/brit/

>>79020922

Looks French

Nice timing, OP. That old thread was getting stale.

>>79020941
she doesn't look north african to me

Absolutely love being bummed

>>79020941
SACRE BLEU!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv7flBVmFgU

so fucking good i am literally crying

MDMA
D
M
A

>>79020971
you gay?

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sue is a thot

Any mason here

>>79021001
You can be straight and get pleasure from anal stimulation anon. I just make sure it's either toys or female penises that penetrate me.

>>79021029
want to ruin her

parents bought me an iphone for my birthday but I want another phone. should I ask if I can return it and buy another one?


PLEASE RESPOND

>>79020922
>freckles

fucking dropped fuck off

>Brad encouraging players not to take the low offer

Scummy little wanker, trying to protect the showrunner's purse and setting the players up for failure. Odious little man.

Imagine being a Catholic, beholden to an institution of child raping homosexuals that exploited mass illiteracy to monopolize access to the word of God in blighted shitholes. Utterly dire

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>>79020885
mongolian
>>79020913
Don't listen to him Glasgow is a shitehole and it's shit for night outs because everyone tries to start on you.

Remember to get a munchiebox and try a deep fried mars bar trust me lad they are great. I miss Scotland, might move there. Check out Dean Village in Edinburgh it looks like a medieval place

>>79021083
Murder them in their sleep.

Problem solved

>>79021139
>an institution of child raping homosexuals that exploited mass illiteracy to monopolize access to the word of God in blighted shitholes

The BBC?

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>>79021045
>You can be straight and get pleasure from anal stimulation anon

>>79021045
so gay then

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the new better be made before we get to 100 this time

>>79021178
it's true

>>79021140
extremely comfy

French have the best women
>>79021102
Pleb taste, freckles are the cutest things ever on women.
>>79021203
Nah you're in the closet. Using a fucking dildo is gay as fuck, if it makes you straight why don't you tell your friends you use anal stimulation? You wouldn't

sodomy is a sin

>>79021235
wrong

>>79021187
this but unironically

>>79021140
>everyone tries to start on you

Not true. Need to keep your wits about you - as is the case in any city - but it's fine.

The only time I have ever been close to being in a fight was in Hive in Edinburgh when my mate was punched in the face.

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>>79020922

guys we've got literally dozens of posts ITT, don't you think the next new is a bit overdue? Get on it.

>>79021252
i am always sincere you waste of an ejaculation

>>79021270
think you're funny dont you

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jealous of edinburgh we should mustard gas the whole city and replace it with english people

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What is the closet you have come to death?

>>79021308
heart attack on research chemicals

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>>79021288
Did somebody say gas?

That fucking tripfag is posting in the other thread.

>>79021185
>>79021157
>>79021165
>>79021092
>>79021089
Easiest bait I've done cheers for the five (You)s
>>79021331
Pls dont tell him

whoever makes the next new thread please do a single link, love seeing brainlets get left behind and get upset when they finally migrate

>>79021288
easy the second most aesthethic city in UK

>>79021308
asthma attacks when i was a babby
almost got btfo by a car when i was 9

>>79021395
>>79021395
>>79021395

we're literally all in here

>>79021395
>>79021395
>>79021395

>>79021308
called someone a nigger

>>79021386
>calls people brainlet
>misspells migrite

>>79021386
>the days when I used to post the new as if it was a regular reply to some other post so the janny doesn't purge me for making a thread before page 7
time makes fools of us all

>>79021417
Off yourself

>>79021308
literally atleast a dozen instances, couldn't say which was the closest.
I am genuinely lucky to be alive

>>79021457
you realise the janny doesn't actually browse /brit/ waiting for someone to spam a new thread link... right?

he monitors the catalogue

What cigarette do you smoke lads?
For me, it's Lambert and Butler Silver

>>79021483
you fucking billy no mates get in here already we're waiting

>>79021395
>>79021395
>>79021395

>Americans pronounce 'data' as 'datter' rather than 'dater'

going to the footy lads

>>79021494
marbo rid

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imagine being the restaurant owner and seeing this vapid whore taking a photo of herself with your freshly prepared meal while making an obnoxious face. would heem the cunt

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where are you lads on this chart?

>>79021517
we don't put an "r" on the end at all you dumb pom, that's a british thing

>>79021551
metrosexual

>>79021551
7

>>79021517
Um so do most brits. Only working class runts say dater
>>79021523
Patrician. What are lucky strikes like?

>>79021551
Seven.

YES, what a tactic. The tripcunts will go to >>79021395 after >>79019801 (where they are now). Don't tell them we have this one up. Someone write this down:

business idea: early new thread around the 30 post mark, possibly disguised as something else, to be used to create parallel /brit/ in case of emergencies (tripcunts, leftypol etc)

>>79021308
when I was a baby i somehow got my head tangled up in some wires and nearly hanged myself

>>79021564
>pom

Yanks just have 0 banter

imagine nicking insults from Bruce, jesus wept

>>79021551
5
i have sex with men a lot and would never want a g*rlfriend

but also i jerk off to straight porn allatime so im not 100% gay i guess

>>79021580
i like luckies, always buy em when i go abroad

your gay?
make my day
jump off a bridge at the next parade

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>abortion is murder

>>79021543
imagine being an autistic shut in with a head shaped like a boulder called ludders. you couldn't heem a fucking frog
>>79021595
I already told them :)

Ghost, ghost, I know you were within me, feel you as you fly
In thunder clouds above the city, into one that I loved
With all that was left within me 'till we tore in two
Now wings and rings and there's so many waiting here for you

And she was born in a bottle rocket, 1929
With wings that ringed around a socket right between her spine
All drenched in milk in holy water pouring from the sky
I know that she will live forever, she won't ever die

She goes
And now she knows she'll never be afraid
To watch the morning paper blow
Into a hole where no one can escape

And one day in New York City, baby, a girl fell from the sky
From the top of a burning apartment building fourteen stories high
And when her spirit left her body, how it split the sun
I know that she will live forever, all goes on and on

And she goes
And now she knows she'll never be afraid
To watch the morning paper blow
Into a hole where no one can escape

>>79021494
DUDE
LUNG CANCER
LMAO

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ive always thought it might be cool to be a very feminine acting gayboi but ALSO be incredibly hench

my thinking is thus:
wearing slutty clothes and sashaying around = gay and cringey

wearing slutty clothes and sashaying around while being stacked = alpha and hilarious (and also a bit gay aha)

>>79021308
dad lost me underwater when I was a child, no idea how close or not that was.

>>79021619
you'd get put to sleep you wet yewt

>>79012709
>>79012709

>>79012709
emigrate

>>79021580
luckies are nice but a bit less smooth than reds imo.

murder shouldn't be a crime. All you're doing is *inhales blunt* all you're doing is waking people up from this dream we call life

>>79021580
fuck off proxy yank, 'dater' is universal in the UK

meat is murder

>>79021543
They appreciate it because she's so cute

>>79021308
Helicopter I was on failed and crashed in Iraq. Three lads died on it. I just broke my leg.

>>79021395
>>79021395
>>79021395

REAL SALT OF THE EARTH HIGH QUALITY BRIT

>>79021395
>>79021395
>>79021395

>Paul "fucked it" Sinha

>>79021670
*murders you*

alrite

>>79020922
Name?

http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1504334078728.webm
*chad swings towards you*

>>79021718
the fuck are you doin

>>79021308
was stuck atop a mountain in a terrible lightning storm once
lightning struck less than 50ft from me
literally almost died

>ludders putting anyone to sleep
howling

>>79021308
crashed my car into the back of a tractor with a sprayer on the back. had shards of metal from the sprayer inches away from my face. if i hit it at a slightly different angle i would've been impaled

got off with a broken collarbone and a few cracked ribs.

>>79021551
0
I'm above primal urges

>>79021718
see you in a couple of days lad :))))

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Post cats

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I'm drinking a Heineken, eating a lamb bhuna, pilau rice, sag aloo, bhajis and mint sauce

watching four lions

I'm an essex lad and I love birds with fat knockers

if that's illegal then lock me up n throw away the key

>>79021716
british army terrorist
fuck you

>>79021795
no

>>79021801
fuck pff

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....breathtaking...

>>79021815
Megarorke

>>79021494
Marlboro reds and sometimes Chunghwas or Gauloises

>>79021801
Fattening animals is animal abuse. Also cats are faggots I once put one in a pillow and swing it round at bounced it off a ceiling fan. Hate the cunts

>32 posters
every one of you should end yourself

>>79021815
Top lad.

>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little yank students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you would literally be eating pavement in under a second

>>79021716
really
surely this was mentioned in the news when it happened

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>>79021801
is it caturday?

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>you want a job mate?
>I hope you have a phd to work at this builder organisation

>>79021854
36

>>79021851
fat animals are cute

>>79020941
If only

>>79020956
t. Paki

>>79021815
>>79021846
>>79021855
>giving money to pakis or indians
Dont do this you are funding the death of our country give money to white fish and chip shop owners instead ffs

>>79021716
Details? Can only find references to British crashes with 2 dead and 1 injured.

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>"What was the judging criteria?"
Oh dear, America.

>>79021859
will stab you 5 times in the chest and leave you to become another statistic you pagan neek

he's fucked it

>>79021896
Rorke

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>you didnt go to oxford? sorry mate no job for you

>>79021308
slit my wrists lengthways when i was 16

>>79021888
>its okay to abuse animals if they look cute
Cat owners are mentally ill. Did you know cats give you a disease that makes you a bit nutty?
http://www.2ndchance.info/toxoplasmosis.htm

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>Helicopter I was on failed and crashed in Iraq. Three lads died on it. I just broke my leg.

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>>79021883
new gimmick

>>79021927
>a hun criticizing anyone

>so, looking for a job, hm?
>where's your 5 years prior experience and 10,000 volunteer hours? what a joke, get out of my office

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>>79021941
umm
actually sweaty

>>79021962
Do you know what country has the highest TP rate in the world? France. Enough said.

>>79021988
Not impressive. Come back when you have First like me.

>>79021308
Was in the Falkland War, was on a frigate when a bomb hit the starboard deck and set fire to the ship, it sunk and I floated in the water for 12 hours until a helicopter rescued me

>>79021308
very nearly hit by a car going full speed around a bend as a kid. dunno what the fuck I was doing walking on that side of the road, but there you go. sometimes think perhaps I did actually get hit and I'm currently in some sort of alternate reality where I didn't and the utter failure that is my entire life ever since is some sort of cosmic trade-off for allowing me to survive

actually was hit by a car sometime previous but was only a bump on a busy street

>>79021940
Even when you leftists appear to triumph... still we rise again.
And do you know why? It's because the rorke is born of a realisation. We require no slogan, no brainwashing by desperate, corrupt media and entertainment.
All we need is that the world be as it is. And this is why the rorke will never be destroyed.

>>79021940
poor argument

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hehe

tickle my bum

>>79021308
smoked 20 Marlboro reds, drank 6 pints and had a Big Mac meal in the space of 3 hours

>>79021308
Made a pipe bomb and played hot potato with it, my mate lost both his legs

gave up xanax - evil substance

now doing the odd valium

stay away from xanax you pricks.

http://www.buildyourownlisp.com/chapter5_languages

scroll down to the section Coding Grammars

>>79021308
riding my bike in the pitch black on gravel on the side of the road. hit a rut and tipped over onto the road as a car was coming down. he managed to stop enough to not kill me

as a process engineer with a masters from a rustlers i strongly doubt any of you are anywhere near as intelligent than me, i see the posts in this thread and shake my head. nothing but brainlet runtoids in here, it's shameful.

>>79021308
Got shot by a duck hunting gun point blank range, it missed my heart by two inches.
Walked 15 miles bleeding to death to a hospital

>>79021308
was balls deep in Lauren southern behind the pork pie library in Leicester and her dad caught me with two hands round her throat

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what the fuck happened to his face

why's this spastic taking shitty screenshots

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>new gimmick

hate benzos
love oxy
simple as

Business idea:

Email a .pdf version of the textbook to all my classmates and hide a botnet inside the file using Adobe Reader exploit CVE 2017-11271

>http://www.cvedetails.com/cve/CVE-2017-11271/

>>79021896
When they make a fish and chip dinner as tasty as a doner meat vindaloo then I will. Until then, we live in a secular meritocracy, may the best man win.

>>79022075
Valium is worse because of the long half-life you brainlet

>>79021988
any runt can get a place at oxbridge these days as long as you don't drool on the application form

NOT impressed

>>79022112
birthmarks
is google not working?

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gf in the blue shirt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx4BVGPkdzk

>>79022112
i caught him looking at my pint

>>79022112
wikipedia:
>Morris has a large birthmark on his face, which he typically covers with makeup when acting.

>>79022075
theres noting wrong with it, you just have to not be a complete fucking retard doing it every day, building tolerance and getting addicted

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O HOLY NIGHT THE STARS ARE BRIGHTLY SHINING
IT IS THE NIGHT OF OUR DEAR SAVIOR'S BIRTH

LONG LAY THE WORLD IN SIN AND ERROR PINING
TILL HE APPEARED AND THE SOUL FELT ITS WORTH

>>79022144
thats literally why its better, and why most professionals recommend it for tapering off benzos. the short half life of xanax means withdrawal sets in quickly and more intensely. SPASTIC.

>>79022143
Enjoy your food that gats spat in it because you're not muslim. I'm unironically a rasheed and you wouldn't believe the stuff we do to your food

>>79022151
I tried googling skin condition but it said nothing

horrific brith mark

>>79022175
thats what everyone says when they start using it

>>79022194
Rasheed

>>79022182
Completely wrong I'm a fucking psychiatrist. Longer the half-life makes it more addictive. because it stays in your system for longer. one week of valium use is equivalent to 10 days, 1 week of xanax is 7 days

go 'head envy me, I'm /brit/'s M.V.P, and I ain't going nowhere, so you can get to know me

never went to uni
what's it like?

got accepted to goldsmiths by typing #blacklivesmatter 1000 times on my personal statement

>>79022222
you have no self restraint or will power

business idea:
insert exploitable code in OpenSSL

>>79022112
acid attack

>>79021896
but it tastes good

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>>79022112
funniest man in britain (RIP the king)

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>>79021815
>an essex lad

>>79022194
false flag
ill eat it as long as it tastes good

business idea: use nmap to scan open ports on my university network and find vulnerabilities

>>79022194
How do they know I'm not a muslim?

>>79021670
Shelley is that u?

>>79022232
Except xanax is stronger and has more addiction potential because you have to re-dose more often due to the shorter effects. Why do you think every single xanax tapering program shifts onto valium?

>>79022239
best years of your life if you're a normoid, very boring if not

business idea: get a burka for the sole purpose of buying curries

hate how Pearl Jam get lumped in with Nirvana as a grunge band just cause they came from the 90s Seattle scene

they were 2 completely different types of rock bands. pearl jam were not even remotely grunge

>>79022298
could work

>>79022305
>pearl jam were not even remotely grunge
Yes they were

>>79022240
there's literally only one supplier of xanax in the UK. have fun when they get busted.

>>79022298
Muslim women aren't allowed out without a male guardian though so you'd need to marry a Paki as well to complete the disguise.

>>79022112
living outside too much

>>79022305
i call them girl jam because only girls and benders like them

>>79022267
that's right. My Nan fled here from Kildare because her drunken mick dad abused her, her mother and the rest of her family, smashed a bottle over her head.

Makes you think eh

>there's literally only one supplier of xanax in the UK

All me

imagine liking pearl jam

What a beautiful face
I have found in this place
That is circling all round the sun
What a beautiful dream
That could flash on the screen
In a blink of an eye and be gone from me
Soft and sweet
Let me hold it close and keep it here with me

And one day we will die
And our ashes will fly from the aeroplane over the sea
But for now we are young
Let us lay in the sun
And count every beautiful thing we can see
Love to be
In the arms of all I'm keeping here with me

What a curious life
We have found here tonight
There is music that sounds from the street
There are lights in the clouds
Anna's ghost all around
Hear her voice as it's rolling and ringing through me
Soft and sweet
How the notes all bend and reach above the trees

Oh how I remember you
How I would push my fingers through
Your mouth to make those muscles move
That made your voice so smooth and sweet
But now we keep where we don't know
All secrets sleep in winter clothes
With one you loved so long ago
Now he don't even know his name

What a beautiful face
I have found in this place
That is circling all round the sun
And when we meet on a cloud
I'll be laughing out loud
I'll be laughing with everyone I see
Can't believe how strange it is to be anything at all

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I'm drinking merlot and eating cambozola

watching Gaki no Tsukai

I'm a rural Scottish lad and I love birds with flat chests

if that's illegal then lock me up n throw away the key

>>79022332
im not addicted though, why are you being so presumptuous

probably had about 10 bars in the last 5 months
couldn't give a shit if it disappears

imagine liking chebs

>muslims spit in your food if you're not a muslim

no?
or is this a london thing?

>>79022345
what about tranny muslims? I'm a white man so I could say I'm just a male muslim transvestite

>>79022239
pos:
it's fun living on your own in a different city
unis have great facilities

neg:
students are homogeneous and boring people
you accrue a load of debt

>>79022371
DADDY
NEVER GAVE AFFECTION

>>79022389
'ce

>>79022389
'nce

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Got this today.

Please don't spoil the ending for me.

>>79022389
'e

>>79022269
>f-false f-f-flag I'll continue eating pubes

>>79022360
>girl jam

VEDDER ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>79022366
Not more than one usually does after reading an individual account of abusive treatment in a family.

>>79022406
oh right
didn't miss anything then

>>79022419
anne frank dies at the end

>>79022419
Good guys lose

why are brits so good at TUNES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U6UMjTVND8

>>79022425
any proofs
why would they say no to money

>>79022441
Irish genes

im drinking tea and eating dried mango from Sainsbury's

watching Gordon Ramsey's Hotel Hell on youtube

I'm a west london lad and i love fit blokes with muscular forearms

if that's illegal then lock me up n throw away the key

>>79022419
stalin gets the girl

why do english have no myth when irish have their own one?

>>79022371
eddie vedder is a lad tho

Bossman is always incredibly nice to me when I go to the kebabby, no way he'd spit in my food. Always chat about footy to him when he's preparing my scran

>>79022389
it is illegal you fucking nonce

>>79022401
It probably depends on a few factors. I bet there are lots that are decent human beings. Think I did hear of one or two of them being less than perfect though, particularly to non-muslims.

>>79022293
Completely wrong. Why are you assuming you know more than psychiatrist?

>>79022390
same

>>79022419
Vladimir Stalingrad dies at the end.

>>79022456
that's what i was thinking why would bossman put pubes in my kebab

>>79022448
pics x

>>79022470
how would they even know for sure who's muslim and who's not

it don't add up senpai

>>79022448
you gay?

>>79022483
psychiatry is a pseudoscience

How does it feel to let forever be?

>>79022495
it's just Rorke's schizophrenic fantasies.

there is one autist who says 'don't give money to pakis' whenever someone brings up getting a kebab or a curry

>>79022485
>>79022390
DUDE DRUGS IM NOT ADDICTED I CAN STOP ANYTIME I WANT LMAO

Deluded seems like the benniedipans have rotted your brain

>>79022517
just a dumb rorke who doesnt want me to enjoy my kebab

going to go help out the Congolese lads

https://consequenceofsound.net/2017/09/smash-mouth-singer-steve-harwell-hospitalized-for-heart-condition/?wasp=facebook-ads

fuck...

>>79022550
lmao

>>79022546
>>79022553

hello leftypol

>>79022567
SOME

Seems to me that any nation or people who have a profound effect of greatness on the world, eventually fall, become flooded with lesser peoples and are never the same again
>Greece
>Italy
>France
>Britain
>USA

>>79022550
get a grip

>>79022567
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire. How about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.

>>79022526
Completely wrong. Psychiatry provided those drugs you are abusing

... leftypol messing me around again preventing me from spreading racist lies ... Scoochey with the swiper ... September 2 2017 ...

>>79022616
no, the darknet did

>>79022621
reckon tim is low key racist

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>anon. can you stop bothering us please. if you want to talk to us call studio66. it's only £3pm. lmao

Water fun on ITV lads

I like when Brazilian white girl suck on my pee pee

>>79022572
>>79022607
baited
>>79022546
Why are you assuming things? I literally am from Turkey, granted the shop I work in is from a poor area and we only have 2 star hygiene not sure what it's like everywhere else

>>79022620
xD

>>79022620
haha yeah...

my local kebab shop has union flag bunting up, and england flags and stuff on the menu, and a white owner. The guys who work there are asian though. They have a burger called a gang bang burger. bit of a worry, that. Owner looks quite shifty too. They do a very good doner meat vindaloo though, that's my main concern. Probably won't be buying from them again after reading this:>>79022194

I can make my own chicken vindaloo for less, no worries.

>>79022645
>white man in high wycombe

definitely

>These two Benzo addicts in here

Like clockwork

*shoots you with my BB gun*

>>79022598

>>79022651
>>79022598
baffling pair of post

>>79022594
How do you explain China, then?

>>79022620
literally me

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im already worrying about work on monday lads

>>79022633
And the darknet just got them out of thin air? People have to doctor shop to get them to sell

>>79022659
>Why are you assuming things? I literally am from Turkey, granted the shop I work in is from a poor area and we only have 2 star hygiene not sure what it's like everywhere else
do you actually think anyone believes you?

Hey girls. Hey boys.

>>79022651
kek

>>79022703
no they don't, they synthesize and press them theirselves.

>>79022620
definitely not okay with the thought of Chad coming for the conservative asian qts

>>79022691
how do YOU explain china

>>79022704
Yep:
>>79022673

I'm literally telling the truth, I don't care if you believe me or not. I'm just trying to help out

DUDE
DUDE LMAO
LMAO

>2017 Kyle MacLachlan

wew. might have to try this whole veganism shit 2bh

wow do americans really eat this?

>>79022651
what the fuck are you talking about?

>>79022728
China isn't flooded with lesser peoples.
Case dismissed.

i lost another friend of mine again haha

What are you supposed to do with suicidal thoughts? Like is there any way to get rid of them?

>he doesn't check the hygiene rating of prospective food vendors
http://ratings.food.gov.uk/

>>79022704
i believe him because I found hair and dust in a kebab before

not a benzo addict
just like a bar every now and again for sleep

>>79022691
The Chinese aren't a singular people. Just loads of different peoples ruled over by the ever reproducing Han. Plus China has done absolutely no good for the world

>>79022772
i like to store mine under my bed

>>79022651
Unfamiliar with the cultural frame of reference this post is accessing

>>79022782
austism

>>79022254
>RIP
bit p*pish, Ulster.

>>79022761
gimp

any vegans on?

>>79022769
hate it when my friends visit Aokigahara haha

>>79022772
take mdma

>>79022785
>im not addicted I can stop anytime I want!
>doesnt stop
deluded

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>EY, AM A FAKKIN MUSLIM ROIGHT, AND I SPIT IN YER FOOD! AND I WOIPE MY ARSE ON YER KEBBAB. ALLAHU ACKBAR PAL, I AIN'T LOYIN

79022804
do not have a clue what this post means

>>79022822
Gazza's really let himself go

>>79022818
why don't you stop eating meat anon?
are you a meat addict?

I believe the rasheed cunt 2bh, my Mum found a moth in a kebab. And a friend who had a cig butt in one
>>79022814
Awful advice it depletes serotonin

>>79021395
>>79021395
>>79021395

MOVE

>>79022787
> China has done absolutely no good for the world
Sure, but they had a "profound effect of greatness" on the world, as anon said.

>>79022822
see yer da's takin the divorce well

>>79022822
state of rorkes

>>79022682
OY MATE
THAT'S TEN YEARS IN PRI'ON FOR YOU MATE
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

>>79022772
NLP
http://www.planetnlp.com/nlp_exercises.html
and self-hypnosis
http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-Self-Hypnosis
https://talktherapies.wordpress.com/2014/09/09/self-hypnosis-the-betty-erickson-method/

>>79022857
serotonin is a meme

>>79022891
Even when you leftists appear to triumph... still we rise again.
And do you know why? It's because the rorke is born of a realisation. We require no slogan, no brainwashing by desperate, corrupt media and entertainment.
All we need is that the world be as it is. And this is why the rorke will never be destroyed.

>>79022973
didnt read a word

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YASSSSSSSSS QUEEN SLAAYYYYYYYY

>>79024728
heheh nonce one