Bloody mods don't want the boys talkin about tits ey (edition)
ruskie chebs
might make up an elaborate ruse exposing turtlemong as a nonce
got kicked out of an uber car for puking lol
*meows*
>why yes, I abuse opioids
>>78524601
the gf
>>78524677
Wonder how big her cock is
>>78524632
terrific post
no point posting my belters in this thread as it will inevitably be deleted due to the jannybait OP image
going back to the old thread
anime
>>78524714
it's a ban from /tv/ you illiterate swine, get out of my thread
for me, it's tits and arse
have to do stuff
don't want to do stuff
don't understand how people spend time taking and viewing pictures on snapchat and such
>>78524699
Lemme go give her a handjob and I'll report back
For me it's women, gotta love em
don't understand how people spend time writing and reading posts on /brit/ and such
>>78524739
>tfw grad student teaching class
>tfw have to film 12 hours of online class video classes
>tfw 12/16 hrs done and semester starts tomorrow
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
got 10 (You)s on my reddit post
>>78524735
PLAY A RECORD
>>78524700
One day I hope to have a girl of my very own
>>78524783
So boring that my weenus did not budge a bit
Honestly have no idea how some films get so highly rated
Just watched the trailer for Requiem for a Dream and I know it will be an utter boring pile of shit
>>78524783
so exciting that my weenus bored through my desk
Let's join the Nordic Council, lads
I want a cheap knit sweater
>>78524820
You are an utter moron
Just watched a trailer for a movie, now let me tell you about the other 2 hours I haven't seen
>meet a new friend group, hang out with them for a couple of months
>eventually come to resent everyone in the group and cut off all contact with them
have done this time and time again, thought the latest friends i made were friends for life but 3 months down the line i hate them
do i need to make better friends? Or am i destined for a lonely autistic life?
>>78524849
You need to make a better 'you', anon
>>78524844
It always works out though. I watch a trailer and know a film will be complete dogshit (eg Big Lebowski) however I get pushed into watching it because of the 50 Oscars and rave reviews on Reddit and /tv/ (same thing).
Shan't be wasting my time like that anymore. One more film into the dogshit DO NOT WATCH pile
been in this town for about almost 7 months for work.
not made a single friend. not been on a single date. not been out once. as such i've lived only for work. every action i've taken has been relative to work. i rest so that i can work. i eat so i can work. i buy something nice, so i can feel like working is worth it.
moving away in about a month. how do i avoid a repeat performance of this.
>>78524828
More like the no-dick council lmao
>>78524894
would tell you if i knew
hope you get a more fulfilling life x
>>78524894
How about you post about it every single thread in detail, that should help
>>78524894
what town? I'll come for a pint
>>78524676
whats the necklace about?
anyone else not taking any holiday this year?
>took 2 days off to go to assessment centres
>leaving my job early
>taking 1 week off to move cities and find new accomodation (not to relax)
>getting paid in lieu of holiday not taken and working every other working day of this entire year
spotted the underage cunt >78524820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaYA9FLT3Ps
just found this and i'm properly flabbergasted
wearing big steel toe cap and midsole boots lads
was stamping on nails earlier testing them out
>>78524981
Sounds like a good way to fuck up the grip on your boot
>>78524981
wish those nails could have been my bollocks
>>78524974
White people
>>78525014
how would that fuck up the grip?
>>78524868
i really have been trying hard these past year (got into uni, started studying hard, spend lots of time outdoors) to make myself a better person, i guess i need to try harder
still can't figure out what's going on inside my own brain though, never know what mood im in, just always feel in this same melancholy mood no matter what happens
honestly really remind myself of chris chan, do you think going to therapy and getting them to take a look in my head would help?
desu i don't really mind not having any friends, but it would be nice to have long term friends
>>78525074
Stop posting this mug
Dont fucking care
>>78525040
best super deluxe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-McIdVuY88
>Stop posting this mug
>Dont fucking care
>Stop posting this mug
>Dont fucking care
Tim has been the worst gimmick to ever grace /brit/
Literally dont give a fucking shit. Straight back to red.dit you go
Tired of having some mentally ill middle aged man shoved in my face for the last 2 years
>>78524955
taking 3 days off to play a computer game
>>78525118
its just so perfectly stereotypical that it seems fake
Got drunk and slept through two alarms, missed my flight to Milan lads. Had to spend £280 on another one....fuck's sake.
>>78525108
bad post
>>78525122
good post
>Irish name
>Grandparents strongly catholic
>But I was born in England and have an English accent, see myself as English and I'm really more of an Anglican
Feel like a traitor desu.
>>78525179
post the webm of the muslim women eating spaghetti with towels on their heads
>>78525174
Doylem
About to do a poo.
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>Tim has been the worst gimmick to ever grace /brit/
>Literally dont give a fucking shit. Straight back to red.dit you go
>Tired of having some mentally ill middle aged man shoved in my face for the last 2 years
>>78525070
fucking hell you sound exactly like me
think it's just a late teens/ early twenties thing, I'm still an awkward early adult that can't find a place in today's world
ahh yes, a youtuber diss track; """content creators""" who are desperate to increase their subscriber count and offset youtube's reduced rates will call each other names while rhyming words. looking forward to seeing them all reduced to cameos in TV and film
>>78525205
muh hurrtage
>>78525221
gfs are just exorbitantly expensive pets
http://i.4cdn.org/f/daily%20dose.swf
warning NSFW
>>78525223
Pmsl was just about to post this
>>78525205
FOY
>>78525291
virus
>>78525291
virus don't cLIck
Had bizarre dreams last night. Trying to remember them to write them up for the dream diary is a pain.
>>78525205
>irish parents
>irish name
>catholic
>born in the uk
>proud of my heritage and would gladly wipe out every anglo
you are a traitor and will treated as such when the ira activates it's top secret sleeper cell (the traveler community)
>>78525291
this gave me a virus on microsoft edge
>>78525291
No malware here click as many times as you want
Any one up for an impromptu /brit/ meetup in Birmingham airport Wetherspoons (departures)?
>>78525225
yeah i think it's that too., i think some people get it worse than others.
glad im not alone, i hope we both make it bro, all i want to be is happy.
>>78525291
Hmm
getting the results of my gayness test tomorrow lads
>>78525362
be there in 5 mate
>>78525362
Birmingham has an airport?
>>78525322
England has like 10x the Irish population. Ireland can't compete in any fashion besides bombing indiscriminately with American weaponry.
>>78525380
no.1 reason why i will never play baseball/cricket
>>78525378
this was staged
>>78525380
don't care about baseball
>>78525378
I think he's just Jewish
>>78525391
It's technically Solihull airport
>>78525408
you sound like a looney conspiracy theorist mate
take your meds
>>78525397
Yes....more population is good...we need more....ramp up immigration tenfold we must become more powerful...
>>78525428
solihull has an airport? what the fuck
>>78525408
no it wasn't /pol/ found the mong he's a commie nutcase
do you like cocaine
me and my m8 are going to do some tonight for banter
can you request a coastguard if you call 999
>>78525408
This is what occurred to me. The man seems like the mental image of what a "leftist" would be to Alex Jones and not actually a real one. He just comes up to him and starts snarling like some strange animal? And then very quickly escalates to pouring very obviously cold coffee over him. It all seems too weird
>>78525449
yes we need more immigrants who do nothing but claim benefits, rape white girls and shit out babies
>>78525478
>/pol/ being in charge of any detective work
Finished my poo.
>>78525478
ever heard of punctuation?
>>78525449
the UK has had a class system that incentvized eugenics for centuries, so population growth was a good thing for the productivity of the nation
>>78525388
Cool, have got a round in for us
>>78525118
cannot get over this guy's weird behavior
he seems so agitated and hyper, like some sort of unpredictable rodent that has just taken a fat line of gear
>>78525499
Is this a joke post? /pol/ found those flags through sunset angles and flight patterns
>>78525490
the other people that came up to Alex in the video also seemed cartoonish and off
>>78525378
ah yes, left wing genetics
no wonder they're so bitter all the time
>>78525485
obviously
>>78525514
i meant 5 hours
anyone up for an impromptu /brit/ meetup in wakefield airport weatherspoons?
/tv/ is the funniest board
>>78525517
>>78525490
>>78525408
Take your meds Brody, speak to a GP, take some time off work and lay off the conspiracy theories (if you do work at all, that is)
Yanks may have boring posts, but Auscunts have stupid posts. Why don't Australians get as demonized as Americans? It's not fair...
>>78525530
No worries, will book onto a later flight, see you In a bit mate
>>78525515
you've obviously never tried super male vitality
>>78525499
well that settled the debate then. great post
>>78525516
/pol/ is also the place where they listen to normal military radio communications and shit their pants thinking WWIII has started
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/899017719189618688/video/1
state of antifa
desert yanks are awful but they're nothing compared to regular yanks
>>78525567
I mean the neckbeard guy, not Alex Jones.
>>78525515
>>78525517
it's seattle, i'm surprised it wasn't worse
>>78525490
>>78525408
>>78525517
leftypol is finally evolving into their final form: the schizophrenic conspiracy theorist
see a doctor I'm worried about all of you
>>78525499
they're secret services-tier doxers
>>78525546
it's just cause they have so much to work from
won't let the sun go down on me lads
>>78525621
Well, projection is a very common thing. Alex Jones constantly asserts everything is in fact staged by the govt with actors, so it's plausible he thinks that because he's done it before and so on.
>>78525587
cringe. fuck this planet.
>>78525654
I'll go down on you
>>78525654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqqXMXpyAkE
dangling the strings in front of brody and rorke
watch them go! round and round in circles, chasing their tails
labelling anyone a conspiracy nut while simultaneously defending Alex fucking Jones
>>78525669
Goldbaum was a mistake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiBG6vuLrzY
toil starts tomorrow
>Well, projection is a very common thing. Alex Jones constantly asserts everything is in fact staged by the govt with actors, so it's plausible he thinks that because he's done it before and so on.
oi oi bender alert >>78525674 >>78525674
>>78525674
please do
>>78525669
great this shit is heading here now
fucking hate yanks
wish drumpf would just turn off internet for the yanks already like he promised
>>78525669
can't even tell what race any of those things are
ps not racist
>>78525587
Saw this earlier and thought the lad was alt right
>>78525701
Not for Rorke. Rorke hasn't worked a day in his life. scrounging smelly cunt.
>labelling anyone a conspiracy nut while simultaneously defending Alex fucking Jones
>>78525696
I immediately knew what song this was by the edgy font used for the lyrics
Ongoing /leftypol/ raid
Estimate: 2-3 teenagers
>>78525669
>throw the racists out
>good night whites
really makes you think
2d mommies
should I get a 10 hour train for £150 (WITH a railcard) or fly for 90 minutes for £120
oooh that's a tricky one
your efforts here are futile leftypol
>>78525669
>This is fucked up
good message, i support it
>>78525765
2 1
>>78525750
>mommies
FOY
>>78525205
>>78525322
>>78524014
>>78524064
>>78525755
yes
>>78525669
why do lefty bints color their hair lads?
be more tolerant or i'll bash your head in
funny how centrists NEVER spam their agenda
hmmmmm
turns out, switzerland? well peng
>>78525808
centrists don't need to spam propaganda because when the time comes and it really matters, they'll be the ones ruling over the runts
Isn't Floyd Mayweather really rich? Why doesn't he just get private lessons to learn to properly read and write? Absolutely no reason not to.
>>78525775
just had a very pleasant onahole wank to abe mikako who is probably my favourite javstar at present
>>78525799
coloured hair is the female fedora
>>78525833
only the truly wordly know about switzerland
did a poo
looked in the loo
and it reminded me of youuuuuuuuuuu
>my favourite javstar at present
spotted the surreptitious centrist >78525808
>>78525833
would like to live in switzerland, shame its in europe x
>>78525833
how to get to that exact spot?
>I called in sick
>from your ffuuuunneeerrraaaaalllllll
Trump clearly has dementia. Watch him speaking even 5-10 years ago, he's so much more lucid.
doing a REALLY big think
>>78525905
ask obrien to beam you xx
>>78525920
why are you awake?
*chucks a jammy dodger at you*
>>78525799
as a symbolic rejection of nature and its order.
>>78525928
>destroy eruope
>flee to israel
was this their plan all along?
>>78525925
hmm maybe yanks shouldn't elect grandpas to be their presidents
just dropped my phone up the chimney
want to look like this but im straight
timo
timo come
come timo, timo
VOGELS
how do I ask the opticians for harold shipman's glasses without showing them a picture of harold shipman?
need a peter kay apustaja by the end of the day, graphic design graduates get on it
>>78525928
I thought they were supposed to be the ones behind it all?
>>78525957
yes
is it about £100 for a pint of beer in switzerland
>>78525970
you ask for the cheap/free ones
>hayal drooomf
Fucking love American politics so much, best reality show of all time
>>78525978
ironically jews vote conservative here
>>78525669
did some research, apparently this rally was protesting racism, just that
nothing had even happened to spark this protest
>>78525970
ask for generic nonce music teacher glasses
>>78525833
went to a spot like this when i visited and it was really nice. but there was also training going on at a nearby military base so every 10 minutes there'd be gunfire echoing across the hills
>>78525957
already happened in france
>>78525957
don't really see how they benefit from that
>>78525936
not being getting tired for some reason even tho only doing six hours slep for 2 day now
you like this song no?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC-avAlttaM
>>78526018
of course not no
*post something which doesn't portray Donald trump in a positive light*
>Fuck off Brody/leftypol!!
State of /brit/.
>>78525997
this must be shopped
>>78525999
how is that ironic? tories are kikes
>>78525962
australia sounds grim
>>78525997
this desu
british politics seems so parochial and boring in comparison
>>78525997
humpty drumpfty
listening to wynonie harris
>>78526026
what the fuck
what about this one no?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BztI7WP7HMo
>>78526018
6 hours of sleep a night isn't even that bad
>>78526030
brody literally is not a thing, stop trying to force it
>>78526030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxgQUnC4238
engelbert humperdinck is not my president
ongoing r/thedonald raid
estimated: 3 neet virgins
>>78526018
been doing 4 hours sleep for years now
Not watching la la land because its normie tripe
dont have a president
Literally don't understand how brody is supposed to be the commie version of rorke
battle of rorke's drift = small amount of brits beat a large amount of zulus
battle of brody = small amount of nazis beat a large amount of soviets
shouldn't brody be the nazi version of rorke rather than the commie version?
>>78525905
rigi mountain, took a cable tram up to the Old Mans Peak and then hiked for 30min to get to this lower (but empty) peak
>>78526108
howling at the state of leftypol
they're getting paranoid
>>78526129
Its literally some crap made up by leftypol, this was noted right during its creation and forcing
link me funny videos
Heeft iemand zeggen “vogels”?
>>78526080
>>78526108
no i said doing 2 day
6 hours slep done in 2 day
>>78526136
>r/thedonald in charge of replying to the correct post
don't worry you'll get the hang of 4chan eventually, bit different from reddit mate
>>78526104
https://www.instagram.com/cat.jazz/
>>78526080
Lol lad you need to calm down, seen you post the same thing day after day, it's not healthy
>>78526155
THIS
DO NOT CALL LEFTYPOL BRODY
IT IS A PLOY TO DISTRACT FROM THE FACT THAT THEY ARE FROM LEFTYPOL
washing machine is leaking, lads. will have to get onto the landlord. bad shit.
>>78526158
>>78525755
the plane i reckon. cheaper and faster
>>78526169
Literally don't understand how brody is supposed to be the commie version of rorke
battle of rorke's drift = small amount of brits beat a large amount of zulus
battle of brody = small amount of nazis beat a large amount of soviets
shouldn't brody be the nazi version of rorke rather than the commie version?
>>78526166
helo gatze :)0
>black girls are ugl-
>>78526129
just stop saying the word
>>78526155
>>78526178
wrong you mongs
it was rorkes and yanks trying to force it as an insult
Literally don't understand how brody is supposed to be the commie version of rorke
battle of rorke's drift = small amount of brits beat a large amount of zulus
battle of brody = small amount of nazis beat a large amount of soviets
shouldn't brody be the nazi version of rorke rather than the commie version?
>>78526200
she's not black though?
>>78526129
It's very fitting because they're pathetic as hell
>>78526155
Actually it was very clearly a rorke falseflagging
can hear pakistanis are destroying something on my street
very loud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZfEGeNIGaM
>>78526200
cor
leftypol have no safe space here
Lbmight make up an elaborate ruse exposing turtlemong as a nonce
>>78526228
Brody
>>78526073
it's ok I like how everybody is white
it looks as if it's having a rectal orgasm.>>78526195
>>78526216
>>78526191
Have Brodies finally lost the plot?
>>78526228
a young girl? britain's future?
Literally don't understand how brody is supposed to be the commie version of rorke
battle of rorke's drift = small amount of brits beat a large amount of zulus
battle of brody = small amount of nazis beat a large amount of soviets
shouldn't brody be the nazi version of rorke rather than the commie version?
>>78526239
we don't want a safespace, we believe in free speech
it's the rorkelets that cry when someone has a differing opinion
Literally don't understand how brody is supposed to be the commie version of rorke
battle of rorke's drift = small amount of brits beat a large amount of zulus
battle of brody = small amount of nazis beat a large amount of soviets
shouldn't brody be the nazi version of rorke rather than the commie version?
why are people talking about leftypol again
adrien brody is a youtube video
>>78526273
>we believe in free speech
>apart from when it goes against lefty propaganda
>>78526281
We have a small leftypol invasion today. Was relatively quiet the past week
I think it's safe to say we now know who is behind the prolific anti Brody posting, and that is leftypol. I can't think of anyone so autistic
>>78526186
better use one.
gonna HEEM both brody and rorke
no match for my 250 IQ(being a radcen, naturally)
>>78526281
because a couple of commie teens from the leftypol discord are spamming /brit/ again with retarded propaganda
Literally don't understand how brody is supposed to be the commie version of rorke
battle of rorke's drift = small amount of brits beat a large amount of zulus
battle of brody = small amount of nazis beat a large amount of soviets
shouldn't brody be the nazi version of rorke rather than the commie version
>>78526294
Because leftists work and sont spend their day scrounging around lmao
>>78524601
>>78526278
>>78526281
>>78526290
>>78526293
>>78526273
>we believe in free speech
look at his face
so many films
such little storage space
such small speed
so little time
Literally dont understand how brody is supposed to be the commie version of rorke
battle of rorke's drift = small amount of brits beat a large amount of zulus
battle of brody = small amount of nazis beat a large amount of soviets
shouldn't brody be the nazi version of rorke rather than the commie version?
been swearing a bit too much recently so now I'm only swearing on weekends
>>78526321
Secondary school doesn't count as "work," mate.
seems to be a /pol/ and r/thedonald joint raid
approximately 4/5 neet virgins on the scene
mornin
as a radcen, leftypol are the better posters, rorke struggles to put his thoughts in to a well-thought out argument, instead just comes across as a screeching autist
Leftypol on the other hand are well-versed and calm in their arguments, as a radcen I've enjoyed many a structured debate with leftypol, but there's just no debating with rorke
>>78526360
piss off
breast reductions after 25 just make sense
less back pain and less sag
freedom, human rights and free trade
>>78526359
/brit/ is a rorke general
http://www.strawpoll.me/13251628/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/13251628/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/13251628/r
you're the only invader here
>>78526384
fuck off mum
>>78526377
jog on dickhead x
>>78526365
t. ausbrody mong
think i accidentally got a gf lads haha woops
>>78526359
fucking regret dropping out of school lads just turned 18 and my life's already over
>>78526359
/brit/ has always been rorke
from its foundation, its core
it has been corrupted and destroyed over the last two years, from what was a comfy place of conversation to a horrid pit of teenagers screeching about communism and corbyn
>>78526384
but why 25
>>78526294
>>78526315
you could just choose to ignore it rather than give it more attention
I thought /brit/ knew better than this after years of tripfags?
why do we must contribute to the human society when we are subhuman?
>I'm not a Rorke, I'm the master race.
>>78526401
is she cute :3
>>78526403
hasn't even begun yet
>>78526365
>>78526393
there is a vogel on youre flag
took this from reddit cause i thought it was cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x3UezyOEkI
>the utter state of leftypol
heh..
>>78526427
ye m8
Another unproductive week is nearly here lads.
Jesus is probably just waiting a very long time before he comes back because he doesn't want to come across as too desperate
>>78526406
>screeching about communism and corbyn
yeah rorke really can't hold it in can he aha
hmmmMMMMmmmmmm....
radical rorkdy
>>78526434
fuck
>>78526412
10ish years is a good enough run and most would have already peaked naturally
stop spending your time here
read a book, go for a run or something
I'm blue
In Aberdeen I will die,
I'm blue
In Aberdeen I will die,
I'm blue
In Aberdeen I will die,
I'm blue
In Aberdeen I will die.
>>78526458
the state of female Brodies hahahaha
>>78526481
>read a book, go for a run or something
can't
I'm wheelchair bound
Just had a cheeky wank lads. And you ?
there's a new undisputed boxing champ lads
>>78526495
the fuck is a brody
fuck off with your shit forced gimmick
>>78526481
haven't finished a book since year 1 or 2
hate books
>>78526466
im going to make a pot noodle
>>78526502
did a poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwZpRBGxdXw
>>78526514
a rorke but FAR more braindead
>>78526481
at work sweety
>>78526512
I'll dispute that tonight in the lidl car park
business idea: pretend to be this so-called "leftypol" to rile up rorke
>>78526535
*fucking boots its fucking head off*