/brit/

Age of Mythology was good, but for some reason Age of Empires 2 seemed more fun.

>>78588079
kys

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>>78588053
Why wont the handsome man kiss the pretty black girl?!!?!?

>>78588102
You know who it is right?

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arse

>>78588053
Why are there no brits his age with that much hair?

going to put on kings of kings and drift off to sleep i reckon

>>78588125
no, who?

>>78588129
Like Michael Fabricant?

>>78588129
widespread dutch genes probably

>>78588160
stop

>>78588129
plenty of brits have hair

just dodged a fucking hollow point bullet straight to the head. time to get back to wanking myself into oblivion every night

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1503027008958.webm

>>78588159
Thanks for the laugh aha

have a guess at what i'm not clicking

>>78588156
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Vieri

>>78588160
>>78588187
Avantgarde Extreme 55 if you dont wanna click

>>78588180
Umm how did you know it was hollow point sweaty

have a guess at what i won't be searching

>>78588226
This>>78588159

>>78588160
always one that has to take it too far

>>78588240
correct

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>>78585257
That face looks like it should top a nice SHOP 'ZA
>remember that joke brit?

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Caught this Yank snooping around outside

Uncle Luke ain't that great muh niggas.

>>78588226
Job applications

Rolling a bedtime joint (the best kind of joint)

>>78588264
>black eyes
>mongrel caucasoid head

yep, that's a yankee ! ! !

>>78588264
Hey that's my cousin let him go

>>78588281
correct

>>78588250
thought you'd be well into that

JOBSEEKER
CAN OF STRONGBOW
I'M A MESS
DESPERATELY CLUTCHING ON
TO A LEAFLET ON DEPRESSION
SUPPLIED TO ME
BY THE NHS
ITS ANYONES GUESS HOW I GOT HERE
ANYONES GUESS HOW I'LL GO
I SUCK ON A ROLL UP
PULL YOUR JEANS UP
FUCK OFF
I'M GOING HOME

JOBSEEKER!

>>78588284
controversal

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>tfw too sneaky for brits to catch me

Internet has literally gone out

Went to fucking sleep at 10 o clock woke up like clockwork at 2am fucking hate this shite always happens

>>78588343
Nothing to do except smoke a bowlski bro

trump is going to be such a great president if they just let him do his thing.

pet yank is on the loose again
wont hear the end of this from the neighbours

just ate luncheon :/

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wtf i love communism now

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It's beena fun 2 months at home with the UK flag but I move back to Aus in a couple days. Going to have to spend my time being called Bruce and JF for having a foreign flag and not being able to just mould into anonymity again like usual.

Hardest part about being an expat is never really belonging anywhere.

When I was a young man I carried me pack
And I lived the free life of the rover
From the Murray's green basin to the dusty outback
I waltzed my Matilda all over
Then in 1915 my country said: Son,
It's time to stop rambling, there's work to be done
So they gave me a tin hat and they gave me a gun
And they sent me away to the war

And the band played Waltzing Matilda
When the ship pulled away from the quay
And amid all the tears, flag waving and cheers
We sailed off for Gallipoli

daily reminder to brush your teeth before bed

190kg hasn't been the same since Swansea started to fade

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here's how bernie sanders can still win

>>78588378
Except our country you twat

>>78588378
Fuck off bruce

>>78588378
fuck off proto bruce

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doing a rorkeish listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqXAW2snGMI

>>78588390
hmmm

>>78588397
>>78588400
good posts

>>78588381
never do this because i never know when im going to stop eating before deciding to sleep

https://www.xvideos.com/video27707555/povbitch_blanche_bradburry_luxury_pussy_fucked_in_all_ways_by_stranger

trust me you lads NEED to watch this

tried listening to that jobseeker song and it wasn't my cup of tea

>expat
cute that white people don't like calling themselves immigrants

girl confided in me that she'd been raped by 2 guys on our second date, i broke up with her by text after i dropped her off

night night /brit/! x

>>78588430
link

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It well I remember that terrible day
When our blood stained the sand and the water
And how in that hell they call Suvla Bay
We were butchered like lambs at the slaughter
Johnny Turk, he was ready, he primed himself well
He rained us with bullets, and he showered us with shell
And in five minutes flat, we were all blown to hell
He nearly blew us back home to Australia

And the band played Waltzing Matilda
When we stopped to bury our slain
Well we buried ours and the Turks buried theirs
Then it started all over again

>>78588400
>Stealing my proto gimmick

Chav cunt

>>78588442
good night

>>78588450
not your fucking gimmick fuck off ive been saying it for ages

>>78588435
you didn't notice it happening at the time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqtsHQQsIMc&ab_channel=SBTV%3AMusic

Who trap here?

wonder if im a proto 'cide statistic

Girl I'm dating has problems taking my dick.

Never really had this issue before, always been told I'm 'hung' and have always been the talk of girls, but this is depressing, lads.

Why do we have to tolerate leafs on here?

>>78588444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1les61ahgK0

>>78588472
Hitting cervix or tearing her?

>>78588460
nah she was raped years ago, but she told me on our second date

feel like shit, but she didn't even want me to touch her. not a single finger

>tfw from the Commonweaelth of the Britain Kingdom

>>78588472
I sometimes trip over my dick or accidentally step on it, it's well annoying m8

>>78588459
m8 I've been saying it for aeons before you were even born fuck right off

>>78588472
r/humblebrag

>>78588498
jog on pseudo proto yank

>>78588412
Not nice watching a team prepare for a lower division

you know how we have national lotteries... well there should be global lotteries. the entire planet betting in a big pool. the winners would become billionaires and trillionaires. imagine giving someone a trillion dollars (pre tax of course). i would buy up a couple of pacific islands and would start my own country, maybe start a couple of wars.

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the gf

thoughts?

>>78588472
how big

>>78588493
penis cant reach the cervix unless its unnaturally long you idiot, hes probably too big and isnt using enough lube

>>78588494
well yeah makes sense. clearly damaged goods and doesnt deserve love

>>78588472
My dick isn't very thick but it's long as hell. Can't do some of the normal positions because it smacks her cervix and she rolls over in pain. It fuckin sucks, would prefer a chode over a thinish long one

>>78588513
>>78588512
who are you even talking to? reply to me. did i do the right thing?
>>78588494

>>78588472
Didn't happen

>>78588513
How big is her cock?

>>78588522
bit of a jump

>>78588513
shes qt... like, i can i can see why you're fucking her.

>go on /r/amiugly
>good looking guy asks
>you're average
>5/10
>nothing special
>fat ugly girls post
>oh you're so cute :3
>7/10 :3

literally why is this happening?

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>>78588160
germans innit

>>78588540
cyberpussy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8hmSZRzhIA

howling

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>>78588513
very good

>>78588517
It absolutely can. You're just a virgin.

>>78588505
Stealing even more of my gimmick I cannot believe this. I'd expect this from a Yank but wow. Wow.

>>78588528
>who are you even talking to? reply to me. did i do the right thing?
how about you fuck off and let me post what i want you autistic fucking yankoid

>>78588540
god you're so obsessed
if you were actually secure in your so-called good looks, you wouldn't think about it so often.

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>>78588570
terrible attempt at whatever you're doing

>>78588472
ah yes, it's the paki babestation noises nonce again.

spot you a mile off, abdul

>>78588580
>babestation noises
what

>>78588517
Aren't cervixes only 4 or 5 inches deep?
What are you, a virgin?

>>78588472
lol everyone here is a cervix peeler mate it seems. But for real just learn to use less of your dick

>>78588552
even this now: https://www.reddit.com/r/amiugly/comments/6v58f6/19m_have_always_had_low_self_esteem/

that guy is ugly, but people are like :3!!!!!!!!!!!!

no.

>>78588575
exemplary post

>>78588472
haha big dick twats btfo

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>>78588517

>>78588523
As a dicklet I'm going to kindly ask you to fuck off

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>>78588605
yes, it's everyone else that it wrong, not you

>>78588493

Hit the cervix everytime and I'm not even fully in.
Always use enough lube and she's always wet enough, do I just quit it?

>>78588515
Just under 9 inches erect and 6 in circumference.

>>78588580

Haven't posted here in months. Tell me the story.

got some 30s song stuck in my head and I haven't got a clue what it is

It's Italian/Spanish and probably advert music

>>78588628
hum it and ill give it a go

@78588625
you know the story, you gormless little paki,

no one is fooled

Guys I just asked my mom and she said penises can definitely reach the cervix. Drop it

To lull me back to sleep should I get up and eat something or read a book?

ah yes the /brit/ users who makes incorrect and dumb assumptions about other posters is here

ah yes germany indeed yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow1nHW4j_8o

yank's mum here, can confirm i said that

>>78588651
honestly dont you cunt im not even him i asked a simple question
spastics these days i swear

I wanted to take a moment to congratulate Emilia Clarke for her fucking great performance tonight on GOT.
She's gotten a lot of shit over the years, mainly due to the writing of her character which, lets face it, has been less than stellar for these past few seasons. Her scene tonight was absolutely heartbreaking, and quite possible one of my favorite acting moments I've seen in 7 seasons. The pain on her face as she watches Viserion die...you see the evaporation of her armor and her sense of invulnerability in that moment. And when she began to break down, and tell Jon that she was barren...you really got to see her a different light, an actual mother, instead of just referring to herself as one. Just brilliant.

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>willy too large to be fetishised for being small
>willy to small to be fetishised for being large

>>78588554
it really should be like this. i've said it before and i'll say it again, something i want everyone in america, and indeed, the world to know. the best way to solve issues between people who disagree politically is to just get together, have a discussion, maybe do a little coke, and fuck.

there should be national holidays where we encourage people to just get together and make love. and if people aren't getting laid enough on the free market, well, we can get them welfare hookers. state paid prostitutes that are beyond top notch, like, a really good program. no virgin left behind. we'll improve every aspect of americans sexual lives and we'll tighten borders. i want to call this the make america cum again act.

the names rivia...
geralt of rivia.

Don't really like any of you
only come here to be obnoxious and argue with people

>>78588620
so you think he's good looking then?

absoute joke

>>78588625
I'm not too much smaller than you and have had this problem with some girls, but not all. It's very very rare that I can go balls-deep in a girl though, I think it mainly depends on the position.

Has she specifically told you the discomfort is coming from you hitting her cervix?

how would women even get pregnant if your penis couldn't reach the cervix

>>78588684
Just move to South Korea

@78588677
abdul we know who you are, drop the act

>>78588605
He has features girls like his jawline and is not a fat fuck like you

>>78588691
i mean the ratings are inflated a bit, but I wouldnt say he's ugly as such

>>78588696
sperm is fired out of your penis at a high speed

>>78588683
yeah, shes really hot

>>78588708
VERY good post

>>78588605
That guy literally is average, he has acne and a big nose m8

>>78588696
You punch her in the stomach, the pressure change drives the sperm up. Thought this was common knowledge

So many fucking ugly people in the world

Jesus Christ, trash...

>>78588708
lmfao how does he have a jawline?

ok nice bait actually.

>>78588715
eh he's too beta looking

>>78588556
whats pumping dugs mean

>>78588696
ok when you cum in girls the jizz literally swims up her pussy and kinds of looks for her cervix like little detectives. they're very crafty and smart

>>78588693

She hasn't told me any specifics, just that 'it hurts.'

I'll have to ask her.

Lying on /brit/ is always the best way to get (You)s

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>>78588761
not beta to women apparently

>>78588741
that would shoot the sperm back out you idiot. you have to squeeze her as you're cumming and then release

>>78588766
is that why whites are smarter than blacks? they have short penises that don't reach the cervix, so they need smart sperm?

>>78588767
its not like she could describe it to you in any meaningful way

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gf just sent me this

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>>78588394
I love my country, but life has lead me to living in Australia.

>>78588397
I'm a taff

>>78588400
no

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Which Pepe would you say accurately sums up your feelings right about now?

>>78588802
north wales right?

>>78588786
Blacks have small dicks

>>78588777
prob fat munters I wouldn't even look at irl

Mario Seven, d-du-was the one I played? I dunno let's check it out

>>78588793
>>78588767
Send her a diagram of the female reproductive system and ask her to point to where it hurts

>>78588556
i dont get this meme

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>>78588806

>>78588767
Did you pop her cherry? If not, it could be scar tissue on her hymen causing pain from stretching.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13760551
http://www.strawpoll.me/13760551
http://www.strawpoll.me/13760551

LIFE DEFINING MIDTHREAD PAOULLL
LIFE

E
F
I
N
I
N
G

http://www.strawpoll.me/13760551
http://www.strawpoll.me/13760551
http://www.strawpoll.me/13760551

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>>78588812
That's the one

>>78588761
he also has a good hairline, all he needs is to hit gym and his jawline is fine

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>>78588806

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>>78588806
>When someone steals your gimmick

have an average pen0r and have encountered girls too tight for myself in the past

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>>78588806

>>78588836
kek has it been 2 months already you were posting about your plane and stopover(?) just the other day
time flies eh will enjoy calling you a kangaroo fucked have fun mate

>>78588737
i actually think he's a 4.5/10

so below average

I Vow To Thee can turn anyone into a British nationalist

sonics really boring

Oneitis flaring up badly
Thinking about a 'de

>>78588786
white peoples genes drive them to work hard because they lived in cold climates that were harsh and those who didn't plan ahead died so white people are better at building a world and advancing society. most respected white people are those who have build something from the ground up and achieved success.

black people lived in comfy warmers countries and didn't have to plan ahead as much so they spent most of their time having fun. eating coconuts, making up tribal songs, dressing up in fun tribal outfits. thats why they most respected black people tend to be entertainers. and thats also why black people tend to look cool even when they're wearing ridiculous things or saying ridiculous things. they're impervious to looking like dorks.

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>>78588893
who

>>78588878
obsessed that he is still better looking than you? Bet you'd let him shove his dick in your ass

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>>78588806

>yanks come into thread
>immediately start talking about black cocks

like pottery

hate having my picture taken

wish I could live and work in foreign countries too

seems so fascinating but so complicated

>>78588918
what's stopping you

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>>78588806
me pretty soon

>>78588923
Jews

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>>78588806

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>>78588806

>>78588931
same brother, same

my gf and i met this black stallion the other night... lets just say i got to see them have a LOT of fun. MASSIVE night, heh

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>>78588806

reminder the jews control everything everywhere

>>78588893
hello eggman

can't slee@p wtf

would you kindly

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would you

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anime

>>78588980
eww

would

>>78588980
Dunno what carning the pies entails so probably not.

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going to sleep
nighty night x

>>78588185
good megumi

whats the biggest subway you've ever eaten?
6' here

>>78588997
>anime posters aren't nonc-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJK2Wg-UntU


bahahah

>>78588980
actually have seen this woman irl

was like seeing a celebrity
also seen stroke guy from the football crowd webm

>>78588980
can safely say no

>>78589009
kek is she a tramp or a what

>>78589006
one time i ate 3-4 blackbread subway footlongs at once

>>78589019
I don't think she's a tramp, if she was I'd have seen her more often than I have. Just a bad meff who only hydrates using carling and probably some mental deficiencies

she has a sister that looks a lot like her too

All gimmicks are shit that's why they're called gimmicks

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wouId you

>>78589006
I gave your nan a big sub bigger than 6 inches

>>78589008
>you aren't attractive at all thanks to that horrible growler you have

pissing and screaming rn

>>78588980
Wonder what her cup size is

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playing fifa right now desu lads

>>78588989
what is with this art style. it's like some bizarre children's book shit

>>78589067
What is this gay ass picture

>>78589067
pedo nonce twat

>>78588989
>so you be sayin
>i gotta pay dis mowgij
>uddawys i cayn stay in dis house?
>sheeeeit dass some ypipo evil sheeit there dawg

>>78589008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvXzfJcZJ40

this is a good 'un

>>78589087
>>78589088
ummm im 20 sweetie

>>78589135
more x

>>78589096
This is 10xs worse than any Scottish tweet I've ever read

>>78589171
damn truck boys

>>78589171
good lads

>>78589171
middle one looks like a paki

>>78589138
of what?

>>78589194
so

>>78589189
Wew

>>78589189
CORR DOING A GANDER

>>78589171
cant argue with that

Need to up my anti depressants dosage

>>78589189
blimey
someone call the yanny

>>78589229
stop taking that crap
it will break your brain

>>78588983
y th fuk u stil awak

janny get in here before any fuckhead gets an idea

>>78589253
Kaz

i'm already broken

>>78589292
>was a furry
I knew it

>>78589140
i'm scottish and am reposting it off my twitter

>>78589275
When something's broken do you throw it out or try to fix it?

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>>78589292
Good facts, I learned a lot.

>>78589325
Therapists are a racket

>>78589325
I rub my dick on it.

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>why yes m'lady
>I am afflicted with the terrible mental illness know as "depression"
>I'm just so deep and brooding about life I can't smile anymore

>>78589262
why are YOU awake

>>78589342
What do you do when your dick is broken

who here booozagoolao

>>78589359
hasn't happened yet

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>>78589343

>>78589357
cos went slep at 10pm
y r u wak
answer now.

>>78589359
dick cast. i had one for a while, nobody wanted to sign it though, not even mom

>>78589382
because i didnt go to bed yet

Does the alt right have a large presence in the UK?

>>78589405
What a bitch eh

>>78589414
y

>>78589421
i called her a bitch to her face after she refused to put her signature on my dick cast

>>78589420
no

>>78589466
Good man

get those animals
*clap*
out on the arky arky

>>78589514
her face is weird
looks inbred

>>78589431
I'm in bed

>>78589523
poof

>at a burger joint in the capital with the lads
>some guys 2 tables over talking about the rednecks aka us
>nope didnt say anything
Hehe sure showed them

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>>78589525

>>78589548
hvað ertu að tala úm

>>78589548
You should have done this
┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

>>78589548
How is it possible for Iceland to have rednecks when your country is so tiny?

>>78589514
elbows too pointy, knees slightly asymmetric, all around i'd pass

>>78589563
fat cat!

>>78589171
good buds

>>78589525
Post jammies

>>78589587
Does your town not have guys with lips full of tobacco who own a truck, a sled, a dirtbike that is always on the truck and a beamer just to do burnouts?
That's icelandic rednecks

>>78589570
Dælum í okkur sterum já þú veist hvað við gerum

>>78589633
We have that but it's a province, called Alberta.

Jokes aside yes, didn't think that kind of culture would be on a tiny island half way across the world too though.

>>78589633
I wish our rednecks had sleds

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Who /SKY News Sunrise/ with /our Isabel/ here?

Any good examples of autistic qts on the ol' 'outube

>>78589666
Money pit hobby wish I had spent it on a drift car
>>78589662
Anything outside the capital is like alberta then

>>78589548
Buy me an airplane ticket I'll go over and sort them out

NEED Emma Watson to defecate in my mouth.

Her new vid is up, how can she be so pretty and so smart?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5ssE4ohj3Y&t=1s

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A number of writers have claimed that Francis Bacon, the English philosopher, attained the Ascension and became the Ascended Master Saint Germain.

In the Ascended Master Teachings, Ascended Masters are believed to be spiritually enlightened beings who have regained full union with their "Mighty I AM Presence."

In the 20th century in the United States, a number of cult organizations began making the claim that Francis Bacon had never died.

They believed that soon after completing the "Spear Shaker" plays, he had feigned his own death, eventually attaining his physical Ascension. Their belief is that Bacon took on the name "Saint Germain".

Saint Germain was a European adventurer. In order to deflect inquiries as to his origins, he claimed he was 500 years old. Voltaire to sarcastically dub him "The Wonderman". Prince Charles of Hesse-Kassel considered Germain to be "one of the greatest philosophers who ever lived".

>>78589679
Let me check my autistic qt's on the ol' outube folder for you

>>78589679
girl covers herself in peanut butter

this really made me think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My8TPTMzsv0

want to move to iceland to shag all the mums

listen up, fellow americans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EiUjcu_Dw0

>>78589714
How do normal people attain such command over their farts?

>>78589721
I refuse.

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>>78588806

>>78589714
She's committed the act of fart rape

>>78589739
Yank

>talking to a lad in a parking lot
>both in our own cars
>he says he's going to be checking out a car he is thinking about buying
>other guy pulls up
>2005 subaru WRX
>No joke the biggest drug dealer in a 200km radius
>immediately start the car and drive away
Wew that was spooky

Screen just went orange

>>78589721
Give me the basic gestalt on this.

>Last gf fell for me at first sight and dumped her boyfriend to pursue me
>ditched the girl I was shagging to get with her
>dumped her a year ago and got /fit/
>not one sniff of female romantic attention since

What the fuck lads

>>78589774
having watched it, just wanted to share

>>78589768
why don't all the dealers get arrested? surely everyone knows who they are

IRISH SUBHUMAN

>>78589768
Idk why you would be scared of anything except bears in iceland

>>78589694
Belter poet too:
The world’s a bubble; and the life of man less than a span.
In his conception wretched; from the womb so to the tomb:
Curst from the cradle, and brought up to years, with cares and fears.
Who then to frail mortality shall trust,
But limns the water, or but writes in dust.

Yet, since with sorrow here we live oppress’d, what life is best?
Courts are but only superficial schools to dandle fools:
The rural parts are turn’d into a den of savage men:
And where’s a city from all vice so free,
But may be term’d the worst of all the three?

Domestic cares afflict the husband’s bed, or pains his head:
Those that live single, take it for a curse, or do things worse:
Some would have children; those that have them none; or wish them gone.
What is it then to have no wife, but single thralldom or a double strife?

Our own affections still at home to please, is a disease:
To cross the sea to any foreign soil, perils and toil:
Wars with their noise affright us: when they cease,
W’ are worse in peace:
What then remains, but that we still should cry,
Not to be born, or being born, to die.

>talking to a lad in a zoo
>both in our own cars
>he says he's going to be checking out a car he is thinking about buying
>other guy pulls up
>2006 subaru WRX
>No joke the biggest drug dealer in a 500km radius
>immediately start the car and drive away backwards
Wow that was spoopy

BBEEEETTTTTOOOOOOOO

bete beto
nadie te quiere

>>78589694
Neat

it's vete

>>78589801
The police is soo bad at doing their job no joke

im 5'9" and male medium is bit too small for me nowadays

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The Baconian theory of Shakespearean authorship holds that Francis Bacon wrote the plays which were publicly attributed to William Shakespeare.

"Shakespeare" was represented as a group of writers, including Francis Bacon, Ben Jonson, Sir Walter Raleigh and Edmund Spenser.

Shakespearean scholar Horace Howard Furness, wrote that "Had the plays come down to us anonymously – had the labour of discovering the author been imposed upon future generations – we could have found no one of that day but Francis Bacon to whom to assign the crown. In this case it would have been resting now upon his head by almost common consent."

Francis Bacon often gathered with the men at Gray's Inn to discuss politics and philosophy, and to try out various theatrical scenes that he admitted writing.

Baconians have also argued that Shakespeare's works show a detailed scientific. literary, and geographical knowledge that, they claim, only Bacon could have possessed. The son of an illiterate glove-maker could not have attained this wide degree of learning.

>>78589872
But did you know Shakespeare was actually a black jew?

>>78589872
i thought shakespear was a black woman?

where's the new?
>>78589837
fantastic post

>>78589894
>>78589899
just remembered that I actually proposed the theory that shakespeare was black in secondary school and I'm cringing so hard right now

DIGIMON

>>78589824
Im not joking you fuck
His posts in the drug groups stuck out so much

>>78589909
what was your evidence

>>78589776
WHY BOOOYS WHYYYY

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>More than 4,000 police will guard Thailand’s Supreme Court on Friday when judges announce a verdict in the case of ousted prime minister Yingluck Shinawatra, accused of negligence over a costly rice subsidy policy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unt5JDklnX0
wilcam ta lemmy's show

>>78589917
>shakespeare
>shake speare
>africans shake spears

simple

>>78589849
b t

>>78589922
ctkab

>>78589917
can't remember

>>78589930
wat

>>78589938>>78589930
oh nvm
*sips coffee*

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>>78589914
Pic

Read an article saying the Secret Service can't afford to protect Trump past September with their current level of funding.

>no early new
Hmm

tkab

want to slowly slice away the skin from thailads face and tenderly rub salt into the exposed tissue

MI6 IS HERE