/cum/

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>>78852862
dinosaurs proven not birds

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CHANGE OF EDITIONS

this is now bebbi edition

>>78852825
two cats, one passed away a week ago, just got a new one
a long hair chihuahua
a turtle

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>>78852879
you can't just do that

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>>78852879
YOU KEEP YOUR ANIME SHIT OFF MY /CUM/

wish my eyes focused on new text faster while drunk

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Heidi is my baby

>>78852901
maybe if you drink a little more they will

>>78852906
beautiful dog you have there

if you dont feel like dancing while listening to this song

you have no soul

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sboUxvfMK60

>>78852919
I don't dance period

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The gf's profile shot

Reminder to:

>add me on discord
cara delaverga#1647

>join my discord server
https://discord.gg/hEGJ3b

>add me on whatsapp
+5215578301781

>>78852944
this isn't /soc/

man i have the best gimmicks

is so funny being me

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>ate a girl out for almost 3 hours straight a couple years ago
>forget about it
>saw pictures of her kid today

fucking weird

imagine having virtually nothing going on in life that one of your goals is to create a persona in recurring pointless generals on a small board on 4chan

>>78852967
Who the hell are you?

you probably licked the top of that kids head lmao

>>78852969
>>ate a girl out for almost 3 hours
isn't it boring when it lasts the whole 3 hours unless you maybe listen to some audiobook at the same time or something?

>>78852969
Bet she never came once

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I'm usually way more moderate...

>>78852996
i was really really drunk and wanted to see how well i could do it

>>78853002
i like to think she did since she broke the bed and ripped the poster over her head
wasn't even her room, it was a friend's sister's
had pictures but it was 2 years ago and i have a new phone now
my friends said she must have, i was skeptical for a while though

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>>78853035
good post

>>78852991

underrated post

>>78853035
thanks doc

my doctor bumped my lexapro dosage to 20mg a day earlier

im also taking lexapro but just 10mg because im not some weirdo

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>>78853085
I'm a lex a pro

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rate my gf

>>78853085
I forget what lexapro is and I'm not going to google it so for the sake of discussion you should tell me what lexapro is.

#staywoke

>>78853127
some shit antidepressant

i wish john kasich was the president

>>78853158
who

>>78853168
WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT

>>78853168
a guy

>>78853158
fucking why john kasich is an idiot, the only good thing he's done for ohio is make medical marijuana legal after the recreational vote failed./

why do i even bother waking up in the morning

>>78853186
politicians are faggots

>>78853197
because your body doesn't want you to enjoy yourself, especially if enjoying yourself means being unconscious

>>78852916
Thank you I told her you said that and gave her a treat

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me rn

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I wish I never wake up when I go to sleep tonight
enjoy yourselves, cum

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/cum/ post your wardrobes

There's probably like 10 grand in this picture not including gunz

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I'm a believer in bipartisanship.

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>>78853340
Hi friend

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>>78853377
I worry about America. For the first time in my lifetime, I'm worried about us, i'm worried about how our values to some degree have been eroded, of personal responsibility and compassion and teamwork. I worry about it, I worry about the fact that we're so divided.

>>78853329
why do you need 7 white shirts

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Where do you guys keep your home defense shotguns

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Made the mistake of browing reddit

Found out it's full of fucking commies that get mad when you say karl marx isn't relevant today

Do yall have any good creepypastas?

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Guess what? I just went to a wedding of a friend of mine who happens to be gay.

>>78853422
i dont own guns anymore because i'd probably commit sudoku if i got my hands on one
sold my ARs, my hunting rifles, and shotguns too but never owned a handgun

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Someone get me a plane ticket to Colorado so I can vape weed.

>>78853434
No
>>78853447
So it was a wedding between what? Two men?

>>78853458
I'm regularly suicidal too but idk I know there's scientific proof that owning a gun greatly increases risk due to ease of access but it's never crossed my mind to just pick it up and off myself

I think it's because I don't wanna leave my dog behind

>>78853422
Father's bedroom so whenever he feels like killing all of us he can grab it and go and hopefully kill me first.

>>78853421
Some are oxford, some are broadcloth, some are short sleeve etc. all about occasion, dressy, casual, in between

Pretty common sense really

I am so not looking forward to Amlo 2018.

Amlo 2018 when

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>>78853469
"This issue of depression is real and if it hasn't visited your family get on your knees and thank God that it has not."

Welp. It was nice knowing you buds. been accused of rape in my FIRST week at college ever. I didn't fucking rape her, but she was hammered when we had sex.

>>78853562
Sounds like you raped her

Enjoy getting expelled, freshmen are dumb as fuck why would you have sex with a wasted girl you mother fucking retard

What would you do if you found out you were part Black?

>>78853562
Fight it in court you fucking pussy.
You're 100% fucked out of your college and immediate friendships, but you don't need to go to jail or give her a cent.

>>78853573
How the FUCK is this rape in any shape or form?

>>78853580
I would fully embrace my black side.

The wh*te race was a mistake.

>>78853588
Getting a girl liquored up in order to have sex with her is rape, drunk consent is not consent

It doesn't matter if you disagree and I don't give a fuck so don't bother responding to me, that's the law, it doesn't care what you think

>>78853562
kys rapist

>>78853588
>implying people can consent when they are not in their right mind
think about it man, it's rape by definition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUfZFqjG3-I
lo-fi black metal at almost 2:30 in the morning

what is everyone else doing at this time of night?

>>78853617
Mother of god this sounds like shit

>having sex with girls and not older men
fucking nerd

>>78853582
bro I am scared as fuck. I didn't know this was actually unironically an issue. I don't feel like I did anything wrong and it looks like I will be hunted like a witch and my life is over

>>78853650
How the fuck did you not know that getting a girl drunk and fucking her is rape, this is like number 1 on the freshmen don't-do list, why are you kids so goddamn stupid

>>78853650
Alright for real just slow down and talk to the girl. You should also talk to your parents and see how to take things from there.

They hate us cause they ain't us

>>78853588
>>78853650
>having sex with a drunk woman
How stupid are you? Haven't you seen all of the stories about this happening on /pol/?

I feel really sorry for you desu.

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rate

people should be liable for the consequences of their actions inebriated when they of free will put themselves into a state of inebriation desu

if you think you might get talked into fucking someone you don't want to, then don't drink. if you can't be trusted to not drink yourself into a stupor where you can't make rational decisions that can imprison yourself or someone else then you shouldn't even be allowed to drink.

>>78853650
Get a lawyer. fuckin roasties always try this shit, if they deem you not attractive enough to have been a "mistake"
if you were a hot chad this would not happen trust me. worst case just say she is a liar unless there is 100% evidence of what happened

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"Well I would also give you one bit of advice, "Don't go to parties where there's a lot of alcohol."

>>78853681
self-absorbed thot

>>78853681
nerd!!

>>78853681
cute on the outside but who knows how ugly she is on the inside

>>78853693
he said this when asked about sexual assault at parties. hm

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>>78853562
Dumbass

>>78853692
Do NOT listen to r9k advice

>putting pussy on a pedestal
embarrassing

I forgot my phone at home after lunch break. T^T
Email, strawberry? :3

>>78853743
>Email, strawberry?
What does this mean?

>>78853743
fuck off

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>>78853743
WHO THE FUCK IS STRAWBERRY AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

>>78853665
>>78853672
because it happens all the time and isn't a big deal? I used to have drunk sex in high school for fucks sake and no one seemed to care. Please is there anything I can do about this? I am terrified right now
>>78853667
I am trying to but she blocked me. I had no idea what was going on until one of her friends approached me after a lecture today.

Imagine doing your best as a parent, being supportive of your son, and shelling out the money for his college education so you can help secure his future. Then within one week at uni, he rapes a woman. How could it come to this? Where did the parents go wrong, and end up raising a rapist?

weed is for adults with the brains of children

>>78853800
they should have turned him in to a girl desu. girls just don't do these things. maybe they could have bought him dresses and made him take ballet or join the cheerleading squad.

oh well, too late now. but at the least the lesson was learned.

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>>78853800
stop
i don't want them to see me ever again

>>78853824
she looks like she's having fun at least

>>78853824
Excellent post.
>>78853831
This is a good idea. I really hope I never have child that is a crude m*le.

MY SWEETHEART LEFT ME

>>78853788
Literally the only thing you can do is talk to her, explain your feelings, and if it doesn't work talk to your parents about a lawyer

These are your only options, mind every single word you say

>>78853788
Sorry

You have to act like an adult in college, and you didn't. Only thing you can do is learn from this. It's a harsh lesson, but you are a criminal now and should be punished accordingly. Welcome to real life.

>>78853800
this is what happens when you think your kid can't do no wrong. also when they never teach to respect other people.

>>78853870
it's a somber thought knowing that i'd be an alcoholic if i could afford it

I'll put money on the supposed college drunk rape dude LARPing about this shit on an anonymous image board

Just had a cheeky fap
Tfw no gf

>>78853901
ya did good, sonny

Hey /cum/ what you listening to?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JI4keToT1jM

>>78853901
better to fap than to rape some unconscious girl!

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>>78853911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpGLTQ1s0EA

>>78853935
this one is better than the ones you have posted so far

>>78853867
I will give it a try because I have no clue what to do right now and i am about to have a panic atack, it seems like a fucking bad dream
>>78853890
if i can't get out of this i will fucking kill myself. not even a joke, I cannot face my parents or my friends

>>78853911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9lC22RbOfg

>>78853945
Chill, rape isn't the end of the world. You'll just be kicked out of school and blacklisted. You could always leave the country or something

>>78853911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbjqPgV7xo8

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I'm so tired but I don't want to get in bed. I have class in the morning

surprisingly I actually got a full night's sleep last night, and still woke up in time for classes

>>78853911
finished with the other I posted, moving onto:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y52cXGXo1gg

everybody in this itt has shit music tastes but me
apply you'reselves

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>>78854054
>he doesn't listen to black metal

>>78854054
abhorrent post

Morning, idiots

>>78853980
bro I am reading about how long prison terms for this are, you are wrong. I know where this girl lives, I am just going to go there and get on my knees and beg for forgiveness, I will literally do anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNTwYzoFzck
powerful song

>>78854122
Wake up, dummy!

>>78854125
>beg for forgiveness
So you admit it? You are actually a rapist?

At least I don't have to worry about being accused of rape since no one will ever have sex with me

>>78854167
fallen down is probably the most powerful song in the game

>>78854125
I don't think anything's gonna happen. She's not talking to you probably because she's embarrased.

>>78854199
I wouldn't be so sure, just LOOKING at a woman wrong these days can get you accussed of rape and/or sexual harassment

>>78854226
I won't lie, it's one of my favorites

>>78854199
Good man. Rape is wrong.

>make a post on /g/
>no replies

>(You) at you
>not (You)ing me back

>>78854274
Here's your (You) now get out of my sight and don't come back

>>78854308

Were you anons ever in a band? I miss mine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2bySk4YMuo

>>78854324
Good lad

Gentle reminder that not all cases involving alcohol and sex count as rape
>>78854333
I am still in a band, current members are just me and my friend though and we have been on a hiatus for 2 years. Might start writing again though, got a lot more ideas now.

>>78854308
Do you ever sleep?

>>78854333
>hardcore
yuck, what instrument did you play?

Guys what's the Spanish for "on average"?

>>78854431
I'm the very seductive bassist haha

>>78854411
You kidding? I always say goodnight!!!

>>78854125
stalker

>>78854438
En media

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcroTw04i-w

>>78854459
gracias señor

>>78854125
post her address. I'll show her the true meaning of rape

*willfully posts my address*
Oh noo, how could this happen?....

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>>78854485

>>78854511
desu wiley has better flow than all the wack ass mumble faggots coming out of the US these days.

Guys is this correct: "Es el consejo más dificil que dar"? Help me out spanish bros

just started watching Orphan Black
first ep was cray

howdy howdy my niggies

Ate a lot of lebanese food today and now my farts smell great. Like a 2nd meal

about to start playing the goldbox rpg games from ssi, starting with pool of radiance and moving up from there (using the goldbox companion of course)

finally something to eat up my time as a neet

Snifffffffff

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Wish I owned a bar like in sunny

Don't you just hate white people and Mexicans?

>>78854538
There are no Spanish speakers here

>>78854863
You Americans are here, same thing
But seriously, I've been studying Spanish for 8 years and I still can't speak it for the life of me

78854883
kek. brainlet.

>>78854892
Fuck off mate. Seriously though, I've never bothered studying it and I now realize that I'm fucked

>>78854911
Don't worry about it, nobody expects you to speak anything other than French anyway.

do blacks have souls?

>>78854925
Well I speak English. The thing is I'm actually in Uni studying languages ( English and Spanish)

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Even if I'm looking back
The past is still the past
Daydreamin'

>>78854953
no and neither do mexicans btw

>>78854883
>You Americans are here, same thing
imblying we know how to speak more than 1 language

>>78854953
no one has a soul
unless you think the mind is a synonym for the soul

>>78855005
>>78855021
Deep thoughts

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yy39bFQN30

>>78855006
You can speak Spanish, don't you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lJ-v-Ex58w

>>78854538
Difícil*
And what are you trying to say? It's the hardest advice to give?

England is shit

>>78855441
Yep, that's what I'm trying to say

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We are so fucked

>>78855499
I mean I think that's correct but I'm like you, I'm only a student of spanish

All I saw was the missing accent in difícil

>>78855300
no

>>78855776
Buh bye Houston

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im in tokyo now

>>78855776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue_eOP4x_fo

>>78856090
Who dis is? Who dis is?

>>78855819
Thanks lad, it's just so hard to translate some expressions

>>78856112
>hoping it was when the levee breaks
>nope something unremarkable

>>78854883
Bud, almost every American has taken a language for 4 years of their life and they wouldn't be able to translate "where is the bathroom" in another language even if you had a gun to their head.
Not even our Chicanos know genuine Spanish.

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>2017
>doesn't cutepost

Are you bullied, mentally retarded or both?

>b..but it's gay
So? Was life a competition of who's the least gay?

>b...but you get hooked on it!
No you don't, if you're not underage and know how to post with moderation.

>I..IT TAKES TIME!!
Who's forcing you to post 50 times a day, you fucking peat mallet?

>>78856131
You speak french don't you? It should translate much easier that way

>>78856204
Well it's the same thing in France most French people can't even speak English

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>>78856247

>>78856274
Sometimes it is quite easy to translate but you gotta be careful when translating from French to spanish, too many words look alike but don't mean the same thing

>>78856318
It can be the same from english to spanish, they're called false cognates if you haven't heard that term already

I just thought it'd be easier for you to learn spanish since you speak a romantic language already

>>78856347
I didn't know that term.
I guess it may be easier for me than for an English speaker but really English was much easier to learn than Spanish

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>>78856422
That's pretty odd, you'd think it should be the other way around

I don't seem to understand much of anything anymore in this world

>>78856551
I may think English is easier to learn since I mostly learned it thanks to the internet, by watching youtube videos or by lurking in English websites

>>78856610
That could certainly be why

That's quite impressive if that's really how you picked it up.

>>78856737
I learned some in school too, I think I started learning English in school a year prior to middle school

JUST

>>78853116
bigger nose than me and I'm black

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Told my manager about my mom and stepdad's horrible relationship while asking for more hours so I could move out. I said too much and now I'm worried things are gonna be awkward at work. Just fuck me up, senpai.

I am a breast cancer survivor

Buongiorno, /cum/!

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>Itali-cute comes in

*kicks the "Dane" in the nuts*

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*falls to the ground*

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Japan is fucking third world country
please destroy and occupied it.

>>78859968
Sorry I'm too fat and stupid

>>78859968

And risk damaging akihabata?

No

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Me n me cousins

>>78860334
Did you fuck them?

>>78860347
Every day

>>78859968
I knew someone who wanted to start a business in Japan to put proper insulation in buildings. I have no idea why he dropped it and will probably never ask.

can't stand the new cod game desu
world at war revival when?

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at least 50 new Jap cards today boys

>>78860814
I still play waw for the zawmbees modes

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Get me the left one

>>78861257
get me the right one

I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 wit extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda

>>78861641
>oohh trash can bitch

Anyone know how expensive medical care is in Canada for non-residents? My gran was over visiting relatives and has been taken to hospital - I don't know much more other than she'll be unlikely to fly home anytime soon for treatment in the UK.

She has travel insurance but it's pretty basic - is it going to cost American-style 200K or something?

>>78861864
>is it going to cost American-style 200K or something
Probably. better get your postcard sent off to nan whilst you can, mate.

classes were canceled in uni

time to shitpost

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>>78862289
Lucky

>>78855776
doesn't sound very fun

Any American chinks here? I keep trying to make a qq account but I get error after error, how the fuck do I do this? Mainly getting timeout error.

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>didn't think i'd be seeing you so soon western bros

didn't go to my first lab hehe

>>78862622
just not on

So have you guys gone back to Uni?

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>>78862895
About a month or so ago, I only got a 1 week vacation

What about you, French?

>>78862895
uni is for retards

Jesus Christ, it's so fucking hot here buds

>>78862995
I haven't, if I pass this year and thus get my degree I plan on going to Japan to learn Japanese in a school there. I need to get out of France for a bit
How is uni going for you though?

>>78863061
How hot is fucking hot ?

>>78863098

35C and humid as fuck

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This thread is for Canadians, Mexicans, and United Statesians only. Please leave.

>>78863185

I am a burger tho

One of its favorite posters

>>78863185
nah

>Statesians
kill yourself

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>>78863063
>How is uni going for you though?
Fine I guess, I'm in my first year but it's getting rough

Not a fan of the Japanese language but I hope you can succeed in it

>>78863185
I like McDonald's and Burger King, do I qualify?

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>Not a fan of the Japanese language

>>78863289
What are you studying mexibro?
Thanks lad hope I'll too

t. Amish

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>>78863341
Networking and a bit of programming

I'm in school right now, I should pay attention to the class

Sheeeeit it's only 7 am

No wonder /cum/ is dead

>>78863835
it's 10

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im back from work you guys

>>78863916

On irrelevant coasts maybe

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>>78863937
Should've gone to Uni

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/pol/ does us a valuable service by associating themselves with the entire site and thus keeping away normies.

ty pol!!!

>>78863967
so the one with twice as many people and the white house

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>>78853562
>going to parties
You desrve it, chad

>>78853562
You're a fucking retard. You can't have sex with a girl who's "hammered". She can be drunk (obviously you're both at a party) but she needs to be clearly able to give consent.

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>>78864178
>>78864237
>replying too 8 hour old posts

>>78864237
kill yourself

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>>78862606

>>78864287
>this much damage control
Chads on suicide watch

>>78853650
Do not say anything, do not answer any questions. Only let a lawyer talk.

>>78863937
nico....

ni...co...

*lay down*

*sighs deeply*

ni-*coughs*.i....

>>78864237
They get drunk because they want to have sex.

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I went to the new dunkin with the employees I trained at my store
one of the girls seemed pretty happy to see me and said she wished I worked there
felt pretty good desu

>>78864896
That just means you're easy to walk all over and she would rather have you as a boss so she can work less

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>>78864945
I made her do all the work when I was training her
I'd just be another crew member

>>78864869
They can have sex when they're sort of drunk and having a good time, not when they can't speak properly or they're falling over themselves.

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Like who the fuck are you? You're not even famous.

>>78864980
Are you trying to associate logic with women?

First day at my new job. So far so good.

>>78865192
>>>/r9k/
or >>>/communitycollege/ if you're the rapist guy

>>78865218
You've never been laid lmao

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>tfw just started college

>>78865265
>calls me a virgin after unironically responding with anime he has saved on his computer
hmmm

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>Minorities have never walked on the moon

>>78865338
sorry bud you tried

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WE GOT THE
HOTEL
MOTEL
HOLIDAY INN

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would you join the FBI or the CIA?

asking for a friend

>>78865795
The CIA because it is global and therefore more interesting.

>>78865795
Yes absolutely I love being a self aware goon for the most evil empire humanity has ever known.

>>78865832
my friend doesn't like this post

woke up with a nose bleed

>>78865924
just like one of my japanese cartoons

*farts*

*sniffs the fart*

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dad just got mad at me for wearing fred perry and having short hair. he even said the word "alt-right". kinda disappointed, that's not something you want to hear your dad say.

>>78866178
my dad gets mad at me for still living in his house and not getting a job and being a failure

>>78866178
your dads wife is a slut

>>78866178
my dad left when i was 1 :^|

>>78852929
Ginger

>using legacy captcha
ahhh yes the epitome of autism

>>78866425
>>78866425
>>78866425
>>78866425
>>78866425

>>78866178
Alt-right SCUM please KILL YOURSELF NAZI

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