/vocaroo/

>>78727073
post feet

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1OgefPfnmYj

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1tb0MLcgJiE

rate

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ri0qawv50q

>>78727344
the fuck is this

>>78727344
du har inte tillåtelse att använda kanalen

>>78727384
*reports you to the Austrian Police*

heh, nothing personal, kiddo

Send this to all your Belgians!! Like if you agree

>>78727185
Perfectly fine, didn't hear any mistakes.

>>78727356
The only real mistake was that you overemphasised the h-sound in have, the rolled r was a nice addition.

>>78727384
Your autism is remarkably consistent, very good post.

aay
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0fljuOiXase

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>>78727344

>>78727073
Pale cipap dia vocaroo. Nak vocaroo pg je la australia pantat. Kat sana panggang vocaroo pun boleh makan

>>78727556
That burp was fucking disgusting. The start sounded semi-English and some words throughout had an English sounding, but it was alright, the stress on words was a tad strange.

Put out to grass is like putting a horse/cattle out to pasture, essentially telling him to go into retirement.

>>78727384
WEW
E
W

>>78727645
cheers sorry for the burp I didn't mean to record it but it was too late

>>78727547
>Your autism is remarkably consistent, very good post.
You've only seen the tip of the iceberg.

>>78727547
post nipples

>>78727547
>>78727528
>>78727665
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0micmLfdAWM

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>>78727073

>perhaps that's because you come from Belgium, which of course is pretty much a non-country.

Every time

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>>78727547
Why did you skip my recording

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0fxlrpUAGNo
probably forced it a little kek

https://vocaroo.com/i/s15RKKZj1Iwk

Rate my b8 and give me some French.

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>>78727740

ICH BIN BEREIT

know your meme is an enlightening website, I highly recommend it

>Copypasta is internet slang for any block of text that gets copied and pasted over and over again, typically disseminated by individuals through online discussion forums and social networking sites. Although it shares some characteristics with spam in the sense they’re both unsolicited (and often considered a nuisance), copypastas are mainly spread through human operators whereas the latter is automatically generated by electronic messaging systems.

>>78727763
Responded to the wrong post, the first one was supposed to be yours.

>>78727774
French/10

It was still understandable lad, you just said the words with a very French accent, like nation-state or assassin.

>>78727774

>that french accent calling belgium a non-country

Noice.

Here's some Italian for you

La pizza va mangiata surgelata e con le patatine fritte.

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>>78727838
Oh thanks

>>78727844
>>78727838
it was a joke, I guess I wasn't forcing it enough lmao

>>78727789

Nice job, lad. Tone down the yank lilt, though.

>>78727789
It was decent but it sounded like every sentence was a question, you went up at the end of the sentences. Either you're very happy or you're a very curious person kek.

>>78727880
Great impersonation, in that case.

>>78727869
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0QE1LTJbeo7

>>78727869
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1qbqmzjRair

I don't know any Italian.

>>78727073
https://vocaroo.com/i/s115nxRQfXpD

>>78727869
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0URcVHEULVt

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>>78727073
https://vocaroo.com/i/s11dzK1azWs8

I want to say something in german

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0CdSvAbNdPX

>>78727923
VERY good, nice vowels, great consonants, have you studied Italian?

>>78727990
don't ask me why but you have a french accent, the only non comprehensible word is surgelata. G in Italian always sounds either like the J in Jail or the G in Gate

>>78728038
kek

>>78727998
I love how you talk desu

>>78728067
You sound exactly like the Finn I used to play League with kek

>>78728067
>who are you
Sounded a little like how are you, but that could've just been my ear.

>is pretty much a non-country

That's the one part of the entire paragraph that sounded like you were a real, live person kek.

Otherwise it was perfectly fine.

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>>78728067

>>78728169
A bit on the internet, and I spent a month in Italy recently

>>78728209
whats the translation from that image?

>>78728165
>al-Qaeda
That's the only word you need to hear to know what the recording is about.

>>78727869
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0nEBiGsD14c

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>>78728209
Enkusta L :DDDDDDDDDDDD

>>78728067
luff eet :DDD

>>78728196
T-thanks

Any chance of some German?

>>78727344
Varifrån kommer du?

>>78727869
Could my flag be mistaken for a natives in ur country?

https://vocaroo.com/i/s12tWYsQ2RWZ

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Have an edgy quote. Source is Reaper Man, finale, Death of Discworld holding his speech to Azrael, the ultimate Death.
>LORD, WE KNOW THERE IS NO GOOD ORDER EXCEPT THAT WHICH WE CREATE
>THERE IS NO HOPE BUT US. THERE IS NO MERCY BUT US. THERE IS NO JUSTICE. THERE IS JUST US
>ALL THINGS THAT ARE, ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION.
>AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END SOME DAY. LORD, WILL YOU GRANT ME JUST A LITTLE TIME? FOR THE PROPER BALANCE OF THINGS. TO RETURN WHAT WAS GIVEN. FOR THE SAKE OF PRISONERS AND THE FLIGHT OF BIRDS.

>LORD, WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN

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Feedback on my accent all of my teachers were americans

https://vocaroo.com/i/s12wM7cNmLAU

>>78728388
Du får gissa

>>78727838
https://vocaroo.com/i/s13fbK5Ltsgt
>>78727869
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0OArxmvX5Wy

>>78728449
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1KVpfWwn22U

>>78728169
>don't ask me why but you have a french accent

Fugg :DDDD. I'm studying French right now and I might do the DELF/DALF soon.

>>78728589
That was perfectly understandable, didn't notice any mistakes.

>>78728522
Rumänien>Spanien>Saudiarabien

>>78728449
https://vocaroo.com/i/s14ZG5ak2dRe
enjoy my autism

>>78728264
magna cum laude (a matriculation exam grade) in English

i find series more enjoyable with subtitles

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>>78728675
>Spanien
Ja

>>78728601
noice, I started 3 days ago for job-related reasons. It's not as hard as I thought for now


>>78728589
7/10 the only mistake was the final e that sounded more like an a. good job

>>78728428
good inflection, more than comprehensible. It's weird, the word "surgelata" seems to be the one causing the most problems

>>78728279
Almost perfect! The only mistake is the voiced s in Surgelata, it should be unvoiced

>>78728263
pretty impressive desu

>>78728745
tu hablas en español?

>>78727073
I don't know why I pronounced though as "fo", I usually pronounce it correctly:
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q0CVnadlaW

>>78727869
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1CRzh9JpWju

Reposting this again, MWAHAHAHHA

V njedrah tundry vydry v gjetrah tyrjat v vjodra jadra kjedraf Bydra -- smjesj babra i vydry -- bodra tyrit jadra kjedra
v njedrah tundry v vjodrah, padla
Vydrav s vydry v tundrje gjetry, vytru vydraj jadra kjedra,
vytru gjetraj vydrje mordu -- vydru v tundru jadra v vjodra.
Bobr Pjotr vydram bjodra vytjer, vjodra vydral, jadra vybral.
Sdali vydry gjetry Gret'hen. Grjeh u Gret'hen gjetry tyritj!
V tundrje vydram vtorjat urki. Tyrjat urki v tundrje vtulki.
Vparjat vtulki urki turkam. Vstavjat turki vtulki v kurtki.
Vorat kurtki -- morda vydry. Modna vydra v njedrah tundry!

Aige bruach Dún Réimhe ar uaigneas lae,
Ó, ba shnuamhar géaga bláthgeal,
Sé chuala mé géimneach cuantaí Éireanna,
Is fuaim sna spéarthaí in airde.
Dá rá gur buartha a bhí mo scéal,
Mo chroí faoi léiche,
Plúr na n-éan ag fógradh an scéil,
Ó, le cumhaidh gur éag na cágaí.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s19bdBxglEMt

>>78728846
Yes

>>78728860
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1giq22WrbDl

>>78728474

Made me feel:

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iyUkCGDPAa

>>78728860
>>78728863
>that slavic language whatever it is
>gaelic
keep this thread alive for 12 hours and I can attempt them tomorrow when I'm home
>>78728909
qué rico, cuantos años tienes

>>78728474
The accent was fine, I could understand it but the microphone quality was a bit harder because there were some sounds being drowned out by kids in the background.

>>78729009
>qué rico
Eres de sudamérica?

Any German or French tonight?

>>78728941
That was ridiculously intense.

>>78729076
Every time I link /deutsch/ or /oest/ they just post vocaroos of that Turk or Hitler. Contact them at your own peril.

>>78729076
Yeah I'm the Francophone who did the French accent bit. Don't know if you tried this when I posted it:

Suis-je chez ce cher Serge?

>>78729128
>linking /deutsch/ or /oest/

There's your first mistake

>The Berlin Plus agreement is the short title of a comprehensive package of agreements made between NATO and the EU on 16 December 2002.[1] These agreements were based on conclusions of NATO's 1999 Washington summit, sometimes referred to as the CJTF mechanism,[2] and allowed the EU to draw on some of NATO's military assets in its own peacekeeping operations.

>>78729065
no, soy de suecia. por qué? "qué rico" es una palabra SA?

>>78729168
This lad is an impersonater, i'am the real nigel abode

>>78729259
As an expression yes
Did you learn Spanish in school then?

>>78729076
>>78729160
And if anyone wants a longer French excerpt:

>Ensuite, je mis mon nez dans son con qui sentait l’œuf – à cause de sa récente décharge – et la pisse. Comme je portais ma langue sur son clitoris, elle se mit à rire et laissa retomber sa jupe. Mais je la tins fort et continuai à léchotter tout son corps sous ses jupes et cela me faisait bander davantage. Mais comme le bruit recommença, Ursule se dégagea pour de bon. Je dus m’en aller, mais comme elle se retournait, je soulevai encore une fois ses jupes par derrière et je mis à nu son vraiment superbe cul, d’une fermeté admirable. « Encore un peu, Ursule », dis-je en la tenant ferme par la chemise. Je baisai ses fesses, les maniai, les ouvris et sentis son trou du cul qui n’exhalait aucune odeur de merde, mais seulement celle de la sueur. Mais elle se dégagea définitivement en observant qu’elle ne comprenait pas comment un monsieur comme moi pouvait avoir plaisir à sentir les endroits puants d’un corps de paysanne.

(Apollinaire)

>>78729406
Thanks lad! btw the german poster is impersonating me, just hide his posts

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>tfw remember seeing a good quote to post in a vocaroo thread but don't remember what it was exactly

>>78729487
If you really had autism you'd bookmark them (^:

>>78729360
Yeah, teacher was half Swedish half Spanish-speaking-country. Wish I'd actually listen to the lessons because I know jack shit Spanish now that I want to actually learn it...

>>78729406
https://vocaroo.com/i/s08p18GCpF3S

Rate.

>>78728921
Semi-intelligible/10, not bad

>>78728863
https://vocaroo.com/i/s08YW5t4G0u6
I really tried this time..

>>78729406
Studied french for 1 year, 4 years ago and never actually spoke to anybody since then
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1IDgB11kCDC

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>>78729487
>>78729595
let's pick this one in the meantime, very nice poem that uses the sound of the language very well:

O schaurig ist's, übers Moor zu gehn,
Wenn es wimmelt vom Heiderauche,
Sich wie Phantome die Dünste drehn
Und die Ranke häkelt am Strauche,
Unter jedem Tritte ein Quellchen springt,
Wenn aus der Spalte es zischt und singt,
O schaurig ist's, übers Moor zu gehn,
Wenn das Röhricht knistert im Hauche!

the full thing is over here http://handmann.phantasus.de/g_knabeimmoor.html
btw, don't stop linking to /deutsch/, i like it when the brudis unveil their autism over here

>>78728941
I really didn't get it

>>78729744
It was much better than most of the previous ones I've heard, there were a few mistakes but it was overall quite well done. For a foreigner, it's like a 7.5/10.

The vowels kinda threw you off, c is always a k sound, and ch is like the German ch (although in some parts of Ulster they pronounce it how you pronounced it, I think).

>>78729806
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1SIRVIs1qd9

>>78729806
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0I8fuxdVrW2

>>78729406

had to rush it a little so i could have improved the French but it made me giggle to read

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1kAKGD3gxWy

>>78729806
https://vocaroo.com/i/s11OR7AgPt48

>>78729895
Okay, thanks. Irish is one of those languages in which written stuff barely has anything to do with the spoken stuff, so I had to write down things you pronounced and then pronounce it from there...

>>78729967
Odeur de merde/10

Actually, 10/10

>>78729688
Quite good!

The text is literary and the author is using simple past: "baisai, maniai, ..."
The sound for -ai is not è but é, this is how the simple past "je baisai" and the imparfait "je baisais" are distinguished. So that's one mistake.
Other than that, dégagea is written "gEa" to make it sound like "ja", but the "e" is not pronounced.
The only other thing I noticed is your nasals. "Ensuite, puants, paysanne". They need a bit of work.
Good job, Kraut friend.

>>78729744
Mmmh I wish I could say it's good, but it's not very intelligible. Was funny to hear your confusion though haha.

>>78729967
KEK
Very good :D you actually don't really sound English

>>78728860
perfect/10

>>78729806
gave it a shot, it's pretty hard https://vocaroo.com/i/s0eseMbdIEJo

>>78729179
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1RvCMmJiqPQ

>>78730118
Thanks for the feedback. I'm not really used to the literary past at that point.

>>78730118
Never actually dug up into German pronounciation rules, maybe I should've, before reading that.. poem? Whatever it is.

>>78729806
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1MoP37Fe4SU

>>78729930
Intelligibile overall. Many Dutchmen speaking German that I've heard so far had a very sloppy accent, you are no exception tb h. The 's' in Dünste is a normal one, no 'sch'.

>>78729895
'st' in 'Dünste' and 'knistert' are normal, not 'scht'. Well intelligible, some errors here and there, mainly some mispronounced vowels and 'ch'.

>>78730011
I can't quite decide whether you know German or not. You seem to know some things about its pronunciation though. Many things can be understood, some not. 'Heiderauche' was quite off.

>>78730152
Best one. You forgot the 'ch' in Quellchen and the 't' in knistert, rest was fine.

>>78730272
You posted in another vocaroo thread already, right? Almost native level. Where did you learn German so well?

Going to be afk for some minutes, may come back later

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>>78730011
Yeah, the written language was only standardised in the 50s/60s.

We had our own kind-of-script but the British never made Gaelic-fonts for their typewriters/printing presses so we just kinda improvised.

I've wrote out the first paragraph, though my handwriting is quite poor.

>>78730637
Why the fuck does it always come out sideways?

>>78730152
The only "mistake" I heard was
>package

You stressed the second-syllable where the stress would be on the first.

>>78730381
>Going to be afk for some minutes, may come back later

Good lad, Hans. That combine harvester simulator won't drive itself.

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>>78730946
attractive handwriting/10

>>78730812
damn gotta work on my stresses thanks my man

I'll keep this thread alive all night if I have to.

We shall never surrender.

>>78727073
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1wPMWdiaTzH

>>78730868
still waiting for the Simulatorenspieleentwicklersimulator tbf

>>78732695

Best in thread for English. A few, very small, errors in emphasis. That along with "clerk". Other than that, bloody well done.

>>78732695
Quite good, only one or two quirks. The first time you said democracy it sounded like "demorcracy" and the emphasis on the second part of legitimacy. Those were probably just casual mistakes from reading out-loud.

Quite good overall.

>>78727073
>>78727774
my normal accent
https://vocaroo.com/i/s12CdnjQ8KFC

GUESS WHERE IM FROM

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>>78733767
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s12CdnjQ8KFC

>>78733767
>fries

YANK'D

>>78734119
That was from my sudden burning passion against the English.

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>>78734281

Edgyness will do that to you, lad.

>>78734342
It would totally in character for him to have paid people to say that, if I'm honest.

>>78734400
-totally be* fuck

>>78734400
why have you got such a chip on your shoulder about Nige? Are you that invested in what he's against that you're offended, or are you just pissed off because of his loud mouth?

>>78734440
I honestly don't care, I thought the vocaroo would be more fun if I pretended to get mad.
But yeah, he seems like a massive cunt from the little I know.

>>78734459
It's just banter, m8 :^)

>>78734478
I dug up some German for you
>Kennst du das Land? wo die Citronen blühn,
>Im dunkeln Laub die Gold-Orangen glühn,
>Ein sanfter Wind vom blauen Himmel weht,
>Die Myrthe still und hoch der Lorbeer steht.
>Kennst du es wohl?
>Dahin! Dahin!
>Mögt ich mit dir, o mein Geliebter, ziehn.

And weird request, could you (or any Englishman browsing this thread) try a really posh RP accent? The out-dated, Shakespearean, or Simon Sewell kind of an RP accent
If you need a text:
>The British Empire and the French Republic, linked together in their cause and in their need, will defend to the death their native soil, aiding each other like good comrades to the utmost of their strength. Even though large tracts of Europe and many old and famous States have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Gestapo and all the odious apparatus of Nazi rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender

>>78734752

I can give it a go in a posh old boy accent, but I won't do too well.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0783FGXH58K

>>78734932
I'd have made it a bit more of a rousing monologue if I didn't have to keep my voice down. Shame I didn't do it justice

>>78734932
Thanks mate, sounds nice to me. I love that accent, it really gave those speeches the required gravitas and inspiring tone. I'd learn it if it weren't for the fact I'd sound utterly ridiculous today.

>>78735064
I have a family member who sounds like that. Also if you go into any high society function you will encounter people with that accent, if not tone. But yes, 99% of the time you would sound ridiculous.

If you are German I have a little request for you. Would you be able to give me your best and deepest attempt at an eastern (thueringen region, if possible) accent?

>>78735131
Oh I can barely string a coherent sentence together in German. I'm Belgian, and a Francophone. That's why I pretended to get mad, and why I could do the French accent well before :P
sorry to disappoint x

>>78735198
>I'm Belgian

That explains it :^)

proxy or what are you doing here?

>>78735198
could you tell me how to view french news online? I found a wide range of livestreams but I'd like to see the usual 20 minute news to practice, so I can insert them in my morning news routine

>>78735332
I'm sort of temporarily living in the land of the Krauts. Going back to Belgium soon enough though.
I imagine you're on vacation here?

>>78735337
https://www.tf1.fr/tf1/jt-20h
This is the evening news most French people watch on the telly, would that be what you're looking for?

>>78735500
Nah m8, I live here now. Coming on 10 months.

>>78735131
>attempt at an eastern (thueringen region, if possible) accent?
for what purpose?

>>78735681
I enjoy the accent. Plus It would be good banter to be able to mimmick it

>>78735759
enjoy then https://vocaroo.com/i/s09FwfRJGuPe
part of my family is from saxony so i can imitate it a bit, not necessarily too authentic

>>78735869

Cheers m8.

The way the "a" and "au" are pronounced is noice, in my opinion.

I'm not sure why I like the accent more than others. Sadly I'm not a fan of the Koelsch accent/dialect but I won't admit it to anyone here for fear of death, kek.

>>78735941
Kölsch is (next to Sächsisch) actually one of the accents that I like the most, though I apparently don't share that opinion with a lot of people. Bavarian and Plattdeutsch are great, too. I'm not really a fan of Southwestern dialects though.

>>78735500
thank you very much friend

>>78736020

then I suppose you'd enjoy this (if you haven't seen it already)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYP-rmvyCrs

>plattdeutsch

Yeah I enjoy it too. There's some show on tv from time to time about northern fishermen, hard as anything to understand but still pleasant.

>>78736150
Nice, did actually not know this yet, I only knew this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVKylyNeRTQ
There is actually a whole Asterix & Obelix movie dubbed in Sächsisch (except the Romans and the teller speaking Standard German): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq8u3QWrkgs.

It's a pity that I don't really understand Low German, my grandmother still speaks it…

>>78736380
these are great, thanks m8!

>>78736380
>>78736020
Just out of curiosity, is there anywhere that teaches specific regional varieties? Like if you wanted to learn Saxon German would you be able to find material on it, or would you simply need to go to Saxony and hope to pick it up over time?

>>78727073
my take on british english
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0CM1JgAtzzx

on american english
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1uxgdu7huh4

engrish
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0nD4EnLZ0g9

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>>78740420
>american english

>>78740777
id love to hear this in a nip accent
>>78740420

>>78740420
You have the brit/american accents down-pat but your accent itself is pretty thick and it takes some re-listening to fully understand everything you're saying
good compared to many others, though

https://vocaroo.com/i/s15kZzORoTEJ

Guess mother tongue also rate

[/spoiler]can you tell that it's a girl's voice?[spoiler]

>>78743168
You can probably tell I'm a girl because of my incompetence at spoiler blocking

>>78737084
I only know that there exist such materials for Low German, it is even taught in schools in some places. For other dialects there exist some half-serious half-joking vocabulary lists and you'll maybe find some things about grammar and pronunciation on Wikipedia, but I can't remember having seen specialised educational material anywhere.

>>78727073
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1i0Seg4eD7T
pls send help

>>78743168
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s15kZzORoTEJ
are you tryin to transition? No idea where you're from though, maybe an eastern euro country but that's a pure guess

>>78747367
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1i0Seg4eD7T
10/10 for drama

> ohhhh ayyyee nooo

kek'd loudly, good job

>>78747582
thanks, having fun with those voc threads lately.:^)

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>>78747367
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1i0Seg4eD7T
>bravo

>>78747367
kek

>>78743168
you sound seriously disgusting and overweight

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>>78727073
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1EgxRbTfNCh

>>78748033
>you may

stopped listening there
learn2read

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>>78748079
yeah i did really shit desu

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>>78747912
wew, lad

>>78729179
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1XMUyhpNNX9

>>78740777
iirc it's /pol/ who made up this story
fucking gold

https://vocaroo.com/i/s02ayJVXibBQ

rate my english lads

>>78748297
Goog job. You generally don't sound French but there are a few hiccups here and there eg. the stress on "obama" was off.

Other than that, good going lad 8/10

>>78747488
No, I was born a female. Though, I know I have a very 'strange' voice. I always get mistaken for a boy by my voice.

>>78747912
I'm not even offended. I know I sound horrible.

>>78751549
so, where are you from?

>>78751695
This is me reading in my mother tongue

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1sNyrySOh3Q

>>78752513
Woah, Arabic!

>>78752643
Yes. Also this was an article from RT. I first tried reading an article from BBC Arabic and it was full of spelling mistakes.

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>>78752513

>some sort of arabic
>talking about merkel
>living in belgium

It all starts to make sense now.

You don't sound that masculine though, tb h. Don't be so hard on yourself

>>78752739
Iirc RT Arabic tries to hire native speakers

>>78752799
I'm not a refugee if that's what you're implying. I only have a temporary residence in Belgium as a university student.

>>78752873
Ayyy, it's just banter lass.

>>78752873
Which is your country of origin?
You pronounce qaf so not Egypt I guess

>>78747367
>horrendous coughing at the end
Did you died? ;_;

You did mispronounce doubt and legitimacy, the b in doubt is silent and it sounded like you said legimitacy. Otherwise it was magnificently dramatic.

>>78747912
Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen, g'wah my son.

>>78748297
That was quite good, and I didn't hear a trace of a French accent.

>>78752958
Thank you. I am Iraqi.

And this is the recording of the BBC article I attempted to read
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1VVCxPgAIma

>>78752513
Your Irish was excellent
(^:

>>78753115
Was moving to belgium a culture shock for you?

>>78743168
Are you a russian chick? Many Russian chicks sound like that.
>>78752513
Btw that might be one of the least disgusting texts I've ever heard in Arabic, if you made Arabic sound somewhat decent -- your voice is great.

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>>78753205

>Your Nu-german was excellent

ftfy

>>78747367
Tы вceгдa c тaким жyтким aкцeнтoм гoвopишь, или oн фeйкoвый?

>>78753115
Always welcome! :3

That's still barely understandable, eh. My Arabic is awful.

>>78753229
Neh dude you're wrong, it sounds pretty nice

>>78753229
>Btw that might be one of the least disgusting texts I've ever heard in Arabic

same tb h. The way the announcers at dubai airport spoke was honestly a travesty to the ears.

>>78753297
>Neh dude you're wrong, it sounds pretty nice

he's saying it was nicer than he's used to

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>>78753297
Пepeчитaй чтo я нaпиcaл, ёпты

>>78753237
And from Wolfgang Schaeuble, which is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the Prince of the Kings of the Laender, unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his blood, And made us Kings and Priests unto Gerhard Schroeder even his Father, to him be glory and dominion for evermore. Amen.

Behold, she cometh with clouds, and every eye shall see her, yea, even they which pierced her through; and all kindreds of the earth shall wail VW emissiosn frauds before her, Even so, Amen.

I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith die Frau, Which
is, and Which was, and Which is to come, even the Almighty.

>>78752513
Post feet

>>78753338
>>78753367
My apologies, I'm dummy

>>78753115
Can you read something in Dutch or French?

>>78753651
>implying an Arabic speaker needs to learn another language when moving to europe

Bet she never even entertained the thought

>>78753729

Stop being Salty, Francois.

>>78753208
That's quite a difficult question. I'm open-minded and I don't follow any sort of religion so getting used to the culture was not difficult at all. What's difficult is being alone in a new country.

>>78753229
>>78753302
Thank you.

>>78753651
I'm in Flanders, so I've only learned Dutch.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1bajj8fTUr6

I don't yet like my pronounciation.

>>78753729
I acquired B1 in Dutch after 10 months, and I have an exam within a few weeks to get my B2 certificate.

>>78754089
>What's difficult is being alone in a new country.

I know how that feels. It helps to be outgoing and open- minded so you'l be roight.

Have some French:

Les Flamandes dansent sans rien dire
Sans rien dire aux dimanches sonnants
Les Flamandes dansent sans rien dire
Les Flamandes ça n'est pas causant.
Si elles dansent, c'est parce qu'elles ont vingt ans
Et qu'à vingt ans il faut se fiancer
Se fiancer pour pouvoir se marier
Et se marier pour avoir des enfants
C'est ce que leur ont dit leurs parents
Le bedeau et même son Eminence
L'Archiprêtre qui prêche au couvent.
Et c'est pour ça, et c'est pour ça qu'elles dansent
Les Flamandes, les Flamandes,
Les Fla, les Fla, les Flamandes.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1zoaNx5spAr
the cars are very loud and my voice very quiet, sorry for that

>>78754089
It isn't good yet but at least you want to improve, unlike many

>>78754704
Care to sing some Brel?

Le coeur bien au chaud,
Les yeux dans la bière
Chez la grosse A-drienne de Mon-ta-lant
A-vec l'a-mi Jo-jo
Et a-vec l'a-mi Pierre
On al-lait boire nos vingt ans
Jo-jo se pre-nait pour Vol-tai-re
Et Pier-re pour Ca-sa-no-va
Et moi, qui é-tais le plus fier
Moi je me pre-nais pour moi
Et quand vers mi-nuit, pas-saient les no-taires
Qui sor-taient de l'Hô-tel "Des Trois Fai-sans"
On leur mon-trait notr'cul et non bonn's ma-nières
En leur chan-tant :

>>78754261
Never actually learned French, rate my pathetic efforts
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0aqshViFeGX

If Iraq-chan is still here, please gib smth in Arabic (but with harakats :3)

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Try this one:
>koszt poczt w Tczewie

>>78758252
I don't know any Polish.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0qs2ng5osDL

>>78758433
>w Czerstwie
Is there even such place?

>>78727073
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1AezUMvXUou

>>78758252
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1kz6hSX9pai

>>78758943
I'd have taken you for an Englishman until that stumbling at the end kek. It was perfect.

>>78754261
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1wRnYjXxC56

>>78759040
Thanks!

>>78759040
Rate me too please!
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1AaZM5Cmq5m

>>78759442
It was very good, the only mistake was that you seemed to rush some words too close together like "job at all" sounded a bit like jobatall.

Other than that it was perfectly understandable.

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>>78754089
post belly

>>78759629
Thank you :3
Would you guess where am I from if you heard me IRL?

>>78758252
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1mJGpJBEtWb

>>78759947
Are you underage?
Not bad though. Better than the Italian >>78759040 for sure.

>>78760072
n-no

>>78760072
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZBpn2R6IpT

>>78760200
Well, you improved.

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>>78760228
What do you mean by that? You recognise me?
All the Poles in here said my Polish was almost perfect.

>>78760465
I thought you were this guy >>78759040
Didn't know there are two Italian posters, sorry.

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>>78759840
The hard h-sound you make would make me think Russia/Belarus/Ukraine but your accent isn't as thick as some people's.

>>78760517
>two Italian posters

I can't use vocaroo because I don't have flash installed, but how is this

https://a.pomf.cat/jggxey.mp3

>>78761275
oh apparently you can upload to vocaroo

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q0Zxq1Y4K7

>>78760517
The other guy is Irish

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https://vocaroo.com/i/s13xJqEF9hBg

>>78761841
UwU what's that

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>>78761978
https://vocaroo.com/i/s15oB7dlH9XU
If I told you I have no idea what I'm doing, would you believe me?

>>78762238
How the fuck can that happen?

>>78762446
Can what happen?

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>>78762238
Oh yes, certainly.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0sNs11qxLJw

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>>78762495
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1DSAf6w9ey8

>>78762679
10/10 my dude

>>78762679
https://vocaroo.com/i/s16ZeBRVQlW9

Do I >>78727344 have a very thick accent? A friend told me he's always surprised because of it when he hears me.

>>78763275
https://vocaroo.com/i/s10vGLVxf3KK

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>>78764389
Be my bf please.

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>>78765052
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0GlEk7mKCmq

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>>78765502
It's ok.. I understand..

>>78765742
https://vocaroo.com/i/s143NvuG9sfK

>>78764362
You do have a noticeable accent, but I wouldn't call it heavy at all

>>78727073
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0NgWTqJFYgA

>>78766296
You didn't make any mistakes, that was very good.

How've the anals been treating you, Max? (:

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1a6gsXVWXXH

rate

>>78767459
*kehrt ein in der seligen Frieden*

>>78767459
Pretty sure you posted this one before, I'm going to have to give you just a 4/10 for this one lad.

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>>78727344
TAKE THIS

>>78767307
>How've the anals been treating you
Look, everyone! This man is INSANE!

>>78767553
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0OW0BQVsV6q

>>78767640
I know it's you Max, I would remember that voice anywhere.

>>78767656
Turkposting is low quality... What happened to you, a hOstarach? You used to be much better than this.

>>78767713
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0tEtz1xGatX

>tfw no anal to lick

>>78760517
polandposter suffers from mental retardation

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>tfw the one scot for the past ten threads ignored me
>tfw there is still no scot

>>78770749
>tfw i fucked your mom and you can't do anything about it
lel

>>78771146
you are not funny. just annoying.

>>78770749
what exactly do you want with a Scot?

>>78770749
Il try to get a gayboi scot to post Gimmie a sec

>>78773229
i just want to hear a native scot talking
>>78773618
hurray

>8
now that was a close one!

>

page 9 save

i'll post my voice to save this thread

>>78754261
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1QBRK21KgqH

>>78780851
Not bad. Quick corrections:

les Flamands -> les FlamanDES
casant -> CAUsant
vingt ans -> pronounce the "liaison" vingt (t)ans
anze -> ans (s in silent)
son Eminence -> son (n)Eminence (liaison)
Arkiprêteur -> Archiprêtre, like so:
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1OrSHnBYOQi

>>78780946
thanks, i've been trying to improve my accent

>>78780962
You're on the right path, it's not difficult to understand you.

>>78754261
What a disgusting and sexist song. I'm appalled.

Rising up, back on the front page
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive

p11 wew

fucking hell, thread is still up. Wew

>>78727073
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0faqKSOUr9t

Low-quality microphone, why the fuck did I do this? Delet

>>78786076
thats your fault

>>78787244
That was excellent, the only slight mistake was a "mechanism" where the a-sound was off.