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taylor edition
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bad thread
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babestation
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business idea: North Korean sex tourism
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sue
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kissing a girl
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it's over lads north korea has won
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on the ground footage of 9/11

really immersive
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Motherfunking minke whales visiting based Whitby, lads.

http://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/environment/amazing-video-footage-as-minke-whale-frolicks-like-a-dancer-in-the-sea-close-to-yorkshire-coast-1-8728464
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ゆず
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ryvita
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Post good Brit food you wish Johnny Foreigner could try

Starting
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anime
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>>78997408
what does sue's fanny smell like?
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https://soundcloud.com/lukas-sablevicius/shaggy-it-wasnt-me-remix

VERY good tune
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>>78997816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06cG4Q5fT0k
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>>78997816
>>78997806
>>78997819
>>78997830
this is a thread dedicated to the discussion of british culture
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>>78997831
sushi
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>>78997849
welcome
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really tempted to go downstairs to get some ice cream but cba at the same time
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/cool kids club/
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japan is much better than china and it isn't communist
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All these people saying they never got their Hogwarts letter: you got the letter. You went to Hogwarts. We were all there together.
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>>78997849
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>>78997849
and anime
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>>78997831
thats not her you stupid idiot
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>>78997849
cool
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>>78997879
how is chris evans even famous? He's the biggest knob head ever but for some reason middle aged women lap him up
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the only appeal of sue is her babyface
pure fucking noncery and i won't hear otherwise
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What did the socialist mean by this??
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no matter how depressed I feel, I always start to sense a glimmer of hope whenever I listen to 'the oh of pleasure' by Ray Lynch
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got onion bhajis in the oven
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>>78997900
her body is peng m8. jog on
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>>78997887
it clearly is
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I'm leaving on a jet plane

don't know when I'll be back again
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>>78997899
isn't he superman too though?
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>the british culture autist is here
ahhh yes. bet his fat little fingers report any posts with a bit of banter
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>>78997906
your property is yours until the gov't wants it
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>>78997931
piss off
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>>78997941
hello sheed triggered by british culture
probably a nonce obsessed with vile weeb shit
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>>78997908
oven onions
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>>78997946
every government on earth operates by that principle
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A far-right demonstration organised by Gays Against Sharia and Brits and Immigrants United Against Terrorism will be counter-protested by Bristol’s LGBT+ organisations & anti-racism groups next weekend.
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>>78997823
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>>78997908
It's 2am phamilea go to bed
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might take some diazes
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>>78997962
weebs are all right wing
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>>78997899
He likes to get his knob out supposedly
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oi ello govna
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i see the rorkes have fallen silent now they were proven to be fools
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>>78997971
wasn't always like that
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SHOT YOURSELVES WORTHLESS SUBHUMANS
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>>78998010
What happened, lad?
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>>78997998
>130 million Americans lack private dental coverage

really makes u think
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>>78997972
both sides will be heavily funded by george soros
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>>78997900
moran
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Here's to Taylor!
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>>78998010
me in the red hat
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>>>/g/62207945
this guy beat me in an argument bc i didn't know that it'd throw a linker error, and idk what to say now. any suggestions?
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>>78998030
nonce MAP fuck off
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hogwarts' lore is retarded as fuck

the four founders all have alliteration in their names for starters, what a coincidence
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>>78998010
no we just don't bang on about politics 24/7 because we have lives and other things to talk about
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remember when guardian liberals thought aung san suu kyi would save burma and usher in peace across southeast asia
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/sep/01/fears-mount-of-myanmar-atrocities-as-fleeing-rohingya-families-drown
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where were you on 9/11
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>>78998073
this is a thread dedicated to the discussion of british culture
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>>78997974
This is a good suggestion I bet yanks would scoff the entire years quota if they were sold across the pond
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>>78998019
nothing i just post that out of the blue sometimes
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>>78997977
no i'm hungry
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>>78998037
call him a brainlet, say he's clearly larping as a nerd when he's actually a dumb nerd and close the tab
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>>78998086
british people died in 9/11
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>>78998104
yank traitors deserved it simple as
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>>78998065
>killing muzzies

literally nothing wrong with this
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>>78998086
>>78998042
>>78997900
>>78997849
angry autist
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>>78998104
too few if you ask me

(note to gchq i'm joking i love my country)
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I'm not usually one to rant but I feel like i have to get this off my chest. I am British citizen first and foremost and I was born in this country and have lived here for all my life but lately have been disillusioned with my country of birth. I am born to Chinese parents and I am proud of my heritage and race and also having a western and fairly open mind. But the last three or four years I have experienced so many moments of causal racism on the streets. Once I was walking down the road near my home and a group of young teenagers in a car on the main road called me to look over. They then started to shout racial stereotypes at me.... and then laughed and drove off. Just the other day, I was walking past another group of teenagers/young adults and again racial stereotypes were shouted at me. These types of incidents have happened to me so many times that I can't even count them with my hands. I feel like racism towards east asian people is not taken seriously, like we are an easy target and no one really cares but I'm fed up with it. I want to be able to walk down a street and not have to worry about someone/people harassing me because of my race. Does anyone else (especially of east origin) feel this way ? because I am so disappointed at how I am treated.
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>>78998124
this is the face of butthurt
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>>78998111
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>>78998126
the /brit/ alarm is going off at GCHQ HQ now you idiot
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dad told me he was making jokes on forums when 9/11 happened haha, one about Lord of the rings or something

I was at school
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>>78998136
I'm sorry this happens to you. Nobody should be singled out in their home country like that.
While shit kids will latch on to anything to shout at strangers ("oi cleanshirt!") I do wonder if racism against chinese people is still more normalised than black or indian, pakistani etc. people. I've certainly heard people who are otherwise normal refer to a Chinese takeway as a "chinkey's" when I'm sure they wouldn't call an indian place a "paki's" or whatever. Maybe it's just because chinese people are fewer in numbers in the UK. Still not acceptable.
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>>78998136
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>>78998155
your dad's a fucking nerd
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>>78998048
harry potter is crypto fash trash
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>>78998073
probably at school
wouldnt have understood the implications or paid any attention
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Pretty sad
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>>78998155
thats a cool dad imo
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>>78998104
RIP to the brits involved

Mohamed Atta · Marwan al-Shehhi · Ziad Jarrah · Khalid al-Mihdhar


;_;
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mexicANO is sAD
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You all just fall behind like all the other sods

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5hybW9Owq0
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Dumb frogposter hahaha
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>>78998136
I'm a BBC, british born chinese.
It's for the reasons you mentioned that I do not feel "english" in the slightest. Though I do identify as British.
However, the racism in the UK is so strongly ingrained, I will never feel truly at home here. Once I have completed my degree and training in my profession, I will leave the country. Thank you very much, I have met fantastic friends here in the UK. But at the end of the day, the chinese will only ever be an ethnic minority here. Limited in prospects at higher levels of society and subjugated to frequent casual racism.
The only things I'd be good for is providing healthcare in the NHS (job) and also paying tax. Otherwise, I mostly feel unwanted. So, fair enough. Bye.
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ladchannel
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if the mexican replies to me, i'll send him 1 bitcoin
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boybible
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>>78998159
not him but racism towards East Asians is borderline accepted. I've heard people casually say chinky or mock accents by using an exaggerated form of fake mandarin, yet they'd be the first to cry if someone said nigger. I think it's because East Asians are considered wealthy (part true, part untrue) and many non white people consider them to be pretty much white, so they're kind of stuck in the middle
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last night i was in bed and i kept hearing a cockroach fly by my head. it was flying right into my wall, then it'd go across the room, then fly back into the wall. did it for like 2 minutes straight and passed by close to me too many times
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Racists pieces of shit
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[–]TankieSupreme [score hidden] 17 minutes ago
South Asian in a multi-ethnic area and its happening to a lot of us 'others'. I've gotten looks but no ones said anything which is lucky cause I don't want assault charges. A few of my friends have heard comments though.
Don't worry, one day us non-whites will be the ones laughing.
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subhuman spic scumbag
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>>78998255
>adjective agreement
lol
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ALRI LADS WHAT'S SHAKIN?
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the mexican has given me a (you) before
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>>78998254
proof that yankland is fucking shite
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remember when hillary had a stroke on 9/11 last year haha absolutely mad
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>>78998271
>Don't worry, one day us non-whites will be the ones laughing.

India world superpower 2050
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>>78998302
just had a wank
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>>78998305
this is a thread dedicated to the discussion of british culture
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3 days of speed

had enough 2bh
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>>78998317
you do that too much and you drink too much, i wish you good luck in breaking those bad habits
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Business idea: sex tours
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>>78998325
>british culture
?
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>>78998325
yea but you shitbags have no problem making 9/11 jokes
cunts
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>>78998350
literally opening a beer right now LOL
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the mexican can't wank because he has no foreskin haha lol
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>>78998374
don't need it
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>>78998358
crisps, slags, the weather, anime, traffic
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9/11 ahaha
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>this is a thread dedicated to the discussion of british culture
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>>78998361
why the fuck have you came to this thread to discuss 9/11
no one fucking cares, the yank scum didn't suffer enough
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>>78998388
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/BRIT/ IS A CHRISTIAN BOARD
GET I GET AN AMEN MY BROTHERS
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currently in possession of roughly 1,350 30mg Adderall XR
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>>78998411
Hail Stan
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I've got the sudacas fighting amongst themselves, lads

>>78992463
>>78992463
>>78992463
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just linked here on /dpt/ to try to get more of my programmer friends hooked on /brit/
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unironically made me think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnIHjlcYjGo
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Choon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoYBBDhCSzU
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>>78998411
Are you a filthy proddy dog?
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for a couple of years after 9/11 i was very afraid of planes, had a mild breakdown at a birthday party when i saw some overhead. still get a little bit freaked out when i hear a plane that might be flying a bit too low for my liking.

what added to my phobia of overhead planes was when this accident happened in new
jersey a couple of months after september 11. a plane crashed into a nice neighborhood, ruled an accident. 5 people died on the ground, 260+ on the plane.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Airlines_Flight_587


that accident gave me the idea that it could happen at any time. a plane could even hit me at home.

and the same morning that this accident happened, my electricity went out. the fuse box was pretty old and short circuited, no electricity and smoke coming from the garage. i literally thought we were under attack.
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>>78998430
I wouldn't mind some /g/ lads in here
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>>78998365
sad! but theres always tomorrow
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>>78998417
wish adderall wasnt so expensive here 2bh

stuck with amphetamine sulfate instead
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I am watching porn haha
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Can I get another amen? Amen!
There's a flag wrapped around a score of men
A jag
A plastic bag on a monument
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would you?
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>>78998482
wheres youre idiotic redditflag
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who remembers /pre9-11/ flight here? I used to fly in the cockpit all the time (dad was an airline mechanic)
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>>78998504
Seven feet up your spotty arse
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>>78998482
ON HOLIDAYS.
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CAPS LOCK KEY IS STILL BROKE LADS...
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>>78998513
I only remember one. I walked through a metal detector and that was it.
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>>78997772
tfw no taytay gf
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>>78998513
muslims ruined everything
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>>78998516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCexB6qID_A
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>>78998538
it was an inside job
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fuck off every single one of you going to bed
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>>78998551
don't care
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>>78998513
i remember on one flight the air hostesses apparently just felt like showing some kids the cockpit so they grabbed me and a few kids nearby and off we went to meet the captain.
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>>78998551
>bed at 11:29 am
Not thanks sweetie.
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the guys on /g/ are easily amused. it makes me feel funnier than i think i am
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>>78998573
Sexual assault tbqh
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Rude
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>>78998586
hello cuckio
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>>78998594
simpler times
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just remembered the cuckio meme
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>>78998575
what's going on here? source?
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elon musk will create skynet
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>>78998538
it was joe biden who wrote the patriot and the democrats are going to make him run for president in 2020 haha(he won't win)
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>>78998595
did you do a sex wee
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Just been shat on by a dozen seagulls
Hopefully it masks the smell of my own shit so i don't give off the wrong impression when i go into town
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>>78998513
i was in a plane that still had a smoking section

dont think many of those are around anymore
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>>78998627
go back to /g/
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>>78998628
I don't think there are any left. Maybe in Russia.
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>>78998540
i guarantee it's a woman tormenting the poor thing
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>>78998637
You first you great pongy neek
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>>78998616
>But few know that it was Joe Biden who drafted the core provisions which were included in that bill … in 1995.


fuck, never knew that. so they had a few terrorist attacks like the oklahoma city bombing, couldn't get their police state laws passed, so they allowed 9/11 to happen just so that they could get this shit passed... fucking globalists don't even try to hide how evil they are
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>>78998644
india and africa and some middle eastern ones still do
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How does it feel to have the penis on a vagina???
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HAPA or JAP
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ok how many girls has this guy slept with in his life?
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>>78998673
Ill ask me tranny mate

>>78998682
What does hapa mean
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>>78998605
what did you last wank to
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>In 2010 a Qatari diplomat was arrested upon arrival at Denver International Airport for smoking in the onboard lavatory on United Airlines Flight 663 and for making threats; when confronted by airline staff, he jokingly suggested that he was attempting to set his shoes on fire.
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>>78998682
one of each to go, please
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>>78998673
Would like to know this also.
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>>78998692
none maybe one and i bet he doesn't care
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>>78998673
i honestly dont know and i think about that regularly. a few times a week, if not every day.


assume it must be quite nice on a physical and as well as like... a spiritual level. to make a connection like that. genitals to genitals. skin to skin. the smell of her hair....
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i posted the post asking for advice on what to do after i lost the argument, and then i linked to the response. on /brit/ it'd get like 2 responses max but dpts blowing up about it and they think it's hilarious
>>>/g/62208374
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Many told me it feels great to put a Dick inside a warm vagina
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>>78998703
QATAR IS A SHITEHOLE. LIVED THERE FOR 6 MONTHS
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>>78998724
I'm sure you've put many black guys' dicks into warm vaginas in your day, mexicuck
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>>78998717
"that time i had sex? meh, was overrated."
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Beto is a virgin
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No shit, i've been saying it for months
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>>78998745
there are far more important things than sex
you'll understand as you get older x
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not sure how long the ol' willy would last in a warm fanny before a mess is made
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>>78998702
an /s/ thread but prefer not to say which
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go to bed limey its almost 3 am
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>>78998734
is it just village people with nicer cars and nicer clothes? bet they still wipe their asses with their hands and fuck goats>>78998760


>>78998760
bruh theres a part of the nebula at the bottom near the message icon and it looks like its doing the rock on/the devil sign hahaha
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>>78998781
mine was actually that sue vid again as it so happens
what are you wearing
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>>78998773
>there are far more important things than sex

im calling your bluff. name some
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Beto is beta. Ajklajklajklajklaj
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>>78998792
bruuuuuuhhh XDDD did you come from reddit like me bruh??? XDD
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>>78998773
it's called being an incel
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>>78998778
I'm thinking for me maybe 3 mins at best first time.
Realistically though it will probably never happen in my lifetime.
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r u dizzie cuz?
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This man is 31
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>>78998838
Which man?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3awpTfbpyyc

CHOON
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>>78998810
Depraved creature
Are u watching owt soon
Doing lotr with gf soon dunno when
Going now bye
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watching a vice thing right now and it looks like the doomsday prepper business in japan is booming.
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>>78998852
na got essay on the go its in for tuesday
mebbe twilight tomoz but at this rate itll still be essay
Good day.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td0doO8EBk4
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>>78998873
Ok hav god day xxx
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Vaginas taste like salty coins
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>>78998895
bags of sand and milk
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>>78998873
good luck
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drunk vaginas taste like wee
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>>78998915
what are you wearing
I will not ask a third time.
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>>78998838
He's 21 in this video

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/641946/wayne-rooney-drink-driving-mad-bender-laura-simpson-bubble-room-alderly-edge-cheshire
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im going to fuck yuzu mark my words
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Mmmmmmm :9
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How tf do I lucid dream?
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The walrus is paul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly3fY7y5uWA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpvNg-wrTkk


leaders of micronations. these people are basically larpers
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>>78998967
drugs
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>>78998971
I buried paul
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>It's a superhans and jeremy episode
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>>78998967
theres guides online
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feel like pure shit just want him back
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just had a massive epiphany as to how much of a disrespectful cunt my gf has become towards me recently.

i'd break up with her if i wasn't so pathetic and scared of the anxiety of her getting with someone else, and the loneliness

makes me feel so much less shit about cheating on her a while ago though.
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do you clean the end of your dick after you piss y/n
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I said do you speaka my language
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>>78999006
>letting your woman disrespect you

whimp
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the ringo was an apple
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PLZ REMEMBER HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX-aXMRig1M
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>>78999018
No.
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>>78999018
I give my bellend a wipe with some toilet paper before I stand up
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>>78999018
y
dab with toilet paper
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79m get coming up
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>>78999006
who is this wojak
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the ol 'us 'epot
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>>78998915
reply
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Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota
There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon
And one day his woman ran off with another guy
Hit young Rocky in the eye Rocky didn't like that
He said I'm gonna get that boy
So one day he walked into town
Booked himself a room in the local saloon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx4itIBCMTM
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>>78999043
/brit/ must claim it.
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>>78999053
forgot pic
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>>78999044
it's your average pisshead gaz you'd see get on at erdington train station sipping on a stella circa 2011
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came up with a really fucking tasty protein recipe. 2 little cups of plain greek yogurt, a packet of splenda, 8-10 chocolate chips, some coconut shreds, and a crumbled up gatorade vanilla yogurt bar. tastes fucking outstanding
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mummy says I gotta leave
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>>78998967
have only done it a couple of times. i didn't get into bringing them on too deep, the only "techniques" i used was simply knowing that i could lucid dream, which sounds dumb but its actually a good first step. knowing that its possible and that you should look out for it. its very hard to detect when you're in a dream but there are shitloads of techniques to do this, read up online.

i would also sometimes have lucid dreams if i took mid afternoon naps or went back to sleep right after i've woken up. like if i wake up, try not to get too arouse, dont stand up, just lay back into bed and fall asleep. sleep an extra 20 minutes to an hour in the morning or as a long nap in the afternoon and they seem to be a lot more common.


http://www.world-of-lucid-dreaming.com/

i read a lot of cool stuff on this website 2bh, its probably one of the better lucid dreaming sites online
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MAINTAINING A HEALTHY GUT FLORA THROUGH A HEALTHY DIET TO PROTECT ME FROM THE SCHEMES OF DEVIOUS JEWISH LIZARD PEOPLE AND THEIR MIND CONTROLLING FLUORIDE LADS
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>>78997664
>a rorke that doesn't know the aryans came from the tip of Iran
You certainly aren't a good whitenationalist
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israel
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>>78999086
And this is why you're fat
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>>78999070
I'm going to try for a flat earth get
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poooo
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>>78999006
my advice: just pretend youre like a savage, fuck her like she doesn't matter much to you, keep an eye out for other girls, and begin emotionally distancing yourself so that when you guys do break up it isn't as hard on you

pretend youre a cockroach shedding its skin
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But nobody wants to know him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al2gj2WoBN4
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>>78998091
>eating scotcuck food
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>>78999098
my ancestors were neanderthals (aka Evropeans) :)
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>>78999053
The fuck does this mean? The US epcot centre? Ireland isn't included but they threw in Newfoundland so close enough eh
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the most favourite beatles choon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukWRRNqMAZ4
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>>78999100
it's like 50g protein and ~600 calories i'd estimate
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>>78998091
THERE ISN'T A SINGLE THING THAT YANKS WON'T SCOFF LAD...
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>>78998100
Feeding your pets too much is animal abuse
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Off top of head, Beatles had a couple of points going for them if we talk strictly about their musical influence outside of their roles as a cultural phenomenon.
The first would be their influence on songwriting. At the time it was a little rare for mainstream rock/pop artist to write their own tunes, and the Lennon/McCartney duo encouraged contemporaries like the Rolling Stones to do just that.
The Beatles, along with George Martin, were also massively influential on recording technology, Especially in terms of multi-track recording. Corollary to that is their fearlessness in appropriating other musical styles/genres/instrumentation a into many of their mid to late career sessions.
So yeah, I personally like the Beatles a whole a lot, and like anything such fondness is subjective. But something that always strikes me as incredible is how different their material from the beginning of their career contrasts with their albums towards the end, and all over a ten year period. That's pretty good for a project that started as a pretty boy cover band imo.
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>>78999144
4percent of them were
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where the fucK is it gone
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>>78999154
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>>78999147
went there with my millionaire native american gf when I was a teenager
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>>78999170
They knew how to write a hit song in mere minutes. John and Paul wrote a hit song during a few drinks in a pub for Paul's future brother in law. Probably on a napkin.
Despite this, they were constantly reinventing their sound. Many groups, even those with longevity, have a consistent sound, but the Beatles have Help, Revolver, Sgt. Pepper's and Abbey Road, just to name a few, and they were amazingly different from each other.
Their band evolved more in the time they were together than the Rolling Stones or Aerosmith have over 40 or 50 so years.
They were all very competent musicians, and while some people say they were over rated, I think they may not know what they're supposed to be listening for, or they're listening with ears accustomed to all the derivative sounds inspired by the Beatles; to young ears, they may sound like everybody else, but that's only because everyone else adapted what they started.
Paul was a pretty innovative bassist, he never just "dialed it in". Try listening just to his parts, or George's.
Check out this video where some famous modern drummers sit down at Ringo's kit.
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*seizes your assets*
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>>78999173
probably more
they interbred a lot with homo sapiens
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>>78999154
who cares they look funny when fat
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there's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
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>>78998172
can't imagining being this autistic leftypol is just like /pol/ when they say something is jewish. horseshoe theory is real
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWDJlPZ8vuk

The track Id like to pass on I think has got to be the theme from Grandstand by Keith Mansfield. I remember hearing this when it debuted back in 1975. Id been eating a plate of beans at my kitchen table one saturday lunch time, and I suddenly stopped mid mouthful, wrapped by this urgent melody that came wafting in from the tv, in the lounge. I hadnt been watching it, the televison had just been left on because of my wife Carol who wasnt very good at turning off electrical appliances. But far from being irritated, I was exhilerated. The song and its arrangement captured all the power and the thrill of live sport, and it pumped me full of pure zest. My life at this time hadnt exactly been overflowing with excitement. I mean I was eating beans alone at my kitchen table. But suddenly i felt adrenaline coursing through me and found myself wolfing down the beans... imagining myself in some sort of competative bean eating contest. Determined to scoop gold for Britain.
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Hi PJW
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I do not own this music. All copyright goes to Sony, or whosoever rightfully owns the catalog.
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>>78998211
>>78998136
>>78998234
Fuck off back to China then
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Don't know much of anything about Scotland, mostly heard bad things from friends, but I do know my diet mostly revolves around pic, so thanks Scotland. Keep up the good work
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>>78999149
>>78999100
>>78999086
forgot to say you microwave it for 2 minutes
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is sealand white?
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THE BEATLES REINVENTED LIVE CONCERTS.
They were the first act to play a large stadium in 1965 when they sold out Shea Stadium in just 17 minutes. The record audience was over 55k.
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>>78999190
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NEW

>>78999252
>>78999252
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if I had a son and I found out he watched anime I would pretend he isn't mine
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flat earth is real
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>>78998399
I care. America is my favorite country
>>78998365
>>78998350
Pseudo-tripfags with no real life friends
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>>78998411
Amen but catholics are pagan and not welcome
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>>78999126
thank you for the advice my yank friend
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