/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

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/acadiana/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZfKUQ6VUQI

>>78903767
Afternoon bud

you haven't been here lately :/

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Why haven't you joined the military, /dixie/?

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Why haven't you BEGUM ORDODOX /dixie/?

>>78905262
I'm going to

MacArthur was born in Little Rock

>>78905571
>americans conscript twinks into their armies

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>>78905615
So does finland. I hear their twinks are basically the fucktoys of the entire barracks

>>78905644
im pretty sure some of our barracks have fuckboys in them too

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>>78906457
CAREFUL BURLINGTON, CAREFUL NOW

>>78906457
why are all the girls in the bar fat?
is this what a shartmart bar looks like

>>78906683
>why are liberals incapable of valuing anything including their bodies
you tell me

>>78906779
>lib'rals xddddd
you are all fat

>>78906683
you're looking at what is basically a Tumblr meetup
notice the high prevalence of balding, glasses, skinniness, and shitty beards among the men, too

also people with jobs aren't going to be at a bar at 10 PM on a Sunday night

>>78906821
most of the guys look alright though
especially in the other camera

i guess its just that easy being a female

>>78906848
fair point

>>78906712
you realized those were used for about a year only? Not really before, or after the Civil War?

Zouave's were also a separate type of infantry with different tactics and battlefield usage

>>78906798
>asking about Tumblr: the bar
>y-you can't use the word liberal
k

Fat conservatives usually work so much that they don't have time to cook and just get McDicks after work

>>78906893
>you realized those were used for about a year only? Not really before, or after the Civil War?
Well I had no idea. Why did they suddenly decided to use those uniforms then?

>>78905262
Because I'm 30, live a decent life, and don't want to serve the Jews.

>>78907126
Fuck off grampa

>>78907126
Fuck off grampa

>>78907043
It was just the time period, the beginning of the Civil War was marked with really flamboyant attitudes. Before the public realized how brutal the fighting was. The Zouave uniforms were expensive and pretty shitty to wear out in the field and were replaced almost immediately

>>78905262
I did but I got kicked out after a few months for being a twink

>>78905571
would recommend you bulk up a bit, my recruiter told me to eat lots of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

>americans try to get conscripted into the army
>meanwhile here i am trying my best to avoid it

>>78907442
Are you going to try to join again?

And I'm probably going to get up to 140 or so before I join

>>78907498
>implying military personnel aren't the biggest welfare queens in the country
lol

>>78907498
American soldiers are volunteers, not conscripts.

>>78907661
oh im sorry i forgot the american army is basically a giant mercenary company

>>78907498
no, just Arkanplebs

>>78907498
I think people look at the military a bit differently here
>get paid to go to college and get fit, otherwise sit around doing absolutely nothing
>sluts will be all over you
>maybe get posted to cool places like Japan or Germany
>everybody will think you're a hero
>actually safer than civilian life unless maybe you're infantry

meanwhile in Turkey
>worry about getting roped into a coup
>worry about getting shot by ISIS and communist Kurds

>>78907691
At least the Jews pay well

>>78907717
>actually safer than civilian life unless maybe you're infantry
Unless you live at ft Hood

fuck's up with them and shootings lel

/dicksea/

>>78907710
At least I'll have a job after graduating

>>78907710
>cuntweigans

>>78907725
i think the only useful part of being a soldier here is that the government gives your family a house and also free money for your wife forever after you die.
Also all the grants your children will get after you die.
The only useful part of it starts once you die

>>78907661
>Are you going to try to join again?
nah, I actually got kicked out because I got a hole in my lung during basic, when I was in the hospital they found out some medical history I had concealed (on the advice of my recruiters)
I'd consider it if I could get my CTN rate back, but I don't think I'd get approved for a TS clearance now

>>78907856
sucks

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>>78908382
indeed
also I don't see how Val Kilmer looks like Patrick Stewart at all

>>78908779
idk, it just reminded me of doc holiday for some reason

Total War games have really nice campaign music
it's like ambient music with a historical twist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIqZqvjiHeo

>>78910026
if only the games itself werent shit

>>78907498
do it you fucking pussy

make yugoslavia great again

>Yugoslavia
>Great

make turkmenistan great again

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Make Zimbabwe Rhodesia again

>>78910225
>fighting for the eternal anatolian
i aint a cuck

Edit:Captcha was armenian army, no kidding

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>h*donists

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>>78910580
I'd suggest doing it more because you make it sound like you need more self discipline and whatnot.
It's an easy way of doing it, but of course, if you feel like it ain't for you, don't do it.

I mean, what's the worst that could happen? :^)

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Make Rome Great Again.

>>78910764
i got self discipline though, i do my job on time and start new hobbies and stick to them.

It sounds to me like you are self reflecting your own problems onto me hmmm :^)

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>>78910858
Not really, I don't struggle with that. I'm just saying sometimes you make it sound like it.

Honestly though, it's an experience (both good and terrible), but it's obviously not for everyone.

>>78910773
Jesus, it's like a worse version of Belgium

>>78911014
lol atleast its better than ourkansas

>>78911358
>ourkansas
I DARE you to come here and mispronounce Arkansas

>>78911358
R O N G

>>78911499
Yeah it's pronounced arrcansass right? :^)

>>78911499

Yeah, I hate when people say Ar-can-saw, don't people know it's suppose to be pronounced Ar-kansas ?

>>78911676
Fuck the French and FUCK French settlers

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>>78911676
>>78911621
weak ass bitches, you wouldn't dare do it here because you know it's illegal

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>>78911702

There's a fine line that shouldn't be crossed, and you just crossed it.

>>78911780

Bet.

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>>78911863
LOUISIANA GODS WHAT A STOOOPID NAME

>>78911780
i would walk all around arkansas with my over the top cowboy tourist attire and just go up to people and say ''BOY, ar-KANSAS sure is swell!'' and none of you weak FUCKS could do anything against it.

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How do Arkansawyers pronounce Arkansas anyway?
Arcansaw? Arkensaw?

t. Arkensaw

>>78911987
its pronounced as arkanjew

>>78911950
people would probably just think you're a cheeky mexican and shoot you in a walmart parking lot desu

>>78912041
NICE

>>78912147
im wh*Te though

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https://youtu.be/eZ5oRxgphRc
>GoT will never have a scene as good as this one again

>>78912191
yeah but you'd probably have an accent and you'd be mispronouncing Arkansas, that'd be enough for them really

>>78912316
i was gonna say they would probably think im balkan but then again in the simple mind of an ar-kansan the world must consist of amerilards, canadians (USA-lite), mexicans and english

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0a4dF3j6gM

DIDN'T THOSE COWARDLY LINCOLNITES TREMBLE
WHEN THEY MET WITH THE IRISH BRIGADE

>>78912491
And the French. Quite a few people here genuinely hate the French

>>78912595
bud why :DDDD::D.D:d:d:D:d:xdd

>>78912491
if you're unlucky, they might think you're a mooslim

>>78912206
hm, might give this show another try, I got two or three seasons in before I got fed up with all the edginess and khaleesi stuff

>>78912595
my kansas was french

>>78912765
Under no circumstance should you continue watching past season 4

>>78912759
because they're cunts and godless socialists

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>>78912798

Yes, in fact, most of the Central parts of the United States use to be French.

What could have been....

>>78912909
What happens after season 4? I think it was actually the first or second episode of season 4 where I couldn't take it anymore, but it's been so long that I can hardly remember

>>78912936
yeah, but it was French in the same way that Nunavut is Canadian
bunch of empty land with a few flags here and there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvIU6VQAWpo

>>78912936
What could have been? A bunch of landlocked frogs living in the worst part of the states? No thanks.

>>78913106

>Few flags

I'm for certain that there were more forts than actual people in New France.

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>>78913106
>What happens after season 4?
I think GRRM left after season 3 or 4. They stopped following the books after 4 and there was a drastic drop in quality because they went full YAAAAS QUEEEN SLAAAAAAY after that

season 3 was the last good one, season 4 was ok with a few good bits, everything after that is trash

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Really makes you think...

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>>78913522

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>>78914297

>43%

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>$542
hm, might fly to rome soon, y'all

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>>78914579
our hispanics are different
they're culturally texan

it's not the same

>>78914669
rome is shit visit Konstantiniye

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>>78914669
>>78914771
No, visit finland

>>78914863
you can just briefly fly over finland and probably experience everything the country has to offer lmao

>>78914669
>>78914863
don't do this

>>78914723

>culturally texan

Yes, Southern '''Texans''' (and Hispanics from Austin and El Paso) are REALLY different to other Hispanics :^)

Although, Hispanics in the outer Houston area are alright from my experience.

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>>78914898
Dumb namefag

>>78914771
that would cost twice as much though, but I can go to Paris for the same price

>>78914863
perhaps later, my friend just went there this summer and took a lot of pictures, I don't want to copy her

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>>78915005
I know, but it could be worse.
Like California, or "New" Mexico.
>>78915029

>>78915042
just fly to london and fly over here.
You should first stop at london airport then take another flight into europe wherever you are going tbqh, probably going to be cheaper.
That, or norway appareantly

>>78915111
yes, I've seen Norwegian airlines are really cheap for some reason
still, it generally costs over $1000 to get to London from here, unless you leave from NYC, which itself is about $300

>>78915103

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Olympic_gold_medalists_for_Finland

*wishes that you will delete this*

>>78915283
i only know that for some reason everyone flying to USA from here always stops at the london city airport

>>78915329
city of london doesn't have an airport dumbo

>>78915329
it's probably just how the flight paths work out, I flew over London on my way back from Zurich, but I didn't stop there

>>78915380
england is my city

>>78915380
YES IT DOES

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Really made me think

states rights

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>>78915446
>city of london
>not the city called london
really big super dumbo

>>78915459

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>>78915421

>Lincoln would deport the slaves back to Africa

Can Y*nks stop posting this meme already ?

>>78915528
It's the airport for the City of London but since it's so small the airport is close by

i hate flu, i wish i had antibiotics to get rid of this shit

>>78916273
umm, flu is caused by a virus sweaty :)))

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>>78916313
fug outsharted by an bugers

>video of a black man in Louisiana
>"Shasage"
neat

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evening /dixie/

WHY WONT HUNGARY ACCEPT THE UNION ANYMORE AARAAAAAAGAAAAAAAAAGAGAGGAGGAHAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHAYAAGRHAHGAGAAAAGAGGAGGAGAGGAGGAGAGGAGGAGGAGAGGRA

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>>78917736
Evening

Giving it another go with beans and rice and I'm hoping that I don't fuck up the beans this time

>>78917789
wtf is up with your indian flag??

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>>78917782
But then....

KILLER IN MEEE IS A KILLER IN YOUUU

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>>78917828
>i fucked up my beans last time i made em

>>78918118
The gravy or whatever was too thick, I didn't burn them or anything. I just didn't like the texture

>>78918159
why didnt you thin it with stock or water?

>>78918252
I did

>>78903767
>/acadiane/

moi, j'connais jamais qu'il y a une telle chose sur l'internet.

>tfw will always have a grill name
>tfw I will never have a normal name
y live

>>78918356

What's your name :^)

>>78918356
SISSY
CONWEGIAN
BOIS

>>78918380
Jaime

>>78918299
Pardon ?

>>78905262
>>>fighting for the ZOG

>>78918451
didn't know there were other coonasses fucking around on /int/

>>78918437

It isn't THAT bad, my name is pretty rare given where I grew up.

At least you could always refer to yourself by your last name.

>>78918356
>tfw Greco-Roman name
feels patrician

>>78918437
just tell people to pronounce it "hi-may" instead of "jay-me"

>>78918546
Coonasses ? I don't get it

>>78918437
I know a kid named "Jihad" and a big ass nigger named "Leslie"

I think you'll be fine.

>>78918548
>At least you could always refer to yourself by your last name.
>implying I want blacks to ask me why I look white if I have a mexican last name
I don't think they know where Europe is

>>78918586
Augustus? That would be great

My parents don't even call me hi-may lel, only my grandparents do that

>>78918620
...
mais, cher, t'as allé à l'acadiane?
Are you /acadiana/ or just a fucking nerd who knows about French descendants in Louisiana?

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>>78918627
Leslie is a pretty good name, Americans just don't understand Scottish names like Leslie and Morgan
>tfw you will never be as based of a composer as Leslie Stuart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuagXcT1AuE

>>78918647
no, it's not that cool, it's just Justin
kind of wish I could name my future kid Alaric

>>78918647

Ayy my names Augustus lmao.

But really, I'm pretty sure no one would really care about your last name being Mexican either.

Growing up in Louisiana with the name Augustus and having an English surname didn't really raise any eyebrows for me.

In conclusion, your name is fine, don't worry about it. I'm pretty sure most people don't really think about names that often anyways.

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>>78918876
>your name is fine
my parents gave me a girls name and now I'm a homo

Augustus is a great name tho

>>78918836
Tacitus and Trajan are also good

Or Cicero

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>tfw doxable by first name

>>78918876
Louisiana doesn't really care, especially if your name is of a catholic saint. Only thing is that if you a REALLY weird name like "La-a" ("LaDASHa" the 'dash' don't be silent, even though that's a hyphen) Then again, North Louisiana (Southern Arkansas) might look at you funny.

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>>78919040

I was born in Alexandria, lots of weird black people names, so I know where you're coming from with your statement.

I also agree with you about North Louisiana, fuck that shithole, ruined by the southern part of Arkansas.

>tfw the Anglos weren't Catholic
>tfw you will never see a truly Christian America free of Frogs and the Irish

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>talk to parents this weekend (live in NC)
>sister had vertigo and bad migraines for like a day and a half
>parents just called
>theyre at the hospital and theyve found out its all from a blood clot in her brain
>she's now on blood thinners

im fucking freaking out ;_;

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>>78919245
>and i post the wrong reaction image

>>78919245
hope they can take care of it bud

>>78919245
Hope she makes a quick and good recovery, bud.

>>78919245

Damn, hopefully she pulls through.

>>78918627
Jihad? What was he like?

>>78919303
>>78919309
>>78919375

its in one of the bigger veins in the brain, im really worried about her, my dad had a similar clot a while back, could be genetic apparently

gonna get really drunk tonight ;_;

>>78919446
:/

>>78918437
faget

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>>78919795
I'm not gay just because I fuck bois

fack u

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>I'm not gay just because I fuck bois

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>>78919912
he's gay because he wants to be the little girl

>>78919446
that sucks man, I thank my lucky stars every day that my family has nothing beyond alcoholism genes

>>78919993
That stream was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life

>>78919431
little nigger kid that i teach math to. he's a bit full of himself, but he's actually one of my better students. they tease him about his name sometimes but a lot of his classmates are like 11 and still don't know what a muslim even is, so it's not a huge problem other than most of the other teachers having to take a second glance at his name to ensure that they actually read it correctly.

Of course, my name is Étienne, and some of his retarded ass classmates think that's an arabic name

no homoes allowed dixie is a christian thread

>>78920194

Which denomination ?

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what beer should i get desu

>>78920033
>Alex Jones drunk out of his mind and babbling about nothing
>Roger Stone telling him to shut the fuck up so he can listen to Trump's victory speech

>>78920194
I've been here for longer than you

This is solid homo territory

>>78920226
westboro baptist church spondors dixie

>>78920033
sometimes i wake up and see the news and i see trumps name and ive gotta remind myself he actually got elected

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqEddipbpkw

>>78920031
theyre finding out if its genetic, ill go get tested for that myself at some point (very soon if it turns out it is)

but fuck me, im worried about her

she's the good one in the family, im more of the charming fuckup

>>78920267
cara has been posting in /cum/ for ages and hes the most hated person

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>>78920194
this

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>>78920267
>This is solid homo territory

you were the only gay in /dixie/ before you brought your faggot friends from /semen/

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>>78920267
>being gay

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>>78920342
>this is who i am guiz
>my spirit animal is a cock rainbow

>>78920304
>hes the most hated person
idk, he was nice when we used to talk on skype

>>78920339
>not knowing about the gay agenda™
I've already converted 2 kiwis

>>78920371
I want to truck of peace a pride parade but I don't have a van

>>78920294
https://youtu.be/Ab-cMPNC1rE

>>78920395
yeah, as a person hes nice, but as a poster he just keeps posting shitty pastas or posting the same picture of that ugly uk rapebaby

>>78920395
>new zealanders on the other side of the world fap to a trap who attends UCA in conway arkansas

the internet is AMAZING

and pride parades are a symptom of the fall of the west

>>78920453
never fucking seen that one holy fuck

>>78920498
>never fucking seen that one holy fuck
It's beautiful. Honestly only voted for him for memes and because we were voting on weed, but he's done well so far so that's a plus

There was one with Mass Effect that was pretty good iirc

>>78920453
i was there that day
shame about the weather

>>78920593
Wish I could have watched the streams of it but I had to take a test :/

>>78920544
he won me over when he mentioned term limits for congressman

i've wanted that for fucking years

as for the rest of his platform, i had no idea what the fuck was going on from all the disinformation from the god damned meme wars

>animal flugplatz
good captcha

My name was roman but people ask if I'm polish

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NEED more Floridians ITT.

>>78920674
>i've wanted that for fucking years
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Liberty_Amendments
Here's something you might be interested in. I think there are PDF's of it. I haven't read it but the synopsis and summaries that I've read have seemed really promising. inb4 >muh talk radio

As to his platform there really isn't one. He's a lot like Jackson in that he has some basic ideas(overwhelming pro-Americanism for one) and a few overarching things that he's willing to change on. He was a roughly standard NY state Democrat for all of his life, he's definitely not a conservative

>>78920790
no thanks

>>78920869
>he's a lot like Jackson
one of the main reasons I voted for him. Admittedly, there's quite a bit I don't like about him, but loving him or hating him there's not a single way you can deny that these will be the most entertaining four (eight) years in our memory.

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We will have our revenge against the yankee menace.

Explain why Texas is the best state or you die

>>78921726
Because liberals hate it more than pretty much anything

>>78921756
cant wait into all of austin liberals leave to Commiefornia

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>>78921665

Civil War 2 NOW.

>>78921726

I only like eastern Texas, but I wouldn't call it the best.

just put some salt water in my nose lads

>>78921869
why?

>>78921835
North Texas is better though east Texas is good unfortunately east Texas is getting killed by Harvey

Got called racist in greggs earlier lads

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>>78921890
stuffy nose

>>78921900
Im sure Harvey will do it for you

>>78921894
tell us what happened lad

>>78921892

Isn't North Texas pretty much cattle ranches and open fields ?

>>78921894

Are you a racist ?

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>>78921918

>>78921923
I got called racist in greggs

>>78921960
ye but why

>>78921960
ye but why

>>78921960
ye but why

>>78921973
>>78921976
I was being racist

>>78922000
In greggs?

>>78922000
in greggs?

>>78921944
no that very-north Texas im taking about north east Texas near Dallas

Savannah isn't really that much of a story teller I take it :/

>>78922006
>>78922010
yeah it was in greggs

>>78922019
DFW is a shithole

fuck I hate that place

we did it, reddit

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>>78922055

>>78922032
get a load of this guy

>>78922082

no u

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>>78922135

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>>78922159

fuk

>>78922159
exposed

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>>78922267
XXXPOS'D

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soon there will be snow

>>78922634
jealous desu

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>>78922634
I hope not.

>>78922634
I havent seen snow in years

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>>78922634

>>78922729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygr5AHufBN4

>>78922697
are you a norge cuck, living in texas or what is your namefaggotry trying to imply?

>>78922855
I know Finns aren't too bright, but this is taking the cake.

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>>78922893
listen here, muhamed, im not in the most brightest state right now

*sharts*

>>78923026
*posts a pasta and gets jannied*

DRUNK NORDIC FIGHT

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>jewtube updated
>cant make fucking playlists

i swear to fucking christ

>>78923026
dumb CIA

>>78923079
Click on your user icon and there's an option to set it back to the original

Texas back

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hate scandinavians lads

>>78923115
thank god

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>>78923198
so do I

>>78923198
I thought you were actually a finn

>>78923214
It broke Youtube+ and my dark theme so it had to go

>>78923231
i am, what would prevent from being one

>>78923233
>hates scandinavians
>is a scandinavian
ok

>>78923231
Finns are Nordic but not Scandinavian, since Scandinavia is a peninsula

>>78923263
Finland isn't Scandinavia.

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>>78923263
fennoscandia -/- scandinavia

>>78923277
>>78923279
He's a Swedish rapebaby

>>78923283
dumb fenno-swede

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>>78923314
delete this xir-gaybeast

>tfw Jim Webb didn't run for governor

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I used to talk to a finn from Espoo :/

>>78923380
im from espoo, used to have it as an extra flag too, though it might've been someone else

>>78923396
>though it might've been someone else
Do you work as a janitor at a hospital?

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>>78923380
i miss espoo

he was a good poster

>>78923479
Yeah. He left 4chan and he didn't show up on steam for a while. I wonder how he's doing

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>>78923502
>He left 4chan

...people can do that?

>>78923407
not a janny, theres still some finnish posters popping up on cum, i scare them off most of the time

Just looked on his steam, apparently he moved to stockholm

>>78923546
I guess so. He said that he was trying to get his shit together

>>78923546
no. Ignore that post.

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>>78923635
he'll be back

>>78923650
this is the correct answer

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if you dont drink you coffee black you're a manchoold

>head hurts
>don't want to do anything tonight
Is this what dying feels like?

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>>78923724
but sometimes it's too hot to drink and I'm in a rush in the morning

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>>78923725
we grow closer to death with each passing day senpai

all take their turn in the danse macabre

>>78923770
you can drink hot coffe no problem if you do it the right way, making the SUCC noise

>>78923787
I can do that but I'm still enough of a faggot that I drink it with that coffeemate creamer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qpsx-OWHfNc

love cf lads

where to buy rope

Hurricane Harvey more like Hurricane Gayey

>>78923820
>EXTREEEEME DADDY ISSUES

lel

>>78923862
what for

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das raite hurrigane is racist and shit
texas was black DAS RITE
THE reeEELL holocaust was texcaust by dat crackka ass tornatdo

>>78923899
uhh

personal use

>>78923904
TONALD DRUMP MADE IT THE WURRICANE TO KLL BLCK PEOLE AND MEXCANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>78923926
god bless him

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>>78923926
WTF I HATE BLOMBALD SCHPLUMF

>>78923944
agreed

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Fuck /dixie/ ahahahaha

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why does reddit ruin everything, neo pol is ruining other boards too

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>>78923910
>kinky shit

as if im shocked that light bondage is on the table for a degenerate such as yourself lel

plus i have experience there, when fifty shades of bad writing came out suddenly every girl with a taste for smut (all of them) were openly down to be tied up and suddenly my favorite fetish was socially acceptable almost overnight

just get a starter kit with cuffs/blindfold/gag, if you really want rope get some cotton rope, amazon is a decent choice for both

and stay the fuck away from synthetic fibers

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>>78924019
>b-b-but newfags are turning 4chan to shit

i have bad news

it was always this bad, its just the topics of conversation that have changed

>>78924006
u no

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>>78924074
pol was a good board before the election, or atleast before the mootening or do you not agree?

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>>78923910
if you're going to wank while suffocation yourself, might as well do it for real, without a chair under you

>>78924123
why not hang your dick instead

>>78924136
i hang my dick in your mom HAHA

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>>78924033
>starter kit
Not even surprised

I guess I had to devolve into the white girlest of the white girl fetishes at some point lel

>>78924123
Why would I need something to tie myself down with if I'm wanking. I'd just use a belt to choke myself

>>78924148
stop cbyerbullyign me! i wll call cops

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based

>>78924097
/pol/ was always shit

now its shit with shills

the quality of posting hasn't changed

>>78924154
yeah bondage is basically openly acceptable now

the strapped cuffs are pretty easy to start out with tho, the downside to rope is you gotta worry about circulation getting cut off and take more breaks and whatnot

plus you can get a set with a ballgag and blindfold included

have you noticed that bondagefags are probably the best-behaved fetishists on the internet? It's probably the most common kink to have in the world and yet you never see such people shove it down anybody's throat or spam 4chan with it

why can't footfags and yellow fever dorks take notes?

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>>78924272

>>78924221
>insert 10 gorillion complaints by public sector employees complaining about le ebil corporations
>even though Obongo's stimulus disappeared down the cavernous gullets of the unions

>>78924224
>ballgag
idk about that. Might still try it I guess

I guess there's something that 50sog was good

>>78924271
Because bondage is supposed to be about intimacy, footfags and weebs are just lonely

>beans are almost done
aw yis

>>78924271
its because being restrained in bed is as easy as pinning a girl down and as complex as folks want to make it (bondage tends to be reasonable but bdsm-fags are cancer)

i grew up thinking its weird but now its common as fuck and everyone's into it

>>78924293
ball gags are the most aesthetically pleasing gag imo

nothing beats panties tho

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>>78924388
>>nothing beats panties tho
y-yeah, haha

not wearing my own underwear tbqh

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>>78924420
>>78924420
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>>78924480
>>78924480
>>78924480
New