/brit/

caralad

feels good having the government pay for most of my medical care

boxing/most fighting sports should be banned desu

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anime

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this dumb anime bint

hmm yes, the /pol/ invaders seem to be getting hostile
noted tactic of history revisionism
confirmed 3 neet virgins to be roaming the thread, be vigilant at all times

>>78526566
>most
runt

Just emailed a well-known youtuber to talk about a problem of mine

>>78526582
is gay.

>>78526573
all contact sport should be banned

>anime
>an i me
>am i gay?
yes
yes you are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fowu72-dKvM

>>78526607
i am the walrus

Bleeding from my nose, famous ghost I'm xXposed

>>78526590
god you're obsessed

>>78526605
nah just sports where you win by giving someone brain damage

cats are literally all gay

Brody seems most agitated at his new name...interesting

>>78526560
>>78526566
>>78526573
>>78526582
>>78526584
>>78526585
>>78526590
>>78526592
>>78526595
>>78526596
>>78526605
>>78526607
>>78526612
>>78526613
>>78526617
>>78526628
don't like these posts

5gb of space and about 40 films I want to watch

this ones racking my brain..... hummmm

*angel on my right shoulder tells me not to download YIFY*
*devil on my left shoulder tells me to download YIFY*

i cant take the pressure

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>>78526612
>>78526596
>anime
>gay
literally pick one

old james bond movies are unreal lads desu theyre so politically incorrect and misogynistic hahahaha

>>78526613
*fucking punts its fucking skull in*

The story goes like this: Earth is captured by a technocapital singularity as renaissance rationalitization and oceanic navigation lock into commoditization take-off. Logistically accelerating techno-economic interactivity crumbles social order in auto-sophisticating machine runaway. As markets learn to manufacture intelligence, politics modernizes, upgrades paranoia, and tries to get a grip.
The body count climbs through a series of globewars. Emergent Planetary Commercium trashes the Holy Roman Empire, the Napoleonic Continental System, the Second and Third Reich, and the Soviet International, cranking-up world disorder through compressing phases. Deregulation and the state arms-race each other into cyberspace.

By the time soft-engineering slithers out of its box into yours, human security is lurching into crisis. Cloning, lateral genodata transfer, transversal replication, and cyberotics, flood in amongst a relapse onto bacterial sex.

Neo-China arrives from the future.

Hypersynthetic drugs click into digital voodoo.

Retro-disease.

Nanospasm.

Business idea : move to China because the UK has no future

cute boyz http://i.4cdn.org/hm/1502988682005.webm

why do people hate they own race?

they must be deeply brainwashed

*exists*
*get called leftypol by a rorke*

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>>78526643

>>78526607
So glad that Lenin has helped advance an ideology that has done nothing but create prosperity, happiness and peace

>>78526635
fuck off nazipol discord

Feel I've let my parents down by still living at home at 26 & never had a girlfriend. And you ?

/pol/ invaders: /brit/ was always rorke, so me talking about yank politics all day is appropriate!
reality: as proven by historical archives, while /brit/ was right leaning (in favour of UKIP), /brit/ did not talk about politics very often

There should be a separate IMDb for rating trailers

>>78526654
spy movies fucking suck

>>78526628
drinking smirnoff ice
pour pollution in the clean sprite

>>78526686
I went to uni so I learnt how to become a man

>>78526686
no i haven't let your parents down.

I HAD A HAT WHEN I CAME IN

>>78526686
Same but 19 and also haven't had any friends virtually ever

>>78526709
cat et cak

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>I went to uni so I learnt how to become a man

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>>78526709

Lads, we need a good choon for the thread.

bradley poster is a paki

>>78526700
old james bond movies are basically giant piss takes and gross exaggerations lad

>>78526689
800 years ago this man would have been locked away from the world, brought out only so the king could torment him for amusement
what went wrong?

>>78526740
https://soundcloud.com/gravityboys/thaiboy-digital-ecco2k

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>i must preserve a future for white people like myself

>>78526749
the Australian one is a Turkish student who has been on /int/ for years, or its just some chinese/lebanese rando

>>78526735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L1Wl_OO2iI

>>78526740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL2BNRn20c8
all we needs is a feed of jigs and we're sailin

>>78526686
my parents are liberal drones who just parrot progressive BBC buzzwords and believe in utter PC shite

glad I've moved out

>>78526740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ako3beDuaO0

finally came out as alt-right on facebook lads

>>78526686
doubt your parents would care much for me

>>78526780
Definitely not watching this

>>78526780
say something nice to the italians
>>78525533

>>78526793
*ruins your reputation and career*

>>78526768
>"communist memes are superior to rorke memes"
Embarrassing.

>>78526686
i was always going to let them down 2bh

>>78526740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HjpL-Ns6_A

CHOOOON

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THREAD THEME

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g54aPmNjMM4

>>78526807
Fascism is the application of aesthetic theories onto the political and social sphere combined with the idea that reality is fluid and tied to metaphysics, meaning that presentation and ritual can have real observable impacts on reality.

really its very heart is Platonism mixed with Catholic ideas of purity and Eastern esotericism (especially Muslim and Hindu).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKJkKnaImic

>>78526686
what do they expect? me to magic up £60,000 to buy a runt shack? don't think so haha, rub this fact in their faces at every avilable opportunity, dumb boomers xxx

james bond has all this eye makeup on in essentially jap face to make him look japanese to go undercover

screaming

>>78526805
>>78526812
this is a better clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Huv9XlRi660

TWO IRISHMEN AND A NEWFIE
ONCE WENT OUT FOR RECREATION,
THEY CARRIED ENOUGH PROVISIONS ALONG
TO LAST A WEEK'S VACATION;
BUT THEY GOT LOST OUT IN THE WOODS,
AND THE NIGHT WAS DARK AND LONELY,
AND ALL THEIR PROVISIONS RAN OUT
EXCEPT ONE PIECE OF BALONEY.

NEXT MORNING, WHEN THEY ALL AWOKE,
QUARTER AFTER SEVEN,
ONE GUY SAID, "I HAD A DREAM,
AND I DREAMED I WENT TO HEAVEN;
I MET ST PETER AT THE GATE,
AND HE WAS RIDING ON A PONY,
I DON'T THINK YOU CAN BEAT THAT DREAM,
SO GIVE ME THE PIECE OF BALONEY."

NOW THE OTHER SAID, "I HAD A DREAM
AND IT WAS A DOUBLE FEATURE,
I ALSO DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN
AND WAS WELCOMED BY ST PETER;
HE LOOKED AT ME, STUCK OUT HIS HAND,
SAYING, 'PUT 'ER THERE, MALONEY!'
I DON'T THINK YOU CAN BEAT THAT DREAM
SO GIVE ME THE PIECE OF BALONEY."

NOW THE NEWFIE SAID, "I MUST ADMIT
IT'S TRUE THAT YOU WERE DREAMING,
THE REASON WHY I KNOW IT'S TRUE,
I WAS DREAMING OF YOU ALL EVENING;
I SAW YOU TWO GO UP ABOVE AND,
GEE, BUT I WAS LONELY,
I THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD NEVER GET BACK,
SO I GOT UP AND ATE THE BALONEY."

NOW I HOPE THIS'LL BE A LESSON TO YOU
IF YOU GO OUT FOR RECREATION,
MAKE SURE YOU TAKE ALONG ENOUGH GRUB
TO LAST A WEEK'S VACATION;
THE STORY THAT I TOLD TO YOU,
I HOPE YOU DON'T THINK IT'S PHONY,
THERE'S ALWAYS ONE SMART NEWF AROUND,
AND ALWAYS A PIECE OF BALONEY.
YES, THERE'S ALWAYS ONE SMART NEWF AROUND,
AND ALWAYS A PIECE OF BALONEY.

>>78526898
not a word

imagine thinking people actually care about your political affiliations and opinions

>>78526790
don't judge them too much on their political views lad you'll be sad if they die xx

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>>78526552
Fuck off, literal Hun.

criticism of capitalism is all well and good, that doesn't make socialism a good alternative

do you think theres an underground war going on right now between nazi and antifa criminal gangs both funded by their respective sympathetic benefactors?

want to go to the gym but it's raining

>>78526956
does your gym not have a roof m8

>>78526924
true lad! i guess they're good people at the end of the day, I should be less judgemental x

Still think they're a bit mongy

>>78526956
literally isnt ive had to close the curtains the suns so bright

mum makes pauline hanson look like leftypol
does my head in

I HAD A HAT WHEN I CAME IN
AND I HUNG IT ON THE RACK,
AND I'LL HAVE A HAT WHEN I GO OUT
OR I'LL BREAK SOMEBODY'S BACK;
I'M A DECENT MAN, I AM, I AM,
AND I DON'T WANT TO SHOUT,
BUT I HAD A HAT WHEN I CAME IN
AND I'LL HAVE A HAT WHEN I GO OUT!

CASEY WORE HIS BRAND NEW HAT
TO MURPHY'S WAKE LAST NIGHT,
SOMEONE STOLE HIS HAT AND,
BOYS, IT STARTED UP A FIGHT;
CASEY SMASHED THE FURNITURE,
THE RADIO AS WELL,
HE NEARLY WOKE THE CORPSE UP
WHEN HE BEGAN TO YELL:

I HAD A HAT WHEN I CAME IN
AND I HUNG IT ON THE RACK,
AND I'LL HAVE A HAT WHEN I GO OUT
OR I'LL BREAK SOMEBODY'S BACK;
I'M A DECENT MAN, I AM, I AM,
AND I DON'T WANT TO SHOUT,
BUT I HAD A HAT WHEN I CAME IN
AND I'LL HAVE A HAT WHEN I GO OUT!

CASEY KEPT ON SHOUTING, BOYS,
THEY COULDN'T KEEP HIM QUIET,
SOMEONE PHONED UP FOR THE COPS
TO COME AND STOP THE RIOT;
TWO COPS RUSHED INTO THE ROOM,
BUT CASEY LAID THEM OUT,
HE FIRED THEM THROUGH THE WINDOW,
THEY BOTH HEARD CASEY SHOUT:

I HAD A HAT WHEN I CAME IN
AND I HUNG IT ON THE RACK,
AND I'LL HAVE A HAT WHEN I GO OUT
OR I'LL BREAK SOMEBODY'S BACK;
I'M A DECENT MAN, I AM, I AM,
AND I DON'T WANT TO SHOUT,
BUT I HAD A HAT WHEN I CAME IN
AND I'LL HAVE A HAT WHEN I GO OUT!

CASEY KEPT ON SHOUTING, BOYS,
TILL ONE-EYED PADDY FLYNN,
SOCKED HIM ON THE WHISKERS
WITH A GREAT BIG ROLLING PIN;
HE KNOCKED POOR CASEY SENSELESS,
IT WAS AN AWFUL CLOUT,
AS HE LAY THERE UNCONSCIOUS
CASEY KEPT ON SHOUTING OUT:

I HAD A HAT WHEN I CAME IN
AND I HUNG IT ON THE RACK,
AND I'LL HAVE A HAT WHEN I GO OUT
OR I'LL BREAK SOMEBODY'S BACK;
I'M A DECENT MAN, I AM, I AM,
AND I DON'T WANT TO SHOUT,
BUT I HAD A HAT WHEN I CAME IN
AND I'LL HAVE A HAT WHEN I GO OUT!

I HAD A HAT WHEN I CAME IN
AND I HUNG IT ON THE RACK,
AND I'LL HAVE A HAT WHEN I GO OUT
OR I'LL BREAK SOMEBODY'S BACK;
I'M A DECENT MAN, I AM, I AM,
AND I DON'T WANT TO SHOUT,
BUT I HAD A HAT WHEN I CAME IN
AND I'LL HAVE A HAT WHEN I GO OUT!

too sunny to go to gym lads

>>78526941
humans have a habit of dealing in dichotomies.

same thing happens with science and religion (although science is far more consistent and reliable than religion has ever been)

>>78526988
not a word

I want to move

>>78526882
should NOT be allowed

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Gonna break it, break it, break it, break it down for you, once more

When the sun goes down
And your eyes cannot see
When the sun goes down
And your hands cannot reach
When your bones feel like breaking
And your heart cannot take another run
I'll be there when the sun goes down

All that I want
Is just to be crazy when the sun goes down
And all that I need
Is for you to be my baby when the sun goes down

When the sun goes down
We'll be dancing in the dark
When the sun goes down
To the beating of your heart
As the Earth moves in orbit
I will always be the one
Who stands my ground
I'll be there when the sun goes down

All that I want
Is just to be crazy when the sun goes down
And all that I need
Is for you to be my baby when the sun goes down

All that I want
Is just to be crazy when the sun goes down
And all that I need
Is for you to be my baby when the sun goes down

When the sun goes down
When the sun goes down
When the sun goes down
I see you around

>>78526952
no. There was in the 60s-90s. Fringe political violence today is just LARPing

>>78526995
does your gym not have a roof m8

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>>78526985
try again x

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I WANT A UKRANIAN GF SO BAD

>>78527004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gObgpuMphw4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpbK1e8lLPQ

too curtainy to go to the gym lads

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>plymouth is actually an alright place

wish the other ideologies would stop being responsible for everything wrong in the world, my ideology is trying their hardest to fix what the other ones are doing but it isn't enough

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-40990174

gypsies fucking up everything lol

blood sweat tears and desire

oi

all jfs should be banned

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Yes all we care about is dem party
Keeping dem good vibes, good vibes in the air now

Sing along now

I put that rock in ya body, now bounce all night
Keep them guns outta da club, dei killin dis vibe
Throw it up for the party, I'll make'em feel good
Goes out to every club, city and hood
Now put that rock in your body now, yeah

Just keep on rockin and don't take it easy
Gots to get out of the club if you don't feel me
Give it up, ain't no stopping
Everyone up in the club is down with this rocking

And that's all it is now
You better get on da dance floor now
Get on that riddim now
I'ma say booyah!

Booyah!

I'ma say what

Yes all we care about is dem party
Keeping dem good vibes, good vibes in the air now
Sing along now

I put that rock in ya body, now bounce all night
Keep them guns outta di club, dei killin dis vibe
Throw it up for the party, I make'em feel good
Goes out to every club, city and hood
Now put that rock in ya body now yeah
I'm saying
Put that rock in ya body now yeah

Just keep on rockin and don't take it easy
Gots to get out of the club if you don't feel me
Give it up, ain't no stopping
Everyone up in the club is down with this rocking

And that's all it is now
You better get on da dance floor now
Get on that riddim now
I'ma say booyah!

I'ma say booyah!

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Good God, the arrogance that I have seen in the last few minutes from Harriet Harman. For anyone who has doubts about feminists, view this 30-36 minutes in.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b08y98xl/conversations-harriet-harman
The only valid point she made was in rē Gordon Brown appointing the dark lord, Darth Vader as Deputy P.M. from the H. of L. over her as an elected member of the Commons’ House.
Oh shit, she neglected to mention: An opinion poll conducted by the centre-left think tank Compass found in March 2009 that Mandelson was less disliked by party members than Deputy Leader Harriet Harman. This was felt to be unusual as Mandelson "historically has been unpopular among Labour members".[56]
>>>78527029
>choosing to interpret temperature from Swedish

I'M A HEARTY OLD SAILOR FROM THE NEWFOUNDLAND SHORE,
AND I WORK FOR MY LIVIN' ON THE COLD LABRADOR;
NOW THE FISHIN'S ALL OVER AND OUR WORK IS ALL DONE,
AND I'M GOIN' OUT TONIGHT, B'Y,
WITH ME RUBBER BOOTS ON.

SO I ATE UP MY SUPPER AND SHAVED OFF MY BEARD,
TO GO OUT A-COURTIN' I WAS HIGHLY PREPARED;
WITH THE DAY'S WORK ALL OVER AND THE NIGHT COMIN' ON,
I'LL REMEMBER THAT NIGHT WITH ME RUBBER BOOTS ON.

I KNOCKED ON HER DOOR, MY KNOCK IT WAS LOW,
AND OUT OF HER SLUMBER MY KNOCK SHE DID KNOW;
SHE CAME TO THE DOOR AND SAID "IS THAT YA, TOM?"
I SAID, "YES IT IS, DUCKY, WITH ME RUBBER BOOTS ON."

SHE OPENED THE DOOR WITH A SILLY OL' GRIN,
AND UP TO HER BEDROOM SHE INVITED ME IN;
SHE JUMPED INTO BED WITH THE BLANKETS PULLED DOWN,
I HOPPED IN BESIDE HER WITH ME RUBBER BOOTS ON.

IT WAS EARLY NEXT MORNING WITH THE SUN IN THE SKY,
I TURNED TO MY TRUE LOVE TO BID HER GOODBYE;
SHE SAID,
"YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME, YOU KNOW YOU DONE WRONG,
YOU SLEPT HERE ALL NIGHT WITH YOUR RUBBER BOOTS ON."

WELL,
I TURNED TO MY TRUE LOVE WITH A WINK AND A SMILE,
I SAID, "NOTHING COULD HAPPEN IN SUCH A SHORT WHILE;
WHATEVER I DID, LOVE, I DID IT FOR FUN."
AND I JUMPED OUT OF BED WITH ME RUBBER BOOTS ON.

IT WAS NINE MONTHS LATER I WAS SUMMONED TO COURT,
FIFTY DOLLARS A WEEK JUST TO PAY FOR MY SPORT;
FIFTY DOLLARS A WEEK FROM A FISHERMAN'S SON,
I REGRETTED THAT NIGHT WITH ME RUBBER BOOTS ON.

AND NOW I'M BACK FISHIN' AND I'M HAPPY FOR SURE,
AND I'M MAKIN' BIG MONEY ON THE COLD LABRADOR;
AND WHEN HE GETS BIGGER I'LL TAKE 'LONG MY SON,
HE'LL CATCH THE CODFISH WITH HIS RUBBER BOOTS ON.

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>alright time to get a GF
>download the ol' tinder
>set it all up
>80% of girls have some ridiculous filter or gay snapchat filter on covering half their face

why the FUCK do they do this

shit myself at work

Gym banned me because I got too big

Plymouth is the greatest city on the coast.

Prove me wrong

absolutely NEED an anime watching gf

>>78527044
they fuck up lots of shit in bristol too.

>>78527074
plymouth is a shithole mate

>>78527074
nah thats brighton

dad b'y hook us a fin, i needs a beer

>>78527029
Meet me at union in 30 mins and we'll walk up to McCauley s together x

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you arrive in Plymouth

>>78527031
do you watch this anime or just wank over youtube vids?

>>78527096
>>78527037
t. landlocked pakis

>>78527074
was there like two weeks ago its a shithole

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-leeds-40992170/wakefield-multi-storey-car-park-demolished

Lads whats that water cannon thing for?

>>78526982
yeah my brother has silly views on immigration and so on, barely believes in borders but there's no point getting twisted up about it, they're just people and think they're on the right track

>>78527116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd2LF9nKX2g

All these northerns getting butthurt that they aren't a janner


Having a laugh x

took the big red up shore and got er on TILT me b'ys

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>why don't you move out anon?

duhhh i don't know, maybe if you pulled your head out of your ass you might know you dumb fucking boomer

>>78527115
ummm that Port-Au-Prince sweaty x

>>78527128
dust

>>78527128
to stifle the dust stop it spreading too far

america banned me cause i got to thin

russia is stoking political extremism in the west on both sides

>>78527044
interesting

i saw gyppos for the first time in years the other day as well, wonder if they've done a big uk migration atm or summit

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>>78527074
the 'mouth (port's)

>>78527128
>another 60s dog shit gone

fantastic. good job northerners

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plymouth meet up when?

walked up to some little rat looking gobin in costa coffee today lads

he was saying he hates pakis and being a proper rorke

slapped his shitty coffee out his hands and started screaming "GOODNIGHT ALT RIGHT"

little runt got knocked the fuck out

>>78527174
haha
chance would be a fine thing

>>78527174
We are NOT meeting up on the Hoe. Union or nothing

what the fuck even is ply mouth and liverpool is the greatest city whether its coasted or not

>>78527135
yuru yuri is good if you get turned on by anime

ON THE FOURTH OF JULY EIGHTEEN HUNDRED AND SIX
WE SET SAIL FROM THE SWEET COVE OF CORK
WE WERE SAILING AWAY WITH A CARGO OF BRICKS
FOR THE GRAND CITY HALL IN NEW YORK
'TWAS A WONDERFUL CRAFT, SHE WAS RIGGED FORE-AND-AFT
AND OH, HOW THE WILD WINDS DROVE HER.
SHE'D GOT SEVERAL BLASTS, SHE'D TWENTY-SEVEN MASTS
AND WE CALLED HER THE IRISH ROVER.

currently having a poo

>>78527194
GOOD post

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>>78527187

>>78527183
haha indeed
chance would be a fine thing

Where we from in P town lads?


t. Plymstock

>>78527219
this is funny

Haven't bought shoes in a while

Do the shop make me try them bc I don't want to

doing my best

WE HAD ONE MILLION BALES OF THE BEST SLIGO RAGS
WE HAD TWO MILLION BARRELS OF STONES
WE HAD THREE MILLION SIDES OF OLD BLIND HORSES HIDES,
WE HAD FOUR MILLION BARRELS OF BONES.
WE HAD FIVE MILLION HOGS, WE HAD SIX MILLION DOGS,
SEVEN MILLION BARRELS OF PORTER.
WE HAD EIGHT MILLION BAILS OF OLD NANNY GOATS' TAILS,
IN THE HOLD OF THE IRISH ROVER.

>>78527232
genuinely feel sorry for this post

>>78527232
buy online

>>78527225
W O O L W E L L
O
O
L
W
E
L
L

>>78527252
I am sorry lad x

>>78527225
Pimlico

>>78527225
Plymouth

THERE WAS AWL MICKEY COOTE WHO PLAYED HARD ON HIS FLUTE
WHEN THE LADIES LINED UP FOR HIS SET
HE WAS TOOTIN' WITH SKILL FOR EACH SPARKLING QUADRILLE
THOUGH THE DANCERS WERE FLUTHER'D AND BET
WITH HIS SPARSE WITTY TALK HE WAS COCK OF THE WALK
AS HE ROLLED THE DAMES UNDER AND OVER
THEY ALL KNEW AT A GLANCE WHEN HE TOOK UP HIS STANCE
AND HE SAILED IN THE IRISH ROVER

>>78527225
modbury

>>78526688
i will never forgive you for the leftypol bait posts you made; this general has suffered at your hands

LOVE willies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb2Rt-ccw2c

>>78527282
you gay?

>>78526952
I think at the top, they're funded from the same source. See the cooperation of the media and police in enabling and showcasing the violence at these events, even sensationalising it. At the top, they know what the result of that will be. It's an incredibly divisive mechanic. Both sides are growing both in size, and level of radicalisation, because of the public violence and horrific rhetoric of the opposition. The German Nazis came to power as a result of public anti-communist sentiment, because communists were engaged in indiscriminate political violence.

On the ground, most agents of these groups will be brainwashed tools, just idiots spoiling for a fight and using half-baked, ignorant radical politics as an excuse. At the organisational level, there will be infiltrators, false flag agents, and agent provocateurs.

You think the FBI's cointelpro, or the CIA, or any other intelligence agency would see what's happening and fail to at least try to take advantage of the situation? The fact that these infiltrators are ignored, the very idea dismissed as conspiracy theory (even by those who push wild conspiracy theories about their opposition), leads me to believe the same people reporting on this growing two-sided menace, and the ostensible leaders, are all secretly on the same side.

>>78527225
efford

THERE WAS BARNEY MCGEE FROM THE BANKS OF THE LEE,
THERE WAS HOGAN FROM COUNTY TYRONE
THERE WAS JIMMY MCGURK WHO WAS SCARRED STIFF OF WORK
AND A MAN FROM WESTMEATH CALLED MALONE
THERE WAS SLUGGER O'TOOLE WHO WAS DRUNK AS A RULE
AND FIGHTING BILL TRACEY FROM DOVER
AND YOUR MAN MICK MCCANN FROM THE BANKS OF THE BANN
WAS THE SKIPPER OF THE IRISH ROVER

>>78527282

if by willies you means a can of VIENNAS then buddy i'll give ya a kiss

>>78527292
I can suck em and suck em and suck em and they never get any smaller, never

>>78527291
blimey

Lads moving from Plymmy (on the map) to Liverpool. Honestly Very scared. Northerns are subhuman

one of my schoolfriends moved to mexico when we left school and ended up having a kid with some mexican bird about a year later.
the child has blonde hair and blue eyes, there must have been a tiny chance of that happening when his gf had black and brown hair/eyes

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the geological layout of plymouth is quite pleasing tbqh lads

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do NOT wear boat shoes

WE HAD SAILED SEVEN YEARS WHEN THE MEASLES BROKE OUT
AND THE SHIP LOST IT'S WAY IN A FOG.
AND THAT WHALE OF THE CREW WAS REDUCED DOWN TO TWO,
JUST MESELF AND THE CAPTAIN'S OLD DOG.
THEN THE SHIP STRUCK A ROCK, OH LORD WHAT A SHOCK
THE BULKHEAD WAS TURNED RIGHT OVER
TURNED NINE TIMES AROUND, AND THE POOR DOG WAS DROWNED
I'M THE LAST OF THE IRISH ROVER

>>78527299
alrey bey ere i goes tescos u won summat?

>>78527337
Tfw I am on that map

:O

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What can I spend my wagemoney on to fill the gaping emptiness in my life?

>>78527360
doxxed

lads do benders get big arse attraction the way some lads like thicc grills?

>>78527365
an onahole

>>78527349
why? they look good

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second yank civil war coming VERY soon

how do we profit?

>bloody boomers!
I highly suspect, that like me many of you would be failures in any economic climate

>>78527365
donate to your twitch gf

love how the yank thinks he could ever get to my level

>>78527365
long weekends in various euro cities.

" 'ey lads, d'ye remember when the Argyle were playing in the Premiership? "
" No? "
" Well, what about the First Division? "
[tumbleweeds blow across the deserted street followed by a large bird of prey sounding in the distance]

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you arrive at mount batten

>>78527365
pornstar escorts

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Tfw all the janners here are scrotes other than modbury and plymstock lad

>>78527365
dakimakura
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErOqVN3hbxo

just gave a twitch girl streamer playing hearthstone £50 and she didn't even reply

might kill myself lads

>>78525284
>>78527315

Learn something new on /int/ every day

>>78527365
drugs

just went on a 10k run and smashed my PB what have you pathetic cunts done

might join antifa

>>78527390
argyle used to be in the championship sweaty x

>>78527397
literally more upper class than both of you combined

t. mannamead

>>78527379
>only 3 minutes
stingy cunts

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>>78527337
How come the water is blue?

cultural marxism is only partaken in by the cool kids

if you don't you're probably an autistic spazoid who believes in national identity

hahaahhahhhahahaha

want to have a wank in the shower but I know its a bad idea

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B'Y JESUS

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>might join antifa

>>78527378
yer feet will stink

>>78527407
you best be jestin

>>78527291
is this what real bums look like? they're disgusting

>>78527198
have seen and wanked (propulsin sperm oot tha pintle fa plaejur gien tae yesel) to a yuri yuri live action lesbian jav

might infiltrate antifa and take it down from the inside

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>might join antifa

might play fifa

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>might play fifa

Might play antififa

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>>78527379
>filename

>>78527451
easy to fix desu

>>78527074
Southend obviously you fucking spastic

>>78527472
it's a fake bum

>>78527522
stacey from southend

May go to Jenny cliff and dog with your mum x

antifa is cool actually the very concept of it

ah yes
power goes of for ten minutes, then goes off for 15 then comes back on again over and over

just unlocked a gold sargon on antififa 2017 lads

>>78527428
Oh yeah, sorry. I forgot that football didn't exist before August of 1992 a.d. (!)

I meant the real First Division, not the Coca Cola one created to give the 2 lowest levels of pro. clubs and their fans a baseless boost in self-esteem.

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>>78527530

negativity is always attractive

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>>78526560
this 2bh

>>78527484
unacceptable

>>78527484
questionable behaviour

recommend me a good anime

i said good

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>Ireland is bigger than Wales

HOWLING

you cant make this shit up lads

wish I could wear this three piece tweed suit before the age of 50 without looking tarquin af

>>78527530
might go wank to this again

>>78527432
google modify the colour of maps in cities to stand out better

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Who is your current pornfu? I've been wanking to Abella Danger

Anime is poison to children's minds and it creates a fake world for them to live in. Anime introduces pornographic material at a young age and has very graphic and violent scenes. This carries over into adulthood and creates these lazy, nasty, hideous slobs that were once your children that now sleep with an anime body pillow at night and read mangas at least 10 times a day. Anime also consumes your soul and wastes time that could be used to go outside, get 60 minutes of fresh air, do homework and contribute something to society. The people who watch anime are not the problem, anime is. Anime is the root of all problems, cancer, war, Africa, and the Nazis. Since people watch anime on the TV so much, it uses electricity and is the reason why the oil reserves will run out soon. Anime causes cancer because it has been proven TV screens emit radiation and radiation causes cancer. Anime has caused war by inspiring the Nazis to side with the Japanese through their cartoons and establishing the Pacific Front in World War 2. African leaders in Africa are corrupted by anime influences and they cannot tend to their peoples needs and cannot feed them. Future generations will be ruined and destroyed by anime influence. Everyone thinks the downfall of humanity will be ourselves, but in reality it is anime. After the atomic radiation, the Japanese wanted to get their revenge on the world and created their ultimate weapon, anime.

>>78527600
brainlet

>>78527597
The Tales of Sir Francis Drake and the Spics

>>78527600
Kayden

>>78527617
i dont have one because I'm not a freak
also shes ugly and you have shit taste

>>78527574
literally this

NEED 100% inheritance tax

FUCK tarquin

>>78527597
k-on

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>>78527617

cant stand the sun
going to stay nocturnal hate the daylight
literally burns, been in total or semi darkness for over 7 days and looking out of the window is physically painful

havent showered in 3 days x
getting itchy so i probably should hehe

>>78527597
k-on

>>78527636
will watch

>>78527648
will not watch

any of lads want to share your gfs?

need to shag someone gf right now

>>78527677
can only imagine the gremlin you are irl

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>>78527641
You seem angry, maybe you should wank more?

>>78527636
classic

>>78527677
alri Vlad

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>>78527660

>>78527677
return to the daytime and praise the lord every weekend

got called feral in greggs for throwing my sausage rolls on the ground and kicking over the crumpet display stand

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he's right you know

>>78527600
probably could make it up, not out the realm of my imagination

>>78527732
why'd you do that then

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>>78527575
>>78527583

>>78527713
her face looks like a jewish caricature

Personally I have kayaked out to Drake's island and explored it.

Lock me up hehe

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>>78527617
Kitami Eri

I only watch Japanese softcore because I am a refined gentleman

how to spot a mind slave
>people who hate Columbus

>>78527729
need sara to stick that finger right up my arsehole

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>>78527746
I think you're just a big racist

>>78527745
link PLEASE

>>78527745
jesus christ
what the fuck even is

>>78527757
its being redeveloped by 2 turbo tories

>>78527764
0 boobies

do yourself a favour and get a patrician javfu like Ameri Ichinose

>>78527729
still howl thinking about the pasta of sara cleaning the bog

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>I only watch Japanese softcore

>>78527745
NEED to wank to this

>>78527781
more of this thiccness

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>>78527795
more than a handful is a waste

and I am more about the feets anyway

>>78527781
I am

>>78527806
what the fuck is wrong with that cat

subtitles folder is 23 MB

>>78527745
starring ronald mcdonald as akarin

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dabb

>>78527738
what point is this comic supposed to be making

>>78527820
need a boobies gf

need a boobless gf

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As I was slowly passing by an orphan's home one day,
I thought I'd stop a little while just to watch the children play.
Alone, a boy was standing, and when I asked him why,
He turned with eyes that could not see and this was his reply.

I'm nobody's child, nobody's child.
I'm like a flower, just growing wild.
No mommy's kisses and no daddy's smiles,
Nobody wants me, I'm nobody's child.

People come for children to take them for their own,
But they seem to pass me by and why I never know.
I know they want to take me, but when they see I'm Blind,
They always pick some other child and I am left behind.

I'm nobody's child, nobody's child.
I'm like a flower, just growing wild.
No mommy's kisses and no daddy's smiles,
Nobody wants me, I'm nobody's child.

No mommy's arms to hold me and soothe me when I cry,
Sometimes I feel so lonely, I wish that I could die.
I'll walk the street of heaven where all the blind can see,
Then I'll be like other kids, There'll be a place for me.

I'm nobody's child, nobody's child.
I'm like a flower, just growing wild.
No mommy's kisses and no daddy's smiles,
Nobody wants me, I'm nobody's child.

waiting for the next thread to unveil my latest gimmick

FUCK OFF YOU CANADIAN MONGS NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR AUTISTIC 50 MILE WALL OF TEXT

>>78527885
>>78527885
>>78527885


NEW

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>>78527815

any lads wanna nap and cuddle

>>78527889
early

what does "water resistant" mean? will my watch be alright if i take a shower with it on?

>>78527942
water resistant isn't as good as water proof as in your should avoid water if you can

>>78527942
Nah, it'll be alright in the rain if you're careful with it. Mine is water resistant and I do the dishes with it on but keep it out of the water. It went under in the bath once by accident, but I got it out and into a dry towel and it's fine. Can't go swimming in it though and I wouldn't take a shower with it.

*rustles a wrapper*
*pops it opens*
eer la, want a malteaser?