/brit/

anime

>tfw can't take biz seriously because everyone is just trying to meme you

business idea: recycling

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sophie

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feel like drinking tonight

Cara

>>78915045
refuse to believe your cat is in australia right now la

>>78915065
Just like /fit/

>>78915065
the only thing i know about /biz/ is the pink wojak posting

really want a mcdonalds now

going to burger king see you in a bit

>>78915048
fuck off

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anime

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Average (British) /brit/ poster

been destroying scrubs in verdun lads

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*blocks your path*
Australia's housing bubble will burst this year. New Zealand's housing bubble will burst this year. Canada is a future debt zombie. Neoclassical economics is a busted flush. Read my book, it's not a tome like the nonsense the marxists churn out.

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sue

really fancy a kfc

going to pizza hut see you in a bit

>>78915100
literally is just a series of more depraved pink wojaks and crypto shitcoins

What is Black British culture exactly?

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>how dear you

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kekking at that kev edition
shame it missed the boat

>>78915112
rikka > shinka

Wish I was storming the beaches at normandy then a few months later sitting in a hole during the winter months holding the line on the german front

>>78915080
Me too. Had a load of cans earlier. Now I want to get hammered.

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>>78915079
not even in the top 10 hottest actresses on GoT

Ah dun beleeve dat princess di was kilt ah beleeve dat she faked er deaf nd tha she got plastiK sugary cos she didn want 2 be a royale nemore

>>78915132
Bowsane?

i dont want live at all

hows it foing?

>>78915125
keen is full of shite

get my news from the financial times

>>78915165
Disappointed this didn't turn out to be a ballbusting post desu

used to squat/bench/dead 120/75/145

now its 80/50/80
hopefully ill get bacm up to strength quickly though - muscle memory and all that

>>78915065
I made someone new to the board spend 20k on a crypto currency that I knew wouldnt make him money haha

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*slurp munch swallow burp chew swallow*

just ordered this

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00CM1KU82/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

could be a laugh

get my news from /pol/

>>78915186
women are vile, smelly bags of fat

just been informed that i can create multiple save files on the pc version of "Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen"
shall proceed to give it a play x

>>78915222
>tfw no scientific basis for muscle memory but it 'just works'

>>78915230
you're being unreasonable

>>78915222
How was your bench so terrible

>>78915207
he's certainly overconfident, but like a firealarm he's useful to have around and correct often enough to endure waking up the entire building when you burn some toast.

>>78915171
So good looking

>>78915246
absolute nutter!

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>>78915162
i like them both and toka too. and deko. its a kyoani show so i love everyone

just ordered this

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Overwatch-Ultimate-Book-Memes-Supreme/dp/1974408884/ref=sr_1_4?s=videogames&ie=UTF8&qid=1504126655&sr=8-4&keywords=meme+book

could be a laugh

>>78915230
You bastard. Now I want beer AND takeaway pizza. Money's a bit tight but I could do it.

>>78915088
used to browse /fit/ all the time but stopped for a year or two. mongs everywhere now, not a banterous lad among them. swear it didn't used to be like that.

>>78915258
dunno
just have a pidgeon chest

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>>78915202
wtf, is this real?

>>78915226
a fool and his money are easily parted etc

>>78915258
not him but my bench similarly lags behind everything else.

I could ohp 72.5kg and squat 160kg, but only managed to bench like 95 x 1 once

ate too much cheese
feel terrible

might start going for a run in the morning
thoughts?

skipped dinner

going to have an extra egg in the morning x

>>78915270
debord was right

>>78915258
>>78915286
Seems about right compared to the other lifts

I deadlift 220, squat 175, push press 95 but only bench 100

>>78915306
*gut punches you*

>>78915268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4grZteJFFQI

can't stop spaffing to fat birds eating

Might get a load of lager and a doner meat vindaloo.

anyone here have an obscure video game waifu? if yours is more obscure than mine i'll eat my hat

>>78915202
bur he's dead

Get my news from cnn, daily mail and rt everything else is fake news

walked into a massage place and asked for a happy ending

they told me to get out

feeling a bit down lads

>>78915349
bonnie from rdr

just ordered this

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/EX-BRITISH-ARMY-20-mm-LOWERING-ROPE-38-METERS-LONG-2-x-NOOSES-ON-END-/162640352225?hash=item25de1ed3e1:g:3w0AAOSwnTJXABoX

could be a laugh

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W E ' R E
A L R I G H T

W E ' R E
A L R I G H T

W E ' R E
A L R I G H T

>>78915333
>I deadlift 220, squat 175, push press 95 but only bench 100
just

also why pushpress? why not just OHP?

why would a research hormone vendor be trying to shut down a weed delivery service

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constantly attempting not to give in to coke cravings
such a waste of money
but then again, why live a miserable life?

>>78915371
get out

>>78915386
kek, top cringe

>>78915387
Just hate benching simple as

Always pull a muscle in the back of my neck doing ohp

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What did he mean by this?

>>78915396
you ever tried speed? it's much cheaper

obviously a different experience but coke is stupidly expensive

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which one of you did the harold shipman donation

>>78915425
>tfw always nearly faint when I ohp

>>78915336
mmmm this one is a bit boring

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>>78915349
maya from the ace attorney series

Ah get all mahave news from da dailymale an offer mah mate Tommy whoz a spokezman 4 BNP

>>78915371
what you actually do is ask if anyone knows any fairy tales

>>78915448
they completely missed alex jones

>>78915463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8-vje-bq9c

Drinking rum and eating pizza

>>78915452
back when /brit/ was good

>>78915464
not obscure at all

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hm..

anyone know any fairy tales?

my gf exists in an alternate universe you lot wouldnt know her

>>78915502
i'm drinking rum too
difference is it's actually a reasonable time to be drinking here you fucking alkie

>>78915496
genuinely hope the norks give japan the nuclear hellfire they deserve

>>78915448
>the top donation is 10 pounds
screeching

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>not obscure at all

>>78915496
lmao

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>>78915464
superior waifu coming through

what music do you lift to /brit/?

>>78915505
>brit after 2014
>good
Pick one. Ah yes spamming fedora memes and people trying too hard at gimmicks

>>78915544
creepshot

>>78915505
/brit/ in 2015 was exactly the same as it is now. 2013 was when /brit/ was good

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>turning 21 in less than two weeks

>>78915452
why cant /brit/ be that comfy any more
is it politics?

>>78915519
>legitimately used to lie about having a social life, friends, and a gf in the next town over to people at school
>every time I think about mutter gibberish out loud to release the tension over the embarrassment

>>78915529
Lmao. I drink a liter+ per night. It's over for me

>>78915396
i do at least 4g of coke every weekend but i don't really crave taking it during the week, although i do constantly wish it was the weekend so i could do it and look forward to it a lot

>>78915585
i turn 20 on the 14th september

gonna miss being a teenager desu

>>78915590
>mutter gibberish out loud
thought only i did this

love petting cats

>>78915589
Brexit ACTUALLY happened and /brit/s been upside down ever since

>>78915600
>lying on the Internet to look hard

>>78915544
>fulham
u better not be coming for me

>>78915598
of rum? you're a filthy liar

>>78915585
are you joking
why is all kids up in this mother fucker

>>78915590
exactly the same lad. except sometimes i run around for the same reason

>>78915622
>>78915590
i do it too

>>78915590
usually just think of boobies and the cringe melts away

doing a poo

>>78915650
Gin usually.

find myself smiling a lot when I have no reason to be, like when some strangers laugh at a joke behind me on the bus
think I feel obligated to look happy so I just involuntarily just project that image

>>78915445
don't like the jitteriness of it and love the hedonism of coke
don't want to touch benzos again after i got withdrawals from just a week of nonsequential xanax use

>>78915638
>Brexit ACTUALLY happened
wait what

>>78915567
electronic stuff like Tycho, Shigeto, etc.

>>78915590
i do this like 10 times a day

>>78915671
you're still a liar

hey here's a thought
if brexit and trump didn't happen, we wouldn't have leftypol raids

huh

really makes you think

new youtube layour is crap

>>78915590
i start saying lots of rude words quite loudly before the quiet gibberish

>>78915685
Nope. You're just a lightweight

>drinking anything other than vodka and beer
Ah yes manchilds that think they are classy

liverpool poster is still wanking

>>78915685
there are a lot of people on the /ck/ alcoholic threads who drink like 2L of Smirnoff a night
1L a night really isn't unheard of for alcoholics

>>78915567
comeback kid mostly. really works for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f8rUiUeqtk

>>78915678
The loneliest people are the kindest. The saddest people smile the brightest. The most damaged people are the wisest. All because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do.

>>78915681
for a brief moment it looked like it would happen anyway

Theresa May is visiting Japan lads

>>78915685
i dont have a very high tolerance and I can drink about 600ml of rum and just feel tipsy
can definitely see somebody building up a tolerance and being able to do that easily

>>78915679
my personal problem with coke is i can be an absolute bastard especially if i've been drinking heavily. after a 2 day binge of doing coke and drinking i can usually finally eat food again and now i can literally never go back to the dominos near my house after i called the guy in there a paki cunt to his face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xWfEoFSlFU
miss the old days

>>78915679
You don't get withdrawals from a week of benzos it's rebound anxiety
T. Mums a psychiatrist

>>78915714
>>78915731
>>78915752
absolutely disgusting

>>78915731
>al/ck/

Sup dude

>>78915567
funk and synthwave

>>78915762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNvDUO42Hys

miss the old css clan I was in back in 2005

>>78915735
>The most damaged people are the wisest
not true, know some absolute thickos who are pretty fucked

*stands up, bends over and reaches for the sky with full body stretched as far as possible*

grow, grow, grow!!!!

>>78915703
post the one from 2015

>>78915716
t. the awkward new money deano who sits in nice restaurants in a tight t-shirt drinking a stella with his meal when everyone else is having wine

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>manchilds

>>78915792
>funk
used to lift to funk too. like proper funk rick james and that

eg heavy deadlifts i played this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wWh-3ZN-g0

>>78915731
That's over 70 units
They're clearly lying

>>78915810
...which one from 2015?

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go to a board
bring something back
post it here

>>78915785
what's up man
not an al/ck/, but like going to those threads for some reason, have struggled with substance abuse in the past and I guess it makes me motivated to not fall into states like they do
RIP simpsonbro
pre-emptive RIP smirnoffbro
good luck floorbro

>>78915840
the 2015 meetup that only poleaboo went to

>>78915271
>have almost no money
>willing to spend £10 on some prison-quality food that is also terrible for you

Can't make it up.

have had VERY stingy shits for the last 2 days

>>78915731
>there are people on /ck/ who are bigger liars than me

>>78915835
u gota remember average alcoholic is going to be fat as fuck and they drink all the time they are awake I think very few people are doing 2l of vodka a day but 1l + certainly isn't unheard of. What gets me is how they get the money to afford it.

love going to /lgbt/ and laughing at all the hideous troglodytes in those "pass" threads

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>poopebble

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>Always wondered why I couldn't get girls in secondary school
>Look through old youtube comments
>Now I know
Jesus Christ

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feel really bad for kev now.

>>78915835
M8. You can build a 1l tolerance in 2 weeks max

I don't get a buzx before 500 ml

Is there actually maths in Computer Science?

would like to do it but I'm not great at maths

>>78915896
who?

>had the day off
>haven't read that book like I said I would
>haven't studied that language like I said I would
>didn't go outside like I said I would
>almost supper here

I can just feel my spine going to shit as my life drifts away and age smacks my face like a monster cock

>>78915858
>RIP simpsonbro
>pre-emptive RIP smirnoffbro
>good luck floorbro
Who are these people? What happened to the first guy?

been on /brit/ since 1993

>>78915754
People that act like this on drugs are just cunts sober too it's just the drugs make them feel more confident in being a cunt
Meditate and sort your ego out your mates probably talk about you behind your back

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>>78915835
you clearly haven't ever met a real alcoholic

>>78915893
FUCK OFF UNDERAGE

>>78915904
reddit

>>78915883
>lying about having an alcohol problem

I'm not whoever you were talking to but I used to have a very serious alcohol problem. I didn't "fall asleep" for nearly 6 years. I would drink at least 8 cans of strong lager every single night. When I stopped, I didn't eat or sleep for 2 days and was sweating and shaking. If you think it's "cool" so people would lie about it you must be a fucking child

>>78915835
/ck/ are mostly morbidly obese lad i doubt a litre of spirits touches the sides on most of them

>>78915903
fuck off newcunt

>>78915835
No mate not everyone is a lightweight

I'm completely new to alcohol, young, thin, yet about half a litre of vodka does nothing to me. Fuck all

>>78915900
here you usually have to do at least until calc 3 sometimes more, but it's irrelevant to most of the actual programming stuff

>>78915919
this glorification of substance abuse is truly pathetic

>>78915931
Most people in al/ck/ don't eat

>>78915811
Look at me Mum I'm drinking whisky like a true numale!

oooh I drinks a bit

>>78915919
that makes me feel a lot better about my alcohol consumption

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*drinks 30 pints or more*

i get drunk off 1 shot of apple sourz

really really need a bf

>>78915974
booze makes you fat

little brother's watching blueberry expansion videos again

Booked my trip but worried about asking to book it off because it will prompt the colleagues to ask questions

>>78915904
feel this too lad. looks in the mirror the other day and realised i looked 27, last time i could look at myself without feeling disgust was 19. nearly ten years of my prime utterly wasted.

>>78915703
someone post the image in the bottom right i haven't got it

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>>78915947

>>78915911
simpsonbro got jaundice and ataxia and posted from his hospital bed until he got discharged, immediately started drinking litres of vodka, stopped posting one day, presumably dead
smirnoffbro has drank litres of smirnoff a day for years and occasionally posts with his entire house filled with empty smirnoff
floorbro sleeps on the floor because his mattress is so moldy from rotting piss and sick
>>78915967
got glorifying it, these people are dying husks
>>78916009
proper alkies get really skinny cause they don't eat and only drink

>>78915920
Bloody fool.
I'm 20.
Secondary school was 4 years ago.

Bloody fool.

>>78915930
8 cans of lager a night is not a liter of vodka you ponce. no i dont think it's cool, my dads an alcoholic, drunk his whole life, but even he doesn't go through near a liter of vodka in a night. it's just ludicrous to think anyone could do that for a sustained amount of time. piss off.

>>78915885
>>78915899
>>78915919
>>78915931
You clearly don't know what an ld50 rate is you utter retarded lying cunts

>>78916009
yes but speaking as a former alcoholic i can tell you you probably eat one meal a day and can't even finish that

>>78916009
Spirits + 1 meal/day = emaciated

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>>78915893
alri faud

I hate the fucking eagles

>>78915947
That's because your liver is still fresh and can process it better

0121 man in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq1mUEhKQfc

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>>78916055
>i don't know what tolerance is

>>78916043
>20
Fuck off child

>>78915896
same. at least tim's lost in his own fucked up mental mind, poor old kev's self-aware.

>>78916043
I'm 20 and I saw PSY as the retarded shit it really was was at the time.

>>78915947
you're chatting fucking bollocks kid

>brit is full of straightedge runts who can't drink

Color me surprised

Trying to be a good Christian but my urge to make this girl feel like utter shite for annoying me is very strong.

pooing a do

>>78915778
then why could i not sleep for 3 days and was twitching and shaking like a spastic? felt like i was going to have a siezure whenever i looked at things like railings or blinking lights

still cant believe rich piana is dead

>>78916054
The beer I drank was 9% (Tennents Super, Special Brew). 8 cans of 9% lager is 36 units. 1 litre of vodka is 40 units. You're an absolute moron. It's not that much for an alcoholic

>>78916055
lightweight bender

>It's a mum asks you why you have never had a girlfriend and you desperately try and avoid the question episode

this al/ck/ sounds like a fascinating place

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Houston, we have a problem

>>78916150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbzynfI41AI

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>>78916150
same :(

>>78915222
I literally bench 140 3x5 for warmup. I hope to fuck you at least mean kg and not lbs.

>>78916095
Tim causes problems for other people

kev is just miserable and his life keeps getting worse and worse because of runts like thainonce taking the piss out of him online

>that boards-thread where he's going to call the guards
>all the other posters in it just taking the piss out of him until he requests that the admin closes the thread

he is /ourguy/ :(

>>78916150
did the man lift the weight

>>78916023
>19
fuck off normie

I was done by 14

>>78916182
forgot about this little monkey man

>tim
>kev
>tim
>kev
>tim
>kev
>tim
>kev
>tim
>kev
>tim
>kev
>tim
>kev

who the fuck cares you sad benders. get a fucking life

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hahahaha!

>>78916175
current thread
most threads are people despairing about their life and wishing they were dead, whilst nonal/ck/s tell people not to kill themselves
>>>/ck/9361884

>>78916191
i would be honoured if reviewbrah attended my funeral

>>78916223
piss off newcunt

>>78916043
FUCK OFF UNDERAGED

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mum likes the gondolas

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>>78916260
awww x

>>78916249
piss off numale

>>78916088
>>78916162
The lethal dose of alcohol is 5 to 8g/kg (3g/kg for children)6 – that is, for a 60kg person, 300g of alcohol can kill.
They would have to be literally 120kg which I doubt they are.
Tolerance has nothing to do with it. Or being a lightweight I'm merely posting science where as they are posting anecdotes. If you believe anecdotes over science (from an image board filled with over compensating virgin no less) then I am sorry but youre true brainlets

>>78916260
is she hot?

mum's got the swiper ...

>>78916210
AND he put it back down again

>brainlet
hate it

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>>78916260
post her this one.

>>78916303
when how come heroin addicts can take like 4-5x the LD-50???? it's through tolerance
RETARD

are the bears watching the bear show lads?

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>I'm merely posting science where as they are posting anecdotes. If you believe anecdotes over science (from an image board filled with over compensating virgin no less) then I am sorry but youre true brainlets

>>78916325
Truth hurts lad

>>78916303
lightweight bender

>>78916191
please be real

>>78916303
Look it up you absolute moron. The lethal dose of alcohol is not absolute, it varies according to tolerance. Serious alcoholics can drink an amount that would cause alcohol poisoning in normal people because their body is so used to it. That's why alcohol withdrawal can be fatal

>>78916303
....bbut...bbut... muhh toilerance

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imagine being a brainlet AND a manlet

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remember during the westminster attack they snuck theresa may out on a mobility scooter?

top banter

>>78916225
that's not funny

>>78916303
unironically dont' think you understand what lethal dose is, what addiction is or how drugs work.

Stuff like https://www.bactrack.com/blogs/expert-center/35044357-what-is-the-highest-recorded-bac is obviously science fiction.

Seriously how are you so fucking stupid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ6n68lRfds
roaring

>>78916333
Lol I'm a heroine addict myself no one takes 4-5 the ld50. Maybe double.
I'm simply doing the science to survive 2l a night if you aren't 20 stone you'd need to eat a lot
BTFO

>>78916389
kek

>>78916260
gondola is a really great creation, completely inoffensive and passive, love him to bits
http://gondola.stravers.net/GondolaFair.webm

>>78916389
bursting

>>78916378
You can

>>78916439
you love me?

>>78916414
who the fuck is that and what is his malfunction?

what is the best song by paul simon

>>78916389
whoever organized that has to have been a /brit/ poster

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;)

>>78916416
shrunken cranium 20 year old who has an a-level in biology and talks like a redditpost FUCK OFF

>>78916490
Your dad's a faggot

bender alert
>>78916467
>>78916467
backs to the wall lads

>>78916389
She's 60 and in high heels

What is she going to do, run?

>>78916469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alxXqErsEWs

>>78916416
>heroin addict
>misspells heroin
hmmm

Remember earlier when thainonce was being an actual nonce

Did he get banned?

>>78916490
Solo or anything he was part of? Call Me Al or Keep The Customer Satisfied

>>78916524
how can you respect a leader who can't run a 14 second 100m

>>78916506
those Converse One-Star whatever shoes are only sold at more economy places

wouldn't fuck a girl with cheap shoes

>>78916515
did you wank to those videos

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>>78916389

*injects 20 daturas*

Absolutely hate sports me

>>78916416
>heroine addict
The fuck does that mean?

You can't stop watching movies about Joan of Arc?

>>78916564
well she is like 8 years old as well so that's also a slight drawback

>>78916591
lol haha

i like it when my mumsy texts me it always makes me feel safe and warm

>>78916579
nah went to have dinner didn't I

>>78916524
If she can't run to save her life then how the fuck are we supposed to trust her to run the country.....fucking STATE of politicians

this place stinks

>>78916590
we can tell you fat wanker

>>78916621
wank to them within the next 24 hours

>>78916549
wrong, the answer was america

>>78916416
>BTFO
yeah you really showed him with your opiate addiction

>>78916630
So you're suggesting we should appoint the Cabinet based on people winning Olympic medals?

>>78916365
Nope. Conjecture
Science > anecdotes
>>78916407
That's 91 units which isn't far of 2l. And that's the highest, if the highest recorded is close to what they are takin a night they're clearly lying. That's also clearly an anomaly
>>78916512
Utter over compensating virgin has an aneurysm over being btfo
>>78916538
I'm posting on mobile and it autocorrected it that way for some reason.
That's how it's spelt in romantic ways you also, it's spelt like that in the trainspotting book too don't say it's not because I have it beside me and I'll post a pic and btfo you

>>78916657
HOWLING

>>78916643
Bit rude that

>match with a fit bird on the 'der
>ask her if she wants to hear a joke as an opener
>she says yes please
>tell her the joke setup
>just needs 'i don't know' as a reply so i can do my devastatingly banterous punchline
>she doesn't reply
fucks sake lads. even if she's not interested what kind of weirdo doesn't want closure on a joke they don't know the punchline to?

>>78916646
might just pump a sludgey one tonight

Recycle

>>78915054
>>78915054
>>78915054

Britain could get pulled into this north korea lark and we could all get drafted lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo

>>78916698
try it on me

>>78916662
Can't run for your life then you shouldn't be trusted to run the nation

simple as.

>>78916702
hated that word choice

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>>78916698
tell us the joke then

>>78916671
>it's spelt like that in the trainspotting book too don't say it's not because I have it beside me and I'll post a pic and btfo you

>heroin"e" """addict""" so proud of his habit he reads books about heroin addicts
bet you've only done it once

>>78916698
tinder is legitimately shit, I could pick up girls but none were worth talking to so I'd just jerk off instead

>>78916743
>>78916718
nah it's my only edge on the tinder, the same joke has worked on about 10 different birds. not having some other mong using my joke and ruining things.

>>78916671
>alcohol tolerance is conjecture

lol you clearly have no fucking clue what you're talking about do you

>>78916799
well you're a good friend

>>78916671
unironically think you're 16, probably haven 't even covered alcohol in your GCSE biology yet

>>78916799
bet it's not even very funny

>>78916799
just do us the punchline then

I DON'T KNOW