/brit/

hot

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hate leftypol not racist just dont like them thinking they have to speak up for my race, simple as

i have diagnosed schizophrenia lads, do you think I could get assisted suicide permit for it in Switzerland?

>>79019801
would nosh on those chebs

>girl in the group chat keeps posting pictures of her bf dressed in her clothes

hmm

BIG fan of germans and icelandics

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ず

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number 10 2bh

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>Pepe creator sues author of 'alt-right children's book: The Adventures of Pepe and Pede' for using likeness of Pepe
>wins
>doesn't take the money but instead forces him to donate profits of the book to an Islamic Advocacy Organisation - the Council on American-Islamic Relations which supports Hamas


supreme banter

imagine being posting in /brit/ in 3AM

dire

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>>79019976
thots

>>79019993
brilliant

intro to transmission by joy division is so good lads

guess who's back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCkmIyC6v00

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BY ORDER OF THE TRIUMVIRATE, ALL MOCKERY OF JEWS AND THEIR ONE GOD SHALL BE KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM

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>i enjoy faust

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>>79019993
well done... can't have anyone stealing intellectual property

willy absolutely REEKS
but i had a look at it just now and theres no smegma or anything

must be ghosts

>>79019993
>ah yes giving money to a terrorist organisation that fires missiles at israel
anti-semitic bastard

>>79020036
drums like a machine

>>79020036
great post

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>>79019993

>>79019992
NONCE

>>79019976
would like to put my willy her in mouth

>>79020046
post top 10

imagine a world where rome never rose to power
literally unimaginable

>>79020082
rude

>>79020056
>leftypol doesnt wash
>>79019923
That's awful reddit of you

>>79020057
if you dont get banter, why are you posting under a British flag?

POWER IS A LADDER

>>79020082
nonce

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>post top 10

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Fish is a bit of a chubby boi

>>79020054
thought you Yanks were all about private property

post your favourite song

>>79020096
I'm not British I'm Israeli :)

>>79020057
>>79020054
imagine being this bad at handling banter you have to whinge and whine over a funny joke

>>79020086
he won't he knows it's all shite

>>79020082
fucking nonce scum

I'll kick your head in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ4ZAZJphx4

>>79020127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6BOHuibDk8

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imagine her farts

>>79019993
kek
e
k

really good song

https://youtu.be/qYkbTyHXwbs

>>79020131
Anti-semitism isn't funny you vile racist cunt

>>79020131
i don't really care

>>79020046
>>79020117
thoughts on this song >>79020039 ?

>>79020127
depends on the context

>>79020127
Holding Yr Hand (prod. YUNG BAE) by Atlas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEKuE4U9zBk

joy division or new order

>>79020150
how does she physically fit all that in?

>>79020173
>>79020189
>>79020164
'eddit

ever since nintendo re-released the snes the nearby reseller place is selling snes carts for upto €40 a piece. fucking cheek of them

>>79020189
i have a german milsurp jacket with a joy division embroidered design on the back

so joy division

>>79020142
What does Gordon Ramsay know about running a hotel?

>>79020196
her stomach expands a ridiculous amount, pushing her other organs out of the way. sounds pretty dangerous 2bh

>>79020196
bread is mostly air by volume

>>79020189
joy division are hipster shite

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>>>79020046 (You)
>>>79020117 (You)
>thoughts on this song >>79020039 ?

>>79020218
he knows about customer service

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>6:12

where the fuck has the day gone

didn't I just wake up?

>>79020218
is bing broken?

>>79020189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re4aDJL3heA

>>79020202
fuck off deano

Why don't lefties dislike Islam if they are more homophobic and anti-semitic as the alt-right?

god awful gimmick
just throw them away you mong

any retarded man in

>>79020214
yeah you posted that here and looked like an absolute clown

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>>79020189
Утpo

i enjoy faust

>>79019993
alt right's so cringey

>>79020261
Hold them to far lower standards because they're brown.

>>79020205
have you seen the price of old teles?

shitty old 14" sonys from the 80's are selling for £100+

>>79020271
yep see >>79020241
>>79020117
>>79020046

might join the university boxing team and smash everyone there to bits

might rent a bed in a local hostel and stay there at weekends. easy way to meet new people

>>79020306
Don't forget to call them nerds while you do it.

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Top banter on the Family Chase lads

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>>79020313
>he fell for the reverse bait

>>79020313
baited for this EXACT response

>>79020278
cringe at larpers

>>79020315
spazzoid

>>79020315
unironically good idea

>>79020331
good point

going to see slowdive with the Korean shoegaze gf in October

>>79020352
>>79020355
conflicting posts.

>>79020315
>so where are you from anon?

Daily reminder if you don't know how to play chess or write in cursive you aren't white
>>79020371
Ludford the virgin

>>79020371
their new album is great desu

>>79020371
slowdrive is total trash, loveless is the only good shoegaze album and even that isn't good

how do i find a vapowave bf in 11 days

i have 2 tickets for a Blank Banshee concert in London on the 13th but I haven't got anyone to go with yet

Dedication.
You are approaching again, swaying figures,
The early one had once shown itself to the gloomy view.
Am I trying to hold you this time?
Do I feel my heart still inclined to that delusion?
You urge yourselves! now good, so may ye reign,
As you rise from vapor and mist around me;
My bosom feels youthfully shaken
From the magic breath that surrounds your train.

You bring with you the images of happy days,
And some dear shadows rise;
Like an old, half-saga legend
Come first love and friendship;
The pain becomes new, it repeats the complaint
Life labyrinthically erring run,
And call the good ones, to have beautiful hours
Blown away by happiness, vanished before me.

You do not hear the following chants,
The souls to whom I sung the first;
Destroyed is the friendly throng,
Decay, ah! the first reverberation.
My song sounds to the unknown crowd,
Their applause itself makes my heart afraid,
And what else is pleasing in my song,
If it still lives, mistreated in the world dispels.

And I seized a long-weaned longing
After that quiet, solemn kingdom of spirits,
It now floats in undefined tones
My lisping song, like the Earl's Hare,
A shudder seizes me, tears follow tears,
The strict heart, it feels mild and soft;
What I have, I see as in the wide,
And what disappeared became realities to me.

>>79020371
how would one go about acquiring such a gf?

>>79020334
NEED those fingernails firmly gripped into my bollocks

>>79020388
>>79020403
conflicting posts

>>79020350
didn't know there was something like that around the band

>>79020407
>vapowave bf
Easy just go to a reddit meet-up for a reddit genre

>>79020386
not a kpop fan, just in a happy relationship with someone from South Korea, simple as

>>79020371
>shoegaze
Not an adjective or even a word

seeing a pic of a cute girl physically hurts

>>79020439
>shoegaze
dangerous and downright stupid

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>>79020386
i have forgotten how to do a few capital letters in cursive

>>79020446
greeks have a word for this

>>79020435
>lying on the internet

>shoegaze gf
>vapowave bf

fuck off with this shit

shoo, gays

What is it like to go to a concert on your own?

Weird?

>>79020386
dont belive more than like 0.1% of people in uk can't play chess or write cursive

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g54aPmNjMM4

>>79020473
not at all

>>79020421
the ozzy is wrong
he has reddit tier taste

>>79020473
you get to trip mosh starters and trample their heads in, so it evens out

>>79020477
Cringe at larpers

>>79020473
no

>>79020476
chess is for literal brainlets, RTS games like starcraft require way more brainpower than chess ever did

>>79020465
*sues you for libel*

>>79020416
be yourself

>>79020463
'virginity'

>>79020386
>Cursive
FOY

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>chess is for literal brainlets, RTS games like starcraft require way more brainpower than chess ever did

Only watch stoner movies. Simple as. Comedies are the only good genre of films, rest of them are pretentious reddit shite that tries too hard to be intelligent. Stoner films are the most patrician film tastes.

I have watched Ben-Hur(1959) literally eight times I am in a state of no doubt that this movie is one of the best achievement the humanity has ever made.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKzGnSho1_0

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>dat time Bruckheimer tried to make a Law & Order UK version with Bradley Walsh as the prosecutor

going to a 70s afro-funk gig tonight

really dont know what to expect

i have played thousands of games of chess and honestly Go/baduk is the better game

business idea: ask a woman if she'd like to see New Direction. when she says yes, show her my nude erection

>>79020547
lots of white people

>>79019993
Shouldn't the alt right like Hamas though? They shoot rockets at Israeli Jews

hi

>>79020507
t. can't play chess
>>79020551
very contrarian and childish opinion

anime communism

light green eyes > light blue eyes > blue eyes = hazel eyes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>brown eyes

>>79020127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO0erLpktSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKNOlDtZluU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBUe_v6Mi70
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sticXkHxZC4

>>79020300
that fucking James Rolfe has a LOT to answer for

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>>79020598
What am I

>>79020593
never has there ever been a more autistic sentence
>>79020598
>blue eyes > brown > green > light blue

The movie unironically restored my faith in Jesus Christ.

Amen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueS07YbMeUw

only literal tarquins learn chess and cursive at their £billion/term private schools

doesn't matter what they learn, as they meet the other future tarquins and continue to engage in corruption and nepotism when they get older

>ywn be an ambient musician signed to Windham Hill Records, living in a comfy lodge somewhere in Maine with a loving wife, 3 children and an old Volvo on the driveway

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>>79020598
>mum has BRIGHT green eyes
>so do both of brothers
>me
>blue eyes

FUCK YOU DAD!

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reminder it was rigged

>>79020631
"bright green" is just blue green
t. mummy has bluegreen I have blue and sister has green

does anyone else just love chewing on their toe/fingernails once they've cut them off

>>79020611
diarrhea
>>79020626
t. brainlet
>>79020631
opiate addict also very mongoloid looking like a white chinese person

>>79020111
>>79020141
she's 24

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Gentlemen
Congratulaions to the winners

>>79020631
lol, you're the milkman's boy

>>79020541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aomqbq5eIB0

>>79020598
gray eyes are better

>>79020650
seek help

housemate is doing a philosophy degree. i dont have the courage to tell her shes wasting her time

sometimes my eyes are bright blue
sometimes they're grey / blue
sometimes they're green / blue

interesting

>>79020631
Not white. You look slavic

>>79020650
Ah yes, the famous German autism

i went to a £35,000 a year all-boys private school from age 7-18
it was alright i guess. im going to oxbridge now so i guess it paid off
dont really think of myself as a tarquin though i suppose i probably am one

hmm

Do not you have anything to say?
Are you just always accusing?
Is not anything right on earth for you?

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>>79020650

have only ever gone to concerts alone

>>79020648
fuck off tarquin, this is a middle class or lower imageboard, isn't there some tarquinchan you should be frequenting?

>>79020687
how loose is your arsehole after 11 years in a private all lads school?

>>79020687
did you all play that game where you eat cum stained biscuits

Do you know Faust?

>>79020710
you dont have to go to an all boys school to play it la

>>79020687
>all boy boarding school

you are a TURBO tarquin, fuck OFF you ponce

>>79020002
*imagine posting in /brit/ at 3am

@79020696
@79020650
>all that for 2 (You)s

grim existence

>>79020650
top AND bottom are both me
ha ha, yes

honestly think some brown eyes look beautiful, like the ones that are golden with a dark limbal ring especially on women
>>79020698
I'm literally working class, make 14k a year and never got a-levels. I'm in a chess club and recently came 2nd in a tournament how does it feel knowing a poor person is smarter than you?

went to comprehensive

have no qualms

did people make fun of the gingers at your school? they did at mine but it was also minority white so it seemed a bit weird

>>79020650
literal autism

>>79020738
yeah
they all stunk of piss

>>79020650
What was the judging criteria? Don't tell me it was random...

>>79020738
these days it's trannies who get bullied

>>79020755
christ that's a potent rump

parents bought me an iphone for my birthday but I want another phone. should I ask if I can return it and buy another one?

>>79020726
bit gay

>>79020738
No because I'm not an anti-white cunt. Find it funny how lefties think it's acceptable to be racist towards gingers. Once again leftypol outs themselves as a non-white. Bet you got bullied by the whites at your brown school

Man is wrong as long as he strives.

>>79020650
i feel like i should call the police or something

>>79020650
>>79020696
genuinely not a terrible gimmick idea
i might start doing this

>>79020700
i never had sex. but i did walk in on two boys fucking in the rower's changing rooms once.

>>79020710
no

Holy fuck have you lads ever looked at an /eire/ thread?
The most autistic shite I've ever seen on this website.

>>79020650
creasing

keep it up lad

>>79020800
give anime an inch...

I've seen it all, I have seen the trees,
I've seen the willow leaves dancing in the breeze
I've seen a man killed by his best friend,
And lives that were over before they were spent.
I've seen what I was - I know what I'll be
I've seen it all - there is no more to see!

You haven't seen elephants, kings or Peru!
I'm happy to say I had better to do
What about China? Have you seen the Great Wall?
All walls are great, if the roof doesn't fall!

And the man you will marry?
The home you will share?
To be honest, I really don't care...

You've never been to Niagara Falls?
I have seen water, its water, that's all...
The Eiffel Tower, the Empire State?
My pulse was as high on my very first date!
Your grandson's hand as he plays with your hair?
To be honest, I really don't care...

I've seen it all, I've seen the dark
I've seen the brightness in one little spark.
I've seen what I chose and I've seen what I need,
And that is enough, to want more would be greed.
I've seen what I was and I know what I'll be
I've seen it all - there is no more to see!

You've seen it all and all you have seen
You can always review on your own little screen
The light and the dark, the big and the small
Just keep in mind - you need no more at all
You've seen what you were and know what you'll be
You've seen it all - there is no more to see!

>>79020726
ah yes the autistic sociopath

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>>79020650
I am genuinely concerned that I might be within a hundred miles of you.

>>79020771
they were all tied for the most Yous

>realise printing a physical form of /brit/ will give you a dozen (You)
will do soon

>>79020650
>>79020696
Good work. Would like to see more like this in future.

NEED to implement a STRICT anti-tarquin policy on /brit/

Your parents salaries and educational history, and your educational history WILL be checked, if your school has a "fees" page, you WILL be banned PERMANENTLY without question.

>>79020755
the things i would do to that arse x

UP ON MELANFUCKY HILL THERE'S A PLASTIC CUNT

>>79020787
im not saying i made fun of ginger kids, i think it's an odd example of acceptable racism
i just asked if it happened at your school

>>79020777
>>79020777
>>79020777
>>79020777
>>79020777
please respond

went to a comprehensive
there were no buggery at my school
and no bullying either, apart from girls being insane, deranged and hormonal
also 99% white, with the 1% just being chinese and half black

>>79020859
gingers aren't a race

might go to Edinburgh for the weekend in December

thoughts?

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>>79020648
no opiates just 4 hours sleep

>>79020800
no and don't ever intend to either

>>79020848
dont be stupid
real tarquin schools dont have anything so vulgar as a list of fees

quite simply if you have to ask, you cant afford it.

>>79020879
Glasgow is better for a night out

(Der Himmel schließt, die Erzengel verteilen sich.)

>>79020879
Indifferent

>>79020899
not sure I'd fit in with my accent haha

>>79020886

They all need to be killed

NEW

>>79020922
>>79020922
>>79020922
>>79020922
>>79020922

>>79020922
>>79020922
>>79020922
>>79020922
>>79020922

>>79020922
>>79020922
>>79020922
>>79020922
>>79020922

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need your opinion on this lads

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>>79020726
Two different posting stylers, you're lying because the bottom was me you fucking cunt
>>79020859
Ah yes it's acceptable because they're white
>>79020877
akshually they are scythians

>>79020879
i went for a few days just last month.
my impression was that, if there arent any events going on (i went during the Fringe), its a city best experienced with a buddy. felt like it would be a bit dull on your own tbqh.

>>79020771
The Post with the Most (you)s should have ein, ist was anderes threeway tie

>>79020846
do it

>>79020650
jesus wept

never understood 'if you have to ask, you can't afford it'

I could afford to pay £300 for a snickers bar, doesn't mean I would want to

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>>79020650
>>79020696

>>79020877
i think it's like saying that people with a specific tone of extremely black skin, only found in africa, are all subhuman or something like that. there's definitely hotspots of gingers too, like the british isles

>>79020887
>if you have to ask, you cant afford it.

can't believe rich folk have been tricked into parroting this phrase while using it as an excuse for allowing yourselves to suffer daylight robbery
its moronic, even if I was a billionaire I wouldn't start spending $100 a roll on silk toilet paper

>>79020879
Best city I've been to in the UK in my humble opinion. Live in York too and that's mostly regarded as the best here. You'll love it especially if you like architecture

>>79020879
great idea edinburg is probably the best city in scotland

>>79020932
you're having a fucking laugh mate

>>79021016
edinburgh*

>>79020932
Get gassed

>>79020885
mongolian
>>79020913
Don't listen to him Glasgow is a shitehole and it's shit for night outs because everyone tries to start on you.

Remember to get a munchiebox and try a deep fried mars bar trust me lad they are great

>>79020981
brainlets need to live life by simple rules like this lest they get overwhelmed

>>79020955
And the reply quoted was me.

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This country was so beautiful once...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6eIcelEvF8

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>>79020955
BULL fucking SHIT. you fucking CUNT.
top was me phoneposting, bottom was me computerposting

REEE KILL YOURSELFFFF HONOURLESS CUNNTTT

>>79021036
Yeah, laffing at you, cock snogger

>>79020879
yeah it's nice
they don't let you take your drink outside in scottish pubs though and you can only buy alcohol from 10 to 10

>>79020955
>no space between the You and the post number
hmmm...

>>79021092
>>79020955
how the turn tables

went for a 20 minute cardio sesh on the ol' elliptical. that thing is gods gift to earth lads. no longer feel the need to masturbate and am feeling confident. heart rate went ~2.75x-3.00x above resting, felt wild.

>>79021157
>>79020955
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Might get dressed up and take a pic for you boys

My hairs a mess though

>>79021211
no thanks

>>79021211
post the penis in a cage lad

>>79021211
if you are muscular then continue
otherwise don't

>>79021211
Forgot trip

>>79021244
Got rid of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-hk4IkTPgI

>>79021244
>>79021261
haha tricked into replying to the tripcunt.

Laura is alright on The Chase desu

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heed this

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>>79021352
Fooled you too :)

>>79020517
that word is derived from Latin, πλέμπος.

>>79021395

>>79021395

>>79021395


new

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... St Margarets Bay dart picture ...

>Three threads

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>60 posts early

>>79021455
61
>61
61
>61

threads as slow as the fucking snail I randomly saw on my fridge door earlier

>>79021462
foy

>>79021275
>>79021321
>>79021352
>>79021372
>>79021388
>>79021391
>>79021448
>>79021462
>>79021537
>>79021545
>>79021567
>>79021596
>>79021615
WE're already in here

>>79020922

60 posts down, someone is trying to trick you into posting in the wrong thread

>255 posts
>54 users
This is blatantly the correct thread.

>>79020687
>dont really think of myself as a tarquin though

tough tits, if you are successful (unlikely considering where you are) all your success will be attributed to your rich parents. if you're unsuccessful you'll be considered even more pathetic than poor working class wageslaves by normoids.

small brain: moving to the first new
regular brain: moving to the second new
big brain: bumping all 3 threads
4d brain: making a new

seriously the best looking girl on got

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>>79024704
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