Pocket monsters edition
anime
Should I make a gay edition for the next thread and trigger everyone?
Misa
>>78609306
nothing wrong with being a gay woman
>tfw grinding a drowzee past lvl 20 before Lt surg
>go to a college class
>look around and see all of the women that i'll never be allowed to touch and the majority of them are fuckable
I will be richer than Bill Gates in 20 years
>>78609370
I was talking about a gay (male) editions
>>78609408
that's gay
>>78609402
Yeah, but Jeff Bezos will be the world's first trillionaire in 20 years
HELP ME WHAT SONG IS THIS
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1sGBisHuJ6c
the apple of my eye
why do americans hate christopher columbus
One of the most loved historical figures here
>>78609347
this Tbh
>>78609396
you should rape them lol
>>78609481
Awful
>>78609568
bad meme
help me
>>78609521
who
>>78609521
you werent supposed to post today
>>78609607
im gone for 10 minutes and the htread is a disaster
had to come back
>Columbus’ Men Used Native People as Dog Food. In the early years of Columbus’ conquests there were butcher shops throughout the Caribbean where Indian bodies were sold as dog food. There was also a practice known as the montería infernal, the infernal chase, or manhunt, in which Indians were hunted by war-dogs.
>These dogs—who also wore armor and had been fed human flesh, were a fierce match for the Indians. Live babies were also fed to these war dogs as sport, sometimes in front of horrified parents.
wtf I love Columbus now
>>78609681
Source? I know the Indians got a raw deal, but that's pretty extreme.
gonna go outside today but I cant think of anything to do
>>78610058
consume
>>78610058
do a short hike faggot
>>78609681
>C-C-COLOMBUS A GOOD BOY
>>78610058
Fast for 24 hours beforehand so that you can wander around in the wilderness to the point of exhaustion and then have a vision.
>>78610058
Then don't go outside
What does human flesh taste like?
>>78610128
Im already going to be walking around town, plus its hot
>>78610159
I need to escape the cycle of NEETdom
>>78610058
what the fuck is outside?
just paint indoors
>>78610159
Abhorrent post.
>>78610184
A bit like pork
>>78610184
delicious!!
>>78610208
Wondering around aimlessly will really do wonders. Kek.
>>78609681
nice
>>78610245
kek there's probably been hundreds of brain eating cults over the millenia who became more retarded overtime
>>78610245
>eating brain kills your brain
>>78610253
It legit does tho. I've had so many revelations just being alone with my thoughts that it's hard to count. Just make sure to give it a rest after 6 hours or so. You might go a bit crazy.
>>78610387
Stop replying to me
>>78610426
No.
>>78610453
Kys
>>78610473
No.
>>78610504
leave him alone
>>78610576
Okay.
>>78610607
good girl
>wake up
>/bant/ still exists
>>78610978
I think /wsb/ would've been a much better option if we needed another random board. /bant/ is just /b/ with more diverse racial slurs.
going out for a smoke, see ya lads
>say kys outside of /cum/
>some faggot mexican think i'm cara
why are mexicans so stupid and paranoid?
goin out
wish me luck
/dead/
thank go he's gon
>>78611636
who?
>>78611663
me
>:^)
>>78611712
westernize yourself
>>78610978
/bant/ is what /b/ used to be before it became a porn sharing board, either way it's superior to /int/. It was the final nail in the coffin for his shithole after they made /his/
>>78611748
luv ya
This place is so terrible in the mornings. I don't even know why I'm here.
>>78611849
Wait a second. It isn't morning anymore. Waking up late feels weird, man.
>>78611849
This
>>78612337
kys
>>78612337
Haven't seen it
>>78612337
>Caring about celebrities
Ahahaha... ahaha...
>>78612485
Gross
>>78612485
kys
>japanese test in 5 months
Do old people really think that 10:00 pm is late?
>>78612567
These are the leaks that hit the news recently? They didnt mention she was pissing in them, lmao. Have a link?
>>78612633
Yes. Now that you mention it, so do I.
>>78612674
wtf how old are you?
>>78612701
Rather not say, but I'm definitely in the typical party lifestyle age group. I just really like waking up early and being well-rested and stuff. Feels good.
>>78612627
good luck
>>78612803
Force of habit. Any personal info about myself stays that way. Personal.
>>78612776
i'm autistic idk what age that is... when do you usually go to sleep?
>>78612803
fuck you
this is an anonymous imageboard and people can choose what they want to reveal
>>78612633
lateness is subjective
>>78612862
9:00 to 9:30.
>>78612913
Sounds like something a government man would say to taunt me into revealing my secrets...
>>78612925
Thanks, buddy.
>>78609396
>>78609556
like wow literally back to r/incel
>>78609396
>and the majority of them are fuckable
doubt.png
You know what really bothers me? When people use the word "like" as a conversational supplement. "Like" should only be used in cases where something is similar to something else or referring to an example of something.
>>78613410
uh, like , shut up.
>>78613275
wonder how many future school shooters are on 4chan
>>78613410
doesn't bother me as much as "right?" and they give no time to agree or disagree, as if they weren't really asking a question in the first place, right? so i hate it
>>78613275
>>78613475
>every comment on 4chan is serious
>>78613426
>>78613443
See how obnoxious it is when you type it out though? I catch myself saying "like" like a 16 year old girl sometimes and it seriously makes me want to hurt myself.
>tfw on probation
>tfw can't drink
>>78613410
It used to annoy me, but now at 30, people around my age don't say it much any more, just some hold out retard women.
>>78613575
how are they able to tell if you've had alcohol in your system?
>>78612787
i printed off the example questions for the n5 and i could already understand a lot of them.
see me in a couple months.
>>78613543
probably like more are like serious than you think
>>78613535
Hmm. Must be a local thing then. Basically nobody says "right?" unless they're genuinely asking you whether you agree or not around here.
>>78613602
Hopefully my peers grow out of it as they get older and, fingers crossed, wiser.
ITS UP BOIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xwEEnDK25M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xwEEnDK25M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xwEEnDK25M
>>78613640
like really? wow,I thought everyone was just like being flippant, you know?
I don't really care about sporting events but I usually cheer for the DPRK team just because.
Watching the Universiade Day 3 highlights rn...all the weightlifters are wearing those high tech fancy Nike and whatever shoes with cushioned soles and all that jazz, the Nork shoes are some straight up 60s shit with an actual leather sole and heel and look super beat up.
I also like the font they use on their gear. It looks like that weird font you get when you choose and Asian typeface in Word but don't use Asian keyboard input.
>>78613674
Pathetic.
>>78613807
yeah white people are
does north korea ever post here
>>78613912
yes
t. nork on vacation
>>78613912
Antarctica too
>>78613323
As long as they're not a fat fuck, look deformed or retarded, or black then I would have sex with them
What the fuck is that Taekwondo solo shit?
Looks like gymnastic dancing, what a gay "martial" art
>>78613968
Is it as much of a shithole as they say?
>>78614013
>or black
raciss Tbh
>>78613968
If you weren't LARPing I'd assume you were some kid of a General or political elite and thus don't give much of a shit about your country.
>first class of calculus and everything is already over my head
What a blow to the ego
>tfw you work harder on your day off than you do during your actual job
wew buds, feels good though I have done pretty much everything on my todo list besides buying new pants
>>78614792
just give up
>be on a chromebook
>spend a bit of time dragging a box while scrolling on a bunch of files to select all of them
>eventually realize that i can just copy the folder
i feel like a dummy
>>78614792
>first day of college chemistry and already converting units is over my head
wtf I didn't know they had penis inspections in college too
>>78615085
At least we can be brainlets together
my throat hurts
>>78615398
Drink some tea with honey in it.
Might start a new life in the Northwest Territories
>>78615062
>owning a chromebook
>dummy
well obviously
If i've said it once, i've said it a dozen times:
Communism is the ideological equivalent of shooting yourself in the head. people talk about it, but only a megalomaniac could convince themselves that "they'd do it properly, unlike those other times."
For the rest of us, we know what will happen when commies put their dogma to the test.
>>78615462
you could come and live with me
you probably won't though
>>78614792
2x dx = 2
/cum/ is for the discussion of the Japanese language and pretty asian girls.
did all the kids wear their fancy new back to school clothes to impress all the people in their class?
>>78615462
Why's that? Did you screw up in the UK?
>>78615494
You should talk to that guy in /brit/. I bet you two would have some pretty good arguments.
>>78615525
Do you live in the Northwest Territories?
>>78615569
It's not me that screwed up, but the UK
>>78615595
no just the regular northwest I'm sorry
>>78615552
I donut know what this means
When was the last time any of you had a cold?
>>78615569
>that guy in /brit/
link me one of his "quintessential" posts and i'll let you know if i want to
>>78615553
true
>>78615673
I've gone and tried to summon him. Wait a while and he might surface.
>>78615628
Whereabouts in the regular northwest? If it's a comfy mountain town and you have a nice cabin then I'll come and live with you xx
Is /cum/ quintessentially worse than /brit/?
>>78615827
yes
Is quintessential a quintessentially British word?
I'm taking an intro multi media content creation class and I need to pick a topic for all my projects to be on
>1 graphic design project
>1 logo
>1 audio thing
>1 video
i need one subject for it to all be about. I was thinking of making WW3 propaganda based on WW1/2 propaganda but I'm worried that will be too hard for a beginner. ideas?
>>78615809
Whatcom county WA. my town has lot of diary and berry farms. after I graduate I'll get a small house with a large pasture for some animals. you can live because my mom and dad think british people are very funny
>>78615673
Ah, here's one of his recent works.
>>78611695
I believe this artist just had wanted to draw hot ass
Da Vinci was a homosexual.
>>78615665
A few months ago. I was away from home for a week and forgot to pack my vitamins so I blame it on that.
I used to get sick A LOT when I was sick, but have recently been taking daily vitamins, and apart from that one episode I have been common cold free in my vitamin era.
>>78615085
liter deciliter(who uses this lmao) centiliter (why use this) milliliter (important) microliter (no one uses beyond this) nanoliter picoliter
>>78615982
And I know that Nymphs and Satyr wasn't painted by him.
hi
I live in the biggest fucking state in the country
>>78616015
*when I was young
>>78616048
I live in the best one.
>>78615951
That's not ass but just thicc thighs and hank hill tier ass
>I live in the best one.
>>78615553
asian girls are not pretty
>>78616048
it's the only place that will fit your fat ass ;)
i got cancer just by looking at /brit/ dont ever link that shit here again
>>78616075
I don't think you live n New Hampshire
>>78616048
>>78616075
Both Alaskans, eh?
>>78615951
the tits are way better
My name is Robert Anderson.
>>78616110
>Middle class alcoholics and opiate fiends
Wish we could replace those with middle class potheads since they cause fewer problems.
>>78616172
drugs are gay
>>78616228
This state is gay as fuck then.
>>78616241
every state is gay as fuck
Why is spanish so popular in US?
My state is superior.
>>78616274
because we want to speak with the mexicans
>>78616228
I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit.
>>78616274
illegals
>My state is superior.
>>78615948
I replied to him
I believe her
>>78616330
holy shit
I love cute girls.
Spanish originated as a secret language for drug dealers to communicate and not have the federals listen in on them.
If you speak spanish you are a drug dealer and must be reprimanded.
>>78616420
cute girls are white
>>78616435
hola
cum lol
>>78616458
asian*
don't understand the "learn spanish" meme
I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?" "Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long
>>78616518
it's a fact that if you don't know more than 1 language that you are indeed a brainlet
>>78616518
learning spanish as a white american is up there as one of the most cuckiest things you can do.
I have no desire to ever communicate with a spanish speaker.
>>78609255
Digimon was better you ass fuck
>>78616484
no those are yellow. I said white
>>78616573
i'll learn every language on this planet before spanish
How often do you reply to yourself?
I don't do it often in /int/ but on other boards I do. I think it's an easy way to get more (You)s as people tend to reply to posts that other people have replied to. I'm not sure how common this is.
Why are Asian girls the undisputed cutest girls in the world?
Who can kill this smile
>>78616573
I know the language of mathematics, and you can barely even speak english.
who is the brainlet now, Gonzalez?
>>78616674
go back to failing calc 1, bucko
decided to clean my old weed pipe that I haven't used in well over a year and now I smell like weed
>>78616638
Learn Catalan and the Astur-Leonese languages, that'll teach those spanish
>>78616644
occasionally if I want to get an ebin "lol" and laughing "laughing reaction imagine" train going. But if the comment is worth having multiple (You)'s then they're gonna happen whether you initiate it or not.
>>78616653
Everybody all at once if we're lucky.
>>78616692
>calculus
>mathematics
lmao
stay a brainlet, friend
you're cute like this
I'm an Asisn supremacist
>>78616766
Okay uncle tom
>>78616648
they're just born like that simple as
>>78616766
I guess that explains your spelling
It really seems like the American far left wants a race war just as badly as the American far right
My sixth sense is fashion.
>>78616843
then they shall get it
>>78616843
this is why i carry
well, besides the whole "300x times as likely to commit aggravated assault" thing
>>78616843
Good thing I'm not a white man
>>78616843
jokes on them. I never leave my dojo without my katana.
>>78616798
Born to take up the bum
>>78616843
based
Why do some people don't like california?
Is not a bad place
>>78616885
you will swing on the day of the rope for your cowardice
>>78616798
born to worship BWC
>>78616914
mexicans
>>78616920
I don't think that's gonna happen
>>78616843
NEED to see Liz being blacked
>>78616914
poltards have never been to california and assume it's the worst place on earth because of its liberal voting base
Brand New sucks.
Their new album sucks too.
>>78616843
Good thing I never leave home without my nunchaku
>>78615916
Sorry for the late reply, but it sounds lovely lad, I'll see you there. Do you have any qt sisters I can marry?
>>78616914
California's geography is nice but the gun laws suck
>his campus doesn't have concealed carry
>>78617023
hello cletus
>>78617037
I live in Kansas
>>78617023
My state has basically no gun laws, just no suppressors allowed
>>78616968
clack do you think the wwIII topic would be too difficult for a beginner?
>>78617004
no sisters but almost everyone in town is my cousin so I could probably make something work. they are all dutch qts as well
>>78617051
good for you
go here
https://factfinder.census.gov/faces/nav/jsf/pages/community_facts.xhtml
enter in your city
click on race and hispanic origins on the bottom left
click detailed asian population under 2010 census
post results
I don't want a race war but it's the logical conclusion of American identity politics
>>78617077
>no suppressors
lmao'ing at you
you may not like it, but this is the ideal women
>>78616843
>this is the kind of white woman who loves blm
Top fucking kek
>>78616958
Are you sure?
>>78617133
THIS
*focuses my rifle scope on a nonsuspecting /cum/ poster*
hehe
Would you recommend moving to Utah?
>>78616843
if i have a concealed carry and go and get tatted up with swastikas and shit, would I be able to walk around murdering people who inevitably try attacking me?
>>78617169
colorado is 10x cooler
>>78617169
not to a brown person
>>78617169
Not unless your morman
>>78617100
>"America was born in blood. America suckled on blood. America gorged on blood and grew into a giant, and America will drown in blood"
It's the only outcome desu
>>78617086
Wew, sounds perfect. My surname is Dutch (even though my family has been in the UK since 1750), so it'll be like returning to my people. I'll book my plane ticket asap.
>"h-hi anon"
*looks at the scope of your gun*
*smiles*
>>78617100
I'm shaking in my panties
>>78617233
sup
how do i become white?
>>78616793
No
>>78616820
Fuck you
what medicine do you think she takes?
I will move to new york city next year
>>78616933
>This is what w*ite men actullay believe
Hahaha Yeah man Asian women love the BWC just like w*ite women love big nigger dick
>>78617264
live in iceland for 130 years.
>>78617328
why? cities blow dick
move to seattle instead
>>78617264
Wait a few more years until being a spic is unironically considered White in North America
>I like THICC wome-
>>78617231
>tfw my great grandpa took the Van de off the surname
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>78617319
weed
>>78617349
shit taste
>>78617264
you can't, but your grandchildren and possibly children could be
>tfw taking a class with a white kid so the teacher had to pass out bullet proof vests to all of us before he arrived
>>78617390
*Likes and turns on post notifications*
>>78617349
Twiggy is a twig :o
>>78617342
isn't that a city?
>>78617388
ayy
>>78617433
yea but no one lives near the big buildings!
>>78617161
you have more vietnamese than I have people in my city
that's crazy
>>78617470
asians like the PNW
>>78617388
>>78617446
>he fell for the feminist psyop
enjoy masturbating to obese cows, you disgusting idiots
imagine being a nigger
Guys I don't know shit about liquor, but I'm going to be getting a bottle of something.
Tell me what's good, but fairly cheap.
>tfw you're taking a class with a white kid and you see him chewing a stick of gum so you ask if you can get a piece and then he pulls out a pistol
I SAID GUM, DAVID, GUMMM.
>>78617542
Imagine being a nigger or a w*ite
>>78617506
you fell for the homosexual fashion designer psyop to push androgynous women as the sexual ideal
it's quite obvious. homosexuals love designing clothes but they hate the female form. rather than dealing with it, they design clothes for women who look the least like women
basically I'm saying you're gay
>STICC women are superi-
THICC is now the future because America is too fat
>>78617603
cringe worthy "no u" tier post
as expected from a fatty loving brainlet
>>78617603
>>78617634
unf
>>78617546
You shouldn't mess around with us like that
sticc women best women tho
>>78617634
>>78617641
>>78617658
Disgusting animals.
Women are not meant for sex.
>>78617646
>this is a fat women
now I'm laughing
it's okay man, it's 2017. most people don't care if you're gay
how about a girl between sticc and thicc?
>>78617696
Then why do they have a penis shaped hole?
>>78617696
truth
females (male) are for pleasure
>>78617722
>tfw a waifu poster reminds you of a album
waifu posters are good posters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ggD4_z73nM
>>78617702
She's borderline obese, anon.
You've been brainwashed by the feminist media to the point that you can't even tell left from right.
>>78617777
*invites you to dance with me*
man, the homosexual fashion designers really did a number on that poor anon
>>78617777
leet hackr
>>78617822
*initiates Norton*
>>78617888
is vaping redpilled?
>>78617895
unironically yes
>>78617895
only if you think homosexuality is redpilled
brainwashed fatty posters can't appreciate true femininity
they just like big titty fuck cows
truly a brainlet's fetish
>>78617895
it's the most bluepilled thing there is
>>78617353
Just add it back on, sure that's allowed
thought about buying a pack of cigs for the first time in years, but I don't my mouth to taste bad.
>falling for the nicotine jew
>>78617977
idk that seems kinda vain and weird
perfection
I do about 20 daily.
>>78618049
disgusting post
>anon, why do you like fatties?
>>78618016
probably because americans would've said it like "væn dee" and just figured to fuck it off.
>>78617956
>>78617945
>>78618029
>>78618083
disgusting.
twiggy hungry :3
>>78618091
there is a line between fat and thicc.
78618101
thanks for the (You)s
autism
>>78618098
well everyone in my town is vanden or van de or van something. the name was just super long and annoying to write all the time