King Rama X Vajiralongkorn of Thailand is a dog-fucking, crop-top wearing faggot bender edition
กษัตริย์แห่งประเทศไทยเป็นคนรักร่วมเพศ
love australian posters so much because their posts or so lovely
simple as
thailad knows he's being monitored by 24/7 by the thai secret police and that's why he's so antsy
no doubt seen one too many locked up abroad episodes
just saw thailad get arrested HOLY FUCK
>>78595684
we need to do more of these news, they're like nonce-repellent spray, keeps our thread free from know-it-all rorke nonces
is that what /ausnz/ is like christ
ah yes australian power hour
>>78595628
In other words the man anyone would want to be.
more like australian limp-wristed minute
good thread
*takes a deep breath of nonce-free air*
*Exhales*
we've finally done it lads
embarrassed to be australian during this moment in time
https://youtu.be/AQ0ojjOLJg4
>>78595628
Obsessed
>>78595767
literally the only good post in this thread
going to have to do a poo in a minute lads
anyone want to come hold my hand while I squeeze it out?
>>78595798
netto
anyone else wish they were part of the royal family in some tinpot third world shithole
seems like a good life
>>78595811
*waddles off to the bathroom with a cone*
*returns 10 minute later with some chocolate ice cream plopped on top of it*
ere you go
>>78595831
not even funny just really gross
Got toll in the morning lads. Have to be around normies who take the piss out of me twice a week.
>>78595853
>gross
fuck off yank
never trust a computer you can't throw out the window
>>78595859
why do they make fun of you
i'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again i hate all change
>>78595881
normingtons are insectoid vermin who hold grudges like flies on shit
>>78595887
ba-dum-tsss
>>78595859
how much is the toll?
>>78595881
to try and make me a better person but i wont have it
>hey anon
>i changed the wallpaper on my phone, see? :)
>>78595887
please don't just start posting the top 20 or whatever like you do every year
>>78595903
if there's anything that makes you stand out in a bad way just fix it tbH
>>78595876
never trust a korean who offers computer advice
>>78595903
are you one of those soft unlikeable cunts who cant handle a bit of banter and takes everything reallypersonally?
this picture will get you 35 years in a thai jail
>>78595907
>>78595925
>>78595921
FUKC YOU
>>78595881
Because I don't no how to react sometimes. The 'tism.
>>78595887
*throws a brick at your head*
>>78595941
me on the left (human)
just watched my daily dose of sargon videos lads
love are carl
Wish I could just sit and read for hours non stop but I just can't :(
>>78595887
*forwards to deano*
>>78595941
>>78595887
haha waheyyyyyyy
>>78595968
haven't read a book since 2009
>>78595941
You ought to be arrested for this.
what does /brit/ think of barry strong?
getting whats coming to me lads
Put too much moisturiser on last night and feeling a bit greasy today
>>78595981
why not serious like what do you do with your time? We all like variety i'm not going to pretend it isn't a nice change to just read shitposts on 4chan but just reading 4chan shit posts gets fucking boring. Sometimes it's nice to read something by someone who isn't a retard
>>78596000
fuck you
>>78595993
/areguy/
>>78595999
>>78596000
Nice trips lads.
>>78596003
bemder
If you listen to Hitler you will realise what he says makes perfect sense hence the reason Germany went from a poor broken nation and within 6 years became the greatest nation in the world. Hitler was right.
>>78596032
part and parcel
>>78595968
shut down electronic devices sit in a place where you feel comfortable and just open a book honestly it's that simple
>>78596039
>greatest nation in the world
err no
despise this annoying cunt
>>78596039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUyDcGSMPEQ
hitler was the last hope western civilisation had
the islamofascists and leftypol consortium bringing the white man to his knees know this
>>78595981
haven't read a book in my entire life
What books you lot reading then?
>>78596069
no he wasn't
hitler's actions directly caused the west to be how it is today
if hitler had died in world war 1, the west would be in a better position
*keeps checking phone constently*
*no phone update available*
>>78596032
neither of them are "wrong" they both just have their own agendas. People have to acknowledge that certain communities are more prone to this sort of behaviour than others, however, that isn't a racist or islamophobic enditement, rather it's an enquiry into why the support networks/education etc is being restricted within these communities.
>>78596075
>>78596075
war and war by laszlo krasnahorkai and slowly working my way through Augistine's The Confessions.
*joins the islamofascist and leftypol consortium*
*judges a book by it's cover*
>islamofascist
i rest my case
>>78595370
thanks pal, it's not all bad
>>78596089
because we are not obligated to spend our own resources on making invaders obey our laws
>>78596112
*does a shant*
nazislamist is funnier than islamofascist
>>78596124
hello rasheed
>has Virgin as his mobile provider
>is a virgin himself
I am a christian first and an australian second
>>78596155
t. queenslander
>islamofascist
bit redundant really. islam is pretty fascist by default.
>>78596155
don't believe in skyfairies x
>>78596075
sons and lovers
>>78596165
Believe in the rainbow serpent instead.
>don't believe in skyfairies x
>bit redundant really. islam is pretty fascist by default.
>>78596134
who's iclavdis
hate heebs desu
>>78596124
>>78596185
>>78596189
haven't been on /brit/ in like a year. why are people making these posts? are they upset about something?
>listening to the in our time episode about the republic
>melyvn pronounces polemarchus as pole-marcus and thrasymachus as thra-see-marcus
>>78596245
Its an epic meme people use if they get triggered but dont have an argument. You'll learn to ignore them like everyone else does soon enough.
>>78596166
DH Lawrence any good? I got Lady Chatterley's Lover and I think I got The Rainbow as well but I think that last one might just be a meme novel.
damn...
Counter terrorism police in England pulled Christian Finch in for an interview over his facebook posts where he was critical of Islam.
He recorded it: https://soundcloud.com/christian-finch-269783044/counter-terrorism-interview
>haven't been on /brit/ in like a year. why are people making these posts? are they upset about something?
>Its an epic meme people use if they get triggered but dont have an argument. You'll learn to ignore them like everyone else does soon enough.
still can't believe this is real
post russian choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBHGxGPTsAI
PFFFFFFFFFFT VRIGIN AIURLINES WHAT WERE THETY THINKING HAHAHAHAHAHA
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-wales-south-east-wales-39026270
reckon that lad with his gimmick about heeming the Chinese gf wasn't lying lads
*modulates the filter*
>>78596245
>haven't been on /brit/ in like a year.
got SershOS up and running
>>78596274
Muddying the water. 9/11 was unironically a controlled demolition and folks are catching on to it, so they put out shit like that to make ALL 9/11 conspiracy theories look ridiculous.
I went through a major physical transformation and the attention I received on the other end was awful. I realized that I wasn't gaining more friends or more access to the world by being beautiful, I was being swamped with people who only wanted to use me for superficial reasons. It made me RESENT everyone, ESPECIALLY the ones who would try to hit on me. And people are terrifyingly good at faking it to get what they want, I felt I couldn't trust anyone. Entering new relationships is terrifying because the entire beginning turns into a russian roulette game of finding out if they were genuine. So when you do finally find that person who sees the real you, who sees the real value in you, who you also see and connect with... there is nothing in the world that can replace that.
>>78596245
it's poleys new gimmick now everyone has realised he's behind the 'doras
>>78596358
nope
me texting the (ex) missus
just made a post on r/unitedkingdom denigrating brexit lads
>wave at a southerner
>they don't wave back because they've got acid in their eyes
reminder that 'bush did 9/11' is a fake theory pushed by saudi funded online shills to make people think it wasn't done by muslims
>>78596359
he doesn't post here much since he has a job
my good man?
BRADLY WALSH AS THE DOCTORS ASSISTANT I DONT EVEN WATCH THE SHOW BUT THAT IS HILARIOUS
*decolonises your mind*
drinking port
>Muslims did 911
>>78596392
>sunny beach
grim
>>78596403
I had a paedophile religion teacher in high school that would rub my back and say "anon, my good man"
>>78596299
lefties still demand to be taken seriously
>>78596410
*colonises your bum*
>>78596408
SCREAMING
>hilary clinton
>the left
yank politics is hilarious
11:07 - Clementine.: *blocks u*
11:07 - dogging out of control.: wubba luba DUB DUB!
11:07 - dogging out of control.: :D
11:08 - Clementine.: ur morphing into sparta
11:09 - dogging out of control.: oh no im watching a show and i'm enjoying it
11:09 - dogging out of control.: it's pretty dorky
11:09 - dogging out of control.: and goofy
11:09 - dogging out of control.: i like it
11:09 - Clementine.: pickle rick
11:09 - Clementine.: wubba lubba dub dub
11:09 - dogging out of control.: idk which
11:09 - dogging out of control.: season that is
11:09 - dogging out of control.: im about to finish s1
11:10 - Clementine.: anime rick and morty and shota
11:10 - dogging out of control.: Hear me out here
11:11 - dogging out of control.: Rick and Morty visual novel
11:11 - Clementine.: please stop
11:11 - dogging out of control.: Come on man. Just picture pickle Rick in a 2004 vn
do I just remove him lads?
goign to gte domniso piazz tdoya
>>78596438
neoconservative warhawks are radical centrists by yank standards
>>78596426
>Hillary
>lefty
???
>>78596455
fatty boom boom
>>78596392
funny name for a girl
>>78596438
all that matters here is that her supporters (leftist) believe this
>>78596455
alright pal
leftypol is the lesser evil in comparison to the far right
open borders for israel
cannot hear a single noise coming from outside its like everyone's dead
need a nuclear nation to declare war on my knackers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjgBJKaNf8g&feature=youtu.be
why can't every american family be like this
united states isn't a democracy
its 2 for 1 deal today however i shall be getting 2 mediums, 2 larges is rickydiculous
>>78596490
>i may be smashing you in the face for refusing to comply with my ideology
>but look at this nazi
>he has a swastika
>and i oppose him
natsoc is the lesser evil in comparison to anyone not natsoc
what's the protocol if clumpf gets impeached while he's over here?
>>78596539
heh wish i had friends (have ordered 2 for myself many times tho)
>>78596392
Charge your fucking phone
america is the greatest evil the world has ever faced
the insidious tentacles of yankism creep ever further with every passing day
None of you lads talking about Tim today. Odd.
pavement are fucking shite
a poor man's smashing pumpkins
>>78596548
they're violent for a good cause
>falling for that obvious bait
>>78596561
mike pence starts the bender holocaust
>>78596563
alri big'un
dominoes is disgusting, overpriced pleb normie shit
>>78596527
I actually enjoyed that video more than just another generic picture of the eclipse and nothing else. would prefer one on set somewhere more scenic that films the wildlife falling silent without irritating yank accents though
>>78596595
5'7 10 stone
>>78596627
LONDON
are stones divided into pebbles or do you use a different unit
https://youtu.be/ODdZ4QhnXJI
choon, need a hapa shoegaze gf desu
>>78596538
no country is a democracy
>>78596583
>those bloody white people who don't want their country turning into a third world shithole! how fucking dare they!
fuck off jamal you stinking wogshite
did an eclipse at the bog
love dominos
the left is the most dangerous terrorist group of our time
>>78596634
IS MY COUNTRY
>>78596634
actually am
never understood the caucasian penchant for accelerating their own demise
seems quite fatalistic to me
>>78596648
completely refusing debate and resorting to slurs? hmm another action of the violent right
>>78596661
They all look latino
hmmm....
have you ever though that maybe you have no friends because you're a bit of a cunt and nobody wants to be near you for more than 5 minutes at a time?
>>78596636
will divide my stone into pebbles on your fucking skull sunshine
will we ever see Marion again? ;_;
>>78596661
ah yes,
Have any of you lads had your pizza delivered by drone yet ?
>>78596675
When you finish a giant lego tower as a kid, you need to knock it over
>>78596583
State that good cause, skelly parisian.
me? nah not a fan
>>78596490
Lesser evil implies when there is a choice between only two options. Commies have to pretend it's either them or ze nazi boogeyman, because it's the only way to justify their violence, abuse, harassment, and censorship.
The obvious truth is, we don't have to tolerate either, and modern "nazis" don't even do that much real harm. There's like a hundred of them LARPing as WW2 baddies. Commies on the other hand are actually active in all kinds of subversive and dangerous activity. Action actually needs to be taken against them.
>>78596675
a mind on leftism is no different to a mind on crack cocaine or riddled with cancer - critical thinking is impaired to the point that one forgets the very bedrock of their existence
Because I'm bad tonight
You're riding on my rocket
I feel O.K.
No matter what you say
Because I'm bad tonight
I'll push you to the limit
I don't wanna know if it's wrong or it's right
>>78596713
Yeah on my cock
>>78596725
putting LARPers back in place
you nerds have to stop complaining and shoot all the antifas or something else shut up
my dad and his new bf
>watches eclipse but proceeds to talk over it in grating yank accent
ah yes
>>78596706
yup + i'm super ugly so they dont like looking at me. Problem is when i am "nice" people are still a cunt to me and i don't get new friends so kinda given up.
>>78596706
Not in my case. I'm just antisocal and awkward around people.
>>78596744
intelligent post
I have placed the Domino's pizza order.
>>78596763
they can tell that you are being fake
THIS IS A FUCKING STICK UP
hope drumpf declares the left as a terrorist organisation this week
bowie is overrated
>>78596774
Are you getting pickup or delivery ?
>>78596783
ah yes
Guys please come and derail /kurva anyátok/ again because it's a shitshow right now.
>>78596777
i don't think so. I wouldn't say it's fake either, it's just a conscious effort to not do the insulting "banter" that commonly prevails in male-male relationships.
>>78596802
Delivery please.
>>78596796
can't say that sort of thing about a dead man mate, show some fucking respect
TALAQ TALAQ TALAQ
there, we are now divorced /brit/
>>78596744
good post. hate the human predisposition to see things dichotomously. its bullshit. the lot of them should be curb-stomped.
>>78596757
so much for the peaceful left
you are ridiculous, skelly
go eat something instead of posting shit
*shows some fucking respect*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-YlndYkJl0
anyone else unironically enjoy abba
reckon it's the thinking man's music
>>78596815
Do they tell you the delivery drivers name ? What pizza they like ?
>>78596845
big fan
>>78596744
there is literally nothing wrong with neo nazis, all they want to do is make europe white again, I don't see any problem with that and 2bh nor do most white people deep down (even the commie LARPers and liberals who engage in increasing white flight)
we do not inherit the land from our ancestors
we borrow it from our children
>>78596853
why are you doing that bizarre french thing with the space between the last letter of the sentence and the punctuation
grim little frog runt
>his political engagement consist of screeching on the internet
your ancestors would be ashamed lol
>>78596845
abba makes me sad desu
I never get a girl pizza delivery driver.
ahhhh yes
very impressive
>>78596870
better than not using a question mark at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEhvKl9_5bg
the last great briton
>>78596853
Don't know.
>>78596894
think your dictionary is broken.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7uduCAZD38
>>78596902
t. pierre jean-paul bromley biggleston
>>78596795
>the left
You mean leftist extremists? Antifa, BLM, BAMN, these literally are terrorist organisation by definition. They use violence to intimidate political opponents.
I'm sure the majority of leftists are disgusted by them, and hate that their intolerance and hypocrisy rubs off on the whole Democratic voter base, making them look bad and lose to guys like Trump.
might assassinate the archduke
Listening to some Brittney Spears lads.
>>78596926
Why do you keep posting about this over and over in here
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d0e_1503317837
>>78596924
how the fuck do you know my name?
>>78596926
>I'm sure the majority of leftists are disgusted by them
they don't though do they mate, which is why violence by left wingers is ignored because it doesn't fit the narrative.
Not watching it
HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME.
>keep saying you're to kill nazis
>one fat leftie gets ran over and killed
>whine and cry about it for weeks like it's on the scale of 9/11
>still haven't killed any "nazis"
the fucking absolute state of lefties
>>78596949
ransomware
I disagree with the legalisation of cannabis
>go to rochdale
>everyone seems very nice and friendly
odd
>>78596962
not even that bad.
I agree with the legalisation of cannabis.
what is it
>>78597011
leftypol
Still not watching it
I'm sorry
>>78596987
hello tory twat
I'm not a girl,
Not yet a woman.
All I need is time,
A moment that is mine,
While I'm in between.
do you reckon Bradley Walsh will shag the doctor
>hello Tory twat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPDJzkUAexc
>>78597045
I reckon I could woop his ass
..the byebye man?
reckon any white man who can't live off the land and be at one with mother nature deserves to be blown up by muslims
There is literally nothing wrong with being a tory
>>78596969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNPzlFivd3M
doin a cry
>>78597087
why do you think that?
business idea: don't live in a big city so you don't get part and parcelled
>>78597056
:0 :D
:3
>There is literally nothing wrong with being a tory
>An Uber driver from Chicago has been arrested on charges of unlawful restrain after police say he locked a teenage passenger in his car and demanded she pay him for the ride with sex.
>Muhammad Fahim, 44, was ordered held on $100,000 bail on Saturday in connection to the July 4 incident.
>Fahim was pulled over by police for a traffic violation while driving along North Dearborn Street last Thursday evening.
>When responding officers ran his name through their system, they discovered the incident report involving Fahim’s female passenger and charged him with three counts of unlawful restraint.
>According to the report, first cited by the Chicago Tribune, on July 4, the 19-year-old woman requested an Uber through the ride-sharing app, but her request somehow got deleted, so the passenger offered to pay Fahim in cash.
>The driver, instead, demanded that the passenger have sex with him, according to prosecutors
>>78596957
It's ignored by the mainstream media, the police (who are told to stand down by local authorities), and until Trump, the government. That's not a large or representative bunch, but it's so visible it makes it seem like it's the entire left taking part. People are abandoning the left in droves because they think the left has turned into this monster, when really that might just be the popular perception of it, based on the small sample we get to see.
I have leftist mates and they're all non-violent, willing to listen, and haven't denounced me even though I occasionally reveal my power level.
>>78597101
I haven't seen any evidence otherwise
I'm all about big government with low taxes
overheard a conversation between some people where the girl said an uberdriver wouldn't let her get out the car untill she gave him her number then he kept trying to call her wtf
>>78597121
that doesn't answer my question
why do you think that there's nothing wrong with being a tory?
>>78597083
hate townies
>>78595646
>>78595646
>>78595646
migrate to this one when ready lads I wanted to capitalise on the woolloomooloo gimmick but some other runt got in early x
I'm all about no government with no taxes
>>78597130
It does answer your question though, it's on you to make the case why there's something wrong with being a tory
>>78597129
Should've aranged to meet him then have some lads standing by to give him a shock.
>>78597144
I asked first
>>78597163
Tories make up a broad church of economic and social pragmatists often with deep roots in their constituencies, and rarely parachute candidates
Gone a bit quiet.
*farts*
You just had to post it didn't you you fucking mong now nobody knows where to post
report
>>78597247
He was just putting it out there so nobody posted a new thread at 280 when we already have one on the go. Seems to have backfired because apparently half of /brit/ can't read.
>>78597247
They would if they could read and understand English and aren't mentally handicapped or 6 years old.
Jesus, /brit/ literally could not organise a piss up in a brewery.
business idea: maintain both threads at once
>270 posts
>goes dead because someone linked to another /brit/ thread
>even though it was explained that we use that one when this one is finished with
see how much better threads are when thainonce isn't here with his pseudo-tripfaggotry?
This thread is going to 310, even if I have to do it myself.
>>78597488
think you're fucking better than me?
business idea: stop making news until we're at 400 posts/page 7
>me travelling between threads
>>78597561
wish I hadn't greentexted that.
<--- me getting ready to go to the other thread
Why can't people just be fucking patient? Absolute mongs
shadilay brothers
Is it me or does Sophie Turner have boundary issues?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bom9ViwsUDw
tim is being badly hacked
That's me packed and ready for the next thread lads, just waiting for the signal.
ah yes casual work
do enjoy living on less than $300 every two weeks
business idea: filter all the mongs out of /brit/ by casually implying there's another /brit/ thread somewhere on the board
>>78595628
Morning
Love this edition
>>78597633
nah, it's harddrive failure
Have a picture of a fox.
the pre-raphaelite gf
>>78597661
*padlocks the bag with the kitten in and throws it into /cum/*
heh, nothing personnel
>early /brit/ filters all the mongos out
How did we never realise this before?
>>78597810
From now on there will be two /brit/ threads at all times. One full of literal migrants, the other full of true natives who stand by their homeland. You know which one I will be in.
Dug a tunnel to the other thread, lads. Turns out there's Frenchies in there.
CLOSE THE TUNNEL
>>78597847
Fuck off, Nigel.
>>78597905
>brit calling another brit "nigel"
What are you on?
Me on the left, in my thread.
guess this dumpster fire might as well hit 310 so janny doesn't retroactively punish us
doing a poo lads!!!!!!!!!!!!
aha!!!!!!!!!!!
>>78597988
>us
more like you and your static ip bruce
me on the left (in this thread)
you on the right (stuck in your migrant thread)
migrating to this thread
thus making me a migrant
and this a migrant thread
you fucked it now
>>78598030
I'm on a vpn you mong
don't trust our government one iota so I just use a diff australian IP instead
>>78598092
Welcome home. This may have been a migrant thread in the distant past, but then it became the true homeland of /brit/ because the previous thread died. This will remain the homeland (and other threads will always be migrant threads), until this thread hits 310 and is no more. Only then will another thread become the rightful homeland of /brit/.
>>78598103
>don't trust our government
why not
what's your GCHQ
>>78598196
ASIO/ASIS
https://www.engadget.com/2017/08/20/australia-to-block-59-pirate-websites/
fuck them both desu
Don't worry I'm still here
two left x
PROUD MIGRANT IN THIS MIGRANT THREAD
MIGRANTS WELCOME
we did it reddit
>>78598223
grim
motorcyclist = me
bike = this thread
car = your thread
litter = your posts
We did it reddit!
It's time.
MIGRATE
>>78595646
>>78595646
>>78595646
MIGRATE
>>78595646
>>78595646
>>78595646
MIGRATE
>>78598317
Who?
Someone make a new
This thread just became the secret bonus thread.
Gonna use this thread to launch attacks on the other thread. First up, a banana skin.
Got someone with a bucket of water.
THEY HAVE NO IDEA (except one aussie)
Got a little note for them...
Let's see how they like this one.
Right, time to SEVERELY inconvenience them.
Left it on their tracks haha.
They've made a new. They're moving to it.
Might sneak into their old thread and hide out there.
I asked if they're all in that one.
>>78599500
Some cunt said "no" but he's just being clever. They are.
Gonna sneak into their old one:
>>78595646
Shhh...