/brit/

>>78704820
>>78704820
>>78704820
>>78704820
REAL THREAD

non white man with a PhD reporting in

dymaxion sounds like a black persons name

le monke face

need british bf to bully and humiliate me

>>78704798
did a big poo today

>>78704849
how big

>>78704834
Such a dork

post ur gf digimon

Just a friendlu rwminder than you could have born as an african

>>78704852
like 5 6 inches long tubes of poo
almost had to flush twice haha very proud

>>78704840
I too have a PhD in thugonomics

>>78704853
hello nigger

>>78704867
Or in Sinaloa

>>78704853
imagine being a Brit and saying dork
bet you say gross too

post her

legitimately can't think of any worse experience as a human than wanting to sleep but knowing you can't

>>78704886
How is it going your new life in Cyprus lad?

imagine being a cyprusfag

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>>78704834

Real JF hours right now

>>78704893
bit hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2vGa-yLiso

>>78704886
you an armed forces lad or an authentic greek

>>78704888
having blue balls desu

Imagine being in the armed forces

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>>78704895
stop

>>78704913
howling

>>78704913
would unironically love it

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>>78704914
meant for >>78704888

new taylor swift single on spotify

I AM STILL WAITING FOR HER PICS DIGIMON

>>78704920
it's easy as shit these days, nobody wants anything to do with them and they're running out of people kek

just show up with a year 12 certificate and weigh less than 100kg and the government will start throwing money at you

>>78704913
I'd join the USAF and get stationed at a base in England then defect and live with you :3

>>78704904
In a week you'll be used to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omtjhWekniQ

>>78704935
army is hard as fuck to get into these days lad. they'll knock you back over anything that could cost them a bit of money even 50 years down the line.

>>78704952
only sheilas allowed these days cobber

>>78704952
really? they came to my school 3 years ago with like 6 people and were begging everyone to do ADFA instead of going to uni

I think the entire ADF only has like 50,000 people anyway

might watch halt and catch fire
talk me out of it

dear god please let a meteor fortuitously pierce my cranium

>>78704946
good lad

>>78704963
you can't say cobber

might watch a pic of ur supposed gf Digimon

>>78704975
I really like Verve, it's a shame they have only one good album

>>78704964
ADFA is different. that's officer school, and they're trying to get people to avoid uni for that like you said to avoid just attracting dummies. ironically, enlisted positions are harder to get into which is probably what i'd prefer.

eating strawberry yogurt

>>78704992
urban hymns is great but their older stuff is good. They've been around yonks

>>78705002
Patrician taste thailad

>>78704982
why ever not

>>78705002
call the fucking king a fucking bender

>>78705016
really funny post right here everyone

Willy bum poo arse

>>78705004
Urban hymns is the best britpop album ever btw

>>78705019
no it isn't
be quiet

the king may or may not be a bender but i don't see how that's any of your business hmm?

>>78705026
Urban hymns is a funny way of saying be here now

>>78704963
nah it's that for years they said that the people they go for are athletic guys who've spent a lot of their life playing sport, particularly contact. now, they're actually cutting most of those guys over even small joint issues because they could potentially maybe unlikely have an injury and get rehabbed on the army's dollar.

every single person I know who is army was a lazy shit who didnt even touch a footy in high school while every footy guy i know who applied got knocked back.

>>78705032
Hmmm, why?

>>78705032
Hymn, why?

Pop music is for pussies and fags. Rock and roll is real man's music.

Going to sleep lads, may God bless us all

>>78705040
I did ADFA and the entrance requirements are still pretty high. A good fitness standard is generally around 50 pushups, 100 situps (nearly everyone does 100, but the test audio finishes at 100 anyway) and I can't actually remember what the good 2.4km scores are; beep-test-wise though, 12 .1 to 14.1 is considered good.

I think the highest amount of pushups I saw done were around 85 - keep in mind that it's to a cadence, so it's notably harder than at your own pace.

>>78705072
Nite lad

>>78705040
Tell me about Australian economics,

still thinking about how thailad BTFO that aussie
pretty impressive

still thinkin about how Digimon should post his gf's feet

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>>78705072
Wait, who are you?

Wish me good night, please.
>>78705072
Night, bud.

>>78705072
the christian god?

>having sex with girl
>both really drunk
>i pass out during have no idea what happened after that
>she wakes me up by making out with me in the morning
>feel weird for some reason
was i raped???

>>78705078
nite and good luck with the summer

>>78705090
just a random Brazilian

>>78705091
Night buddy

Is having sex really as fun as it looks lads?

>>78705074
oh yeah, my issue with ADFA isn't fitness or anything. I have been told that a lot of guys who enlist post university and receive officer rankings through that are looked down upon, and I can see why.

i'd much rather enter as an enlisted man and learn how things operate like that. you get a lot more respect, and are more in tune with the guys you are commanding.

>>78705108
>implying white english children are not savages

>>78705103
The God that you believe the most

got an exam in two hours lads

>>78705122
It's fun if it's with someone you really like instead of some rando you met on Grindr because you were bored.

>>78705128
savages to the foreigner maybe

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>>78705130
may I bless us all

>>78705131
in what

>>78705108
to be fair, she was just flaunting her hair there in front of them

>>78705110
Yea I guess so

what does girl's skin feel like

hello lads

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>there are people ITT who unironically listen to pop music instead of Rock and fucking Roll.

>>78705154
in this case from now on the feminists have nothing on me then :^)

dumb digimon frogposter

>>78705126
Fair enough but I just did ADFA completely fresh out of year 12 and for the most part they reach you some good stuff, and at least we get to avoid going to Kapooka which is a god awful shithole. There are also a lot of different pathways depending on where you want to go enlisted or not, ADFA starts off with a stupid-easy 4-6 week course that covers basics like F88 training and some fieldcraft, and there's also multiple training events that build on that, but Navy does their own training prior to ADFA, Army has SSTs (training on uni holiday periods) where they learn 2/3 of their Army training (the last 1/3 is 6 months at Duntroon after ADFA) and Air Force just gets by with the bare basics (a ground defence training course) unless you're becoming a forward air controller, in which case you go through 18 months of Duntroon as well. Either way you have to do a lot of time consuming shit before getting posted anywhere

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>>78705139
>Grindr

>>78705159
Thanks.
>>78705156
Hello.
>>78705155
Silk.

>>78705155
candyfloss and lemonade

>>78705166
post toot mang

>>78705165
Doesn't mean you can go around raping too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I
haha who remembers this?

>brit
>posters are all yanks
hmmm

if you see a poster from france here, tell him to post toot

>>78705175
nothing gay about a cheeky bumming

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>We are the master race
>simple as

>>78705199
what do you put the dick in when theres no hole? do you sword fight with them??

>>78705210
All the king's horses...

>>78705193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKnyrHBwu10

>>78705194
And a Mexican, at least two Aussies, Thailad and a fellow from Cyprus

spencer is a gay zionist

>>78705228
also culturally american because of hollywood so my point still stands

>>78704821
had bloody diarrhea this morning. maybe it's for the better

>>78705170
ye that's fair enough. it sounds good, but I have a degree already so i'd probably enter in amongst the wannabes and struggle to get out of that branding.

depending on whether or not i get into the post grad school i'm applying for, i'm considering doing that and then entering the army. the army would fondle my balls if i entered into it with that qualification, and you have the opportunity to get into fields i'd be keen as for.

>>78705210
Fucking Incas
taking our jerbs with their /x/ heads

wouldn't bother joining the military because unlike yanks nobody cares about your irrelevant existence, thanks you for your service, pays for you food, or gives you free blowjobs just for killing some rasheed civilians

>>78705243
What was your point again?

Reckon I wouldn't mind getting raped by a girl

>>78705246
hi vlad

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>>78705227

>>78705274
Wtf Beto why does he get a (You)?

>>78705246
It's your liver Ivan, you're killing yourself with vodka.

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Ahh, yes. Duckduckgo.

business idea: attempt to communicate using only pepes and wojacks

think i have a little cut inside my bum

>>78705295
can't go back to google now, reckon they assume all ddg users are terrorists and charlatans and put you on a watchlist because normies couldn't fathom going against the grain

>>78705149
human computer interaction

>>78705264
you're GAY haha

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>>78705259
What the fuck did you just say you racially inferior worm? This is a white mans world and you're just living in it!

>>78705313
Pics

>>78705313
Too many dicks in there.

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>>78705295
>using jewjewgo when startpage/ixquick and searx exist

>>78705295
I'm nearly free from Google's clutches now
all I need is to fully move away from Gmail

>>78705323
Box your lugs son

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>>78704860
>>78704887
>>78704932
>>78704990
>>78705087
>>78705166
>>78705229
>>78705274

drumpf

the case for leaving the EU is falling apart day by day

discovered a new way to drink te

[poll when Scotland was voting on a parliament]
Devolution will:
Lead to independence 64%
Will not lead to independence:36%

Lead to the breakup of the UK 44%
Will not lead to the breakup of the UK: 56%

Funny how big an impact the wording of a question can have.

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use https://www.startpage.com/

Google results with more privacy than DDG, it's having your cake and eating it too.

>>78705378
the wording is terrible for the second question though

DAMN JEWS

reckon thailad owns duckduckgo and he's exploiting us all to raise its page views

hmmm

hate yanks love wanks

>>78705395
but I'm advocating against it in favour of startpage/ixquick

>>78705405
why do you hate me

if thailad was hungry he'd be thaihunger

>>78705392
t. Shmuel Rodriguez

eckon thailad owns startpage and he's exploiting us all to raise its page views

hmmm

>>78705318
FOLC

>>78705413
just don't like em simple as

>>78705424
delet this

>>78705395
if you've ever actually explored the rabbit hole just to see how far it goes you'll find that thailad is insidiously linked with much of the world's mega corporations and secret societies - some have posited that he may be the third bogdanoff brother, thought to have died with his mother during childbirth

if thailad was german he'd be thaiman

>>78705426
i like you <3

>>78705436
christ what a fucking unfunny post

>>78705432
delet this
>>78705416
>>78705436
also these

i have an hebrew name and an hebrew lastname, but that's pretty common in latinoamerica though

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>>78705432
>some have posited that he may be the third bogdanoff brother, thought to have died with his mother during childbirth

on the kopparberg morning after shits

if thailad drank water he'd be thaiquenched

haitiANO

if thailad climbed a mountain he'd be thaihigh

if thailad was cambodian he would have been executed by the khmer rouge

>>78705444
t. Bender Bending Rodriguez

>>78705465
buenos dias

>>78705454
>>78705468
>>78705469
grim

if thailad rode a bike he'd be thaibike

if thailad liked bondage he'd be thaidup

>>78705490
nice

>>78705490
that's not funny. try to be more australian in your humor

What's for dinner tonight lads

>>78705501
>that's not funny, try to be even less funny
wdhmbt?

>>78705501
you can't dissect comedy

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this picture gets me erect and i don't kno wwhy

>>78704830
look who's posting.
>>78704796
I certainly know more of it than they do, and been on /brit/ longer than them.

If Thailad were a hippie he'd be Thai-dye

>>78705502
ordered a chinkers earlier. heating it up in the microwave in a bit

>>78705376
do tell lad

if thailad typed in caps he'd be THAILAD

https://youtu.be/nmYi5u9BhtI

>>78705531
backwards

>>78705502
probably gonna go to the chipper

>>78705537
put the teabag in your mouth and pour boiling hot water in?

if thailad had some nads he'd call the king a bender

hhahahahahaha

>>78705425
LC?

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you reckon you can use this on your bollocks?

>>78705545
nah you just turn around

This thread needs more of a bottom of the barrel level of low quality shitposting.

>>78705536
Ah yes the 90s

>>78705575
https://youtu.be/e6lhRQZTsj0
https://youtu.be/no1vf854aUc
https://youtu.be/Q4sPkS8b62Q

>>78705567
>Nads
I'd assume so.

poo

in

the

boring thread

>>78705565
literal child
HCI is a college course

>>78705582
last is quality

>>78705610
Like the deserts miss the rain

love it when thailad responds

>>78705603
it's compulsory for my uni degree, shnookums

>>78705615
alri

>>78705444
muchas gracias, Israël Aarónes.

The king of Thailand is a bender.

>>78705582
>>78705613
>>78705610
didn't know I shared /brit/ with a bunch of queers

>>78705628
stop

>>78705631
You can't have been paying very close attention

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>>78705638

>>78705657
*hits you*

>>78705619
FOLC

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>>78705661

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№78705633
(Você)

died on fallout 4 lads :(

>>78705687
Don't you do it, man. Don't you dare.

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https://youtu.be/cOhap4AHT8o
https://youtu.be/n9ITlMOEXhQ
https://youtu.be/IRvGZffXhfk
https://youtu.be/C1sL7bA7Y6A

uggu~

>>78705687
me in purple

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>>78705628
>>78705657
>>78705687

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>>78705699

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>>78705714
I hate you.

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white

pride

world


wide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3fz6CC45ok
ok

DUMP TRUCK IS NOT MY PRESIDENT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_jcE4awpY8

president toilet bog fart

Any antifa lads in?

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I heard a reginal jubilee–tree will be demolished if a route–expansion goes ahead.

>>78705582
soundtrack to my childhood, 'lad.
do these tracks ring any bells?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6LteUEC8kU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX2A8oj1N1Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBZiwzJ5Big

>>78705760
more like auntie fag haha

bork bork bork bork bork bork president

why is the isle of man allowed to have its own government and currency

why do news websites think i care about this or that character in game of thrones

>>78705765
I'm going cheese mainstream 90's rn m8
https://youtu.be/fGm_2_iZcTc
https://youtu.be/4YxTa1AUqps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQz4GIOB8gg
comfy morning

>>78705779
its a crown dependancy not part of the lands governed by the UK parliament. it has been owned by irish,scots, english, norwegians etc. then it was treatied out of norwegian hands or something and became dependant on the English crown but not under it the rule of parliament. think it was one of them things done to ensure we didnt have an island tween britain and eire under foriegn control, we let them control themselves and stopp other having a go.

>>78705800
why do you assume all news content is directed to your interest?

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its over white man

https://youtu.be/7cunK8De8OM
https://youtu.be/fnnFrhTDAjg
https://youtu.be/0UJrKpH1bxc

Phwoar, proper cheese here

>>78705829
okay thanks
seems like an interesting place

>>78705850
ah yes secondary school

>>78705844
>tfw you will never drive through the highways of Europe, get stopped by a gang of 20 black arabs who'd break your car, force you out, and tie you on the ground after stripping your clothes before stuffing you in every hole with their long, savage cocks while roughly beating you and mocking you in a strange foreign language for your screams for help

>>78705829
you didn't tell him about the multiple appendages natives have

>>78705907
i know, or the rampant alcoholism, small island syndrome, fears of economic disaster as tax havens get pulled down etc. gotta start slowly lad.

having a rave

>>78705915
too wet to be a tax haven lad. *cough* Jersey

having a shave

need a yuzu gf

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>when your porn has someone w/ an english accent
100% erect

KILL YOURSELVES FUCKING SCUMBAGS

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My ancestor :^)

>>78705844
need to start rounding up and killing these vermin until they get the message

>>78705765
tunes lad.
pulling the curtains over in the morning keeping it night a few hours more

>Fake Taxi

could do with better angles if I' being honest.

>>78705957
slice your neck through ha

>>78706017
shite glasses

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LADS

Gave me brain was so insane i made her my header

>>78706064
ledge

>>78706064
trap lord is a good album ngl

>>78706064
finally
*breaks glass to retrieve silly accessory*

slow thread

>>78706064
Appriciated Hood Pope
I was here debating what to do with my durags. I'll take them off Gumtree now.

Crushing ecstasy in between my teeth
It's not speed, need a set of keys

https://youtu.be/WjlkvM7mz1U

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might play oblivion again

>>78706156
dude drugs lmao

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oneitis just said hi to me but my voicebox malfunctioned when I tried to reply

>>78706199
started playing it again like a month ago with a bunch of mods. took forever to get it reasonably stable but now i can play for an hour or two without crashing

>>78706226
dude sobriety lmao

>>78706250
text her then?

>>78706171
>nigger music

>>>/mu/
>>>/reddit/

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the gf and i haha

>>78706270
don't have her number, she's a colleague

>>78706199
get the journal mod and keep a journal in game
unspeakably enjoyable.

plus when you reload a save you can remember what the hell you were doing last

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fuck niggers
https://youtu.be/pGeXU4K0ddU

n-word

>>78706296
disgusting post
hang your head in shame

>kiwi girl I know just sent me a video of her class
>everyone's doing nazi salutes and playing some donald trump remix, and there's a kekistani flag in the background

ahh yes, gen z

>>78706269
just admit you're a druggie loser rasheed, i'm sure you can blame it all on the tories and old people if you want to lol

>>78706296
mate there's a line you know?

missed mathematics she was doin acrobatics

Suck my plums, lads.

>>78706320
tune

>>78706327
present them

>>78706311
'

>>78706311
nonce

>>78706320
classic
>>78706328
FOY guarantee you don't know the choon

>>78706311
would prefer this to what is actually happening to gen z desu

does tim set up the same photographs nearly every day?
looking at his twitter i can't tell if he's taking new ones with the same setup or just reposting old ones with a new date.

>>78706331
paedophile

>>78706311
wish this was true

>>78706361
Here's your man >>78706311

>>78706351
>>78706369
ah yes, two citizens of kekistan

>>78706349
not gym class she was getting doggied fast

would prefer to live in mythical kekistan to future islamic caliphate of britain

>>78706332
>>78706335
>>78706373
erm

>>78706394
shadilay

>>78706384
skeptical

>>78706381
t. jahan

wouldnt mind to go on vacation to kekistan, laugh at the natives, and then leave after a week with 20 lbs of souvenirs

give me 10 kekistanis over 1 nigger or marxcel any day

>>78706369
why would I lie on the internet?

just won a billion dollars

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the gf ;*

>>78706373
call the king a bender

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what the fuck is this monopoly money bullshit

i thought scotland used the sane currency as us

>>78706405
i don't know a lot about grime but that's one of my favorite albums

>>78706421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY2Cry8eBrY

This is what mongy, dumb, impressionable gen z'ers are like. They are the exact opposite of Trump supporters

>>78706429
what's that like 100 quid?

>>78706434
The best part is shops give you a funny look when you try to use them, if they accept it at all that is.

>>78706442
£14.31 actually

honestly given up on trying to find a GF lads, between the instagram whores and girls who can't even have a conversation I really just cba

lovely day out

>>78706434
You can actually refuse scots service in this country because of their monopoly money.

>>78706448
call the king a bender you bent nonce

>>78706451
post some ig whores

>>78706451
2017, year of the gf.
You can't give up now. You can give up on January first, 2018, but not now.

>>78706439
>all gen z'ers are like this because I say so

dumb cunt

it's a mixed bag of impressionable idiots
some are sjws
some are trumptards

>>78706434
there's about 5 different twenty pound notes aswell not just rbs

>>78706455
>thinking pasty leftypol children will ever leave their basements

>>78706479
I'm at work hun

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>>78706469
dumb radcel, go back to /r/neoliberal and stay there

>>78706469
ah yes, kids in Britain are trumptards
what's that? you're not talking about Britain?
*grabs your head and bounces it off the /brit/ sign*

>>78704820
>>78704820
>>78704820
remember to recycle

>>78706496
what did you mean by any of this post

>>78706494
yes yes I would consider spamming pictures of chairman mao my occupation too if I was an impressionable 15 year old looking to be subversive

>>78706496
Universal suffrage was a mistake.

>>78706461
just go on tinder, if they've got a snapchat filter on their pic and list only their instagram in their description they're an instagram whore

simple as

>>78704908
>authentic greek
cyprians are hardly greek
more like crypto-turks