our guy edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFGHQjHt470
Fuck this general
we pickle rick
tired of hitting myself hard as fuck in the glasses with my headphones. i'm going to break them someday and i already feel like they're crooked. it's happened more times than i'd admit
>>78810143
Take up reading
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzuZuQdCQG4
does britain have boats?
facebook does not notify people who download photos.
anyone remember richard hillman here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRYK3wKYS1w
I love benzodiazepines, they work great unlike those shitty SSRI
""""" drugs"""'"
>theon
>our guy
HAAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA GREAT JOKE THOMAS HAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHA
can't imagine being so much of a brainlet you don't know how to screenshot and crop a picture you want off facebook
>>78810286
NO NO NO
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
>>78810300
D A M A G E C O N T R O L
E
N
I
A
L
my pet yank's belly is rumbling
anime
nailed the paki mosquito
got too interested in my laptop screen and I quelled him on the keyboard (next to the question mark key if you're interested)
my mum says when I were a little one I once sat in the same room as the Chelsea football team in Heathrow airport and I drove my toy Ferrari at them and it hit one of their feet
>>78810346
have it put down
>>78810322
he is talking about the Brits in /brit/ la and a cockless cuck is well suited for them. technically, we are not / the lads/
Business idea: open a Cajun food restaurant in Britain
>>78810339
fucking hell just imagine
>>78810370
woiiiiiiiiii
>>78810171
If I'm part of the collective guilt for something a small number of British people did hundreds of years ago, then logically I must also be responsible for everything great achieved by Britain, including the abolition of slavery, the discovery of Newtonian physics, the harnessing of electricity etc.
I fancy the benefits that Britain has given the world massively outweigh the crimes, so I should be expecting thanks and compensation. Except collective responsibility is daft, so you you can whistle for your apology which for some bizarre reason you, a Greek, feel entitled to collect on behalf of the people of Ireland. Silly sod.
>>78810356
John Terry shagged your mam lmfao
>>78810348
i just finished this yesterday
pretty good ending desu
>>78810370
nice
>>78810402
grim
>she knows I've downloaded every pic of her
face is going proper red and sweaty imagining that someone might have seen me drawing this autism or uncrumped the papers in my bin and looked at them
fucking hell
not a fan of the anime
>>78810356
I once mistaken Darren Byfield for Stan Collymore and Lee Hendrie laughed at me
>she knows I've downloaded every pic of her
>and shes ok with it
>>78810330
spat my milk out at slow internet
>>78810300
mark pls
really wanna do a gay but feel a bit nervous about the whole thing
:(
>tfw i use the screencap button and paste fb pics in ms paint before cropping and saving, so there is no data trail exposing me for the dirty stalker i am
>>78810481
how gay is it
off out in the lobster suit again lads
see you in a bit
>she came back from naples
>uploaded all her holiday snaps
>is fully aware I downloaded each and every one of them within an hour of the album being posted
>she knows I haven't downloaded any pictures of her
post thread watchers
>>78810503
classic
>>78810501
how gay is what? having gay sex? pretty gay i'd imagine.
willies just fell off
anyone got any superglue i can borrow
listening to tarzan boy
the asmrfu's looking weathered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBAhRImsxqc
>>78810536
yeh but don't use loads, it's expensive
>>78810311
>Thinks that the world owes him a thanks
You're delusional aren't u?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdHJw0veVNY
powerful words
ate a cake and now i feel fat
found that fucking advert. was SNES after all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRjVXIWZfeM
so glad i don't have a normie book
>>78810560
At least I can fucking read, you spaz.
>>78810564
next POTUS
oh what an ordinary day
browse the 'chon, masturbate
>>78810564
kek at the "no reddit?"
just ate a whole tub of peanut butter
>>78810568
I AM LE FRENCHMAN HONHONHON
>>78810589
Great accomplishment.Next time try to learn how to count
>visit girl's profile page on facebook
>she posted a video on her wall
>it starts autoplaying
>close tab as quick as possible
>too late
>she gets an email that you watched one of her videos
>>78810566
whenever I see things like this I'm amazed at how little they understand yet they somehow think they're experts on it
>>78810572
lol what basis did they have to claim hat it could do 3D graphics
flat earth is real
>>78810624
I'd count how much money your cunt owes the EU but it'd take too long.
>>78810568
>>78810603
didn't mean to reply to you
>new message received
>'... ummm why did u DOWNLOAD all of my PICS? like I don't EVEN know u. srsly thats weird LOL'
facebook sends me emails when any of 3 different girls, all 18-19 years old, on my friends list upload photos. it's bizzare
>>78810660
quality bit of slagposting mate
>>78810622
need a gf
hate being a no friends loser
>>78810646
duno mate not a scientist
lads how long is your dick? no lies. i always thought i had a large dick but recently measured it and it's just about 17cm at absolute peak (no masturbating for 24hrs).
>>78810656
No need to,you'd better start counting yours
http://www.nationaldebtclock.co.uk/
>>78810685
>17cm at absolute peak (no masturbating for 24hrs).
are you implying you think masturbating shrinks your dick?
Spent the weekend living it up with my ample wages and don't even have to go in to work tomorrow
NEET scum blown the absolute fuck out once again
>>78810688
lol
>>78810704
No need to, there's a website that does it for me. You should know, you posted it.
>>78810704
>http://www.nationaldebtclock.co.uk/
£30 per person doesn't seem so bad.
>>78810715
i'm implying that if i cum 3 times in a day it takes a lot to get me to peak.
>>78810566
wondering why he would go through all that trouble instead of just having a discussion with the other side
>>78810518
>>78810688
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
>>78810688
>>78810688
cant fucking post on /sp/ without everyone memeing on me
>>78810755
Sharpe is undermemed.
>>78810593
this is one reason why i hate and am not on fb
>>78810793
Paddies BTFO by based black man!
last night's fight seemed very similar to that boxing episode of the simpsons
>>78810793
you shouldn't be embarrassed that he lost, you should be embarrassed that your country has embraced a double digit IQ chav as its national hero
>>78810738
its 30k actually and yh seems ok
sicko
Hello lads I am a wizard, currently preparing my next spell
>>78810830
I heard Greece is now so poor all it's women are becoming 50p prozzies. Is that true? Just curious.
it must be weird having big tits
surely they get in the way all the time
>>78810860
Make yourself disappear. Permanently.
>>78810871
you arrive in stoke
ZOBBITY
ZUBBITY
ZOO
the NEXT post is
DUBOOS
>>78810890
In the way of what? Painting fingernails and taking selfies?
nobody wants to go and see st vincent with me
>>78810872
Lol where ?Most of the prostitutes in Europe are from Eastern European countries
>>78810940
go on your own x
>Open /brit/
>Half yank flags
Think I'll give tonight a pass
*FARTS*
how do you link posts from different boards lads
>>78810958
no way lol
state of americans
>>78810793
Now you know how Indians feel here.
>>78810967
no one invited you la tbqh
>>78810823
well all the double digit chavs chose him as a hero
Ahhhh yes just got a death threat on PSN very good
>>78810971
you back to /cum/ you yank piece of filth
>>78810955
http://greece.greekreporter.com/2012/09/19/crisis-making-prostitutes-of-many-greeks/
>>78810955
My greek friend is working at a place that wont pay them for the first 2 weeks and got 500 euro a month for working 30-60 hours a week. She says that is normal.
better to be a girl than a boy
just sit around putting make up on and getting boys to do things for you.
>>78810987
>hey dudes thanks, for rescuing me
poorly written sentence
>girl invites me to a venue with live music for our first date
>we can't talk to each other without shouting at the top of our voices
ah yes
greek girls are pretty hot
might go there on holiday next summer if they're really all prozzers now
White cunts BTFO
In all seriousness though, they're going to kill us when we're the minority.
Sad!
>>78811033
periods, pregnancy, menopause
>>78811035
you're supposed to take her out for a drink first la
if you have headphones on right now and are not listening to anything, you have autism
>>78811002
oh nigel don't be such a little baby
>>78811056
sexlessness, friendlessness, being a wageslave
>>78810992
Shut the fuck up for once in your life you fat cunt
>>78810793
>post on /sp/
>8 replies calling me fitizen
Bizarre, he hasn't posted on 4chan in years
>>78811063
october in manny
>>78811063
she's going to be Berlin, that'll be the closest for you
>>78811078
that sounds personal lad
>>78811055
look at what's happening in south africa right now. pretty scary
i dont get it why are black girls so sensitive about their hair why do they all have weave
>>78811094
fuck off shitizen
Wank technique is so bad it gave me phimosis. Need to go about stretching my foreskin now fs
>>78811084
ah yes, the much hallowed British wit
>>78811094
do you post about liverpool? happens to me when I do
>>78811012
My impression is that most prostitutes are from Eastern European countries.But then again i don't go to brothels
>>78811068
I'm playing vidya
alt-tabbed right now
went to walmart with my mom... tons of chads walking around with their hot gfs, it was hard to eye the grils without the normies getting enraged. saw a lot of feet though
>>78811115
i don't have a foreskin
>>78811108
their real hair is literally wool
PIRATE SCUMBAGS
>>78811070
Literally reported his message for threatening and racist language he's gonna get banned LMAO
>>78810566
based black man
>>78811108
>>78811114
4-0 bender
Back to your containment thread
>>78811154
shouldn't you be getting mad at /spic/ or something instead?
>>78811180
looks like sheep wool
woke up
had a bit of a wankadank2stank
>>78811107
Blacks hate us and Muslims hate us.
Only people breeding in this world are blacks and muslims.
Even Mexican women are only having 2 children now.
Each passing year looks worse and worse for the white man.
>>78811152
ok
KOnor McGregoner lmao
>>78811108
Their natty hair is like steel wool. It's repulsive.
>>78811203
would love to give her fanny a sniff
>>78810794
Dogs are softer and more cuddly
>>78811203
this isn't cp right? what's helios mean? cp rape gang?
based china at it again
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-06-15/china-spends-more-on-infrastructure-than-the-u-s-and-europe-combined
while our shitty 20th century infrastructure crumbles and is privatised, socialist china plows on
lol some ukranian retard replied to a bunch of posts in the last thread 20mins after everyone had moved to this one
Might have to get a Greek gf. Rescue her from poverty.
As long as she's properly Greek and not a Turkish rape baby. Read somewhere that modern Italians are more similar ancient Greeks than modern greeks are.
I don't like your little games
Don't like your tilted stage
The role you made me play
Of the fool, no, I don't like you
I don't like your perfect crime
How you laugh when you lie
You said the gun was mine
Isn't cool, no, I don't like you (oh!)
But I got smarter, I got harder in the nick of time
Honey, I rose up from the dead, I do it all the time
I've got a list of names and yours is in red, underlined
I check it once, then I check it twice, oh!
Ooh, look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me
Ooh, look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me do
>>78810871
Detroit 2300
Negro population: 100%
what movie should i watch tonight lads
>>78811250
>>78811180
>>78811150
>>78811226
dont think it looks that bad im sure most of them could make it work they dont need to be so touchy about it
>>78811270
lawrence of arabia
>>78811234
nah man look at the sun spots on her arm, she's at least 60 (which in my opinion should be just as illegal)
>>78811212
you now remember when you were a kid and were certain you would be rich and famous when you grew up
>>78811255
Fritz Fischer proved Germany did indeed cause it decades ago
>>78811239
>>78810756
>>78810614
>>78811317
nah
never wanted to be rich or famous
>>78811247
>trying to shitalk
Go back to your home ,i think there's a Mehmet with your wife
>>78811317
still hold that belief, granted it's been delayed a few years
>>78811317
i laid in bed dreaming of when i would be muscular like he-man
never happened
>>78811270
Get a job
>>78811317
all the pictures there are of me as a kid after i grew hair i'm not smiling
>>78811270
Mr beans holiday
>>78811317
Greater London
>>78811270
Schindler's List
>>78811358
not that guy but he's right, modern greeks are literally slavs with almost no relation to the ancients
>>78811360
Ah yes the soon to be necrophiliac on the right I see
>>78811375
i work nightshifts
>>78811270
You should watch one of the following:
Ghost ship
A lonely place to die
The Woman in Black
Blade
Sleepy Hollow
Khartoum
Death Race
Unbreakable
Hot fuzz
The girl with the dragon tattoo
The Evil dead
Dead sea
Blade runner
Aliens
The grand budapest hotel
The usual suspects
Unforgiven
Anthropoid
The ninth gate
Mechanic
Doom
Tinker tailor soldier spy
The two towers
Starship troopers
>>78811380
kinographie
>>78811371
that's a pretty achievable ambition
just eat, lift weights and take steroids
>>78811004
uncalled for
>>78811428
>take steroids
>>78811428
not bothered about getting swole now
started a bit of yoga though
>>78811377
quite like the early /his/ memes
it was all downhill from
>
>
>
though
>>78811395
Samefag
You hurt my feelings bro
>>78811270
Everybody's favorite movie, Juno
>>78811436
they're far less harmful than, for instance, drinking alcohol and make your life a lot easier
it's a no brainer really
>>78810971
Copy/paste the number of the post and put the two arrows next to it , thats cross thread. Maybe it works for cross board?
>>78811270
dellamorte dellamore
brilliant analogy for being on 4chan except before 4chan roamed the earth
>>78811396
>>78811440
>>78811270
Teddy Bear
just found some old pictures of me at my first holy communion and as a baby
>>78811475
outlived by boogie, a 400lb man
>>78811434
no
you yank vermin have infested /brit/ for too long
you have your own general, go there and stay there
>>78811475
Makes your guts grow bigger permanently, pushes on your abdominal muscles
How do you clean your inner ear if youre not supposed to use a cotten bud?
>>78811317
Never used to think it when I was a kid. Was never a dream of mine. Used to want to be an assassin.
When I left school we did a "most likely to be..." Thing in my tutor group (30ish people). We voted on each other. I got most likely to be rich, most likely to be a millionaire and most likely to be famous. My family have always said they think I'll be rich too. And two people in my team at work have said it.
Don't know why they think I'll be rich since really I'm poorer than all of them.
>>78811499
nah mate lol
>>78811479
>>>>187438934
genuinely hope all steroid users get shrivelled balls and die from excruciating heart attacks
You try that on me man and I'll take that pistol, shove it up your ass and pull the trigger till it goes click
>>78811498
4 SCOOPS C'MON
>>78811511
no it doesn't
you're thinking of HGH
>>78811512
bleach in a pipette
How do you clean your inner rear if youre not supposed to use a cotten bud?
>>78811512
>cotten
>>78811499
Go to bed you NEET waste of space
>>78811270
Rocky
/vg/187438934
>>78811524
I wonder what happened there.
Ah
rules say 3 (three) arrows
Saw an extremely large spider in my bedroom. Never seen a spider that large before
Not sleeping in there tonight
had like 6 strong coffees today. heart was fucking racing like mad during the liverpool match and i was sweating, now i just can't sleep
>>78811524
>>78811578
it's >>>/board/###
>>78811598
fuck off petr
>>78811512
They say not to use a cotton bud because the population is full of downies who just shove the bud in their ear too far and trash it around violently. However, if you're gentle and only put it halfway then you'll be fine
>>78811599
>>78811604
>>78811592
thanks buds
>>78811549
yeah maybe i am, i thought HGH just ruined your heart though
>>78811598
too much caffeine is the worst feeling ever
>>78811598
>heart was fucking racing like mad during the liverpool match
was it going 96 beats per minute?
>>78811596
have also noticed some unusually big spidies about recently. what are they up to.........
TWO POOPS CMON!
CMON MAN CMON
PAAAAAAARRRRPPPPPPPPLPLLLLLLLLLLLLLBLLLLLBBBBRRRLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
BLORRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTPPPPRRRRRPPP
NOW THAT'S HOW YOU LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND, RIGHT BA-
*blacks out and collapses face first onto tiled bathroom floor, arms failing to reflexively brace for impact*
>>78811626
HGH and insulin have some pretty nasty sides. steroids really aren't anything like as dangerous as they're made out to be
tb.h benzo withdrawal is overstated it's really not that hard
me and the lads
>>78811634
that isn't very fast??
>>78811667
RIP in Paninis, Piano man
Give me some good Jap/Korean films
Getting bored of GTA after loading in a whole bunch of cheat codes taught me at a very young age how important it is to earn the things you have.
For me it was creative mode minecraft. I could give myself infinite diamonds but whats the point? Where do I go from there?
>>78811549
that's insulin
>>78811708
Train to Busan
Old Boy
>>78811711
>minecraft
autism
>>78811752
Seen
>>78811596
>>78811656
went down to make a cup of tea and there was a massive spider just sitting in the middle of the kitchen like he owned the place
flushed the cunt down the toilet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc-DgRO1SrQ
>>78811761
minecraft was amazing mate what you on
or perhaps you had no mates
Girlfriend wants to go on a romantic holiday in 'dam
Good idea? Is it basically Muslim-free? Don't really fancy getting stabbed or blown up this year
It's all going to be ok lads. Trust me
what's the anime with the fire witch that everyone's been talking about lately
>>78811769
K O
>>78811708
millennium actress
just realised i have slight schizofrenia
>>78811711
not very imaginative are you
>tfw watching American Werewolf in London and everyone is white
State of this country. You wont find 10 plus white english in trafalgar square anymore
>>78811680
okay, well, carry on then i suppose
>>78811774
prefer this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTJJ7ipXQ_g
most jewish thing I've ever read in my Iife
https://www.reddit.com/r/london/comments/6wf8cj/i_cant_believe_how_the_west_end_has_changed/
>>78811795
BoJack Horseman
>>78811708
Love Exposure
Visitor Q
>the potential gf
http://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-asia-india-41051330/meet-the-indian-women-sailing-round-the-world
>>78811769
why did you kill him when you could have just defenestrated him?
alri lads on my 4th tinnie of cider wahey WAHEY
>>78810893
stoke yes good lad
>>78811827
it's weird though, if you go to the theatre, a gig or really any kind of cultural event in london you will struggle to find a non-white person
scuffed jays
the kpop weaboo dancer did a lewd video
>>78811827
london is literally 95% white as long as you avoid the poor parts
can't spiders breathe underwater?>>78811769
>>78811887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYoT14ZRY2E
>when the boss gives you five straight minutes of verbal instructions and you have nowhere to write it down
ye alri bossman good luck with that
>playing minecraft back in its heyday
>friend builds a better house than me
>build a big square above his house at sky limit so its always in the shade
>creepers always spawn there day and night and his house ended up getting blown to bits
devilish
>>78811862
on carlsberg export number 3 myself
WAHEY
>>78811850
>4 hours long
>>78811708
that movie that got copied by the hunger games
I've come to believe that 48 hours is the optimal inter-wank interval
>>78811858
sneaky bastard could re-enter
FUCKING SPIDERS INSECTS MOSQUITOS EVERYWHERE TODAY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
AHHH MY INTERNET IS LAGGING
>>78811849
i don't think that's it lad
think i killed a brown recluse in my house the other day
>>78811922
battle royale
good film
>>78811942
>SPIDERS
they are alri
pirates of shit
>>78811951
you killed poleaboo?
>>78811921
4 hours of pure light pleasure lad
Why aren't there porno theatres anymore?
>>78811975
kek
gimmick idea: only post in dead /brit/ threads, slowly gathering a cult following which will lead to a rival "shadow /brit/" free from the scourge of reddit
>>78811951
iyyyyo!
>>78811942
did you kill all your sparrows?
>>78811989
the internet
>>78811924
that's what I do usually
>>78811975
lol
>>78811954
it's alright but extremely derivative of hunger games
>>78812025>>78812025>>78812025>>78812025
>>78811989
Hmmm... I wonder. Might possibly have something to do with videos and the internet rendering them utterly obsolete perhaps
>>78811936
One piece swimsuits are kino
>>78812014
Oh yeah forgot about that
>>78811992
alri
hello fellow shadow /brit/ers
>>78811942
maybe end of days. who know? soon we will have rain out of frogs and dead little boys.
>page 2 already
Will shadow /brit/ last until the new thread is finished? Only time will tell.
>>78812104
IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN
IT'S HAPPENED AGAAAAIIIINNN
DEAD THREAD UKRAINE MONG
IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN
giving shadow /brit/ a try
>>78812365
what?
would you rather be two inches taller or have a dick two inches bigger?
>>78812468
son what is your age?
>>78810330
that is cute, anon :)