almost midnight edition
>>78583495
kys
gf
>at all at all (at all)
Love Jesus
Hate atheistic, pompous, smug, arrogant, sheltered wee Dublin rats
anime
what is sex like before, during, and after the event?
>>78583493
Its bad enough, mostly on the cheeks. Where did you get yours? was it bad? where you struggling much with it before?
going to wank to pregnant bitches and go to sleep goodnight
will awake about 10ish tomorrow a few miles east of chelmsford to enjoy a long leisurely day spent doing whatever i fancy, hopefully the weather's nice for when i mow my vast lawn, at my own pace of course
hate bradley walsh and his smug laugh. always makes me feel insecure
>tfw too smart to fly
>>78583532
very good
its real
babestation
>>78583548
prefer not to say
>>78583568
think I've already read this
>>78583541
Fantastic post
>>78583548
bags of sand
>>78583568
yeah thanks for informing us twice now about your pathetic fetish, no one cared the first time
>>78583548
awkward, quite nice, very awkward
pregnant women are repulsive
>>78583602
>the virgin sex
>>78583574
is this an isis salute?
pregnant women are beautiful
>>78583563
nose and forehead
bit on the cheeks but nothing much
I tried the usual otc face washes but nothing really helped. I was at my GP for another reason, and he said "how do you feel about your acne" and I said I've tried a few facial washes but it didn't help. He gave me a prescription for Oxyteracycline and it worked
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>78583423
>>78583583
SCREAMING
>>78583574
fucking gangster as shit
pregnant women are powerful
>>78583598
lol furious wagie
>>78583634
>>78583568
i see you too are a man of good taste
http://darknipplefetish.tumblr.com/archive
just snuck 2 glasses of wine out of the white wine box which has 3 bottles in it, hopefully that's not a noticeable amount
would you?
https://youtu.be/pCLnUAafPXk?t=29s
As it happens, “travel” has the same etymological root as the French word for work, travail. Both derive from the Latin trepalium, a three-pronged instrument of torture on which the unfortunate victim was impaled. Our words often know more than we do. The torture of work and the torture of travel are one and the same, only the torture assumes different forms.
wish i was funny and witty
>>78583548
good GOOD good
>>78583602
virgin
hate my job
hate my life
no hope of things getting better
might be time for the ol' 'cide
>>78583657
>>78583655
haitiANO?
how do we compete
>>78583652
just buy your parents new wine and drink as much as you want
>>78583668
reminder youre better off than the vast majority of the world
>is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket or are you a tranny
honestly when i see the belly of a 8/9 months pregnant bint i just want to poke it with a blade to see what happens
>>78583695
>>78583682
don't want them to know how much I drink
>>78583696
>concerned black man on the blower.jpeg
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20170817-nasas-ambitious-plan-to-save-earth-from-a-supervolcano
Lying beneath the tranquil settings of Yellowstone National Park in the US lies an enormous magma chamber. It’s responsible for the geysers and hot springs that define the area, but for scientists at Nasa, it’s also one of the greatest natural threats to human civilisation as we know it: a potential supervolcano.
Following an article we published about supervolcanoes last month, a group of Nasa researchers got in touch to share a report previously unseen outside the space agency about the threat – and what could be done about it.
theyre going to cause an eruption
How to easily spot a paki on /brit/
1. Likes Aussies
2. Likes cats
3. Reeeeeeeeees about rorkes all day
>>78583696
>>78583574
>3 pc hacks videos today
at least hes putting in overtime after not doing any of those videos for 3 days in a row
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMb9PF69Ld8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOdfw8b8BJQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJGYr-oMO9Y
>>78583677
no he moved to the states
>>78583693
only if you're a materialist
>>78583719
LITERALLY all me
whats wrong with aussies/why do pakis like them
frozen pizza for dinnydins
>helmut schmacker
>>78583696
i want to see what a uterus looks like when you surgically remove it with the baby still alive inside. bet it's right from alien
>>78583677
the haitiANO meme isnt funny
>>78583734
they have a better life than us
>>78583723
his face is very shiny in the 3rd video
peak shine even
>willy wacker
>Why yes, i am so autistic that i need a reaction IMAGE to express my emotions
real niggas use emojis :D
fuck NEETs really have it so good. i am fucking jelly :(
>>78583687
hes communicating telepathically with the rothschilds in this webm
sharia may and the DUP have really kept out of the news for the past few months
what are they up to? have they agreed on anything?
>>78583723
>>78583775
false flag
>>78583723
jesus christ his face in the third video
why does he think the USA will be much better?
migration is a human right
>the other swede is the jordan peterson dimwit
>>78583803
they wont mess him about
>>78583788
brexit does actually mean brexit except in northern ireland
>>78583723
Business Idea: Sent Tim a fake plane ticket to the USA and watch him break down in the airport
>>78583790
think I have enough tim images now it warrants making a tim folder
>>78583804
Rights aren't real
>>78583788
summer break.
have decided to start bashing my bollocks
>>78583760
That's an emoticon not an emoji you jackeen cunt
>>78583811
jordan peterson is a brainlet
>>78583803
because he's a fucking bagel
business idea: unilaterally lower all tariffs to 0 and make our imports cheaper
>>78583788
things are usually going ok when things are boring
>>78583812
sad he's so delusional
one of the swede is quite well versed in cool stuff and seems like a cool guy if you read this you're cool x
>>78583842
im from the back arse of Cavan lad :S
What did we think lads?
imagine if it were 400 years ago and Trump was king and this petulant leftists carried on insulting and threatening him. he'd have their heads on pikes. lefty runtoids don't realize how good they have it
>>78583832
oh really? how would you feel if i made you my slave
>>78583869
vile bint
>>78583874
*kills you*
I fixed my slavery
fucking nora
he's really going downhill
>>78583829
post your folders
I just have one and it's a mess
suggest one of these yank posters put up Tim in exchange for us kindly allowing them use of our thread
>trump makes it harder to sell cars to the yank market unless they're made in the yank market
>chinese company just buys yank car company
hahaha, you cannot beat the chinese lads, give it up
>>78583723
What if one day it was revealed Tim was a performance artist and someone just yelled "cut!"? How would /brit/ react?
i like to pick my cat up like a baby and kiss her on the cheek, she seems to enjoy it because she just lets it happen like a rape victim
>>78583804
it isnt
>>78583869
peng
>>78583914
what'st are you referring to
>>78583895
lol come at me i'm built like a brick shithouse
>>78583848
this actually made me think, thanks for posting
>>78583868
refuse to believe people go outside rocking goo green hair
not that it should be banned just don't know how someone could think it's a good idea
there is absolutely nothing good about having a job, the idea of work is simply ridiculous in fact
>>78583868
dont FUCKING care about this tripe
>>78583824
honestly think that would push him over the edge
>>78583924
oh really?
*writes a law that stops you from boarding the train tomorrow*
>>78583868
was in tears when the _____ died
>>78583919
alantutorial turned out to be some kind of experiment
i'd be shocked but i'd buy it
>>78583939
i'm not saying trump's perfect butt
>>78583928
*cums at you*
Not sure about this one
>>78583937
money
social life
fulfilment
something to do
>>78583824
You're more mentally ill than he is
>>78583910
there's these main folders then there's 100+ assorted images outside the folders
>>78583910
i said
POST YOUR IMG FOLDERS BRIT CUNTS
some bints catch STDs from the middle age yet carry on with their everyday life this isn't right
https://www.fb.com/LADbible/videos/3332816650098835/
REALLY want to go to 'biza with the lads
>>78583954
wtf is that???
>>78583954
wheres the peehole
>>78583954
wouldnt mind getting my face into that
>>78583979
she's meh
>Arctic monkeys
>Bloc party
>Vampire weekend
>Two door cinema club
comfy
>>78583696
hello nigger
>>78583979
is 20 but looks 40? either shes lying about her age or she has terrible genes
>>78584018
hello 2008
>>78584018
pleb: the post
>>78583960
thats not migration
>>78584018
getting ready for the skins 10th anniversary lad? don't forget your lyle and Scott polo aha
>>78583981
you're a stupid brainwashed piece of shit cunt
Legitimizing political violence against those who disagree with you is definitely a great idea that could never backfire in any way, especially when the right controls congress, the Supreme Court and the executive branch. As the definition of 'Nazi' continues to grow broader in the minds of Antifa, expect to see more crazy bullshit going on in this country.
hmmm think i might be losing sight on the right eye
>>78584056
literally is
>>78584044
>>78584051
children on /brit/ were a mistake
>>78584044
>>78584051
>>78584058
aha never watched skins :DDD
>>78584018
big fan of vampire weekend, i am
>>78584069
>Legitimizing political violence against those who disagree with you
leftists never once did this
>>78583954
very strange willy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ0Yn1fqugg
they should elect this guy as the president and CEO of reddit
Gotta get out of this 3rd world shithole somehow
>>78584061
hmm you seem a bit angry
maybe get a job
>>78584072
are you using migration as a catch-all term for movement?
loaded up /brit/ to shitpost about something but i forget what
edit: oh yeah, cats
>>78584018
>>78584124
that's what it means since most movement is economically motivated
i'd ask the german why germany censors everything on google street view but i know i wouldn't get an honest answer
>>78584150
start a thread
>>78584075
>skins
you mean that tv show about edgy teens from 2008? hmm no thanks sweaty x
>>78584150
privacy is a big thing for germans
>>78584150
cover up the genocide camps
post penis. i dare you
>>78584154
don't care that much
>>78584156
a bit ironic since they have none
>>78584150
privacy laws
>>78584179
no one has any laddo who gives a fuck
comfy / doing a think
https://youtu.be/n6OqLXvri3M
>tru7h_in_a_fedora_by_hltru7h.png
Remember this lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-Nw7HbaeWY
>fredum i doneed em dis 1 need a brand new weedem weeden de key dem da life we dem smartphones dont beedem
>>78583954
can smell the tuna from here
lads
does rap music copy street culture or did black people copy rap music?
>>78584195
i do
rorke
been afk for the last few threads. what have i missed?
>>78584143
this post does not make sense.
"migration means all movement because most movement is economically motivated"
that is what you just said.
I kill all my clones
I don't have a choice
>>78584230
first one it has always been this way
>>78583723
Wow he really wants to leave the country. Never seen him so passionate.
Mad that he thinks being in America will stop him from being hacked.
>>78583992
I'm not very organised either
I actually like Die Antwoord
yeah I know im a f***ing runt!!!
>>78584255
bradleyposter is the doctor's new companion
>>78584255
rasheed converted to anglicanism
https://i.4cdn.org/asp/1503105918491.jpg
so roids really do make your willy grow
Why are you guys creating the blue print for an orwellian society? STOP IT ALREADY!
cant stand porn featuring an unaesthetic cock
not gay in the slightest just need a nice dick to get off
simple as
>>78584235
what have you got to hide?
t. gchq
>>78584104
Actually that is the reason for being of the predominantly anarcho-communist Antifa movement: they use violent tactics to suppress speech and political organizers they perceive as fascist in nature.
>>78584291
>404 not found
probably for the better
>>78584308
J mac or Brick Danger have the most aesthetic bodies and willies in the biz
ask an american currently taking a dump in a wal mart bathroom anything
browsing /r/incels
>>78584308
yah
hate it when some 2-tone tony ruins the scene
>>78584321
*bangs on your stall door*
WOULD YOU GET OUT?!?!?
anus
>>78584321
whats the answer to this
>>78584325
stick to your containment subreddit thx
can't stop wanking to big dick ladyboys lads
I've had a few trannies lined up, backed out of every single one. one was some mistress type one with a fat arse and tits but I didn't want my face online, another wanted me to suck its cock whilst it was driving and I didn't want AIDS. I reckon it's just one of those things I better just repress and wank over lest I deeply regret it after shagging one in real life
>>78584343
>>78584360
way too lazy to solve this
>>78584343
>britburbs
disgusting
>>78584321
why has life lead you to such a low point?
>when she says goodnight
That should not feel as good as it does
>>78584310
*logs off my dmcrypt partition*
nothing officer
>>78584276
pls post
>>78584354
please let me shit in peace
>>78584360
pineapple 11
banana 4
apple 1
>>78584360
what the FUCK!??!?!
>>78584378
*ziiiiiiiiiiip*
heheh, just blown your brains out, m80
lazy cunt
NAHHHH THIS IS TOO MUCH
https://twitter.com/kamikazemufc/status/899729347321487360
>>78584393
ah right
bear in mind global intelligence agencies are well beyond your 1337 haxor skills and have all of your hidden activity on fil
Favourite male pornstar? Jmac for me
(no homo)
talking to a girl finally lads
>>78584360
just partial fractions using x y and z too lazy to solve
>tfw you'll never be miss_alice's gf
why live
>>78584433
>literally got v& before he finished his post
I used to gangbang but now its a g thang
i expect some good reaction images soon from dr who
>>78584451
its an elliptic curve problem
https://www.quora.com/How-do-you-find-the-positive-integer-solutions-to-frac-x-y%2Bz-%2B-frac-y-z%2Bx-%2B-frac-z-x%2By-4/answer/Alon-Amit?share=1
>>78584306
Can't do owt about it mate.
cock is getting hard
>>78584511
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>78584433
i'm fairly sure ssl, pgp and aes-256 hasn't been broken
>>78584470
kek
brother in law unironically used to live here
he and his identical twin both went to eton then both became doctors at UCL
>>78584510
*bites it*
>>78584476
you'll have to wait till Christmas
Haven't done more than one wank in a day for maybe half a year but today might change that
>>78584528
ahhh the 1%
mite role a bifta
According to the shifting erogenous-zone theory, the pleasure-driven libido is driven by sexual curiosity, a psychological motivation stimulated by shifting the erotic focus of apparel to different parts of the female body, and by different styles of concealment and display. The explanation for this fashion trend from this theoretical point of view would be that the duel development of thong underwear paired with intentionally revealing blue jeans styles created a tantalizing new version of sexuality to increase fashion interest and sales in both blue jeans and underwear. Alex Kuczynski captures the look at its peak in a fashion editorial: ‘The thong, with straps worn high over the hips, exposed by fashionable low-rise jeans and Juicy Couture sweat pants, became a public icon’ (2006, S1).
>>78584527
they all have
t. knower
>>78584528
What background are you from lad?
I have already defied Roko's basilisk through advancing AI via Google captchas
Irish Americans are the most powerful race on Earth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZaz7OqyTHQ
kate middleton is sexy as hell
>>78584606
my dad is head of the SIS and he says they haven't
If odds I never post in /brit/ again.
>>78584583
thats like 0.01%
i'm 1% top family incomes in the country and all of those things are well beyond our means
Alex jones is quite possibly the best speaker alive today
>>78584610
upper middle class
parents have about £1000000 in assets (liquid and real estate)
>>78584548
found it
jog on wanker what do you get out of teasing anonymous men online
>>78584645
He is incapable of articulating himself without sounding completely insane
>>78584639
yeah thats how I put down any feelings of jealousy
just remind myself that only a very tiny fraction of the population lives like this
as i always said, life is a game and women are a dlc that only chad can fully purchase. normies get a trial and we get nothing.
>>78584656
was for
>>78584511
watched that stephen hawking film
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU7jB3A7MLM
GOOD dubstep
>>78584645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30
>>78584652
what are you doing on here
>>78584527
they don't have to break the encryption, just get a rootkit in through an update and exfiltrate whatever they like the look of.
In an article from last year, The Economist – citing an undisclosed source – said that:
“The French owner of XVideos is said to have turned down an offer of more than $120m with a scornful ‘Sorry, I have to go and play Diablo II.’
shagged 11 birds and 3 of them were pakis
AMA
>>78584699
no such thing
>>78584723
2562
you btfo
>>78584723
dubstep = dub + 2-step
>>78584719
seen this before
does tim do the secondary date check to confirm his own sanity? as well as verifying the selfie on the computer and on the phone?
is it his way of saying look i have a grasp on reality.
>>78584708
I'm socially inept and enjoy staying indoors a lot
>they don't have to break the encryption, just get a rootkit in through an update and exfiltrate whatever they like the look of
>>78584749
no one is safe
>>78584528
at least they both went on to do something positive and not piss away the opportunity
remember back in the day of skillex haha
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
found a shiny car in derby lads haha
>>78584758
scared?
>>78584746
>why does a mentally ill person do something strange
hm i wonder
REALLY want to die
you think ya bettah dan me
need to lose 6 kgs
tips?
>>78584770
also in the same era songs like justin bieber - baby and rebecca black - friday were booming
dire times
>>78584785
ah so youve found deano's house
>>78584797
bit early for depression posting
>>78584785
haha
wahey
tim's going to murrica lads
>>78584805
need to lose 11
>>78584828
im happy for him
>>78584786
you could have at least said a side channel attack or something that actually has some likelihood
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/04/gnupg_crypto_library_cracked_look_for_patches/
just want to feel like I belong somewhere
need to gain about 10kg
>>78584828
im going to meet him, suck his dick in the airport bathroom, and tell him that the CIA is trying to kill him
lads is earning £20k a year good for a 20 year old dropout? asking for a mate
>546 texts in a week
Reckon she likes me lads. Think I shall do a yank and ask her out for coffee.
>>78584900
isnt that just minimum wage
>>78584900
yea
L O V E seeing mixed race families on the telly
makes me want to have one myself
>>78584873
wanna join some far right movement with me?
>>78584902
after 50-100 texts in a week you're well within range of asking her out for coffee. at 500+ you two should just skip everything and go right to anal. right to the advanced classes.
>>78584912
not even close i dont think
>>78584912
minimum wage is about £13,000 I think, apprentices get as little as £6,000 lol
>>78584917
thanks will let him know
>>78584925
nought wrong with that
>>78584943
none in ireland unfortunately
>>78584828
highly doubt he'd actually want to leave his flat after thinking about it for more than a minute
even with all the incessant banging messing him about
bizarre
reverse search this and it leads to a similar but not identical image, from a 2016 /brit/ thread
>>78584960
>>78584960
fascinating
>>78584989
o'rourke
>>78584960
remarkable post
>>78584945
More like advanced asses haha
Did the English right wing steal their paramilitary esque aesthetic from the IRA?
eating so much bread. starting to feel really bloated like tim .
It's not fair, I found love
It made me say that get back
You'll never see daylight
If I'm not strong, it just might
>>78584989
Don't worry lad, I'm gonna make a Pearse Party.
earn about 4k a year
work 2 months every summer
think that averages out to more than jsa
>>78584828
he'll be much happier here
brits are intrinsic fascists who hate the infirm
>>78585048
english right wing only have povvo aesthetic
>>78584652
how do I as a lower middle class/ working class runt into a family like that?
>>78584723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP3NicQK1ks
How tall are female models on average
>>78585104
6'3
>>78585090
just have rich parents and vote for the tories
not hard lad
>>78585104
more than 1m75 is minimum
>>78585111
wtf thought it was more like 6 foot since women are so short
>>78585101
what's going on here?
>>78585088
are the IRA right wing? don't know much about them despite being half Irish haha but they seem pretty left wing especially their modern day crowd
>>78585112
what if I shag a rich bird at uni??
>>78585104
5'9-5'11
5'10 is perfect
swimwear less important
This is what anime posters look like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LlQ07-c_wo
>>78585131
ye . don't think anyone is ireland is pro abortion though
>>78585129
https://twitter.com/Number10cat/status/899012819340996613
>>78585124
duno was just throwing out a random height because fuck you
>>78585129
lord palmerston having a nap in the street
whats it like to not use drugs or do alcohol
>>78585090
vote tory
be relatively attractive
have an IQ above 130
sorted
>>78585159
but you hardly know me
>>78585137
almost got myself comfortably in with a wealthy Jewish family but the girl annoyed me so I told her to fuck off, uncles were Disney execs, dad had a collection of vintage super cars and everything, kinda regret it but oh well
>>78585048
I'll show you aesthetic, boyo
>>78585166
boring
female models have twice more chances of getting raped than average women
what accent does he have?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85s8goJSB0U
>>78585131
Depends, some provos were right wing Irish nationalists and some were left wing socialist nationalists, while some of the splinter groups (OIRA, pic related) broke off from the PIRA and were hardcore marxists. The PIRA did actually purge these splinter commie paramilitaries in the night of the long knives.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_of_the_Long_Knives_(1992)
>>78585200
british
>>78585200
geordie (newcastle)
amazing how quickly the new pounds and fivers entered circulation . it's literally all you see now
>>78585213
>Irish "night of the long knives"
>1 killed
joke shop
>For let God be A, and let this series of things be B. Now if God is the sufficient ground of things, that is, the self-sufficient being [ens a se] and the first cause, it follows that, God having been posited, this series of things exists, otherwise, God is not the sufficient ground, but rather some other requisite, independent of God, must be added in order to bring it about that just this series of things exists. . . . Therefore, it must be held that God having been posited, this series of things follows, and, accordingly, this proposition is true: if A exists, then B will also exist. Moreover, it is well known from the logical rules of the hypothetical syllogism that conversion by contraposition holds, from which it can be inferred that if B does not exist, then A will not exist. Therefore, it follows that were this series of things, sins included, taken away or changed, God would be taken away or changed—which is what was to be demonstrated. Therefore, the sins included in this total series of things are due to the ideas themselves of things, i.e., to the existence of God.
>>78585088
Who /racist proletarian aesthetic/ here
>>78585178
Tbf the rich bitches are nearly all annoying cunts so probably dodged a lifelong bullet there mate
The daddy thing still gets me
We start talking about British ancestry and immediately someone posts a picture from the 18th century and then a quote by Benjamin Franklin.
Absolute state.