/brit/

File: 1493726397829.png (326KB, 800x960px) Image search: [Google]

326KB, 800x960px

anime

File: Untitled.png (79KB, 1437x911px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 1437x911px

no.1 - gotta do it 4free

http://www.strawpoll.me/13809828
http://www.strawpoll.me/13809828
http://www.strawpoll.me/13809828

picture rorkes face when he realises that all our posts are ironic

screeching at the thought of this

shan't be posting in the gook edition

somebody could have TOLD ME season 12 IASIP is on netflix now

File: Photo-6.jpg (584KB, 849x565px) Image search: [Google]

584KB, 849x565px

We need to make a TV commercial for 4chan with a young racially diverse cast enjoying anonymous posting on the internet. We can finish on the slogan:

>4chan: Adults Just Don't Get It

what's a good term for a Trump supporter?

>>78840346
Racist prick

File: WisemannSuperJazzTrumpet.jpg (24KB, 607x252px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 607x252px

>>78840346
Trumpeters.

Business Idea: Dress up as a tsarist soldier and set fire to communists

File: 00201.jpg (91KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 1080x1080px

>>78840316

>>78840346
Retard.

File: 1496191239116.jpg (135KB, 800x491px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 800x491px

>>78840397

>>78840345
you in the middle?

>>78840345
>Adults just don't get it
>if you're not an adult, you get banned
Very meta.

>>78840346
Logician

>>78840330
source ?

>>78840346
status quo warrior

File: 1476479049898.png (801KB, 800x552px) Image search: [Google]

801KB, 800x552px

>ywn be this *aesthetic*

>>78840346
trump supporter

>>78840413
jon is so THICC

>>78840346
based magapede

File: 1500162470747.jpg (62KB, 700x531px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 700x531px

>>78840445
*ahem*

sometimes wish I were less attractive
girls only interested in me for my looks and guys don't like me because they feel Inferior

File: f.jpg (46KB, 822x552px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 822x552px

fucking love eggs. such amazing and tasty little things with so many uses.

Mummy's making me cocoa

Blue is the colour
Football is the game
We're all together
And winning is our aim

So cheer us on
Through the sun and rain
Because Chelsea, Chelsea is our name

might boot up the old minecraft

>>78840517
>uses
name a couple then

hate everyone

>>78840517
nonce

>>78840316
:)

>>78840515
bet you're a twat

>>78840554
can throw them at yank scum

>>78840242
how can people laugh with this? americans are just bad at comedy

>>78840515
FONTFONTFONTFONTFONTFONTFONTFONTFONTFONTFONTFONTFONTFONTFONT

dire thread

>>78840586
:(

>>78840554
All the uses within cookery probably number in the hundreds.

also good for throwing at politicians, leftists and yanks.

>>78840560
even me?

File: rus-czar-horse.jpg (78KB, 700x477px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 700x477px

>>78840510
Not even close

What's the current zeitgeist of the UK?

>>78840617
especially you

File: 1502103367568.jpg (84KB, 558x720px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 558x720px

Thoughts?

>>78840599
so I was thinking about moving to ireland my grandparents are from there and I have dual citizenship, which end of ireland is the one with all the violence again I forget

>>78840316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXqHzuT5hvc

>>78840633
apathy

File: kot.jpg (27KB, 500x667px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 500x667px

big kot

File: 1503932510054.gif (2MB, 425x481px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 425x481px

>>78840666
nice trips

>>78840633
i don't think it can fit any deeper

oh wait it can

>>78840633
don't know what that word means sorry

>>78840666
(funny0

File: Blancmange.jpg (17KB, 404x300px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 404x300px

*Turns all the English folk into Scotsmen*

>>78840687
yeah, been storing bottle caps for while

>>78840643

He literally lost inches in height as he lifted, freaky guy

Found our this girl my mates been interested in for a long time actually really likes me, asked her out jokingly and she said yes. I've got her number and she's texting me nonstop paragraphs.

Haven't told him yet, might not tell him because he'll be upset. Should just cum inside her then ghost her, then pretend it never happened.

File: einsatzgruppen-nazi-death-squads-ww2-german-brutal-002_thumb.jpg (170KB, 972x496px) Image search: [Google]

170KB, 972x496px

>>78840425

Fortunately nearly all of the executioners met bad ends

doing a wank to gay porn
no homo

>>78840643
I can't help but squirm if I picture my tender bollocks right under the left plates. Just imagine how the strength of >100Kgs of still could damage the weakest part of your body. There would be nothing left of your masculinity but a bloody pulp covered in the black man's sweat

>>78840748
fucking state of modern english morality

>>78840577
Bit rude
No need to hate my ugly troll-like friendo

File: 1447435650466.jpg (108KB, 400x505px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 400x505px

>>78840741
>tfw no gf to change my nappy and breastfeed me

>"I don't watch sports"

The mong admission

New bluewhisper has just been uploaded, she looks gorgeous

>>78840754
?
they were long dead by 1941

considering a tug

File: afdsgS.png (195KB, 500x330px) Image search: [Google]

195KB, 500x330px

>>78840741
>when girls want it

File: 217.jpg (97KB, 712x950px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 712x950px

>>78840316

>>78840813
shame georgie didn't meet his cousin's fate for sending 900,000 britons to a pointless death

>>78840515
vaguely know this feeling.
legitimate autist and the only time a girl has started a conversation with me was (apparently) because she was desperate for a shag and had misinterpreted my silence for being a cool emo type rather than a retard.

suffice to say after falling asleep in my flat to the sound of a lecture on british railway signalling in 1975 we've not spoken since.

>>78840779
Well you gotta look after yourself haven't you my man. Is it wrong to put yourself first before other people? Its like the most basic human instinct, to put yourself first.

>>78840819
That picture was of generic communists being dealt with.

Also i think two lived on but died bitter and poor, the west were purged or murdered

>>78840065
it's fate trying to fuck you over, don't let it

i swear my phone is listening to me.

have had a couple of casual conversations with mates and wanting a holiday somewhere and just now i've gone on facebook and its showing holiday deal adverts.

fucking spooky lads.

File: 1503237023712.jpg (99KB, 571x852px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 571x852px

>>78840818

>KONTA >K0NTA >KONTA >KONTA >KONTA
>KONTA >K0NTA >KONTA >KONTA >KONTA
>KONTA >K0NTA >KONTA >KONTA >KONTA
>KONTA >K0NTA >KONTA >KONTA >KONTA

>>78840316
I haven't watched since season 6 or 7. Is it shit now?

>>78840901
state

>Scotland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljCQeqFouVU

>>78840768
more

>>78840748
that plan probably wont end well, either give up on your friend (cowardly) or give up on the girl (noble)

>>78840866

War is war, what is injustice is that lenin died peacefully.
At least stalin died writhing on the floor choking for air

why yes I love watching tv shows especially breaking bad, game of thrones, big bang theory and rick and morty

>>78840962
lol did the bolsheviks take your tsarist grandad's farm

dont think I've ever used the circle line before

>>78840904
such a true illustration of nowadays society...
as a 16 year old boy who doesnt own a fidget spinner i really hate my generation...

>>78840896
forgot to note: other people outside my family have told me that i'm attractive and also did the inferring of intent on the girl because, as noted, i'm a spaz.

don't care about terrorist attacks
want the normoids to suffer

File: 1482172152920.png (58KB, 173x197px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 173x197px

>Keita
>Lemar
>VVD

>>78840962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPpXFnHoC-0

Best part about this film is the seething commies you see on social media

>>78840962
i thoguht lenin got the ice pick through the head

>>78840896
Don't know how women can be desperate, no matter how disgusting you are there's always some dude willing to park their knob inside.

File: 57845794756.jpg (189KB, 1600x1000px) Image search: [Google]

189KB, 1600x1000px

>>78840316

File: kot.jpg (58KB, 500x667px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 500x667px

>>78840947

>everything is about race and politics
mongs

getting drunk NOW

>>78840976
why yes, I (you) love larping as a brit in a British general

>>78841028
mi lecca

>>78841025
rare to see a good picture from you

>>78840915
why are her boobs blurry

>>78840949
I can make new friends easily, I'd rather have more women on my dick than more friends if I'm being honest

>>78841047
ayyyyy gabbabobacchi meonale ci
eyyy

>>78841047
>everything is about race
yes, this is true

File: 1498074852132.jpg (129KB, 1368x684px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 1368x684px

>>78840633

The genital herpes that I got five years ago despite only having slept with two women and none since is flaring up again.

At least you aren't me.

>>78841015
Thats Trotsky, it took half a minute for him to die though


>>78840984
The bolsheviks took everyone's everything, but no, i am not from eastern europe

File: 1489923853900.jpg (28KB, 540x599px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 540x599px

Don't want to go back to uni

File: 671.jpg (323KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]

323KB, 1024x1024px

>>78840316
helo

>>78841047
gabagool

>>78841025
who is this tranny?

File: “STOP”–sign Jack Black by theshinytyphlosion-d6qnzh4.jpg (16KB, 283x283px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 283x283px

>>78840652
Don't do it, not because "FOY" but because this country is not for any man, unless he can take being in an Euro-cucktry, can tolerate the socially liberal agenda and can take the shitty accents and generally poor standard of Ænglish with naught to do outside of D*blin and Cork.

>>78841062
I really am 1/16th British though.

>>78841018
i mean, i can understand in time terms. if you want a fuck as soon as possible, someone nearby is better than the 10,000 other people an hour away.

>>78841085
probably because it's shopped

posting on 4chan right fucking now

>>78841112
hello friend I'm back

just dropped in to say that judeo-leftist 'comedy' is not actual comedy and that real comedy can get you fired or banned off the internet entirely. At least you don't go to jail though

>>78841009
This is going to rustle so many jimmies

Had a nightmare that the back of my hands were covered in thick hair.

I don't know how Italians live with themselves.

>>78841145
Always get Mexicans and Italians mixed up

feel so fat

why would a business owner refuse to accept the old £1 coin after the 15 October if at that time it will still be acceptable to deposit it in their bank account?

this 'ceases to be legal tender' this is meaningless

>>78841164
>At least you don't go to jail though
maybe not in the us

>>78841118
sorry lad, have to be at least 1/8th to post here.

Gypos moved back into the local field

I fucking hate this shitty country

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategy_of_tension
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Gladio
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Years_of_Lead_(Italy)

doing a reading

>>78841170
I think it looks like a genuine good film desu.

Having studied the USSR I can't wait

>>78841102
Might as well kill yourself

>>78841181
Banks also will refuse them after a certain point

>>78841175
imagine that

>>78841181
cos its effort to separate them out

>>78841181
Same reason they don't accept Scottish notes: more hassle

I'm unironically good looking, tall and a good talker, my problem is that I'm a massive prick haha. always lie, can't seem to commit and always prefer my own company. sometimes wish I was an utterly average male who could find a nice girl to settle down with. I never have to pay for stuff though I always get the girl to so that's alright I suppose

File: b1a5ffb969eb5803c938cf01c19c4de2--interwar-period-russian-literature.jpg (21KB, 236x314px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 236x314px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLNnv6FKWHM

Tune

File: Real Girl.jpg (77KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 600x600px

>>78840633
promotion of gender-fluidity and transgenderism.

Girl gone out
Time to have a massive wank

>>78841247
they do accept scottish notes though

>>78841249
just b sum1 else

>>78841009
kino confirmed

just bee yourself

>>78841093
>>78841113
FUCKING RACIST CONSIDER YOURSELVES KEKED WHITE BOIS

File: 1502992038422.jpg (57KB, 1040x585px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 1040x585px

bunnies

Never had a problem getting girls and I'm a 27 year old who lives with his mum and has a minimum wage job
Sucks to be ugly I gueas

File: 0112.jpg (82KB, 736x1106px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 736x1106px

>>78841074
emma watson is good
>>78841145
oh
i thought you Hated me

wishing my willy was bigger again

fucking cunt fuckface next door is talking at 150dB on the phone again. I'd love to go smash his head in

racism is only bad if you're subhuman

how often do you shower

>>78841405
2-3 times a day

>>78841299
I try to

takes about a month until it all unravels

>>78841380
Same. I'm too tall and built so my penis looks very small in comparison, even though it is average sized.

Started memeing the "2017 year of the gf" meme last year and got a date before the New Year.
Meme magic is real.
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Imagine unironically calling yourself a communist and praising stalin

>>78841405
3 times a week

>>78841405
1ce a day

>>78841405
3 times a day

>>78841405
once a month

>>78841405
After every meal

>>78841405
every day first thing in the morning

>>78841405
I just lick myself every now and then

>>78841437
its like calling yourself a nazi and praising hitler

grew up on a council estate and charmed my way into getting a literal millionaire gf

dumped her but at least I did it lads

>>78841405
every time i floss

File: feb0ca151404ac385f1b16dd876824e2.jpg (55KB, 270x361px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 270x361px

>ywn kill wolves with your bare hands
>ywn lead a mongol horde in the 1920s
>ywn get blessed by the dail lama as a god
>ywn put fucking naval guns on trains
>ywn skin communists alive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QGMjsp8MBU

>>78841405
every time I get a (You)

>>78841437
Not even literal communists residing in the USSR after Stalin's death praised that megalomaniac

File: 021.jpg (45KB, 475x634px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 475x634px

>>78841340

>>78841405
14 times a fort night

Google app on my phone alerts me to news but for some reason the only fucking news I get is when something bad happens to drumpf pretty sick of it

>>78841516
haha chunky kitties

>>78841405
i have a bath every time my mum calls me smelly

>>78841405
i shaved my head so i don't really have to

File: lanky goggle-eyed freak.jpg (48KB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 960x540px

>>78841426
The Smerch Effect

>>78841405
don't ever come into close contact with anyone so i dont need to

>>78841405
after every poo or wank

>>78841405
here's another (You)

>>78841405
got alopecia so dont really need to

>>78841405
3 or 4 times a day

>>78841626
Just stick your butt in the sink and run some warm water and soap over it.
That's what I do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxVOIj7mvWI
shiiiiiiieeeeeeeeittttt

Hate LARPing twats

Love LARPing

Simple as

>>78841405
constantly

>>78841405
im black so i dont really need to

have a 7x5.5 inch willy but it always looks tiny on photos

how to take a good willy photo lads

>>78841395

Is he a nigger

>>78841405
im albino so i don't really need to

>>78841679
pics

>>78841405
every time i remember how much of a dirty being i am but these stains are not stains that can wash out

>>78841679
pics

people refer to commieblocks as 'Stalinist' even though they only began building commieblocks in Russia during the Khrushchev years

>>78841405
once in my life

haven't stopped since

>>78841405
i want to reply to this post because it's cool

>>78841719
yeh?

>>78841703
https://youtu.be/sC75aU47GRk

>>78841664
Fuck me that's weird, some of the words they sound yankish but some words legit sound west country

Big up the Somerset mafia

>>78841664
none of them sounds remotely west country. they sound australian if anything.

>>78841719
Stalinist is synonimous with shit though

how often do you shower

>>78841719
don't think I've ever done this

>>78841437
Stalin was good and Russians agree.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/06/26/for-russians-stalin-is-the-most-outstanding-figure-in-world-history-putin-is-next/

>>78841767
every time my aussie master hoses me down for being a dirty yank

Is he right lads?

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1503889591356.webm

i've never seen a paper from a chinese university that i could use in my research. they fake their results

Not showered in 3 days, willy is going to start smelling soon

>>78841792
that would feel so gay

>>78841774
For me it's the mcgriddle

>>78841792
imagine being pumped about getting a 3way and you get stuck with that. would feel like shit

>Beautiful Stranger didn't appear on any of Madonna's studio albums
>it was recorded specifically for an Austin Powers film
wtf

>>78841792
not gona look at a webm of two fat guys cocks as im not bent.

>>78841803
Maybe they just do them in Chinese haha

File: S.N.B.G. ....png (15KB, 766x326px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 766x326px

>>78841774
>Washington Compost

>>78841803
My university got ranked the highest in cheating because we have the most chinese students. In their culture they're not taught to reference any sources and will just copy/paste large sections of text because this is allowed in communism.

>>78841792
wish i was her

aig

gattore

how often do you wank

>>78841839
in the 90s and early 00s it was customary for big films to have a hit song to go with them

looking forward to when we routinely grow meat in labs. not a fan of industrial farming.

>>78841882
7 times a day. is that too much?

>>78841882
2-3 times a day

>>78841882
1-2 a day some times skip a day

I’m 22-years-old and still a virgin. I’ve never even kissed a girl. I’ve been through college, for two and a half years, more than that actually, and I’m still a virgin. It has been very torturous.

College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex and fun and pleasure. But in those years I’ve had to rot in loneliness. It’s not fair. You girls have never been attracted to me. I don’t know why you girls aren’t attracted to me. But I will punish you all for it. It’s an injustice, a crime because I don’t know what you don’t see in me. I’m the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman.

I will punish all of you for it. On the day of retribution, I am going to enter the hottest sorority house of UCSB and I will slaughter every single spoiled, stuck-up blond slut I see inside there. All those girls that I’ve desired so much. They would have all rejected me and looked down upon me as an inferior man if I ever made a sexual advance towards them. While they throw themselves at these obnoxious brutes.

I’ll take great pleasure in slaughtering all of you. You will finally see that I am in truth, the superior one. The true alpha male. Yes. After I’ve annihilated every single girl in the sorority house, I’ll take to the streets of Isla Vista and slay every single person I see there. All those popular kids who live such lives of hedonistic pleasure while I’ve had to rot in loneliness for all these years, they’ve all looked down upon me every time I’ve tried to go out and join them. All treated me like a mouse.

>>78841839
good track going to listen to it

>>78841405
unironically like once every 8-10 months

>>78841882
probably 5 times a week on average

>>78841882
unironically like once every 8-10 months

>>78841887
someBODY

>>78841882
once every few days

>>78841925
probably her best song desu either that or ray of light

>>78841882
unironically like once every 8-10 years

File: 4661.jpg (168KB, 1229x768px) Image search: [Google]

168KB, 1229x768px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO2n_Y4P-TA

what's the most useless profession?

actually going to have a shower now hahah

>>78841993
footballers

>>78841993
profession or job?

Skipped that long piece of shite once I saw his number of years in this life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN_VBc98dzg
Enjoyed this movie, was surprised to see this scene

>>78841946
dont believe this for a second

>>78842005
pics

File: 00014.png (647KB, 517x700px) Image search: [Google]

647KB, 517x700px

>>78842005
video tape it.

>>78841882
perpetually

>>78841957
listen to iron maiden baby

>>78842024
you're right to trust your instincts, I wank daily at least

>>78841882

4 so far today

>>78841882
2/3 times a day minimum

*enters thread with a katana*

anyone wanna buy this machete lads?

>>78841993
all sports players

>>78842066
tenner for the broadsword

File: WAT.jpg (34KB, 616x616px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 616x616px

>this amount of masturbation

Sup boys..?
So, what'd you guys wanna do today?
Dude, you wanna crash the mall?!
Niiiiiiice
OKAY!!

happened to stumble across raceplay blogs on tumblr lads, Asians are mentally ill I'm sure of it. some lad dumped his gf so he could be a prostitute for white men whilst dressing as a maid

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING AHHHHHHH

NORTH KOREA IS NUKING JAPAN

ITS HAPPENING

File: 1503246826684.png (910KB, 1076x1062px) Image search: [Google]

910KB, 1076x1062px

>>78842031
>>78842030
>>78842024
>>78842024
triple reddit (you) dont @ me for 15 minutes

>>78841882
depends, sometimes once every few days, sometimes several a day just depends how i feel

>>78842066
I'll give you 15 quid and a half a twenny deck of bensons take it or leave it

murrica where you work for ideals instead of ideals working for you A nation full of sub human beta male carrying around wealthy parasite on there ass who can seem too get enough blood while they pleadge alliegence to A peice of fabric an claim to live in the land of the free enjoy you'r jail sentence an see if any of you'r brain dead sport icon give one ounce of A fuck about you getting raped in A dungeon.

>>78842143
cool
down with the crypto fash japanese

i said i'll taste it, i'll give it a whirl, and now i am a cereal girl

>>78842126
would rather go to the punk rock show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYLqvfckh-U

>>78841864
i literally just don't even give a paper written by someone from a chinese university a second glance. if they're in america and are chinese i'll give them a chance like anyone else

Gf is hanging out with her gay black friend tonight so it looks like I'll be spending some time with you lads haha

>>78842255
>gay
nah, he said he was bi

had 3 poached eggs today

>>78842222
cum

>>78841679
take a photo of the back of your cock with your balls in view and your legs spread, its the most appealing viewpoint

>very nearly nodded off several times on my 20 minute commute home from work earlier potentially killing myself and others had I actually done so
>jump forward to nearly half 10 at night and I'm not even remotely tired and probably won't get a wink of sleep tonight

FUCK THIS SHIT

>>78842255
alri boogie

>>78842373
try turning off your computer, retard

ah yes the catalog

File: 1502473110113.jpg (92KB, 639x670px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 639x670px

>>78842373

File: Ahhhhh!!!!.png (740KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

740KB, 1024x768px

wait WAIT WAIT IT'S REAL OH MY GOD
H https://www.cnbc.com/2017/08/28/japanese-government-warns-north-korea-missile-headed-toward-northern-japan-report-says.html
SOMEONE SAVE THE ANIME

>>78842392
buy me x

>>78842416
fake virus

makign fsih chip and pes

File: 1b3.jpg (35KB, 500x464px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 500x464px

>>78842016

>>78842425
why

File: .jpg (66KB, 822x544px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 822x544px

cagers btfo

File: 1500248731014.jpg (66KB, 480x602px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 480x602px

>>78842486

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WORLD WAR 3 IS ABOUT TO START
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/902278962168053760

fesh n cheps

>>78842387
yeah cause I'm sure that will instantly do the triZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>>78842518
norks wut r u doin
stop it norks

have only ever seen fidget spinners when pakis are selling them on southampton high street and at no other point

>>78842518
Ah yes great source

Annoyed they changed pound

janny please dont delete my thread
>>78840255
>>78840255
>>78840255

are jan

File: 1497732937107.png (4KB, 205x246px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 205x246px

>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WORLD WAR 3 IS ABOUT TO START

hmm, 2 in a row

Is this the part where America nukes North Korea into the stone age?

>>78842611
Accidentally paid with a euro in tescos the other day. Cashier got well confused when trying to refund an item and I got my soreen for free

>>78841864
Chinese guy in my masters course did this

File: 1503799016046.png (897KB, 1285x765px) Image search: [Google]

897KB, 1285x765px

>>78842373

>>78840770
SPLENDID post