/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

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>>78924420

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/agrarianism/

>>78924480
fuck union pacific
confederate pacific NOW

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the dogo

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>>78924506
My grandpa worked for GP

>>78924495

>>78924526
meant union pacific lel

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>>78924514
i actually fucking busted out laughing jesus christ saved

>>78924526
this fucking book cover tho

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most doggos have more personality than grills

>>78924601
;_;7

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>>78924601
>captcha: kleingartenanlage 3020
wew

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just lad a nosebleed lads, made me feel calm

>>78924671
I get nosebleeds at least twice a week desu

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>>78924671
might have bled some chromosomes too haha

>>78924671
>just lad a nosebleed
I think some of your brains leaked out lol

>>78924671
have some sweet tea and a piece of corn bread

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>>78924698
ive been raping my nasal canals, its not like im low on sugar or something

>>78924728
Your blood sugar is always too low. Always.

no use in living past 40 if you can't enjoy it

>>78924728
>Finns do blow so they can post on 4chan at high speeds.

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>>78924728
>t. snownigger with a taste for white powder

>>78924754
>falling for the sugary joo

>>78924756
i have 20 proxies just to bypass the posting timer

>>78924728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq344ks1ieg

>>78924786
rip

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>>78924786
10/10 post i cum on cat she hiss at penis

>>78924815
what the fuck is up with /dixie/ tonight?

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>>78924841

>>78924841
me

https://youtu.be/1zgja26eNeY

Is there such a thing as a Southern qt who isn't religious but also isn't a flaming social justice warrior? Asking for a friend haha

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>>78924935
come back to Jesus, anon

>>78924950
that's a cute beard~

>>78924935
>isn't religious
horrible post

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>>78924841
>meme2old4u

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>>78924950
>brony

>>78924969
>Billy Mays has been dead for eight years

>>78925008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFdjbKDTTJU

>hello darkness my old friend

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>>78924950

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZc9IjqHBzc

the fucking DEDICATION this man has

>WHY AM I SMASHING MY HAND WITH THIS HAMMER?
>TO SHOW YOU THE AMAZING PROTECTION YOU GET FROM THIS IMPACT GEL!\

i miss him

his death heralded the end of the 2000s, the beginning of the 2010s

https://youtu.be/jSR8a24xxuw

reminded me of this shit

kinda miss wkuk even though it was fucking stupid

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BOGGLE?

>>78925130
WKUK was dumb as a motherfuck, but they had some funny stuff time to time.

>>78925074
that wheel looks weird when it went over his hand
is it legal to fake this kind of stuff?

>>78925130
they visited my frats house when they came to UCA, then they went and got drunk with some sorority girls in the roller rink parking lot

timmy was a dick

and the tall guy was on the phone with this wife the whole time who was mad at him for some reason

got a pic with em

>>78925159
>frat

>>78924480
where are all the foodstamps

>>78925173
yessir

had a great time too

>>78925159
>being in a frat
fucking normie

All we've had is Bill Nye spewing his stock muh climate change bullshit that one of my friends dragged me along to. there was some retard who asked him why .9999=1 instead of asking him what the Africans are going to do when the UN and greenpeace outlaw burning wood for heat

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thoughts?

>>78925208
>goes to college in the south
>doesn't join a secret society
Sad!

and that frat is how i learned to be normie

when i stopped going to school i regressed into an antisocial fuck, but that's partially from working so much

>>78925233
courage in the face of liberal hate

>>78925242
>antisocial
>was fucking 3 different grills when I started talking with you
stinky dumb normie scum

As for the secret societies, we don't have any of the cool ones so what's the point

>>78925233
the future first President of United States of Dixieland and biscuits and gravy pro

>>78925233
good guy, pretty sure he's going to get a hell of a lot more money from donations than he lost from his college kicking him out

>>78925274
yeah that was fun while it lasted

im down to one now, but i may be stopping that as she's getting clingy and talking about moving in when my lease is up, im moving into a one bedroom and i plan on continuing to live alone

and it depends on the secret society, although most frats are freemason spinoffs desu, and all sororities are shitty spinoffs of fraternities (wikileaks as a matter of fact has a lot of leaked secrets manuals from frats/sororities)

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>>>/tv/87102520

>>78925323
>(wikileaks as a matter of fact has a lot of leaked secrets manuals from frats/sororities)
huh

>plan on continuing to live alone
Didn't really like that desu. Just made me depressed because I never talked to anyone

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>an IP in Rio Grande de Sul, Brazil just tried to login to my Steam account

>>78925393
>one comment on his LJ
>gets memed out of proportion
That was fucking stupid tho, when has he ever talked about Aegon's or Robb's tax policy

>>78925468
HUE HUE HUE BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PLS GIB STEAM REPORTED

>>78925427
i enjoy it

i had roomies for so long that i just got tired of it

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>go to /cum/
>it's full of disgusting foreigners and like three americans total
>come to /dixie/
>there are only two foreigners but they post all the time

>>78925533
>i had roomies for so long that i just got tired of it
I guess it was nice when I moved out and didn't have to live with the neckbeard that the uni had stuck me with

At least i never woke up to him jerking off over me

>>78925546
/jizz/ is a bad general

there is no quality control

>colorado
you're /high/ right now aren't you

>>78925552
rooming with friends would never be much better, it always puts stress on a friendship

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>>78925508
just installed the Steam Guard Authenticator on my phone and changed my password just to be safe

fucking chimpanzillians, I was just trying to make their nation great again in Victoria 2 as well

>>78925598
>implying I have real friends
mostly just people that i text once every few months. Would have made paying for my apartment last year easier

>>78925620
uma delicia

>>78924778
so the timer is not part of a cookie and it gets reset if you switch your IP?

>>78925598
>you're /high/ right now aren't you
Actually, no. I've only smoked the dude weed lmao twice in my whole life, although to be fair both of those times were within the last week. It sucks, I don't get the hype or why so many of my fellow commiefornians decided to move in here to get access to it.

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>many of my fellow commiefornians

>>78925650
>he's smoped weef (dude lmao) even once

>>78925629
everyone i know is in the same position i am

they work all the time and have a hard time seeing folks they know because everyone's schedules are too hard to mesh

i barely see but 2-3 friends a month at most in my off time, i've been trying to invite friends over for dinner when i have time

>>78925650
desu getting baked is more about doing things while baked, vidya in particular is a favorite of mine

>>78925687
>i've been trying to invite friends over for dinner when i have time
If only I knew how to cook

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>>78925722
>he can't follow a muhfuggin recipe

>>78925722
not heard to learn

personally, i started by watching a fuckload of good eats (/ck/ hates what alton brown became, but the guy's show is very good at breaking down the basics of cooking and the simple chemistry involved), i also went to culinary school for like a year at one point (though that was mostly knife technique and learning to prep veggies)

its all common sense really

OK, so my character is a Halfling Noble Fighter who's kingdom was destroyed by Orcs. Any suggestions?

>>78925675
Don't give them too much shit, there are still sane people there that haven't fled like me. Hell, my buddy's dad had an AR with two 30 round mags that we'd take out shooting in the desert. Shooting with him is one of the reasons I care so much about the second amendment today.

>>78925782
>

>>78925797
the problem is that I'm lazy. Before Monday I hadn't used anything besides a wok and a crockpot for weeks

>>78925817
nigga dafuq you playin

>>78925641
not sure actually, i think theres a cookie that prevents you from posting from the same browser even if you have different ip address

>>78925853
when you're banned that is

>>78925849
dnd

>>78925817
>halfling
ALWAYS get a sling a halfling, its a free ranged weapon you're good at, or go slingstaff if you have the starting gold

also name him Schlomo Faggins

>>78925834
my learning to cook came from a week where i had to live alone at a chick's apt for like a week before my flight home for christmas, she was an RC (in charge of RAs) at some UCA apartments who used to party with me as a matter of fact lel, she's now administration

i lived on three dozen eggs for seven days, i learned every different way to cook them i could, because i got so fucking tired of scrambled

then sauces and soups next i think

>>78925853
yes that one gives you a "ban evasion" error when you attempt to post, but once you delete 4chan cookies you can post :D

>>78925849
The Dungeons and Dragons game we are supposedly having at some indefinite point in time.

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>>78925927
>trying to GM a game of Delta Green for some buddies
>can never get more than two of them to show up at a time

>>78925927
>>78925917
oh, yeah, when are we niggers supposed to be playing that.
I oughta get this character sheet together.

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>>78925853
>>78925870
>shitposting this hard

>>78925927
it'll be fun

i have fun things to throw at you

somtimes literally throwing at you

you like giants throwing goblins throwing throwing axes sonnyboy?

>>78925919
>Schlomo Faggins
lol

>>78925991
I can't buy the simulator rn because I'm broke as fuck

>>78925995
>not getting banned at least once a month
Sometimes I flood gay porn on /tv/ if I'm bored enough

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>>78926102
not gonna do the simulator senpai, theres some websites we can use

>>78926129
y tho

just play vidya at that point

>>78926102
My friends and I used a breddy gud online one, I'll ask him for the name, but his ass is in Dubh Linn, so he's asleep rn.

>>78926178
>y tho
because I hate myself and I don't get any enjoyment from vidya anymore. I was going to play MGSV but I forgot my password for PSN so every time I try to play I'm instantly 10 million in debt

>>78926217
>PSN
I think you mean PNS
(huehuehue)

>>78926239
ex dEEE

wew, didn't know the National Do Not Call registry existed

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>>78926185
prolly roll20

but honestly any will do

first session will be fun, as i'm learning how to work the DM shit

>>78926217
dude

play simpler vidya

this is one of my favorite games of all time

it is relentlessly difficult

also free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGV0k73vaDI
http://askiisoft.com/games/tower-of-heaven/

go down to the bottom and download the old exe version if the flash is being fucky

>>78926324
Alright

Still need to start on dorf fort but I haven't finished that series I was watching yet and I don't want to go in blind

>using C64 noise for waves
absolutely patrician

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>>78926364
with that, just go for getting the basics down, and then dive right in

when you need help with anything use DFwiki (which is without a doubt the BEST dorf fort resource in existence)

>>78926406
tfw no pet giant raccoon

>>78926436
That's a ferret.

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>>78926436

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WIIIIZAAAAAAAARDS

>Crusader Kings II is still $40
fuck off yohan

>>78926462
literal jews

>>78926462
Fucking racoons, they're literal F*nns.

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I used to have a DnD set from the 70s that I got at a yard sale, it had all these guide books with these really neat pen and ink illustrations of all the monsters and creatures in them

It fucking kills me that I don't have it anymore, I don't even know what happened to it. This is why you don't waste nice things on 12 year olds

>>78926644
oh yeah and I probably fapped to them a bunch too because they were full of tiddies

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>>78926590
sir, delete this

>>78926364
>>78926406
have fun nigga

>>78926436
had a family of raccoons in the back yard last night. I fed them some old apples and bread.
They repaid me by knocking my trash can over, mere inches away from me as I watched from the screen door.

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>talk to a South Dakotan's bf more than I talk with my family

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goodnight /dixie/

>>78926890
goodnight bud

been really into point and click browser/mobile games lately lads

>>78926941
lol mobile peasent

https://youtu.be/LAkx6YLVorU

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Boom

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Henlo

What a boring general
Should be nuked tbqhfam

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>>78934768
i wonder whatever happened to that mexican who just showed up to say "autistic thread should be banned"

autistic thread should be banned

>>78936719
Thank you for your dedicated work

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>>78936719
been a while

Niggers

>>78924480
I shit on you racist! fucking nazi scum! all you " proud " southerns should kill themselfs!!

>>78940716
I am greek

>>78941082
You cant be.

>>78940114
atleast im not from c#*tw!y

>tfw to wise too keep my wisdom teeth
They said that the anesthetic for the extraction surgery will make me say weird shit when I wake up and I won't remember what I say and I really hope I don't say something I'll regret.

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>>78940716
shut up stupid idiot yuro

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>>78942131
>>78941082
AHa you both fell for my trick THANKS dumb ameritards

Yuros are disgusting except Finlan and East thrace/ euro istanbul

>>78942104
don't worry, I'm sure it won't be the first time the surgeon has been accidentally called a nigger before

>>78946117
anatolian side of istanbul is unironically way better than the euro side

t.euro istanbul

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>>78946793
sometimes I wonder what I would do if I encountered him in public. Is he aware that the entire readership of his comic are doing so ironically to laugh at him or will he think I'm a genuine fan if I ask for a picture or autograph? He has literally zero self-awareness so I'm going to guess the latter.

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TEXAS ABSOLUEMENT DETRUIT

>>78946950

No he's absolutely aware of those people, he just believes that he actually has genuine fans.

I mean, he doesn't seem as autistic as, say, an actual full blown autistic person you would see in a special ed class, more of the person who just barley made it into the normal classes.

I would recommend watching his interview on YouTube, (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOsOwKjlARI), it clears up a lot of things about Chris. Something to take notice of is that the interviewer is constantly berating him in the first couple of minutes, and Christopher doesn't seem to comment back.

I believe this to be either because he is use to it, or he is just too unaware to notice it.

>trump ending daca
god bless him

>>78947440
Jesus christ, he's aging like shit.

>>78947440
oh yeah and the interview is from this April and he claims to have not heard of Black Lives Matter. He's definitely just completely unaware of the world around him.

>>78949965

>Jesus christ, he's aging like shit.

Well, yeah, Jews aren't really known for looking good when they get into their later years.

>He's definitely just completely unaware of the world around him.

I don't know, he must've heard about BLM somehow when researching about the principles of modern Feminism, I mean, you can't know about Feminism unless you know a little bit about BLM.

I think he's just hiding it, but I could be wrong.

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>>78949638
and pledging one million dollars of his own money to help Harvey victims on the same day

>>78950349
>that pic
he's like a fucking kid, it's great

like with that video of him in the firetruck

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>>78950389

I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY FRIEND

Our enemy: the single white woman

Our enemy :The f*male subhuman

Our enemy:ymene ruO

Our enemy: enemies of the south

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Our enemy: Jerkops

*Saves thread*

>>78954659
my hero

>>78955290
the fuck is up with that guys leg

>>78955309

t h i c c

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>>78955290
our's is shit, I may make a new one if I'm feeling autistic enough and have some spare time

>>78955341
the fuck is up with that guys leg

>>78955366
t h i c c

>>78955290
>>78955309
>>78955338
>>78955341
>>78955366
>>78955390
good talk

>>78955194

.

>>78955309
>>78955338
>>78955366
>>78955390
???

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can France be an american state at last

>>78955546
Fuck off Frog

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>get home
>had a chicken carcass, a few sticks of celery, half an onion, 4 cloves garlic, and a dozen black peppercorns in crock pot covered in water since yesterday evening
>its now delicious deep rich chicken stock
>gonna reduce it down by like a quarter to make the flavor more intense

>>78957148
sounds nice

>Four companies have been chosen to build prototypes for Donald Trump's planned border wall, US Customs and Border Protection (CBP) said.
>The four concrete prototypes will be 30ft (9m) long and up to 30ft tall, and will be built in the coming months.
it'd better be something aesthetic and not some Berlin Wall-tier garbage

>>78955546
Fuck that. Don't drag my economy down with your socialism

>>78957261
>and not some Berlin Wall-tier garbage
I want it to look austere as possible. Makes it look better when someone gets lined up against them by vigilantes and shot

Tho I guess those 300ft high Trump™ walls with the bullet trains on them that I keep seeing posted are fairly aesthetic

>>78957261
man wouldnt it be fucking hilarious if they just went off the board and build some rennasaince level marble wall with tiny etching details and etchings of donald trump all over it
With fake gold ofc
And lights for night time.
Or maybe just create a giant hill at the back of the wall and make an american flag with lights
and every once in a while just blast the national anthem

>>78957368
>Or maybe just create a giant hill at the back of the wall and make an american flag with lights
>and every once in a while just blast the national anthem
TRNC pls

>>78957330
>I want it to look austere as possible.
It's being built by Donald Trump.

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>>78957439
we mastered the art what can i say

>>78957456
I didn't say he would do it

>adds fake gold, etchings, giant busts of himself, Jackson, and all the Founders on both sides of the wall
>still ends up costing less than the concrete barricade shit that everyone else would have built
can't wait

>>78957496
give it back to cyprus

>rice is done
>time for ebin cajun food
aw yis

>>78957244
gonna be good

might use it for chicken and dumplings

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>tfw he's also put a stop to Andy Jackson being taken off the twenty bill

>>78958229
beans and rice?

>>78957980
Its our rightful clay
Gib demilitarized zone

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>>78958617
are you serious?!

>>78958634
ye, didn't feel like making the rice when the beans got done last night

Turned out fairly well. I used pinto beans this time instead of kidney beans

It's hot as fuck tho, jesus

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>>78958617
He's the hero that we needed

>>78958705
pintos are top tier beans

kidney beans are more authentic but they've got all sorts of weird rules to make them not give you diarrhea

>>78958661
https://www.cnbc.com/2017/08/31/treasury-secretary-steve-mnuchin-just-put-harriet-tubmans-role-on-the-20-bill-in-question.html
his treasury secretary basically said "it's not a priority at the moment and if it doesn't happen it will be on the 2 dollar bill", kek

>>78958739
>bought some canned beans a few weeks ago because I couldn't be fucked to use the dried ones
>didn't read the can, they were mexican style pinto beans
>jalapenos and shit in them
I fucking hate jalapenos

>>78958751
*if it does happen

>>78958751
>the 2 dollar bill
I'm more pissed about Jefferson being removed than Jackson desu

why the fuck is Grant on the fifty besides as a fuck you to us? He was universally acknowledged as a terrible alcoholic loser of a President and was an above-average general at best. Just leave everybody else alone and replace him.

Even better, remove all real-life figures from currency altogether, because politicians aren't something the entire nation have an objective consensus on besides Washington.

>>78958655
Κύπρος is greek. Leave the island NOW or we will take military action against you

>>78958923
Because he's widely regarded as being the general that brought the war to an end after years of incompetence in US leadership and he's the person who received Lee's surrender. you can debate his ability as a commander but he's still a highly regarded figure to most of the country

>>78958773
>cajun food
>jalapenos

could be worse

could be chipotles

>>78959039
he was a good soldier, but was considered a failure at damn near everything else

there was a time when lincoln was being hounded to dismiss him (as i recall he lost an important battle somewhere and rumors of his drinking had been spreading), and lincoln said "i cannot spare this man, he fights"

>>78959098
>could be chipotles
Are those the sweet habaneros? I don't eat much Mexican food

There's no doubt that he was a fuckup tho, that's not what I'm saying

>>78959157
theyre smoked dried jalapenos (you can get em in cans tho)

good as fuck but about as mexican as an ingredient gets

normally cajuns use cayenne peppers, but any pepper works

>>78959213
>normally cajuns use cayenne peppers, but any pepper works
I just used cayenne powder because I'm a plebshit

>>78959251
me too

i think they sell cayennes at kroger when theyre in season

theyre the really long red peppers with curly ends

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>>78924480
Florida Panthers!

>>78960138
I miss my doggo

>>78959957
I think I've seen them but idk

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Hey, uh. am I invited?

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>>78960191
what happened to your doggo?

>>78960193
>Bradley County
seems like a nice place, the area around Chattanooga is lovely

>>78960160
Only in name, their genetic purity was ruined with the introduction of panthers from elsewhere. Saved them from extinction and added some much needed genetic diversity as a buffer against disease, but now they are just western panthers that live in the Everglades. I blame the Jews for this egregious lion miscegenation

>>78960352
Nothing, he lives with my parents. I can't have large sized dogs in my apartment

>>78960352
Why the fuck are there so many flags? Also, where is this? Near Chattanooga, TN? Why would a building in a landlocked state have a widow's walk?

>>78960352
nice pic

>>78960372
oh, that's good, we had a cat before we moved here but she got pissed about the move and ran off

>>78960393
>Why the fuck are there so many flags
America, and yes it's near Chattanooga

>Why would a building in a landlocked state have a widow's walk?
aesthetics, of course
"functional architecture" aka commieblocks can go to hell

>>78960393
>Why the fuck are there so many flags?
There's probably a plaque for fallen soldiers in front of the building or something

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>>78960356
Yeah, Texas Cougars/Mountain Lions are typically larger and have much wider paws. They also have tan points on their ears and tails whereas Florida Panthers have black points. The entir species got cucked, but at least they're at 230 members and climbing.

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>>78960160
>>78960356
>>78960472

>the kittens of florida panthers

might be the cutest kitten ive ever seen

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evening /dixie/

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>>78960596
They start out looking like African or South American big cats and they also have those blue eyes, but once they reach adulthood they turn tan and get amber eyes.

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>>78960617

>>78960617
>>78960617
evening bud

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downloaded some school books lads
math and german books

>>78960637
had a mountain lion show up at the family property

can't let the relative's littler kids play in the woods anymore when they visit but its cool that one's around i guess

>>78960445
I hate gommie blocks too, but the point of a widow's walk is so that a wife can look at to sea for her sailor husband.


>>78960472
That's actually awesome, weren't they down to like 20 at one point?

>>78960595
see this what do?

>>78960724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z3D9-KEYYg
Cute babies

>>78960791
>start subsidizing farmers in rural states in the hopes that they'll vote for your shitty party
>proceed to complain about the rural states sucking up federal money

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>>78960791
yankee propaganda

they wanted us in the union ffs

>>78960809
CUTE

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Should I buy a copy of the Visconti-Sforza tarot deck?

>>78960724
the noblest meaning anything can have is to create beauty, beauty itself is a perfectly valid function in its own right
whether or not the widow's walk actually does that is another discussion though, and frankly I'm not sure it does.

>>78960791
Texas is like a third of the South's population and it's third on there
>Virginia is a red state on there
by what metric?

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>>78960694
Can you be sure it wasn't the Ozark Howler?

>>78960910
>by what metric?
You voted for dubya in 2004, it says it in the pic

>>78960935
more like the chart was made before the 2016 election so they had to go back and cherrypick the last time a Republican won to put more "red states" on it.

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Who wins in a fight, /dixie/?

>>78960975
coon

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>>78960926
plz don't joke about ozark howlers theyre very dangerous

>>78960975
the Jews

>>78960874
Widow's walks are very aesthetic, they just belong in coastal communities. It's like seeing a log cabin in Boston or Manhattan. There are lots of beautiful inland architectural features in the American south that actually belong and make historic sense in the region.

>>78960975
honestly whichever is bigger

which normally means the raccoon since theyre better at scavenging people food

>>78961013
also ths

>>78960975
Raccoon will win that fight 9/10 times

>>78961059
foxes tend to bolt

raccoons are clever little shits and dont run til they have to

>>78961092
they're evil little cunts

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>>78960975
whichever one is more devout

>>78961010
I bet I could take it, I never hear any howling around here
it's clearly too afraid to challenge the might of Conway

>>78961027
Fair enough, I see your point now, I have no clue why they added it
Apparently the building used to be an opera house, maybe they included it for dramatic effect or something.

>>78961103
see >>78926462

>>78961174
just reminds me of that pic with the refugees vs the racoons

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coffees done lads

>>78961336
>drinking the caffeinated jew
dumb fenno swede

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>>78961385
only health benefits from it
prove me wrong

>>78961427
*proves u rong*
rip u babe

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>tfw you will never have a helper folder as expansive as a Finn's

>>78961427
Why don't you drink wine then? Apparently a glass of red wine is supposed to be as good for the heart as an hour of exercise

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>>78961443
309 Files

>>78961336
Coffee at 4am? Wtf? I suppose it is bright outside already. Spent the summer in Norway with my uncle Arne Ivar and it was only dark from midnight to 3am.

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>>78961455
>65

>>78961454
cant buy alcohol during night time, and thats when im awake most of the time, the only source of alcohol i have in this bottle of jagermeisters

i have to visit estonia and get shitload of it

>>78961464
im on night shift most of time

https://youtu.be/mm6-oVEsvi4
need an italian brown jewess gf

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>tfw can't grow a beard

>>78961557
no idea whats going on here bud

>>78961621
would you grow one if you could

>>78961722
I might, depends

wouldn't look right on someone as small as me tho

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>>78961741
beards can look weird on skinny dudes

>>78961621
iktf
I also know the feel of being a babyfaced jawlet

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>tfw manliest conway

>>78961856
>tfw I'll never be as swole as chloe
why fucking live

>>78961878
>those numales who have reverse chins
Feel like they should be mercy killed before they have a chance to breed

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>>78961895
gotta bulk to build muscle senpai

>tfw god-tier chin and jawline
>it's only because I have an underbite

>>78961722
its asmr, you have to listen to it with headphones

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>>78961951
yeah but what is it

>>78961951
autism*

>>78961951
the only acceptable ASMRs are Bob Ross videos, the rest are teenage girl-tier

>>78961968
its relaxing to listen to qts

>>78961978
only like cute girl voices t b h

>there are aliens 50 million years in the future reading our memes RIGHT NOW
spoopy

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>>78962004
they're faggots and i want them to read this post and know that

the south will rise again desu

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God Emperor Zorgaloid XI of the Intergalactic Reptillian Empire is a faggot and probably drinks unsweetened tea

being in miami makes me want to kill myself

>>78962101
>he had to go to florida to want to kill himself
normie scum

>>78961893
been considering going to the gym to get swole
would strongly prefer to take naps, shitpost, and play video games instead though

>>78962101
why did you go to Florida
what did you have to gain
we all warned you about it

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>>78962101
the urban centers in florida are terrible

>>78962132
havent been to a gym in years, gotta eat right to get the best results with weights tho

>>78962132
I did it because I could stay for free.

>>78962120
London is even worse

>>78962160
I guess, I feel like I eat pretty healthy. Mostly chicken, vegetables, pasta, potatoes, bread and that sort of thing but I just cannot put on weight
maybe I should hire a nutritionist

>>78962173
I would not stay in Florida for free, you should probably spend a little money and go to Savannah, GA or something

>>78961557
girls are demons, finlad
try this instead if you need something to put you to sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY09UaHYFp4

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>found a screencap shit talking finns, basques, and euros while praising the masterpiece that is chili

yee YEE

>>78962283
btfo

>>78962280
ill give you a tip

dont eat as healthy for a little while (eat larger portions of more starches, dairy, proteins, etc.), gain a little weight (5-10 lbs), work that weight off into muscle

>>78962283
delete this mammi is great

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>>78962395
>Originally mämmi was eaten during Lent. Its laxative properties were associated with purification and purging.

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>>78962781

>>78962793
such a noble people

>>78926324
Got the answer back.
Ye, he used roll20.net

>>78960791
Hello, Dominican Republic.

We need another Calhoun.

>>78965576
wtf are you doing up so late, im supposed to leave the last post for the night

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>>78966049
I don't sleep a lot

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>>78966788
you should sleep is really important

>>78961621

>Not being able to grow a full beard at 16

lmaoing @ ur life lad

>>78968337
> having kurd genes

>>78971882
>>78971882
>>78971882
new edition for a new day