/brit/

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>have to be up for toil in 7 and half hours

just took a good long whiff of me pits la, i am good to go for the rest of the night! cheerio!

babestation

caty cole
donna duke
danica thrall

lads

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was about to post a qt girl with '>tfw no gf' but forgot I deleted my entire wank folder

Since 2007, the homicide rate among teens has declined, but the suicide rate has increased. As teens have started spending less time together, they have become less likely to kill one another, and more likely to kill themselves.

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>work in the morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIOgSzmeyrQ

tim's said they're trying to section him because of the videos

Norther Ireland is British clay

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>>78656973

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>>78657007
I literally only got back from work a few hours ago
what's even the point of living

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Sargon is actually part black. One of his great grandfathers was a mulatto from St. Helena. That would make him somewhere between 1/8th and 1/16ths blacks.

>>78657024

NEED that sat on my face

Since when has Brittany venti been alt righter? Haven't seen her since the raids on her twitch where she would pretend to be retarded to gain views and lonerbucks

>>78657041
Cunt

wonder what miley cyrus weewee tastes like

Girls have also borne the brunt of the rise in depressive symptoms among today’s teens. Boys’ depressive symptoms increased by 21 percent from 2012 to 2015, while girls’ increased by 50 percent—more than twice as much. The rise in suicide, too, is more pronounced among girls. Although the rate increased for both sexes, three times as many 12-to-14-year-old girls killed themselves in 2015 as in 2007, compared with twice as many boys. The suicide rate is still higher for boys, in part because they use more-lethal methods, but girls are beginning to close the gap.

>>78657041
who fucking cares about your little internet celebs you fucking mong fuck off

>>78657053
she's just doing the same thing

>>78657041
nah he's part North African, meaning he's White all round.

>>78657079
I do

>>78657053
to make money off lonely angry autists who spend time and money on having their childish opinions reinforced

>>78657053
at least since HWNDU when she shared a stream with notorious neo-nazi Sam Hyde

need someone to shit on my head

>>78657109
nerd

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spent most of my summer reading and smoking weed in the evenings

any other days i spent out in the field doing a species count on butterflies and moths

my mate said im sad, what's so sad about liking what you study?

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>>78657010
he's really losing it now

Normies have a level of confidence that I can only achieve when drunk

Dont know how they do it

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pancakes for tea

>>78657089
Hmm would quite like to see your working out there lad

where the fuck did monday go?

>>78657135
Tea isn't a meal. It's a beverage.

>>78656973
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1705307922

>>78657041
>>78657089
Not sure if you're joking or not but there is definitely something off about his face

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>>78657157
where did my life go

>>78657164
the fuck is this the hell is the point of porn if its not hardcore af

Felicitations, malefactors. I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me?

its an exciting time in the tim saga
its approaching end game

need someone to smack my ass and call me a nigger

wait!

>>78657089
i thought 4chan didnt consider maghrebis as white

quite like throatfucking
did it to the gf the other day
stopped me instantly and told me i was a dick

>>78657041
CUnT

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>any other days i spent out in the field doing a species count on butterflies and moths

http://post-anathema.tumblr.com/

gorgeous aesthetic blog lads

>>78657196
show arsehole

>>78657128
what species did you count

>>78657190
I would. I need porno mags, newports, and a 40 of malt liquor.

>>78657238

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There she goes
There she goes again
Racing thru' my brain
And I just can't contain
This feelin' that remains
There she blows
There she blows again
(There she blows again)
Pulsing thru' my vein
And I just can't contain
This feelin' that remains
There she goes, there she goes again

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Listening to the music of Revenge of the Sith.

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>>78657265
gross

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>tfw no mixed race gf

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>>78657265

>>78657265
Hmm so you want to be called nigger but only a small fraction is black. Interesting.

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>Listening to the music of Revenge of the Sith.

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I CALLED IN SICK

FROM YOUR FUNEEEERRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LiI6poe3QE

remember this lads

>>78657279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTAAsCNK7RA

looking for boots mostly for city usage though any recs?

Listening to the music of Revenge of the Sith.

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>>78657157
>Look up here, I’m in heaven
>I’ve got scars that can’t be seen
>I’ve got drama, can’t be stolen
>Everybody knows me now

>>78657345
shoes

22 hours and 14 minutes until the toil

>>78657343
I remember there being another terrorist attack between the macnhester one and this concert lmao

>>78657360
yeah shoes but boots to be more specific

hes not going a sentence without saying 'cowardly idiots' in the longer videos

terrorism's just gonna get worse
need to find a weak muslim country we can just deport all the IS fighters to and give them a bit of money for the hassle

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alri

he's a schizophrenic and clearly mentally ill
leave the man alone you utter cretins

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>>78657376

>>78657412
Whom'st is?

>>78657376
yeah but as in you don't need to buy boots to wear in a city
buy shoes like a real person

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items on the agenda: acquire space gf

>>78657421
who the fuck wears this shit mate

>>78657436
boots are in mate get up to date

>>78657376
timberlands

>>78657396
every policeman should be armed
anyone who is even vaguely linked to terrorism who be detained until we are absolutely certain they're a terrorist

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>so I bought a knife
>I AM A KKKKKNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>PJW is a member of your province's legislature

not a legitimate form of protest

Yesterday after I finished work, I smoked a joint and went to bed. Woke up the next morning, not high, but feeling very well rested and euphoric. Literally the best I've felt in a year. Had orange juice and cheerios, enjoyed my 2 mile walk to work (usually don't), and got on well with coworkers.

I don't know what it was, but I definitely didn't wake up high. My usual experience after doing mind altering substances is that I feel awful, but with weed I feel good the day after.

lyric posters are the fucking worst

>>78657455
Nazis, that's why it's funny

also 'dont want to be in this country' or some variation thereof
thats repeated several times a minute, used to be mentioned just once at the end of the videos

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>>78657500
looks nothing like him

any britcucks buy the spyderco UKPK?

bit weird going to marriage of a girl that you've spaffed on her face in the past

>>78657500
NAWT A LEJITAMIT FAWRM OF PREWTEST

>>78657529
wrong

>>78657533
yeh

>>78657505
Literally the best drug

>>78657410
reminds me of the scene from Elf

>>78657505
i usually feel alright after a 2 day coke and booze binge

>>78657507
i agree but to the extreme

>>78657484
>buying a knife

If MI5 are watching, just want you to know that I do not condone this behaviour. God save the Queen.

>>78657505
>>78657561
fuck off reddit

>>78657565
How old are you

>>78657533
what is that

>>78657505
riding the afterglow

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>pick your fighter

There needs to be a UKDP. The United Kingdom Dependence Party; that's sole goal is to have Britain ruled by foreigners; Americans, Europeans, the Chinese, hell, even India. Britain needs to be dependent.

hey big head :p

>>78657602
Been a cross party policy since 1945

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>>78657469

>>78657592
27

how do i be good at cannabis
when i consume it i just go all sat down feeling very tired and not doing anything

>>78657469
this would start a backlash
mayeb they'd all go away
most likely more people would start doing random terrorist attacks

>>78657625
you got something you want to say, sunshine?

>>78657657
consume it in a social environment

>>78657657
Try out different strains

>>78657669
your idea put a smile on my face

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pick your fighter

>>78657663
>most likely more people would start doing random terrorist attacks

why? police would be able to shoot them on sight, if they suspected anything in the planning then the person would be detained

couldn't really care all that much about race mixing desu, but I find """nationalists""" who fawn over people not from their race incredibly cringeworthy

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"skee bop bap boddop bo, skee bap bop baddap do"

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Greetings /brit/ers

>>78657739
Ludford always makes me HOWL

>>78657758
people don't really plan big attacks like they used to
all it takes now is someone with a car and a kitchen knife, and police can't be everywhere. In spain, where all the police are armed, they were unable to stop the van

>>78657739
ludders is dead now. he needs erasing.

>>78657657
more sativa

>>78657739
You forgot alan

quite enjoying this tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTJJ7ipXQ_g

>>78657786
Cool song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcEKtVZ0XX4

>>78657832
not british

>>78657758
>>78657812
well some people plan big attacks but mostly it's trucks of peace

>I'm the one who suffers in this situation. I want it to be the other way, where they're the ones that suffer for screwing me around

uh oh

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>>78657639

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last night you were in my room and now my bedsheets smell like poo

>>78657860
tell me how to be good weed

>>78657847
>pakipoo
>british
hello pakipoo

listening to some comfy 'makes you think' piano choons before bed time x

>>78657901
smoke less or at least spread it out
try a more sativa dominant strain
stay hydrated

>>78657860
bet she's banging at EUiv

Imagine if there were two 190cm trips

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>>78657919
not ethnically but u kno

my favourite colours are blue, white and gold.

what does that say about me

>>78657976
gayboi

>>78657976
well you have an easy time finding a phone colour

>>78657944
i only did it a handful of times when in taly
doing it next wen go to krautmany inabit

hi lads

harsh but necessary words for the feng faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2_L71lFItk

>>78658007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rSavtcxj5o

should you go to a wedding of someone that you've shagged previous? bit weird to be invited no?

feel pathetic everytime I have a wank

Hello mate

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bitch dab

>>78658007
hello
how was your day

here's a list of different girls I've binned in the past couple of years, could have had a comfy life with any of them haha, I'm an awful decision maker

>1st class law student
>literal heiress with a massively well connected Jew family
>millionaire girl from London, daughter of a prominent art dealer
>Chinese girl who owned a 5 bedroom house in Shanghai and a top job in London
>economics boffin from a top 5 uni

i literally grew up on a council estate and have a job that couldn't even be considered middle class, now I'm all alone wahey

Feel pathetic every time I breathe

>>78657041

one drop

squaeling at this bit
19:10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wONWjp5I6sE

>>78658107
stop breathing then
simple

It was canny shit but thanks for asking

>>78658105
mate... mate. Are you.. Are you me?

might watch das boot again

>>78658150
hope its the full 6 hour version

>>78658063
pretend everything is normal

browsing the local prozzies again lads
not sure how much longer I'll be able to resist

>>78658121
you're black then?

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>>78658103
really great bud how about you

>>78658182
.....succumbing to a prozzy in pizza express......

I met this 5'6 London lad that was trying to nest some birds in Newcastle and he was crying because he wouldn't be let into the hotel. Security at the hotel had to kick him out, he was like.

"Mate, if this bouncer was from Tottenham he would have been stabbed by now ... I've been stabbed loads of times mate etc."

Are Londoners always this pretentious?

>>78658105
what's your secret

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Any Scots speakers here?

>>78658203
being myself

>>78658122
he talks too fast for me

>>78658190
feel awful and want to die

This country was built on anglo-scot values

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>>78658233

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https://youtu.be/GIOgSzmeyrQ?t=47

it's all over lads they're putting tim out of business

this country was built on constant competition between warring clans, tribes and cultures

>>78658227
>>78658182
>>78658184
>>78658150
>>78658107
>>78658056
>>78658010
>>78657942
>>78657211
>>78657206
>>78657226
>>78657224
>>78657140
>>78657135
>>78657115
>>78657089
>>78657125
>>78657033
>>78657010
>>78656949
>>78656946
>>78656873
>>78657233
>>78657238

Things that never happened

the used panties I bought online arrived today
going to do my first wank in them now, wish me luck

KuroMukuro is literally evangelion-lite

eyes won't stop bleeding
bit tired of it desu

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feel fat
oging to bed

think im going to get all of my savings and max out all of my credit cards, book a weekend in a nice hotel with a high end escort and fuck her silly, then go home and blow my brains out

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>>78658204
here x

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>>78658283

>Just wants to move to America

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>>78658314

>>78658283
>they're trying to send me to the nut house

:o

This country was built on Scoto-Anglo values.

>>78658316
better yet, rent a supercar and whilst still off your face, drive it into the sea, or into a wall at 150mph

>>78657010
whats he doing here?

what are the chances that tim flips out and does a terroris attack on some americans?

>>78658330
what will he do when he gets there and his laptop won't magically fix itself

>>78658283
Really hope they sort him out
He's a danger to himself and quite possibly others

>>78658353
STRRRRRIKKKKEEEE

>>78658353
seems like the people getting hit's fault to me

>>78658283
starting to think there might actually be something wrong with him

>>78658353
which is the one that died. was it the person who got crushed between the pickup truck and the car? or one of the people in the first impact?

The laptops fucked lads I'm selling the house and moving to America

>>78658353
trying to find the whale that died

>>78658353
*hits your car with a stick after you murder someone with it*

honestly cannot see a future for myself lads, this whole get married, struggle to buy a property and work your arse off gimmick just isn't for me. also have an awful habit of running away from people, body dysmorphia that always comes back and I generally hate myself and pretty much everyone else. I hope I don't sound edgy, I hate the fact I'm like this. I wish I was an ignorant deano so I could be happy all the time, but more than anything I just want to kill myself

>>78658411
need a green card?

if a car hits some people on purpose im not going to get in back of it and hit it 2bh

im going to run the fuck away

>>78658412
YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>78658447
shitlord

>>78658412
seems like the statue getting take down's fault to me

>>78658353
how the fuck did only one person die

it's like they knew it was going to happen they all jumped out of the way before it hit

only the slow fat one got hit

>>78658422
get a hooker and an assortment of party drugs and fuck her and kill yourself after

>>78658459
lol

why has there been a black woman as the ex-yu OP photo every thread for 3 years now

>>78658412
leftists

>>78658353
rightists

if you support the right wing, you are literally a rasheed who loves killing liberal (""degenerate"") westerners

tims recently got a hugely overinflated ego eg going on about his acting/piano skills
new symptom of his illness?

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>>78658412

>>78658411
wait, is that why hes in america?

I had a couple really bad trips and now I don't know how to talk to people

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how did only one person die

are there any actual recordings of mozart or are we always listening to other people playing his music

>>78658511
Because there was barely any force

Im surprised anyone died

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>>78658511
it was a CIA agent driving and all the protesters were paid actors. the fat one dying was a mistake on their part

>>78658517
some recordings were found if I remember correctly

>>78658517
other people playing his music

>>78658511
obesity

>>78658517
the first sound was recorded about 70 years after his death so of course its just reproductions

>>78658497
aww thats so sweet. really brings a tear to my eye. these people are so accepting :3

a friend of mine fucked up his a-levels and ended up going to uni of south wales

how do I give him advice without sounding like a patronising dickhead?

>>78658517
pretty sure most of it is other people playing his music but some of his later stuff is recordings of mozart

>>78658497
the statue of the father was nowhere to be found

>>78658497
These communists need to die

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>>78658549
>18th century
>recordings

>>78658580
don't bother with mediocre people mate

>>78658580
tell him hes able to do better/he deserves better and that he should redo

he only has this chance once in his life. he wont want to do it when he's 26 or whatever

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This is a photograph of someone born in 1746
Mad

>>78658490
delusions of grandeur

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Is there a Halal KFC near you, lads?

https://www.kfc.co.uk/halal

reading a visual novel

>>78658580
you are 21 and friends with 18 year olds sort your life out

>>78656436
>>78656619

just spotted these posts from the older thread
i'm fucking crying

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On April 20, 1999, while smoking a cigarette at the start of lunch break, Brooks Brown saw Eric Harris arrive at school.

Harris reportedly said, "It doesn't matter anymore" and also said, "Brooks, I like you now. Get out of here. Go home."

Dylan Klebold had already arrived at the school in a separate car, and the two boys left two gym bags, each containing a 20-pound propane bomb, inside the school cafeteria.

Had these bombs exploded with full power, they would have killed or severely wounded all 488 students in the cafeteria and possibly collapsed the ceiling, dropping part of the library into the cafeteria.

Castaldo said he saw one of the boys throw a pipe bomb, which only partially detonated. Thinking the bomb was no more than a crude prank, Castaldo did not take it seriously. At that moment, Eric Harris yell, "Go! Go!" The two gunmen pulled their guns from beneath their trench coats and began shooting.

Some of the students had believed that they were bearing witness to a senior prank by the two seniors.

Klebold came up to Kirklin, who was calling for help. Klebold said, "Sure. I'll help you," then shot Kirklin in the face

20 minutes after their lethal shooting spree had ended, leaving 12 students dead, Harris and Klebold shouted out in unison: "One! Two! Three!". Harris had fired his shotgun through the roof of his mouth, and Klebold had shot himself in the left temple with his TEC-9.

The complex and highly planned attack involved 99 explosive devices

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>tfw no unified India
hate pakis so much lads

>>78658632
Greater London

>>78658652
don't get it

>>78658636
hey we don't have any of these in america! wtf, i want one now

*topples a statue*

>>78658601
he fucked up some exams lol, don't treat him like shit because of it. christ man, imagine being so fickle.

>>78658618
i'm tempted to tell him he can go to a decent uni to do a masters if he gets a first. (which shouldn't be challenging in all reality)

is that useful advice?

>>78658674
Excuse me?

>>78658680
nick land is a person but "knicking land" is what russia did for crimea

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>>78658680

>>78658637
which one

>>78658700
none of your business

>>78658680
genuine idiot

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>>78658692
>>78658698
>>78658713
oh right
I thought that but then I thought it was something more cleverer

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>>78658664
>Castaldo said he saw one of the boys throw a pipe bomb, which only partially detonated. Thinking the bomb was no more than a crude prank, Castaldo did not take it seriously.
"Ahaha, that was great. Boys will be boys."

>>78658726
>cleverer
right
goodbye

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socialmatter is down lads

Calculated how much drugs I usually use a week...

19 2 mg Xanax bars
9.5 g Weed
7 pints
4 Acid tabs
2 E pills
500 mg Mescaline
Half a 25g tobacco pouch

>>78658747
runt

>>78658747
oo you're 'ard

>>78658747
should slow down lad seriously

>>78658747
living the dream

is "zero days" the most interesting documentary of this decade? If you think no, I'd like to hear your suggestions

>>78658643
not looking forward to uni next year for this reason

>be in nightclub
>be on md
>the 18 y/o will frown upon me because he/she thinks md will kill them and ket is horse tranquilizer
>they'll be hyper, running around, trying to set impressions like absolute children
>i'll be sitting down off my tits

ye nah

so fucking bored

>>78658664
Fucking chads

>>78658747
cringe

>>78658497

Most modern statues look abysmal. Can't wait to see what terrible statues Yanks replace the nice confederate ones with

can you develop phimosis as an adult?

>>78658783
>watching documentaries
brainlet

>>78658785
you've outgrown nightclubs
start going to bars and enjoying comfy nights with a small group of mates

>>78658747
why? how do you afford it?

>>78658783
Ai Feng by Wang Bing

>>78658747
>2 e pills
>a week
>every week

umm sweetie... no.

>>78658760
>>78658764
>>78658795
dunno what's your problem i just want to b happy

making whale noises

>>78658830
some finnish twat was looking for someone from swansea

>>78658785

I swear you've been in Uni for years longer than is normal

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>>78658632
I always look at a photograph of a person in the past and wonder about all the stresses and emotions they had, their mother who toiled endlessly to set them up for life, the first time they had sex with a woman and how nervous they felt. It's so sad to me that all that feeling, emotion and mass of rich experiences are gone forever now, without anyone alive to even know about them. No fond memories left of when they were alive or even stories of their minute personality differences that they bore from many million seconds of living life.

>>78658809
Probably

Not sure if I fucked up lads. Had a chance to get my dick wet tonight.

>on last bus home, most seats are taken. I'm alone on double seat one down from back
>chubby blonde (but nice, maternal distribution) in mid 40s sits next to me
>squashes in "I'm sorry, I'm sorry etc". Clearly drunk but not outrageously so
>she says a few things and I just give polite affirmations, enjoy her warmth
>decide to push things by asking if she's had a good night
>she talks about how she was out with friends, doesn't really enjoy it - thinks it's a bit shit but still a good night
>she asks what I've done. Tell her I was at work (true) then had coffee and a meal with friends (bollocks)
>she keeps leaning over to whisper in my ear
>she says she divorced her husband three years ago, puts her hand on my leg. I say it's probably for the best if he was being a dick
>she says she likes me, I'm a good person etc
>i say it's good to be with good people and enjoy ife
>she runs her hands over my groin area, puts my hand over her equivalent
>she kisses me on the neck a few times. Says she wants to suck me off etc
>I ask when/where she's getting off. She keeps saying "two minutes, two minutes". Eventually I stop asking
>she continues to kiss a lot and talk about getting a takeaway. I'm scared to return it because bus is full and it's clear I don't know this drunk woman.
>more sexual talk
>swap numbers
>she says we should meet some time and fuck
>I'm in two minds as to whether I should push for sex now. Casually try to steer things that way
>she says she wants to suck me off behind a tree
>she says her stop was X - I tell her we went past about 15mins ago
>she wants to confirm with driver
>does so then gets off. waves me goodbye. Goes to takeaway

I was hoping she would motion for me to join her. Even if I didn't fuck her it would have been amazing to kiss and cuddle because she was very maternal and had a cute girly voice. Could have got done for sexual assault tho so idk

https://twitter.com/hashtag/nomoregirlsandboys

goldberg does it again

>>78658855
Vast majority of uni folk are dossers

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drug dealing just to get by
stack yo money till it gets sky high

we werent supposed to make past 25
jokes on you we still alive

>>78658810
? confused...

>>78658830
its more common than you think. a lot of people are retards

>>78658882
the virgin blog

>>78658830
Took them on the same day.
>>78658825
Benefits and mother

I pirate stuff, cook my own food, only buy black clothes, don't go on holiday etc etc

190cm master race is a virgin

>>78658861
fucking hell

>>78658855
don't think so
I came to /brit/ 3 years ago and he was here, talking about freshers and that
I assume he's finishing his course soon, or on a 4 year placement/foundation year

>>78658874
Never trust women.

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>Never trust women.

>>78658882
if you think im reading that then you have another thing coming mate
try >>>/r9k//britfeel/ for blogposts

>>78658785
I'm 21 and in my last year of uni too man. Dreading the same shit as you but as other anons said its just outgrowing night clubs

The pub is where the laughs are at

>>78658903
I've shagged prossies.

Was tempted to post this on britfeel but they'd probably screech at me for talking to a woman.

>>78658892
I miss the old Kanye.

>>78658874
eh, people break up all the time

>>78658882
not a fucking letter

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>>78658919

Yeah i think you're right

>>78658882
you're still thinking with your dick. imagine your mindset right after you've unloaded your balls. ok? not horny any more. now you've just spunked inside this chubby 40 year old. now what?

nothing. she's not of any use to you. there are better girls out there, and more girls will come around, who will be more useful long-term. you didn't miss out.

>>78658938
The pic backs it up. Prove me wrong.

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>>78658948

earnt myself a new oneitis tonight lads

>he went to uni
hello tarquin

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going for a drive

>shagging a drunk fat 40 year old you met on the bus

grim...very very grim

>>78658948
TLOP has grown on me desu. Yeezus has been his only significantly bad album

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>>78658973
alri 'dora

>>78658882
seemed drunk

I WILL EAT ISIS

>>78658991
is that a ~20 year old land rover with only 18k miles?

>>78658944
oh for sure, I'll have pints in pubs but the problem is I struggle going home and will get fully lashed.

my drunk mind will say, well I'm drunk now so I might as well go out.

Any gays on tonight?

>>78659047
nah

>>78659047
no

>>78659060
>>78659060
>>78659060

NEW

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>>78659010