/brit/

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>britain is a developed count-

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anime

got a comfortably big knob

not going to win any awards but an average size queen wouldn't turn up her nose at it

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>>78835662
even rosy scrubs up better me thinks

>>78835662
want to come in her birthing chamber

need a bf

imagine being 24 and being a friendless, hobbyless loser virgin in a dead end job who can't even talk to women

haha y-yeah just imagine

>>78835740
so true
with economies of scale state provision could be even more efficient in large countries aha

>>78835760
>>78835760
unironically going to going there for my year abroad but I'm not one of these mongs who wanks over china

HOWLING

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4829362/Bleary-eyed-drinkers-roll-bars-Birmingham.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4829362/Bleary-eyed-drinkers-roll-bars-Birmingham.html

>>78835769
imagine moving somewhere cold and having 2-3 big dogs

should i do that?

Continue kpop slag posting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zos3JQkasQ

utterly baffling.

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loving the new 'we pretend china and india are great places to live' gimmick, real top notch
here's a chart for you

>>78835795
you part of the advchina nation?

>>78835801
loooooooooooool
comedy how people treat this as a respectable news outlet when they write shit like this

>>78835845
super quick reply

>>78835746

just no lad

>>78835662
>he pays to use 4chan
Grim. Bet you've applied to be a janny too

i thought china was cool for a bit after i watched kung fu panda but the positive notions faded over time

>>78835740
so what you're saying is we need to balkanize the US?

>>78835830
who's shilling for india? glad to see you have nothing to diss china though

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>>78835822
>>78835816

>>78835832
nah

>>78835830
erm sweetie who cares about that just look at the GDP ;)

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disregard those korean plastic whores

i need a nice thicc mediterranean gf

>>78835830

based Kerala

>>78835748
Want her to come into my gas chamber

never got the point of slag posting, especailly where the girls are mostly dressed.

>>78835801
Why does Birmingham have london taxis

>>78835769
Can't imagine being a 23 year old one either haha .

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>>78835833
>comedy how people treat this as a respectable news outlet
er...

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>be irish
>be non-white

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>>78835877
good post

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business idea: dress up the social democratic policies like which neoliberals always call a "middle class subsidy" as being an upper middle class subsidy, thus baiting stupid poor people into voting for the country i want to live in.

>>78835890
gets you in the mood for a nice wank

>>78835877
get embarrassed just looking at this
think I would run away if I got a lap dance in real life

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>gypsies

>in the UK

>get paid £50,000 and given a week to move
>still don't do it
>never punished

>in China

>bulldozers are on the site within the hour, move or we'll bulldoze your caravans

>>78835740
>socialist
nah
the USSR however was very diverse and a truly excellent socialist state.
death to america

>>78835896
???

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babestation daytime

evelyn bum

I am a frail stick

>>78835866
if only i had a korean 10bit panel i would be able to see the difference between the natural and joy units

>>78835859
this lad >>78835358
>>78835487 albeit he didn't put a lot of effort in
and everything about china was said last thread, unless you think your silly gdp charts mean anything

>>78835881
respectable post

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>>78835801
>the last Bank Holiday weekend before Christmas
:(

another 4 months of ceaseless indenture awaits.

>>78835908
please dont post reaction gifs like this; it is digital blackface

>>78835934
wasnt a hard fucking question was it mate

>>78835941
>your silly gdp charts
so what about the infrastructure spending? the future superpower status?

>>78835921
The virgin post

thesis: The Devil and God are Raging Inside Me is not a very good album

ended up having a ciggy and a wank aha what am I like

was a decent Asian deepthroat compliation though

>>78835910
they all look bent except the english fella

love really rough porn
borderline stuff

Crazy how the Commie student crowd all spam their shit at the exact same time without the slightest attempt at subtlety. Really jogs your noggin

>>78835877
>i need a nice thicc mediterranean gf
me too la, currently wallowing with gangly central-euro gf

>>78835969
what do you mean by london taxis?

my work contract is only a year long.
they said they're going to renew it though. might not renew it just to rejoin the based neet life for a month or two before i pick up a next job.

crazy how i don't have a bf

>>78835769
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=An2a1_Do_fc

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quite liking this lads

>>78835913
>pedlars

https://twitter.com/DividendsMGR/status/901805509950541825
love capitalism
hate the elderly
simple as

>>78835925
>>gypsies
>>in the UK
>>get paid £50,000
wait what

>>78835970
woah china has rail lines that's incredible
>future superpower status?
talk to me when that's more than a speculation

Based Pomade Man is back and he's picked up a fucking Zambian accent. Fucking creasing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOC09dMi32E

>>78836007
we mostly stay quiet about politics until someone starts reeing about rorke shite. Then we team up and btfo all the brainlets

ever have an ongoing correspondence with someone and over time realise that they aren't very intelligent? seems to happen a lot with women for me

couldn't fathom being one of those lookism/sluthate aspies

imagine walking around all day thinking about your jaw placement and trying to work out whether that girl really was looking at you and crying for 3 weeks because you accidentally tilted your head down a bit when you walked past someone

they should all be put against the wall

>>78835979
I really liked the first song

>>78836026
crazy how i have a bf and im not even gay in the slightest :/
awkward situation im in here dunno how to get out of it

>>78836035
You should hide the stubs of hidden posts as well for a cleaner browsing experience.

>>78836042
>just speculation
t. Cory Shekelburgerwitz

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>we mostly stay quiet about politics until someone starts reeing about rorke shite. Then we team up and btfo all the brainlets

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Having a go at doing a listen.

>>78836049
the mythical Liverpool poster in the flesh

>>78836037
why the fuck did they just leave them there

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>>78835822

>>78836086
>straight to an ad hominem
i see you've been bested by a leftist before and are scared to make a real argument for fear of embarassment

>>78836074
how'd that come about then haha

>>78836105
They siphon money that could be used for something better without doing anything of worth.

>>78836079
I like to see them getting blocked since I already know what it is

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>>78835801

quintessentially British

>>78836014

Londonistani thinks that black cabs don't exist outside London

stop posting webms im trying to read on an iphone here

*trump voice*
chynah

>>78836158
phoneposting twat

>>78836037
at least if they pee themselves it won't make a mess haha

the glorious nation of mao marches on
big up to all the maodem

got a few mates at notting hill, looks like a proper laugh for blacks. Not really my cup of tea though

*trump sound*
*deep sniffing sound*

>>78836173
only because my computer's shagged at the minute

like my dad always used to say, if it doesn't fit in your mouth - it probably won't fit in your bum

>>78836158
>iphone
get a load of this bender

business idea: evade the reactionary's wordfilters by alluding to the middle kingdom and its glory without using the c word

>>78836203
your daddy gave you good advice

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>tfw racist socialist

love vapour wave

>>78836203
my poos don't fit in my mouth

almost hometime
earned 230 pounds today

the Democrats are the real racists

>>78836238
alri hitler

ronald J hitler is not my precedent

ngl i do appreciate china but this sperg constantly going on about it is doing my fucking nut in

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>>78836238

HATE when the doggo barks incessantly
LOVE when he howls because an ambulance is passing by
beautiful sound desu senpai

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POST WHAT YOU'RE LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz8aKovGvGU

/brit/ has a racism problem

>>78836215
don't get me wrong, i hope every apple executive goes home one day to find his wife and children murdered, i just can't be fucked to learn to use anything else

>>78836192

>Notting Hill Carnival revellers run in panic after 'acidic liquid' thrown over crowd

ah yes

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>>78835866
chengxiao pls

Wake up, respect China, buy Dolmio

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>arguing with a leftist
literally no point, they are mentally ill

>>78836292
>howls cos n amublans gopast
very cute desu

>>78836314
oh for fucks sake
londoners just cant keep it together for one day can they

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>>78836299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFybbbSSzyI

>>78836300
you fucking PAKI

*smashes you over the head with a pint glass*

ahh fuck SAKE my hands bleeding

>>78836158
>not using a Xiomi

Lmao

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this is how normal girls your age spend their summer

and you?

DID YOU KNOW CIGARETTE LIGHTERS WERE INVENTED BEFORE MATCHES!?

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Thoughts on buying a Bad Dragon mug?

i mean
nobody will have the nerve to call me out on it, right? cause that would mean admitting that they knew about it as well

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>>78835880
>In terms of individual parties, the state has a strong leanings towards socialism and thus Communist parties have made strong inroads in Kerala. The Malabar region, particularly Kannur and Palakkad, are considered the heartland of the Communist parties. The Kollam and Alapuzha districts, where trade unions have a strong presence, are generally inclined to Left parties, though several times the UDF has won. The CPI(M) led LDF did a clean sweep of 11-0 over UDF and NDA in Kollam district during 2016 Local body election.[7] The largest Communist party is the CPIM and the second largest is the CPI.

>>78836325
lack of empathy is a common symptom of mental illness

>>78836292
would roundhouse kick every tooth out of its pathetic snout if the little runt so much as whined in my vicinity

>>78836330
>keep it together for one day
mate. notting hill literally always has some sort of stabbign or fighting every year.

VERY intense wank sesh, sweating buckets

>>78836350
>5/10 girls acting retarded on a cheap boat
ahhh yes very impressive

>>78836358
knowing about it isn't the same as using it

>>78836362

>India's best state
>Communist

Rorke btfo

haven't had a decent wank since I was about 15

>>78836314
LITERALLY did not happen you fucking idiot

I want to move to the UK. How hard is this?

>>78836350
Not pictured: the fat arab sheikh or Dan Bilzerian paying them all to be there, literally the only reason they are there

sister gave me a snes, any game recommendations?

>>78836049
screaming, remember this lad

>>78836363
so is inviting hordes of violent foreign invaders into your country

>>78836402
Kandai ssiz Jigit

>>78836350
Is this a wine commercial?

>>78836425
post pics of her knickers here

girl coming over for Game of Thrones and chill at this very moment

>>78836299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp2EO0dtmK8

>>78836350
I literally do not want to hear a single word out of their mouthes. It can only be garbage.

>>78836417
it would be extremely painful

>>78836417
don't bother it's shit

>>78836358
pretty funny gift idea imo

Just finished watching War for the Planet of the Apes at Vue is Manchester

Row D, small screen, just 11 rows

Least favourite of the trilogy, don't get why their base had giant explosive cannisters and how Ceaser walked so far with a mortal wound


Ending was just a mess

>>78835737
Going home in one of these

>>78836358
knowing about it is not even remotely the same thing

>>78836430
Don't remember inviting any white supremacists into the country

>>78836417
Why would you want to do that?

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>>78836320
i think this is the right webm

>>78836458
>Going home in one of these
ah yes, rochdale

>>78836386
wonder how many girls have rubbed their sweaty front crack on this hot and sunny day

Aussies sister gave me a blowie

anyone else?

>>78836445
finger in the bum

>>78836476
fucking hell

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>>78836320
no whoops wrong one

>>78836325
>but race doesn't exist

the same people saying this are not the same ones saying that whites are oppressors or that they love racial diversity

disastrous strawman

>>78836458

Caesar should've died in the last one, and Koba did nothing wrong

>>78836438
shes a fat weeaboo, you wouldn't find her hot

>>78836358
its a pretty sleek mug if you're not aware of the brand, but that might trigger some unfortunate google searches.

>>78836468
because you're not from this country ahmed

>>78836476
wouldn't mind fingering her, but she's plastic so...

>>78836508
wrong

>>78836481
All trains in and out of Manchester Victoria look like this except that one new one Northern have

>>78836320
ill just link you to the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMxnZ0db8dc

>>78836476

Janny won't like this

>>78836425
Chrono Trigger

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>>78836476
m-milady, your um... your uhh y-your sho-...uuuhhhhhh

>>78836476
don't understand why showing her crotch is rude, she's showing her legs and arms too, why isn't that rude?

>>78836363
psychopaths are quite calculated individuals
neolibs are just cranially deficient

>>78836425
super star wars
lemmings
metroid

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>>78836341
>>78836446

>>78836542
hes surely on his way

>>78836358
if anyone asks just say you're sponsored by them

>>78836537
Why didn't you watch it in rochdale

>>78836522
Was born in Cardiff mate just like my parents were

>arguing with anyone but a centrist

>>78836508
>Koba did nothing wrong
Agreed
At least Ceaser seemed to show more sympathy towards him in this one

At least now Ceaser is dead we can have a time skip

>>78836537
nvm just saw a Transpenine

>>78836476
The sharia police are now following me

>>78836502
all retarded flavours of leftism are mental illness

>>78835866
>>78836476
>17
literally cp

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Okay ive got a new plan
buy a Bad Dragon mug and if anyone calls me out on it say that it was a gag gift from a friend

that oughta do it

>>78836594
im sorry to hear that

Stats

Age: 24
Degree: No
Born: Carlisle
Made: Royal Navy

>>78836537
>>78836600
>just saw a Transpenine
was going to say

>>78836062
had a serious drug problem in highschool and i was fucked up all the time and people thought i was a retard :\

>>78836454
y-you're a big guy...

>>78836591
It's not showing in Rochdale anymore

Vue tickets in Manchester are 5 quid
Ocean in Rochdale charge like 10 quid

>>78836620
Ah yes the commonly understood reference of dragon dildos. mates definitely know and get those referenes.

>>78836483
if you're referring to my sister, she has mouth herpes so the joke's on you

>>78836594
>welsh
>leftypol mong
absolute state of you

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>>78835999
>>78835999
>>78835999
sick of this totalitarian shithole tbhwy lads

>>78836637
surely the Manchester screening would've equalled the £10 screening bow that you bought train tickets

>>78836620
They won't say anything, just think it and then never speak to you at all

brum man here,
curious is there any black country people in /brit/?

i'm so curious about that weird region

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>>78836644
excuse moi?

Might stop pulling pints, and start pushing myself

>>78836635
UU
UU

>>78836649
nothing to hide nothing to fear, only the guilty blush

>>78836325
*Pats you on the head*
Yes rorke, well done very good strawman

>>78836643
if they dont get it then they wont call me out on it you silly twat

>>78836649
Well, they're not exactly wrong. It would be the UK because you people have no concept of data protection or privacy.

any maisie man in

notting hill was full of the most braindead normies on the planet

>>78836707
oops, leftycuck is using words he doesn't understand again

>>78836686
>Might stop pulling pints, and start pushing myself

>gets killed in a pointless war and has a bunch of old people stand quietly for a minute for you.
>>78836708
no i meant - so lets say your boss gets it and says 'whats the dela with that mug?'
you say 'aha a friend bought it for me as a joke'

he'll think - what sort of friends do you have that make esoteric dildo gags.

*stops pulling pints and starts pushing myself*
*Joins the navy*

>>78836744
>he'll think - what sort of friends do you have that make esoteric dildo gags.
no he won't
be quiet

>>78836711
no i hate her now because she killed cia

hmm
might secretly add a Bad Dragon mug to the office shared kitchen space (not joking)

might be funny

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41073689

the goyim are waking up!!

While watching the film, I felt like the protagonist of Persona 5

I want to find an cinema in Manchester that shows indy flicks and spend my time reading books on the train and stuff

Maybe even make some friends and interact with them too

>>78836666
Yeah, well, I didn't have a choice since it's not playing here

Train tickets are actually just under 5 quid

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the fucking state

>>78836777
we have the Prince Charles Cinema in Soho which is exactly like that tbqh

>>78836685
you're excused, now run along to reddit and find something funny there and post it here for me to laugh at

>>78836750
good use of white women

>tfw want to make friends
>tfw know there are a few /brit/-posters in my town
>tfw too scared to ask them out

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7ZK7OkfeXA

>>78836777
yeah good luck with that you homo

*applies oil to bmx sproket*
*tightens bolt on Lynx Mark-8 helicopter with allen key*

>>78836750
>>78836750
dp must feel really good if youre a woman desu

>>78836437
>commercial
FOY

>>78836814
just make normie friends you fucking melt

>>78836777
"HOME" in Manchester (formally Cornerhouse), near the Bridgewater Hall

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>>78836782

>>78836750
>muh beautiful dark skin tone
you literally can't tell where the sofa ends and where the man begins

>>78836835
how does one 'make friends'

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the gf

>>78836841
didn't that shut?

One other thing I couldn't stop thinking about during the film was how everything fit through a racial lens

Apes are blacks
Humans are whites
The white traitor gorilla is mixed race
White girl is a race traitor
The traitor apes are house niggers

>>78836782
>White people problems

>>78836750
her album isn't bad desu

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sister got a bf before I got a gf
she's 3 years younger than me
can hear them laughing playing mario kart downstairs

>>78836649
i'm not sure the uk government has the infrastructure to do that. china can do it because china controls nearly every site their citizens use, while the UK's citizens use mostly foreign, mostly corporate-controlled services.

>>78836882
me cropped out

>>78836878
It moved and rebranded, only been there once

feel like poleaboo has gained a lot of confidence from his adventure

>>78836895
ugly cunt x

playing mario kart with the gf, love her :)

>>78836895
he's going to spaff in your sisters fanny before you get a gf

>>78836882
body of an unrisen loaf of bread

>>78836882
my ballsack under her left foot

>>78836904
oh right

http://img07.pornoslon.me/13259617.jpg

starting to question whether girls are attractive

>>78836799
>>78836841
Cool, are they sparsely populated?
Don't want to find they're just as packed as mainstream cinemas or else I may as well just stick to seeing blockbusters a month after release

Will also need to see how far from train station they are since I don't want to tram or bus

my little brother is literally the virgin from the virgin walk memes

Any university challenge man in

having my bollocks cremated on the morrow

In love with a close female friend but there's no point doing anything about it because I know she doesn't feel the same way

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absolute state

been thinking about how the media is brainwashing people particularly the youth and how I'm really angry

>>78836841

gonna start going there and beat up any p*ki tr*nnies i see lads

>>78836951
just go and find out for yourself lass

>>78836939
http://hotpicof.com/pics/3604/hot-girls-with-braces-porn.jpg
They are.

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>>78836927
*tries not to laugh*

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>>78836939

>>78836970
DROPPED ME BREW IN T'SEA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9EGSP-DZAg

>>78836895
are you imagining him hammering your sister's fanny?

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>>78836939

>>78836968
find out, ask her out on a date.

if she's clearly not up for it in a romantic manner (mgiht be worth just saying 'i think i like you')

move on because there 3.5bn women on this earth and not one of them is particularly special

>>78836970
Of what?

>>78836913
I felt confident because I felt like the protagonist of the video game I'm playing

I literally followed his footsteps, he also got expelled due to a wrongful criminal conviction

I want to live Persona 5 for real and feel it's possible

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>>78837024
only John Smith I'm interested in listening to

>>78836939
most of them are not attractive

>>78837031
>gif
fuck off

GoT broke /tv/

>>78837036
I don't want to ruin the friendship.

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>>78837081

>>78836984
Not with my anxiety

>>78836982
Or we could be friends?

I'm so short and frail. I honestly feel more like I'm 14. State of me

tell me one racist thing drumpfs has done as president

>>78837067
>wrongful criminal conviction
what do did was a crime though amer no two ways about it

>>78837031
my body in ~4 months ngl

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Yanks on university challenge

>>78837090
good

>>78836939
>>78836988
do you expect me to click this shit?

>>78837135
yes

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THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
I'M IN CHARGE HERE

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>it ain't me starts playing

>>78837091
ahh yes the virgin worry.

i bet you're only friends with her to be near her too. i think friendships can survive this sort of shit.

girls aren't dumb, they know when you're attracted to them.

GoT is so shit
can't watch it at all

>>78837091
The friendship was already ruined the moment your willy decided she'd look good on him.

>>78837143
never understood this gimmick

*pledges allegiance to the United States of America*
*eats hormone-saturated beef*
*washes it down with some hormone-saturated milk*
*moves onto my fried, chlorinated chicken*
*pairs it with some bleached aigs*
*washes it down with an aspartame riddled Diet Coke*

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>>78837137

Bunch of people on the train coming home from Creamfields

So posh

>>78837105
Estrogen and Cypro make me look underaged due to the reduced muscle mass (plus no facial hair from laser)

Need to buy more E quick

>>78837106
being white

>>78837157
>girls aren't dumb, they know when you're attracted to them.
usually

>>78836961
help him out lad
it's your duty as an older brother

business idea: starving myself instead of trying to sort out a diet

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>>78837165
have a look at this picture

I've genuinely never gotten on well with anyone in my entire life

>>78837108
But I did get screwed by those in power

Also, I didn't do anything worthy of arrest

>>78837165
its a song that gets played at the beginning of most vietnam war films

>>78836895
if i had a younger sister i don't think i could live with myself

luckily both my sisters are much older than me and fat leftist lunatics

>>78837165
'it ain't me' is the first line of the chorus to fortunate son by ccr, a very common song in vietnam films
the joke is that the song isnt actually called 'it aint me', much in the same way people erroneously call baba o'riley teenage wasteland
if that doesn't amuse you then I wouldnt be surprised because it's never been particularly funny

can someone recap this whole poley arrest and conviction thing

i was around when it happened but i wasnt paying attention

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>it makes a new trip
>I filter it

giggling
all those posts lost, like tears in rain

>>78837194
so she's not even going to be shocked if you admit it.

if you just make some sort of mvoe (non-awkwardly) like asking her out on a date or confessing your feelings - she'll give you her assessment.

if its a negatory, you still be friends with her (assure of her of that) and make an effort to try to get other girls.

Never get hung up over a girl who doesn't like you? Its literally the virgin mentality to like someone who doesn't like you.

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>>78837143
>it ain't sheev starts playing

mate wants to smoke some "moon rocks", sounds interesting

>>78837260
>>78837260
>>78837260

new

>>78837138
how's the writing this season? any better?

>>78837229
Just finished watching a film at the cinema with 2 of mine

They're getting the bus home though

>>78837199
Business idea: being too lazy to prepare food of any kind so that my calorie intake sorts itself out because I survive on two toasts and some chili with rice a day.

>>78837196
i cant

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>>78837265

>>78837247
Uni, police and Polish scum united to fuck me over

But I'll reveal their distorted hearts

>>78837326
elaborate

>>78837353
Read blog?

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