OI GUVNA BIN THAT KNOIFE
anime
just sneezed
Christian Anthony of St Pauls School is a wank teacher and i hope he stubs his toe on a pointy tableleg
hey Vsauce, Michael here!
anime
>>78913494
formerly chuckled
*enters thread*
>>78913512
>gif
fuck off
Knew this would be a septic thread before hovering
>>78913514
>>78913497
That a coupon?
grim
What goes through yanks minds when they try to make a comprehensive post? every yank post in inane drivel
https://twitter.com/UK_LDC/status/900119686981046272
love privatised railways
hate the poor
simple as
Wot did we all half for diner m8s?
>let's privatise the train trac--
>>78913497
*looks over at northern ireland*
*looks over at Gibraltar*
*looks over at the falklands*
The goal
Hong Kong has more culture than the entirety of mainland China put together
There's nothing like communism to completely eradicate a nation's history, identity, and soul
>>78913553
funny post
>>78913525
*enters thread*
>>78913567
those countries have cheaper fares because taxpayers subsidise it
>>78913561
>"Great" Britain
>>78913520
fuck off you pathetic runt
moving to hong kong
>>78913509
>>78913592
>>78913602
>gifs
fuck off
>>78913544
M8 u r clearly underage if u still hate Amerika over the age of 18
sue
>>78913561
>city centre rangers
??????????
I don't want to live anymore
>>78913567
this but unironically
>>78913592
cuddling is one of the most overrated things there are. Never have been comfortable doing it, always have some limb cutting off blood circulation
a blowie is much better
what if ayn rand was actually right
>>78913607
ok?
>>78913561
>posting an article from 2012
slow news day over there adolf?
One country, two systems lads
>>78913562
U r clearly throm reddit
travel should be restricted to wealthy people.
>>78913674
Runt
we killed the wrong hitler
>>78913649
got more vids? >.>
>>78913695
hello chinaman
Repost: Unironically have three girls on the go lads
I have become a Chad
>>78913674
>t. Chad
>>78913695
why don't you just fuck off back behind the firewall you useless cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1yYDuSf3C4
how did these two gimps have a career?
>>78913648
>youre clearly underage if... [you are] over the age of 18
Hmmm
>>78913734
FONT
>>78913698
yeah, travelling from the prison yard to their cell
>>78913734
Lying on the Internet
How sad
>>78913762
would've been more dramatic if you said from their cell to the guillotine
>>78913562
>WOT GOYS THREW A YAYNKS MOIND WHEN THEY TROI TA MAKE A CUMPREEHENSIV POWST? EVERY YAYNK POWST IZ INAAAYNE DRIVEL
>>78913581
Gibraltar woz gavin to us m8 by spain d da fawlklands was never inhibated by argenteena
>>78913741
rude, no need for such abrasive comments
John boyega confirms daisy likes getting BLACKED lol
>>78913576
enchiladas
>>78913796
>>78913674
stupid idiot
cuddling is the best thing ever
tbqh sometimes i have sex even when i dont really feel like it just to get them post-coitus cuddles
>>78913782
Have only slept with 2 of them so far tbqh, they're all very keen though
Lifting weights has paid dividends
>>78913625
>“It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end… because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing… this shadow. Even darkness must pass.”
>>78913562
The only people I've come to genuinely dislike after imageboards.
Didn't have strong opinions about them before either.
>>78913752
I don't fink u can even read m8
>>78913669
i dont want to live at all
>>78913734
last date I went on was with some art major and upon realizing that visual media (what she was into) isn't film proceeded to make fun of it and the way gay men lisp while shaking from caffeine jitters and low blood sugar
she didn't respond to my text after that
Off to work lads
>>78913801
wouldn't bat an eye if you offed yourself you chinky squinty eyed cunt
either make me some fried rice or a cheap phone of piss off you tiny dicked wanker
DA MAIN BEAN METEOR
TWO MOY SUHPRISE
F
>>78913856
Life* live iz used for streaming m8
>>78913900
very fake news
lads ive got an amazing idea
throw a percentage at me, any percentage, and ill do something amazing with it. trust me
human equal SHIT!
>>78913900
cunt made me check
kind of want to cuddle ladies naked but not have sex
but i know i'd get erect and that'd be embarassing
>>78913576
Bombay bad Boy king pot noodle and southern Texas bbq bugles
testicles feel wrong
Paul Joseph Watson is my favorite YouTube or with over seven dollars
>>78913948
11%
>>78913900
I half ever never liked dis guy e iz jus a snob 2bh wot as he ever done for me? I ope e is dead
>>78913975
you're a weak pathetic excuse for a man
>>78913962
>>78913525
is there a version of this with sound?
>>78913948
99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999%
>human equal SHIT!
just said hello Trihard eighbor in forsen's chat as he's playing hello neighbor and they're all spamming hello nigger now
>valentines day
more like singles awareness day
>>78913728
https://xhamster.com/videos/shuri-atomi-dominates-lesbians-26-7882888
https://xhamster.com/videos/shuri-atomi-dominates-lesbians-29-8078636
SUM CULCHURS are BETTA THAN OTHURS
SOWDIARABIA has NO VI-BRUNT GAY DISTRICTS except the bits where they THROW GAYS OFF BUILDINGS
New game idea: we post the unis we turned down on UCAS (not our actual unis) and then the rest of us guess where we actually go
cocks
love pints me
>>78913993
wa la. your own personal percentage bar
>>78913978
how very 15 year old me of you
>>78913948
56%
giggling
>>78913975
unironically agree
>>78914035
Aberdeen
York
>>78914034
>me noggin when HILL-URY CLINTON takes money from SOWDIARABIA
>>78913975
struggled with getting/keeping an erection with the first gf.
was pretty horrible experience.
got there in the end and eventually was fucking her silly everyday.
>>78914058
>>78914063
wa la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNbGcAPoCFs
tune
>>78914030
there was some jap porn with a white guy banging a japanese girl who may have been under 18 and it ends in a creampie. She cries through most of it
it's professional porn though, got taken down, had like a 68 in the name or something because of its edition. It's that one white guy that is in JAV, he's got curly hair and ugly chest hair
>>78914072
is kev a nonce?
>>78914030
Azians r all plug sokket lukin cunt eye dun fink dey r gud luking at all
>>78914062
Had a burger king for lunch so wasn't going to have summat big for my dinner
>>78914072
>his name begins with A
hello Abdul
>>78914058
>>78914107
you cunt
>>78914084
Manchester
http://news.berkeley.edu/2017/08/30/distant-galaxy-sends-out-15-high-energy-radio-bursts/
finally lads, fucking aliens
chicken eat say chicken chicken eat some chicken eater kick Anita kick kick in Enid for circadian
>>78914058
Its voila you yank cunt
doing a think about the ol' 'cide
https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/859741073060634624
>I uh don't know if they're trying to heat the earth
Now playing: Uncharted - The Lost Legacy
>>78914142
Lunch IS dinner.
Breakfast
Lunch/dinner
Tea
Supper (optional)
>>78914045
>tfw no gf
One-night stands don't give you things like this :(
hello nicholas. how's the hand?
>>78914016
wa la
>>78914185
Same. What's your motivation?
@128
@140
fascinating
just emailed a girl in class that i like her. to her school email, looked i up on the school directory. think i fucked up big time
SUM CULCHURS are BETTA THAN OTHURS
SUM CULCHURS are BETTA THAN OTHURS
SUM CULCHURS are BETTA THAN OTHUR CULCHURS MUTHURS
>>78914154
Why are you brits so obsessed with us?
>>78914154
I dun fink aliumz r real at all y wud they b? Believin in aliumz iz sooooo childish nd iz for nerdz
oi cunt give us your loitah
>>78914228
why do you keep posting in here
pjw is quite the hypocrite
>>78913579
The tracks are natinalised the train companies are privatised you spastic runt.
is soda water just fizzy water?
>>78914226
>>78914189
>>78914089
>>78914034
>>78913981
>>78913895
>>78913828
fuck off you tedious brainlet twats
>>78913796
what a little freakish gimp
>>78914185
Hate when people type like this it's no better than when Scottish people type in their accent
wa la
quite proud of this one. theres a joke in there if you look
About to watch a 1984 Tom Selleck movie
>>78914203
never had one, always wanted to though, still don't want some "harmless" and "common" STD
>>78914217
just can't be arsed in general, not really feeling it
timothyjamesbyrnehereinmyrentedflatinhighwycombeteddyonswiperdatecheckitsthe30thofaugust2017
talked to uni qt today and it ended up being a fucking DISASTER
wish i could go back 2 hours and fix it
>>78914226
I AM THE SON AND THE AIR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5FuYHTt7ts
goodbye pepe
is PJW the leader of the alt-right?
>>78914252
>lye-durrr
>>78914196
don't be daft
ever since i got into university ive started brushing my teeth TWICE a day
feels good to be getting into good habits
>>78914286
story?
can't believe there are people in /brit/ who are still students, how fucking young ARE you?
>>78914286
what did you say?
>>78914269
I trust every single person in that picture more than I trust you
>>78914269
*blocks your path*
>obsiosiris ce??
well noone fucking cares
why do i bother
>>78914269
Zizek, Chomsky and the late Hitchens are/were not pseuds
neither are Harris or Dawkins, though they are insufferable hehe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdTMDpizis8
>>78914256
Oi cunt u r a fucking forener yanks are anglo dey r more welcum dan u r
>bogham
>>78914273
'ut 'p 'ou 'ender
>>78914307
proud of you
>>78914131
yes
>>78914146
delete this
>>78914308
talked to uni qt and it was a fucking DISASTER
>>78914315
ended up sincerely calling her a cunt 6 separate times
>>78914269
Leave the Hitchens brothers and Trump out of it
>>78914329
i mean harris and dawkins are pseuds in areas outside their specialities which is all they seem to talk about nowerdays.
>>78914329
Christopher Hitchens was a total pseud
>2017
>not having phimo
lmao, like what are you even doing?
>>78914281
Fair do's. Sort of the same.
>>78914341
most low effort, unfunny, waste-of-a-(You) gimmick i've seen all month
apply yourself
>>78914307
I wish I had habits, always think about trying to wake up and go to bed consistently at normal times
and then I go to bed at 3 AM always telling myself that tomorrow I'll be a normal person for once
>>78914329
>Chomsky and Hitchens aren't psueds
>>78914345
Le epic Scottish copycat man strikes again
>>78914269
>scaruffi
fuck off tastelet
>>78914329
brainless_wojak.tiff
any virgin man in?
http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1504089852550.jpg
>Zizek, Chomsky and the late Hitchens are/were not pseuds
>neither are Harris or Dawkins, though they are insufferable hehe
>>78914327
What you harping on about lad, come on? What's up?
https://www.boards.ie/b/thread/2057770155
Kev found Thailad's YouTube channel lads
going to get ripped and wear silly clothes and there is nothing you can do go stop me
>>78914408
wew, built to fuck
>>78914329
>Zizek, Chomsky and the late Hitchens are/were not pseuds neither are Harris or Dawkins
They're minor academics, not even that successful in their own fields, or respected by other academics. They're mostly just populat entertainers and anyone who listens to them and takes them seriously above reading actual good literature on the subjects are fucking brainlet poser morons
*declares communism*
>>78914354
>ended up sincerely calling her a cunt 6 separate times
Just came across a youtube channel this is using an image of me on their videos.
Not cool at all. I Will be calling to the guards tomorrow
>the most beautiful woman in England is sterile
Can't make this one up lmao
dont think zizek ever said or wrote something interesting
Kev's Wardrobe
1: 1 Pennies faux leather jacket (XL)
2. 1 redhawks hoodie (XL)
3. 1 American NHL hoodie (XL)
4. 1 NYPD hoodie (XL)
http://nyfirestore.com/item/nypd-sweatshirts/nypd-navy-hoodie-sweatshirt/
$45
5. 1 pair of boots (Size 9)
6. 1 1 pair of trainers(Size 9)
7. 1 NYPD beanie hat (L-XL)
http://www.ebay.com/itm/NY-YANKEES-FD-PD-KNIT-BEANIE-SKULL-CAP-HAT-BLACK-LN-BOYS-OS-QUICK-SHIPPER/272110197585?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20131003132420%26meid%3D142b1ebb83f1450bb4351fc7c1ec5c87%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D272110197584
$15
8. 1 Plain Shirt (48" Chest)
9. 1 Baggy suit trousers (38 waist 30 leg)
10. 1 Violet tie (osfa)
11.1 cargo pocket pair of bootcut jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
12.1 classic straight pair of dark blue jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
13. 1 NYPD shirt (XL)
14. 1 Straight Mustard Cargo trousers (38 waist 30 leg)
15. 1 classic straight pair of stonewash jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
16. 1 Manbag satchel
17. 1 black marshall hoodie (XL)
18. 1 dark blue shirt with vertical white lines (48" chest)
Don't have info on undies and socks at this time
Powerful...
>england is ug-
love moderates like sam harris
nukes and torture are a-ok
>>78914453
>>the most beautiful woman in England
who?
RIP Sir David Tang tbqh
>>7891438
It's hilarious he's clearly role playing as a chat you're just salty
>>78914434
Agreed
howling at the idea that aliens will come from the sky
>>78914329
>marxist pop philosopher
>linguist turned philosopher and social commentarist
>newspaper social commentarist
all literal pseuds the moment they start talking about anything that remotely matters.
>>78914453
>can finish ball-deep without having to worry about babby being formed
ideal woman
>>78914422
kek
who the fuck are the 'guards'?
Noseberg said that if i pull another sickie tomorrow he will castrate me
>>78914481
the only white thing left in the country, such a shame
>>78914475
what's heartfelt about this. I bet this guy has made collages of him with black people to prove he isn't racist
>>78914484
Kate Beckinsale
>>78914504
that's what they call the police in ireland
>>78914475
so many photos like this go viral because one, or all of the people are black
bigotry of low expectation lel they dont even realize
>>78914510
sorry but slavs are white
>>78914482
Is Sam Harris the king of radical centrists?
>>78914422
> I Will be calling to the guards tomorrow
Stop! You violated the law. Call the king a bender or serve your sentence. Your stolen photograph is now forfeit!
>>78914453
Tha most butiful woman in England iz cherry Cole mah man
>>78914504
even i know thats the irish police
>>78914392
>I'll be a normal person for once
>will be
>for once
There's your problem. That question presupposes that you are currently not a normal person, and so that's how your subconscious reacts to it, and then it directs you accordingly. If you want to tell yourself something (through self-hypnosis and/or autosuggestion), you have to be careful how you frame it.
look at my pullover
obsessed with these interracial couple vids on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh5zZ1LbxIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKeHbMSH1Q
>>78914498
do not know who you were attempting to address with that first response and don't bother telling me because i do not care
>>78914475
lel, this smug racial romanticism is rotten to the core
It's just two kids playing...baka gormless virtue signalling journo implying it's magic because the boy is black is the racist here.
gah! my plans! squandered! thwarted! fiddlesticks, those dratted NORMBLES! they RUINED IT!
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! HMMMMMGRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HUHH!
>>78914570
good lad but zips are anathema, buttons are the way to go
Lads
Is it bad that my girlfriend deepthroated me and she threw up?
HOLD THE DOOR
COLD THE DOOR
COLD TH' DOOR
COLD DOOR
COLD DOR
COLD OR
COLD OUT
>>78914607
not a fan of this normie post criticising abnormies
>>78914570
strong and stable
I can either read a peer reviewed set of studies that debate a topic (lets say for argument sakes the reasons for the differences in gender outcomes between males and females) with a variety of different explanations from a range of disciplines, empirical methodologies and results, and discussion sections that vie for primacy in terms of explanation against the other papers that have taken different approaches.
or I can watch Sargon yell at a picture of a student campaigner who said something silly.
which should i do?
>>78914548
Radical centrist r jus unitelligent peeps dat fink dey r intelligent for not pickin a side
>>78914570
>zip
>>78914647
the latter of course
>>78914621
yeah you didn't clean your smegma out
>>78914621
no, kinda hot that she's willing to go to those lengths tbqh...
you are now imagining the irish police staring intently at a screen as they watch Run Run Cold Out as part of an investigation into a DMCA/libel case
>>78914626
CARRRMEEELLLLLLAAAAA
have you heard of the high elves?
>>78914647
masturbate to two wolves shitting in one another's mouths
>>78914648
enjoying this gimmick so far
>>78914664
both of these people were nubian
Does this """""slovenian""""" poster actually think we believe he isn't the ulster pedo?
>>78914626
lol
>>78914704
FOY
Thai lad's videos have gone missing...
time for the ol' weekly wank laddos
Went to the doctors today. Diagnosis depression
Not cool at all. I Will be calling to the guards tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5FuYHTt7ts
Just ordered Papa John's lads
>>78914683
>it's been deleted
gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl-j6rff_b8
the la li lu le lo?
arse is a bit sore lads
>>78914611
>>78914664
my one actually has a full zip down to the waist
>>78914766
Too much bumming lad
>>78914732
*bullies you on public forums*
>>78914720
good
never liked that attention seeking unfunny mong
>>78914718
One of my mates is fat and broke my toilet seat. Now it's warped, and not connected to the main unit. Slides out from under me a bit when I try to do a poo.
>>78914732
not sure if I should buy a Henry or Miele hoover
I miss being really really into drum and bass and dubstep
>>78914460
this is where i lost my virginity, in early July 2016
Deadlifts tomorrow lads, i'm giddy with excitement ngl
someone drop a fucking nuke on my house already
Mah dad tolled me dat depreshun iz a made up deeseez 4 peeps dat want attenshun
>zips
>get caught on the non-zip part of the jacket
>impossible to fix if broken
>buttons
>just sew another one on if it breaks
simple as
*muffled* Bane?
>>78914828
whats inside? a bedroom?
>>78914793
Rasheed leftypol
>>78914626
Did a snort
>>78914743
Was getting a takeaway yesterday and saw we have a Papa John's here now. Had a look. Fucking extortionate. You can bet I will not be buying their overpriced wares in this lifetime.
>>78914831
>tfw doing my squats today
>tfw some lad comes up to me and asks me if i want to join a powerlifting team
was really flattered 2bh. had to decline because i'm leavin this town soon.
>>78914845
yep
>>78914828
tim-esque post
>>78914839
Correct desu. I only buy button fly jeans if I can help it.
Kev is the patrician Tim
Tim is so far gone that taking the piss out of him isn't even fun. He also churns out so much fucking shite that it's impossible to process
Kev on the other hand is an utter sadcase but just normal enough to be relateable to us. His infrequent posts also make them more worthy of savouring
I WANT TO WATCH RUN RUN COLD OUT NOW MUMMY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbiIGIKsuIM
>>78914839
(not me in the photo)
>>78914828
climbing normie
>>78914445
Zizek and Hitchens perhaps (not even going to comment on Harris and Dawkins) but whether one lieks to admit it Chomsky gets a lot of respect and academics discussing his work
>>78914880
shit rehash of my '/brit/ character studies post'
but i agree.
>>78914844
Tom ardy iz ma favez actor e playd Charlie brownson rly well nd e iz a hard cunt
some shady looking research chemical vendor is trying to put a local dispensary out of business
>>78914887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCexB6qID_A
taylor peng
>>78914548
how is sam harris a radical centrist (srs)
>>78914861
the fuck is a powerlifting team? Think he was trying to groom you mate.
and what do you squat?
>>78914880
>how dear you
>>78914844
Dr Pavel, I'm shy
the 18 year old wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZguCN55tas
gonna sleep now bye
post a dnb banger lads
>>78914935
get the impression she is an absolutely horrendous bitch
>>78914880
poor lad
>>78914907
>shit rehash of my '/brit/ character studies post'
Not sure what you're referring to desu
>>78914935
lanky crone imo
>>78914929
might be time to get the guards involved
>>78914967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MQUleX1PeA
put it on 1.5 speed
>>78914929
Ah wuldnt touch thoze drug mah mate said e fought e woz an glass of ornage juice after e toke dem
>>78914847
nah the lad's right thainonce is a twat
>>78914960
night x
>>78914941
was squatting 130kg atg (high bar) 3x5.
used to squat 160kg but had a few injuries and working my way back up.
>a powerlifting team
bunch of lads who do powerlifting together and enter comps/meets i guess. he was quite an advanced lifter from what i could tell, so it'd be good to get advice from him.
kev confirmed bbw lover
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=104460560&postcount=738
>>78914859
better than dominos at least
>>78915027
>>78915027
>>78915027
new
>>78915001
i don't like PC music no thanks
I am trying to revarnish stairs in my mother's house. I got dark oak to put on pine but after applying 2 coats on some of the threads the dents are really coming showing up. She used to mind kids.
What could I do to fix problem?
>>78915016
Page not found
where can I find the dumbest sounding slags in the UK? turns me on
>>78915036
>>78915045
>>78915061
the absolute fucking state of you all
>>78915058
it's fucked, were it a rental property I'd consider just filling the holes and then painting the wood or getting it covered depending on how bad the dents are.
Pine is really soft, it's meant for under subflooring
>Terry Pratchett's bollocks have been crushed by a steamroller, as per instructions left by the fantasy novelist.
Can not stand the fucking eagles