/brit/

any cat man in

>spending all your time and effort just to impress women
nigger bitches should making the effort to impress you, not vice versa

timo
vogels

>>78673437
filing this one under: Continental """banter"""

any kathmandu

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>China is a poor coun-

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Any Lia man in

Island monkeys.

>>78673508
nah mate I'm not a pasty white balding virgin

>>78673517
This.

do NOT like being ignored lads

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glasgow is too small to even need this

Words can't describe how much I want a valium

>>78673526
Say hello to your sister's son, Abdul-Oliver.

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Woah.

any exeter man in

>>78673557
bit lewd this

any remainer man in

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>>78673557

>>78673454
I've considered it for quite a while desu, I've held off because I know that I am incredibly skinny despite it all. I wear a size 27 in jeans despite being 6'3, the circle i can make with my two thumbs and index fingers is wider than my thigh

i reckon ill go to the doctors soon

>>78673572
>bill bye
didn't even bother reading

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Neil degrasse Tyson is LIT

Any leftypol man in

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>>78673561
>identifying with or believing the politicial scale is still relevant

>>78673556
classic french name

>>78673580
like sue thighs alot

any thainonce in

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>>78673556
>frenchman calling anyone muslim

>>78673604
still dont get this

>>78673538
Yeah ok, but massive inequality amongst its people and an uneven distribution of wealth In the so called commi state

>>78673604

I don't get it

>>78673604
>'aitch
>I is just I, not aye
stupid cunt

>>78673582
Nah mate they're sat in Starbucks white knighting women and reading Jeremy corbyns twitter while giggling like little school girls

a man i know who used to be a banker and now works to bring foreigners into this country told me that britain will lose 200,000 jobs thanks to brexit

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>even the Pope is a Brody
Fucking hell

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>>78673557

>>78673627
We don't have town's muslim pedophile ring here.

>>78673549
It's built to go on with your mates when drunk for a laugh.

>>78673643
getting right sick of Petrus Romanus' shit

Neil DeGrasse Tyson is a pompous ass

Incoming ROFLCOPTER!

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>still don't' get this

>I don't get it

>>78673604
NDT is like an honorary white guy
Claiming him as one of us
Too based a man to be black

>>78673633
>>78673637
A, Are, Aitch- it's how you pronounce each letter

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On the Eurostar home right now. Went for a walk up and down the carriages to stretch my legs, and was accosted halfway through business class by an overweight French staffmember.

She asked "what do you think youre doing?" and i replied i was just stretching my legs. she made this dumb expression of exaggerated surprise and said "ummm okay?? but this is business class? business class? so you can go and stretch your legs back that way okay??" and then she made a shooing motion with her hands

stupid rat fink bastard munter twat. how did she know i WASNT business class anyway?

>no dumblet gf to save

made a very silly mistake when out cycling
thankfully dashcams arent a thing in this country

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>>78673638
>haitch

>>78673634
not an argument
true communism has never been tried in China

>>78673660
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4697747.stm

>>78673675
looks like it flew headfirst into a wall hehe

>>78673678
BASED black man xD

>>78673675
grim

>>78673691
Yeah, because I'm not arguing with some homo online.

>>78673716
reported for discriminating

>>78673708
calm down

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>>78673662
should scrap it and bring back the trams deus

>>78673678
>t. redditor
you've got to go back

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>>78673713

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Got this for 700pm in zone 1 lads, absolute bargain.

having a Gü

>>78673727
Haha I didn't imply being a homo is bad, you just did! Fag!

(=‘.’=)
(“)_(”)

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>>78673557
yuzu a cute

also secretly wish she would go into AV when her idol career fails

>>78673752
that a flatshare lad?

>>78673752
cheap as ships

going on an internet detox for a year

good-bye

not a fan of this post >>78673774

>>78673752
>has a garden
Fuck off literal billionaire

@78673774
fuck off then

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just binge watched an entire season of 1000 ways to die

>>78673752
mad how that's a house for londoners and an office for northerners

ah yes
french windows

or as i like to call them: gay

>>78673772
>>78673774
pre-emptive strike didnt work

This is bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over youtube.
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>>78673797
very good

>>78673765
having a poo

>>78673604
genuinely don't think he knows how to pronounce some of the letters

>>78673796
which did you pick?

>>78673772
who was he doing this to? there's not many chinkies in the prem

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Went to sleep at 3. Just woke up.

Music Volume: ▁ ▂ ▃ ▄ ▅ ▆ █ 100 %

never been on the eurostar
dont think Ive ever even seen a eurostar

>>78673821
to this day I still have no idea

>>78673816
shall be turning this Gü into poo later

>>78673789
>>78673795
she is definitely taking a lot of dicks behind the scenes

>>>/mu/74737284

which one of you cunts made this

>>78673797
but merely a broom cupboard for radical midlanders

Sorry i drop my smallpack of doritos ▲▼▶◀▼▲▲▼▶▼▲▲▼▶◀▶▲▲▶▶▼▲▶▶▶▼▲◀◀▶▼◀▶▼▶▶◀▼▲◀▶▲▼▶▶▼▼▲◀▶▼▲

>>78673821
think the was making a gesture at the ref calling him blind

My headphones now only go up to a very low max volume even though it says it's at max volume. Anyone else have this problem?

>>78673840
*phones the police to report anti social behaviour*

>>78673857
if there's one thing the north and south can agree on it's that the midlands is wank and irrelevant

>>78673864
heh

>>78673855
there was also a post on /v/ last night

>>78673874
Headphones or earphones

>>78673881
>if there's one thing the north and south have in common it's delusion
agreed

>>78673874 found inspiration for this post from >>78673840

>>78673881
pretty sure Leicester is the central hub of England

you'd all be nothing without the midlands just face it

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>>78673895
Headphones. They're Bluetooth.

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>>78673905
imagine the delusion

doesn't leicester have the most diverse demographic or something

absolute shithole

>>78673918
birb

>>78673918
vogel

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really like this picture

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going to make te

>>78673941

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2ieFd-o4Js

literally me

>>78673940
>diversity is bad

ok dean butcher smith, enjoy blackpool

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>>78673961
its shit

FLIP ALL DEM TABLEZ

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he doesnt wear sennheiser hd598s or audio technica ath-m50xs

bigly

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>>78673643
How many refugees has he let stay in the Vatican city I wonder?

Hmmm really makes me think

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Just texted my mum but forgot to put any Xs
feel like utter shit now i dunno what to do

have a £10 chinese earphones and they're fantastic

headphones are autistic, huge and uncomfortable

gf found out that I have a 4Chan account

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfz8ZYKIO5g
sad story

チューン
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlpQZ2Ln-Xs

>>78674034
>listening to music outside

hello twat

anyone else got that friend from school who was meant to make it as a professional sportsman but got chucked aside at the age of 18-21?

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why did she do it lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4ju5Zzv1_0

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anyone remember the cuckio meme

>flying down the canal on your bike at 50mph at night whilst your favourite playlist is in

fantastic

>>78674093
bit dangerous

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phwoar lads, the tinder date

>>78674093
illegal

Plans for the Froyday noight lads?

>>78674071
not a friend, hated the twat but yes, got booted out of derby county because he kept getting injured haha. best thing was seeing him desperately sell all his tacky Louis Vuitton shite when he realised he wasn't getting any more money

PE teacher now of course

>>78674036
fuck dude... im sorry

>>78673972
been drinking red wine and eating gorgonzola piccante since 11am

>>78674093
_________ ___ _________ ______

https://youtu.be/RqqOVo6q5J0

>>78674110
*loosens tie and starts panting*
AY CHIHUAHUA
*bangs self over the head with a mallet as I slam hand on the table and sweat profusely*

>>78674120
pub

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>>78674134
uwot m8
you some poncy homogay or something lol

>>78674110
AWOOOOOOOOOGA

AWOOOOOOOOOGA

HOMINAHOMINAHOMINA

>>78674094

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anime

>>78674078
She probably has had a dozen guys in her already and needed fast money. Average white girl in the US 2bh.

>>78674078
because feminism told her its an empowering career choice and that theres nothing wrong with being a slut

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>>78674170
enjoyed this post

>>78674078
women don't know what they want etc etc etc etc

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>>78674163
shan't be replying to this awful post with its working class vernacular

>>78674124
i've got a friend who was god of war tier at rugby at a young age but never made it because he didn't grow tall enough.

he's pretty bitter about the experience as he's the only semi-manlet in the family.

what was so bad about the derby county guy?

>>78673918
is this a sitting doggo

>>78674140
bizarre post

>>78674120
Yeah m8, taking your mum out on a date, going to treat her like a proper lady, gonna be a bloody fantastic night. Walk her to her front door. Give her a nice snog, leaving her feeling fulfilled and happy. Then I won't call her and answer her calls.

Haha what am I like.

wifes son used the last of the milk
cant even make a cup of tea

>>78674232

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>>78674225
rugby doesnt have a height requirement

Always wonder why actually attractive girls go into porn, are they too mentally impaired to even manipulate a man into paying for their lifestyle?

>>78674093
I'd love to listen to music while I ride bit I need to be hyper aware at all times

when is jon snow going to start dishing out the willy to dany

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hmmm

>>78674252
yes it does

>>78674237
dangerous and downright stupid, you muppet

>>78674256
>dany
god the writers are terrible this season

>>78674269
explain peter stringer then

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>you wake up Sunday morning and this 6'3 goddess is making you tea and toast

Wut do?

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>>78674260

>78674269
Of what? As far as I know unless you're turbo manlet you don't have to be tall

>>78674252
n-n-no, you have to be a lanklet 6'4 spaghetti armed twat like me to play rugby!

>>78674285
ask for marmite

>>78674251
is this louis ck?

>>78674281
>one guy out of a 1000

>>78674278
>>78674256
thought the latest episode was a bit shit

too much "someone comes to save the day at the last second" tripe

>>78674028
disgusting post

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>>78674285
whereees mummmmmmyyyy

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fucking hell lads, squared ascii art is hard to find

imagine voting for labour because stormzy told you to

>>78674120
gettin on that wagagrub with some bird then back to hers so she can suck me knob

>>78674134
should like to but need to make progress on dissertation its due in just over a week

>>78674253
lana is a brainlet. most of them tend to be brainlets.

>>78674305
jason leonard who had the most caps in history was 5'10 until he was surpassed by george gregan (5'8)

stop embarassing yourself

>>78674349
ganbare

any south end beauties in

>>78674253
all those documentaries about porn don't make it look appealing at all yet they seem to have thousands of willing volunteers

I only want to love you
in real life

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>>78674335
>"I'm your mummy now, anon"
>*walks towards the camera*

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>>78674110
*unzips dick*

>>78674337
roo <3

>>78674343
unironically know someone who said that grimes endorsement of corbyn pursuaded him (he also voted brexit and supports trump LOL)

>>78674277
or
fuck off normie twat

Must be hard for really tall beautiful women to find a compatible partner
I mean 99% of people are going to be way below your standards, like ugly midgets

On another note, manlets must have a hard time getting any women

>>78674389
I think it's mostly young actresses who come to LA trying to make it in the film industry

>>78674343
why not

>>78674354
lad, accept it, the traditional rugby player is over 6 foot.

there are anomalies of course but these manlets have superb technical ability and it's not often a manlet will be in a team.

>>78674417
tall women are easy.

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the new whip

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>>78674427
my point is he didn't make it because he wasn't good enough, not because he was 'too short'

>>78674427
never talk about rugby again he's posting actual facts and youre posting shite like accept it

surely being shorter in rugby is better since you have a lower centre of gravity?

>>78674417
you know how I feel now.

except really tall beautiful man.

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drove to my brother's house and back safely lads, feeling VERY good about myself, please give me positive comments to help my self-esteem

>>78674453
>the manlet logic

gonna download every season of the Sopranos on my work WiFi tomorrow

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>you need to be tall to play rugby

>>78674442
is it fast

>>78674442

>left hand drive

disgusting

>>78674447
look, if he was 6'4 with his ability, he would've made it.

and yes he would've kept his ability with his height as rugby is a basic bitch sport.

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>>78673439
tube kot

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>>78674464

>>78674445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D49d75blINA

>>78674349
do you're best

>>78674453
dont post about rugby again until you have spent 100 hours reading r/incels

>>78674489
don't know why I even bothered engaging you

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who's is it?

>>78674225
just massively arrogant and moody, one of those 15 going on 35 wankers. incredibly boring person desu

>replying to lickydicky
why do people do this again?

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did a massive poo and almost clogged the bog lads

>>78674520
underage

women really need to stop getting unnecessary plastic surgery

hmm

business idea: ban plastic surgery for people who don't need it

>>78674520
jamals!
heh... cuckold reference..

need to stop spending so much time on /brit/, constantly say "the so-called X" and "the ol' X" while out on tinder dates

Some girls find it funny, others find it weird tho

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>fell for the trap meme
>eventually wanted to be the trap
>crossdress and post pics online
>get attention from guys
>like said attention
>order some dildos
>like sucking on them and putting them in my ass
>eventually decide to hook up with a dude
>find a guy nearby
>dress up and go to his place
>bit nervous
>he takes off my skirt and pushes me down onto my knees
>welp, time to get to work
>sucking a real dick was no where near as fun as I thought it would be
>and it smelled and I got hair stuck in my teeth
>he picks me up and starts playing with my ass
>tell him i'm not so sure I want to do this anymore
>he tells me to relax, it will feel good
>sticks it in
>I liked how warm it felt
>then he starts pounding
>wow, this is kindof fun
>then I look around and catch a glimpse of us in the mirror
>see me dressed as a girl, bent over a dresser, getting dicked
>oh god what have I done
>close eyes and just wait for him to finish
>he pulls out and puts me on my knees
>cums on my face
>I go to the bathroom to clean up
>look myself in the mirror
>I'm bottomless, my ass hurts, and I have cum on my face
>start to cry
>clean up and go home
>feel digusted with myself

I fucking hate how hard trap shit is pushed on 4chan. You faggots are poisoning the minds of countless young men. You faggots twisted me into having gay sex. Thankfully I broke free but I'll forever have to deal with memory of me getting dicked.

>>78674532
do this pretty much every time i shit now, reckon i need to eat more fibre

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what's that robot from futurama called again?

>>78674555
Bhumibol Adulyadej?

>>78674555
King Vajiralongkorn

>>78674555
Metalman

>>78674555
the king of thailand

>>78674525
>arrogant

tbf though if I was in a PL/Championship academy at 15 I'd think I was the dogs bollocks as well.

it's funny though because a lot of kids don't realise just because they're in an academy, doesn't mean they'll make it. Academies really need to stop shouting out this "hard work will make it" bullshit at children, it's cruel and manipulating.

>>78674581
lol

>>78674555
poof? or was it faggot?

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I never read the licence agreements when I update my distro

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>get accepted to uni
>tell my family
>everyone is happy
>look again
>not accepted
>shit my pants
>tell family that im not sure about the program and that i might work instead
>everyone gets pissed
>look again
>accepted
pssht, i had it in the bag since day one

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>>78674581

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>>78674594
woah

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*draws this on your desk*

girlfriend told me she used to be an escort

>>78674581
was gonna make this post but assumed one of these
>>78674567
>>78674573
was actually him

Why do I waste my time and money on average women?

>>78674656
you're an average man

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you arrive on the M6

>>78674656
cause you fall for every girl that shows you the slightest bit of attention

>>78674646
Vajiralongkorn is him

Bhumibol Adulyadej was his dad however

game of thrones is shit now but what else is there to watch really

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>>78674682
anime

>>78674672
pretty sad state of affairs.

>>78674682
I recently watched 11.22.63. Its really good

Aesthetic kino set in the 50s

>>78674682
Ozark

business idea: go to high wycombe for a few days and harass tim

>>78674682
90's asian crime films

>>78674694
>kino
opinion discarded

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>>78674594

>>78674682
dank meme compilations

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Bored without any alcohol.

>>78674710
Hello re.ddit

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>Hello re.ddit

>>78674715
same

so rarely bored really

when wanking lying down, should the computer be put on one's chest or one's thighs?

>>78674710
bet you're fun at parties

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eN0CIyF2ok
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eN0CIyF2ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eN0CIyF2ok
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eN0CIyF2ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eN0CIyF2ok

>>78674739
it's called a desktop for a reason

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rate the new ink

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>>78674741
yeah I ruin every party where everyone talks about kino and sneed and says FOR YOU FOR YOU IS HAVING A PARTY PART OF UR PLAN XDDD

>>78674743
literally who cares

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>>78674745
>he doesn't have a laptop

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peng

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>>78674417
Tall women have it the worst. Even 5'11 is good lucl tier for women if she isn't really really pretty in the face

>>78674739
you mean laptop? generally put it on my thighs

>>78674770
I

>>78674594
big if true

>>78674739
neither
use a proper desktop setup
much better for you

>>78674777
can't a laptop be called a computer? I'm not english ok

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Not gonna lie I'm a labour voter but I couldn't consciously vote for labour in june because of how much power the racist diane abbott held in the party

can someone draw in MS paint what putting the laptop on your thighs looks like

My boss practically told me to go fuck myself and how much of a massive failure I am and the only reason he didn't fire me is because out of respect for my friend who recommended me.

fuck my life

>>78674796
boo hoo white guys are so oppressed :(

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think i've beat this gimmick far enough

>>78674821
what job lad

>>78674682
tv is for stupid normies
i stopped watching tv ten years ago to establish my superior intellect

>>78674821
if you don't quit after that, you're only proving his point

Got called a nigger on my smoke break. By a black guy.

>>78674857
>establish my superior intellect
BBC4 for you then lad.

>>78674900
nigger or nigga?

>>78674913
>>78674913

new

New:
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>>78674934
>>78674934

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>>78674821
reminds me of the time i got fired by my manager but he wasn't my real boss so i kept coming to work anyway haha
boy was he pissed

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>>78675004
post more kots please.