/brit/

watching rick and morty x

the british empire was not a force for good in the world.

it was a colonial empire, meant to make britain rich. dunno why people would think its a good thing.

>>78594043
English use it to mock the Welsh
Aussies use it to mock kiwis

The rest have no excuse.

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me on the left

>>78594119
enjoying your summer hols pet x

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the waifu

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>>78594121
haha yeah, just...just mocking...

>>78594119
as in a force for good.

its good for britain obviously.

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Pirate scumbags

london is such a beautiful, amazing city, almost can't believe such a wonderful place exists

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doing a read

>>78594165
If it didn't have international airports I'd happily never go again.

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>>78594176

anyone else noticed that (upper) middle class women make weird high pitched wooping noises at each other?

*meet each other*
oooooooh hello
ooooooooh
did you see the new aga we bougght
oooooooop yes its wonderful brilliant buy, did julian find it? he loves the kitchen doesn't the
wooop harhar

>>78594182
call the king a fucking bender you pussy nonce

>>78594182
London is quite nice though? especially if you don't actually have to live there.

>>78594182
call me a bender

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>actually giving this abomination momentum and abandoning the other loaf

>>78594119
Some of the best countries in the world are ex British colonies. Between the UK and it's former colonies some of the best developments in science, medicine and technology have emerged.

>>78594119
sure but it's not black and white, and it wasn't particularly bad as far as colonial regimes go

>>78594260
call the king a bender do it right fucking now nonce

wish i didn't wake up

>>78594275
i simply will not

>>78594260
right so the british empire was a force of good in the world because it managed to virtually eliminate the native populations of places like australia and canada and set up a cold and warm versino of britain in those countries that scientific innovations occured in.

>>78594264
i don't get thinking of it as a force of 'good' it was good for britain and had benefits.

but it was built entirely for somewhat malevolent purposes (as most statecraft is)

>>78594275
Why are you so heartless?

>Man jailed for 35 years in Thailand for insulting monarchy on Facebook

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jun/09/man-jailed-for-35-years-in-thailand-for-insulting-monarchy-on-facebook

>>78594260
all from jews

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>>78594244
monetary lender

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Went to the gardens today

>>78594305
There are more Abos in Australia alive today than there have ever been in history

>>78594305
replacing countries with British culture is inherently "good" because British culture is the best culture in the world

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what phrase pops into your mind when you see this image?

>>78594326
only because of white people claiming to be aboriginals.

the aboriginals of precolonial time were fitter and healthier than after colonialism.

>>78594327
so the best thing in the world would be to genocide every other country and transplant british people to them.

wish i could eat brekkie

>>78594305
There's brutality through much of history. Seems to me that you'd be shocked to hear about atrocities still being committed today by other countries. Slavery is still going on for instance. Oh yeah, you don't care about those people that are still alive today because you have a bee in your bonnet about the UK so you're getting far more satisfaction by saying "b-but hundreds of years ago..."

>>78594305
Well, I'm not sure talking about purposes, presumed or real, is very compelling. The consequences of British colonialism are what matters, and some were good, some were awful.
I just wish we (well, normies) had a more rational outlook on the issue, and stopped being so hysterical about it.

>>78594347
now you're getting it

>>78594347
>so the best thing in the world would be to genocide every other country and transplant british people to them.
yes

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huh, i recall one guy posted a ship porn webm on 4chan when we were discussing ships in some vg general, the sheep had a lot of vagina juice btw, looked like she cummed more than the guy

Cannot wait until Lizzie dies

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l-lewd

>>78594364
>There's brutality through much of history
yeah i agree
>Seems to me that you'd be shocked to hear about atrocities still being committed today by other countries
no you've just made that up, as i said most statecraft and powerplays in the world are fully malevolent. including those that go on in this day and age.
>rest of your post
irrelevant

you're making the fallacy of relative privation thaidiot, by firstly making an argument and responding i didn't make and secondly trying to diminish the value of what i'm posting about by saying 'but something else is bad'. now go call the king a bender or something so i don't have to ever speak with your cretinous self again.

>>78594393
>pic
if only there were some kind of middle ground

Happiness is for those whove followed their destiny
Glory is for those whove stood against their destiny

WTF o_O

>>78594410
So you're allowed to go off on tangents but I'm not? Got it.

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HNNNNNNNNG

pirates...

>>78594425
Are French people pirates?

>>78594429
literal nonce

>>78594393
>>78594415
if only they spent the time whining about the comments they get by trying to care less
people will always talk shit, won't they?

cannae respect someone who's scared of calling the ruler of his country a bender

>>78594427
what tangent? the original discussion was about whether british emprie was a force of good in the world.

your argument waas that it was because of scientific achievements in former british colonies

my argument is that those colonies were only made possible because of the genocide or sidelining of their natives (or at least that was fundamental)

you then started saying i don't care about contemporary issues etc etc etc.

i did not go off on a tangent, whereas you DID start putting random points of view into my mouth. which thaifool is fallacious. so please call your gracious monarch a bender and get out of my sight.

>>78594479
dont have a ruler, as such

>>78594437
call the KING a BENDER you fucking bent nonce twat

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>when the world needs it's hero's
>there's only one family to call
>this summer, it's the first family as..
>The Uncuckables
*A-10s brapping in the distance*

adam and eve not adam and steve, simple as

Macron is a bender
see thailad it's that easy really. now do it

thainigger call the nigger a nigger nigger hahahah

>>78594544
>implying the thought police aren't on their way

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Trump is a bender

thailad is the begging deal still on? does it have to come from australians, or will you say it if I'm the one begging? I just want this stupid gimmick to stop

mum cooked pumpkin risotto for tea even though she knows i hate pumpkin

makes me want to vomit

>>78594571

unironically literally me in this picture

>>78594571
usa
transgender president when

>>78594507
>my argument is that those colonies were only made possible because of the genocide or sidelining of their natives
See there's your problem when we finally get to your point I'm not even necessarily disagreeing with you. You're whining about something that happened a long time ago that nobody can change. I was simply wondering why we keep having to hear this shit from people like you and hear virtually nothing about what's going on today in some backwards cultures.

>>78594581
rasheed

>>78594587
CALL THE KING A BENDER YOU TWAT

>>78594554
only good post in this thread (mine)

>>78594587
call the thai PM a bender you nonce twat

>>78594586
who are all these people

thailad doesnt even have the courage to call the thailand king a bender nonce he's a scared loser lmao

literally filtered the word king just this moment

thank god baloompf's impeachment is coming soon

>>78594586
I would put it in Maisie ngl, imagine tho small tight buns squirming on your cock while she's moaning in her distinct chav dialect

Ah, yes, an aussie hour aka worst /brit/

had a solid post idea but forgotten it

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Tell me about Connor Doran.

Toot poster ask Thai chicANO to insult the king, yet he doesn't post toot, what an asshole

ajajajajajajaja pirates

>>78594613
fuck off John Oliver

>>78594639
whom'st'd've?

>>78594665
he posted pictures of sara on tim's facebook profile a while back

>sara
literally no fucking clue dont ever reply to me ever again with that fucking childish ambiguity motherfucker

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found the ideal woman for a certain mexican

>>78594698
hello newfag

>>78594672
>>78594639
So this is the power of the so called 'normie general'

interesting

>>78594715
hello nigger

>>78594573
afraid not mate, that was a one time deal.

Doong listening to the knife party

thailad whats the tallest building you ever seen in thairand?

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wish there was a qt aussie girl to do vocaroo requests

>>78594724
say the 5 simple words, only FIVE words, say them you pussy, say "the king is a bender"

Or forever remain a little, scared pussy nonce

>>78594750
heyyyy

>>78594759
hello x

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>tfw you're a ross/chandler/phoebe-hybrid

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>>78594742
MahaNakhon, they're currently building a few that will be bigger though

howling at the deranged noncery of our resident twat and his inability to reconcile his reprehensible actions with a simple statement on the sexuality of the sovereign monarch

>>78594759
big if true

>>78594767
fuck off creep i only talk to yanks

HaitiANO

>>78594750
australian women dont exist

It was always a male penal colony they just fuck each other all of the men

jesus christ are you nobs still trying to get thailad to say "the king is a bender"

>>78594768
phoebe was the best character methinks

>>78594771
mental

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>>78594759
say dollarydoos

>>78594778
dont be that waaaaaaaaaay

what'll happen when blumpf is impeached anyway? president what's his name?

Post it

oi can you still sage?

>>78594771
call the KING a BENDER you scared little pussy

>>78594805
i would but there's a creepy swede hanging around

>>78594819
yeh, still works I think

first cig of the day... ahhh...

>>>/tv/86716540
sovereign state of australia

>>78594829
call the king a bender you bent twat

>>78594836
What cigs

can see the police approaching thailads apartment right now

utter state of the bender regime

>>78594850
i bought an american spirit pack recently and they're quite good
think im going to leave camel behind

Toot consume cigarretes

first dick of the day

think i killed the thread

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>>78594823
damn svens always ruin everything

*ruins the thread even more*

waaaaaheyyyyyyyy

thoughts on Mosley /brit/?

He is not swedish hahahaahahahha

Then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like...

touching my vagina as we speak

>>78594938
chicANO......

>>78594949
dangerous and down right stupid

just handed in my dissertation

going to treat myself today with a nice walk by the river. Might even find myself a bridge to jump off.

>A Danish prince was temporarily denied entry to a bar in the Australian city of Brisbane because he did not have proper identification, local media say.

>Crown Prince Frederik, 49, and his entourage were reportedly only able to get into the bar with the help of diplomatic protection police officers.

>They are said to have told staff proof of ID in this case was not necessary.

i love fanies

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The northern powerhouse

got a wily

In México fanny is a mexican name for girls

>>78594987
hi

>>78595005
just kidding

named my computer Sheila
she's a bute

>bute

The same for willy

>>78594999
same here

beaut?

>>78595011
im not a gynecologist but i know a cunt when i see one

she's a boot

>>78595018
must be some obscure yankism that will invariably find its way into the rest of english at some point

>>78594999
same in sweden

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>trigger all of /brit/ with one line of text

nonce?

just had a beautiful sasuage for tea (dinner)

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>>78595051
>I was only pretending to be a yank

Post it

>>78595048
who the fuck are u

>>78595060
I've got a different type of beautiful sausage you can have for dessert

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>>78595070

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>>78594848

>200kbps

Downloaded a 17gb steam game in about 40 minutes this morning and my Internet's not the fastest

if you're going to build a busway why not just lay tracks on it and run a train instead

>>78595029
kings a bender?

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the absolute state of this website

http://hahas.co.uk/yank/

*leaves you on read*

>>78595093
too busy running a train on your mum

>>78595103
grim

>>78595078
danejew

>>78595120
you have to go back

stupid bradleyposter

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best girl coming thru

그건 네가 아냐
너의 탓이 아냐
슬픔은 이제 지긋지긋해

just murdered thailad you wont be hearing much from him anymore

>>78595118
call the king a bender nonce

*mashes the right alt key*

>>78595137
I like your alphabet

>>78595093
what the heck is a busway

swedish mong

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>>78595103
>I was driving through town last week when I saw a big fat American stood in the middle of the road. I ran straight over him. I could have gone around him but I didn"t know whether I had enough petrol.

Played with my willy last night and this weird white stuff came out

any fat cunts in

>>78595152
this:
>>78594980

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>>78595132
phhhhhhhhhooooooooooooaaaaaaarrr
!!!!
lads
check the shading of that arse!!!!!!!

HaitiANO

>>78595149
You'd like it more if you called the king of thailad a bender

>>78595132
>small titties

>>78595155
scrooting

nothing i like more then going to town on a nice big uncut willy and using all my expertise on it

>>78595149
Thanks :3

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>>78595161
mr skeltal here
dunno any fatties

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Lei Feng lads

we should all strive to emulate his good example, and live a selfless and productive life.

listening to rammstein

>>78595201
dullest gimmick around

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>>78595207
fascist

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OUTTA MY WAY, TRAIN FUCKING SHITS

>>78595207
dangerous and down right stupid

>>78595207
really concerning

>>78595221
woahhh...powerful.......

>>78595221
This is practical yet some how silly at the same time.

>>78595213
>lei feng
>gimmick

uh sweety? xxx

>>78595221
Who the fuck thought the curbs were a good idea?

>>78595221
why do brits have dedicated specialised roads for buses

dangerous and down right stupid

>>78595252
Cambridgeshire County Council

>>78595243
unlike calling the king a bender, a wise move on all fronts

>>78595262
>The Cambridgeshire Guided Busway, known locally as The Busway, connects Cambridge, Huntingdon and St Ives in the English county of Cambridgeshire. It is the longest guided busway in the world,[1][2] overtaking the O-Bahn Busway in Adelaide, South Australia.[3][4][5]
get absolutely fucked

No sex with you but I think that you should fuck yourself

>>78595296
auslets on suicide watch

Really into titsucking/milking porn at the moment lads.

>>78595296
FUKC OFF

>>78595296
don't acknowledge south australia's pointless and contrived "existence"

>>78595252
>>78595262
brainlets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX6jBvtUK54

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*record scratch*
*freezeframe*
yep that's me, your probably wondering how I got here
*call to prayer starts playing*

was my 20th birthday yesterday, just went for a drink with some girl and then fell asleep at 9pm
hate my life

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As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits:
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
How many were there going to St. Ives?

>>78595314
hot

>>78595296
absolutely murdered that australian crustacean, good one

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>>78595319
>>78595324
HAHAHAHAHAHA

BIG BRITISH BUSES
WIMPY AUSSIE COACHES

>>78595333
quite grim to think that you'd be on death row right now in america

ah yes sending off young billy bob to afghanistan at 18 as cannon fodder for an improvised explosive device is fine but he can't have a pint till he's 21

i dont understand the point of a guided busway
does it mean the driver doesnt have to steer?

>>78595362
yes

>>78595333
Happy birthday, bud. I hope things pick up.

@78595339
tedious nonce

Toil is over... for now

>>78595339
wtf he was a muslim

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why the fuck does firefox keep trying to recommend me all these weird chinky pages?

>>78595369
don't the kerbs rub on the tyres and damage the wheels and stuff

why are public toilet seats always covered in tissues

can someone explain why you would ever use buses for this shit instead of just setting up a train system

buses are slow as fuck and have less carrying potential

>>78595362
it avoids roads and traffic

>>78595387
no there's little things near the wheels that ensure that doesn't happen

>>78595391
cash-strapped local government and a fondness for moronic gimmicks

>>78595391
>critical thinking
>in the civil service

>>78595391
trains are fucking complicated and can't go on roads

>>78595408
heh

>>78595387
no

>>78595391
the buses go off-track as well, when was the last time you had a train pull up on your street?

>>78595380
Either you installed a browser extension which is spyware or you got a virus.

Run a scan with Superantispyware.

>>78595391
more importantly why do they need these dedicated highway things instead of just using the road like everyone else

dangerous and down right stupid

cant wait for GoT to end
fuck normies

>claim busways are a moronic gimmick
>have the SECOND longest busway in the world

>>78595391
trains are very expensive and complicated
there is a reason those rail tracks went out of use and were repurposed for buses

>>78595339
call the thai king a bender you bent nonce

>>78595408
Kys

my employer, a bricklayer, wants to put ten thousand dollars into ethereum

is this a bad idea or no

want to fucking grind the next australian I lay eyes on into a fine paste du foie gras

>>78595422
thanks lad

>>78595425
Less traffic, less pollution, less waiting times
Empty land made by decommissioned train lines

korean has literal circle and square as its consonants :3

ㅇ ee-eung
ㅁ mi-eum

we had literal triangle ㅿ too but it is obsoleted ;3c

>>78595441
BIG strong tradie

>>78595431
they're not my democratically elected representatives, simple as

south australians are vacuous subhumans regardless

>>78595441
smart fella

fuck drumpf and fuck normies

koalas in me ute

Some woman who has been getting the same train as me every morning for over a year, who has always, always sat in her preferred seat while I sat in mine, has decided to start ruining my morning by getting to the station earlier and pinching my seat. This morning she actually gave me a sneer when I had to walk past and get another seat. Surely this means war?

>>78595441
that's why he's the boss

business idea: seize the means of distribution

stole some twat's special seat on the train lads waheyyyy
*drops a massive trump into the sponge*

>>78595454
ching chong! ching ching ching chingy chong chong bak pow ching ching chingy chang chingly chongy poo

fell over and busted me pluggers

donald glorp is a fat fascist fucking orange

>>78595481
start reserving the seat

>>78595520
anatomically non-existant

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>>78595472

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>>78595391
>>78595425
a busway is cheaper than a train line
also the manchester one uses what used to be a train line, however it can't use the entirety of the old train line since things have moved around since then

also the busses for the manchester one don't exclusively use the busway, they go around the city centre of manchester too
for trains that would be somewhat cumbersome and very expensive
and whilst they could build a light rail/tram line there, it'd also be very expensive

also a lot of the roads that the busses could use instead of the tramway on the way to Leigh would have a lot of traffic on them, so by using the busway for part of that journey, they avoid a lot of the traffic

>>78595546
the yank post

>>78595525
prefer mango mussolini myself

woolongong

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O-Bahn_Busway

I've never even heard of this kek

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>arrive at your reserved seat
>this smug fuck is sitting in it and refusing to move

What do?

>>78594043
ah yes, the masterrace.

>>78595588
kill him

>>78595588
whip out my pocket ham and rub it all over him

president toilet bog fart

>>78595588
look for the seat where he's supposed to be in and sit there

the City of Tea Tree Gully

woolloomooloo

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https://vocaroo.com/i/s1MGdx8wQAD5

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Just got a pic professionally done for my new job.

what the fuck is ethereum hahah

>>78595628
>>78595628
>>78595628
cheeky early new

>>78595588
if the train's somewhat full, tell him he's in my seat and that he should sit in his own seat or find an unreserved one. Not an issue.