucking yanks

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BORN

>>79027895
>kacy hill

I'm so triggered right now holy shit. lynch all niggers

it's just a canvas tent with a small wood burning stove and chimney you utter melt. loads of people have bbqs and campfires at campsites without a chimney, which often smokes other areas out. not that I mind, since it's a camp site and i'm not some sort of spasticated sissy bitch

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>>79027814
>jellybean

slag

>reviewbrah went from obscure eccentric to literally only thing left on youtube thats actually entertaining

>>79027945
why would you burn wood inside the tent you absolute moronic moron

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>>79027877
love incal

>>79027814
>>79027920
>>79027956
Can't believe I have to live with the fact that she will never crush my balls and laugh at my tiny cocklette

wow, didn't know /brit/ was so homophobic

Keep doing you Monica, ignore all the virgin losers on here xx

>>79027945
>>79027582

is the die hard on channel 4 the one where he fires a car at a helicopter? thought there were 4 and i'd seen them all but don't recognise this one.

>>79027935
Honorary white

cant imagine living my life as a mentally ill, sex offender, paki crossdresser who also fucked my body up and looks like a bridge troll

would have killed myself years ago if i was him

>>79027746
most goat band of all time imo

who is this 'stormzy' fellow

business idea: /brit/ but not bad

>>79027937
>jumping from a massive height
the patrician choice imo

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@45
SCHREIKING at this fucking RV runt

>>79027982
no fumes escape into the tent at all. even if the front is open, the flu sucks it all outside

>>79027937
can you hurry up with it please? I'll even go on a date with you if you neck yourself after

>>79028019
he brings the storm

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>>79027944
Kanye is her producer and owns her record label that would be pretty unethical to fuck her and you know a girl like her would make a news story out of it. Besides, he's also happily married and claims he would never cheat on his wife. I trust Kanye.

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>>79027985
second one was lauren mayberry init

>>79027798
this is normal, and gets worse in second year. but you'll get used to it! give yourself a chance to adapt, it'll feel overwhelming but that's the nature of first year

>>79027932
Whatever the polar opposite to you is.

is "monica" a virgin?

>>79028019
Based Black Man

listening to some weird african rap

can someone give it a quick listen (just the first 30 odd seconds) and give me their opinion

https://youtu.be/MraJc0vyioI?t=16s

>>79028039
enjoy carbon monoxide adhesion to your RBC's

>>79028056
I'm a blind, dumb and worthless subhuman

bumped into this yank once when I was walking down the street and he said 'sorry bro'

thought he was a pretty friendly lad

>>79028037
I don't own an RV. Are you brain damaged or something?

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*scores 25+ goals a season*

>>79028008
saddest thing about poleaboo is that if he never came across 4chan he'd have probably finished uni and got a normal job. yeah, he'd have been weird, easily led and anti-social but if he was never influenced by r9k and pol he wouldn't have got a conviction for noncing, he wouldn't be so self hating and he wouldn't have tried to become a woman either

>>79027934
it's $25k in tuition not including housing, food, misc. fees

so it isn't because almost every school tier 1 school offers financial aid or scholarships

Fact: Leafs and Yanks are the best posters on /brit/, everything they post is intelligent

hard to believe there was a boyband as late as the early 90s in the US that was styled on the concept of 'tough white kids from the inner-city'

granted New Kids On The Block were from Boston, which was probably still a largely white city at that time, but still .. that shit would just get laughed out of the room nowadays both because of the fact that there are literally no such working class white areas in US cities anymore and, obviously, modern racial quotas even if there were

>>79028113
>he wouldn't have got a conviction for noncing,
he doesn't have a conviction for noncing

>>79028088
this isn't tsekele

>>79028113
a cautionary tale if there ever was one

>>79028107
Fully expect you to buy one and ruin various beauty spots later in life you middle class cunt.

srs is it possible that my dick is still growing at age 19 bc i swear it looks bigger

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>>79028102
with an eye for qts

>>79027932
union man innit

>>79028068
I'm saving myself for someone I truly love

>>79028100
so do people with fireplaces in their living room (much less ventilation than a tent even with windows open) also enjoy those things?

>gf asking to Skype again

god please fuck off i love you but i honestly cant be fucked to listen to you complain about the most easily solvable problems know to man

'i dont know how the bus works' look at a fucking timetable then, 'i dont know if they read my email' send a follow up then you stupid cunt

does my fucking head in dreading it

>>79028051
>I trust Kanye.

I like his music too, but c'mon...

>>79028113
He's literally only becoming a woman so the judge in court pities him and I think he's going to try to get put in womans prison or something, that or will be a rentboy in prison

>>79028062
>uni
>overwhelming
I thought it was a doss designed to encourage the experimentation of drugs and alcohol to fuel creative thinking?

>>79028141
this is what goes through your brains...?

>>79028162
>true love
no such thing

>>79028113
glad to see my post is making the rounds

army comes everywhere I go

>>79028165
phwoar need her to vocally bust my bollocks
give her to us then ae

>>79028150
Basically does. Could bet my life on that fact that he's a nonce

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Why was beecher so weak and gay?

ANy law lads help me out?

If a sister lends there brother money for nothing in return in order for him to fund his business, is the that good consideration?

>>79027944
???
kanye is married to kim k

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why is she so qt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqmH_L7HlJk

use your intellect, evade my blows

*whispers* the so called eirefu

https://youtu.be/Vng7gugHBik

>>79028207
Um that's my gimmick you thieving cunt

>>79028257
moon face

>>79028088
rubbish

>>79028165
Sounds like you love a disabled person that feeds on attention.
you should break her.

>>79028257
>those spots
revolting

Do you go to extremes in every sentence in the real world when your stupid comments are shown up?

>>79028280
fuck off check the archives it's mine

>>79028153
I would never buy an RV. I would like a van to better carry my shit. I'm not remotely middle class either. In fact I learned to modify my tent working in tarpaulin repair

>>79028257
She's going to turn into a fat pig the moment she stops doing cardio ~6 hours a day and she has a fetish for tiny Asian men. Not worth it.

>>79028113
4chan saved my life

I was desperately lonely

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>>79028257
>diabetic
>acne-ridden
>posts butthole online

nah

>>79028253
it definitively isn't lending, would be considered a gift. And without anything written down to state what the money was to be used for, the sister has not a leg to stand on

Literally CANT WAIT for the next episode of Rick and Morty

>>79028113
His story is like a modern Greek tragedy. Someone should publish it someday when he's dead.

https://youtu.be/TonLOAkc1OY?t=2689

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E

feel like pure shit just want him back

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https://youtu.be/6ZrYUOBshcE

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imagine becoming so accustomed to working slave hours in a coal mine that you riot when are maggie tries to save you from that life

grim

>>79028314
Stupid? Like calling strangers sex pests and groomers you fucking odd ball. Do me a favour and ignore me you clown.

>>79028347
>burp

:D:D:D:D:D:DDDDDDDDDD

>>79028326
>diabetic people can't be cute
the fuck am i reading

>>79028191
better than serbian bullets

I aborted my unborn child
AMA

saturday night well spent

>>79028322
Was it ever a life worth saving?

Honestly wish I was a yank.
Imagine living in the greatest country in the world.
Imagine having free speech
imagine having guns
imagine living in mansions
imagine having the best restaurants and fast food
imagine having the best selection of mexican food
imagine being able to vacation in S. America
imagine having presidents that care about you
imagine owning guns
imagine being free

>>79028388
disease repulses on a subconscious level

>>79028317
why does every white girl with a fetish for Asian lads look the same

they always look like that overlooked geeky girl at school that never went outside and was never considered attractive but wasn't as repulsive as the rest of her fellow geek mates

>>79028361
it's time to die

>>79028354
*melts down your farming equipment*

>>79028407
I WONDER who is behind this post

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>>79028364
I think they were upset that their communities were being devastated rather than being annoyed that they can't breathe toxic fumes for 60 years

>>79028364
>lazy

>>79028367
It has been. You tried to belittle the inside info post by being a clever cunt but actually just looked cleless and stupid. Even better you've now thrown your toys out and Goldby should expect a flounce note from you. Whiny dull cunt

business idea: meet up with poley in manchester under the condition that he pays for all of my drinks since payday is on the 15th and I don't have that much in the way of money

>>79028306
Hello virgin. When you're in a relationship that's how it is. You wouldn't know about that haha

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>>79028407

>>79028437
how toxic are the fumes really if you can breathe them for 60 years

everyone spam ugly scantily dressed whores for hours on end so my little 14 year old cock can get hard X]

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>>79028361
Who should we blame for this? Gays for starting it? White women for perpetuating it? Black People for creating a pop-cultural environment that can sustain these tribal grunts and noises and classify them as "popular" or "fun"?

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Need a so-called "kike gf"

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>It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.

>>79028447
Rodders dear boy for as long as I can remember you have been crying like a fucking girl about people calling you for abusing your wife and kids on fmttm. Poor Rodney trotter who no body actually knew crying and moaning because nasty people called his username nasty things and he was all upset.

Yet after my photo has been posted on here with that of my wife you think it's acceptable to call me a sex pest because I converse with Matty who you clearly despise.

You have on more than one occasion come on here crying and bleating, looking for sympathy after completely screwing up your life and that of your family and you call me a whiny dull count. Leave the fucking substances alone son.

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>>79028407
>implying are may doesn't care about us

>>79028407
Greatest country in the world is France. Wouldn't mind some free speech and castle doctrine though.

>>79028437
devastated by their lazy unwillingness to retrain for other jobs perhaps

>>79028407
>imagine having the best selection of mexican food
>imagine being able to vacation in S. America
NO THANK YOU

Having a wank over the latest Mercedes Carrera scene for Brazzers lads

>>79028447
Nah hes right
>>79028370
>no argument for why it's bad but something that doesnt happen
>>79028354
>larping

>>79028425
>"white men hate you and you think asian men won't"

Who's the stupidest person you know? This dude I know thinks

>Cryptocurrencies will go through the roof and make him rich
>An AI revolution is around the corner within 5 years and all our jobs will be fully automated 100%
>Machine learning can solve literally any problem known to man and predict the future, including stock market and property trading.
>Fully autonomous self driving cars are coming within 5 years and will sweep the market like wild fire.
>Yes that's fully autonomous, not "can do certain motorways with a human ready to take over". Literal drive you anywhere while you nap in the back stuff. In 5 years.
>Country lanes. Busy city centres with roadworks. Motorways at night. The lot. All covered flawlessly better than any human driver within 5 short years because "machine learning bro".
>Also all cars will be 100% electric in 5 years
>Tesla shares are going to explode 10x over because they will sweep the market
>When I ask him why existing car manufacturers won't just use their massive engineering experience, infrastructure, and factories to start making electric cars (as they're already doing), he says nope, they're gonna be destroyed and driven out of business by the might of Tesla & Elon
>VR will be the next big thing and revolutionise everything (said several years ago)
>Bernie will win the primaries, feel the bern!
>Okay Bernie is losing bad, but he can still mathematically do it if he wins every single super delegate
>Brexit will never happen, 80+% will vote remain
>Okay we voted Brexit, but we won't invoke Article 50. Will never happen
>Okay we invoked Article 50, but we won't actually leave. They'll reverse it
>Trump will never win, Hillary is president guaranteed
>Okay Trump won but they're gonna overturn it, he'll be impeached any day now
>Le Pen will win in France, "but why? she already maxed her vote in the first round and moderates will combine against her" "yeah but like Brexit and Trump happened man so Le Pen will definitely win"

>>79028364
dreamt of being a coalminer when i was young, still would do it as a job we're not all betas

>thatcher sells out the country, devastating the working class and benefitting the upper classes

>WTF WHY DO WORKING CLASS PEOPLE HATE THATCHER

hmmmm

>>79028459
>that's how it is
Why are you crying then if that's your attitude?

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sat in my bed watching anime on a saturday night while eating a £3 sainsburys meal deal

how did it come to this

>>79028529
you

>>79028497
>>79028447


What the christ are you niggers talking about?

>>79028529
the biggest idiot I know is more of an old fashioned idiot who knows nothing, understands nothing and can barely string a sentence together

>>79028556
there is no working class in britain

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>>79028529
ask him about basic universal income
was arguing with a brainlet friend about that a while ago

>>79028529
My parents think everything in the Bible is the literal truth and were screaming about how me saying that Jesus didn't call himself Jesus (because that's the name Greeks gave to him) is the same as being an Atheist and claiming that Jesus doesn't exist. They also think smoke is attracted to light.

>>79028508
>>79028499
>>79028498
>>79028460
>>79028436
Grow up. France is second best though.
Castle doctine would be GOAT. Imagine being able to kill someone who broke into your house

>>79028498
imagine wanting to look so buff in your shooty police gear you bought a shirt too small to tuck in

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>there is no working class in britain

>>79028498
>implying a puppet can get feels

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>>79028497
>>79028447
>>79028367
>>79028314
WTF is going on here?

>working class
>middle class
>upper class
>ruling class
>british class system
literally no such thing

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found this gem earlier

*awards myself the Nobel Prize*

>>79028522
always thought it had something to do with the fact they're average at best so they jet off to east Asia where they can say they're not like the evil white men in Asia and surround themselves with cringey orbiters and have an easy life with some Korean doctor who worships them like no other man would

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>oneitis claims to be watching a film with the family but takes 20+ minutes to reply to my messages
trollop

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>A King may move a man, a father may claim a son, but remember that even when those who move you be Kings, or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus." Or that, "Virtue was not convenient at the time." This will not suffice. Remember that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRMnpbk4MYA

>>79028560
sounds comfy tbqh

>>79028617
overrated flick

>Unions for factory workers and people who work on trains
>Fuck all unions for people who work 12 hours in retail or wait tables at restaurants

HMMMMMMMM

>>79028590
Thats not the reason why they all have them you brainlet cunt

>>79028560
thousands of years of human struggle, sweat and blood, all so that you could waste away in front of your screen. Appreciate it.

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All the stories have been told
Of kings and days of old
But there's no England now

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>>79028640
*crusades you*

>>79028577
there very much is if you're from the North, but now they just drink wine round the monument

know for a certified fact so-called "friends" will be out drinking tonight but aren't inviting me.
doubtless i'll get the "working too late to drink" excuse if i ask what they're up to, but know for a fact it's not true.

i mean i'm mostly grateful i don't feel any obligation to have a hangover, but i'm hurt that i'd be lied to.

Wilyem da Konkerer was black.

>>79028560
would replace this image with one of the bright celestial beings from the brain meme

>>79028529
You for thinking he's an idiot. He sounds intelligent as fuck. Grow up

>>79028680
getting a response at all, well aren't you mr popular

>>79028681
According the the BBC

>>79028680
they aint your friends
move on

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>>79028609
'Sheeds don't need to pay some whore for degradation, I do it for free.

>>79028556
I'm working class and adore her, nice conjecture

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trying to pinpoint the exact moment that my social life evaporated and I've narrowed it down to Winter-Spring 2014

>>79028616
>ghost from the mid 00s steals brad pitts shitty motorolla phone

>>79028575
>>79028583

See that's why this guy is so fascinating. He's not a regular old thicko that doesn't know anything at all

He's a thicko with knowledge but he doesn't understand any of it. He's the most consistently wrong person I've ever met.
I might start asking him to predict football matches and political events at the bookies, then I'll put money on whatever is the opposite of what he thinks will happen.

>>79028609
wew

anime

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>go to pub with Yank lad from my work
>need a piss so I tell him I'm going to the bogs, ask for a pint
>he said he'll get one too
>come back from toilet
>he's sat there with an empty sainsbury's bag and eating a tub of ben and jerry's
>ask him where the pints are
>he apologises and pulls "mine" out the bag

what the fuck?

>>79028647
what? t-shirts too small??

>>79028615
white women are more self entitled than most blokes over there, whenever I saw one they always had some weird insecure look on their faces.

got on the tube a few times in Tokyo and sometimes they'd stare for the entire journey, pathetic

>>79028732
your filenames weren't funny on /sp/ and they're not funny here

>>79028663
>There is a beautiful saying amongst the Irish peasantry to inspire hope under adverse circumstances:- "Remember," they say, "that the darkest hour of all. is the hour before day."

In good old colony times
when we lived under the king
three roguish chaps
fell into mishaps
because they could not sing

DRINKING WATER LADS

somehow found myself in some cool kids watsapp group with like 30 people even tho i've only met 10 of them, have no idea what is going on but they do 100+ messages a day

classism is worse than racism, I'm black working class and feel more offended at classism. goes for leftypol runts too that appropriate our class because they want to look like heros. lol fuck off we would never assosciate with autistic shut-ins who live off daddys money

could not give a toss about the floods in texas

All extremes of feeling are allied with madness.

>He doesn't measure in Kelvin

>>79028749
don't ever try writing, this is horrendous

>>79028749
very real story

NEED A BF URGENTLY

what knightly order would I join if I was going on a crusade and I'm from north-western england?

can't be hospitaller, teuton or templar can I?

>>79028733
it really just sounds like you just disagree ideologically, you're not smarter than him

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>too lazy to even play vidya

>>79028832
*puts my hand down your pants*

Is it an emergency?

I can't even sleep I got so much to say
Recovering drug addict, I used to drink a pint a day

reading the biography of your hero and finding out that he was a genius with a far nicer family, country, education, personality, etc than you.

>>79028826
>>79028827
two incredibly pathetic benders

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>sat there with an empty sainsbury's bag
>pulls "mine" out the bag
hmmmmm

>>79028749
>hurr yanks can't banter
>banters with you by getting a pint of ice cream instead of stout or porter or whatever
>wtf???

Don't understand why people their days fiddling around on their phones. What the fuck are they doing on them?

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>>79028809
Do they look like this??

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>>79028860

>>79028529
is this a not so subtle critique of the average /brit/ poster?

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>>79028837
All those orders accepted novices from every Christian nation, although you would have to learn French and Latin. There were a number of smaller English knightly orders though, like the Order of St Thomas (The Hospitallers of St Thomas of Canterbury at Acre).

>>79028809
>>79028875
Lol wrong post was meant to reply to:
>>79028805
Nonetheless

>>79027147

>>79028875
>>79028915
a bit of slang but from what i can tell they are lower-middle class and think oldest is like 35

cut me and i bleed reddit

>>79028914
interesting, thank you

>>79028837
depends what you mean

you can become a Templar now by being a Freemason of good standing who professes the Christian faith but during the crusades you probably couldn't have

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4370561/lib-dem-candidate-dean-stone-siobhan-strode-dominatrix-labour/
>A LIB Dem council candidate sent a kinky picture of himself dressed as a mouse and chained to a dominatrix to his married Labour rival.
>Kinky Dean Stone sent the X-rated snap married mum-of-two Siobhan Strode on Facebook after she said she was "too boring" to have skeletons in her closet

so... this is the power.... of radical centrism

>>79028809
>I'm black
I thought there were only pakis here

>>79028837
you could probably make a reddit account

I measure my penis in yards

>>79028939
not interested *hangs up phone*

>>79028973
from the floor

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>>79028957
You're welcome. Study the Crusades.

>>79028970
already got one
radical-centrist, Look me up :)

>>79028875
brother tells me he runs into loads of these sorts of runts at uni.

ironically we come off a multicultural estate and he's trying to become a bit more middleclass at uni.

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>>79028875
Red Stripe is such a shit drink. The only people I see in Florida drinking it are the lazy Jamaican immigrant dock workers.

pint of haagen dazs please bossman

>>79028965
his brass balls would make me want to vote for him to be honest

>>79028810
I do. Been praying for Yanks four times a day. Love yanks, simple as

On my phone lads, can anyone tell me what flag this is >>79029003 ? Cheers.

my cock's so big... when I lean over... I become a tripod... lol

>>79028583
Why are American Protestants so frequently like this?

>>79028513
>BURP SCHOOL IS SHIT MORTY FUCK MARRIAGE AND YOUR PARENTS BUUUURP SCIENCE
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>79028949
Fair, I always wondered what the coolio kids talked about

>>79029003
if its more than one yard(>yards) off the floor then it would point upwards and knock me out

my cock is so big I have to wrap it around my neck like a scarfe to stop it dragging along the floor

>>79029039
paraguay

>>79028687
>You for thinking he's an idiot. He sounds intelligent as fuck. Grow up

Lmao. Thing is I can't really do it justice in one greentext. To take one point as an example.

He thinks all cars will be electric within 5 years.

I've asked him how this will happen. I pointed out the fact that cars take several years to design, engineer, test etc. Even if every single automobile maker on planet Earth decided to make only electric cars tomorrow, and every single one put out a press release to that effect, I don't think 5 years is enough time to replace your entire model range by developing and engineering from the ground up an entire spectrum, from compact city to luxury saloon and SUV, and remember every single auto maker in the world has to do this.

Let's not also forget the huge infrastructure and supply changes needed. Audi and Ford etc. would have to change their factories overnight to make electric motors and lithium batteries. You'd have to throw out all the old equipment right now to have any hope of making enough in the next 5 years to replace all the showroom cars. And that's if you already had the blueprints which they don't.

BMW for example are only just releasing their new petrol 3 series for production after years and years of design work and tests. Scrap that overnight cos we need an electric 3 series within the next 5 years boys.

Oh and petrol stations too. We gotta rip out every petrol station in the land and replace them with electric car chargers, within the next few years. Get building lads. Also every single apartment building and underground carpark probably needs chargers too.

Let's also rebuild our power grid because it can't handle EV loads at the moment, and scrap that oil based economy. All before the next General election. Sound "intelligent" to you?

>>79029067
>>79029067

the so called new thread

13 Degree freemason here.
Here's some esoteric knowledge for you lot:
The Knights Templar was not christian, christianity was their face but in secret they were Johanist.
They thought that John the Baptist was the actual messiah.

>>79029026
oh my (Hagen) dazs are you silly pham

>>79028120
total cost for me per year rounds out to about 35k 40k, including airfare
the vast majority of US financial aid systems are "need" based which I don't qualify for
so yeah I'm relatively well off but it's bullshit that I'd still have to get extorted for 70 plus thousand dollars a year to go to college here

>>79028529
All of the automation stuff is true

>>79028965
... Mouse pic ... My rented dungeon ... 2 September 2017 ...

>>79029087
>edition in the title

>>79028961
>>79028837
Templars aren't christian. The initiated were followed Johanism which was the belief that John the Baptist was the real messiah. The Pope took their money and shit off them on October the 13th of a year I forget for heresy and that's why Friday the 13th is a thing.

t. mason

Apparently 14 million jobs will taken by robots in the first automation wave. That's around half of the workforce.

>>79029082
sounds like you dont really disagree you just like to feel smarter than him. oh but think of the legal and contractual encumberances!

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>>79029109
There might be some Mandaean influence, sure. You talk too much though, bro.