/brit/

wonder what janny got in his gcse results

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>>78670007
Morning

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*rolls into the thread*

*successfully completes the migration*

elo

>>78671951
why does britain hate white immigrants but love brown immigrants???

>>78671964
That's called a raccoon. British people might not know that :^)

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had the oompa-loompa dream again lads

>>78671964
>gif
fuck off

>>78671982
But Australians are brown

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The lads and I

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>people posting on Brit/pol/ were born weeks before 9/11

RMYT

>>78670007
>007
>Welsh
Strange times.

>>78671982
because we hate immigration but we're scared of looking racist

>pop down to coles at 9pm for a quick restock
>walking back to my car
>see chinese woman babbling chinese to some other chinese guy
>they're both carrying a dozen big cans of baby formula
>she opens her boot and there are literally 30 more cans in there
>the guy walked to a different car and probably had just as much
>they're probably not even done for the night
>see another doing the same as I drive off

Can't believe this shit is still ongoing

welsh jews are the strongest race

>>78672006
For England james!

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>>78672006
I was born in '98.

played golf with stephen hawking once. he's fucking shit. lied about his handicap.

>>78672013
Speak for yourself.

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>>78672010
Best Bond.

need you out of business sunshine

Molyneux should just stick to self improvement his politics stuff is cringe even if he's right

stephen hawking is in a wheelchair

>>78672014
Probably sending it back home, I'm pretty sure Chinese baby formula has lead in it or something

*poos into your teabags*

>>78672070
no shit sherlock

>>78672070
Yeah everyone knows about the baby formula thing but I thought it was over by now

>>78672072
*makes you a cuppa*

Farnham has a Sainsbury's
Aldershot has a Morrison's

Says it all right there tbqh lads

the joke is that stephen hawking is handicapped

>>78672063
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qSjkDZ2Vj24

>>78672066
liked him more before he started shilling for drumpf

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wish america would stop exporting its degeneracy

>>78672066
self improvement is political though, it goes against the liberal mantra of "be happy with you are! Every body is beautiful! Be yourself!"

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>that moment once in a blue moon when all the planets align when people on /brit/ actually act like humans and the general is good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTa2vXL7FI8
choon

>>78672112
haha upvoted :^)

>self improvement is political

VERY good goy :)

>>78672122
t. 'arse too big' lad

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need a jgf with a small mole on her lip that gives her character

>>78672122
>Cancun whore
I don't understand. Women acting like whores in Mexican beach resorts on spring break? Do /brit/fags even go to Mexico on holiday?

>>78672170
NEED this

made a fee

>>78672157
get raped by a spider you cork-hat wearing waste of space gay cunt

>>78672159
Das ist good ya!

>>78672063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flDuFzFxPJA

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how to git gud at mount and blade warband?

>>78672170
rancid slug

willy needs sucking x

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>>78672170
need a /brit/ poster that doesn't pollute the board with foul ayy lmaos

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I want to know what love is like with a beautiful women lads.

can you take out a student loan and spend it all on drink and drugs?

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>>78672122
>wish america would stop exporting its degeneracy

>>78672204
>>78672215
can't believe racists exist in 2017

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>>78672170
>tfw want a ginger gf
>tfw all the ginger girls at my uni are either fat or have an unpleasant personality

>>78672232
yeah but you still have to go to uni

>>78672236
not racist, just don't think she is attractive

Just realized I have no clue what a Welsh accent sounds lik.e

>>78672112
reddit

>>78672238
So you've got a lot in common then

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>>78672217
Take a look

>>78672238
More to the world than just uni lad.

got access to the kids but theyyy dont wanna seee meeeee

>>78672122
The problem isn't that they export it. The problem is that we keep buying it.

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Which one are u :P

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quite enjoy posting gifs to enrage the gif autist

don't like gay people

ran out of xanax

>>78672238
Lower your standards and go for the fatty.

August is such a boring month

>>78672259
Youtube actually Captain Retard.

don't like running out of gay xanax

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Germans and their fucking simulators

A productive people those Germans

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>>78672261
>tfw deliberately become /fit/ for the past year so I can easily date women and some Asstralian bullies you

>>78672274
Sophie has nice hair, but her face is 3/10, so i'll go with the other has she has a stunning figure and nice smile

>>78672274
both look like trannies

Choon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dB8B04Z190

>>78672196
turn difficulty down, start out with nords, train footsoldiers (never archers, only ever get crossbowmen from Rhodoks) up to huscarls, get a horse, get a 1h axe and shield, practice bows, learn how to move your troops on the battlefield, find jeremus and recruit him for his surgery stats (get as many companions as you can, check their compatibility online because they never die, only get knocked out)

practice on raiders and follow your king on campaigns, bumlick him and do quests then you can start requesting fifes

also if you're desperate for money you can savescum tournaments

>>78672290
Withdrawals?

>>78672335
not yet

i only ordered 50 and used them sporadically

think i'll be fine

What...
Doth...
LIFE?...

>glorious welshman
oxymoron

>>78672175
Lel no not really

Plenty of "party" places on the continent

Ibiza, Marbella, Magaluf, Ayia Napa, Zante, Malia...

Developed a ingenious new way to clean out the phimotic willy with minimal pain

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*parp*

need to shower and go up town but really can't be bothered

>>78672196
getting a horse is most important, once you're good at it you can just endlessly strafe and harass massive groups down to nothing
also pick up lots of companions

stay good eating fresh

>>78672378
whats her name??

>>78672346
Why benzodiazepines? Anxiety? Or just to feel drunk?

kathy i'm lost

>>78672409
kathy

>>78672379
look everyone

this individual cant be bothered

HE cant be BOTHERED

HOWLING

haha

>>78672378
Really didn't want to see this.

>>78672410
stim comedowns mostly

occasionally to sleep

what drugs will make me lose cheek fat besides coke and heroin

>>78672379
Lazy. Don't waste your life.

>>78672441
life

>>78672410
you know most people just say benzos

>>78672441
800mg of Tramadol

>>78672441
speed

>>78672441
arsenic

>>78672387
Horse archery is so OP
I love to start in khergit territory to merc for them a bit and pick up a loyal horse archer core

>>78672441
testosterone

>>78672441
speed

Will be sleeping in till midday tomorrow.

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love bunkers
love socialism
hate imperialism
hate revisionism
simple as

>>78672441
dieting

>>78672441
Work out. Once you hit 6+ months of training you lose fat in places like your face. Get a nice jawline.

>>78672434
Poly substance abuse! I hope you remember to drink, eat and sleep every now and then.

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>>78672274
Natz xx

>>78672462
*my legion of dedicated rhodok sharpshooters riddles you with bolts*

>>78672491
grotty little half breed

>>78672441
exercise you fat fuck

>>78672449
Yes. Don't care.

>>78672378
post a pic pushing your anus out

can't even imagine being attracted to women who aren't east asian of a questionable age tbqh

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>>78672274
neither

Why would anyone in their right fucking mind want to get rid of our nuclear deterrent?

>>78672353
sports

>>78672534
'e

>>78672518
just trying to save you some time

>>78672535
grim

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dont like it when /brit/ goes on about drugs

>>78672500
>what kinda costume you want?
>you ever get one of those Lynx shower gel packs as a present?
>I got you

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>>78672554

>>78672502
>teleports behind your slow sheildcucks
Heh nothin personel hillbilly

For I indeed once saw with my own eyes the Sibyl at Cumae hanging in her jar, and when the boys asked her, 'Sibyl, what do you want?' she answered 'I want to die'

t. Sibyl

love big willies
hate tight fannies

simple as

MOAR ANUS PICS

>>78672558
FUCKING DO SOME STOP BEING A SQUARE

>>78672558
wheres my 7 grams of speed you cunt

>>78672552
Thanks babe! Don't worry.

>>78672483
already have a good jawline (still juts out even when im lying down) and my cheekbones pop out visibly further than my cheeks, i just want them to look really gaunt and sunk in

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The dog. She's 12 years old. Say something nice.

>>78672570
>gif
fuck off

>>78672595
that's not a dog mate

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aisha
aisha's legs

>>78672506
I quite literally have a bmi of 17

also read >>78672590

>>78672595
What the fuck is that

>>78672451
>>78672456
>>78672457
>>78672465
>>78672466

The Chad response

>>78672483

The virgin yank response

>>78672491

The post that inspired me to go wank off the celeb nudes

>>78672588
Why so much?

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>>78672595
good night little lamb xxxx

>>78672611
>I quite literally have a bmi of 17
lol alri auschwitzberg

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>>78672611
>people lying on my /brit/
Absolutely horrendous. Get out.

actually she's a 961 year old demigod so how can I be a child bender?

>>78672617
was going cheap and heard it has good reviews

when i dry it out it'll probably be closer to 4

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quite like moldova's flag and coat of arms

>Night King finally meets Bran face to face
>Night King finally speaks

>"ice to meet you"

just got impeached lads

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>>78672616
>Europoor mainlander
>mass replys like an ass
Predictable. Sad.

>>78672611
I'm sure in the kitchen you can find something sharp to sculpt yourself with. It's only real option at this point other than hard drug (looking like a zombie)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rkJ3L5Ce80

tune of the century

got lost in arctic siberia but im home now x

>>78672638
posted my jawline on here once and got a good 5 (you)s

check the archives

>>78672692
have you heard the wacky theory bran is the night king lmao

>>78672666
Be carful Satan.

>>78672692
gave me a slight chuckle
air blew out of my nose

>>78672692
>stealing posts from fucking /tv/
Shameful

xbox is still in Denmark

>>78672739
are you the twat that always posts his jutting crimson chin jawline

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>>78672441
meth

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>>78672590
>i just want them to look really gaunt and sunk in
There's literally no way to maintain that if you're not genetically predisposed

Here's Conor McGregor after cutting 20lbs+ to get down to 145, he doesn't look like that for more than 12hrs

>>78672757
whats it been, like 2 years?

>>78672757
xxx corps is still in dunkirk

off to bed

night x

alri my bitches
reply to my fucking post right now
im not interested in contributing I just want your attention

really need to do a wee

gf still has pinworms

>>78672572
>Implying my huscarls aren't defending both ends
>implying your halted horse archers could even beat a sharpshooter 1v1

loooooool @ you're life

How does speed compare to mdma

>>78672610
wow she looks really nice here even with her awful hair

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>>78672610
Aisha's cat

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF2sWv9XtTA

need a catholic gf

>>78672818
not comparable

>>78672810
M semen is worming its way thru her m8
suck my dick

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@78672805

>>78672814
>implying I don't have a force of heavy cavalry as well with sharpshooters at the back
You will never be king by your own hand

doing a posh wank

>>78672830
why

>>78672830
well hello there

>>78672828
made my day

>>78672861
because fuck you thats why

>>78672831
What's so great about speed then

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CHECK 'EM

Aisha will definitely be a right-winger within 10 years, especially if she becomes a mum.

Expecting similar political changes out of the leftypol runts. Once the radical passion of youth fades away, they'll mature into moderate adults.

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we wuz kangz

>>78672771
no mate I did it like once last year

>>78672782
to be fair I'm pretty happy with them now, just the ol' anorexia kicking in again

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>>78672873

So what time is the actual fight on Saturday like 5 in the morning?

>>78672874
Bet you are a pussy IRL.

>>78672874
I'm not catholic tho m8
you can roleplay as my innocent good catholic school girl though and I'll treat you like the little bitch you are

>>78672913
2:00 pm for you

>>78672880
gives you energy, motivation and makes you highly productive as well as some mild euphoria.

great for work/studying or social settings since it's not obvious you're on something like mandy or coke

>>78672851
your heavy cavalry will be plodding up the hill I've set up camp on as my huscarl's charge down at you under cover of my sharpshooters' bolts eclipsing the sun

>>78672658
literally red dit's guy

>>78672828
definitely thought it meant something else when it said "hole punching" hehe

>>78672913
what is google you dumb nigger

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>>78672891
nah
get more left wing as i got older tbqh

>>78672833
love Swiss Francs
Think they're great looking notes
Love how they're vertical too

>>78672949
who's /ourguy/ then

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>>78672952

Drake a fake nigga

convinced that snapchat is the runtiest social media app desu boys

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bunnies
kots
bunnies and kots

hate this timo cat
fucking dumb cunt cat

>>78672958
Explains why you're stuck on here

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niggers for numbers

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>>78672988

posting from my phone while doing a greasy shit

>>78672946
Easy to become dependent I hear.

>>78673011
>11
based enoch

burping like a good'un
oof

>>78672958
you're still young. Just because you're more left-wing in your early 20s than you were at 17 doesn't mean you'll stay this way. There's lots of commies in their 20s, hardly any in their 30s and 40s. It is an idealistic, utopian ideology that is liked by the young.

>>78672960
we don't
that's the beauty of it

>>78673001
fuck off weirdo

What would you do to put your willy in her /brit/ ?

>>78673045
less so than a lot of drugs

all about moderation and self-control though

hehe benzos haha

>>78673011
Bravo.

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*queefs*

>>78673068
>idealistic, utopian
communism is explicitly opposed to both of those things.

>>78673073
I like how predators have their eyes facing forwards, and prey have their eyes on the side

>>78672913
ring walks are scheduled for 4 but yeah probably about 5

>>78673099
seems like a bit of design flaw to have the poo hole so close to the gash

>>78673122
nah

>>78673087
>self control
>drugs
Boring.

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>>78673129
Chuck you're doing it wrong

*has eyes on the side*

>>78673108
Thanks

American Caucasian Lifestyle Union

>>78673133
just thought about it and actually its probably the only place it can go and not get in the way of anything else.

>>78673139
it's self-limiting for me

once you start feeling like shit all the time, you know its time to stop

doing OMAD

>>78673100
choosing to nitpick autistic semantics from my post but not addressing my main message, nice.

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The gf

dude I need to go to seveneleven and get some vyetamins

>>78672906
Do you think girls will find it attractive or what?

>tfw ab doms
fuuuaaarrk

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What did she mean by this?

runts
check them

>>78673182
would heem her dumb face

>>78673164
Then you feel better, then you get bored, then you get high, and the cycle continues.

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>>78673200

>>78673212
sad but true

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>>78673217
BIG kot

>>78673217
>et tu brute?

*flickz open my copy of the 'nancial times*
*skips right to the stock indexes*
ahh impressive
*checks my stocks*
very nice, very nice

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>>78673246

>>78673248
up on the portfolio are we haha

>>78673260
>>78673217
is she okay

>>78673192
Focus on making money. They are attracted to that a whole lot more.

>it's a pakis posting cats episode again

>>78673260
fat bastard

>>78673246
It's "tu quoque mi fili". Fuck shakespear.

im having some smack
all my mates are on crack
im having an asthma attack
all my mates are black

>>78673197
she has a point though

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>>78673283
a fat bald rorke typed this post

>>78673182
I like 80s music but like holy shit I feel so many people around my age ~25 seem to almost refuse to listen to anything that wasn't from between the 60s-80s and it's only the most mainstream stuff as well depeche mode the police etc (not that there's anything wrong with these artists, I like them too) that is acceptable to play. Almost every song i put on that doesn't fulfill these strict parametres it will be challenged regarldess of its actual quality.

>>78673260
It looks in pain.

any coons in?

>>78673326
yeah me

>>78673306
Does every town have a muslim pedophile ring ? I heard another story lately.

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>>78673273

>>78673326
yeah mate
you

like it when the neighbours cat slowly and carefully walks up to me and smells me and then it pads away

>>78673294
you what? I said two San Miguels, come on pierre chop chop you dozy frogs HAHA!

*turns to the couple next to us*

we come 'ere every year 'e lavs us DON'T YA JAQUES

>>78673192
Nothing like that, it's more my own problem, I've had an on and off eating disorder for about 5 years, bit silly i know

>>78673309
we're a similar age and I get you in terms of 80s music not being as widely listened to but my friends would never be that autistic

sat around too long in my pjamas now my room smells a bit foosty

>>78673307
a fat smelly child-molesting shitskin typed this post.

>>78673236
Enjoy while you are young and can get away with it.

"Doos San Migels" is a cracking name for a band imo

>>78673279
Iktf

I work in a job where public perception is we earn easily over 100k, yet realistically it's only like 40k

more interested in a life of pleasure and seeking pleasure than a life of service

Gonna start reading in public to impress girls

>>78673384
no it isn't
be quiet

I AM IN LOCO PARENTIS
I AM THE LAST REMAINING CONTESTANT ON THE APPRENTICE
I AM THE HOMETRAINED DENTIST
A YAI YA YAI YA YAI YA YAI YA YAI YA YAI YA

>>78673412
Bit gay.

>>78673412
you have to look good as well

>>78673385
didn't FUCKING work though, did it? hahaha

>>78673412
But they'll never approach you so what's the point

>>78673349
hon hon hon mademoiselle

*put arm on her shoulder*

Allons faire un tour sur la plage tous les deux

*fuck the slag*

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uni felt bad for me and let me in even though i didn't have the GPA

>>78673439
>>78673439
>>78673439

>>78673363
Ah that's unfortunate

Would you seriously consider taking drugs just to look skinnier?

>>78673409
t. lefty

make money to attract girls is only required for fat uglies
if you're attractive you get bare pussy for free while some other chump pays for it

>>78673405
Whats that? Rent boy?

>>78673437
cringe

>>78673436
I don't care about that. I get off on their admiration

>>78673447
they don't feel bad for anyone. they just lowered the entry requirements because not enough people met it and they still need that glorious tuition money

but long term it probably means that course or department is closer to getting scrapped

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>>78673470
*suck my garlic flavored dick*

>>78673460
This. Slags everywhere in the UK

>>78673499
bender

>>78673530
*recite a couple of Rimbaud's verses* hon oui hon hon

A'IGHT A GOT ME RAG FOCK ME ON ME POPPER

>>78673609
please only read on if you want objectively analysis of this face:
So you're kinda fortunate in the sense that you have a "hollistic" face where a combination of your parts looks a better than the individual parts. That is to say in spite of your glaring flaws you are still pretty good looking as a result primiarly as a result of your strong skin colouring, good eye shape and browbridge/eyebrows (although the low cheekbones let it down a bit) and broad jaw.

First of all you have a triangle face where your jaw is the widest part of your face, your cheekbones the 2nd widest and then your forehead. This is not ideal, the ideal proportions are widest cheekbones, then jaw then forehead. This throws your whole face off. Continuing on from that your cheekbones are lowset which is unideal and it is why you have this poor undereye area, also as I mentioned they are not as wide as they should be. Remember that an ideal face should be 5 eye widths in lengths from ear to ear. Your face is too narrow and this is compounded by your wide and unshaply nose. The tapering of your chin is also unfortunate as it adds to asymmetry and makes your otherwise quite broad jaw look narrow and weak in the middle.

Please remember no one is perfect and this face is almost certainly slightly above average in terms of looks but it is notihng more than that.

p.s. reason why you will never haev hollo cheeks regardless of bodyfat is because your cheekbones are low and poor, sorry.