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dobbie edition
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i wanna have sex on the beach
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZZXJHOKINs

>yanks
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On 9 days no fap

Post your best to break my streak
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38 year old single woman ama
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OI TO THE FUCKIN OI
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going to go for a piss and maybe do a microwave curry or something
and when i come back there had BETTER be slags
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my new london digs.

fucking bargain at £700pm with two other lads. haven't met them mind.
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>>78807133

CUM ON EVERYBODY
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I THOUGHT HE WAS GONE :-(
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>>78807168
>>78807188
tl;dr post slags
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anime
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Never done ecstasy or as the kids call it "mdma"
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>>78807178
would fuck
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What kind of lifestyle would you lead if you earned £5000/month after tax

Where would you live?
What car would you drive?
where would you go on holiday

Tell me all about yourself anons
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>tfw parents are stupidly rich solicitors
>I'm a lazy uni drop out-cum-layabout who does occasional low skilled work

bit embarrassing for them
oh well
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>>78807188
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the smirkfu
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power resides where men believe it resides. its a trick, a shadow on the wall. and a very small man can cast a very large shadow
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>>78807254
>solicitors

laughing barristers.jpg
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gf wants to peg me
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>>78807240
took a pill in a club a few weeks ago and i just felt very good and like i was very lightweight, not sure what was in it though
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>>78807240
fuckin loser
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>>78806928
>>78807066
The whole show was hit or miss. I went through the entire series listing good and bad episodes for someone on /tv/, and it wasn't hard to categorise any of them. It was about 50/50 good vs bad. It had some excellent moments (mostly thanks to Morris, Berry, and Ayoade), occasionally on par with Father Ted, but Ted was way more consistent.
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>>78807173
how do you stomach the amount of obviously guilty defendants getting away freely to go back out on the street, and how is the response to the fact that most of them are black
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>>78807188
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oh dear AHAHAHAHA
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>>78807268
chaosh is a laddah
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

MACARENA
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>>78807239
downsyndrome
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>>78807247
dad earns 7500 and we live normally
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>Gascoigne’s lawyer pointed out that times had moved on since 1815, society had changed, but the judge had the last word: ‘The law, fortunately, doesn’t change,’ he pronounced, as he refused to grant an injunction.
haha.

Kind of regret giving up on law desu. But what else is a Brainlet to do?
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kill yourselves fucking scumbags
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>>78807297
petty offenders re-offend, it's a fact of life

The 4 suspended sentences and a fine will eventually catch up with them. It is what it is
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>>78807313
https://vimeo.com/219443681
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>>78807299
is he an alpha male?
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>>78807330
England's Brave Gaza is a national hero

One of the lads
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Half ten. Best get off to shop then.
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>>78807330
>The law, fortunately, doesn’t change
but it does...
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>>78807240
last time i did i just felt like there was a thick glass layer between me and everything. Just extremely content, like not self concious at all. Not manic or anything though
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>>78807240
imagine 100% joy and nothing else.
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>>78807333
Pirates amirite??

>>78806962
Current main board is /biz/

Reporting in

>>78807090
I usually deglaze with either wine, beer or cider dependent on what I'm making. My personal favourite is lamb shank and rosemary, once I'm done sealing off the meat with some garlic and butter in a pan and deglazing with red wine. Then I roast the lamb in that sauce sealed off with foil. Deceptively easy dish and incredibly tasty.
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>>78807319
fuck off tarquin
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>>78807299
And yet nobody knows who the men on either side of him are. Interesting.
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>>78807352
theres probably a lot of k-on r34
ill have a look for that in a bit
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THIS WEATHER BITCH ON BBC1 ONLY HAS ONE ARM

THE FUCK BBC

SHE LEGIT ONLY HAS ONE ARM
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resume slags
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the 'internet reviewer' category is 99.99% cancer, but it does have it's rare gems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyaF_gCKWsI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adkWiJA9xR0
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How hard is it to score an english chick when you're a french guy ?

i mean, we're ennemy since the beginning of humanity...
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>live
a nice area of Notts probably, where all my family and mates are but not in a shit area
>drive
Lotus Carlton
>holiday
south of France/Italy
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Being an Uber driver doesn't seem half bad

Getting paid to drive your Mercedes all day
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>>78807407
she's been on there for years
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how tall is everyone? im 5'6 (male)
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>>78807385
Sounds nice
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>>78807387
how long in the oven?
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https://twitter.com/kmatilde3
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always howl whenever some twitter journalist compares antifa to the American G.I.s who fought in WW2

as if the nationalistic white American soldiers of the 1940s would be SJW antifascists if they were alive today
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>>78807417
>Notts
Chav cretin

>Lotus Carlton
Chav cretin

>south of France/Italy
Chav cretin

Verdict: chav cretin
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>>78807433
I don't normally have the tv on, I'm waiting to watch Arsenal get raped
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always wanted to drive trains when I was young
figured it would be a decent job

turns out it's pretty hard to get those jobs
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>>78807368
The next sentence actually notes that the law has changed and now such injunctions are quite regular. But it's still a funny line.
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toot poster is a fucking loser
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remember this lads, one of my posts is in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBPbAzrPFmE
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>>78807420
>Mercedes
maybe, if it's a C200D
Most Uber drivers use Priuses or Accords
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>>78807442
dire
>>78807385
dangerous and outright stupid
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>>78807442
173cm (5'8)
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>>78807407
budget cuts
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>>78807347
>petty offenders re-offend, it's a fact of life
ah yes so lets send them back out onto the street, thinking outside there box there laddo
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>>78807467
All the train drivers in the south are ethnic minorities

really weird
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>>78807299
his bird is fucking unreal tho
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>>78807407
one of the weather girls for the bbc north west local news is called sara blizzard
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>>78807511
oh
they're all white up north
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>>78807415
the average british girl knows NOTHING about british history, just that you're exotic and french

If you're good looking and have an accent it'll be easy
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took a shit and now i have a pile
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>>78807411
He's gonna take you back to the past
To watch you fuck his wife in the ass
He’d rather have a big black buck
Bust a huge load right in her rear
He’s rather eat the cum filled asshole
Of his wife and down it with jizz
He's the angriest white man to never fuck
He's the angry Nintendo cuck
He's the angry Atari Sega cuck
He's the Angry Video Game...Cuck!
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>>78807459
umm sweaty...
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What's going on here?

https://twitter.com/Sporf/status/901896442008264704
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>>78807488
an E-class driver in london, raking in insane amounts on surge pricing
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>>78807464
>lotus carlton
>chav cretin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCqwBbdhljE
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all the irish should be killed before they fuck up ur country
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wish i was young again x
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>>78807510
Build more prisons and we'll fill them up. Shits full anon

We can't be sending people there for nicking someone's phone when the Crown Court needs the room for some guy who stabbed his wife
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Imagine if we were all in yankland lads. We'd literally all pull easy and at will. Mad.
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>>78807568
one of the best factory sleepers in history
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>>78807597
Pull easy where?
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>>78807569
TRUST A WETBACK
SUFFER THE SETBACK
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>>78807549
They're parodying the last interview they had where he touched his leg for no reason
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>dude just build more prisons
nah
it's a general societal and cultural problem

take all the trashy people and turn them into pigfood
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anyone want to play fifa with me and maybe cuddle lol x
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need a sunburn gf

http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1503862832557.jpg
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>tfw no trap bf
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>>78807541
screeching
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>>78807247
my dad gets that after tax

never needs to shop around or worry about replacing broken stuff
does direct alpha+ city holidays instead of package deals to eastern europe alternatives or cruises
gets the full apple line up year on year
pays for music and film rentals

could probably afford a better house and car but doesn't have the deano mentality due to the time and working class conditions he was raised in
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>>78807612
Anywhere in the states
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maybe you could ship them off to some island on the other side of the world or something
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frogposters are all fags
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>>78807633
delete this mate x
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>>78807394
i guarantee you they both get more pussy than him despite having no money and no fame
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where can i find sexual pics of girls dressed like boys?
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>I'm here for the job interview
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>>78807653
>gets the full apple line up year on year
>not a deano

uhhh
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What is it with old TV shows and movies playing music over every conversation
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>>78807628
>>78807649
bit gay
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>>78807617
Do they kiss?
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>>78807683
>>>/r9k/
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dad earns 60 billion every nanosecond we live normally
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>>78807710
dunno
a lot of modern shows do it to
I think they just do it to hide the shit writing by making the show incomprehensible
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>In the United States, more than one-third (35.7 percent) of adults are considered to be obese. More than 1 in 20 (6.3 percent) have extreme obesity. Almost 3 in 4 men (74 percent) are considered to be overweight or obese. The prevalence of obesity is similar for both men and women (about 36 percent).

what the ACTUAL fuck
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>>78807683
imgur.com/r/boi sort of
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stepped in a dog poo the other day
hired it on the spot
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>>78807662
Just be yourself
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>>78807456
180c for 1 1/2 - 2 hrs. There are other ways to do it but this way works well for me. At the end use the sauce you braised the lamb in to make a sauce (put it into a pan on the hob for about 15 mins until it's thicker and glossy). Serve with mashed potatoes or veg or whatever.
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is gnu+linux the most secure os?
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*mellow acoustic guitar track starts playing*

la la la laa.....
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don't want to move out because i'd hating being a cuck to a lender, landlord or whoever is responsible for gouging you with leasehold properties
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>>78807739
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>>78807754
gentoo is yes
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>>78807739
Its the same for the UK, just slightly lower

Go outside london and everyone is fat
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a cheeky wank, a bit of comfort eating and some alcohol numbs the pain of existing lads haha xx
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>Tfw Britain is the only country on earth to develop space launch capability, then abandon it.
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>>78807677
You're fucking delusional mate.
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>>78807767
>tfw above average weight for today
i lift weights
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>>78807653
Greater London
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>>78807739
those numbers don't add up
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>>78807784
there's nowt good in space
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>>78807791
just stop eating so much fucking food
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>yanks
ack! FOY
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YES I enjoy IT crowd

NO I do NOT go on reddit
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>>78807791
yeah sure you do
*rubs your belly*
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>>78807759
Girooooud
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>the yank in the thread is fat
colour me surprised
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never been to the gym but going to start tomorrow
what is a good starting workout?
i want to eventually look like brad pitt in fight club
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not sure how people are fat

it's 100x easier to lose weight than it is to gain lean muscle
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>>78807849
160lb here :3
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the poster with the swedish flag is a black immigrant
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>>78807866
100x easier to gain fat than both of those
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>>78807849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_358OhIRqo
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>>78807866
you can't just stop lifting and stop eating or you lose your muscle. you have to keep lifting and stop eating, which is hell
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>>78807247
Probably drink it all desu
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doing a fat fetish
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>>78807299
He doesn't even have a great face structure, only nice squinty eyes, yet tens of thousands of girls would eagerly bounce on his dick

Need to become an actor tbqh lads. Could imagine my dead average mug being put on /r/ladyboners with a few hundred upvotes and ''he's so dreamy!'' comments.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13803024
v important poll pls vote
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my dad is rich and he won't buy me anything but he's always on facebook checking in at the apple store and last week he took his girlfriend for dinner at a restaurant in the shard

didn't even treat me or my brother when we were little, he just used to take us to places that were free like museums or the forest
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>>78807861
Starting strength. If you don't want so much focus on legs do an upper lower routine 2x a week
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>>78807905
'ce
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>>78807916
did he give you a small business loan of a billion dollars?
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weight is pre determined by genetics and the body will naturally try to maintain it. hence why skinny people can find it hard to put on weight

but when you use the same argument to point out that it's difficult for fat people to lose weight you get called a fatty and a libcuck something or other
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yank cuisine
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the slovakian degenerate is not posting porn anymore
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>>78807920
thanks
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>>78807882
good band
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>>78807881
t. porky pig
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cant handle the stress and anxiety on busy trains lads

go full out autismo on metro trains, how do I stop this?
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>arse
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>>78807932
you can eat more and gain weight, and they can eat less and lose weight. stop being an idiot
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what obscure youtube channels do lads you watch?

watch this guy all the time. does comfy as fuck craft beer reviews. would chat with him in the comments sections on one of my previous accounts and all
https://www.youtube.com/user/jjdaven
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FUCK i meant egg and sausage

>>78807922
http://www.camvideos.tv/6703/schoolbabyxx/
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>>78807937
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>>78807814
if you're obese you're also overweight
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>>78807932
alri fatty
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>>78807916
this is me

good thing since im nowhere close to being the slightest bit materialistic
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>>78807932
fuck off retard
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>>78807932
i find it easy to gain and lose weight
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>>78807944
sorry i'll make up for that when i get back
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>>78807951
>>78807976
>>78807989
>>78807997
thank you for proving my point. mongs
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rolling a spliff containing illegal contraband lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51t1OsPSdBc
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>>78807984
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>>78807989
post toot
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On 2nd day of nowank lads, denying myself the artificial dopamine hits x

Coping quite well with the slagposting tbqh, willy will be doing jumping jacks at seeing even fully clothed women in a few days though haha
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>>78807988
no, exactly the opposite in these particular data

https://www.niddk.nih.gov/health-information/health-statistics/overweight-obesity
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>>78807984
>>78807937
>>78808016
how is it even possible to eat this?
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>>78808005
where you breastfed?
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>>78807994
same BUT last year I was struggling to get together the deposit on a flat and I told him hoping he might offer to help me in some way but he suggested I get a second job
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you are not able to upload porn anymore
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>>78808046
ye why
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>>78808046
yeah
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Headed to the ol' brewery for day drinks lads
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>>78807932
>weight is pre determined by genetics
no it isn't you spastic

it's determined by how shite your mums cooking was
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>>78808012
you're welcome, fatso
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>>78808012
your point isn't proven. genetics play a very small factor in a persons weight. lifestyle, calorie intake, and exercise are far more important. Genetics is literally just an excuse used by lazy runts like you.
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>tied vote
damnit /britain/
>>78807260
https://web.archive.org/web/20150317225638/https://12irl.tumblr.com/tagged/me btw
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POST IT
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going to a car boot sale tomorrow my laaaaddssss, going to pick up a few bargains
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>>78808035
shut up nerd
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>>78808050
ah, good for your work ethics, but then again... would be really nice with that deposit

i feel you
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>see spider in bathroom
>put a glob of shampoo over it and watch it struggle
any other lads in like myself?
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>work in a call centre
>save 40% of my net pay (rest goes on rent + essentials)
>materialistic graduate-deanos spaff loads on their financed BMWs, dinners out, clothes and eletronic goods and can still afford to save more than me each month

not a fan
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There is only so much you can reason with someone until you just have to walk away when it serves you nothing but heartache.
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>>78808073
it's both genetic and early developmental
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Holy fuck it's literally the mist http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-41069085
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might start watching the young turks again lads
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frankfurters and fries it is
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>>78808087
early developmental is just as bad as genetic since you have no control over what you eat as a baby.

idiot
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>>78808136
nah its not really genetic. its literally just 95% lifestyle.
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pic related
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>>78808124
no. spiders are bros. if I see one I'll feed him a cheeky dead fly if I have one
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>>78808158
uh oh
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>>78808176
its early developmental

which is why you ignored that part. no response, thanks for admitting defeat, you dolt
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>>78808169
early development isn't an excuse for why you're a lazy fat fuck in your 20's

FUCK OFF FATTY
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he can't post post porn because the mods will fuck him up hhahahaha
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>>78808170
just wanna smash it into a small burger and get diabetes from one concentrated bite
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hmmmm, ah yes
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>>78808045
i ate this

nearly died
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>>78808214
it's an explanation for weight variance, thicko
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>>78808205
No it isn't you mong

see >>78808214

howling at your sausage fingers desperately pounding away on the keyboard to justify your obesity to anonymous internet strangers
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Is there a /brit/ radio station?
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>>78808250
Meat-coma?
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>>78808169
That's right fatty, you're a victim of circumstances. It's not your fault you keep stuffing your face, you're made to do it by things beyond your control.
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grim
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Just milked you retards for some reddit karma again

keep dancing puppets
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>>78808098
they do a carboot sale every sunday on the edge of an industrial estate a few miles from my place that I've gone to once or twice and I can safely say literally EVERY item on sale is stolen/contraband

and the lads selling them, you couldn't even make them up as characters from a comedy sketch
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>do something a bit off-kilter but not actually illegal
>British or Australian government clamber to prosecute you just 'cos
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>>78808250
how does one go about eating that
you can't pick it up like a normal burger
do you eat them individually or just start knawing at the side of the mountain?
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post toot ahahha
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>>78808252
nice non argument , thicko
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>>78808251
im sure your "weight variance" constitutes being qualified as overweight coincidentally lmao
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>>78808268
there should be desu that could be a good idea
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>>78808268
yeah the cy.tube
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>>78808271
i was literally shaking after eating that
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>>78808272
babies are literally made to do things beyond their control because they can't do anything.
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yeah I vape
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*opens a tin of quality street and leaves it on the table*

now lads, you're only allowed 1. dont take any more.
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tourette's has me shouting fucking niggers in public again. might need to start carrying for protection.
>>
I drink 2+ litres of milk a day. Any other milk lads in?
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>>78808292
nice non argument, thicko
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>>78808323
whats this?
>>
*obesely screams with a mouthful of mayonnaise cake*
IT'S GENETIC, I CAN'T HELP IT
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>>78808268
no. don't ever ask such a stupid question again
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>>78808357
this but unironically
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flat earth is ____
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>tfw no forest dad to teach me how to survive
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>>78808324
Sounds like a good burger then
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>>78808284
i did it by it sides
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any marxists in? just submitted by dissertation on class warfare in post-brexit britain x
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miss the old 'sync desu
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>im fat because mummy fed me chicken mcnuggets as a baby its not my fault i swear
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>>78808268
>>78808323
yeah there's this >>78808323 and there's also a brit dubtrack that some guy here does once or twice a week, usually very late at night
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Would rather never have sex again than resort to banging a fatty
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>ALAN B’STARD: John Smith is one of the few politicians left who has stuck rigidly by the
Conservative 1992 manifesto.
Haha, I'd missed that one the first time round.
(For yanks, children, and those not diagnosed with an autism spectrum disorder: John Smith was leader of the Labour party at this stage.)
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>>78808415
He'd burn well.

Jet fuel cant melt steel beams but human fat can
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>>78808406
will the Leave proletariat kill the Remain bourgeoisie?
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any /biz/ man in?

need a good alt coin to get into
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hKYv7AFhQA

new afghan dan
>new afghan dan
new afghan dan
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>new afghan dan
new afghan dan
>new afghan dan
>new afghan dan
new afghan dan
>new afghan dan
>new afghan dan
new afghan dan
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>>78808325
That explains chubby infants. What about grown fatties like you?
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>>78808415
It's not like young kids are going to actively choose to eat vegetables by themselves after they've been fed junk food for years, for the most part you learn your dietary habits when prepubescent and what your parents feed you is a direct contribution to that. Most people who balloon into 150kg landwhales started off when they were much younger
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>>78808392
Round
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my parents fed the fuck out of me, I was a fat kid. lost it all when I gained some height.
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>>78808446
there's a new cryptoC for jewish people

reckon it will blow up like crazy
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>>78808440
just tweeted this to GCHQ. you're going away tarquin
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>>78808388
But I was saying it unironically
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>>78808426
>brit dubtrack
I went to that once i think, very comfy, they were playing bjork and talk talk
definitely /mu/tants
>>
Want a daughter and a few sons lads

I can feel it in my loins
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>>78808406
Did you seriously submit a Marxist endorsement of Brexit?
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>>78808406
give us the rundown
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>>78808488
nonce
>>
imogen heap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ri0f-Hh6-U
>>
>>78808483
my post was ironic lol
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>>78808459
fat babies become fat adults

i'm not fat. that's just ad hom because you have no argument

thicko
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>>78808446
OMG
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>>78808454
goes from shithole flat to huge as fuck house and new bmw
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>It's not like young kids are going to actively choose to eat vegetables by themselves after they've been fed junk food for years, for the most part you learn your dietary habits when prepubescent and what your parents feed you is a direct contribution to that. Most people who balloon into 150kg landwhales started off when they were much younger
>>
>>78808474
Same, they never said no when I said I was hungry. But they used to feed me well. Fresh veg, stews, casserole, pheasant, rabbit pie, etc.
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>>78808495
why so surprised
https://www.cpbml.org.uk/leave
https://www.communist-party.org.uk/britain/eu/2290-stop-the-plots.html
http://www.cpgb-ml.org/index.php?secName=proletarian&subName=display&art=1190
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got forty-five (45) likes on my latest 'gram post
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>>78808282
next thing that guy'll be sending a pipe bomb through the mail like what happened to bjork
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>>78808544
ad hom
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>>78808553
sad twat
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Anyone want to go on the mongol rally?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VwacRktz2c
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>>78808540
getting shilled too hard

pump and dump coin
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>>78808250
I tried to eat this
Got halfway through and vomitted
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I was 130kg this time last year and now I'm 96, was fat until about 15 and then moved into obese territory

Your diet during childhood absolutely sets the precedent for what happens last time, you can't actively go out and make money to fund a decent diet and it's entirely up to your parents, sometimes you'll see those fat little gremlins who are like 9 years old and it's blatantly obvious what their future holds
>>
>>78808512
No

I want to breed with an adult female
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>>78808454
>sidemen diss
fucks sake
>>
>>78808415
the food-stamp threads on /ck/ are fascinating 2bh. gives a bizarre insight into the welfare culture of America
>>
>>78808553
pathetic. at the same time I'm impressed because that's half the population of canada.
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>>78808547
I'm not questioning that a Marxist would be opposed to the neo-liberal, free market EU.

However, university lefties aren't that extreme. They're all pro-EU. You'll have to have been pretty deft to pull that off.
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>>78808520
LOL SO WAS MINE. Seems like you've been tricked
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>i'm not fat. that's just ad hom because you have no argument
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tic tac better get back in his box
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comfy march
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>>78808631
ad hom
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>>78808626
:/
>>
>>78808523
And fat adults are in control of their diet. Personal responsibility, you can't blame mummy forever fatso. Excuses won't make you lose weight, action will.
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>>78808587
definitely not, it's overvalued at the moment but it will still go up within the year.
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>>78808365
how new
>>
>>78808596
You can't control the quality but you can control the quality retard. I ate loads of shite as a kid never came close to being overweight
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>>78808608
They need to put restrictions on what you can buy with those
People who don't work shouldn't be eating fucking steak and lobster
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>>78808638
me in the maoist pary
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>You can't control the quality but you can control the quality retard.
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WHY DON'T YOU POST IT???
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>>78808679
>you can't control the quality
>but you can control the quality
at last, i truly understand
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>>78808663
>fat adults are in control of their diet
but not of their body which balances it out to maintain their existing weight
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>>78808706
I meant quantity shithead
>>
always have and always will maintain that obesity is a genetic condition, the science is on my side
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>>78808707
What is exercise
>>
>>78808741
>>78808741

new
>>
wow porn has really gone to shit recently
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>>78808757
>>78808757
>>78808757
>>78808757
new
>>
ahaha just stop stuffing your faces you fat fucks. worse than blacks who shift all personal responsibility onto racist whitey
>>
310
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>>78808745
the body still does all it can to balance it the other way
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>>78808707
The body doesn't create mass out of thin air, fatso. As long as you keep eating like two, you'll weigh like two.
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>you can't control the quantity but you can control the quantity
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>>78808795
What are you spacking on about
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