/asean/

just come here to see those kids stabbing each others

>>78710044
what there are indonesians in portugal?

Also Filipinas es latino

>>78710073
That is correct

keep me company while I prepare food for the fiesta tomorrow :(

>>78710013
>wkwkwkw
we use just the standard lol / hahahaha response.

wkwkwkwkwk is strictly indonesian

>>78710869
it is part of the joke

>>78710898
Sorry my sense of humor died due to lack of /asean/ and an overdose of /nusantara/

>>78710930
wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkw

>>78710930
understandable

/asean/ is back now.

>>78711408
And stronger than ever!

dab

stabby stabby

What's supposed to be happening in this thread?

>>78713934
What stabbing?

>>78714042
you tell me, but dont use your stabbing device

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>>78714012
knife fights i guess

>>78714012
music
post music you're listening to

>>78714352
*stabs you*
your hairy brother is next.

>>78714352
do you love spain?

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Tite

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g0QrBphsioM

What happened to frenchie?

Wtf love France now we should copy thier language policies

>>78715664
in morocco

https://mothership.sg/2017/08/malaysia-got-6-out-of-11-flags-wrong-in-a-medal-tally-broadcast-on-tv-during-the-sea-games/ top kek

>>78715923
lmao,why so many fuck ups?

>>78715923
kek,not another one

>>78715923
Thank god(?) im not born as retarded malay

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>>78716399
haha remember this retardation with the logo?

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>>78716549
That's a bisaya mistake.

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Post /asean/ qt!

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>>78717134

>>78717332
is this guy a faggit

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>>78717134
its a guy

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>>78717134
are ladyboys allowed?

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SHOOK

>>78718666
Devil trips for arneo

wkwkwkwkwkwkw

>>78710013
Still no Filipino gods in SMITE. fucking racist

>>78718666
Christ this case

>Fajardo: We only confirmed Kian's involvement with drugs after the operation

It means they didn't have any probable cause to apprehend and question the boy. His apprehension was illegal, he was unwillingly and forcefully dragged, it was a kidnapping

Kantotin nyo ako!

>>78720899
I love you too

>>78720899
nice face anon

>>78719005
smite is dead,everyone is in paladins now

lmao do you guys play LoL on Chinese servers?

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Im hungry guys
What to eat?

>>78721130
there are SEA servers

>>78721130
SEA server is king
Rammus a best

>>78721238
sari-sari stores are closed

>>78717134
Would inshallah with

>>78721293
tangina im scared of going outside.

Hablas español?

>>78721352
Spanish or Chinese
I cant decide as my 3rd language

>>78721402
Spanish coño!

>>78721102
At least Tekken has a Filipina

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>>78717332
>>78717402
>>78717456
What the heck is wrong with you guys, post normal qts

>>78722715
It's not cute if they don't have a dick

Hey guys
Can i come to your country and Teach english?
Im a black guy so you will all probably think im Afrikan anyway. Issat kool?

>>78726029
No

>>78726846
but i promise ill be really nice and totally respect your culture.

Honestly though. The last time i went to Manila people thought i was Nigerian. Kinda sucked.....

yall treat all foreigners that way?

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Hey Aseans.Buy more of this piece of shit attack jet so we can eat more kimchi.

>>78727079
Yes

hello my fellow ching chongs how's the weather?

>>78727073
>>78727073

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>>78727398
looks like im not going to Indoneasia.....

What do you really think about us chocolate flavored N.Americans?

How would SEA recieve a 22 year old relatively good looking white guy on welfare

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who /comfy/ here

>>78716399
If you are winning hard might as well go maximum salt, why would you burn a land without salting it afterwards?
Also its TV2, a poor channel that is only watched if you are at least 50 years old.

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>>78733247
Hehe. You seems mad.

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our eclipse will be at december 26 2019
hope to see you there

>>78734775
Hoped we got rain or clouds dyring that time.

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are you ready asean for the new age?

>>78735693
did you draw this? lmao

>>78735693
>tfw ruled under the Brunei Monarchy
Im ok with this as long as prince-sama touch my hands

>>78735693
What happened to Singapore?

>>78735693
really makes you think

>>78735693
>tfw princess

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>>78735693
>>78735839
>>78735839
>>78737180
>>78736404
>>78736404
>confirming where you live

>>78737279
>t. cebuANO

>>78710013
guys how to get a job and make a good resume that'll get you hired

1. mass apply this long weekend on jobstreet / jora / kalibrr / linkedin
2. answer all replies to your application
3. show up to the interview

then what?

>>78737348
....that's bascially it.

>>78737370
nice

i mean how to make a good resume

just put your education and work history on it?

and how to pass the interview so you don't have to attend too many of those 9 hour plus long hiring sessions

>>78737408
be confident
have confident body language
become a people person

>>78737408
don't forget to also put your skills too; but remember, emphasize on the skills relevant only to the job you're applying to.

>>78737348
>>78737408
fake it till you make it

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>>78737348
Congrats!

>>78737543
The only golden rule that you need for job hunting.

>>78737348
>>78737408
kiss ass

>>78737543
>>78737517
>>78738181
>>78737539
>>78737726

thanks. this is going to be hard though since i'm 4chan autistic

>>78738387
make sure you can defend/rehearse everything you put in your resume

>>78738564
eye contact
back up straight
loud voice

my name is [name], i'm [age] years old, i studied x in y school, after that i worked job A and B, where I did C and D. a high pressure day in my previous job involved X, and i did Y and Z to solve it and get the tasks done. my strength is getting things done properly and on time, my weakness is i need to sleep after a long day at work. i'm eager to learn how to be a good employee at your company.

what's a typical day like in the office? *employer answers* that's like my days back at my previous job when it comes to x y z, so that's how you do things here, i'm eager to adjust to your preferred workflow

what are my duties and responsibilities? *employer answers* that's great, i'm good at x y z and i'm eager to learn a b c.

when can you start?
next monday, or sooner if needed

fuck what happened to my rain

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>>78737348
Go to this druggie's funeral and shout allah ackbar

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>>78739954
Ayy lmao

Shill posting is now legit evidence

>>78735693
The oppression of the Brunei Monarchy will never return

>his country has never won an olympic gold medal
not a real country desu

>>78739954
lmao

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>>78740375

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What would you think if I visited your country and didn't ride on an elephant?

>>78740426
I would find it strange for there are no elephants here

What are some comfy SEA films by the way?

>>78740503
the raid and the raid 2

>>78740503
what type of movies are you looking for?

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>>78717402
>>78717456
>Posts picture of a girl
>Calls it a boy

>>78740519

Seen them.

>>78740548

Not action or anything. Like comfy independents with nice setting. I saw a film called pop aye recently and it was ultra comfy.

>>78740594
Any Lav Diaz film, just be prepared for sitting on your ass for 5 hours at least

CALIFORNIA UBER ALLES
CALIFORNIA UBEEEEEER ALLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

>>78740680

My man, good call. Any personal rec from his work? Are they hard to find copies off?

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>>78740834
Norte, Hangganan ng Kasaysayan (Norte, the End of History) is good, probably his most accessible work (only 4 hours)

>>78740503
Laskar Pelangi, 5 cm, Habibie & Ainun, Tenggelamnya Kapal van der Wijk, Filosofi Kopi, Kartini, etc.
I don't know what do you mean by comfy btw.

>>78740947

I will check it out and post what I think. Thanks anon!

>>78740834
His movies are very liberal centric tho

>>78741000

Most decent works of art are though.

>>78737348
>in job interview
>interviewer asks you "How much do you expect us to pay you?"

wat do

>>78740503
Kita kita

>>78740957
>tfw watching 5cm right after tenggelamnya kapal van der wijck

astaghfirullah zainuddin kenapa kamu jahil sekali
ya ampun hayati kenapa kamu pakai rok mini

>>78741000
And poverty porn-ish

is nusantara is kill?

>>78740426
Good choice, would suck to have a tourist die from getting stomped.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soxYORZ-BoY

>East Timor
truly the Portugal of Asia

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>>78710013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--3c5I299uw
GOOD LORD
MOST POWERFUL RACE ACTIVATED THE OXYGEN IN HIS MUSCLES

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>>78741075
>he didnt do his research and know his market value

Just say P466 a day Flipbro

>>78741928
noodle arms

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>>78741990
>market value

It's good enough for contractual work, still pondering for the long-term on how to raise capital faster.

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>>78740092
>>78739954

Lmao indeed

>"We also based some doon sa mga ano, sir, lumalabas na mga ano doon sa mga social media na meron ding nagsasabi.' Yun lang po ang basis natin, sir."

WTF

http://cnnphilippines.com/videos/

>>78741928
>common footwork of weaving and bobbing
>l-look guise. he doing da dempsey lmao p-pinoy pride?
fucking weebs

august is almost over

good evening

>>78740503
Sherina's Adventure

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rip in peace

>>78745432
F

>>78735693
im honestly okay with this, i want to see tje bisayans starve when they get cut off from luzon funds

>>78747143
Huh?
It said they will go to brunei and Mindanao will go to borneo

>>78747568
Exactly, Brunei's gdp is only a bit higher than cebu. Meanwhile ncr is about the same as oman's

>>78747143
t. hambog tagalog

>>78747143
t. alberto dalugdog

>>78748252
>dalugdog
Thats a bisaya name

Its beginning!!! Msia vs Indo football semi final. Good luck Indo and Malaysia! May the best team win! Congrats Thailand making it to the Finals.

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>>78748445

>>78748483
Strong turnout of Indo fans. Lets hope for a clean game.

>>78748445
>>78748496

Lol
If I remembered correctly it means thunder or roar in Bisaya

>>78748483
>>78748587
People are falling left and right, the shah alam stadium field is cursed.

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>sister's friend goes for a visit
>walks with her dirty whore slippers on inside the house
>see me trying to fix friend's airshit
>"oy oy bati tayo ah? wag moko babarilin ok? hahaha hindi ako drug addict hahahahah ok ok wag moko barilin sa school ahh hahahahahah"
>drinks directly from my personal water pitcher
>changes my radio's frequency without my permission
>"wow medyo tumaba ka ah" as she pinch my thigh
>slurps audibly when drinking soup
i don't know if this woman is hitting on me or if she's really just a stupid whore with no manners. i still fucking hate her anyway.

>>78750566
ayy lmao just grab her by the pussy you stupid cuck

>>78750566
just understand yellowcucks

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>>78751142
>ayy lmao just grab her by the unwashed disease ridden pussy you stupid cuck
no thank you

>>78751244
what did anon mean by this

>>78750566
lmao

>tfw lose again on football

Time to shitpost on kaskus lads

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>>78750566
Dutertards are such huge cucks lmao

Nice Cuck fiction btw
>>78751296
Pic related

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>>78742776
I'm wiling to give the police the benefit of a doubt but seriously its just too obvious.
They need to hire a netter script writer and get their statements on a row

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>>78750566
>Personal water pitcher
Also pic related might be the answer to your problem

>>78721402
CHinese
I predict you're going to be a chinese state by 2030 lol

>>78742776
http://news.abs-cbn.com/video/news/01/26/17/cctv-shows-cops-allegedly-planting-drugs

I wonder what does the police do to all the recovered drugs.
Specially if its a case close and no need to have evidenciary support.
Throw it in the sea?

>>78750566
what does she look like?

>>78717456
>>78717402
Would you?

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>>78754504
like typical slum woman with ugly brace and stupid burnt hair color

>>78754061
Proper disposal is cremation, if they actually do it

>>78754839
Honetly sounds like people here in the rural provinces
Very communal no bounderies
"Everyone is close"

>>78752296
Now I'm curious on dawrin's excuses

>>78751142
>>78752205
>78750566

Seriously
How much of a beta pusher over are to let that happen.

>>78754965
pretty much this, she's probably a probinsyano who hasn't been properly "colonized' yet

>>78754839
sounds hot desu

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>>78754965
Or a Duterte fanatic worshiper.

You what's funny
Reading in more into the kian guy
He seems like one of those "maangas" "siga" types that worships duterte because its the "manly thing to do" and the irony that his grandparents and father voted for him

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>>78755408
>ugly face & slum dweller
>hot
Pls pick one

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>>78755408
honestly yes if she wasn't so dirty looking i would've tried tapping the butt and spill palabok but i know better

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>>78755316
>>78754965
I know what this feels
That's why they always get scammed on in the cities even in working abroad like in saudi

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>>78755316
Yes btw she is and we are in the province

>>78756053
This completely changes everything. Your playing by their rules now

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>>78756351
the guy you're replying to isnt even me

>>78756053
That explains the no manners
>>78756351
How so? Is that shitty behavior okay with them

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What stage are you in now?

Been long since I've been to /asean/. What's everyone's opinion on Duterte now?

>>78757239
It's all gone quiet. I would've wanted him to make more scenes lol

>>78757239
I never read the news anymore. I just play games to have peace and relaxation. Not to get away from politics but from work stress.

It's so easy to spot another virgin amirite guys?