/brit/

Hi.

Who among us hasn't looked into a mirror to admire our physiques. If you're Irish bodybuilder Blessing Awodibu, you don't need a mirror. Closed circuit television is enough. Awodibu posted a video to his YouTube account showing him flexing his ample muscles while food shopping. Awodibu, a resident of Castlebar, Ireland, is seen hilariously rubbing his abs and posing until another shopper passes by. One can't blame Awodibu for being impressed with himself.

>>78597176
the mboko complex

>offer a job
>leftmong kills you cause of oppression
lmao

I-I like Australia.

VERY horny lads

Are people waiting to see if we're in this thread or the last one?

We're still in the last one. This one is on standby for when that one reaches the limit (310). Bruce just posted it so nobody posts an unnecessary new at 280 like some of you tend to do. I'll give the signal to migrate when it's time.

Being British/yank in Afghanistan looked comfy af

Wish I was attractive enough to get my first girlfriend lads.

>>78597265
dangerous and downright stupid

plymouth?

yeah it's alright I suppose

Just fucking use this one

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cara

>>78597291
hello x

>>78597291
You can get a gf, your standards just haven't dipped low enough

>this is the thread we'll use when it's time to migrate
>HURRR IT'S TIME DO MIGRATE? WE'RE IN HERE GUYS DURRR
For FUCKS sake you lot are an embarrassment.

>>78597285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V4GJzDKMmg
all those poppies tho

>>78597346
Pipe down Nigel will you ?

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<3

Oh Wednesday night? Shagged didn't I

STILL IN HERE
>>78595628
>>78595628
>>78595628
STILL IN HERE
>>78595628
>>78595628
>>78595628
STILL IN HERE

Oh fuck off

>>78597382
is canada or australia a better representation of what would happen if you cut america and britain in half and then pasted them together, can't quite decide

new zealand is obviously off the table because they want nothing to do with yanks

>>78597382
Kill yourself

>>78597448
Canada is 90% yank 10% brit

>>78597478
70/30 desu

>>78597478
and 100% chinese

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SxSnjL3nZ0

tune

>>78597176
i honestly hate black people

>>78597552
bit racist

Danish? Is he indigenous Danish? Or is he a Danish citizen of immigrant ancestry like the "British" Royal Family who can trace their roots back to the foreign & alien illegal immigrant of terrors in Britain & on Britons to William the Conqueror in 1066?

>>78597552
didn't expect to come across neanderthals like you in the europe of the 21st century

wind your fucking neck in mate

>>78597577
very racist

>read some girl's profile
>"I'm a librarian just finishing up uni! My favourite books are by Neil Gaiman and Lemony Snicket"

ah yes

>>78597588
rather be a neanderthal than 6 feet under like your uncle pal

is australia the most normie country

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>>78597588

>>78597657
i'd give anything to be a normie

>>78597654
thats not the taigposter thats mbokos abo cousin

>using neanderthal as an insult to denote low intelligence being like a caveman

silly anon, neanderthals were smarter than humans

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ah yes casual work

do so enjoy living on less than $300 every two weeks

>>78597685
how'd that work out for them?

You are all stupid cunts for staying in this thread, literal underage children. FUCK YOU

>>78597699
wtf that's less than JSA here

shadilay my /brit/ troops

Is this the real one

>ugh why do I get paid so little for work 15 hours a week

>>78597732
no

>>78597700
white people and neanderthals interbred a lot
some of them is still here today

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THE OTHER THREAD IS LAUGHING AT US!!!!!!!

>>78597706
Sorry, master.

>>78597748
>some of them is still here
so I see

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>>78597700
they became rubgymen

having the ol' heart palpitation

>>78597700
jews and white people have a lot of neanderthal dna

god imagine that
many years ago
some neanderthal guy's shagging a cro magnon lady

can you imagine the smell?

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>>78597741
It's $30.70 an hour, each shift is 3h

that's 3 shifts, they literally will not give me more no matter how much I beg, pretty grim

>>78597785
hot

>>78597785
haha yeah I wonder what that would smell like haha just curious

>>78597795
if only you could find some way out of your predicament with the other 111 hours of the week

>>78597800
>>78597811
strange people

>be british
>be rubbish

>>78597785
>jews
only ashkenazi jews

>>78597820
rest is uni

not sure I could handle 2 jobs, seems very runtish

>be irish
>be class at everything

>>78597856
yeah, special class

>>78597785
>some neanderthal guy's shagging a cro magnon lady
yer da n yer maw?

>>78597853
I think making less than someone on the lowest tier of government benefits sets the bar pretty low

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MSZQSxLP1Q
the normies are onto us lads!

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>>78597866

>>78597866
lol

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>>78597866

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anyone seen are alan around lately

>>78597785
Actually female women had trouble carrying neanderthal babies. The vast majority of the DNA we hold today came from Cro magnon man impregnating female neanderthal

Rorke here in my rented thread in 4chan's /int/

Teddy's got the swiper

PLEASE can someone get me out of this general, Im sick of leftypol messing me around, PLEASE if anyone from /cum/ can get me there i need to leave this instant

never understood why quality is supposed to be in some way better than quantity

>>78598007
good grief he's ugly

what happened to that /fa aussie lad

>>78598020
curious post

>>78598007
thailad successfully convinced the secret police that alan called the king a bender and he's six feet under by now

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can't wait for the wealth of new bradders picks when dr who starts

Got something special for you lads:
>>78598050

>/brit/ takes interest in something just because of the ebin meme potential
What are you doing with your lives?

It's early morning and leftypol are ALREADY hacking my computer, I can't use it because of these leftypol hackers, the job centre is forced me to go to these appointments which I don't want to do

please if anyone from /cum/ can get me a green card i need to leave asap I can't live in this country where people are allowed to mess me about

>>78598025
you mean turtlemong?

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Just had the worst interview of my life

>>78598047
>>78598074
*smirks*

like... pottery.

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how long until he cracks and starts a killing spree?

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>you're not like the other guys anon, you don't care about my past right?

Idk if this gives some sort of insight... But the second i learned of peterson i instantly clung and started learning more from him. my life is so shit rn.. i find myself slightly right of center, had a very high paying job -- almost finished college, got addicted to heroin(still am) dropped out. I consider myself an somewhat intellectual. I try to read a 300+ page book once a month, im always learning new things and studying, a vast amount of real life skills, but emotional and spiritual parts of me are gone, unfulfilled and when i read or listen to Peterson, i genuinely feel like my life is going to improve soo i can get back on track.

>>78598124
big mouth

pretty sure i'm in xanax withdrawals
it's very shit, constantly twitching, on edge and panicky, nausea and general unease
last time I took it was Friday but i drank saturday and sunday so i guess today will be the worst day
fuck me

>>78598124
what would you do if you started going out with a girl then you found out she was a pornstar

>>78598120
never since he's a flighter not a fighter

>>78598154
If she was otherwise who I wanted to be with I'd stay with her obviously. Who cares if she had sex on camera.

>>78598149
drug fiend

>>78598124
fingered her in 2013 in a nightclub

>>78598124
ofc, I'm not an insecure patriarchical toff

>>78598154
I would have already explained to her that I'm mgtow so wouldn't ever stumble into that mess

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>Who cares if she had sex on camera.

>>78598197
went on a massive bender at the end of exams in early june and have been on benzos on and off since then
not even a hardcore user and always limited my use, never in my life did i take anything days in a row
but that doesn't matter because the withdrawals will still getcha

>>78598212
good

*puts my manhood into your bum*

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xXyNkxTd31A
Anyone watching this kino? Very topical

don't even drink coffee, let alone alcohol or use drugs/cigarettes

never understood the appeal

>>78598124
fingered her outside an irish pub in champaign IL in 2013

>I take benzos and xanax only once every other day so I'm totally not an addict bro!

drug fiend logic

I do enjoy a good benzo binge every now and again

>>78598186
>Who cares if she had sex on camera.
me

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should never have relapsed
think i've learnt my lesson

>>78598290
i'm in withdrawals after taking 12mg over the course of a week
those 4mg presses are fucking evil

never had benzos
what are they like?

>>78598267
>drink 2 cups of coffee
>been drinking 3 beers every day for the past week
>dont smoke
start of uni tho so it's not usual

>>78598318
i'm sorry

>>78598322
make you feel as if nothing matters, calm, no anxiety, easy to sleep, no inhibition, it feels pretty heavenly
but the withdrawals and addiction potential make it not worth it at all

love are benzos

>>78598311
me too

sometimes I'd buy shit loads off DNM and have 2 or 3 days of sheer debauchery where I take 100 mg a day and black out

regret it afterwards though when I can't sleep well for a week

>>78598124
snogged her in the corner of Liquid in Dundee on a happy hardcore night circa 2009

>>78598322
wet bags of milky sand

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big dave

>>78597699
Work more retard, I make $1200 a fortnight doing after school care

enough about fucking drugs, you boring losers

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>depression

>>78598362
same

>>78598401
is real

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Here you go:
>>78598403

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>join one of those £10/month gyms
>it's literally full of deanos and pakis who hog benches, sweat all over shit and never wipe it off

Paying £60/month for David Lloyds doesn't sound like such a bad idea anymore tbqh

I hate you and I hate fucking France

>>78598420
w-w-what? Haha mad mate, maybe we snogged each other by accident? just joking aha but just imagine if that actually happened haha just joshing with you though

Hate the
>Coffee is a drug!! Argument
You live longer if you drink coffee stupid fuckers

business idea: automate work then preemptively kill off the poor before they demand welfare

>>78598403
What a fucking cunt

love all political ideologies
simple as

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>>78598437
my gymn

ask me what the price is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9tdcGmBefM

>alcohol is a drug

umm no sweetie pie

>>78598451
Haram

about to face the elite four lads
just need to level up y aerodactyl some more

think ive got an infection in my salivary gland . i won't stop leaking

>>78598487
simple

as

reckon all drug fiends should be summarily executed

>>78598477
what the price is?

Love it when you see the boyfriends of porn stars who pretend to be happy and then inevitably one night after their beloved comes home from a 10 man black bull insemination gang bang they lose it and leave. How on earth do they convince themselves it'll be fine lol.

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this is how people in japan have sex

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>>78598525
spare me

>>78598487
is this real

Today's lunch:
Roast chicken and stuffing
Iceberg lettuce
Cucumber
Mature cheddar
All on gluten free brown bread

>>78598487
why does he hate the wogs?
Golden Dawn Australia literally has more members than any Australian "Fascist" organization

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Mind where you step, lads...

who /lazy/ here

>>78598531
£0.00

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>>78598124
most definitely do

>>78598546
wasteman

>>78598487
this is either a leftypol false flag or just a /brit/lad having a lash

>>78598437
Yeah an important part of a gym is its customers desu. Although I'm not aware of any £10 gyms near me so you're lucky

>>78598525
alri Duterte

>>78598543
Looks like good foreplay

>>78598453
drug fiend

>>78598551
having a chicken sandwich rn

>>78598555
fuck off migrant

>>78598577
can girls poo and take a dick at the same time. it looks as though while they're separate holes, the tubes would ocupy almost the same space

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Next person to enter the thread is gonna get a big surprise. Watch this.

>>78598593
cannot stand this old, tattooed manlet who comes in most days, does 2 minutes on the cross trainer then sits his fat arse on that vibrate plate for half an hour getting in literally everyone's way
wouldn't mind so much if it weren't for him doing it for years and looking the EXACT SAME as when he started

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>>78598551
Pic related

*enters thread*

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>6 September 1996 (age 20)

>>78598647
>gluten free


mong

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>>78598525

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>>78598655
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>78598641
FUCK OFF MIGRANT

>>78598647
doxxed, simon

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>>78598657

seems as if janny has summarily given up on moderating /brit/
what gives?

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>gluten free

>>78598647
could make a better sandwich in 2 minutes right now

>>78598657
i wonder what compels a young woman to do such things. very disconcerting.

>>78598697
well no you couldn't then you spastic runt because it would take 2 minutes which isn't right now is it?

>>78598677
staggeringly good post

what does summarily mean?

I am genuinely allergic to gluten, that doesn't make me a ponce

>>78598689
first day here chump?

>>78598724
hello nigger

(dont) stop posting blacked

Time to wage Jihad my brothers

>>78598724
is bing broken?

>>78598636
ask a German

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not sure what this webm is

all "people" with allergies are lesser beings and should be confined to concentration camps and scientific experimentation

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>>78598647
The post lunch treats

>>78598732
name's chomp

wish I was a Janny lads

just imagine getting paid to browse the 'chon

corrr

>>78598746
is that 1142

>>78598730
literal runt

>>78598759
runt life

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another one

>>78598487
>bud
FOY

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>>78598759
>bottled water

what does corrr mean?

you have no right to call yourself an australian if you don't drive a holden commodore, simple as

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z6ZBiG7frE

>>78598487
>no mention of brexit

fake

>>78598759
would love to snap the insectoid responsible for this pic in half

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>>78598759
The current lunch entertainment: 'top gear: David tennant' according to the TV guide

>>78598784
ah yes, prayer mat munchers

>>78598784
absolutely haram

>>78598798
cor blimey
bit like crikey

can time spent moderating /brit/ be declared on my universal credit work diary?

>>78598798
google.au not working? try .co.uk

croikey!

>>78598846
>eating green shit on bread

>>78598872
>google.au
brainlet
it's google.com.au

>>78598846
where are you

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*SMASH!!!*

>>78598846
eating in the toilet are we?

on the run from the runt police

kev is overweight

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>>78598889
*unfolds paper*

>>78598846
sexy thumb. need it up my bum

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>>78598907

>>78598918
I wonder who it's from.

(hehe)

Any Robots in here?

>>78598846
are you at the office

what you lookin' at?

>>78598846
what the fuck is this room

that better be an extremely shitty studio apartment kitchenette on the left and not some kind of bathroom you little runt

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>>78598646
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40999568
>Her hospital trolley was being wheeled out of the lift when it began to rise with its doors open, leaving part of her body hanging outside.

>Firefighters were called to rescue her but she could not be saved.

>Some reports say her head was severed.

>>78598935
no fuck off >>>/r9k//britfeel/

>>78598885
*closes the tab*
heh to easy

what happened to ludders

miss the daily pics of him listening to kpop off his asda brand tablet he glued to his shitty old TT

>>78598935
beep boop haha

any drug fiend man in

will be reporting your activities to the council x

>>78598888
Work lad
>>78598893
>Bruce doesn't keep paper towels in the kitchen
Hmmm
>>78598936
In the so called 'office canteen'

I like my girls how I like my a level results, triple d

>>78598941
not sure but its looking back

>>78598965
the mods threatened him with a perma-ban and being the cowardly faggot he is, he soon fell back into line. pathetic little runt.

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>>78598846
The so called 'office canteen'

>>78598996
get away from the mirror then!

>>78599016
alri callum

>>78599016
I like the AI assistant, can you choose a different person?

Here come /brit/, he's wearing a skirt
Here comes yank, y'know she's sporting a chain
Same hair, revolution
Same build, evolution
Tomorrow who's gonna fuss

And they love each other so
Androgynous
Closer than you know, love each other so
Androgynous

Don't get him wrong and don't get him mad
He might be a father, but he sure ain't a dad
And she don't need advice that'll center her
She's happy with the way she looks
She's happy with her gender

And they love each other so
Androgynous
Closer than you know, love each other so
Androgynous

Mirror image, see no damage
See no evil at all
Kewpie dolls and urine stalls
Will be laughed at
The way you're laughed at now

Now, something meets Boy, and something meets Girl
They both look the same
They're overjoyed in this world
Same hair, revolution
Unisex, evolution
Tomorrow who's gonna fuss
And tomorrow /brit/ is wearing pants
And tomorrow yank's wearing a dress
Future outcasts and they don't last
And today, the people dress the way that they please
The way they tried to do in the last centuries

And they love each other so
Androgynous
Closer than you know, love each other so
Androgynous

london is actually an extraordinary city

>>78599013
perma ban him for posting k pop???

>>78599016
what office is this and why are you the only one there

>>78599046
extraordinarily boring haha!

>>78599069
zing!

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What should I name my fish?

>>78599076
Toshi

>>78599076
Gillian

>>78599076
Gil ahahhahahhahahahaoahiwgehgehhhehehehe

>>78599076
Fred

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>no fuck off >>>/r9k//britfeel/

>>78599076
Trips says to call him Frank

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>>78598846
>>78599016
yodelling at your grim little hovel of an office break room

wouldn't be caught dead in there, simple as

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desk= this thread

(me standing by the door)

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*enters thread*

>>78599119
>gif
fuck off

I don't have a break room, I just go to the nice sunny park across the road :)

>>78599119
>gif
fuck off

>>78599119
fucking non-whites, can't trust any of 'em

I don't think I'm going to make age 30 lads.

>>78599041
Chink, white American or Spanish. The chinks got the most amusing accent
>>78599055
It's a small start up with less than 10 employees, the office is through a different door

>>78599118
that's a nice coffee machine desu

>>78599142
I go and sit by the river & eat lunch.

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>>78599119
>gif

>>78599118
That looks shit, only one person can prep food at a time?

failed my virginity exam lads

>>78599076
blue

>>78599156
no it isn't
be quiet

got a pert bum lads
reckon I could break some bender's heart

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failed my penis inspection lads

>>78599145
why

>>78599145
dw it's only downhill from there

really don't want to live past 60 desu

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>>78599119
>gif
FUCK off

>>78599206
no it isn't
be quiet

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>>78599170
not sure, never even seen someone use the oven or do actual food preparation, just microwaving their food and using the fridge occasionally

>>78599194
>John E. Dong

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>>78599223
why is it upside down

hmmm

>>78599076
Enoch

>>78599166
i sit at the same desk i spend all day at and shitpost while i eat

>>78599197
average life expectancy in aus

>>78599213
dont wanna live past tomorrow haha!

morty im nigger rick

>>78599194
am i the only one who had a legit penis inspection in school?

it was with a nurse and not a teacher though but it was still all the boys who got called into a separate room one after another

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Got a desk ornament lads

>>78599253
no it isn't
be quiet

Grab her by the pussy

>>78599261
you got nonced, son

>>78599244
is Lynda fit

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Oh sorry for the inconvenience lads, I thought this was where we park. Oh well haha sorry about that.

*walks away*

>>78599270
what do you work as

need ideas for jobs to apply for

>>78599284
no she's 54 x

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>>78599253

>>78599291
its ludders

>>78599270
is that massive muhammed

>>78599288
the utter state of london

>>78599283
nah it was a legit medical check on the descended scotum

>>78599314
no it isn't
be quiet

>>78599223
>lockers

Getting many shifts at the runt factory?

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>>78599322

>>78599320
not a penis inspection then is it

>>78599288
dangerous and down right stupid

>>78599338
no it isn't
be quiet

>>78599337
well she got a full view of my dick

>>78599291
Freight forwarder. Pretty shit job 2bh

>>78599076
I'm considering Fons
after the Roman God of Fountains, Fontus

starting uni in a few weeks

only just occurred to me that i'm way too stupid for it and that I'm too autistic to make friends away from home

got molested by a canadian lady when I was 19

>>78599363
no it isn't
be quiet

>>78599369
trick is to drink loads

>>78599329
they're mostly for casuals (no nametag) but it's just storage for everyone else's stuff

how DO you get tomato sauce of a keyboard (asking for a friend)

>>78599373
really

>>78599369
guess you're fucked then. drop out now to avoid further embarrassment.

nice to see ludders still posts here after all the abuse he got
a trooper desu

>>78599357
went to the doctors with tummy cramps as a kid and the female doctor starting poking around my willy saying "it's all connected"
reckon I got girl-nonced

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>Mum found the fleshlight lads.

>>78599381
unplug keyboard
wipe down with damp cloth

>>78599382
yeah

>>78599376
Which company? Used to work for Toll which are supposed to be pretty big in oz

>>78599363
how did you get that?

can you get me in

>>78599411
>>78599411
>>78599411

NEW

>>78599403
your dads a damp cloth mate

>>78599404
grim

>>78599392
yeah starting to think the scrote inspection wasn't necessary

>>78599379
when I drink I just make up elaborate and ridiculous lies about myself for some reason

once got really badly drunk in town and started telling my friends that my cousin is a gangland drug boss who's hiding out in Thailand on the run for murder

*sneaks into the thread now that everyone's left*

New base. Gonna lob stuff over at them from here. They won't even know.

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Got one of these for them. Gonna pop it behind a couple of KEEP OUT signs. Bet they go in and stand on it.

Shit, they're not going for it.