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*tannoy sounds*

This is a customer and colleague announcement. Would Sara Davidson please report to the bogs.

That's Sara Davidson... to the bogs.

Thank you.

*tannoy sounds again*

edition
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hows your sunday lads?
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>>78527885
bitch
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anime
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>>78527885
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KgtngSbnxK
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>FUCK OFF YOU CANADIAN MONGS NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR AUTISTIC 50 MILE WALL OF TEXT
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which was the best spice girl lads?
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At my mum's wedding
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Hello /r/ukpolitics I've been a lurker for a while and decided to sign up to discuss the rising anti-diversity sentiment in this country. I was speaking with a friend who I thought was not a racist but then one day he said he thought it was a bad thing that London was so multicultural and that he "didn't feel like it was England" Didn't feel like it was England? I'll have you know anyone with a passport and citizenship is just as British as anyone else with a passport! With the rise of UKIP I feel we could see nationalism rise with primarily the English (The most bigoted people on the island of Great Britain see EDL and BNP) demanding the stop of immigration so the "indigenous" as they like to call themselves, people could keep the majority and we all need to say NO RACISTS! NO, NO, NO!

We need to make the argument for multiculturalism, could you imagine going to London and only seeing white people speaking English? What a horrid thought. I support multiculturalism because who is to say that English culture is the best culture for the people in England? Maybe Pakistani or Nigerian culture would suit them better? Multiculturalism gives people the choice to experience and choose which culture is best for them. I think schools should have a massive campaign to teach all children especially the "indigenous" ones that this country has no natives, it's just been constant string of immigrants like the United States.

What do you lads think?
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might get a 4chan pass
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Just wanked to a modern family parody porn, no regrets
Might go back to it in a few hours
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business idea: encourage white nationalism in chads so I don't have to compete with them for japanese qts
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TOO FUCKED UP TO CARE ANYMORE
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A socialist muslim homosexual nonce professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Harriet Harman, known Zionist

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Harman and accept that she was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Marx himself!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life ukipper champion who had given out over 1500 VOTE UKIP leaflets and understood the necessity of mild racism and fully supported all statements made by Nigel Farage stood up.

”What is the age of consent nonce?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “14 you stupid racist”

”Wrong. It's still 16. Harman failed in her campaign. Having sex with anyone under 16 is not only immoral it's illegal and nonces should be hung. Dig up Jimmy Saville and hang him”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Ed: The Milibands and the making of a Labour leader. He stormed out of the room crying those socialist crocodile tears. The same tears socialists cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered UKIP that day and accepted Nigel Farage as their lord and savior. A kestrel named “NO TO BARROSO” flew into the room and perched atop the British Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. Jerusalem was sung several times, and Farage himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
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>>78527885
>Joined the team in 2015

why is that important?
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>>78527944
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>>78527929
whats going through the womans head here. Does she really think that he loves her?
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>"I'm sorry, I can't let you on if you don't have a ticket"
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>>78527787
>>78527789
>>78527809
>>78527831
not sure where you'd find the link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PW4ID1VoOM
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>>78527980
;)
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nas is the best rapper desu
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Say NO to Irish racists.
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>>78527939
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>>78527986
It is a match made in haven
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>>78528020
not racist just hate kikes simple as
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You arrive in Novum Castellum
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>>78527993
shit
the real vaporwave it is
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>>78528039
hahaha that dog has a windshield on
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>>78527993
they all look rotten actually and they're missing best girl
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>come and join us white, not you, irish aren't white.
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>>78527993
>Chinatsu's hair

They didn't even fucking try 0/10
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>>78527944
>>78527999
>>78527980
good lads
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*gets unveiled*
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>>78528090
What's the thing you put to display your pass thing? It goes in options but I forgot what to put.
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>>78528051
>>78528058
>>78528086
actually that wasnt the finished version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrxE_Ekt6Us
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>>78528076
do you have a butterface fetish
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>>78528076
pair of absolute rotters
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https://vimeo.com/219443681
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>>78528120
since4pass
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feel like pure shit just want him back
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>>78528097
reckon I could deck this runt
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>>78528097
is that bear grylls?
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>>78528120
since4pass
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NEED a gf that looks like this
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why is noodle such a funny word
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>>78528129
miss turtle
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morality, religion, fear of death
all of those things are as meaningless as the life that you're about to extinguish
nothing can pull you back from the edge
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>>78528135
But that's a cartoon?
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>>78528097
what a fake, plastic culture
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>>78528138
grow up
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BIG willies http://i.4cdn.org/hm/1501616673130.webm
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>>78528135
Would NOT want a girl who wears trousers.
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Thailand if your lurking call the king a bender
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dropped some dip on my trousers
thinking of not going out at all now
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>>78528128
>>78528132
Cheers mateys.
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>>78528076
enjoy a bit of august
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Is it actually worth building a PC yourself if you're not into video games? Economically I mean.

All I really need it to do is be able to browse the chon, play videos and maybe some Habbo Hotel.
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>>78528076
>>78528192
grim
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*rustles wrapper*
*pops it opens*
eer la, want a malteaser?
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>>78528169
>monster energy
>wearing brief
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>>78528135
3D women > 2D cartoons
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NEED a bf that looks like this
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>>78528027

>Marry he momma with a different colour
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ49jtlz_3I
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>>78528127
this should not exist
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>>78528203
*takes two more while you aren't looking*
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>>78528201
Sure go ahead, its fun anyway
And because you don't need a graphics card it will be cheaper, if you ever want to get into gaming then you can easily add one
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>>78527885
her fucking expression cracks me up
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2D cartoons > 3D women
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75mg of diazepam and ~200ml of wild turkey straight down the gullet

nice knowing you lads
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business idea: strike until i get an lifetime advance on my salary
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>>78528201
yes, it not only allows you to avoid the manufacturer's costs but also allows you to tailor your build to what you want and lets you learn a bit about computers - plus it's fun and very satisfying
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>>78528229
it was deleted from youtube and i thought i would never see it again
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>>78528255
DUDE
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>>78528255
bye
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>>78528234
*is always looking*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jNyr6BJZuI
choon desu
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>>78528201
just dont put windows 10 on it lol

get an OEM CD off amazon or pirate it if you can
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>>78528255
prefer chicken personally
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>>78528278
it's not though is it mate? settle down
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>>78528290
heem yourself
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1 mg of bromo-dragonFLY directly into the nasal cavity
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330ml of desperados directly into my bloodstream lads
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>DLR: Saturday 19 and Sunday 20 August, no service between Westferry to Island Gardens via Canary Wharf due to improvement and maintenance work. A replacement bus will operate


ah yes lets do this during the day. stupid cunts
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business idea: get hired for a job then go on strike immediately
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>>78528222
wew
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total spent on cocaine since friday : £290
cigarettes: £60
lager: £40
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*hangs up a genias at work sign on my door*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDygS0a6Tgo
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still brewing on the "I am more about the feets" comment
didnt realise you were One Of Those
dear oh dear oh dear
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>>78528323
this but getting pregnant (i'm a girl)
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could rattle the skull of any fucker in here
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>>78528326
and what do you have to show for it
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>>78528326
Think about what else you could've spent that £400 on, and you'd still have it now. And you'd feel healthier.
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500mg of acetaminophen right down the esophagus
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what is your gender
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why are u so threatening
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>>78528396
Japanese
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>>78528353
yeah alright then sunshine
i'll be standing at the front entrance of Great Malvern train station at 1300 tomorrow
come along if you think you can handle it
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honestly could batter fuck outta any troglodyte that came within my peripheral vision

would honestly turn their spine into a fucking flump

youve been warned
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>>78528353
*bobs and weaves like a madman*
Prove it lad! Prove it!
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Wish my ballsack was a rogue nation so somebody would topple it
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Do you lads have any autistic collections? If so, what?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsIhx6fY7GM
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>>78528339
only a foot bender would save su2816.jpg to his hard disk drive
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>>78528393
dont use fifty when fifteen will do
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>>78528396
I identify as a brick shithouse
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>>78528384
but then i wouldn't be able to stay up for 2 days straight and wank for about 7 hours non stop
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*surreptitiously adds tampermonkey to chrome*
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>>78528396
dont have one
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>>78528353
meet me in bury central in half an hour if you want to shit in a bag for the rest of your life
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>>78528431
blimey
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>>78528289
fuck off murderer
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>>78528463
>responding to a 5 minute old post

FUCK OFF
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>>78528431
and who is this Nubian queen?
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>>78527912
not bad thanks

yours?
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>>78528463
god gave us incisors for a reason
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>>78528431
would shoot my bloot on er foot if u know what i moot haha x
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-SkuXh6JtU

TUNE
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>>78528431
isn't this that girl everyone hates?
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>>78528440
Mate, just bang one out in 5 minutes and get on with your day. That is not healthy at ALL and you know it.
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>>78528481
>god
uhh i think you mean science?
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>>78528481
reee meant canine teeth
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>>78528431
cracking chebs but anything of her arse?
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>>78528481
*nods in agreement*
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>uhh i think you mean science?
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>Jamie Carragher on commentary
who's idea was this?
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>>78528480
not bad, took no chocolate and coffee today so a bit annoyed tho
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>>78528426
firstly i believe that was actually a hologram
secondly i dont rank sue amongst ordinary mortals; i like everything about her but to the extreme, and that includes things i otherwise wouldnt even notice such as feet
so im not a foot bender anywhere outside the sue multiverse
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>>78528495
but it just feels fucking fantastic
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i've been on imageboards almost ten years and i've still never seen a single anime unless pokemon counts
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Britons?

Not a fan.
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hate the welsh
hate the irish
hate the english

simple as
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>cocaine
are you just memeing or legit?
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>>78528481
god isn't real
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>>78528599
fuck off scot
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>>78528599
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>>78528621
neither is gravity
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vogELS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwLAGyorNuc
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>>78528621
it is real but its dead
nietsache said
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"post more su feet"

quote from a classic post made by yours truly
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>>78528599
free Cornwall
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>>78528615
what's wrong with cocaine you flange
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german engineering

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSMCfPASImQ&
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>>78528615
lots of people do coke
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>>78528641
would eat her puff with my muth if you know what i mean
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>>78528664
>>78528672
oh wow
is it legal there?
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>>78528627
you know "kennen" is german for "know". intredasting
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>>78528687
yeah. tesco does a deal x
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>>78528641
Name?
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>>78528687
call the police i don't give a FUCK
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cocaine doesn't affect me
nothing of value was lost
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>>78528692
scots is the most conservative form of english on the islands
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only drugs that affect me are LSD and alcohol

nothing else does anything
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how come in lord of the rings civilisations can go literally thousands of years without any cultural or technological change and it's just perpertually the middle ages? is middle earth just full of muslims or what?
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>>78528703
umm just image reverse search it sweetie x its not that hard xxx
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>>78528727
then you obviously got shite drugs
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>>78528698
hmmm

>>78528708
i wont give a fuck as youre in UK tho
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>>78528727
do mcat, dmt and ket
they should affect you
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I'm not soap on a rope and I don't do coke
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>>78528653
and coincidentally one of my favourite sue pics; one of her most wifey looking ones
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>>78528716
whatever you had wasn't cocaine
no you're not immune
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>>78528737
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>>78528727
even aspirin does nothing?
poor guy
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hate not knowing where someone if from lads

blood crawls whenever I think the person giving me a (you) is a welsh mutt tbqh
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remember pixie lott
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>>78528754
mad how strict east asia is on drugs
don't you lads have any fun? haha

(captcha: Freddo Trail)
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cant get over this cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmnAovBLLQs
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>>78528737
They have magic to do everything that we would invent technology for.
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>>78528781
my willy remembers
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>>78528779
nowt wrong with the welsh butt
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>>78528796
is there magic in that universe?
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drug is fake fun that only losers look for
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLw_IsP-uHM
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love how smug jeremy corbyn is when he reminds everyone that he's pro-brexit
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>>78528774
i've had it many times from different sources
mates claim it was the real deal or at least had some effect
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>They have magic to do everything that we would invent technology for.
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*snorts a line of sugar*
heh, this does nothing to me, weaklings
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>>78528801
same she were well peng
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>>78528820
When did he do that
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>>78528816
How old?
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>>78528821
they were suffering from the placebo effect
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>>78528837
46
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>>78528814
how can fun by fake? either you're having fun or you're not. and drugs are definitely fun
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>>78528825
amazing post
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>>78528781
in nightmares
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nothing more embarrassing than people trying to brag about what drugs they've done
I love a binge as much as the next guy but fucking hell you look like such a twat especially when you post it in multiple threads cause you keep getting aired, almost as bad as people who try brag that they're stoners
When it's reached 9am, the sun's creeping through the curtains of the dingy lit living room you've turned into a cesspit and it's reached real crackhead hours, yes it's the perfect time to laugh in despair at how much money you shoved up your nose, but posting it on a fucking tiawanese basket weaving forum to look e-hard is just sad
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did a bum wank
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>>78528848
well i guess at least i'm not a suggestible normie runt
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drugs are for narcissists
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>>78528853
bit unfair
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>>78528812
>>78528824
Haven't seen it in ages, didn't watch the whole thing but:
>need fireworks
>gandalf brings a load of magic fireworks

>need air travel
>magic giant eagles

>need power
>make some magic rings

etc
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>>78528860
bro i do drugs okay try not to get triggered
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OH YE MAN WE WAS IN LANDAN AT WEEKAND AND WE WAS DOING LOADS O DRUGS WITH SOME GUY CALLED SMITHY AND YEAH LANDAN MAN ITS GREAT MAN YEAH LANADAN AN AN AFNDFIAEGAEUIGGGUARGH
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>>78528860
*blows my vape cloud into your face mid-sentence*
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is pork belly expensive?
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>Haven't seen it in ages, didn't watch the whole thing but:
>>need fireworks
>>gandalf brings a load of magic fireworks
>>need air travel
>>magic giant eagles
>>need power
>>make some magic rings
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listening to one night in hackney
why does he keep going on about drugs
loser
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Never done drugs.
Never had cigarettes
Had a can of cider once.
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>>78528850
i wont argue as my iq is super-low
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Walked past a Starbucks earlier and got a massive whiff of some proper mad colombian black coffee or something. Still shaking like a leaf. Love drugs, me.
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THERE WAS BIRCH RIND, TAR TWINE
CHERRY WINE AND TURPENTINE,
JOWLS AND CAVALANCES
GINGER BEER AND TEA,
PIG'S FEET, CAT'S MEAT,
DUMPLINGS BOILED UP IN A SHEET,
DANDELIONS AND CRACKIES' TEETH
AT THE KELLIGREW'S SOIREE.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JvcNqATSBc
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>>78528938
in strictly monetary terms or do you value your soul?
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My American cousin and her mate (both 20) came to visit once, and when we went to the pub for lunch they refused to even have a sip of cider to try it, instead they took turns sniffing it and commenting on its fruity smell
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>>78528946
stella is not a drug, it's a drink
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important question lads

do girls like guy's armpit hair?
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>>78528946
drugs good
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>>78528995
haha good post
why you in croatia? come home white man
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hate it when people show me their tattoos and I have to smile and pretend I like it

can't help but think far less of anyone who draws something on themselves permanently just because they like it
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>>78528978
monetary terms. souls dont exist.
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>>78528995
alcohol is a drug, ivan
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>>78528940
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>nothing more embarrassing than people trying to brag about what drugs they've done
>I love a binge as much as the next guy but fucking hell you look like such a twat especially when you post it in multiple threads cause you keep getting aired, almost as bad as people who try brag that they're stoners
>When it's reached 9am, the sun's creeping through the curtains of the dingy lit living room you've turned into a cesspit and it's reached real crackhead hours, yes it's the perfect time to laugh in despair at how much money you shoved up your nose, but posting it on a fucking tiawanese basket weaving forum to look e-hard is just sad
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>>78529016
fuck off
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saw Sir Spyro last night
VERY good
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>>78529020
agree but i have a tattoo of pickle rick only because its funny
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>>78529023
state of your chakras lad
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http://www.mousebreaker.com/game/jumpers-for-goalposts
http://www.mousebreaker.com/game/jumpers-for-goalposts
http://www.mousebreaker.com/game/jumpers-for-goalposts

new
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>>78529020
Agree. Tattoos should only be done as part of a forfeit or drunken dare, and then hidden from the world forever.
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>>78529046
still collecting gems is he
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imo
psilacetin > lsd > dxm > cannabis > benzos > mdma > uppers > opiates
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>souls dont exist
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>>78529044
*stabs u right in the fuckin eye*
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was thinking this is a good thread
>ctrl+f "leftypol" - 0 results
>ctrl+f "rorke" - 0 results
yes
yes this is a good thread
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animalos have souls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T5sD0cg9Gc
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>>78529094
still got two of em you utter peon
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the only drug I need is the smell of salt water BY THE SEA and grandmudders feed of jigs
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>>78529129
Now you've started it
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rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke
leftypol leftypol leftypol leftypol leftypol leftypol leftypol leftypol leftypol leftypol leftypol leftypol leftypol leftypol
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>peon
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be sure mommy didn't smoke or drink during pregnancy and had all her needs fulfilled

be sure to be born in a family with an available mother and an alpha dad who spends time with you (you can't control this of course). If you are european, be sure to be born in the 90s when religion fully lost its grip on society (mostly if you come from catholic countries, if you are protestant it doesn't matter that much). Be sure to suck on mommy's breasts until you get teeth. As soon you get teeth start chewing on hard natural foods. After having spent the most important years of development (the first 3) in a peaceful environment where you are treated like a god and your parents aren't slaves of society (hard workers or young careerists) it's time to orient to first socialization attempts with your peers at kindergarten: if the first 3 years went good and you end up in a non-religious school with young and hot teachers who aren't starving for penor and love, it's going to be all cool, play with toys and learn alphabet. Get in school and have more fun with your non-aspie neurotypical socializing skills with your peers who happen to be similar looking as you. Ignore the weaker instead of bullying them, since bullying is done to improve one's status, when you are already on top status. Get straight A because you are a well-educated and good-looking kid who studies with his peers one hour a day, spending the rest of day playing with them and being with mom and dad at home, or with your cool uncles / aunts / cousins / family friends.

Get in middle school and, always thanks to your NT skills, start playing the local team sport. Be sure to play it outside of school time too. Start puberty and get horny seeing all your female peers growing breasts etc. They will all be attracted to you because you are playing basketball which is making you taller too, thanks to grow plate stimulation.
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what are rorke and leftypol drugs?
i reckon rorkes take amphetamines and steroids
leftypol smokes weed and HRT
>>
You are eating fats and spending a lot of energy since you are a kid so your hormonal environment is perfect. You are not eating a shitty mediterran diet full of carbs and weak foods because the dumbass doctors told your parents that if they want to be thin they have to eat like that (they ignored thinness of lean mass). You are eating a german diet full of meat and milk + nuts and seeds and potato chips when you are hungry because you are a kid with high metabolism and it all goes to your leidyg cells.

This diet happened to prepare your skull for slayerdom: you aren't mouth breathing because your adenoids are immune to allergies, since you spent a good time of your first years being sick from common infectious diseases, developing a strong and regulated immune system with good Th1-Th2 balance, plus you avoided non-biological foods. Your skull is developing horizontally and frontally, your zygos are projecting, your jaw is wide and pointy frontally, your glabella is starting to come outside and your big eyes are hooding themselves. Your temporal bones is widening like your occipital bone, and you are losing the big ears thanks to the maxillofacial development. Neck is growing thicker too. You don't have posture problems like scoliosis or kyphosis because your lean tissues and spinal muscles never got weak since you were on dat dere diet and hormonal profile, and didn't sit at computers because you were getting dopamine and validation from your peers outside in the sun. You aren't developing myopia because you don't do much near-work but play a lot outside and your male tunnel-vision and attention is developing. You don't have a lot of empathy because you don't need to know what other people are thinking, that's what girls are doing, helped from their increased peripheral vision and attention and capability of recognizing all social cues, thing that you don't need to do since you believe subconsciously you are a more than worthy human (first 3 years).
>>
Brodies out
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>>78529181
i snort hundreds of pounds worth of coke every weekend and i despise blacks and muslims
>>
drop down to nans, sittin next to me
i'm weighing grams, she's watching jeopardy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCZfKs3MK2o
this guy says "u" as in "mum" like a brit
what do i make of this?
>>
You are starting to listen to more active music and hanging out with your male peers in dark corners trying the first cigarettes and hitting on town's young girls who all seek for your attention. You get your first sexual experiences at age 13 with kissing and touching. You are so sweet and in love with the girls you meet and develop strong bonds with them thanks to oxytocin. But you have more of them, so your attention isn't focused only on one, while they are all focused on you.

You get in high school and bring some of your bros from middle school. First day in class you are already ruling, because you have a strong social circle that you brought from your past years, and people see this and want to share things with you and connect with you. The loners are butthurting but you ignore them, except when they do some dumb stuff for attention, when you burn them with any comment. The burn they feel doesn't come from some strange "wit" skill you have, but simply from the perceived interaction between social statuses, where anything a superior human like you says is seen as cool and may be interpreted in any way but always stays cool. If you say: "u ugly" to the nerd, everyone will laugh because it's true and you are beautiful. If you tell him: "u beautiful" everyone will laugh because you are sarcastic. If you say "chill bro" the same or if you say "I actually like you" everyone will think you are such a gentle soul. But your attention isn't focusing there, it's focusing on your equal of status or higher: you are concentrated on winning the inter-school soccer championships and get the hottest cheerleaders. Your heavy physical training and social life doesn't leave too much time to study, but you manage to do it because of your high oxygenated and vascularized neurons and well developed intelligence since your parents treated you good and teached you how to study "enough".
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>>78529076
in tiers:
weed, ketamine, alcohol
mxe, mdma
benzos
dxm
speed
opiates

dont like psychedelics
>>
4560 people gave Finding Nemo 1 star on IMDb
>>
priority

1. Authoritarian vs. Libertarian
2. Anarchism vs. Statism
3. Global vs. Local
999. Monarchy vs. Republic
>>
'Sheed's Feed & Seed
>>
are 'delics the ultimate radcen drug?
>>
>>78529219
are you the midget off of in bruges
>>
>>78529257
formerly Tim's.
>>
>>78529181
do rorkes even allow drugs?

drugs are degenerate as shit destroying healthy society
>>
Meanwhile, the hot young school teachers are missing their high school days and get emotionated everytime you enter class. Wether you are on a good mood or a bad mood, everyone loves that, because you are so beautiful and powerful you can be and act how you want without worrying of punishment, which you never had. The few haters are hating without showing that, because they are afraid of your uninhibited verbal wrath, which shames them to oblivion thanks to your perceived social support where everything you say is supported. When you are sad or angry it's because your favorite team lost, or because some hater isn't fully submitting to your will, or because some peer or parent didn't give you what you wanted, not because you are a sad human without friends or options, you never worried about that and you never understood those who had those problems. The hot teachers invite you to their house, you get drunk in a small party with their daughter who you banged before, and end up banging your married teacher too. It's no big deal to you because you have so much experience with women, but everyone admires you and you develop wrist pain after all the high fives. Your teacher gets removed from school.

You grow up more and either end up in some high class sport team or go in the professional world and join college. When you go to parties or clubs, women get hypnotized from the sight of the movement of your shoulder width and waist in a tight V-neck, oscillating at the rhytm of electronic music, and your aloof slight head banging that shows your perfect beautiful hair and your defined wide neck surrounded from a necklace, with your aloof expression looking down while you are rolling a joint at the music rhytm. A group of blonde exchange students with a rope diadema on their foreheads casually bump on you and you exchange duchenne smiles, eye squinting, parted lips while you stare at their blue eyes and red cheeks on a perfect white skin due to perfect vascularization.
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*plays train simulator*
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>>78529262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl6Wc5K73UQ
>>
Pretty mad how terrorist attacks are becoming normalised. Man on the BBC earlier was telling people how when walking through the streets we should always be cautious and look out for exits and possible cover etc.

>they will not change our way of life!! xoxo

My fucking arse
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>>78529272
>tim's fim and sim
what did you mean by this
>>
the fucking STATE of this sweede
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>>78529246
need ket
>>
>>78529313
Tim's Feed & Seed
soon to be 'Sheeds
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The absolute state of Americans
>>
no you wouldnt
>>
why does Neon Demon get so much hate?

haven't watched it yet, is it something political?
>>
>>78529360
false flag
>>
>>78529306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HtHEgINHO0
>>
yes I would
>>
PragerU is funny
>>
>>78529374
brainlets dont get it
>>
Feel like pure shit
Just want to not feel like pure shit x
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>>78529374
it's shit
>>
>>78529360
America is the baddie
>>
business idea : mother goose (halal version)
>>
never been attacked by an animal
>>
was gonna order that free Battle of Ypres Centenary Coin cos of the advert on TV but i googled it and it sounds like a scam hahaha
>>
infiltrating the sue multiverse
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>>78529374
>It is as sordid as it is entertainingly preposterous, as the director makes a misguided attempt at mansplaining the fashion world of Los Angeles.

Rotten Tomatoes top negative review
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>>78529416
good lad. Only buy proper coins
>>
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>>78529391
>>78529377
Пoлeзныe дypaки
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>>78529430
>Rotten Tomatoes

Not listening or ever clicking on that Goldenbaumberg crap
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>>78529435
they're called london mint office and everything, sounds proper official wonder how that's allowed
2bh their website freecoin.tv did sound dodgy shoudlve taken the hint
>>
... Expecting Russian hacks on my email server ...
>>
>>78529443
Italy?
>>
>>78529441
kek
>>
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>was gonna order that free Battle of Ypres Centenary Coin
>>
need to call Russia and tell them to stop hacking my air conditioner
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>>78529416
protip: those coins advertised on the TV are shitty scams
you pay £2 for the first one then they continuously send you coins for like £50 a month and it's a pain in the arse to stop it
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>>78529483
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>>78529483
brazil i belive
>>
>>78529429
no not allowed you dont even have a proper waifu for all ur anim crap which is jus fukign stupid
>>
so who won the battle of cypress?
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>>78529533
i did
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The Dutchman Kamjar Rafat
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love communism
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7koFKL69P5Y
>>
NEW

>>78529573
>>78529573
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>>78529533
the good guys
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>>78529551
Anarcho-Communism i do
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