/brit/

fuck china

shit gimmick

fuck china

dislike chinamen

I predict this thread will be deleted.

fuck china

>>78990711
I predict you will be my friend

sister just threatened to shag me

benzo withdrawal makes opiate WD look like a walk in the park

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VERY rude posts in this thread

>he thinks my country is still communist
>he still can't google translate properly
>he is embarassing himself even more
>he idolises a man that every modern chineseman hates
>he thinks he can tell me about my country
>he is retarded
>he is legitimately autistic
>he is a LARP

think lei fengs from tekken

good splotchy mr splotchy

>>78990679
hahahahaha fucking state of you

>uh dude like I can identify a fellow drug user a mile off, it's a drug thing dude you wouldn't get it

>>78990742
only one sperging out here is you m8, the chinkspammer is pretty much a gimmick character like poleaboo at this point

>>78990746
Nah m8 he's from Dynasty Warriors 2

what soft toys do you have in your bed then?

zou bisou bisou

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>hahahahaha fucking state of you
>>uh dude like I can identify a fellow drug user a mile off, it's a drug thing dude you wouldn't get it

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>>78990668
Me and the wife and her bull

i wish i wish i was henry cavendish

>>78990794
my bf

Finnish gf just arrived at the parents house and the first thing she did was drop a toilet-busting shite in the loo

I’ve given her a pair of chopsticks and five minutes to sort it out

what you doing inside on a friday night son

>>78990736
shag her twice as hard lad

Kesha being a rape victim doesn't change the fact that she can't sing

So why are they letting her release ballads?

>>78990781
>gimmick
hes a larper I'm an actual chinese person and he's making me cringe

>>78990825
twice as hard compared to what
ain't shagged her before

>>78990815
you gay?

big fan of Ryuichi Sakamoto's new album lads

Your mum is like a bowling ball, fingered three times and fucked down an alley

>>78990838
/brit/ is just one big LARP

I'm LARPing as a German right now

>>78990845
don't care

>>78990846
nope

>>78990873
pics

>>78990890
of?

>>78990869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCexB6qID_A

>>78990869
jealous cos you're sister pied you

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E

Western music never stood a chance

>>78990892
u

I could eat a pizza for breakfast

What are the signs of high testosterone counts?

Is it height or something?

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>>78990913
k

wish I was back in Tokyo lads

not even a weeb just really enjoyed walking around there simple as

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anime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLDve40cxlk
>That doesn't give you much time to prepare for an election, Prime Minister.
Doesn't give my ...pponents much time to prepare for an election, does it?

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>>78990900

>>78990822
causing standing outside defeats the purpose of renting/owning a house

>>78990849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1YkHJJi-tc
choon

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Business idea: make the janny freak

>>78990912
Cn you please stop being racist and culturally appropriating my culture?>>78990919
Hairy, deep voice, strong jaw, big chest, wife shoulder, low refractory period, big chin

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any sad film recs boys?

going to have a cup of tea even though its 10pm

have you heard of the high elves?

>>78990973
the one-piece ones are the hottest


t. expert

>>78990999
Fat cunt

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>>78990930

>>78990999
but it's dark out haha

>>78990996
Ikiru

I'm out of this thread and going to /k/ offended by these racist larpers

>>78990919
I think that its exaggerated male qualities, like:

Tall
Balding
Broad shoulders
Cheek bones which visibly stick out your face, and are wide
Good jawline
Broad forehead (maybe)
Large dick

Some up to debate, but things like a low brow or that 2:1 D thing. Mostly genetics though

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41-dLH5YqeU

Saddest film ever made lads

>>78991023
>out
*outside
fuckin yank

>>78991026
FOY

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>>78990900
thats not funny at all
that cat is so stressed out

might get a cat desu

>grew up poor as youngest of 3 siblings but mummy and daddy always gave us a good christmas

Will never forget getting 1 Gameboy colour with pokemon blue to share between us, thank you mummy xxx

woke up 1 hour ago
makign diner

>>78990984
I have all of those but still somewhat of a youthful face and I'm very skinny and I also dress pretty effeminate so people tend not to think I'm high test haha

lifted a woman's suitcase over the tube barriers when it got stuck and my mate was really surprised I could pick it up

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>>78990821

>>78990996
Tony Takitani

>>78991024
looks decent but I plan on being asleep within 2.5 hours

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Naked Attraction lads

>>78991060
no it is funny
its so cross haha

>>78990821
FUCKING HOWLING

haha alri

just got a casket from my hard clue lads plz gl

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>learnt Japanese
>now I can play all dating sims
>never feel lonely

>>78991126
'sgusting troll

reckon that weird ethereal 'oriental' music I hear everytime I'm getting something in the local chinky reflects the chinese's rampant opium use
>some guy out of his mind who wakes up every few seconds and plays some random notes on his .. harp thing (whatever they call them) before nodding off again to fight dragons or whatever

>>78991159
hope you get fuck all

>>78991159
What's your osrs name

>>78991126
more proof that feminism turns beautiful women into ugly cunts. that hair cut is gross, if she had nice long straight hair she'd be a 9/10

>>78991159
>1x rune platebody
>43x feathers
>2312 gold

fat

/tv/ has a weird obsession with balding desu. Many times the guy they're obsessing over just has a bad hairline and they sperg about his "balding"

>>78991237
see you next week

>>78991232
gf

>>78991237
fucked it

>>78991074
are you deliberately living in JST so as to be around for su tweets?

Taylor Swift's new song is unironically really good and I hate pop music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tmd-ClpJxA
>>78991265
I wish I had minor balding 2bh it makes you look more manly

Okay lads

>Chinese GF
>Japanese GF
>Korean GF

which one is it gonna be for GF 2018

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the jew-f

>>78991304
>Taylor Swift's new song is unironically really good

"Look what you ,made me do" is what domestic abusers say to their victims

Explain

>>78991305
japanese is like the gold medal of asian gf

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>>78991305
Chinese.
Only good looking asians are Chinese women.
Jap and Korean women just look too young

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udGLGTbdsiw

what a fucking song, don't play if you don't have bass

>>78991305
only a fucking beta manlet would want one of these gfs
neck thyself

He hit me
And it felt like a kiss
He hit me
And I knew he loved me


If he didn't care for me
I could have never made him mad
But he hit me,
And I was glad

>>78991343
>bass
back to redit
>>78991314
ugly hag

*farts*

>>78991344
didn't know we had a girl posting here

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>>78991344
t. Korean GF 2017 participant(DNF)

bender nonce twat ponce poof cunt
huh? don't mind me lads just giving myself my daily pep talk x

fave bands?
for me it's the 1975 and catfish and the bottlemen
kinda weird stuff, not mainstream

>>78991387
>>78991388
nonces

>>78991379
luddite get with the dub

penis inside vagina every day

>>78991403
The Microphones, Brand New, Stone Roses, Pink Floyd

>>78991403
love catfish and the bottlemen

soundcheck is a tune

top 40 chart music is getting better 2bh only contrarian hipsters would say otherwise, it's not good but it's improving

>>78991431
mt. eerie album > glow pt. 2 for me
glow pt. 2 song is one of my favourites of all time though, phil's a good lad

got a Korean gf that doesn't even look anything like the Koreans that gets posted on here

>>78991403
I listen exclusively to Elven hymns.

>>78991411
just don't like fat girls x

>>78991456
do you prefer asians to whites or what i mean is since more white people than non white in this country what made you choose non white (not that ther'es anyhting wrong with that)

>>78991451
stopped listening to chart music around the time every single song had a rap section in the middle

>>78991454
Prefer glow pt. 2 2bh because I want wind to blow is insane

When writing an academic essay, is it allowed to say (for example) "[idea] (n.b. not my idea, but i forget who this should be sourced to. I would be grateful if anyone could forward the originator to me.)"

especially if it's a certain word for a concept or such that fits perfectly or even irreplaceably, but who just can't be remembered. (I assume I could just ask a tutor, but I'm not even a student so humour me.)

>>78991485
>>>/reddit/
>>>/mu/

for me it's suicide

not fussy i'll take any gf x

>>78991502
what the fuck is wrong with you underaged i don't even really understand your question but it's a no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E561XpakOC4

>Police for Cheshire, United Kingdom don arrest, then charge Everton striker Wayne Rooney; dem say im drink plenty alcohol finish, come begin drive up and down for road.

Why'd he do it?

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/sport-41126984

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/brit/ the headline

>>78991526
bruce springsteen was a fan of suicide
frankie teardrop inspired state trooper on nebraska

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>>78991489
>>78991454
>Not the Mansion

Fucking musikino. I don't even have a Wojak to describe this feeling

>>78991286
hehehe
prefer doing working at night for whatever weird reason and the 'ssay is due in on tuesdy

>>78991526
FOY

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post your face when you found out that Americans pronounce Chile as chee-lay

>>78991556
Hovered over the "embed" lettering. Thought to myself, this man has no friends

Propa 3am midnight drive songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb61AVsxD34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UhzjWkvQeg

if you don't like trance you are a child, simple as

>>78991582
ganbare

>>78991484
honestly it was more a case that I found my current gf very attractive, I met up with her thinking it wouldn't go far and we ended up having a ridiculous amount of things in common and getting on really well. it comes with a fair amount of bad things, some Asians dislike us for being together, I get a bad rep off a certain group of white people, it's been really weird to be honest because I never gave this stuff about race any thought before I met my gf, but I like her too much to let the negatives bother me that much x

>>78991594
thats how it should be said you fucking idiot

>>78991594
That's literally how it's pronounced you idiot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ycGANXhlYU

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>>78991594

>>78991669
>>78991656
>>78991645
baited

>>78991639
definitely right attitude just never in my years had that with non white (not racist just how it is)

>>78991569
me on the bottom right

i just call it chilli

>>78991678
>I was only pretending to be retarded

>>78991549
Just lazy.

To give a clearer example pretend it's a quote.

i.e. "I am a massive bellend" (Anonymous >>78991502 , 2017.)

But I can't remember who it is, so I say
"I am a massive bellend" (Uncertain.)
or
"I am a massive bellend" (Anonymous, don't have post to hand.)

Except the concern is about looking like a plagarist by including someone else's idea without citation (because you can't remember who's idea it is) rather than dealing with a quote.

Anyone else developing a taste for human flesh or just me?

EATING DIN-DINS LADS

>>78991698
*arrests you*

>>78991610
Racist

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woah

>>78991713
*wears your face and escapes*

haha

>>78991610
https://youtu.be/Lf86-cJ7u_g

>>78991720
right that's it - impeach him

anyone else smother their lips in Vaseline before they go to sleep?

>>78991582
頑張ってください

>>78991698
they say human meat is more addictive than the purest cocaine

quit my job today

>>78991720
didn't he just donate a million bucks to houston?

>>78991704
Pics

>>78991645
>>78991656
>>78991669
It's pronounced 'Chilly' in English you crypto yanks

I bet you order a 'fillay' of beef in restaurants

For every BTC that goes to help Houston, 0BTC goes towards your XEM investment

>>78991720
imagine xi jingping walking around with a cap saying "CHINA"

state of dlumbhf

>>78991780
baited

>>78991754
I cover myself in bio-oil before going to sleep with my plush toys

>>78991754
use coconut oil

>>78991694
you never say:

"I am a massive bellend" (Uncertain.)
or
"I am a massive bellend" (Anonymous, don't have post to hand.)

You would source it if you're using quotation marks, if not then you can be sloppy (and people won't like it but if it's truly important you could maybe get away with it) and say, "some researchers have suggested that I am a massive bellend". But everyone is gona be like umm citation please (in academic writing that is, in like popular writing even in something like lrb you can get away without citations)

In serious academic writing you are citing everything basicly any kinda opinion or idea that you aren't "creating" yourself. This is why shit like "The Victorian times allowed the average british worker a higher quality of life than they had experienced before" and such generalisations are completely discouraged (altho used a lot by first years) as they mean nothing and should be sourced. If you wan't to lead your argument with that you find someone who said that you don't just vaguely state it.

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>Post yfw Americans pronounce twat, twot
>Post yfw Americans pronounce craig, creg
>Post yfw Americans pronounce herb, erb
>Post yfw Americans pronounce garage, garaj
>Post yfw Americans pronounce vitamin, VITE-a-min
>Post yfw Americans pronounce aluminium, aloomin
>Post yfw Americans pronounce schedule, skedule
>Post yfw Americans pronounce water, wodder
>Post yfw Americans pronounce mobile, mobul

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set up a little tea-making station in the runtcave

maybe this brief exile wont be so bad

could literally listen to the twin peaks theme all day every day for the rest of my life such a comfy TV show

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>>78991766
NEED Series 4 t.b.h.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2Wv5AvqzfE

>>78991824
>meer
>skwerl
>booee

>>78991780
It literally isn't, you must have down syndrome>>78991742

>>78991824
Is it the Irish blood?

>>78991841
does lecter have alzheimers? why is the clock like that?

>>78991556
Classic
>>78991606
Bit rude

>>78991824
thought skedule was normal and only poshos said schedule like щedule

admire Mugabe's longevity 2bh

praise mao

it's spelled "aluminum" you odious little worms

kero kero bonito

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>>78991867
Not Lecter but Graham. Watch the series.

>>78991698
would eat it and only it if they could clone it in laboratories and sell it in place of animal meat

not even a veggie, but it would make sense. we wiped out entire species of animals cause we learned how to chuck spears before we learned to herd

>>78991720
He gave them 1 million you idiot
>>78991772
He did this anon is just looking for anything to hate Trump over

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>tfw 3 day weekend
>tfw 3 hours of work to go

Not gonna make it brehs

I don't like humans

Protip: pronouncing loan words as they would be in their original language makes you sound like a tryhard lower class person or a yank
True Englishmen aggressively Anglicise foreign words with pride

Need a good film on netflix rn

>>78991908
>Only 3 days

Superior 4 day weekend reporting in.

>>78991905
Why wouldn't you eat cloned animal meat instead? It probably tastes too chewy, all the muscles on us

>>78991908
>posting on the chon during work
would have fired you

>>78991772
when will you learn, the bad things about trump are all true and the good things are all false

>>78991903
i used to get people to draw clocks after they had a stroke to assess their cognition. a lot of them would write the clock-face like that. especially the ones with partial blindness.

>>78991694
addendum:

If i was marking papers and I saw "blahblah" unsourced i'd be like source? if I saw "blahblah" (don't have source to hand) I would be like what the fuck is wrong with you

all non-human life on the planet should be purged

>chee-POAT-lay

>>78991949
What we do in the shadows

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absolutely fucked it lads i talked about this yesterday but i've been in panic mode for the last 2 days straight

>boss is on maternity leave
>she gave me some tasks to do
>did one of them but completely forgot about the other
>been doing fuck all at work for the last month
>she emailed about it yesterday
>scrambling to get something done to give to her

i've written out a plan of stuff to do this weekend, hopefully i can make something that mkaes it look like i worked on this for a few days.

>>78991950
What are your plans breh?

>>78991962
What the boss doesn't know about won't hurt him breh

>>78991975
*Humanity dies out*

>>78991975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuQjR2lsYl0

Disagree, as did Moses

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>>78991864
They're mostly brits though and have low irish blood
Look at the bit where it says
>america (mostly british)

>>78991988
Seen
Very good

bum willy poo

>>78991946
being proud of ignorance is a yank meme

>>78991946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNJ-3blp56w

>>78992011
oh yeah?x

>>78991975
*purges all americans*
whoops haha x

>>78991908
quit your job that's what i did today

can't work 60+ hours of manual labour in a dangerous environment for $10/hour anymore it's just not worth it

>>78991966
Yes it's also a symptom of Encephalitis.

>>78991998
>What the boss doesn't know about won't hurt him breh
it will, you mong

>>78991828
Hello redit!
>>78991946
watch this you'll like it addresses that point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn9Wcy88Np4

>>78991908
*rubs your belly for motivation*

was born with long eyelashes, big eyes and a nice slim jaw, also I'm short and have wide hips and a THICC arse

Reckon if I would've been a girl I would have had it pretty good tbqh

Might watch dancer in the dark

>>78992016
It's not ignorance. Sophisticated people are aware of the original pronunciation but butcher it anyway
It's called wearing your education lightly, something yanks don't really understand

>>78992065
Become a trap. It's never too late.

>>78991824
>twat
>cray-ugh
>'erb
>garajh
>vita-men
>a-loomin-um
>she-due-ule
>warter
>mobeel
That's how I pronounce 'em

>>78991819
That helps clear it up a bit, though it still seems to apply more to quotations.

The problem is basically about a vague idea. Like in >>78991974 the problem is less that the marker would go "source?" and more that the marker would go "this stupid little shit thinks he can pretend he invented this famous idea."

Though in practical terms like I said, I'd probably just run to a tutor and go "do you know who came up with this?"

Sheets have only been on my bed for a week and they fucking hum

>>78992059
*cums*

Is arrival any good?

>>78992088
nah I have a masculine face shape apart from the jaw, could never pass

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>It's not ignorance. Sophisticated people are aware of the original pronunciation but butcher it anyway
>It's called wearing your education lightly, something yanks don't really understand

>>78992089
haha

>>78992003
moses didn't actually exist he's simply a collection of myths and characteristics that have passed along through time

absolute brainlet you are

Is I, Daniel Blake worth watching?

>>78992056
kek

>>78992119
Utter shite don't waste your time. Literally does not make sense and the aliens are some retarded long things that you barely see

>>78992119
Better than Interstellar

>>78992142
no

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ah yes.... reddit

>>78992126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRrZ3UwGzu4

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this guy's name is Welshman Ncube lol

>>78992087
Nah you're just a retard, everyone I know says chee-lay. I just asked my whole family to pronounce it.
You must not be good at geography bet you cant point it out on a map

>>78992119
It's decent but a bit pretentious. The soundtrack is great

>>78991959
didn't say I wouldn't, but he posed it in terms of human flesh. and while I would go with cloned animal meat, I just figured it would be more symbolic to go with cloned human meat, as a gesture to mother nature that 'yes we went a bit nuts there for a bit, but we're making up for it'

>>78992098
I don't really understand if it's a vague idea then you can "come up with it" by yourself through argument (and in higher tier academic writing you would probalby put a footnote saying debt to xyz for aiding this argument or introducing this argument or some shit) if you're littearlly referencing/quoting something then you need the source.

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Really hate fedoraposting. It's been overused. The people who fedorapost are now the fedoras. Simple as.

>>78992141
>moses didn't actually exist

Then who pirated the red sea?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gur8ccqrQ9c#t=10s

feel like pure shit

>>78992185
t. lower middle class person

>>78992162
Really? I saw thom yorke and Michael gira praise it...

>>78992135
does that bloke look in a mirror in the morning and think he looks good? or does he dress that way ironically, like he's trying to be eccentric?

>>78992197
looks like an old shag

interesting

>>78992126
The jaw is the main defining part of your masculine face shape so I'm sorry but you don't. Also considering you have wide hips I'd bet 100 grand you're a scrawny beta with low T

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>>78992138
W-what's so funny?

>>78992199
what's the matter?

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>Really hate fedoraposting. It's been overused. The people who fedorapost are now the fedoras. Simple as.

Hell or High Water. That a good flick?

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>>78992166
>hurt dur le reddit boogeyman chart

78992217
t. braindead runt

>>78992198
We Prince of Kino posting now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp5VsqVOu5s

>>78992234
I'm actually on the low side of high test sweetie(got it checked)

t. got THICC from squatting 140kg 3x5 at 11 stone

>>78992142
its weirdly amateur - some things really got an autist like me going - like watching a black geordie talk to a chinese man over a projected webcam-chat service about buying coutnerfit trainers.

i was on the dole and knew some of the feels but

>>78992244
its kino

>>78992221
don't know got to ask him

have wide hips but am 6'2" 225 lbs

brick shithouse status not even memeing

>>78992237
cray-ugh and mobeel stuck out but it's all a laugh

>>78992244
It has good acting and good character development

Thoughts on A Clockwork Orange?

Could throwing knives work in actual combat or is that just hollywood bullshit?

>>78992271
>We Prince of Kino posting now?

Apparently so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG0a9WFkgzU#t=40s

>>78992166
Unironically had one of those when I was younger and so did my friends. Your parents must have not been very good or loved you

>>78992269
its literally an image from reddit you blubbering lard

>>78992244
Hell or High Watermelon is a good beer

>>78992299
reddit: the film

>>78992302
theyre a one hit kill in mw2

>>78992302
how would you like it if I started lashing knives at you?

>>78992302
depends how long you've studied the blade

>>78992282
Post your wide hips, femboy slut.

>>78992299
could go for a bit of the ol' ultraviolence right about now tbqh

>>78992321
>>78992279
>>78992238
really really cute cat

The pound has grown in worth by almost 1% the last days. I guess that you guys were right Brexit is good for Britain.

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>youtube now resembles a fucking smartphone app

>>78992221
Symptom of autism is lack of self-awareness.
Also lads, why do people with autism have that weard beard where they shave the mustache like in that pic?

>>78992142
Thought it would be decent even if it is a bit >Muh bennies but it's just shite, the acting is wank

Looks like something someone doing Btec media studies farted out

>>78992337
*presents ball bag*

>>78992065
have long eyelashes, sharp eyebrows, wide hips myself
average height, average eyes, decent jaw and a small but soft bum though. also very hairy all over
my body is weird

always feel very conflicted about fatcat posting

>>78992312
its not for the kids you mong

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>tfw no tay tay dominatrix gf to batter my bollocks

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>>78992225
>tfw all the gingers in America are sluts or rednecks and aren't good gf material

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>>78992360
thanks

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>>78992381
Fat cat

>>78992312
read it again lad

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>>78992360

got long hair, wide hips, tits and ovaries but I've still got above average test levels

>>78992312
how were your mums bjs?

>>78992392
>not wanting a redneck slut as a gf
faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp5VsqVOu5s

HO
LEE
FUKK

>>78992366
i think its just uneven growth because they cant grow a full beard

>>78992392
woah

>you realise that the "gingers dont have souls" meme was designed to make the gingers bullied and become sluts
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH

>>78992274
>implying your doctor wasn't just being nice
>wide hips
>shit jawline
>masculine
Even if you really did have high-test in a test, you obviously don't look it if you have a shitty jaw

>>78992385
fuck you

>>78992418
be my gf

>>78992470
>>78992470
>>78992470
>>78992470
>>78992470

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>>78992381
i don't

>>78992299
love the aesthetic of violent 70s britain

>>78992166
grim

mates new gf is doing btec hair and beauty

So basically my options are
Arrival
Pawn Sacrifice
Swiss Army Man
Primal Fear
I, Daniel Blake
Goon
The Island
Weiner Dog
Moonrise Kingdom
Elvis and Niton
Everybody Wants Some
Captain Fantastic
A Clockwork Orange
The Devils Advocate
Hell or High Water
Inherent Vice
The Impossible
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
A Single Man
Wild Bill
Kill Your Friends
Finding Neverland
Interview with The Vampire

What film should I watch?

>>78992477
post a video of this cat getting on and off the bed haha

>>78991610
>3am midnight

*manspreads*