/brit/

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anime

love quentin tarankino's work me

really love django unchained

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>side...i am on nobody's side...because nobody is on my side, little orc
was treebeard a radical centrist?

sweet summer

always wonder how directors etc become successful. There's rarely any formal education involved so is it all nepotism and connections?

Oh caress yourself, my juicy
For my hands have all but withered
Oh dress yourself my urchin one, for I hear them on the stairs
Because of all we've seen, because of all we've said
We are the dead
We are the dead
We are the dead

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>>78995977
shagged the bum near the paki shop again

>>78996019
Want to be that microphone

>>78995977
*shuts you down*

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sue

>>78996037
make an indie film that receives high praise and they'll stick you with the next big franchise.

>>78995932
dominatrixes are severely deranged women

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hapag-Lloyd_Flight_3378
imagine being this much of a runt pilot

Can only ever cum doggy style

>>78996118
be my gf

>>78996019
want to be that chair

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Connellan_air_disaster
grim

>>78996093
Loving them grey sweatpants

>>78996151
unironically what i wear every single day bar none

>>78996161
same but only indoors since it's comfy

>>78996019
Want to be those shoes

On the date of his sacking from Connair, an entry read: "Sentenced to death this date", and the final page of his log book contained the date, aircraft type, call sign, destination and "Suicide Mission". The final words were THE END on the left and right pages respectively.

>>78996037
Film school gives you connections if it is a prestigious one

>>78996181
i used to put on jeans when going outside but now i dont even do that

worst new JF personality: pseudo-spiritual yank
close second: redditor communist yank

starting to believe they are the same however

>>78996177
awe look he's smiling

business idea: flat tax

>>78996228
could work

>>78996228
taxation is theft.

how many cocks has yuzu taken at a guess?

just did something really silly :/
need a GOOD choon to take my mind off things

>>78996228
dangerous and down right stupid

>>78996202
aye up chuck
I don't even wash or brush my teeth when I go out now
just wear same old clothes I slept in stinking off sweat and grease
JUST DEAL WITH IT

>>78996246
zero

>>78996249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOMSZQ7RacQ

suicide is looking very appealing desu

>haha did the fat cat lay there and look silly
fuck off don't care

>>78996246
30-40

>>78996291
wrong

Is lad culture the best British subculture?

>>78996255
encourages everyone to earn more
remains low to encourage savings and spending

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just realised the Right Here, Right Now makes an exceptionally big leap between the stage of -recent amphibean to tree-dwelling ape without addressing the hundreds of millions of years in between

Dunno how people can't like cats
What's not to like about cute fluffy creatures that purr and sleep on your lap

>>78996283
i'll allow it

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>>78996290

>>78996323
because grr pakis grrrrr

>>78996291
deuce

>>78996284
I think about hanging myself just because that's the way Saddam Hussein died. It is a really strange obsession

>>78996323
some of us prefer the type of pussy mate
>>78996335
>>78996339
shut up

>>78996246
average shes no virgin but shes no slut either

>>78996335
Fucking hell

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>>78996290

tornado warning lads. hear it. wml

>>78996243
was reading about the david coryll and how he was able to get away for so long because heuston pd was severly understaffed and the chief of police refused to take federal aid
true american desu

>>78996310
the current income tax system doesn't discourage earning more. you only pay extra tax on the amount in the next band.

(i.e. if it's 10% below £10,000 and 20% above it, at £10,001 you pay £1000.20, not £2000.20)

>>78996376
*rubs your belly*

keep missing words out of sentences and don't realise until I click post
think it might be premature dementia
my brain is malfunctioning
i'm literally dying
hujwiekodskodskodskodskodskodskodskodsjdaiew

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>>78996323
same
so cute

has anyone made the virgin chad and the chad virgin meme yet

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>>78996400
*purrs*

>>78996377
in the 2nd story of the apt building. too autistic to go downstairs and ask if I can go inside. my autism may kill me tonight

>>78996409
*boxes you in the stomach*
fuck off nerd

got 3 cats
I'm a 29 year old single female with no children
on the plus side, I don't stink or piss nor am I fat
just FYI in case anyone was wondering

>>78996452
flange or fuck off

>>78996452
prove you're a girl

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>>78996409

>>78996452
prove it

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>>78996409
yeah

>>78996452
thanks for sharing resident cat lady

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>>78996452
post cats

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why are brits such degenerate faggot, and spineless people ?

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>>78996523
left: brit
right: yank (myself)

>>78996504
>not the chad vexillum versus the virgin rag

>>78996524
bleached

>>78996524
its a bit of fun you uptight frog

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>>78996534
big cat: yank
little cat: brit

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyZLZx_6CXw
JUST TAKE A LOOK
THROUGH
MY EYES

>>78996534
Dawwww

>>78996549
hello nigger

0161

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wearing my comfy underwear to bed because i feel a little fragile and need a nice pick-me-up

see you tomorrow guys <3

>>78996578
This. nu-briton

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>>78996409

>>78996492
me on the right

the fat cat makes me laugh

SHALL WE BE KINGS?
JUST FOR TO-DAYYYYYYYY

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>>78996608

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>>78996589
>>78996524
>>78996549

You can't make it up.

geopolitical redpilll: the USA = goku, russia = vegeta.

>>78996452
i'm a 29 year old single male with no children
want to be failures together? x

>>78996622
Haven't you got your own man to fuck you, Pierre?

just ate a can of sprite

the can, that is

ambulance is on its way

>>78996626
No.

is it worth ruining the best relationship I've ever had for a night with some Chinese ultra slag lads?

why do people idolise the most useless professions?

Helen Clark was the least substantial PM of the 2000s
Julia Gillard will be remembered only for angering the third universal emperor, Kevin Rudd.

Theresa May does not officially exist.

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>>78996650

>>78996664
the virgin envy

>>78996650
Sure (idiot)

dont know whats worse - a roastie posting here or some fat virgin pretending to be a girl

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my brotha...my gangsta...my kang...

>>78996644
dumb catlady

>>78996669
yes i am a virgin x

*goes to bed incoherently*

>>78996672
an irishman pretending to be human i'd say

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>calling someone on 4chan a virgin

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>>78996524
a big batty gyal haffi back it up an wine pon me RIGHT NOW

>>78996672
Most of the people here are gay males or women BTW my dude

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>>78996680
sammy got popped?

are any of you in IT? is it true i can just sit in my office and fuck off all day and get payed for it?

>>78996687
don't post kisses at me you battyman
>>78996694
the virgin deflection

>>78996694
hello facebook

>>78996712
id o even less than that and get paid for it (don't need to go into an office)

>>78996693
erm sweaty im the whitest person here

>>78996704
you'll fit right in so

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>>78996693
I am simply lost for words

>>78996681
I'd say sorry, but I'm not.

~Hey guys! My name is Luna and I'm new here ^ ^ ~

~I'm the type of person that plays way too much video games and watches lots of anime (I'm very geeky >.<)~

>>78996726
>whitest person here
whitest is debatable but a person is out of the question
>>78996734
'tato 'mine

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rohrrim?

>>78996680
>I woulda followed y'all foeva

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>>78996632
yes, pic semi related

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This map shows you which London train station goes to which part of the island.

want to go hillwalking with Helen Clark

>>78996734
Pwoah imagine a 3some with those two babes

>>78996770
wakey on the map

>>78996770
EUSTON MASSIVE

>>78996776
>me on the left arranging it

might apply for a job as a police constable

watching 9/11 videos lads

https://youtu.be/06cG4Q5fT0k?t=785

>>78996750
billy your ancestors are the same as mine

>>78996770
who /euston/ here

>>78996770
euston we have a problem

flat earth is real

>>78996788
reee copper?

>>78996792
don't have ancestors i'm a test tube baby

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>>78996788
go for it mate :)

>>78996788
fuck the police

>>78996791
0:30 on is like a movie

>>78996770
EUSTON
U
S
T
O
N

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me if I get the police job

Earth is shaped like a hexagon prove me wrong

>>78996791
uploader: "funny liveleak videos"

left my military cap in antos gaf and the race war starts tomorrow
fucking fuming

>>78996770
who /tri-train-intersection/ here?
exeter IN

when the revolution comes we kill fash

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>>78996841
>you if you get the police job

handsome guy

>>78996880
your flag looks like a macaron

>>78996807
funfact: i made that gimmick when cooking diner one day thats why it didnt have my flag :)

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Oh I'm sorry, it won't happen again you
MASSIVE,
GAY,
SHITE!

yeah yeah
Sean-A-Paul, so mi go so then

[Hook]
Well I don't really care what people say
I don't really watch what dem waan do
Still I got to stick to my girls like glue
And I man nah play number two
All I know the time it is getting dread
Need a lot of trees up in my head
Got a lot of damsel in my bed to run dat re-eeeddd!!!!

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hundreds of millions of europeans killed each other from the beginning to the end of the 20th century ....

with THIS to show for it

>>78996906
alri

>>78996878
you're already killing fash with those lame threads honey
*licks finger and then touches bum while making a tssss sound*

>>78996905
are you hitting on me

>>78996924
no give me praise

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water... send water...

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>>78996878

>>78996925
bit bent that

isn't helen clark the blind deaf lady
how'd she become prime minister haha she can't even see

aahhh it's mad

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>>78996925
Just chiming in to say well done with that one

>>78996952
SHE

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>>78996920

I'm not a lefty

does that mean I'm a fascist?

>>78996959
WANTS

time for a 'rette

>>78996946
her other senses were heightened like daredevil

>>78996962
yeah

>>78996974
praise my gimmick

>>78996974
just rolled up the waccy baccy here

>>78996965
A

>>78996988
no

>>78996994
prolly roll up a nice hash spliff in a bit

how do I achieve complete happiness?

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Why do only white people treat fags well?

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>>78996946
she was in a coalition and Jim Anderton's Alliance did all the visionary stuff.

>>78996998
man from lichfield
>>78997000
>hash
'sheed

>>78996644
expect more than you deserve i see
typical woman

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>>78997000
RATE IT OUT OF 10

>>78997015
because the jews tell us to

Just IMAGINE being an Aussie visiting the U.K.

Like a chad walking amongst a field of runtoid virgins, all the British sixhead women clamoring for your attention

>>78996998
MAN

>>78997015
too nice for their own good

>>78997044
FRUM

>>78997015
because we're too smart

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Jim won't let them sell
___________Kiwibank.
PARTY VOTE> Jim Anderton's
______________Progressive
_____________The strength to care

>>78997062
WALES

>>78997073
delet this

just watched The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford and am now feeling very melancholic

>>78997036
the act in itself is not but can easily lead to something happening that is sackable
overall not worth it, can never end wel

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Where you guys posting from

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>tfw the chinese have started selling bags of fresh air because of the pollution

>>78997071

Wew

>>78997087
ok sorry

need a middle class english gf

been doing some oddly smell farts since thursday

Sol is the nigger of the stars

>>78997102
ah yes communism

>>78997114
good luck with that poppet

>>78997043
last aussie I met was a HUGE FAT yank tier bloke in my local pub (don't live near anything touristy)
heard his accent at the bar and was giggling, got speaking to him and he said he was visiting family
was a full on bogan

Business idea: pick flax in seers village, spin it into bowstrings at the nearby spinning wheel inside a local seers house, then sell them at the nearby bank for a markup

>>78997139
flax is worthless nowadays, save your time and just buy it x

>>78997122
explain?

>>78997122
Chinese isn't communist you braindead fuckwit this is a symptom of a rapidly developing capitalist consumerist society in its production phase

>>78997149
can get awkward very quickly once the deed is done
be careful

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publicly owned operation idea: expropriate business owners without compensation if they violate labour laws in order to increase their profit at the workers expense

>>78997132
never heard that word before
middle class english people are mystifing

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>china isn't communist

>>78997159
>increasing overhead, reducing profits

*clutches Star of David necklace*

Had too much takeaway and vodka chaps, will someone hold my hair out my face while I vom pls

Why is there a terrorist general in the catalogue

>china fits into western false dichotomies

aliright lads
think i might become a network or system admin
sounds like piss easy work for good pay

should I take my 12k out of stocks and buy gold? trump seems to be ruining the market

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>china is communist

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>the people's republic of china isn't communist

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>>78997182

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How do I acquire this look?

>china exists

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>>78997195
>>78997212

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>china

>The Communist Party of China (CPC) is the founding and ruling political party of the People's Republic of China (PRC). The CPC is the sole governing party of China

shut the fuck up about china

stop posting dumb wojaks

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>>78997255
>the Nazis were socialists because they called themselves national socialists

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>stop posting dumb wojaks

>the people's republic of china headed by the chinese communist party is not communist

>CHAYNA

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CHYNA

>>78997284
innit
this is supposed to be a thread dedicated to the discussion of british culture

want to know if NZ Labour actually have a chance of winning the election or if the poll thing is a meme.
don't even support Labour just love changes of government.

>>78997197
the cost of something is what you give up to get it. [i.e. time]
rational people think at the margin.
time = money
stop being irrational.

(n.b. economics is a pseudo science do whatever you want lad but i recommend cutting trees and fletching. good speed and they go together nicely since you can fletch and inventory of logs down to a pile of shafts.)

CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A CAPITALIST

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

found a group of 10-15 people fishing together in WoW

called them "fucking nerds" heh. that'll show them

WORLD'S BEST BAND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYUMjrihxHY

>>78997021
don't bash the hash

>>78997296
but they literally were national socialists

I describe myself as a libertarian fascist

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WE'RE YOUNG
AND
STRONG
IN THIS
PARTY

WE'RE BUILDING
OUR VISIONS
OF CHINA

WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4f4YsNKsUA

>>78997346
do u lik it nwo

>>78997337
probably bots anyway lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QrOLg9cVug

love memes and reddit

Are you sad because you are on your own???

>WoW
>almost 2018

do you need anybody??

janitor

>>78997416
I'm sad because I'm not on my own

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gf me this sent just now

if you are a virgin past 20 just hire a prosi

if you have performance anxiety, use viagra if you have to

sad because i'm on my own and need somebody

NOW THAT YOURE MINE WE'LL FIND A WAY OF CHASING THE SUN

OHHHHHHHHHHHH LET ME BE THE ONE

>>78997437
>>78997441
>>78997446
/cum/

>>78997271
https://frinkiac.com/caption/S08E24/508457

>>78997373
Hitler was an avowed free market capitalist

irish subhuman

>>78997446
reeeeEEEEEeeeeee
want to executre you today

>>78997460
at least link them
>>>/int//cum/

>>78997454
24 yr old virg here still dont want to start fucking hookers yet, im seeing how long i can keep my streak going.

Bane?

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had a good chuckle at this one even though i don't have a clue what it's about.

>>78997465
hitler was an anti-communist socialist

anti-communist socialist = right wing scumbag

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imagine one of these bad boy aimed at your knackers

>>78997465
no he wasnt you absolute retard, you just made that up
he even gave speeches against american style capitalism

>>78997509
looks like it's about benefit fraud

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78997541

>>78997529
so why did hitler and other nazis escape to south america

a socialist utopia

>irish iberian
first i'm hearing of this

>>78997538
RIP yanks

78997566
/brit/'s most idiotic post

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>south america
>a socialist utopia

>>78997573
irish people originally came from portugal who came from north africa who came from sub saharan africa

[unprompted] The China

cat thinks my brother is going to eat her tuna. every time he goes to the kitchen she runs to eat her tuna. that was his theory for a long time and i didn't fully believe it until a few minutes ago. she had just woke up and seemed to be tired/antisocial. as soon as he walked in the kitchen she jumped off of this high chair, said "prrrrrp," and ran to her plate to hunker down and guard it even though there was no food there.

>>78997604
so did we

>>78997608
do you like my gimmick

i forgot how to speak chinese properly

>>78997609
post cat x

>>78997604
completely wrong

>>78997626
ho ho

>>78997621
no we came from west asia and then from eastern europe through germany and scandinavia

hehehehe

>>78997623
its alright

>>78997645
maybe you did you paki cunt

>>78997654
WHADYA MEAN IT ALRIGHT?

sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun

all true britons were genetically created on the island of britain and have never left, except to go on holiday to spain

Kurwa, ja pierdole Anglielskie, to sćerwy

OPA BLYAT

>>78997705
piss off no foreign gobbledeygook here

one day i'll be a new zealander
then you'll be sorry

i thought he was from slovakia

milk me

still can't quite work out meximongs end game
what does he want from us

aah ryvita

>>78997664
The Celts came from the pontic valley

mexico is a third world country

>>78997741
more like the ponce valley am i right lads?

Make new

the irish come from the garbage and originate from the poop too

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>>78997723
>gobbledeygook
Make a note of it Darling.

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nobody make a new
keep posting in here

new
>>78995977
>>78995977
>>78995977

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>>78997541
HMMMMM

>>78997760
hot

>>78997723
Ty jesteš Niemiec, kurwa!

>>78997741
irish people are more closely related to native africans than anglos

>>78997772
>>78997772
>>78997772
NEW

woke up in the middle of the night and I noticed my girl wasn't by my side

>>78997780
>>78997780
>>78997780

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this is the king of thailand

JANNY ON THE WARPATH

>>78997883
AND WHEN HE'S FINISHED, THERE GONNA BE A BLOODBATH