Legitimate edition
CHOSEN MEN EDITION
HERE
SOUTH ESSEX
ADVANCE
anime.
cara
>>78962697
So here's where we stand. With you lot... Farting about, giving the OP of an early new what he wants. We can do something today.
WE CAN STAND
GET ON YOUR FEET
HARPER
WHERE'S HARPER
Gibbons edition.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EHIRvnpSM6E
LOOKA DEM SIR
PURE ANIMALS SO DEY ARE
Bane?
>>78962776
pissing myself so hard the man downstairs must think I'm wanking
CHOSEN MEN
CHOSEN THREAD
Slash Dot Dash Dot,
Slash Dot Dash Dot,
Slash Dot Dash Dot,
Slash Dot Com.
Dot Com, Dot Com, Dot Dot Dot, Dot Com.
Slash Dot Dash Dot,
Slash Dot Dash Dot,
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Com Dot Com Dot Com.
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Dot Com.
Gone too far, Gone too far,
Gone too far, Gone too far,
Gone too far, Gone too far,
Gone too far, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da,
da-da-da-da-da-da.
Slash Dot Dash Dot,
Slash Dot Com.
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Dot Dot Dot, Dot Com.
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Dash Dash
Dash Dot Com, Dash Dot Com Com Com Com Com Com Com
Gone too far, Gone too far,
Gone too far, Dash Dot Dash Dot Dash Dot Com
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Gone too far, Gone too far,
Gone too far, Dash Dot Dash Dot Dash Dot Com
mm
Thoughts?
>>78962801
>>78962832
Shouldn't you be in class or working?
Nevermind...
Lunch break
He did nothing wrong
SMASH
M
A
S
H
what is reddits?
cara
*DECKS YOU*
Feel disillusioned after not posting on 4chan for 2 weeks.
>>78962896
by yankee post ww2 cryptofash standards he was quite a tame anticommunist
baloompf impeachment soon lads
>people that live in packed cities like sydney
How long do beans in the oven take?
BUSINESS IDEA: LARP AS A MUSLIM IRL
How long do beaners in the oven take?
just filled my oven with beans how long does it take?
>>78962980
TIL THEY'RE HOT MATE
>>78963021
How do I check if they're hot?
>>78963013
Literally filled? Several hours. Maybe days.
>>78963030
YOU JUST KNOW
>>78962980
>>78962996
Until they stop screaming in Spanish, or until they turn dark brown?
No gf
Hilarious how 90% of people think there is only one season on earth at a time. State of our fucking education.
Crazy Person
>"If i could press a button that would blow my brains out but at the same time kill ten-thousand people i would gladly do it"
Racist
>"If i could press a button that would blow my brains out but at the same time kill ten-thousand brown people i would gladly do it"
>>78963056
why the fuck would i give a shite about the seasons in other countries
>he thinks that all these posts weren't all made by a single person
>>78963080
SAYS THE PADDY BEFORE HE TAKES ANOTHER SWIG OF JACK DANIELS
>>78963021
Yeah but how long will that be
>>78963126
about 20 minutes
>>78963109
why would I drink american whiskey?
THE ONLY READING I EVER DO IS OF /BRIT/POSTS
>>78963130
Bit long that
Will just use the microwave
Thanks
>>78963056
90% of people are also brown.
Coincidence?
>>78963131
This. Guinness is clearly the obvious answer.
>>78963157
RETARDED REDDIT FREAK
>>78963056
>durr people 1000 years ago were so stupid they thought the earth was flat
people have always been stupid
hate:
marxists
liberals
hippies
greens
middle class bleeding hearts
women
e l l e
>>78963169
would put my 'cles in her mouth
>>78963165
>the brainlet post
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myth_of_the_flat_Earth
How's the Queen doing lads?
DOES /BRIT/ COUNT AS LITERATURE???
>>78963165
>le flat earth meme
fuck off
>>78963189
Stop shouting!
syrians are white
WHAT DO YOU BLOKES THINK OF MY GIMMICK? I MADE IT MYSELF
>>78963206
Alri you syrian refuge
>>78963189
/brit/erature
>>78963180
>>78963198
people today believe it
whats your excuse now
>>78963185
kill urself tard boi
>>78963203
I'M NOT SHOUTING WHO SAYS I'M SHOUTING?
moved in a week ago and people keep slowing down when they drive past my house lads
there's no reason for them to slow down on my part of the road
very weird desu
>>78963229
YOU FUCKING WHAT YOU LEB CUNT
>>78963230
I'm reading your posts in a shouty voice.
POSTING FROM MY BED LADS
EATING A BANANA LADS
Syria are one win away from making it to the 2018 world cup lads
would be p cool
You're all fucking students aren't you?
>>78963265
LOVE BANANAS BUT SUDDENLY DEVELOPED AN ALLERGY TOWARDS THEM A FEW YEARS AGO. TRAGIC.
>>78963284
no I've never fucked anyone
>>78963270
>ISIS away fans
what could possibly go wrong?
going to bed
night xx
11:00
caterwauling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaohdQjaH64
>>78963292
NIGHT LAD X
>>78963292
Night lad
browsing the local prozzies again
I'M JUST GONNA SAY ONE THING
I'M PROUD OF YOU LADS
They tried to get us into that dirty early new, and you stuck by me. Good on you. But know this: They'll try again tomorrow. And we'll have to fight them again, tomorrow. Until then, this thread is ours.
HARPER
COOPER
Give the men a drink.
>>78963322
don't know what film that is nor do i care just stop posting it
>>78963304
WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THE CAMERA? GENUINELY GETTING MOTION SICKNESS FROM IT
>>78963304
What a clown, I hope his phone is broken.
>>78963337
I'll see you tomorrow lad.
trying to get a buzz going 2bh
>>78963360
t. lazy bee
drinking sophisticated wine
it won't shut up
Was this /our shia/'s last good film? Been 5 years.
chubby asian girls are-
>>78963234
Are you in a city or more of a small town setting? If it's the latter, you're fine. People just wanna see how the new guy is maintaining the place. If it's the former, you're screwed. Probably gang members who wanna exploit your weakness.
>>78963391
desperate
>>78962562
I've watched every episode of Sharpe. Am I an honorary brit?
>>78963391
Ugly
>>78963322
I'm with you till the end
>>78963410
Aye, mebbe.
Just tell us two things.
Are you willing to fight for honour? And can you stand?
no toils remain until emigration
Was driving home after a few frothies and started shouting racial slurs
hope no one heard me lol
>>78963406
>desperate
desparate*
has your english vocabulary really gotten that bad?
>>78963457
Mages are always the most OP though
just told a nigger to go back to africa and he did the absolute madman
>>78963287
Just eat banana flavour food since there's no bananas in them
>>78963497
wow, you're the real madman
Some times I just feel like being an asshole. Does that make me a bad person?
nobody likes the smell of a nigger
>>78963521
>primeiro arraiá do g.a.s.a
Holy fuck he is brazilian
>>78963451
A-aye, Sir!
>>78963486
that's wrong though, isn't it?
>>78963546
yes
>>78963551
why is he trying to confuse me?
>>78963569
the british bf
>>78963581
get out of my head
>>78963524
No it makes you normal. Everyone has a little bit of Hitler and a little bit of Gandhi in them.
>September 1, 2017
neanderthal pill
need to crack down on this 'not having a gf' situation
This is Brody.
real pic of thailad save before I delete
I hate Chileans, simple as
need a LAWFUL NEUTRAL gf
Now I get to take my sweet time having a stroll to buy computer parts because nobody in this office can follow simple instructions when it comes to things like ram frequency or chipsets. Might even stop for a coffee.
cheerio!
chilENO
need a chaotic good gf
>>78963660
Delete now please
>>78963646
very interesting thanks for sharing thaiguy.
hey thailad
your opinions on drumpf?
>>78963674
elf
>>78963690
most of them are lying
the True Neutral gf
>>78963690
Every country that is green is a cucked soon to be third world shithole inhabited by Africans and muslims
>>78963521
can't be bothered finding it but reminded of the picture where the top is "evolution" and the monkey turning into a man, then "brazil" and all the stages walking side by side
hey thailad
your opinions on the king of thailand?
how and why do australians celebrate halloween it doesn't make sense it's an autumn holiday?
>>78963725
how and why do australians celebrate christmas it doesn't make sense it's a winter holiday?
>>78963725
hello mutt
Listen hard, gentlemen. I know every skiving, dishonest, malingering trick there is. How's that? Because I started off where you did. In the ranks. Remember that! My name is Sharpe! Major Sharpe! And I'm gonna teach you to be soldiers...
hiked 5 miles today
*eats a whole box of twinkies*
>>78963746
>>78963761
I see you don't disagree nor have anything to say about that except posting amerimongrel memes
>Every country that is green is a cucked soon to be third world shithole inhabited by Africans and muslims
>>78963769
Where'd you hike lad
>>78963731
We don't traditionally it was jut introduced over the years.
>>78963785
why the fuck would you ask that
fuck off
>>78963799
Oh so you didn't hike
>>78963761
if americans are such disgusting mutts how come america is the most powerful country in the world
>>78963771
insulting a superior flag in their own general
that 5 years in the Cubes creep
MANDATORY
>>78963842
there's hundreds of millions of them.
>>78963842
because it has more white people than any other country
i'd like to write a book titled 'the cod delusion' i'm just not sure what it would be about
>>78963872
>>78963862
why are you so angry for lol
>>78963876
about how the Canadian Cod industry utterly collapsed due to horrible mismanagement, profiteering, and the government selling out
>>78963862
There's over a billion pooinloos
>>78963907
wonderful lad
you'll be in the special thanks
look out for 'the cod delusion' in the new york times bestsellers list soon lads
>>78963950
shan't
The goal
the Chaotic Good gf
Good morning babe
just had the weirdest fucking experience
not going to elaborate unless someone asks
>>78963842
we became the most powerful country when we were 90% white
>ywa be a state school piece of pleb rubbish
jennifer aniston must have some long nipples
not going to directly ask but i am generally interested in bizarre experiences
Ah yes Soctland.
>>78964015
what's your favourite colour?
>>78964034
brown
God damn it, I love this country, why has everything gone to shit.
>>78964015
just tell us you tease
Cynthia from malcolm in the middle is my dream girl
>>78964073
don't give him the satisfaction
Aha
Fuck off
Aha
>>78964075
kike
smash the Windies this Thursday at Lords then ASHES BOYS
>>78964100
Fancied literally every jewish girl I've ever met
>>78964118
Are they cute?
torn between wanting to be a autistic eceleb sort of like reviewbrah circa ~2014, and wanting to be a mid-tier politician (cabinet member or opposition spokesman in scottish/welsh parliament, parliamentary backbencher, council leader, etc.) or advisor to politician.
>>78964118
you gay mate?
Need a girl with a fat arse to grind on me, but I get too autistic and anxious when undressed with a girl.
https://twitter.com/YesBrexit/status/903171460927283200
>>78963646
yeah I bet you love your ram frequency you bender nonce
>>78964073
i live in a pretty small suburb where everyone more or less knows everyone else
anyway, i was off my tits on oxycodone earlier driving to mcdonalds for a cheeky afternoon tea
being high as fuck, i accidentally rear-ended this kid i know who works at the maccas (it was kind of his fault too because he pulled out from behind another car so i couldn't see him until it was too late and he should've been checking for through traffic)
he wasn't mad at me because we're family friends but freaking out because it's his mum's car
i told him it's cool and i'd pay for the damage (it wasn't that bad)
his mind set at ease, we set off for maccas together, i hadn't been in quite a while, and i noticed the place looked vastly different since last time, also not quite where i had remembered it being located, although still on the same street
i knew most of the people working there, so i asked, "did this place get knocked down and rebuilt?"
tone of the staff said yes
"oh," i said "...this place is a lot nicer than the old one"
i said it louder than i thought, and everyone in the building cheered, i thought it was weird how much pride people could have in the mcdonalds that happens to be closest to their house
not one to let an opportunity like this slip by, i blurted out "can i have a free big mac?"
the cheering turned to laughter and the manager obliged so i got a free feed
all in all, 7/10 afternoon
>>78964207
shan't
>>78964207
not one letter
>>78964033
if you think about it that's kinda bs
having sex with a bike is weird but it shouldn't be something you get registered as a sex offender for
>>78964187
try to undress with a boy, merely as a matter to get rid of your shyness :^)
>>78964210
>>78964207
i ended up reading it
sounds like you had some sort of fever dream
>>78964207
didn't read a word of this drivel
>>78964207
no way this actually happened
>>78964207
woah
>>78964187
even if i didn't have phimosis i still don't think i'd be comfortable enough to show anyone my willy
>>78964226
I've already been naked with loads of girls, but I get so 'out of it' that I lose any interest. Would just be staring at the door thinking 'wish I was somewhere else' while getting a bj.
WHEN TWO TRIBES GO TO WAR
>>78964232
it's not drivel
>>78964264
Stop with the caps lock
was at a restaurant this evening and this qt latina who worked there sweeping the floors kept standing around a corner staring at me
me being the beta that i am, did nothing
kind of baffled at the idea that someone could be attracted to me
>>78964271
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>>78964271
OOK OOK? EEK! EEEEEK!
>>78964274
she was probably just keeping an eye on you cause you look unstable like an incel
A girl looked at me while I looked at her so she must have wanted my penis
flat earth is real
We train young men to drop fire on people but their commanders won't allow them to write FUCK on their aeroplanes because... it's obscene
its the 1st of september WHERE is narcos season 3
>>78964290
she was standing there for like 10 minutes and i wasn't looking at her
>>78964288
why do you have to rain on my parade
>>78964302
can i write "TRUCK" on mine?
>>78964300
flat earth is bullshit, there is truly no reason for them to do the things they do i'm convinced it's shills pushing it
reading a book
Im with her
Good night lads keep your stick on the ice.
was at work earlier and saw this creep white boy in a trench coat and fedora
i kept an eye on him because he looked like a proper freak and i thought he was going to whip out either his dad's revolver and start shooting or his pathetic no doubt circumcised little pendejo
>>78964275
>>78964279
alri very funny
>>78964336
even when i think like an autist these don't make sense as jokes on any level
did you here about the anon who made a post?
he got a (you)
like what
wish i was cut
*kills niggers*
>>78964358
you're just jealous because you aren't getting spicy latin culo
still laughing at the post that went
>writing a book about a nigger
>going to call it "the nigger"
writing a nigger's autobiography
>>78964336
creasing
>>78964390
>>78964405
>>78964416
Racism outside of /b/ is against the rules lads
>>78964416
sounds like it doesn't have a satisfying ending
>>78964427
gollywog
the jap's eye is tingling
>>78964336
haha good ones
what do you call it when you have heartburn in your ass? fartburn! LMAO
Floyd Mayweather is 51-0 if you count the time he beat his wife but you don't because she never got her boxing license and therefore isn't a professional boxer
>>78964458
Who else here /killwhitey/
Can't sleep, my nose wont stop running
>>78964489
You better catch it
>>78964474
Please don't Kill me
>>78964489
better go catch it lol
>even if we discover time travel you'll never be able to go stop your own birth because of the paradox it would create
>>78964507
it's okay I'll stop it for you
Don't usually like Youtube Poops but this is good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgoKb7ZR3f0
strong urge to gamble away all my money lol
>>78964516
that's comforting thanks
if we discover time travel the first thing i'd do is stop timothy j byrne's birth
>Coming from a mixed background, with a black father and white mother, Hamilton is the first and only black driver to race in Formula One.[note 2]
>>78964550
MARCUS?
Currently look like Tim
Rubbed vicks vapour rub all over my face
>>78964558
White women seem to really like black men. I wish I were Black so White women would like me
Burning
>>78964558
really racist attitude, even lefties are oblivious
>>78964576
why does it call him black when it calls him mixed
>White women seem to really like black men. I wish I were Black so White women would like me
>>78964597
The same shit happened with Obama
>>78964574
who cuts his hair? is he able to actually stand going out to a hairdresser? these are important questions
>>78964602
I'm white
Jesus christ, every single fucking time someone is talking about black men it's a fucking yank. You are obsessed with fetishing black cock you fucking losers
>>78963789
done a thread
>>78964627
I made this thread
>>>/tv/87157754
>>78964635
I bet you did, you fucking loser
BUT NOT A SNITCH
Rorke: Dwarf
Brody: Halfling
Reasonable Centrist: Human
Radical Centrist: Half Elf
Schlomo: Yuan-ti Pureblood
I bet you didnt you fucking winner
Rorke: Christianity
Brody: Islam
Reasonable Centrist: Atheism
Radical Centrist: Judaism
why you do this
I bet you loser, you fucking did
-Love-
Cocaine
Dicks (preferably men's)
Islam
-Hate-
Pints
>>78964678
Will you let me stay with you in Busan?
have a gaming computer but i only play 10 year old games and map painting sims haha
Ahh time to get up and play the piano out of tune (not on the dampner)
found my new favourite picture
>>78964558
>>78964602
>>78964739
bad posts from a bad poster
Post after mine is dubs innit
love 2d women
hate 3d
>>78964746
2 out of 3 not bad
>>78964762
Fucking kill yourself
>>78964762
kys, if janny were alive he would kill you
>>78964688
>Britannia
>only sticks to her own benefits
Kongou "this is my homeland's permanent policy, de-su!"
>>78964678
>>78964773
Fight
Love globalism
Love multiculturalism
Love people of colour
Love open borders
Love tolerance
Love communism
Love liberalism
Love islam
Love buddhism
Love hinduism
Love jainism
Love atheism
Love judaism
Love homesexuals
Love transgender people
Love gender-fluid people
Love furries
Love bronies
Love anime fans
Love gamers
Love cuckoldry
Love cuck porn
Love promiscuity
Love sex outside of marriage
Love miscegnation
Love blow-jobs
Love anal
Love pedophilia
Love necrophilia
Love zoophilia
Love BDSM
Love incest
Love feet
Love drowning
Love free healthcare
Love drag-queens
Love crossdressing
Love drug use
Love weed
Love rap
Love punching nazis
Love love
>>78964806
forgot George Soros
>>78964325
nope
>>78964710
No i am seoulboi