/brit/

It's true, we are.

Outstanding post in its field.

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ive always thought it might be cool to be a very feminine acting gayboi but ALSO be incredibly hench

my thinking is thus:
wearing slutty clothes and sashaying around = gay and cringey

wearing slutty clothes and sashaying around while being stacked = alpha and hilarious (and also a bit gay haha)

>>79021395
WTF

is dis real?

OP IS TRYING TO TRICK YOU INTO POSTING IN THE WRONG THREAD

WERE ALL IN HERE

>>79020922

>>79020922


>>79020922

>>79021395
>>79021395
me on the right

>>79021533
Fuck off, that was our secret no tripcunt thread. You and your big gob.

>>79021533
fuck off poley

>>79021651
see you in a couple of days

>>79021493
strangely seemed to work though

>>79022849
Meat doesn't rot you brain cells and lower your IQ

feel like this sue pic would make Tim even more insane were he to set eyes on it

I'm chinese and we literally shit in everybodys food in my dad's takeaway

>>79022844
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-40705687

>>79021395
source pls

>>79022869
How exactly?

I would literally put a petrol bomb into any shop that tampered with my food

bit extreme but thats just me x

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the bf

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according to an online test i have the english vocabulary of a 14 year old

We are better than /balt/

>>79022917
https://www.youtube.com/user/MrTimmyUk

she appeared in one of the videos in last week, have a look

>>79022945
link to test?

only take benzos for stim comedowns

simple as

>>79022932
Hello Padraig
>>79022945
link?

>>79022893
prove that the occasional bit of drugs do

>>79022945
link

>>79022893
do you have proof that minor benzo consumption, say once or twice a month effects IQ?

My parents own a chippy and my mum would literally make me poo in the mushy peas when I was a kid, which we served to the "shitmunchers" as we called them

I'm just trying to do you a favour. I wouldn't eat at any place owned by white people like me, we're fucking animals.

79022916
i do not follow crypto-jew philosophies sorry

>>79022983
>>79022978
>>79022976
piss off im not giving you a fucking link

>>79023017
LINK

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We will now take a moment to explore the art of the ol' 'press.

Stage 1: Assemble your utensils: One Aerobie Aeropress®, one porcelain mug and one coffee filter + coffee.

>>79023017
I'll fucking deck you cunt

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susan, aka "thot"

>>79023002
GOOD post

>>79022893

it gives you cancer and potentially contains parasites that can leave you paralysed

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>i do not follow crypto-jew philosophies sorry

>>79022926
Don't know how anon defines "influence on the world".
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Chinese_inventions

>>79022978
>Hello Padraig

just a scouser actually (non-irish)

>>79023023
i said fuck off you queer

>>79023035
try it

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>>79023017
cheeky nobend

>>79023066
L I N K
I
N

K

>>79022945
Aaa yeess, the monoglot.

>Ah yes Saturday night
>The perfect time to take an English vocabulary test

There is something seriously wrong with all of you.

>drinking coffee made directly from beans and not just instant granules

sure it tastes a bit better, but not enough to be worth the effort

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>nobend

>>79023058
alri david

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Stage 2: Today we will be using the inverted method for a superior brew time and a richer, more nuanced cup of coffee.

Assemble the device as such and fill with 2-and-a-quarter spoonfuls of ground coffee beans while the kettle boils.

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>>79023033
the fucking state of that worktop

about to parachute the mandy

>drinking coffee
FOY

>drinking

I don't drink coffee

foul addictive substance, rots your braincells and lowers your IQ

best radiohead album?
kid a for me

has there been a funnier moment in kino history?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5k5Kz74ozM

>>79023111
>drinking a strong coffee at 7:30
rasheed

So lads
why did you start going on 4chan?

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>>79023102
>not just chewing up the whole plant

>>79023142
'E

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Stage 3: After the kettle has boiled, pour a cupful of hot water into your mug to heat the mug and keep your coffee warmer for longer when it is ready at the end. Also take the time to insert your coffee filter into the plastic cap.

>>79023062
>scouser
Irish by default

>>79023142
for me it's lp10

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Started drinking at work lads. Just take it in a flask. Don't think anyone has noticed yet. Is this the beginning of the end?

>>79023155
i do that too what's so rasheed about it

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this website ruined my life

>>79023157
dunno

>>79023157
too abnormie for social media

>>79023111
lmao

*saunters over to my £3,745 Jura Giga 5*
*presses the Americano button*
*the machine springs to live, delivering me a world class cup of delicious columbian bean water*

enjoy your BPA coffee lmao

>>79023191
MUH DIKKKK

>>79023171
false 2bh

>>79023176
same happened to me and cocaine

once it creeps into your daily life, you have the beginning of a problem.

>>79023185
haha
yes

>>79023185
Take some responsibility

>>79023157
I went on it once and it was funny

fuck off

>>79023157
was really depressed and thought life couldn't get much worse so decided to just go on 4chan
i was wrong

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Stage 4: Now the water in the kettle has had some time to cool slightly, pour it gently into the Aeropress™ and stir slowly with a teaspoon to make sure all the ground coffee is adequately seeped in the water.

>>79023237
morning

fuck on

business idea: buy a load of curries and stuff from a muslim takeaway dressed as the ultimate rorke, then change into muslim clothes and take it down the local mosque and give it to muslims

>>79023157
thought r/4chan was really funny and decided to just join in

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>the machine springs to live

i remember when i made my first thread back in september of 2012 on /b/ everyone berated me and i was so embarrassed i cried

if i didnt discover 4chan id probably waste my life on reddit or something instead so

>>79023185
I don't know why, but I'll tell you this. This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.

People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.

I'm not telling you to b urself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave 4chan. Do anything else.

>>79023237
>>79023258
alri mr miyagi

>>79023142
tkol

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I'm closer to the Golden Dawn
Immersed in Crowley's uniform
Of imagery
I'm living in a silent film
Portraying Himmler's sacred realm
Of dream reality

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Stage 5: Pour out the hot water from your mug into the sink, splashing a little into the coffee filter in the plastic cap to ensure the filter stays snugly in place when it is screwed onto the Aeropress®.

>>79023237
fo guck yourself

>>79023157
hate the so-called "social media",
love wasting time and learning odd tidbits whilst engaging in banter and observing humorous images with comments.

>>79023245
this is my gimmick, thanks for reusing it x

>>79023157
Hit a random article on Urban Dictionary back in 2005, and it was about /b/. Found it fascinating. 4chan was different back then, of course.

its bizarre to imagine that had i never discovered 4chan i would probably be a completely different person right now

should consider a chemex instead of aeropress, much nicer coffee

this aeropress gimp has spent the last 10 minutes brewing a shite cup of coffee

the islamic state of him

>pre gamergate and fappening 4chan

feel like shit just want it back

just ate 10 xanax bars

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I have a recurrent dream
Everytime I loose my voice
I swallow little glowing lights
My mother and son baked for me

And during the night
They do a trapeze walk
Until they're in the sky
Right above my bed

While I'm asleep
My mother and son pour into me
Warm glowing oil
Into my wide open throat

I have a recurrent dream
Everytime I feel a hoarseness
I swallow warm glowing lights
My mother and son baked for me, oh

They make me feel so much better
They make me feel better

We have a recurrent dream
Everytime we loose our voices
We dream swallow little lights
Our mother and son bake for us

During the night
They do a little trapeze walk
Until they're in the sky
Right above our heads
While we're asleep
My mother and son pour into us
Pour into us
Warm glowing oil
Into our wide open throats

I have a recurrent dream

They make me feel better
They make me feel better

>>79023306
The Virgin Fingers

>>79023308
Don't swear at me you little shit

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Stage 6: Apply the plastic cap to the top of your 'press, invert it the correct way up and over the top of your mug. Slowly plunge the plunger, allowing the coffee to filter into the mug.

>dumb movie
>dickhead customer demands a burger
>extended sequence of clips of workers rubbing the burger and buns up their arses and shitting on them and pissing on them while It Ain't Me blares in the background
>42 minutes later finally hand customer his burger
>he eats it and loves it
>couples-only screen ERUPTS amid a storm of crab legs in applause and laughter
>clips of reactions to said reactions at hipster bar full of blue-haired dykes and numales is posted the following morning

>>79023357
wait lol azlyrics said recurrent dream instead of recurring dream
the fuck?

>>79023306
not an ounce of mass on those fingers

bet you weigh about 7 stone

if i didnt discover /brit/ id be a wall street stockbroker hedge fund manager assistant ceo no word of a lie

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NEED a miesha tate gf lads

>>79023157
genuinely cannot remember, I know id have been about 12 though haha

popped a molly now im sweating

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80s kino

>>79023361
go fuck yerself brett

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Stage 7: Now fully plunged, take away the Aeropress using your virgin fingers and unscrew the cap.

if i hadnt discovered 4chan i probably would have ascended to a pure-energy consciousness years ago

every picture in the aeropress runt's house looks so filthy and grim

bet he's a northerner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx4BVGPkdzk

>>79023373
It spills everywhere when you flip it

>>79023324
hello grandad

>>79023428
those waist high swimsuits are very unaesthetic

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feel like shit just want her back

>>79023361
already alerted the GCSB to this post

>>79023436
>using your virgin fingers
Kek

I wash the inside of my anus during shower
is that gay

>>79023452
state of his basin

if i didnt discover 4chan i could have settled down with a 4/10 fat gf

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Stage 8: Place the plastic cap to one side, being careful to keep the 'press upright so moist coffee granules don't accidentally get everywhere.

this album plays on constant loop as we mindlessly walk around /brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34UutDrXV2Q

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CYMRU v AWSTRIA
Cic gyntaf: 1945
S4C
[ɛs ˈpɛdwar ɛk]

>>79023395
sounds like you dodged a bullet there then lad

>>79023283
>discover 4chan

you'd have 'discovered' it sooner or later. its hardly an obscure site you stumble upon accidentally

>>79023501
yeah, wouldn't want your clean kitchen getting dirty haha

>>79023481
It was a joke.
Tell them it was a joke.

>>79023502
this showed up in my recommended vids and I've listened to it twice in the last week

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my little brother turns 20 tomorrow, and i'll be 23 in october

hate how time flies. wish it was still 2012-2014 desu

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Stage 9: Pop the now-spent coffee 'cake' out of the bottom of the aeropress with one final plunge, taking care to eject it onto something disposable for easier transferring into the bin (here we see a napkin).

>>79023494
thats a good thing. i do that too
are you a maori?

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GAY
ANAL
SEX

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me in the back

>>79023566
no

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1503502311681.webm

D A E S T H E T I C

>>79023547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eox05oSLSs&

got the perfect guide for that

how bad do you reckon it is living in a twin room flat with a divider?

>>79023568
you gay?

>>79023566
it's josie

>>79023579
fuck isr*el

>>79023607
no

>>79023558
too little too late hombres, i hope you get good bandwidth in prison

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Stage 10: Rinse the rubber end of the Aeropress under the tap, taking care to rub any stubborn remaining coffee residue off with your fingers and preferably a dish towel. Also take a moment to rinse the inside and outside of the plastic cap.

>>79023564
going to eject you into the fucking bin

I cover my hands in soap suds and massage my arsehole, once I'm finished i turn the shower head to full power and point it right up there. I also close my eyes whilst I brush my teeth

is that gay

tHINK i MIGHT GO FOR A SHOWER AND GO ON A RIDE ON TH' OL' 'TORBIKE LADE

For unto us a Child is born
Unto us a Son is given
And the government
Shall be upon His shoulder
And his name shall be called
Wonderful
Counselor
The Mighty God
The Everlasting Father
The Prince of Peace.

im heartbroken rec me some songs

probably the oldest person in here

>>79023033
>>79023111
>>79023169
>>79023245
>>79023306
>>79023373
>>79023436
>>79023501
>>79023564
>>79023614
Thanks for this, especially if it's OC. I am unironically inspired to buy an Aeropress at the next possible chance and save these instructions somehow. Love coffee, currently use a drip filter but the coffee it makes seems weak compared to my french press. I only use it because dumping paper filters in the food recycling is a million times easier than cleaning that french press steel filter.

>>79023634
what kinda bike you got la

>>79023631
>I cover my hands in soap suds and massage my arsehole, once I'm finished i turn the shower head to full power and point it right up there.
same lad

is it gay to enjoy skips?

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Stage 11: Add a splash of organic, free-range cow's milk to your hot caffeinated beverage.

Now Playing: Bjork - Debut

So what's with all the doomsayers on reddit regarding Brexit? I take them with a grain of salt because I feel as though these are the same types of fags that post hysterical anti-Trump stuff on there.

>>79023652
nope.

>>79023651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPwyBfJjBmk

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>>79023651
am bit busy, search Mandalay

>>79023631
i BLAST MY ARSE WITH BOILING WATER FROM THE SHOWER HEAD TO ENSURE THERE'S NO LEFTOVER POO THAT I MIGHT HAVE MISSED 2BH

>>79023613
I'll have to join the Mongrel Mob to survive in prison, you've doomed me to a life of crime.

I hope you're happy.

>>79023662
>French press
FUCK
OFF
YANK

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>>79023676

why does everyones hands except mine look strange and shit

my hands are great, storied, proportional, aesthetic and colourful

y'all hands are SHIT

>>79023676
runt mug, runt sideboard, runt coffee process, runt milk (bet you use green top)

>>79023712
post

>>79023652
I'm a 47 year old Indian gentleman

Eh lads, just got a warning email off my ISP for downloading movies.

What's the best way to block them seeing this shit?

>>79023033
>>79023662
it's a yank gimmick. it's better than a drip filter or plunge filter. but it's still not as good as a manual espresso machine.

>>79023670
HONDA MSX125 LAD. I LOVE IT BUT WOULD GET EATEN ALIVE ON THE MOTORWAY SO I'M THINKING OF UPGRADING...

>>79023714
>runt milk (bet you use green top)
hello fat cunt

I placed an order for a couple pizzas from local takeaway about 20 minutes ago and just realised I don't have enough to pay for it.

Comes to 12 quid and I've got 8. Will they just take something back? Seems like a waste of food

the oldest (regular) poster on /brit/ is Devon, who is in his mid-30s

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Stage 12: Finally, take the time to enjoy your well-earned freshly made proper coffee with a snack (optional), safe in the knowledge that you are superior to the plebs drinking their shitty freeze-dried granules and the Deanos drinking their bland, tasteless Nespresso Pods.

>>79023728
close your curtains

>>79023728
VPN

Or do nothing because they literally have no power to do anything.

>>79023686
>reddit
no one here knows lad, why dont you login to reddit and ask there.

>>79023728
vpn maybe

>>79023697
the caps lock blunder makes this post quite funny desu

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>>79023699
>the Mongrel Mob
but you're already on /brit/!

bet im the yougest person here

>>79023688
reckon i am
>>79023727
nah you're not

mama mia

>>79023744
fucking knew it you walking twig

would bend you in two like a wham bar

>>79023748
Most places have card machines nowadays.

>>79023748
don't know why I laughed at this so much

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>>79023651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUOZ7FqcsZ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-ydGUHUDj8

>>79023763
>>79023758
Cheers, I would do nothing but my parents started raging over it

flux just turned on

>>79023769
turned 18 a matter of milliseconds ago

>>79023748
fucking idiot hope he takes it all back you dont deserve nourishment

Screen just went blue.
Posting from my phone.
... pc hacks ...

>>79023786
fuck man.....
i needed songs to comfort me not make me want to fucking kill myself
thanks anyway...

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>>79023651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGeXU4K0ddU

Embrace Fashwave

>>79023729
while the coffee they produce is undeniably better, a good manual espresso machine is much more expensive than an aeropress, less forgiving, more time consuming and harder to clean.

aeropress is the best if you want one big mug of strong, clean, freshly-brewed coffee quickly and without much mess desu.

>>79023725
would but I actually can't (no camera, shit phone)

>>79023829
yea alright sausage fingers

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fucking state of the yanks

>>79023773
>>79023751
nope

HITLER FOUGHT FOR SOCIAL JUSTICE 2BH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Teyy1A_AJso

any niggers here I can say hello to?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/boxing/40866464

padraig fighting now

>>79023766
you're a funny guy

>>79023798
doxxed off your sunset time

you're done kid

people think I have sausage fingers but really I just have big palms

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperial_Federation

Why do you pronounce "Edinburgh" as "Edinbro"?

>>79023651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OjLc3ZeWaQ

>>79023884
only yanks

<3
?

>>79023837
my fingers are the best bit
knuckles are a worn down to a shine, constant deep purple colour on account of my thousands of hours bagwork

really adds character

>>79023902
hello leftypol

>>79023884
Edinbreh

>>79023738
M8 i got a honda NX125. everytime i get on the highway i feel like i'm gonna take off any moment

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>>79023866

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FUCK MINI BABYBELLS

>>79023907
>thousands of hours bagwork
sounds very gay

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>>79023754
do you have even one clean surface in your entire hovel of a house?

>>79023921
yeah think my mum's got that hairdryer too

>>79023940
yeah, I always get distracted looking at my muscular sweaty body during a workout

>>79023651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FX34TjJe-c#t=27m

This song in particular probably works but the whole album is heartbreak central.

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the so called hands

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>>79023947
no I live with my mentally ill mother

>>79023976
pics

>>79023823
not fond of fashwave usually, tends to be soft and even more generic than most -wave stuff
but this is good

>>79023751
hmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>79023976
never reply to me again

>>79023884
ed
in
buh
ruh

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>this triggers the rorke

>>79023884
EDINBUTTHOLE

>>79023839
go on then. you better not be older than 30

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>no I live with my mentally ill mother

*leaks the entire plot of season 5 of GoT to 4chan*

>>79023975
BOI

>>79023996
I have too many distinctive scars on my torso, if someone I knew posted here I would be outed

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>>79024030
Most of my Hamilton /f1/ memes are out of date since Nico retired.

>>79024030
brown boy

>>79024030
Do you reckon Lady Di would have appreciated his poem?

>>79024066
any good sites to stream season 7?

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forgot that one had nips

>>79023754
>Implying I don't have an aeropress on the shelf gathering dust

any /phimosis/ lads in? got a tale for you. non-lads not allowed to read

>be me (20 year old virgin)
>have score 2 phi
>been naturally stretching for a little over a year now
>in the tub today, doing my routine
>stretch to normal limit, just before the ridge
>feeling lucky today
>lean to one side, dip the willy under water for some extra lubrication
>start to pull
>gets to the ridge
>STANDING. ON THE EDGE
>alright, I can do better then this
>take a deep breath and go maximum power level
>gets the skin past the ridge
>at last I truly see.png
>full head exposed for first time
>lets test this puppy out
>try for one full stroke - success - retracts down to below the ridge
>again for the second, slow and steady
>try for a third, but went too fast
>skin folds underneath itself on the way up the wrong way
>in tandem with the over-sensitivity of the head it's fucking agonizing
>try to deflate
>manage to pull the skin back in place
>calm the willy down and continue with my bath

fun times lads

>>79024090
you cannot post this

Rorke here in my rented thread in 4chan's /int/

Janny's got the swiper

Cowardly leftypol are doing hacks on my PC again because they aren't as bright as me

If someone from /cum/ can get me a green card I want to leave this general and never come back, i'm SICK of leftypol messing me about and forcing me to see opposing opinions when I don't want to

>>79024099
watched it all on alluc.ee

wahey what's cracking my dudes!!

>>79024139
fuck off

>>79024109
only read two words

>he doesn't study the occult
>he isn't an initiated 13 degree freemason
What's it like being an unwashed pleb? What don't you become a mason, it's the best brotherhood there is?

can't imagine being 20 and still a virgin

>>79024115
Sorry :(

>>79024129
howling

>>79024109

See >>79009830 >>79009830 >>79009830 >>79009830

chandler gets really skinny and unhealthy looking in season 3
matthew perry must have been doing a lot of crack

>>79024139
dont ever post in /brit/ again if you thought even for a second this was going to be remotely amusing to anyone

>>79024042
not telling, if you had been here the years around Cravens time you might know as i did celebrate a birthday on /brit/ i was ill and not up for much else. i am not the oldest ever but i thin ki am the oldest regular.

>>79022959
I don't like it when people like him and terry davis upload hourly and I have to search through all the videos to find something comical that was posted on here

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>>79024086
Oh Jesus I was saving this one. This is fucking tragic.

>>79024099
>season 7

wuhou slow down there shakespeare

>>79024129
alri rasheed

WAHEY IT'S ME

>>79024160
seen that thread. polish degenerate fell for schlomo's tricks. shan't be at that. i'm all natty. god made me this way

>>79024099
sky go x

>>79024187
classic

I've been watching nothing but trek for the past 3 months and now I finally understand why everyone was fed up of space operas in the 90s

>>79024187
hahahah bantz

>>79022977
>not combining stoma with benzos
Literally unmatched confidence and benzos negate the side effects of stims and stims negate the benzos side effects

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>god made me this way

>>79024173
just tell us lid

>>79024187
*dabs in respect*

>>79024187
another cracking one

>>79024173
you sound like a right sad old cunt

>>79022977
pretty much the only reason to use them

that and job interviews

>>79024173
was here at those times but if you think some random anons birthday would be momeorable to me you are overestsimating both my memory and the importance of your birthday to me.

dont be a bell end just ball park it if you want to be wet about it

god does not exist

fuck w*cky br*ce

>>79024173
Devon

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god exists

ive been on /brit/ since the craven days

i turn 20 later this month

>>79024286
you're my hero

>>79024136
Thanks

>>79024286
underage

>>79024152
>13th degree
And which degree would that be? Assuming you're not a yank.

been on /brit/ 10 seconds and I'm 48

Pacific Rim just starting on ITV2 if anyone is interested in that sort of thing.

>>79024109
>score 2
?
overall it sounds not worth it

been on /brit/ for about 45 minutes

fuck off

>>79024256
>>79022977
wonder how it feels to be invincible you only need benzos for job interviews and other one offs
wish I never had become dependant on them

>>79024286
same, except I'm 21 in July.

Imagine being Tim.

>all I want is to play my music, why are people sabotaging me?
>that postman looks suspicious
>I think my microwave is plotting against me
>I'm too dressed for this video, I should strip to my skivvies and then upload it

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>>79024313
started an hour ago you PRAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AKMGlGuk_M
choon
>>79024256
Know a lad that got prescribed valium from a private doctor, definitely takes them a bit too much
he's on SRIs as well and is a massive cokehead, genuinely worry for the lad because he's a good bloke

>>79024305
WAS underage. i think i started /brit/posting in early 2013 while I was 15

>>79024313
no I'm not chinese sorry

>>79024267
Lol yeah he does

>>79024244
you seem very needy. all that happens when i do is kids cry grandad, and then i get my posts get ignored if its obvious its me. so nah bruv.

>>79024342
just need to lick her bumhole then I'll kill myself

>>79024319
phimosis is graded from score 1 (full retraction) to score 5 iirc

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>>79024332

>>79024369
proofs????

I got bills
I gotta pay

>>79024332
>my feet hurt
>I wish I was at home making piano videos

>>79024129
Kek

>>79024313
belter film

>>79024342
that's weird, it says 8PM start on my telly guide but yeah it's an hour in

bit sad now

>>79024267
ur in for a big surprise kiddo

>>79024332
He has gotten more female attention than I have gotten this year, she is insanely cute

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>>79024371
same

>>79024384
left: me before work

right: me after work

>>79024386
Miracles innit

>>79024370
grow up grandad

>>79024384
Isn't Tim like 60?

>>79024424
Read that as wank for a second and Lol'd

I just want to talk to a girl
Look in to her eyes and watch her smile at me
Offer a smile in return
Just want to feel close to a girl
Femininity is god's greatest gift

>>79024406
Who?

Is Devon the most prominent county in /brit/?

>>79024370
Devon

>>79024332
lol
he's an obnoxious dickhead who purposefully plays his shitty music far too loud
if I was his neighbour I'd complain to the landlord until he got kicked out

>>79024427
>>79024427
>>79024427

LADS

>>79024442
I can put some lippy on if you like

>>79024416
>16 ▶
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>>79024442
Faggot