lewd edition
be lewd
Ban asian cartoons
clack is cool
First for how do I talk to girls?
Ban all lewdposting.
>>78808674
>stupid Danish thread
out
think I'm gonna quit smoking desu
>>78808749
is it killing it or saving it?
Alright which one of you boys wants to offer up their armpits?
If you watch asian cartoons please go to /dixie/
stop letting him make new threads
>>78808761
i'll do that one day
>>78808150
What do you think about my new trolley problem?
>>78808761
I could quit whenever I want desu I'm not worried.
Gonna go for a walk and smoke one or two right now.
asia
Slants
I admit defeat to the ketchup
why do people hate dane threads so much?
gee eff
how do i get French-Canadian gf?
>>78808930
one piece is shit
>>78808918
An honorary Washington citizen then you will be. The rest of Oregon has got to go.
oh no not a lewd thread
>>78808944
you is shit
>>78808873
THATS WHAT WE ALL SAY BUD
>>78808995
someone lewded your face, right?
>>78808855
mine is better
beautiful, ain't she?
Disgusting we will never take part in that turd.
You have no choice.
You will be enslaved or die.
Clack I will personally see to it that you in end up in Barrow.
*whips you*
Settle down, boy.
keep talking like that. you have sealed your fate. you will never break the canadian border.
not a fan of blankposting
Tell me about your state/province
Gonna go tomorrow to donate food for the people affected by the rains in houston.
im a good person
>>78809040
against my will
What now sm*ll boi
>>78809209
It's the best and strongest state in North America.
Cradle of Filth is real American metal desu
>>78809213
faggot
>>78809209
it's a good place to live with some fucky laws and power tripping cops, like most of canada
>houston is only 25% white
>all the pictures you see are of white people
hmmm really curious dont you think
adorable
>>78809294
daaaamn oregon looks like THAT?
Disgusting sm*ll states
Alaska is like an ant compared to Oregon.
>>78809209
stop fighting
This is the future
Is hardstyle gay
I hope everyone in houston dies
americucks deserve all of that and more
Why is this Alaskan so obsessed with me?
i really wish alaska would stop fighting with clack
>>78809368
Are you really from Hawaii? What is it like there?
I really wish this general would follow the good word and stop being heathens.
>>78809496
If you mean circumcision then get arsed.
i went to a church this morning and they had free doughnuts
>mfw it's 32 degrees outside
Hahahaha kill me
Listening to china crisis
I LOVE ASHLEY SO MUCH
I think all men should date one fat woman in their lives, just to know what rock bottom looks like.
Imagine this: The body odour spreads through the confined air. She tries to kiss you, only for you to viscerally react to the putrid halitosis. She grabs you and bites your lips. You notice that her gums are decayed from decades of unhealthy eating, further accentuating the putrid smell. You uncomfortably rub her hair legs, thrice the size of normal, noticing every crease and crinkle. Grease covers every derm. You feel the sweat, and bump into a mountain of acne. She forces your hands down, opening the built-up stench of her yeast-infected genitals. You try to fight, but you're a weak faggot, so you stick your hands into her crotch, only to confront a sea of fat. After 10 minutes of wading through herpes-ridden skin, you find the clitoris, thrice the size of normal. The skin is rough due to lymphedema and she howls in howls in pain, only then allowing your escape.
Lift so this doesn't happen faggots.
>>78809062
Who the fuck wants Idaho?
American women are disgusting.
Brits are simply superior.
>>78809569
72° here
>>78783439
>>78783848
howdy does it
>delivery said 45 minutes
>it's been over an hour
>>78809652
What is that in actual units? 25?
Listening to Haggard
>>78809682
In your fake temp its 22
>>78809656
hello
>>78809701
What the heck, dude. I'm farther north than you and it's warmer here. That's not how it's supposed to work!
>>78809710
willing to bet that's not a biological female
>>78809748
Thats not me you replied to I just jumped into the conversation, because i'm king here.
>>78809791
sorry, but it is
studying Japanese is fun!
日本語を勉強しますは楽しいです!
>>78809748
Hi I'm the one who you replied to
It's 72° here in Wisconsin
I bet theres a corner office on the top floor of some skyscraper in LA filled with a bunch of jews just laughing their assess off thinking they're controlling the world because they can trick a bunch of people with their grip on the media into thinking Trump is a fascist
>>78809870
Hmmmm. Well you guys are honourary Canadians, so I guess you deserve nice weather.
It's 13 degrees (55 dumb burger units) in Whitehorse right now. I may or may not be moving there in the future.
>>78809849
this place has screwed with my mind
>>78809928
>>78809988
#harveylootcrew
Nice quads though, both of you
God bless the USA
>>78809999
YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAÖÖÖÖÖHHHHHH
>>78809998
>>78809999
>>78810000
What's happening here
Hate gays Tbh
im thinking about consuming yummy food and alcohol after im done with these moon rune flashcards.
whatchya think? no work for 3.5 days.
don't mind gays. Hate (((hollywood))) Tbh
>>78809999
checked
>>78809999
Oh hahaha look at the clever anon who predicted his own gets totally genuinely without using a script. I applaud you greatly.
>>78810075
Rumeno
>>78810101
mnemonic cards?
>>78810120
I've tried using a script before, but they're all useless.
>>78810170
Don't do that.
>libertarians are the only ones who make sense in this world
give me attention for typing this up, please
>>78810116
>i'm fat because the greatest generation is bad
>>78809452
It's pretty great. I have travelled around the US a fair amount, hit most of the famous cities and seen many sights, and while there are a lot of places I liked a lot this will always be home. I really came to appreciate how unique a place it was to grow up.
The islands are all different. Big Island is very country (~200k people spread over 4k square miles) with a huge variety of climates and scenery as a consequence of just being essentially a massive mountain poking up through the ocean, not much public transit or other conveniences though. We have all the major stores and things you need, just have to drive to get anywhere. Nice beaches of course, tons of good hiking and so on. It's the one with two peaks in the neighborhood of 14000ft that get snow a few times a year (that pic was record snowfall a few years ago, got down to like 7000ft.) Also has active volcanoes on the south side of the island which are cool.
O'ahu is very developed with a legit city (Honolulu) as well as a number of smaller towns and some rural areas on the north side. Most of the state's population lives there, and it's where the huge military presence is. It's cool, I'd like to spend more time there, there's a lot to do despite it being tiny in comparison to the Big Island.
Maui is kind of a middleground between the first two, it's got cool stuff but I'm not a huge fan all in all. Still, might be a good introduction, lots of nice hotels and more convenient to get around, find good restaurants etc. than Big Island. (Though all the islands have nice hotels and good restaurants.) More transplants from California and elsewhere on Maui than anywhere else for whatever reason.
Kaua'i is supposedly the most consistently beautiful (haven't actually been there myself yet) but pretty small. Definitely worth a visit.
People are pretty laid back, most mixed-race state in the US (asians are the biggest demographic,) we all pretty much get along.
>lets have no taxes and let our national highways crumble
makes sense to me
>>78809928
t. trump dicksucker
fuck that slimy jew puppet
rate my lunch
>>78810309
disgusting
the "greatest generation" were just as bad as baby boomers
>>78810309
アメリカ人のピッグ。。。
>>78810303
Isn't that ancap instead of libertarian though?
@78810308
>reawakens white/national identity among real Americans
>jew puppet
Last night I got drunk with some friends and the qt I really like. Made good progress and had a good conversation. Next weekend will be it.
Is it true that God hates fags?
Am I white?
>>78810407
nothing could be further from the truth
>>78810360
Người Mỹ con lợn
Am I white /cum/?
I base my style and opinions off of Sam Hyde and PewDiePie.
>>78810431
Si senor
>>78810511
Looks like it.
>>78810511
>dutch
NOPE
>>78810554
TAKE IT BACK
>>78810554
The heck kind of dumb /pol/ blackpill are you on? Dutch are white.
https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/the-mariners-become-the-first-team-to-commit-five-errors-in-one-inning-since-1977/
>>78810588
theyre gay jews
>>78810578
>>78810588
Water Jews are not to be trusted
>>78809452
>>78810275
(cont.)
Finding work can be tough outside of a few industries (tourism, construction, that kind of stuff.) That's the reason I'm leaving and probably won't return to live here full time until I retire--I have lofty ambitions. Cost of living is high, homes are not cheap, flying interisland for work and medical care is common, if you live near the ocean (unlikely on the Big Island but more common elsewhere) you're at risk from tsunamis and we also get earthquakes though not really bad ones. There's also an infinitesimally small chance if being affected by a lava flow on the Big Island, not even worth worrying about imo. All worth it to many people, luckily for me my parents were among them
Fucking hell captcha suck my dick
>>78810645
>>78810671
They're ethnically white tho.
>>78810694
I was only memeing but I think thats what /pol/ would say. A lot of the slave trade was done by the dutch as well as the east india tea company, which by their standards makes the Dutch jews.
But they are super gay.
>>78810694
Amsterdam.... head of the diamond trade.....CONTROLLED BY JUDEN
>>78810726
Ah, I was suspecting some tomfoolery when you said "water Jews". Hard to tell the genuine nutbars from the memesters around here.
Going to a Cabinet Meeting (tele-conference) at 11:00 A.M. on #Harvey. Even experts have said they've never seen one like this!
>>78810768
is this you?
The Dutch are the Apex white person. You can't get whiter than a Dutch person
>>78810768
Did /cum/ like italian music
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KGdwEDm7NiY
>>78810842
Yes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OIFeF56Cs8
>>78810800
I think its half meme half irony. Half irony just in case it turns out to be true.
Rate me /cum/
>was going to take a nap
>saw a spider next to bed
rip nap and spider
>>78810961
spider bro just keeping the bed bugs at bay
>>78810833
>tfw dad is 100% dutch but my mom is a euro mix but its ok because I found a full dutch gf so my children will be 75%
>>78811026
>tfw my mom is 100% Italian and my dad is 75% Italian
Need a terrona wife to purify my bloodline and get rid of the i*ish
>actually killing a spider
There's a limit to how cowardly and stupid you are.
tomorrow is my ex birthday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lhvp4a3xlek
Afraid of spiders desu.
>>78810924
what's the number, your iq?
>>78811119
live by the coast, there's a bunch of birds that eat bugs
but there's way too many spiders this time of year
ayoo
>>78811155
báilale el pasito tun tun
*teleports behind you*
*takes out a bouquet of flowers*
heh nothing personell kiddo
*gives you chocolates*
CHEEKY
>>78811289
>>78809999
>>78811314
*carries you*
>>78809999
The post that saved /cum/
>>78809999
i luv u
just watched a cat shit in my garden and there was nothing I could do about it
>>78811340
Hold up, Dane. Where are you taking that anon? Is this consensual?
rate my setup
>>78811482
1/2
>>78811482
Bepis? Is that you?
>>78810275
>>78810683
Thanks. Pretty interesting stuff.
what's kissing a girl like? is it fun?
>>78811554
very
>>78809227
feet when
the world owes me a gf
Clack literally ruins everything even gets.
>>78811659
he hasn't ruined me
>>78811655
same
>>78811655
no it doesn't.
don't ever talk to me or my wife's son about japanese again.
Stop raping women
>>78811435
she's a slut, chill
>Stop raping women
>>78811650
Go away.
>>78811745
never ever
i just cracked open a cold (not cold) one with my boys (you guys)
>>78811758
Hmmmmmmmmmm
>ywn share a country with Cara
>inb4 Cara replies with some faggy response
>>78811482
It must be 2-3 years ago when I first saw this picture.
>never ever
>>Stop raping women
>>78811829
stop making dumb posts
>>78811771
wtf me on on the picture
rate my set up
me in the ppic
ty angel doctor that prescribed my hydroxyzine
>>78811432
cuck
>>78811785
r-rude ;_;
yare yare daze
>>78811432
t. chihuahua dog
What general should I evacuate to until the fag storm is over?
>>78811934
god, i;m drunk
>>78811934
/brit/ like the rest of the "lad" americans
>>78811934
you've been complaining all day...
boo hoo T.T
>>78811934
/mammi/ seems good, but I don't speak Finnish, so I dunno.
4chan will probably be taken down, the leftist censorship machine is bigger and bolder
i haven't accomplished anything today
texting my ex
don't know if it's a good idea
*vomits feces*
Will Taylor's new music video be kino?
>>78811940
>>78811956
I'm not that cringy sorry
>>78811968
Wow very cool cartoon image
>>78811999
it's not.
>goes to reddit
>first post of all posts on the front page
>"Taylor Swift was born into wealth".
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>78812003
only if it features her doing anal. so probably not.
Yea sure this Houston shit is kinda tragic but honestly, Texas deserves it. Flooding and people dying is one thing, but thousands of years of systemic and institutionalized racism is another.
Texas is one of the most racist states and racism at the end of the day is the worst crime a human can commit and there is not a great enough punishment out there to punish it.
You bigots needs to realize how evil Texas is, with it's history of slavery, lax and racist gun laws that punish Asian Americans, African Americans, Latinex Americans, Muslim Americans and other oppressed groups and a state that single handedly gave Drumpf 38 electoral votes, not to mention a huge KKK presence.
Fuck you Texas, you're getting what's been coming to you.
>>78812003
don't care
quick! someone get me a gf
pfffft
>>78812099
*accidentally gives you a bf*
oh shit sorry
>>78812114
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP
>Yea sure this Houston shit is kinda tragic but honestly, Texas deserves it. Flooding and people dying is one thing, but thousands of years of systemic and institutionalized racism is another.
>Texas is one of the most racist states and racism at the end of the day is the worst crime a human can commit and there is not a great enough punishment out there to punish it.
>You bigots needs to realize how evil Texas is, with it's history of slavery, lax and racist gun laws that punish Asian Americans, African Americans, Latinex Americans, Muslim Americans and other oppressed groups and a state that single handedly gave Drumpf 38 electoral votes, not to mention a huge KKK presence.
>Fuck you Texas, you're getting what's been coming to you.
fall season soon
Reminder everyone that it is not just freedom of speech that Antifa and the globalist foot soldiers are trying to shut down but freedom of assembly. When people gather in number their voices are amplified, action is taken and people are forced to listen. The far-left commies and the globalists that enable and support them not only do not want you to say certain things but do not want you to be able to gather to say it.
They aim to keep you separated, disparate, a voice crying out alone against the leftist tyranny destroying the western world. If 100 people get together to say something who really cares? 1000 and now you're getting attention. 10,000? Well people are going to seriously consider what you're saying.
>When Swift was about 12 years old, a computer repairman taught her how to play three chords on a guitar, leading to her first effort as a songwriter, "Lucky You".
“I never wanted to be the person who always begrudged someone’s success,” Ronnie Cremer of DC Computer Repairs says. “And for whatever reason, and I don’t know if I’m even mad at the Swifts. It’s just that their publicity team, that doesn’t sell as good: A 36-year-old bald guy taught her. That ain’t gonna work. If you say, he worked with her six hours a week, it was basically Tuesdays and Thursday from 5 to 8. That ain’t gonna sell.”
what a retard. and reddit is "supporting" him.
i feel bad
Teach men not to be pigs and maybe rape wouldn't happen
>>78812257
supplement zinc
>>78812257
want a hug?
>>78812257
what can I do to help?
>>78812277
don't care
Hopefully I can finish with my Japanese textbook in about a month. I've heard there's a flashcard deck floating around on 4chan for this manga.
I've never read a manga before.
There was a truck cab driving down the street with the cap hanging off its gas tank. Every time he slowed down a bit of gasoline sloshed out the tank.
I didnt say anything because he looked like a mean guy.
>>78812292
you cared enough to let me know you don't care. how thoughtful
>>78812295
>learning japanese
>has never read a manga
why are you doing it?
>>78812257
What's wrong anon there is something i can do for you?
>>78812314
instead of attacking men you should be attacking blacks
>>78812324
slut
>>78812327
White people are the problem
>I'm currently studying Japanese.
My iq is 34.5 iq's
>I'm currently not studying Japanese.
>>78812426
my iq is 34.6, dumb brainlet
>>78812405
D-don't call me a slut i just want to help him!
American footy is almost back, boys.
>he watches american football
>he doesn't watch canadian footbal
fucking plebs i swear
>>78812460
So excited
>I'm wasting my time with a language that will be dead in 50 years when all its native speakers die off without having children of their own.
>>78812063
I agree. I'm ashamed to be white sometimes.
>>78812449
I ain't gonna talk yer dumb, foreign weeb language, commie.
>>78812460
pretty excited. college football>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>nfl
>tfw i'll never vape with qts
>Japanese people will die off because their birthrate is rather low at this moment
listening to brostep right now and enjoying it
>>78812509
Me in the back
College football > NFL
Other Asian languages > Wapanese
Alaska > Cascadia
>>78812572
what is brostep
>>78812063
FUCK DRUMPF
>>78812606
AND FUQ HWIYTE PPL
>>78811545
np bud
>>78812321
i like japan
>i like japan
wow so deep
>>i like japan
reading Berserk. Not sure who I want to fuck more, Casca or Griffith.
>>78812600
what teams do you like? you like wazzu of course
>>78812682
which real life historical figure is this that speaks of real life experience and not literal fiction?
>>78811554
Can you turn off your insecurities while you do it?
>how do i taste?
>does my breath or mouth smell to her?
>do i smell to her?
>does she notice how many blackheads i have?
>am i doing a good job?
>should i ask her if i'm doing a good job?
If you can't get over any of these intrusive questions, then girls are NOT for you!
im drinking starberry daiquiri again.
if girls see me drinking this, they'll know insta- that i must have a big penis to be secure enough to drink this.
>>78812728
about 2/3s of Africa
>>78812682
he has a point
calm down, Mr. Sun, okay?
>>78812716
No I cheer for Boise State for family reasons.
I cheer for the big 12 as a whole because thats the most exciting football ahead of pac 12 both are fun to watch.
>>78812792
That's an abomination
i've never liked /brit/...
>>78812796
but their field is so gross. they play wsu in a couple weeks. i'd appreciate it if you didn't root against us
Are white supremacists really a threat or am I being rused again?
can't sleep
and it's fucking 2 in the morning
what are you having for dinner lads? me?
>rice (lightly salted)
>rice cakes (lightly salted)
>rice pudding (no topping)
very scrumptious if i may say so
>>78812213
Nah their goal is to get everyone scared and compelled to choose a side (fascist or commie) because authoritarian collectivist ideologies thrive on chaos. The "Nazis" are less guilty of this, the commies are the only ones who actually want to burn down the West so they'll always be the ones to poke the hornet's nest then play the victim, but it's still a potentially dangerous mindset to get into and only feeds the fire. Just make fun of these fags at every opportunity online, irl whenever it's not social suicide. Protip: shitting on dumbass leftists is getting less and less taboo the more they sperg out and reveal their true nature, inasmuch as it was ever taboo in the first place (in most places that's always been little more than a meme and normies are actually pretty based)
>>78812877
they are a threat to themselves
>>78812879
Go smoke a cigarette
>>78812867
Get ready to be upset.
It could be worse I could cheer for USC Bama or Ohio State
>>78812883
I'll bite. Why are you only eating rice?
>>78812883
my roomate is making chicken french bread pizza
>>78812883
kys
>>78812925
sick
Quite literally learning how to have sex from wikipedia right now.
Is he /ourguy/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b49G-CA0P38
>>78812883
rice cooker broke, so I can't make anything. Might sprinkle some salt on my toothrbrush and rub around my gums to keep me satiated tho
>>78812883
always puddin
>>78812982
As a sexpert, I'd like a link to what you're reading so I can criticize it
>>78812918
well, as long as you don't cheer for UW we're fine
>>78812877
Rused, see >>78812894 they are just misguided. Which doesn't preclude their being dangerous, not at all, but don't get scared for no reason and fall into the same traps. Same as the majority of the antifa types, the ones at the top sure as fuck know what they're doing though
ordered a sub from subway and just as it was all assembled I realized I forgot my wallet at home.
fifth time this week.
>>78812914
i just did, fuck you already know me.... are we friends now?
>>78813012
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris#Sexual_stimulation.2C_findings_and_debates
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse
I feel so fucking autistic right now. I went to Catholic high school and we never had sex ed. Planning to put this new knowledge to use within a few weeks.
>fifth time this week.
Americans holy shit...
>>78813121
seventh if you throw in my Quizno's trips desu
>>78813056
do you drive to the subway with no license?
Bit warm out
>>78813165
take the bus.
It's a pain to take the bus all the way there, realize I forgot my wallet, wait to take the bus back to my place to get my wallet and do it all over again, but it's a way to pass the time I guess
>>78813058
>he never replied back
o-ok hehe
>>78813227
You scared him.
>>78813208
You had cash/bus pass but not your wallet?
>>78813208
you pay for the bus with coins? here we have contactless cards with the fares loaded on them, cant even get on the bus without my wallet
i wanna be buzzed
>>78813262
I don't pay for the bus. I'm cool with most the drivers.
>>78813269
I can arrange that
>>78813269
i unironically am right now
ok guys you do the thread till it reaches 310. ok?
There's a natural trail covered by a canopy near my house and sometimes I walk through it while smoking pretending I'm Moko.
a better new
>>78813350
>>78813350
>>78813350
>>78813338
>>78813359
hmmhmm this is why you need me
>>78813359
wow rude :/
>>78808855
I reach up to see what kind of hat I'm wearing and figure out I'm a euphoric atheist and no God can judge me.