/brit/

kys

>>78585218
I would fuck her

What's the longest holiday I can go on solo next summer for about £1500- £2000?

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need a qt short haired gf to cuddle

arsehole hurts a bit

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the jewish gf

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lads rate this piccy I took in Tokyo please

plymouth is actually an alright place

>>78585256
mines bleeding x

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>>78585156
wow, real funny
NOT

>>78585261
Mick and Rorkey

the girls draped up in clothes worth multiple salaries have forced sex with people for monetary compensation in huge rich mansion parties
model agencies play the middle men

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>Since to be a body is to move, it must be asked what it is to move. If it is to change place, then what is place? Isn’t this determined by reference to bodies? If to move is to be transferred from the vicinity of one body to another body, the question returns, what is body? Thus body will be inexplicable, that is, impossible, unless motion can be explained without body entering into its definition. It is no good saying that to move is to change space, when we have concluded that there is no distinction between space and body. So what in the end are body and motion really, if we are to avoid this circle?

>>78585271
omg mine too!!

>>78585259
good but far too small and you havent done nowt to it

Is 70kg too skinny for 5'11?

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the aesthetic

>>78585257
Disgusting

>>78585257
>fee
do they ever stop thinking about money

>>78585240
The objective was to send them into exile, not murder them all

its funny because in every city or town where the PIRA had a presence they where out doing raids that entire night. My da told me about a group of armed men walking into his estate and kicking down the door of his neighbours.

>>78585293
too fat

i spray my toilet with blood every morning 2bh. too scared to see a doctor though.

>>78585297
these just look like really shit generic baddies in some PS2 game

>>78585282
the Korean gf got offered """sponsorship""" once, she turned it down and got with me, a nobody with a big willy haha

Why don't you get fucked?

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anime

>>78585293
No I'm 143 pounds and 5ft 10(.5) and look great

>>78585317
is it dark or light?

>>78585317
how much do you drink? less drinking means less blood for me

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>>78585228

>>78585328
the economy is in shambles

>>78585292
thanks lad

the original file is about 10mb but I scaled it down to post here

was she a true talent or just eye candy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB8--PFAJDE

>>78585328
I had sex yesterday :3

>>78585358
old news

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>>78585344
i thought being an alcoholic is illegal in germany

>>78585340
black

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cant wait to die

>>78585293
I'm 6'3 and weigh 65kg lol

>>78585327
they are drugged and have degrading sex models are the easiest targets for prostitution yet no one ever talks about it publicly or denounces it

>>78585390
skeletor

anyone fancy a rim?

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>Therefore, it is obvious from this that from the phenomena of change of situation alone we can never have any certain knowledge of absolute motion and rest. But if absolute motion cannot be discerned from other phenomena, not even by those to whom all phenomena have been revealed, it follows that motion and rest taken absolutely is an empty name, and whatever is real in them consists only in relative change. For since no hypothesis can be refuted with respect to others through certain demonstration, even by someone who is omniscient, it follows that none is false with respect to others. That is (since they cannot be consistent) all are false, nor can they be admitted except as different appearances of the same thing, that is, as optical tricks, like an eye placed now in one, now in another position.

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>>78585259
here's one I took while walking home shitfaced

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>I'm 6'3 and weigh 65kg lol

>>78585409
>gif
fuck off

>>78585391
I unironically knew a lad who got blacklisted from modelling because he refused to suck some blokes cock

everyone just assumes they have a great life because they're attractive, or they don't care about their hardship because again, they're attractive

>>78585357
download VSCO app, 'buy' some of their free filters, slap it on the original file and it will look like any other japan photo of /wg/

>>78585409
>gif
fuck off

>>78585379
might want to see a doctor lad
dark means the blood is coming from higher in your digestive tract i think

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>I mix metric and imperial units

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>>78585377
pretty much standard course as far as I know m8

>butterfaced cute
>right proportions
>doesn't seem overtly smart
>cool with the brownies and blackies

babs really is /ourgal/ innit la?

>>78585464
but the entire country does this

>>78585432
yeah
when in fact most of them have drug problems, mental issues and live quite a recluse life with no one around them they could actually trust
the sex thing is less present in male modelling but women have it rough. some girls you see walking on the catwalk will have 2 cocks in her mouth while she's passed out later on that day

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>>78585415
very nice, almost reminds me of Daido Moriyama

>>78585432
hot

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this looks shopped lmao

lol you can just tell how joe gets increasingly pissed at Alex Jones as their podcast goes on

going to start microdosing marijuana

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gimmick idea: blood sharting, or blarting

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>>78585492
is that the bouncer

>>78585432
she could always get a normal job and live life happily because shes attractive

>>78585467
you mean that barbara model? how is she a butterface you insane bender

>>78585492
Ah yes baz, kubrikovic and garry

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MONEY

>>78585379
you are bleeding internally you fucking idiot. if you go to bed you could wake up dead

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>>78585467
what a prat you must be

>>78585518
maybe i want that

>>78585505
bet he could heem you into the stratosphere

>>78585508
>>78585532

ye, barbara palvin the one in the OP

yes she is

>>78585509
kek

literally just had sex and feel like killing myself

>>78585518
he's fine trust me
it's black because of feces

>>78585516
is that t money?

>>78585492
village idiot, child killer, gay

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qt
dutch
clock making
girls

chronik - blaze more dan u

>>78585585
that guy has definitely squeezed the life out of people

>>78585532
go make some more shitty threads on /int/
sick of you waifuspamming in /brit/

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need

really, really, really, really, really wish i could get rid of my gay thoughts and be normal

Trump isn't perfect but he just wants to empower humanity

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>>78585606
there's only one way out

>>78585585
pasta man

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>>78585603
that's someone else, I don't make threads only post webms and make barbara editions for brit

>>78585572
looks like a yank mutt
whats the back story

>>78585585
lad on the very right certainly has some bad habits alright

>>78585606
being gay is accepted these days

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>Concerning bodies I can demonstrate that not merely light, heat, color and similar qualities are apparent but also motion, figure and extension. And that if anything is real, it is solely the force of acting and suffering, and hence that the substance of a body consists in this (as if in matter and form). Those bodies, however, which have no substantial form, are merely phenomena or at least only aggregates of the true ones.

>>78585492
Who the fuck is the centre guy lmao

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the so called 'leg'

>>78585604
formally sneed

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had to wear 3 pairs of sunglasses to see the eclipse today lads

>>78585585
Jesus

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this pussy has a huge dick

Getting a naughty 666 lads x

british people wear their tightest white shirt and black trousers in the "club" and get drunk on expensive vodka they cannot really afford on a weekly basis before finishing the night with a kebab full of mahmood's spit
weird people the lot of them but i respect their actions

>>78585596
nonironiquement tue-toi pd

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>>78585658
pussy

dare to dream...

>>78585585
any 'man' who wears a nose ring can be heemed easily

>>78585668
Im more of a glens vodka and ecstasy man myself

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me and my friend :)

>>78585585
that man is not british

>>78585261
*bookmarked for later*

>>78585415
I was too drunk that night to remember taking it but I suspect it was an attempted selfie with the camera facing the wrong way or something

or it was a deliberate piece of fine art photography, you decide

>>78585668
exactly

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simple as

seriously feel a tiny bit like killing myself

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHRnvjCkTsw

Hello

>>78585715
fake and gay (and scottish)

>>78585723
why do you think im a creep just because im ugly

>>78585723
fingered you outside a club in navan a few years back

>>78585709
MAIS TUE-TOI PUTAIN
>>78585720
puis toi aussi...
(kys too)

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<3 lauren

>>78585723
post willy

>>78585733
redundant

>>78585715
HAHA ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS WRITTEN IN A SCOTISH ACCENT BUT ON NO OTHER MERIT HAHA

>>78585723
bet you're overweight like all the other girls

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>>78585747
was literally just about to post this

little sadcase getting angry because other people like music he doesn't like

CHOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxN4nKk2cfk

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rate my pig

all jannies are bastards

>>78585780
1 2 4 3

>>78585776
>>78585778
kill
your
selves

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>Strictly speaking, one can say that no created substance exerts a metaphysical action or influx on any other thing. For, not to mention the fact that one cannot explain how something can pass from one thing into the substance of another, we have already shown that from the notion of each and every thing follows all of its future states. What we call causes are only concurrent requisites, in metaphysical rigor. This is also illustrated by our experience of nature. For bodies really rebound from others through the force of their own elasticity, and not through the force of other things, even if another body is required in order for the elasticity (which arises from something intrinsic to the body itself) to be able to act.

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>>78585780
BLORGGGGGGGGGGG

St Elliot is my shepard

>>78585791
sad!

>>78585782
*crushes its head with the heel of my boot*
sorted your rodent problem out mate x

>>78585778
chooner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNSyc8Us1MU

>>78585720

More like this

Not Can I kick it? though

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>>78585636
quick rundown

>her name is lois
>from utrecht
>23 years old
>is a tour guide at a museum for self-playing instruments
>also is doing an apprenticeship for clock/watch making and restoration
any more questions?

imagine actually allowing a disgusting swine in your house

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>>78585747
<3

>>78585793
*all the puke lands on the slags and dissolves them*

>>78585808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VwfYCFYZws

>>78585815
3 2 4 5 6 1

>>78585806
superior choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyKcZb5LufE

>>78585827
even her too? damn

the double bass sample that opens one of ATCQ album's is legendary simple as

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>>78585484
it's part of a set

>>78585854
nice
wish they'd finished it 2bh

>>78585827
2 1

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Just a heads up lads x

>>78585827
DELETE THIS!!!!!

ban rap

>>78585874
aaaaaaaaaaah yes fake fowards from grandma

the low end theory one of the best albums of all time

>>78585894
the look of sheer terror on her face haha

it's clearly photoshopped you numpties

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>>78585874

>>78585867
>>78585854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6TLWqn82J4

>>78585917
3 4 6 1 5 2

>>78585254
You could come to my house for a week for $1000 CDN also you have to cook for me.

>>78585917
state of are women (britain and ireland)

continental women dont cake themselves in makeup or dress like tramps because they're naturally beautiful

Just swallowed a weed gummy bear

>>78585972
not true

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>>78585874

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx8M1hDAGHI

just found out im gay lads

>>78585254
west africa

>>78585995
so what now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFbqnctad9c

>>78585972
women do it everywhere, you just see more of the worst because you live here

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off to the kitchen lads
want another slice of pizza

>>78585972
desu its not that irish women are ugly its that 5/10s think they're 8/10

>>78586041
fat bastard

anyone remember the cuckio meme

hmmm reckon i should make me dinner but i cant be arsed
i'll just go to sleep and eat tomorrow

>>78586041
might get a two for tuesday tomorrow

Why is it so hard to find a white, short-hair gf who isn't ugly?

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cheers lads, about to knock this down

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Just went for a pull of my trusty e cigarette when a large globule of e juice projected violently down my throat

anyone remember the why is he walking towards the camera meme

just found out the age of consent is *14* in germany?? always thought it was 14 if you're under 18, but 16 if you're over.

>>78586011
Sad to see the regression of the black man by looking at the comments

>>78586092
how did you find my glass of piss

>>78586080
why is it so hard to find a gf

When's Tim getting sectioned?

wicky-wicky-wicky-wicky

FUCK THE PO-LICE COMIN STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND, YOUNG NIG-

*gets tackled by the vice-principal*

hate my job
no prospects for a better one

might go back to being NEET then do an ol' 'cide further down the road once the regret and self loathing become too much to take

is there an Alt-Wrong?

>>78586150
hang in there liam
whats your job

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... Expecting Cipher hacks on my iDroid ...

>>78586137
because you're not even trying
else you would have landed one

>>78586137
It's not really that hard to find a gf if your standards are rock-bottom

>>78586113
who the fuck cares
nonce

>>78586143
dude! i am SO choking on vape clouds right now! i will KILL you lmao!

*gropes your weasel neck aggressively, slowly draining the colour out of your emaciated cheeks*

>>78586080
short hair isn't very feminine so most of the pretty girls are afraid of wearing them

>>78586137
everything is hard if you don't even try

>>78586092
You look 14 "lad"

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PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP

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>Since everything is connected because of the plenitude of the world, and since each body acts on every other body, more or less, in proportion to its distance, and is itself affected by the other through reaction, it follows that each monad is a living mirror, which represents the universe from its own point of view.

>We experience within ourselves a state in which we remember nothing and have no distinct perceptions; this is similar to when we faint or when we are overwhelmed by a deep, dreamless sleep when there is a great multitude of small perceptions in which nothing is distinct, we are stupefied. This is similar to when we continually spin in the same direction several times in succession, from which arises a dizziness that can make us faint and does not allow us to distinguish anything.

>>78586166
bet even that wouldn't help some of the runtoids here

>>78586076
can't say I care very much, espèce de bougnole
>>78586113
yeah, best thing about Germany
t. had sex at 14 with 26yo woman only after she found out it was legal

>>78586174
if i was a nonce surely i would have known about this already. i just looked it up because someone asked me and was surprised

wonder if I can blag another glass of wine from me mam's box of wine without her noticing

>>78586162
i'm not liam (pronounced "lime")
he's NEET

my job is hanging various size metal parts on a chain that moves through an oven then a paint booth then back out

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>>78586188
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

>>78586165
true
but i dont really know how i would try except for tinder which i dont like

>>78586206
>t. had sex at 14 with 26yo woman only after she found out it was legal
literally living the dream, but i don't believe a word of it

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lads
i thought the medieval times came before the roman empire haha

>>78586218
grim

Who /starting uni/ this September?

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>>78586245
good post

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ree

>>78586257
its shite lad dont get your hopes up

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https://youtu.be/AFGiZT-MnI4

still howl at this

>>78586249
it's true but it's not a dream if she's ugly
t. the gaI had sex with at 14 was a fattie who believed in chemtrails

>>78586257
just graduated

Went on a date the other night and I couldn't stop myself from mocking and imitating the girl. It was completely reflexive.

Might have a problem.

>>78586257

Nah but I happen to be a third year.

>>78586279

Don't listen to this pleb, will be the best experience of your life.

what are some tips for being good in bed....

>>78586289
you were raped lad

>>78586257
aye lad
manny on the map

>>78586290
in what? cock sucking?

the sadcase gets angry when someone talks about rap music

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uzG3woz0FI

>toilet bog fart is the poosident of the united sharts
screeching and weeing

>>78586322
yes

>>78586306
how will it be?
its worse than secondary school by nearly every metric

just had a spider on my face if you can believe that

>>78586287
that line unironically won him the election

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anime

the gf

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1503351580995.webm

anal sex with olive oil

>>78586347
That's no spoidah, that's my wife!

>>78586328
weird

>>78586337

t. loner who sat in his room in halls while everyone went out and had fun

>>78586257
yes, but doing a masters so not really.
though I havn't been for a while so kinda, but not really.

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just watched this German film
thought they had no humour this was hilarious

>>78586331
damn

imagine somebody wanted to kill themselves so they just did like


thousands of mgs of cocaine in one night

>>78586347
i believe you

Koalas are useless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdHQPp7d8RQ

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wonder what helpful tips Brett Maverick will bring me this time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62bmcnePkq0

>>78586358
i would love to give a gf a pussy massage

what uni you at lads

>>78586389
What are your Koala fications for saying that?

>>78586389
eucalyptus would have taken over the world by now if not for them

>>78586417
Brown

>>78586417
uni of life

>>78586417

ARU

>>78585218
She's flat as fuck and also nice airbrush job to remove the outline of her cooch.

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>>78586358
emily mentioned

scary how brits pay 5 figures for uni they don't even have a diploma that they are aware that they will have to repay a loan

>>78586436
that's a colour

>>78586417
strathclyde x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF9zBLEZbE8

jesus christ mary and joseph

>>78586410
horrid

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>>78586445
urm no sweaty x

Got a notion to watch Dusk Til Dawn but it'll make me wanna wank

>>78586460
nowt wrong with that

>>78586445
post better pics then
>>78586452
scary how French niggers into nigger music post in this thread

>>78586452
conditional loans aren't real money sweety
just stay poor forever and you win

>>78586450
Literally only famous because of nonce mentality

*looks up the meaning of butterface*
>It's not a compliment
oh dear, looks Iike i goofed up

>>78586478
this

>>78586452
>they don't even have a diploma
what

>>78586137
Found the perfect girl and she even likes me too but she's very short (5')

>>78586487
means she has a face so naturally beautiful it could melt butter :)

>>78586375
i didnt move up to uni because i live in dublin
most people here dont move out

>>78586505
why would beauty melt butter

>>78586497
good lad
leave the womanlettes for the manlets

>>78586478
don't they come in and seize your material properties at some point?

>>78586495
i mean they aren't finished with uni that the weight of the loan they have to re pay is already over their heads

>>78586518
because beauty is associated with the searing hot flames of passion :)

hows it feel knowing that the muslims took away your bong?

>>78586497
>>78586375
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>>78586505
THAT would actually make sense>>78586518
Beauty radiates

will be marrying a midget gf not only because she would look about 12 but also to piss off manlets

>>78586445
How do you know it's airbrushed?

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glasgow has a peng station

>>78586417
london met

>>78586526
no, never
you have to earn over 21k before they start taking it back

>>78586526
>i mean they aren't finished with uni that the weight of the loan they have to re pay is already over their heads
it's not, are you aware how it's repaid?

>>78586526
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>>78586520
There's not enough tall women here though. Literally never seen a girl break 6' here and I NEED a 6' gf

>>78586382
aldous huxley had himself injected with lsd on his deathbed (a common dose but maybe that method would be more effective)

>>78586417
game dev at sheffield hallam

>>78586483
>young looking women are considered attractive
well bugger me

>>78586497
womenlets are fine desu
My mam is like 5'2 and me and my brother are 6'0 and 6'2

beating tommy hearns on fight night champion on the hardest difficulty is close to impossible

>>78586540
fingered lauren southern there a week ago xx

>>78586538
'e

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>>78586540
LOOKS HORRID
tear it down for council housing immediately

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>>78586538

>>78586549
not really haha x

>>78586559
>womanlets are fine
>my ma's a womanlet and had 2 manlet sons

>>78586559
the mother is simply a vesicle for the seed

>>78586557
>aldous huxley had himself injected with lsd on his deathbed (a common dose but maybe that method would be more effective)

either the worst or best way to die
maybe i'll have the bollocks to find out when its my turn

>>78586538
My mates gf actually looks about 9
There was a girl in my sixth form I remembered who also looked 7

Not sure what was going on there. some sort of hormone deficiency I guess

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>>78586587
you dont even really feel it

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>That's a lovely car you have there mate, let's hope it'll cover those student loans

>>78586587
righto
so you don't pay anything on earnings up to 21k
then you pay 9% on everything over that
so if you earn £21,100 you pay £9 a year

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>>78586559
>My mam is like 5'2 and me and my brother are 6'0 and 6'2
holy

my mum is the same height as me

>>78586631
if you get a masters and get a student loan for that it goes up to 15%

>>78586539
Like, come on. I've seen enough wet swimsuit pics to know that a lot of cameltoe is visible in them.

>>78586601
Remember meeting some scouse bird on holiday that looked about 10 but her parents kept trying to pimp her out to me anyway because she was actually 19

>>78586647
>>78586647

>>78586618
>>78586631
at least you don't have it too bad i guess
what's your idea on paying for education?

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>>78586601
>tfw no hormone deficient (but legal) gf

>>78586587
you're 50% french and 50% english
but how many % nigger?

>>78586683
but i don't have any english ancestry

>>78586699
ah wrong French anon, sorry excusez-moi messieur, then you're just a full-blooded nigger