Elaine is the best Seinfeld character edition
poop thread
Whiskey
cum lol
would PLOW late series elaine
>>78480913
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment p and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "epic" "lol, cum", isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a north american general. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL, CUM." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
>>78480898
RNH
>>78480917
woah, she looks like veep
good lord you people are boring
cara and tequila do not mix well
should remmeber that next time
never gonna fall for
MODERN LOVE
Evening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1YpXECC7MY&feature=youtu.be
shart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAtd6NBvVA0
>>78481026
I once said good afternoon to a lady while on a walk around 9 PM
>>78481111
you should've just raped her
I practically did with my suspicious personality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHakl2bMQYI
>>78481143
meant for
>>78481124
still getting used to a new OneeChan theme/layout
>>78481111
I guess it should be good morning for me
i was making tea but my water evaporeated
gonna have a fap
post some material boys
had a good shave
>>78481301
/s/61da45587c/1097297-1
haven't shaved since June 28th 2017
>>78481301
Grimes
>>78481387
LEWWWWWDDDDDDDD
>>78481401
i luv her
rate this dank joint I'm about to roll
>>78481474
degenerate
Do any non-Japanese learners here frequently get Japanese signs in the captcha?
>>78480891
Wrong
I've drank at least 3 gallons of water today. Fuck prednisone
>>78481491
meme
>>78481034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qnkNjDAd4k
"HI IM MR MONEY"
prepare to see this spammed all day tomorrow.
namefags should be gassed
there are multiple services out there that allow you to trace your history. if niggers don't want to take it upon themselves to do so then fine. this stupid grimey bitch doesn't know this? and she's bragging about knowing her Irish ancestry because she's white and heralds this information? when I asked my grandparents what there ancestry was, they said they were american. before that they probably came from england. they don't care. what does knowing where the fuck your great great great grandparents mucked about do you?
funny how she says black people have pride because their history is uncertain. then what the fuck can they be proud about if they're so in the dark (no pun intended)?
I've got apple pie, baseball, and the fourth of july. fuck this hack bitch who can't even sing her shit live.
>>78481633
Pinche perro pendejo. Fucking kill yourself btw.
I have returned my children
>>78481669
What did you do?
holy shit, Xavier renegade angel is fucking great
>>78481677
That's a good question, considering nobody ever told me I assume it was my only post that was deleted that day. I called the janny an unpaid custodial volunteer along with a screenshot of a previous ban.
I dindu nuffin
>>78481691
yeah a decade ago.
>>>/tv/ you new piece of shit
>>78481654
she's really terrible live tho
Well I finally did it, I finished reading The Brothers Karamazov
>>78481771
>real CHI hours
why didnt I watch this earlier
I cant stop laughing
>>78481633
Liberian pride is funny to me because it was literally created by whites so slaves can fuck off back to Africa
>>78480891
Seinfeld is garbage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiRrO-AwoPk
>>78481861
You forgot the part when the Amerinigger colonists set up a class system and put the local indigenous nigs at the bottom being servants or labourers.
Really meks u tink
>>78481401
>>78481633
dont know where my ancestors were from dont care either
im a race mixer anyway
>>78481900
you are now officially banned from /cum/. leave and never ever comeback.
>>78481932
Just get him to insult our local custodial volunteer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqWcCJKVHhk
>>78482014
cute
WTF girls are horrible, my sister openly admitted to me she might have broken up with her boyfriend already if not for him having such good income
>>78482165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwNcNOTVzY
*prays*
>>78482165
does he even make 6 figs?
ever feel like time traveling back to youtube days
seems p comfy. I'd probably want to stay for at least a few hours.
>>78482130
yes all the time
>>78482287
early youtube days*
>>78482306
filter videos by date starting w/ oldest
automatic time machine
>>78480891
ahw man, I used to beat my dick to Elaine so hard.
good night, /cum/
remember to check for monsters under your bed
>>78482355
>>78482381
MOAR!
I've been swiping left all day
Hopefully these girls start feeling bad
>>78482400
>>78482406
not bad
>>78482406
Its not like then can see that you swiped left, can they?
Media frenzied race-bait isn't what it used to be.
>go to front page
>multiple threads debating America/Americans
>nobody knows what the fuck they're talking about
Why is it always like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dULFQcGHcq8
>>78482801
Because they know but you don't
Ignorance is bliss lardboy
>>78482889
NIggers are so stupid
>>78482917
KYS
longest i was ever banned was a month for saying i was 12. i appealed it and it was gone after a day though
second longest was a week for participating in a raid
>>78482947
I've only been banned for 3 days. I saw someone once that had a 10 year ban from /a/.
>>78482947
>begging to people who do it FOR FREE to let you back in
>>78482947
>appeal
>ever actually working
impossibru
>>78482947
I got banned for a month for shitposting too hard either 2 or 3 years ago. I think I was calling out a certain Mexican poster for being a mod or something.
I don't remember I don't even post here anymore. I'm just doing a nostalgia run tonight.
*catches mew two with a pokeball*
>>78483073
Fuck outta this thread JF.
>>78483144
>>78483177
Dubs?
holy fuck im actually playing fire red right now and i came across a shiny caterpie
mexican translate pls: I would have sex with her for the sole purpose of procreation
>>78483447
Sex con ella solamento para Los bebes
Was gonna get sichuan beef noodles for dinner but my regular dude is closed so I got thai instead.
What a boring ass edition.
>>78484232
This. Let denmark make next thread
>>78480941
post more
>>78483215
ocean man
take me by the hand
make me understand
>>78485695
uuhm actualy its,
Ocean man,
take me by the hand,
lead me to the land
That you understand
>>78486049
does it not depend on which verse?
i think they change
although the burger got it wrong no matter which one he was trying to quote
>>78486122
no, they don't change they do say it again later on but it's the same verse
>>78480891
Morning. Went to the gym today and hit 365 lbs on deadlift. Feeling powerful.
>>78486466
You have to lift 400lbs every day anyway when you get out bed lardboy
>>78486515
Try again, Hans. I do gymnastics and wrestling.
Need a GF like this
>>78486890
her boobs are nice
>>78486890
why are people so obsessed with this cross eyed jap cunt, her body is hideous
>>78487229
who is she
I shall investigate further
what should I do today?
>>78487447
reported
>>78487481
>Why am I still a virgin Bohoo need GF
It's a long and difficult road
Never give up and you will eventually make it there
>>78488089
SuCc
>don't feel like doing anything
>just gonna sit here all day and wait for work tomorrow
>>78488423
you work on sunday?
Thought it over for a few days, and I've decided to make it my mission in life to move to Boise, ID.
So it takes a Republican Senator to state the obvious. Hard work is a skillset.
When it's a soccer player
>Park Si Jung is the best slant eye to ever exist. Muh work rate
Different things are said when non-whitey's getting paid $400/week instead of $40000.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/18/opinion/jeff-flake-we-need-immigrants-with-skills-but-working-hard-is-a-skill.html
>>78488969
moving to an urban area in a place known for being rural seems sort of hypocritical to me
>>78489219
t. John nyguen oh
>>78489239
Well it's still about 40 times smaller than my current urban area, so it would feel pretty much like a small town in comparison. Plus I'm still in my 20s, so if I were to move soon then I'd want to be in a more social place, and then move somewhere even quieter when I get a family.
Saw another Pakistani and his 5 kids
>>78489449
fair enough bub
you wanna illegally immigrate or what
I'd probably consider it if I had no strings of attachment
>>78489674
Wouldn't have thought I'd have to do it illegally desu. The challenge is working out what I'd do for income there - don't want to just go and be a barman or something like that. My current role pays well but it's a complete meme job that only really exists in big cities, so it probably won't be possible to transfer that to a nice comfy rural location.
>>78481474
You must be very depressed. I hope you feel better anon :)
I'm anAsian supremacist
>>78490002
based
>>78490002
Hope they kill you when they take over the world
>>78490127
Thanks
>>78490136
That's okay
I'd rather die to an based Asian than a w*ite or nigger
>>78490172
Your still dead all the same
>>78490002
yellow power
>>78490218
I'll ge reincarnated as an East Asian
So it's OKAY
>>78490256
what happens if that girl takes a bag of chips?
>>78490335
don't know how food rations work in north korea but the propaganda lords lead me to believe the residents of pyongyang are fairly well off--so probably nothing
New England or Cascadia and why?
>>78490500
Cascadia, has the finest scenery in the world desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIubkIOdmiY
China (in general) does a better job of taking care of the masses than America
check this shit out
https://www.nextbigfuture.com/2017/08/about-2-trillion-dollars-for-china-and-transasia-high-speed-rail-by-2030.html
>>78490799
she's gonna break the poor guy's pelvis
>leaving voicemails
Why do people over 30 think this is OK? Personally, I block the number and report it as spam whenever someone does this. Unacceptable.
>>78490500
Cascadia, although I've never been there. Fuck New England.
>>78490976
That seems autistic and very irresponsible.
>>78490976
>>78491052
no voicemails are bullshit
huge waste of time
>>78490976
I get pissed when people call me and don't leave a voicemail. Especially if I don't know the number. I just assume they are spam and don't ever answer that number or call them back.
>>78490897
it's gonna be extremely painful
New Hampshire superiority?
>>78490976
Turn off the answering machine.
>830am
>already hit an aa meeting and am now hitting the gym
How is your morning going /cum/
>>78491294
Damn you're one productive fucker, keep up the good work bud.
I'm so-so, red sox won last night and I'm feeling alright today but my grandfather is in the hospital
>>78491294
AA is useless numb nuts
>>78491357
>t. retard
>>78491341
Are you going to go visit him anon? I heard from people this morning who were too fucked up and their parents died without them, sad desu
>>78491365
you wish, no girl would give you her number
>>78491386
My uncle said he isn't up for visitors today because they've been poking and prodding him a lot.
My father died when I wasn't there, despite me spending 6-12 hours a day with him for over 6 months.
im back from work you guys
>>78491465
you're late
https://youtu.be/VLFhy-f9jiI
Never seen this kind of black guy talk about New Hampshire kek. Apparently even american blacks love best state, probably couldn't handle the winter though
https://youtu.be/uSmrEm6yQbI
Was walking to the Asian supermarket today and this obscenely fat white guy with his Thai catalog wife came walking towards me. His wife was actually fuckable in a whorish way, wouldn't wife nor GF but she had a fit body and looked like she know how to suck a cock.
Anyway, I stared him down and he noticed, then I breathed out an audible chuckle of despise when we eventually passed each other.
No respect for those kind of people.
>>78491465
how was it honey?
>>78491851
Me on the left
>>78491795
jesus christ that guy in the vid what a fuck
can't imagine being on that bus
>>78491539
Guaranteed he gets laid in Vermont. It's simply the socially just thing to do.
>>78491921
is that all you think about
posting anime or close to porn pictures on cum in not ok, cum is a christian thread
do you guys know how to do cramer's rule?
>>78491961
What is the "that" to which you're referring?
>>78492093
sex and social justice
>>78491894
Hey Chiang why don't you go back to china
Oh wait
>>78492116
No, although I think about sex somewhat frequently. I think that's normal.
It was more of a dig at Vermont's naive consensus culture.
>>78482326
that can't bring back the old layout
business idea: get a second job and train myself to sleep only 4 hours so I can be productive and make more money
business idea: horrible idea, dunkin-chan
>>78492277
Nice doubles
I did that when I was 24. I had a psychotic break after 5 months.
>>78492354
I'm sure it would make me even worse mentally but the more money I get the quicker I can move out on my own
almost seems like a good trade off
I can't do anything right
>>78492510
me neither
>>78492510
at least you're honest sometimes
>>78492534
I'm think I'm actually autistic or retarded
>>78492552
Sure
>>78492567
>I'm think I'm
Oh no I am retarded
>>78492567
The autism is confirmed by the fact you're here
Finally leaving this fucking useless shithole desert
Hye dunkin lad do you have any pics with file names tht don't start with cute?
>>78492956
I wanna a fuck Kizuna AI
So hungover. I can't wait until my vape tube comes so I can just smoke herbs instead
Friend asks what's up
I reply
He reads
Doesn't respond
Why do people do this
I'm a white supremacist
>>78492277
too busy banging his gurl
I'm an Asian supremacist
>>78493077
maybe he was actually craving a response from other more important people. but nobody replied so he moved down the list where he reached you. but when you responded one of the people that he valued more had already replied and you were irrelevant
asians are not welcomed in /cum/
W*ites and niggers GET OUT
This is an Asian supremacist general
>>78493242
kill yourself
Nothing wrong with being chicano
>>78493264
god damn straght it is
I'm talking to a fat 19 year old girl with huge titties on a dating app. Yes I'm black.
Just saw myself in my camera buds I'm fucking ugly
>>78493320
Blacks and chicano unite against whites and as*ans
>>78493324
whites are statistically tied for largest dick size among the different races retard
Asian pride worldwide
>>78492439
You might be right. Good luck, and be careful.
>the absolute state of /cum/
>>78493535
thanks dude
>>78493539
bout to fuck around and filter canada desu
Good morning assholes.
>>78493508
KURO DO YOU NEED YOUR MANA RECHARGED? OH I THINK YOU DO YOU DO! HAHA JUST STAND STILL KURO STAND STILL I WILL RECHARGE YOUR MANA HEHE PLEASE STOP FIGHTING ME STOP I SAID STOP MOVING YOU BITCH. YEAH YOU WANT MORE? YOU WANT TO GET HIT MORE? STAND THERE LIKE THE MANA SLUT YOU ARE KURO. KURO EAT MY MANA KURO EAT MY MANA
>>78493575
received a filtered (You)
don't post anime pics
>>78493575
>bout to fuck around and filter canada desu
good man. I might do the same.
*smooches canada on the cheek*
>>78493587
Are you a tanner
>>78493580
apes are trash
Dear white people
>>78493646
Never a face more deserving a hammer blow existed.
*steals canada's kiss*
heh thanks for peck on the cheek
>>78493610
Stop that
cum has really gone down again
thinkings of leaving this place for a while
thanks animefaggots
*posts another picture to get your emotions riled up on a beautiful saturday morning*
*smooches canada on the "lower" cheek*
>>78493664
I would find pleasure in the labor but nearest respectable is in city I detest.
>>78493688
Kuro... gomenasai... I don't know what came over me... forgive me onegai.... *bows down*
I must to work at end of hour. I desperately need new job.
how do you get youtubers to play your .io game
>>78493878
Yes slave, you just need a new job, that'll solve your dread!
>>78493997
I need something fulfilling, isn't insult to intelligence. I did not say I gladly participate in the game of capital.
https://twitter.com/XLNB/status/898200723447398400
dear lord, were in for a fucking battle boys
>>78494149
how can anyone hate Washington and Jefferson wtf
>>78494149
how could anyone concern themselves with someone like this?
also
>minorities
nonwhites hate each other as much as we do
>>78494149
Can't wait for the masses to realize blacks are the problem.
>>78494149
I work with an Armenian and not even he can muster up genuine hate for Johnny Turk. These people whiny little bitches.
>>78494245
why watching anime
>>78490263
>He believes in reincarnation
Lmao
>>78494245
I don't because I'm not
USA is the evil empire of the world, when are we gonna get put in our place?
avatar fagging is against the rules
>>78494306
I deal with being white by roleplaying as a jap
why is apefoundland so bitter and jealous?
>>78494245
HRT and a big black dildo.
>>78494404
>ape
maritimes is white
>>78494437
doubt it
>>78494405
>tfw med Master race
>>78494220
This.
Day of the rope is coming
>>78494478
Did Michael steal your girlfriend or something, dude?
you can't be any race without be criticized in cum
saw a filtered post
>>78494404
Newfoundland/Iroquois/Fist of Flames/Swag is a white autist from Quebec
being white puts you above criticism
>>78494478
I live in Florida.
I'm white.
Stay north snowbird.
*sends a text message to canada*
>footkrautposts are now better than the average cumposter
the absolute state of cum
*gets a random text message*
huh, someone must have the wrong number
>>78493720
*secretly sticks tongue out*
>>78494676
hello, fifth reich
took you long enough
>>78494648
Shut your mouth nigger
My posts are great
>>78494712
huh... looking at that pic made me yawn.
*makes white babies with canada*
No white genocide today
>>78494731
That's good
*cheats on american anime poster with lewd canadian anti-white poster*
>>78494578
Are you going to take his BBC raw?
>>78494883
dude... just fucking shut up already...
*dates Canada to show her whites are alright*
when i said "avatar fagging is against the rules" i was implying that posters here should do something about it
>>78494790
hug by the panties?
>>78494883
*kisses you*
There's not one goddamn thing wrong with being white
>>78494956
Yes!
i'm actually starting to think that the canadian anti-white anime poster is cana-chan.
>>78495056
it's not their fault
IT'S PICKLE RICK
>Non-whites exist
Literally why?
>>78495102
bad decision making
>>78495102
God's an asshole
>>78495122
okay white people are a mistake
>>78495122
Guys can't become gir-
Misaaaa
Man it's painful being attractive around thirsty women. They feel COMPELLED to mention their husband or boyfriend at least 95% of the time. I have the peer reviewed math. Like, bitch, who are you trying to talk down? Yourself or me? Thirst is ruining women in this country. They're animals. I blame the older generation for creating a pool of undateable women. Morons, the lot.
>>78495122
i would let him do me
uzimiky yushi mika desumsamiimisamisaaaa!!!
..ssso hot!
>>78495122
That's not real
>>78491465
Welcome back
>>78494437
Ayyyy