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>>78907599

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>tfw when qt wants to send me stuff for my birthday

>>78907790
What did she send

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>>78907790
>tfw you still have several stuff qts you longer talk to sent you

What use do I even have for all that.

>>78907933
she didn't tell me, it's supposed to be a surprise
>>78907954
what kind of stuff did they send you?

>>78908193

What if she sends you dragon dildos

>>78908193
I have letters and pendants from a girl from Milano I used to chat (flirt) with, stuff from a girl from France I no longer talk to either I also flirted with, some sort of wooden thing shaped like a spoon (I think it's got something to do with celtic culture) a girl from Ireland sent me with whom I also flirted, things from Krakow a girl from Poland I also flirted with sent me, more stuff from france a girl from there sent me (I also flirted with her), and stuff from Austrla, Sweden, Netherlands, England and a hand-knitted scarf sent by a girl from USA (I still talk to this one, albeit we no longer flirt and decided to stay on friendly terms)

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hi all

-8 wievers
-2 message (1 spanm)

>>78908561

You're moving up in the world!

:D

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>>78908561
All the last three messages I sent were readen, profile viewed back but not answered.
I feel like a loser.

>>78908253
then I'll make good use of them
>>78908467
that's pretty cool desu

Hm, my first ever visitor is woc..

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>tfw no qt emo norweski bf

>>78908716
You were on the front page new members section.
No photo or profile though. Who are you?

>>78908716

Nice!

>Notice qt is not as affectionate with me as we used to
>must be because I was texting her too often
>didn't text her during lunch today
>after work she makes a big fight threatening to never meet me and tells me to fuck another girl
>suddenly she says sorry and tells me in what ways she would let me fuck her

the female brain is truly unpredictably predictable
>>78907790
i have my birthday today, my qt sent me two shirts for it (they arrived way too early so i opened it only today)
she sent me a sweater before, and somehow all her gifted clothed fit me perfectly

>>78908854
I've been lurking here some time and now decided to make an account. And I'm not sure what pics to use and what to write on my profile :/

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>>78909036
voinko auttaa?

>>78907599
I know this girls, she's French we were at the same school

>>78909010
Nice, my qt is from China though so I imagine it's gonna take a while until the stuff arrives here

>>78909122

Is she a nice girl?

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>>78909036
FJNK?

>>78909230
I've never talked to her but I know her name and I have her fb, her name is Ophelie

>>78909092
If you would help your fellow white man then sure
>>78909292
Maybe, PLLD

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>>78909036
Welcome, pal! Remember to just b urself.

Why are all Finns so cute?

Who reported me ;_;

>>78910691
That would be me.

>>78910691
What did you do?

>>78909308

Is she a whore?

>>78910704
Rude >:\

>>78910759
Lewd Apu drawing

>>78910800
Why would you do that?

Still investing in the kuwaiti qt.

Brehs, how long until you and the person exchange whatsapp / facebooks? I hope I'm getting somewhere with this.

There's a cat here in my house, I think I'll send her a pic. Girls enjoy cute animals, don't they?

>>78911049

I've gotten girls Whatsapp within minutes. It's just all about feel. If it seems she enjoys talking to you, just say something like "hey we should text on WhatsApp, it's better than Interpals! :)"

Got black nudes for the first time. I noticed my portfolio is too white, what race should I go after now?

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Why do girls all message at the same time?

Losers

>>78911103
yellow

>>78911049
yeah send her a pic of your cat, girls like that.

>>78911103
arab

>>78911165
because chad just went offline and they need someone to talk to

>>78911049
I got an american girl's number after 3 days of communication

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>>78911165
>i suffer with too many messages

>>78911103
Red

>>78907599
Reminder I still exist and forgot how to tripfag. And also that I have been lied to. Tfw no qt azn gf

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>>78907599
why w*te girls love tunisians so much

>>78911485
bost brofile

>>78911485
>426 messages
HOW? Is that all thanks to the script?

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>>78911678
my brofile
>posting personal info in 4chan
never

>>78911737
nah
all of them are girls too
it's accumulated messages for a year
i don't reply to most girls that texts me

>>78911373

Probably

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>>78911678
>>78911767
/Houssem237

>>78911480

Your Czech lied to you? :(

>>78911861
who's that???
stop searching random profiles you autistic finn

>>78911767
>>posting personal info in 4chan
>posting personal info
>personal info
>personal

Please define ""personal"" for me when you Muslims practically all have the same name and are almost indistinguishable from each other both in terms of looks and behaviour?

>>78911869
What Czech? I'm czech ._.

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>>78911861
what did he/she means with this?

>>78911980

He thought you were the american in czechia who is there with his czech qt.

Tfw, a czech qt got BURGERD

Feels sad man

>>78911975
kek
>prejudice
>prejudice
>prejudice
>prejudice
>prejudice
>prejudice

>>78912114
this sucks. they take cute girls and import entitled revolting hamplanets. not fair

>>78912141
>proves me wro...
oh wait

Found my trips, have I been forgotten yet?

>>78912357
Tripfag, please die

>>78912307
>muslims look the same
thinking muslim is a race
-prooves you wrong-

>>78912444
working on it

>>78912102
he means he is looking good

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>>78912474
just bost your brofile my man.
How did you get that many messages?

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so cute
>>78912767
they like the bbc(big berber cock)
long hair+tan skin=400+ message

>>78908839
That would be me

>tfw a 14 years old texts you

>>78913259
Yeah I just got one from a 15 yo, I didn't notice until I tried replying and it didn't work

>>78913259
happend to me too, she was boring af

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why are they hitting on me
underage scum

>>78914571
>>>/biz/

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>>78907716
>amateurs

>>78907716
>who would win?

>>78914920
shush, you dont know how good it feels getting free money. Already extorted £60 out of geeks today and haven't left my bedroom

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>>78914989
I bought eth at $30 so I know how it feels :^)

>>78915550
Nice. I have a spare £3k I have not doing anything, my parents just give me free loot. Should I invest it all into iota or what?

advice please

>>78915879
idk,I dont invest in memecoins anymore

I want to say something about my qt but I'm sure her bf might post here

>>78916837
Who

>>78916932
Not going to say

>>78916978
What country is the girl from?
Don't make me paranoid

>>78917093
where's yours from? I'll tell you if its not her

>>78917316
America

>>78917384
not her

>>78916837
Just be a bro and stop cucking a /pal/

>>78907790
I know this feel

>>78917445
no

5 days since qt has talked to me on WA
justo

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Do you think she likes me /int/? This is more kindness that I've seen from the average girl and she also said that she would like to show me around Tokyo and Kyoto.

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>greece is whi

>>78918239
rape babby

>>78918077

Well, she at the very least likes you as a friend. Because she seems to enjoy talking with you. But it's not enough information to know if she like likes you

>>78918077
ehhh maybe, its hard to tell

>>78918290
t.greek

>qt is going to New York for new years
>she tells me some guy from Kentucky is gonna meet her
>they're gonna fuck
I knew she was a slut but Kentucky niggers(white) are a whole nother breed

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>>78912925
cute asena :3

>>78918683
>going to NYC on NYE
lmao @ her life, she doesn't know how shitty it is here

Holy shit lads....

/Daisy_22

>>78918842
looks shit desu

>>78918802
Please tell me more, I've never left my state

https://www.interpals.net/ladyconfidence

holy THICCCC

>>78918913
how does it feel knowing that I have been to USA, Canada, Span, France, Italy, Greece, Portugal and some of these (Canada and France) multiple times. Im going to Norway next year and im only 19.

Rich parents

>>78918798
stay away from her reee

>>78919185
I've been to Canada, Mexico, Italy, Egypt, Somalia, and Yemen. It's nothing special to travel but it's nice to get away from home

>>78919147

This user only accepts messages from 25-60 year old users from Asia, Europe, North America, Australia/Oceania or South America. This user does not accept messages from Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, United Arab Emirates, Azerbaijan, Bangladesh, Kazakhstan, Kuwait, Oman, Syria, Turkey, Kyrgyzstan, India, Yemen, Sri Lanka, Pakistan, Vietnam, Uzbekistan, Israel or Cambodia.
african negro don't accept messages from africa what a hoe

>>78919147
beautiful hair

>>78918913
i've never left my own state either but that NYE event here is absolutely a shitty thing to go to. tell her to reconsider

>>78919327
Its too late, when a foreigner has that weird obsession about going to NYC and LA I just let nature take its course

https://www.interpals.net/jihene5555
will probably meet with this roastie
is it worth time

>>78919426
Do you know what she looks like?

>>78919539
without that heavy make up no
also i noticed she is smoker i think i will try to make a date with her but never go
feeling /devilish/

>>78919637
kek do it

>>78918842

Her proportions look like shit

>>78909010
Happy birthday anon!!!

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>>78907790
>>78907933
Her virginity

>>78920411
she sent you some blood in an envelope? what the fug

>>78919221
why the fuck have you traveled to yemen and somalia? Are you a pirate?

>>78920476
it should be some film

>>78920807
Family, plus they're beautiful countries

>>78921100
I've heard Yemen is beautiful, not so sure about Somalia. Though now it's impossible to visit Yemen without getting killed. When did you visit?

another day goes by without qt starting a conversation with me on whatsapp. what should the official cutoff be for dropping her?

>>78921151
10 years ago, back when talking shit about Ali Abdullah Saleh was against the law. And Somalia is nice, seeing red sand next to blue water is honestly stunning

>>78921157

Just stop worrying about her. If she wants to talk to you, she'll initiate on her own

>>78921241
reeee, I cant just forget about her. shes the only one who will give me the time of day. I feel like she'll forget about me if we don't talk at least once a week

>qt wants me to add her best friend too, because she likes wearing this I told her about

This must be a trap right ?

She says she doesn't mind it, but come on.

>>78921157
cool, I'd love to visit those countries desu, but I also dont want to get killed, so I'll pass. I guess I'll just visit somewhere safer like Oman.

>>78921403
I meant to reply to
>>78921225

proddy stop scripting again

>>78921403
I doubt a Brazilian could have trouble in Yemen provided that you stay in the heavily populated north. If they ask why you can't speak Arabic just pretend to be Iranian. Non-Muslims are seen as cash cows and kidnapping was rampant if they knew

>>78921330

Yeah I know the feel. It's shitty. But, that's just how shit works, anon. The one thing I've learned from /cp/ the past 2.5 years, do not let girls be your only motivation. There are better things to live for than girls

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>>78921513
>Do not travel to Yemen because of on-going civil and international conflict, and extreme political instability. There is a very high threat of kidnapping and terrorist attack.

Yeah I'll pass on that one, I'd rather go somewhere safer.

>>78921577
reee, what other motivation is there? I'm not there to learn a language but just to talk to people. she's the only one to give me her WA too everybody usually just stops talking to me when I ask for that

>>78921967
Where is she from? Maybe the time difference is the issue.

>>78921967

>what other motivation is there?

Traveling. You can meet some cool people

>>78921731
After the war obviously

>>78922023
poland but she's talked to me up until around 2-3AM her time before. Its not like she cant send me a message when its normie hours over there either.
>>78922058
I've never been outside of my own state before. I feel like I would just sit in the hotel and post on 4chan the entire time I was there. no friends either so it would just be me

>>78922109

>I've never been outside of my own state before. I feel like I would just sit in the hotel and post on 4chan the entire time I was there. no friends either so it would just be me

You need to step outside your comfort zone

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This guy is a gay Muslim or something ?

>>78922324

Both

h-hey guys how are we all doing tonight

How do I get gud at interpals

>>78923039

I'm fine, about to get off work

>>78923110

Be yourself

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If you ever wondered how it feels like to have a hairbrush up your ass...

>>78923471

why do people do some crazy things?

>>78923573

Why not. We all do some crazy stuff

For some it includes piloting a pressurized metal can 10000 feet in the air, using the powers of lift and speed.

For some it's sticking a hairbrush in their ass.

We all do what we're good at, don't judge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnxkfLe4G74

>>78923721
tfw not good at anything

>>78923751

It's called being really good at being mediocre senpai

I have to stop looking at when the last time qt was online with WA. its driving me nuts

Sup?
Kinda pissed tonight. Hello anyways.

>>78923721

How do you always know when I post?

Putting hairbrush up the poop chute isn't a skill

>>78923805
im not even mediocre at anything

>>78924021

Really good at being depressed ?

>>78924108

>Putting hairbrush up the poop chute isn't a skill


Have you tried it ?

>>78924274
Eh, obviously meant for

>>78924201

Really good at being depressed ?

Was for him

>>78924274
>>78924287
cant tell if im depressed Tbh I dont self diagnose

>depressed qt is ugly
Fucking hell it's amazing how much power the dick has

>>78924274

>have you tried it?

No. have you?

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With great power will come great responsibility :o

>>78924541
No, and I don't want to.

But for me it seems somewhat hard.

Taking it properly up the ass is a skill I'd say.

>>78924402
What does this mean?

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>>78924607
Does that mean you'll get to read our lewd messages we've sent to our qts?

>>78925013

I have no idea! :D

>>78925214
I'm dleting every massage now

>>78925467

Nooooo

>>78925491
>167 replies
>thailand hasnt been mentioned once
this is different

>tfw no crazy-eyed gf
/notArtois

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Is this it lads? Have I found the single worst "about me" on the website?

>>78922324
You too? The fuck is that guy.

>>78921157
>don't message girl for a few weeks
>get a text from her

>Why do you dont write me ?

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>>78925822
It's okay anon here's some thailand

>>78926693
how can you be from thailand, and not be fluent in thai

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>>78926509
>>78922324
tfw he just wants friends

>>78926648

Well, why do you dont write her?

>>78926255
>I love american accents
Yes

>>78926255
yeah but she looks pretty hot if thats actually her

>>78926255
>I'm a language enthusiast
The people who know like three words in 10 languages and put it on their profile are the worst

>tfw she replies just after you were convinced you lost her
:-)

>>78926648
its a shitty thing but isnt it really up to the guy to go over to the girl and start talking? isnt it the same in the texting world? at least thats what this website has told me

>>78927976
if a girl doesnt put in the effort to talk back to me, she isnt worth talking to

honestly I have no idea how you guys do this on a longterm basis

I get too invested in each person that actually seems promising and it just crushes me when we end up going our separate ways

then you have to go through the hassle of meeting new people and 95% of them are bland carbon copies

i think i need to go outside

>>78926255
I have some vibe that (she)'s LARPing

>>78928028
I dont know how I do it either. I notice the same things as you. Talking drains a lot of my energy and effort, and often the reward is nothing much. The amount of decent people to talk to is not a lot.

>>78928028
LDRs are a meme but having people to meet up with and show you around when you travel to a new place is always fun

>>78928028
I get this way with people too but only those that actually respond to me past 3 days. what sucks is when someone just deletes their account in the middle of a good conversation. and then you get the people who never talk to you unless you start the convo yourself.
I'm incredibly lonely though so I keep doing it

>i dont believe in premarital sex muh beliefs muh nun education
>proceeds to send nudes
>after couple hours
>"I decided that I don't want to talk dirty anymore...you're a fuckboy and you do this with other girls it makes me feel weird"
>"k at least I cummed once"
>morning after
>she sends lewd out of the blue

Why are girls like this /cp/

German bro who posted the butterface girl, is she free from you already?

>>78913742
REEEEEEEE

>>78928950
>you're a fuckboy
btfo

>>78929577
I can free her if you want, at the moment she is literally worshipping me

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>>78930262
She sent me pics of her butt, I asked if she had a bf and she mentioned a loved one.
She said you love each other and you have something similar to a ldr.
Do as you want senpai

>>78930262
>>78930412
Also do you confirm she's training now or did she bullshit me so she could leave?

>>78930412
>whore
yep pretty much, sent me pics of her tits and pussy after one day or so.
>She said you love each other and you have something similar to a ldr.
She claims that. She also claimed after one day that I was her boyfriend and shit like that even tho I didn't respond when she said that lel
>Do as you want senpai
she's all yours my man

Just a warning she talks a looooot and gets super clingy and shit but you can see for yourself

>>78930427
yep, some kind of volleyball training camp

I'm far too autistic to even know how to go about talking to anyone on IP, much less try to keep the conversation going. Even the already autistic Asians are beyond my ability.

Should I just prime my exit bag, /cp/?

>>78930534
Thanks parente, guess you'll "break up" with her now? She seems a bit nuts but I wish she choked me with her thighs
>talks a lot
She still doesn't talk much with me, I guess she has to warm up a bit?

>>78930625
Nah, I'll just more or less stop talking to her / show no interest etc.
If I "break up" she might leave interpals altogether lel
> I guess she has to warm up a bit?
Yeah, seems so. Good luck fratello

>>78930560
Just don't give a fuck and see them as practice and not as "potential and actual girlfriends or humans to have sex with"
And after a while you will be somewhat good at talking to qts online

>>78930775
Thanks, I have her on kakaotalk now, let's see if she sends anything more despite you being her """""loved"""""

>>78907599
not qt

fucking normies you should be banned

What is the end goal of an interpal user?

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>>78930817
kek
just remembered what she told me a day ago or so

>My girl classmates are become like sluts too
>But I'm different

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/cp/ let's post charts of nudes

>>78930909
Catching em all

>>78930945
There's some quality autism, how did you even arrive to that point?

>>78931118
>no swedish ones
PURE

>>78930945
everybody thinks they're different from everyone else

>>78931118
I don't even know
She basically led a monologue all by herself

>>78931118
mark abu dhabi for me on that map, to date thats the only place for me. she was fucking gorgeous

>>78931153
I'm not black enough :(

>>78931250
I mean, how did you arrive to such a level of devotion

>>78931313
gave her a few compliments and pictures

>>78930945
Good answers.

>>78931695
Thanks fampai

>>78931579
I'll try to take your place for proper nudes

i want a korean fake to catfish me

>>78931909
ok :^)

>>78931909
I will

>>78931118
I have never got nudes.

Im so ugly

I really hate it when girls answer a question with another question

>>78931909
annyeong qt :^)

i wonder if qt will choose to respond on WA today

>>78934736
Maxilla is born not grown ;)

>>78935413
I am bored, post some nudes italian chad

>>78928950
She was pressured and she regretted it

>>78935413

Per favore, il duce?

I'm perfectly fine just chatting and forming relationships but I have no idea how to flirt. What do I send as an opener to this Russian whore with big tits?

>>78936057
>>78936118

http://imgur.com/a/Asi7z

...faccetta nera, bell'abissina, aspetta e spera che già l'ora si avvicina....quando saremo vicino a te, avrai un altro duce un altro re....

>>78936349
Tease them, comment on some specific feature of her being like "i wonder what it's like to *interaction correlated to said feature*" and lead it from there.

Is she from S. Pt. and her name begins with S?

>>78936405
Nah not her

>>78936353

>tette di negro

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>78936353
saggy disgusting tits desu

>>78936488
Post her brofile, so we can figure out le witty opening

>>78936518
http://imgur.com/a/RiPk0
Have some bianche tette amico

>>78936529
When will nudelets realise that the act of getting them is more fulfilling than the actual nudes

>>78936730
i have standards, i dont accept nudes from every girl.

>>78936730
>act of getting them is more fulfilling
This. It's worse than tobacco how addictive it is to feel desired

>>78936730
where is this lass from

>>78936730
GRAZIE, MIO ITALIANO AMICO

>>78936810
>has standards
>biologically forced to mess around either with blacks or coalburners

>>78936823
Russia

>>78936878
PREGO AMICO CANGURO

>>78936958
>biologically forced to mess around either with blacks or coalburners
i dont understand this

>>78936730
>the act of getting them is more fulfilling than the actual nudes
this, 100% this

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>>78936730

>When will nudelets realise that the act of getting them is more fulfilling than the actual nudes


This to be honest

Although if she isn't that cute, I can't stay for long. Or well I never tried for blacks either too

>>78937542
>>78936730
how do I get Russian nudes?

they always go cold on me when I try to get lewd

>Rugby will always fall to Aussie Rules football here, but after footy and cricket, it has a place. I still think roller derby is way more awesome.
redpill me on girls who like this roller derby

>>78937647
roller derby is still a thing outside of NYC? i've unironically went to one of those things

>>78937612
Tell them shit you would find in a romance novel 7/10 times it works

>>78937712
yeah I can flirt innocently but when I try to get lewd they shut me down

I can get nudes from most countries but Russia won't go for me

>>78937770
You need time with them, most of them won't send before """commitment""" cause the idea of sluttiness is very strong there.
Of course by commitment I just mean spend some time telling them cute and sweet things until they believe there's some feel reciprocated

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>>78937712
>>78937770

yeah, but it also depends on the girl

married russian milf loves romance shit

other young russian qt sent on first day, called me a perv as a joke, I pretended to be offended, and asked for her boobs to prove I'm not a pervert.

That was her logic at least...

>>78938054
Are you Ludwig?

>>78924607
How do you apply?

>>78938233

Take a real good look at the flag there lad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJqDoEFJX5Y

I'm Serbian, not Slovakian.

So not Ludwig

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>>78938054
Yeah, some qts just open up when your idea of sex matches up with what they like

>tell qt that "she's my favorite person from France"
>5 seconds later send "You're also the only person from France I know"
>she gets mad and says i'm officially the rudest person she knows
kek, i'm too autistic to guess whether shes joking with me or actually mad

>>78938346
Post brofile then, serb rival

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>>78938371
Yeah, like with the slovenian qt... maybe not even an hour to see everything

And I keep getting messages like this

>>78938420
post yours, little italian boi
>>78938397
probably a bit of both

when a girl is really butthurt you'll know trust me

>>78938420
kek, why are we rivals lad ?

and hmm, maybe one day.

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>>78938427
>tfw had a cock hungry Korean qt like this
If only my mom didn't hide my passport from me

>>78938343

I emailed them and told them I'm sick of all the fakes, and that I already report every fake I see, so I might as well be a mod. That's literally all I said

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hi all, im updating

>Viewed 7 time
>0 messages

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Italian qt said British guys are beautiful

>>78938526
>/cp/ doesn't remember one of its past heroes.....
/k3nghost famalam

>>78938547
Visit my brofile and have a look at my spoken languages ;)
Also cmon Chad don't be shy

>>78938526
>when a girl is really butthurt you'll know trust me
explain

>>78938674
girls are really transparent when they get angry

>>78938575

Don't give up!

>>78938581
i remember kenny :3

>>78938727
guess i'll just play along for now then, my autism flares up when stuff like that happens. I have no experience with people

>>78938833
tease her a little more, but be clear it's a joke and you like her really

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>>78938789

>>78938581
>>78938627

Ah right I remember who you are now, the shqip in Italy.

How come not Switzerland ?


>shy

nah it's not that.

These threads should be on /soc/
Stupid tbqh

>>78938558
>If only my mom didn't hide my passport from me
are you serious?

>>78939209
NO

>>78939209
You should be working

>>78939322
I am

>>78939322
>being a wageslave
lamo

whats the point in getting nudes?

I dont see why you would care about wasting your time for that, you can just go on pornhub.com

I would rather form a emotional relationship but women dont like me because im ugly

>>78939724
do you also respect women?

>>78939587
I'm not.
I don't even gain money from government.

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>>78939746
R E S P E C T
W O M E N

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i will try script again

>>78939223
Yeah, she always hides my documents from me. It's the only control she has in her life

>>78939746
No. Also most people are ugly, so why would you waste time getting nudes from a average person, when you can just watch a porno

>>78939724
"I'm ugly" is the new "Carthago delenda est"

/shovelknight
rate my profile lads

>>78940058
It helps these losers feel better about themselves

>>78940168
why the fuck do people take pictures of their eyes. is this a meme I never caught on to?

>>78940209
girls kept asking what colour my eyes were so I uploaded a pic

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>>78940072
Nowadays it's Berlin delenda est


Also I bet this cuckfield street is in berlin

>>78940058
Because the broads in porn videos aren't ugly for the most part?

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>>78940168
rated

>>78940317
They usually are ugly, thats why their in porn and don't just marry a rich guy.

no excuse for a woman over 20 not to be married. Women around 21 years old can find a man around 26 year olds and marry him and have children together. The man will be financially successful. I always laugh when I see women do porn.

When they retire they should be executed because they failed in life.

Now, where was I.

>>78939886
your family sounds pretty dysfunctional

>>78940466
Thanks for reminding me

>>78939814
Say results

How do you have your profile?
Just short information in a few segments? Or did you really write something?

I kinda feel like I wrote way too much in my profile when I see some others.

>>78940669
nobody really reads it

>saw that Japanese hikikomori girl came back to interpals
>message her asking if she still remembers me
>she says yeah
>messages walls of text to me
>I was about to send my wall of text
>blocked after not responding for 1 day

>>78940699
girls who do stuff like that are always insane and they're doing you a favour by blocking you

>>78940699
Profile?

I don't see why people here bully me, life is simple.

If you are below a 3/10 you get a lefort surgery(which I got about 2 weeks ago)

Then you are a 4/10, now you can do starting strength, take 1.5 grams of protein per lb of bodyweight, and eat a 500 calorie deficit, take vitamin D and Omega 3 fat oil supplement.

In a few months you will go up a point to a 5/10.

now you are 5/10 you can buy 3 packs of testosterone-e and a pack of dbol. Take finasteride, RU-58841 and minoxidol during the cycle.

get a hairtransplant

now you are a 6/10. In about a year.

do the necessary things like take retin-a

and get a masters in STEM at a russells group.

if you follow my advice you can reach a 7/10 and make $100k a year by the time you reach 25.

make $100k for 2 years, and work as a uber driver at night. (you need to work 80 hours a week)

now you have made $200k plus $120 from uber.

by year 5 you can get 200k a year.

by year 10 you can now get 250k a year. with a networth of 1mil

ofc no one will listen to me because im "mentally ill"

>>78940735
She's like the guy who says that needs surgery.
She says that she's alone because she's a disgusting monster and ugly but she's actually cute.

>>78940777
Is this a copypasta?

>>78940879
Sadly no

why the fuck are girls asking where I come from? They can see right on my profile

>>78940777
I'm entirely sure this guy is just LARPing about his surgery now

>>78941060
yeah he is just trying to become a meme, ignore him

>>78940699
Link the account fella?

>>78940946
Some ask for your name or other shit on your profile too.
They just refuse to even take a look on the profile or they don't know another way to start a conversation.

>>78940769
>>78941105
She doesn't have pictures on her profile.
But I still have 2 pics of her because she actually showed me.

>>78941188
Show pics

>>78941168
One time I saw one Brazilian girl in norway and she messaged me.
I knew her name because it's the same as my sister. And she stopped messaging because there was no way of how I could discovered that lol

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>>78941232
I've posted her before

>>78941286
Post her profile I want a hiki gf

Observations so far:

>Russians/Polish

They are pretty and really feminine but are boring as shit to talk to. Mainly because their lack of English or lack of hobbies/interests or a combination of both.

>Asians

Clingy and horribly desperate if they like you. They will constantly text you and get mad if you don't reply. Koreans are prudes and you have to be some sort of magician to get nudes.

>Germans

BBC sluts and cucked beyond belief. AVOID

>Turks

Desperate and clingy. Oddly they wont send nudes but will happily sext with you.

>>78941303
She's crazy. Not worth it.

>>78941350
Post the profile!

>>78941345
>tfw got nudes from a 7/10 Korean girl with a 10/10 body

So who wants to be my apprentice?

>>78941345
>>78941420
This. I've got tonnes of nudes from Korean girls. But +1 for clingy and annoying as fuck.

>>78940879
if you post your profile I can make you have a million dollar networth in 10 years and raise your looks by 2 points

>>78941573
yep pretty much

>>78941573
>>78941420
Fuck you magicians, the last Korean girl I talked to said she was a Christian and wouldn't do anything like that. :(

I wasted a week on her.