/cum/

>>78592195
you're retarded

why is writing lyrics so hard senpaitachi

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the gf

traps are gay

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uncomfy thread

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Reminder to add me on whatsapp

+5215578301781

>>78592216
I went to see The Circle today, it has awful reviews but I like Emma.
>>78592208
Why?

remember to filter cara

thread quality increases exponentially

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8th for my good friend mexico

both kristen stewart and cara delevingne have munched on annies moist fat muff

Would really like a state job, my dudes

Reminder that gays are an abomination.

>>78592242
There's been speculation that Annie wants to do a full tour of Hollywood lesbians

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>Reminder that gays are an abomi-

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Look into your heart,
You will find
There's nothin' there to hiiiiiiiide
Take me as I am,
Taaaaake my life
I would give it all, I would sacrifice
Don't tell me it's not worth fightin' for
I can't help it, there's nothin' I want more
You know it's true
Everything I do,
I do it for you

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gf sent me this

I think I have what it takes to kill someone, lads

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>>78592287
nation

>The little boy who started a sex change aged eight because he (and his lesbian parents) knew he always wanted to be a girl

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>>78592328

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>>78592195

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>>78592328
kys bigot

>>78592343
Do you have with Akko/Diana?

>>78592343
Disgusting both for being anime and gay.

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>>78592343
>he wants more of this
Disgusting desu

>>78592352
nope sorry

it's a small folder atm

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Past > present.

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lesbians are only nice in porn and anime

I'm really glad I was born in the 90's desu, I don't know how I would've survived if I had been born earlier.

>>78592389
You would be free of this place

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>>78592195
cute :3

homophiles dont know love, only lust

>>78592404
I don't regret finding 4chan

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>>78592426
I guess you haven't been here very long

>>78592432
This is some Leddit-tier posting, anon.

>>78592432
I've been here for like 4 years

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>>78592386
Wrong
>>78592419
:3

>>78592440
>t. 2015 oldfag

>>78592425
It's a superior form of love to complex for you to comprehend

>>78592487
AHH I LOVE ME SOME BUTTBABIES MMM SPRAY ME WITH YOUR POZZZ LOADDSSS DADDY

>>78592469
The only people who care how long somebody's been on this garbage site are newfags trying to fit in with pop culture's representation of the site.

But since you're so desperate to know, I've been here since '06.

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I had an idea for a removed stormtrooper years ago, and I gotta say it was better than Fin IMO

>>78592497
Oh, I thought you were talking about lesbians...

Also, how do you know so much about gay sex? Hmmmm

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>>78592504
Yeah sure

>>78592520
common filth

>>78592526
Rood

>>78592219
this is super comfy

>>78592535
??? hes an youtuber, look it up, nerd

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>>78592517
Fin is just Kyle Katarn in nigger form anon
>former storm trooper
>later fights for the rebels
>affinity for brown jackets
>uses a lightsaber eventually

i genuinely wish this "moor" character would kill himself

>>78592551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qpsx-OWHfNc

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>>78592544

>>78592551
What is it about? I don't wanna watch any of his videos. Is he Finnish?

>>78592214
Just write and see what happens
most lyrics sound really shit when you look at them by themselves

>>78592517
oh wow, a better character than some nigger with no personality? that's amazing.

>>78592576
why not? hes american

>>78592214
they aren't. most lyrics are really bad.

>>78592557
Why are diasporafags such cancer?

so who's ready for the Eclipse? Just got my glasses and took the morning off tomorrow. So excited!

>>78592517

I had an idea like this

>would have taken part in the massacre that Fin didn't
>have a fashy haircut
>something happens to convince him he's on the wrong side
>through out the movies he does from nazi hair to long hair

>>78592625
umm...

>>78592587
I don't like watching right-wing YouTubers

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>>78592681
hes not a right winger.....

>>78592694
I'm sure you really believe that.

>>78592693
>A guy who would manage to get even less done than Trump and alienate democrats even more
Ahh yes, the redditors mind at work

>>78592693
Kek

>>78592716
well he aint he hates tramp and all these alt-das-rite clowns
repent before its too late, sodomite lover

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heterosexuals disgust me desu

lesbians are pure

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ok im off to bed, later homophiles

Humanizing a single stormtrooper is dumb. I liked it when they were all mindless drones. It's weird to have one come to the realization that they're evil. Like no shit.

drunk before work again lads.

Whats up

>>78592797
>Storm troopers are all perfect warrior clones
>the nigger clone is defective
What did they mean by this?

>>78592214
Boi if you want to be famous this is all you have to do
>get a good beat
"Yo
Okay
All my niggas with me
All my niggas with it
All my niggas ballin'
All my niggas athletic
All my niggas A1
All got street cred
All my niggas balling
All my niggas athletic"

>get millions of dollars
If you have any knowledge of music software and production, then it's VERY easy to get at least mildly popular. Promotion then leads to bigger success.

*hops the border and takes a poo on Mexican soil, and hops back*
lol meheecanos btfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6_YQje0vn0

you go to a divey but nice korean restaurant. you order seafood noodle soup to go. you and your friend's check comes to $25. How much do you tip?

lesbians are fucking disgusting
as are mexicans for that matter

>>78592892
Are you terrone?

>>78592878
I dont. If there going to serve non-American, then there not going to get American treatment. Dog bless.

oh great beautician in the sky!

>>78592878
I dont tip takeout. no one should.

>>78592921
underrated album

wew the solo in this song makes me want to play guitar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLi7Ljcy6n8

>>78592905
Very high quality post

>>78592956
*nevermind the video, the album has a different version

*makes a webm of a girl getting fucked with a door knocking sound effect at the end*

i feel so sad

>>78593041
jokes on you i live in a house with no doors

awooo~

>>78593041
there should be a door opening sound as well

>>78593098
top kek

Anime and queers are banned in /cum/

how long until the rich kill us all off after unemployment skyrockets from automation?

made my mum cry
feels bad

help
https://www.google.com/search?q=hunger+feeling+in+lower+lungs

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Have fun in eternal damnation clack my ass

>>78593137
That's what the imported violent third-worlders are for

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>Why yes I do jack off to gay anime porn!

>>78593139
What happened? Did you finish med school? Get married?

>>78592941
good post

>>78593148
Nice post

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>Theres nothing wrong with being gay

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Something's happening
Don't speak too soon
I told the boss off, made my move
Got nowhere to go
Son of Sam
Son of the shining path, the clouded mind
The couple killer each and every time

Laisse tomber les filles
Laisse tomber les filles
Un jour c'est toi qu'on laissera
Laisse tomber les filles
Laisse tomber les filles
Un jour c'est toi qui pleureras
Oui j'ai pleuré mais ce jour-là
Non je ne pleurerai pas

Watching The Conjuring 2 2016 before going to bed

I should NOT have done this lmao

>>78593371
lol

>>78593371
>he unironically gets scared from watching horror movies
lol

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This is such trash just like The Wall and Final Cut holy shit can Roger Waters make anything good?

Is anyone excited for the Blade Runner sequel?

>>78593389
It's a white man's thing, you wouldn't understand

I'm not a 30 something who only quotes movie why would I care about a Blade Runner sequel.
Although I'm sure it can't be as bad as other reboots.

>>78593431
Understandable

>>78593431
>>78593389
I took my Mexican BF out to see Anabelle Creations. We held hands :)

>>78593502
What the hell do you mean by Mexican boyfriend?

>>78593412
Why would you expect it to be good?

>>78593502
Are you the bottom?

I took my mixed race pagan intergender zir to see diehard 6 then he tried to zirspread and when I got onto zir zir tried to zirsplain that it was a mistake and that zir would let me go out with his bestfriend.

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>>78593585
kek

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>>78593585
This might be the worst post you ever made, Ketchikan

>>78593574
I don't know what I expected. I was hoping him to not make another Final Cut. Hell this thing makes me rethink how much I dislike the Wall.
>>78593621
Diehard is a good series shut up.

i'm masturbating so good right now

oh wow my cock is so unbelievably hard it hurts

>>78593744

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I was literally 1 (ONE) second off.

i'm being a good Christian so good right now
Oh wow my Lord is so unbelievably great it heals.

fucking gay

>>78593779
How does it feel to have Jesus inside you? Making you squirm in ecstasy

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I envy anime lesbians.

I wish you stared into the eclipse.
>>78593797
Stop.

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>tfw living in a 4 bedroom apartment by myself

Watching no country for old men and drunk partners, I'm truly blessed

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my favorite couple

All out of cum for tonight.

>>78593836
Example of an good post
>>78593832
Example of an terrible post.

>>78593854
Drink some water

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no

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>>78593779
Don't forget, if your lamp is without oil you will be cast into outer darkness
oh why did I ever have to study Biblical prophecy? I'm now filled with so much dread at times it eats away at me.
>The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

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I want to be an anime girl so much.

>>78593864
Why is that your trip?

>>78593921
>believing in G-d and Jesus and shit
nigga are you fuckking kidding me like wtf is this shit?

>tfw a fucking THEIST posts in /cum/
*vomits*

>>78593978
iktf

>>78593999

fuck that one took a little luck

>>78594022

just watched the Simpsons episode where Homer invented lean

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

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>>78592352
gotchu senpai

>>78594205
CUTE

>>78592377
VERY comfy leaf abode. What records are on heavy rotation for you?

>>78593836
>being retarded
Why waste all that money and space? Get a smaller apartment, save money, and be comfier.

>>78594205
saved

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>>78592386
>tfw no androgynous (bi) girlfriend to cuddle with

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>>78592195
that's the way she goes boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtM9xD-Ky7E

>>78593948
namefag, not tripfag, two different types of feces

>>78594254
>tfw too masculinized to be androgynous
feels bad desu

There's this new person at work who's super androgynous. They're trans, but they're at the point that you honestly can't tell which way they're going. Being a teenager helps with that, I'm sure.

They have that kind of La Roux hair, small tits, nice butt, some muscle tone, and gender-neutral clothing. Their name is "Ryan" but they have a super feminine voice.

They're a terrible worker, rude to customers, and have no idea what they're doing, but they get away with it because we all want to smash.

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>>78594241
>>78594217
I've got one more but it's a bit lude

>>78594455
ewe

>>78594353
know that feel so much

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We've some patricians around here, right?
Forget androgynous, I want Lauren

>>78594455
too lewd. i just like cute.

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>>78594543
ahh, gotcha

>>78593956
Sometimes I wish I didn't because I'm just a loser who lacks self control, and now I know what death brings for people like me.
By Biblical definition, faith requires evidence. I'm not sure why so few Christians feel the need for proof, but perhaps I'm lacking enough in faith to have needed it. I'm about to get ready for bed, but I'm compelled by impulse to justify my faith(on /cum/ for some stupid reason, despite knowing no one could give less of a shit).

The four great beasts of Daniel 7 are as follows: Babylon, Medo-Persia, Ancient Greece & The HRE.
http://www.patmospapers.com/daniel/dan7.htm
Consequently:
The Sabbath day is Saturday, it always has been, but it was changed by Emperor Constantine in the 4th century A.D., and the majority of Christians still believe and abide by it to this day.
https://youtu.be/xPL0GJc51B0

The Roman Catholic Papacy carries the spirit of the Antichrist. The US is the second beast of Revelation 13. Pope Francis wants to strengthen US-Vatican relations, encourages Catholic-Mexican immigration to America and ecumenism. This is crucial in implementing the mark of the beast, what many students of prophecy interpret to be an inevitable mandatory Sunday-Sabbath law.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYNIRfC781A
Now I will take a shower and have a good long think about how stupid I am for wasting even more time.

>>78594583
Good post.

Appreciated.

>>78594583
I'm actually pretty interested in the Saturday thing, how can that even be properly transitioned to the calendar that we use today?
Isn't the idea of the sabbath a simple day given to God's followers for their good deeds and following? Does it really matter whether it's Saturday (the last day of the calendar week) or Sunday (the last day of the weekend)?
Isn't it more based in the idea that there is a day set aside every week to celebrate God's grace?
And besides, historically, most people worked 6 out of 7 days a week. Their day off was their sabbath. Today, most people get two. Does that mean all who attend service on Sunday are being mislead... by a long dead patriarch of the church? Doesn't makes much sense to me.

>>78594583
Why would the end times be based around what day people go to church?

Do you have any idea of the horrible shit that is going on around the world right now, and saturday vs sunday is the biggest thing for you?

>>78594738
Faith isn't some budgetary concern.
The little things matter just as much if not more than the large.
If you never sweat the details, it's hard to say you're really interested in your faith outside of a fleeting desire for the afterlife if it ends up being out there.

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I fucking hate Canadians

>>78595064
Tell me, what is life like in the vacationing chad cumdump of North America??

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>>78594689
I'm pretty tired, hopefully this somewhat answers your questions.
Every day has a one in seven chance to be the correct Sabbath, there's no way for us to know which day is the original seventh. That's not really the important part
>Six days thou shalt work, but on the seventh day thou shalt rest: in earing time and in harvest thou shalt rest.

>historically, most people worked 6 out of 7 days a week. Their day off was their sabbath. Today, most people get two. Does that mean all who attend service on Sunday are being mislead
I actually had this conversation with a friend the other night.
>About 100 years before Christianity, Egyptian Mithraists introduced the festival of Sunday, dedicated to worshiping the sun, into the Roman Empire. Later, as Christianity grew, church leaders wished to increase the numbers of the church. In order to make the gospel more attractive to non-Christians, pagan customs were incorporated into the church’s ceremonies. The custom of Sunday worship was welcomed by Christians who desired to differentiate themselves from the Jews, whom they hated because of the Jews’ rejection of the Savior. The first day of the week began to be recognized as both a religious and civil holiday. By the end of the second century, Christians considered it sinful to work on Sunday.

I can't find the exact text of the Catholic church admitting to Saturday being the Sabbath atm, but it included something along the lines of "we keep it that way so the authority of the Roman Catholic Church is accepted over God's" (but not necessarily that blatant)

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>>78594738
>Why would the end times be based around what day people go to church?
>Do you have any idea of the horrible shit that is going on around the world right now
Do you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ITGok5Cw08

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>>78595733
This might have been a bit better image. I'll be off to bed now, maybe the thread will be revived once I'm asleep.

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>>78595154
I thought that was Cancun?

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woke up at 5 and went to work because I thought I worked today but I don't
got coffee from my qt coworker though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u82gsR7K9uo

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Good Morning /cum/!!!! What r u doing today????

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>>78598399
I too just woke up

I'm gonna play osrs and gaypost

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>>78598415
Gayposting is fun!

>slowly breaking out into hives
>less than a week before class starts

uhh haha nice one, god

>>78598399
Coming to gay bar near you

Last night I had a dream I found 800 dollars in my front yard. Night before I had a nightmare similar to that subway scene in an American Werewolf in London.

who /goodjobbyendof2017/ here?

>>78599595
no

Why are these threads so fucking terrible?

>>78600057
full of americans

>>78600057
Canadians

>>78600057
Europeans are more quality /cum/ posters Tbh

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q.q

>>78600454
Learn Chinese

>>78600454
how many kanji do you know

>>78600507
are you black

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU

day = saved

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I love the jews

cum lol

Any Illinoisfags in here? Im gonna be moving from SoCal soon, any information on the state outside of Chicago? Is it bad everywhere?

>>78601079
It's awful

I recommend Wyoming

Tell me about Oregon& Washington. Are they really filled with rainforests? What about the job situation? Asking for a friend.

>>78601412
there are no rainforests in the USA

>>78601412
They are filled with trees and hyper liberal commies, and I'm from California. Take that as you will

>>78602103
How are they outside of Portland and Seattle?

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>You will never live in socal

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>>78602451
>you live in socal

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>>78602451
>wife is from socal
>I've never been

idiot

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Socali is best cali and you're all cucks if you disagree

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>>78602451

>>78602753
no it isn't
be quiet

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Found the cuck everyone

No no wait found the EUROcuck

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fucking bitch

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Okay seriously though. Can I get my fucking (You) already?

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no... for being a sassy spoiled bitch....... ok fine here you go >>78603148

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@78603201
Thanks, cuckslave

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>>78603325

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Okay boys when was the last time you ACTUALLY went outside and DID SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIVES

Tell me about American dorms. Is it still the norm to share a single bedroom with a complete stranger? As an introvert and awkward person this sounds like hell to me

>>78603812
it's a good way to force yourself to meet someone

*nerdy white kid show up to an inner city basket ball court*
"laces up his air jordans*
"ya'll ready for this?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avcS0aYJ2a8

Girls from Guadalajara are the most beautiful in the world

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>>78600530
for the first jlpt you barely need to know any kanji. for 3/4's of the test the kanji is in furigana.

for the 1/4 of the test where there is kanji without furigana, it's the extremely basic ones. i'm fairly familiar with the first ~110 kanji you find in the unofficial jlpt n5 kanji lists.

>>78604055
i know none of these words

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still feeling shit from cocaine 3 days later

>>78603879
what if you hate your room mate? how do you jerk off in private? in the shower?
what if your gf comes over?

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>>78604352
>try coke for the first time
>nose is numb for 3 days

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>>78592195
hate antifags

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interview for a job that could become the career for the rest of my life tomorrow.

>>78604447
Never had my nose go numb, usually it's just my teeth.

I'd say if it's your first time - stop now, its a horrible, horrible drug, and I'm embarrassed to go to some shops in my town because of it.

>>78604510
b sum1 else
:^)

>>78604529
think im gonna drink some kind of alcohol beforehand

test

>>78604516
yeah it was just a one time thing.. i do fucking love ecstasy.. fucking amazing

im going to fail out of college this year

>>78604885
Me too

>>78604911
did you fail anything last semester? i failed calculus

>>78604944
This is my first semester. I'm in Community college

>>78604944
im taking calculus this semster.

>>78605001
thats beyond easy, just show up

>>78604885
Join the club.

Well, I actually failed out two years ago, but still.

>>78605033
Im too stupid and lazy to finish any of the assignments

>>78605036
what do you do now?

>>78605085
I'm a recycler. It pays the bills and leaves me some "fun money", plus some savings, so I can't really complain.

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>tfw you're the most handsome /cum/ poster

*smokes weed*

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ping (anon's ip) -t

heh, nothing personal

>classes start tomorrow
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>78605164

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>first day of english class
>professor wastes no time and makes us read a paper on why people are happier without kids and how men who let their wifes work are happier
>little bit of bitching about charlottesville thrown in

ahh yes, college.

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>american cartoons

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>>78605654
"higher learning"

this thread is much more sexually charged than usual.

>>78606060
how so

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>not eating two orange Trumps with your brunch
It's hard even for a shitskin to be triggered rolling on these

>>78606060
More like homosexually charged LOL

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>>78605654
doubt it

>>78603201
More /ak/ please danebro

>>78605654
That's not that bad compared to other shit they force you to read

>>78606292
t. Never been to college

>>78605654
lol triggered drumpfkin

>>78606363
>t. Never been to college
no u
sounds like /pol/tard PROPAGANDA

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*aims at U.S*

Is it gay when two girls kiss each others genitals?

>>78607054
no

>>78607206
What if it arouses them?

>>78607259
only if it's ironic arousal

>>78607259
stop your inquiring
*smacks you*

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when you always wanted to be a qt lesbian, but u r chechen boy

>>78607355
*teleports behind you* No smacking for me. Also I have completed my investigations.

>>78607355

>>78606664
Sweet summer child, yes it's all /pol/ propaganda. Trying going to college you uneducated NEET fuck and see for yourself.

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>/bant/ still exists

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X'D

>>78600598
Maybe

A CRUSHING BLOW BREAKS ARE BONDS
WE ARE FREE TO SING THIS SONG
AND BY THE BLAZE WE BEAT THE DRUM
EUROPEAN MAN MARCHES AS ONE

morning, /cum/ in bums

>>78607887
hi

>>78607682
>having children 15 years apart

dont think that family was right to begin with desu

>>78607682
hot

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americans are racist towards asians because they are too smart
really makes you think

>>78608324
name one modern asian intelectual

I'm just coming off of night shift and going back to I'm coming off of night shift and going back to afternoons tomorrow.

What's the best way to stay awake so I get to sleep (and wake up) at a non-ridiculous hour? I'm already fading.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1tFbZ5kaY8

>>78608410
stare at a monitor and keep drinking coffee, preferably watch or play something that keeps you forgetting the passing of time

>>78608410
drink coffee. try to do active instead of passive activities.

do some jumping jacks or something physical every now and then.

Why do you idiots always slump when we're close to 300? Either post your new edition or post whatever to get it over with .

>>78609255
>>78609255
>>78609255
>>78609255

what song is this help me
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1sGBisHuJ6c

>>78609297

is that the song from kung fu hustle?

>>78609326
not sure what you mean

>>78605654
Take online classes