Never leaving edition
>tfw bf's parents are coming home tomorrow and I don't know how they'll react
>>78259197
>how they'll react
to what?
>>78259202
to their son being a fudgepacker
>>78259183
No
>>78259219
oh, I feel like he should have told them earlier... but I guess it's more taboo is America I suppose?
>>78259220
w-whats wrong?
>>78259183
interesting thread
>>78259226
I think I'm just going to go into town in the morning and let him deal with it. he says that he thinks they'll be ok with it but you never know
And it depends on the person and the region desu
>>78259267
>say hi to your bf's parents
>get shot
this is how I imagine things happen in America
>>78259267
Yeah, probably best to stay out of it, at least at the beginning
>>78259293
It's a purer form of living
Lads, I spotted PNG lad on here. OMG
>>78259308
He came to tell us about our sex life and then left forever again.
I still miss him.
Ko dariet, pediņi?
>>78259298
it's going to be awkward as fuck whatever the outcome lmao
>>78259339
You should try sex his dad.
>>78259357
not into dad play desu
>>78259360
He'll come if he wants, I'm surprised he's still in PNG, woulda thought he would be back in Oz by now.
>>78259385
What is he in PNG for?
>>78259308
He posted something about fingering he ass and them left again
>>78259339
How are you gonna introduce yourself, something along the lines of "hi, I'm the guy that's bumming your boy"
>>78259397
He works as a telecommunications engineer for the Australian government setting up aerospace relays and shit.
the downside is he spends most of his time in rural shitholes
>>78259418
>Hey, I'm X, I met your son at uni
pretty much
>>78259424
That sounds neat. I wouldn't mind it too much but he works in a tropical shithole
>>78259460
Make sure you call him "Daddy"
That will get you shot for sure.
>>78259482
No, he should get his bf to call him daddy
If that doesn't get him shot I don't know what will
>>78259490
>he says pass the salt daddy
>we both reach for it
Why Estonia hate feminism?
>>78259510
Estonia has females?
>>78259527
That's probably why they don't have feminism
>>78259751
>New Zealand
>7th lowest
and thank fuck for that
*revives thread*
tummy rubs are objectively patrician
>>78260189
hmmm
For me it's either further below or head pats.
I cannot put into words how awful this thread is
>>78260230
Those are great too
>>78260230
I unironically love any kind of headpats
They're probably better than sex
>>78260350
>headpats during sex
imagine the possibilities
>>78260385
>tfw imagining giving you headpats during
>>78260385
I don't think I could even begin to imagine that
>>78260442
>>78260497
I've actually thought about how good that sounds...
>>78259183
>>78259197
>>78259219
>>78259237
>>78259267
>>78259298
>>78259321
>>78259339
>>78259357
>>78259369
>>78259418
>>78259501
>>78260138
>>78260189
>>78260253
>>78260350
>>78260385
>>78260442
>>78260497
Here you all go acting gay again, when are you lads gonna stop it?
You gain nothing from being an homo!
>>78260232
H-how's persona 4
>>78260549
Listen to this manlet
>>78260549
>You gain nothing from being an homo!
I gain immense pleasure from it actually.
>>78260549
>acting
And I do gain something..
>Gain $200 in a week through bitcoin gainz
What should I buy?
>>78260729
Bigger dildo
>>78260729
one of the dildos with the balls at the base that you push inside
I've wanted to try that
>>78260844
>the balls at the base that you push inside
I'm not sure what you mean
>>78260815
I don't think I need a bigger one quite yet (I wouldn't mind trying an organic one though).
>>78260987
I'd post it but I can't find the webm
It's like how a dog dildo has that knob at the bottom
Do Aussies have that yank obsession with a white, even row of teeth? Is it some post-colonial totem in English-born cultures or what?
>>78261112
Not really I don't think
Americans are different from the commonwealth countries
>>78261112
>obsession
Bong teeth are objectively disgusting
>>78261201
They are, but you guys really take it to the other extreme of the spectrum, it seems
>>78261220
It's just Californians desu
i'm a doggo, woof woof bork bork
good morning
>>78261241
But white teeth do have a more significant part in American culture. It's not just me mustering up this bs, just google it. We have some words in Finnish vocabulary, even, like jenkkihymy (yank smile) and a gum brand named Jenkki (yank)
>>78261314
good morning
>>78261314
No dogs allowed here!
>>78261315
>But white teeth do have a more significant part in American culture.
And the only American """culture""" you're exposed to is Californian
>>78261333
>>78261342
good morning, how was your day?triples checked
>>78261362
Well it's widely considered to be an AMERICAN thing. But it could be that non-Americans are just off here, or could be that Americans just don't see it themselves
>>78261415
I would say today has been a good day, I'm no longer stressing about school work and I fixed my sleep schedule.
>>78261415
Just woke up. Thinking of what to do today. Probably just play games all day again.
>>78261433
>Well it's widely considered to be an AMERICAN thing
I promise you that it's not
We need to glass California
>>78261445
good you shouldn't stress that much
>>78261460
What games?
>>78261558
Path of Exile probably.
>>78261636
>path of exile
used to play that game, but i got bored of it
>>78261636
What level are you now?
My build is slowly becoming shittier as I get one shot more easily...
>>78261670
68. Final boss killed me like 50 times. And I lost like a level's worth of xp during the whole act.
>free items
So this is what it's like to be a Russian
>>78262709
That's how it starts, soon you'll be whoring yourself out to robots for steam games
fucking losers
>>78262772
>you'll be whoring yourself
I pretty much already do that, but it would be nice to be paid for a change.
>>78262709
No, now I own you.
>>78262867
>I own you
You act like this wasn't my plan all along
>>78262867
You can own me to if you want
>>78262882
>>78262933
Don't say things like that, it isn't right.
>>78262933
Literally me
>>78262978
You started it
>futa
>not traps
In the trash it goes
>>78263004
Yeah, but you're not supposed to like it and go along with it.
>>78263018
Nice.
Hmm actually now that I'm reading it this is a pretty decent doujin.
>>78263045
You ask far too much of us
I wonder if there's a program that would allow some of my posts to not be seen the be people that I don't like
>>78263082
At least try to behave.
>>78263165
I will look at each of your posts with great care.
You have it downloaded, its called steam.
>>78263303
I honestly was
>>78263303
I wasn't talking about you.
>>78263368
So this is what heaven looks like
>>78263985
Source?
>>78264160
Found it a while ago
https://exhentai.org/g/909219/c21d6ad5a8/
>>78264160
Uwabaki no Nioi no Kitsui Otokonoko Couple
I like the premise but I would not recommend it
>>78264299
>A couple of traps swap shoes with each other and enjoy smelling each other's stinky sweaty bodies
Why would you not recommend?
>>78264208
>>78264299
Thanks. Not going to look at it of course, that would be gay.
>>78264326
I like the traps but body oder is not my thing, you dig
>>78264393
Of course, you wouldn't want to be tainted by the gay
>>78264429
>body odor is not my thing, you dig
ah, that I can understand
>>78264431
Thanks, I was debating whether to have a wank or not but after seeing that image I'm definitely going for one
fuck
>becoming a full time trap and being able to go out in public without people knowing
#goals
>>78264933
How old are you?
Better hurry, old men aren't very convincing traps.
>old people
hmmm
>>78264933
>travel to america to be with qt american trap
#goals
asanagi is so good
>>78265209
Come live in Alberta with me
>>78265247
Canada?
>>78265287
Yep! Close enough to Godless communism for you, close enough to chauvinistic Americanism for me. It's the perfect place
>>78265329
Ew, I'd much rather live somewhere in the states
>>78259183
Faggots
>>78265329
>Close enough to Godless communism for you, close enough to chauvinistic Americanism for me
That is very very true, I wonder how hard it is to get a skilled visa to Canada.
But why Alberta?
>>78265358
Well would you like Montana? It's a beautiful place
>missed two days of writing "shit thread" because forgot that 4ching exist.
Shit thread.
>wake up
>latvia is still russian
nice
>>78265358
>move to the US
>get shot
hmm
>>78265386
From the brief google search It looks nice, I just want to live in a medium sized city and own a lot of guns
>>78265462
It'd be me doing the shooting
>>78265385
>I wonder how hard it is to get a skilled visa to Canada
I've heard that it's both harder and easier than it is to get a permanent visa to the US so idk. Theirs is point based so I guess it would be relatively easy if you have a useful degree
>why Alberta
It's far enough from the degeneracy in Toronto and Hongcouver and it's a pretty nice place in its own right
>>78265462
Canada's gun laws are pretty lax as far as I can tell.You can't buy AR-15s in the Walmarts there but the commies haven't completely taken their rights away
>>78265498
>medium sized city
how big are we talking?
>>78265411
Don't worry Azusa's been doing it for you >>78260232
>>78265498
>own a lot of guns
I mean nz/us/canada are basically the same gun laws wise unless you want over the top shit like open carry.
>>78265518
I will have enough points to get the the US once I finish my degree so I don't see why I couldn't do Canada.
>>78265559
>NZ has lax gun laws
Didn't know this
>>78265631
I can buy a Barrett 50.cal if I really wanted to, some guns are even cheaper here e.g. SKS's are dirt cheap compared to the US.
Only hard thing to get is a pistol but you can get a target practice license so that's not even a problem.
>>78260563
Fuck you, persona 4 was fine. Remakes sucked though.
>>78265662
>e.g. SKS's are dirt cheap compared to the US
I'm not /k/ but I think that's because we only allowed importation of old Soviet ones for a few years. I know that there are a lot of imitation ones that they sell here
I have a shit and wessen pistol that my dad bought for me but I haven't used it in ages
Just got really triggered over lorde being a dumb fucking pleb
Get fucked you dumb virtue signaling bitch, get a fucking grip
Sorry, just had to let it out lel
>>78265768
What did she do?
Having a listen.
https://radio.abc.net.au/stations/triplej/live?play=true
>>78265737
I think in the US the Chinese import SKS's are taxed or something, but they ships boat loads here for cheap because we have full free trade.
I still want to buy and mod a Lee-enfield but I can't be fucked getting a case and background check.
>>78265768
I completely fucking agree lol, Lorde has pissed me off for the last time. Its about time we disown her.
>>78265518
Dunno, by US standards the cities I've lived in would be reasonably small, but just anywhere big enough to have most modern conveniences and not be super desolate
>>78265559
Yeah I suppose, I must admit I haven't looked much in to nz guns laws much as for the foreseeable future firearms will be way out of my budget
>>78265784
Check her twitter x
>>78265814
Lorde OUT NOW
>>78265178
>>78265634
>>78265713
>>78265795
>>78265784
Apparently white people (including me on the otherside of the earth) are responsible for the car protest attack in America.
Makes complete sense right?
>>78265840
You can get a license/case/gun for less than $500, it's not that expensive.
>>78259183
COCKS
>>78265700
What?
I just asked his opinion on that game, lmao
I've got most of p4g trophies
Sex robots.
>tfw airsoft is more expensive than real guns
Why are you kangaroo fuckers so gay here compared to the other english speaking generals?
>>78265792
Good, soon women will be obsolete
>>78265814
>the Chinese import SKS's are taxed or something
;_;
>>78265840
Great Falls is about 60k and that's about the size of my current city
>>78265875
>>78265841
Stopped reading 2 tweets in
>>78265937
This general got overtaken by weebs. It's now the Gay roleplay general.
>>78265840
>tzimisce leveling firearms.jpg
>>78265888
wow what a loser
>>78265960
60k sounds like a reasonable size, I would just fear that Montana would be a bit boring.
Not a huge fan of mountains.
>>78265937
Because we are enlightened
>>78266007
What?
Why?
(Enter steam, I need to send you a big pic)
>>78266032
>Not a huge fan of mountains.
Not sure if this is going to work out
What do you like?
>>78266052
You like collecting trophies! lol what a loser!
Just kidding baka
Okay thank you for that lol
>>78266069
That's not quite what I meant, just not JUST mountains.
I guess I'm more a water guy, you'know lakes/rivers/coastline etc
>>78266138
There are plenty of lakes and rivers in Montana and Idaho and there are flat portions of the state too
>>78266129
I do... A-and??
It's okay :)
>>78266192
I want it to be flat (mountains are good for hunting and hiking).
I just couldn't live somewhere I couldn't go fishing or get out on the water for a swim/sail etc
>>78266247
*I don't want
Shit that was big mistype
Why are you all weebs????
>>78266247
>>78266264
I think Great Falls is like that.
>>78266284
Welcome to /balt/ a weebs paradise, unlike that festering dump you call /brit/.
>Grandfalls
I think I'm subscribed to a youtube fishing channel that lives there, looks pretty comfy.
>>78265875
Hmm I just read up on nz gun laws and they're pretty solid, if I wasn't planning on leaving the country after I finish studying I would probably invest in a firearms licence and a gun cabnet
>>78265960
>Grand falls
Looks like a nice enough place
>>78266406
*Great falls
>>78266380
>>78266406
>tfw going to live in Montana with two qt kiwis
>>78266406
>planning on leaving the country
Where are you gonna go?
shit thread
>>78266450
He's going to be an eel farmer in Japan
>>78266516
No that's me lol
>>78266450
Dunno, but I don't really want to stay in nz
>>78266516
That's a different kiwi
>>78266530
come live with me
>>78266527
>>78266530
Come with me to Japan.
>>78266565
BACK OFF (qt)
>>78266641
Wow
I "didn't" expect that poster to say something like that
>>78266764
Wow me too
>>78266565
Maybe, originally I wanted to move to the UK because I've got family there but with everything that's going on there maybe the us would be better
>>78266582
I like Japanese food and anime, but their culture is fucked so probably not
>>78266791
>but with everything that's going on there
literally nothing you pansy ass kiwi fucker
>>78266833
What about all that stuff about banning encryption and butterknives
>>78266791
>but their culture is fucked so probably not
ehh it's only really fucked for the Japanese, you pretty much get a free pass as an expat and don't follow their bullshit traditions.
>>78266791
I have some family in England but its not worth to move there at all, could try Scotland though.
>>78266878
memes
>>78266833
lmao go back to you're cuckshed nigel Ex Dee
>>78266791
I'm sure it's not that bad, large cities have always been shitholes. It just seems worse since London is so important
>banning encryption
I guess this would be something to worry about. Though it seems like every western country is going down this path
>>78266833
>Can't even watch piss porn
It's like you guys don't even care anymore
>>78266883
>I have some family in England but its not worth to move there at all, could try Scotland though.
Literally no difference other than a worse devolved government, and we don't want you anyway
>>78266948
None of that shite is ever enforced, nobody's ever been arrested for watching some piss play. Just Tories appealing to old puritanical voters
>>78266956
I'm still pissed about Brexit.
I could've worked in the EU but now my British passport is worthless.
>>78266996
Scotland ain't leaving any time soon and there's going to be a single unified brexit deal, no difference where you go in the UK
>>78266883
It'd probably be good if there were other expats because I'm sure the japs would always treat you as an outsider
Most of my family's in Wales, and I'm sure as hell not moving there
>>78266996
Same, now the only place I can go with my British passport is Britian, and who would want to go there
>>78267045
>if there were other expats
I think asia has a pretty strong expat community.
>japs would always treat you as an outsider
From what I've heard its a blessing and a curse, you are always an outsider but you are exempt from alot of the stuff that comes along with it, at least its not China where you can't even become a citizen unless you give up your home country.
>Wales
Haha no.
>>78259237
hi desu
It's been fun but I should get to sleep, I've got a ton of assignments to do tomorrow
>>78267241
>assignments
Don't remind me.. I'm still procrastinating
Good night qt
Saw a muslim family at he store, headscarf and demon language and everything.
estonia yes
>>78267296
Probably just passing through
>>78266910
Hmm
>>78266236
Its okay if you enjoy it then :)
Yes!
Cocks...
drugs...
they are just so..
good...
>>78267381
O-oh
>>78267447
What??
>>78267519
Please, don't
>>78267562
Cute image
Nothing its just a joke baka!
I don't, but I know that you like drugs? Which one is your favorite?
>>78267698
Yours too
No, I don't, why did you say that
>>78267820
What is she doing there? Is she retarded?
:)
You do, stop lying!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxrNkkHLbe8
>>78267864
She's going to kill you!
No, proof?
>tfw i have a cute submissive asian bf who is smol and loves dick
i hope we all make it
>>78267948
kill me with what? Those don't even look like guns desu
Just stop lying baka....
>>78267956
hot
>>78266953
Literally me
>>78267973
With her fists *punch* *punch*
No!
>>78268133
No! She looks very cute and wouldn't do that
Yes you do you druggie!
>>78267956
I never wanted this feel
>>78268158
Weird pic
No, I don't!
>>78268234
Cute sadist
Banana girl is weird because she is just like you LOL!
Yes you do
>>78267956
Haha gay.
>>78268293
>wizard is saying this
pfffhahahahhahahaha
>>78268307
You have insider information, who's behind the cabal of shitposters making threads like this >>78267359
I must find the person behind this.
>>78268413
Its okay wizard there is no need to lie...
>>78268253
>sadist
>cute
Wow...
No, She isn't!
I'm not!
>>78268307
Lmao
>>78268561
She is though, she looks very cute...
Yes she is a weirdo who loves bananas lol
Yes you are hahhaha
>Lmao
This
>>78268603
>pic
You're cute
>Yes you are hahhaha
No!...
>>78268447
I'm not lying.
I wonder who keeps making these threads. It's probably one person with a proxy.
I can't imagine what kind of a person would be doing this.
>>78268710
I just wanted to cheer him up a little.
>>78268736
You too...
Yep you're a pale druggie! cute!
>>78268753
Its your fans come on don't be rude to them...
Yeah right hahahha
>>78268753
Actually I think it might be psycho guy who posts those thread wizard...
>>78268193
nigger you are from new zealand
you have more azns than us
(spoiler: i used tinder, he loves anime and 4chan)
>>78268804
>pale druggie
No, I go outside sometimes...
>>78268899
Hot...
Yes you are! Its okay you probably have black circles under your eyes too! cute!
>>78268804
I like attention but this is a bit too much.
Yes, I don't like when anons are sad.
>>78268823
I see. I hope he gets bored of it soon.
I have never had a gf and im 25
>>78268955
>Yes, I don't like when anons are sad.
Wow that's so nice of you
Yeah I hope that he gets bored too...
>>78268939
Wow, cuckoo
No, stop!
>>78268858
>you have more azns than us
Not where I live, all white people here and I hate it desu
When I lived in Auckland I could feel superior around all the azns but now it's normie central down here.
>Tinder
Yea I could never do it, that's way too much for me.
>>78269074
No you baka
No haha and you can't do anything to stop me lol
Need a Czech girlfriend with big natural boobs.
>>78269120
remember, just b-e-e yourself
Humm humm humm
xd
26 and never had a gf.
>>78269872
Same. Feels indifferent.
fuck off frogposter
>>78270003
>chicano
>>78265916
how convincing are they
Hey baby
Call me maybe?
I promise I'll make your day
but only if I have it my way
>>78268823
>le psycho guy is everywhere and might be anyone
>>78271071
Got exposed huh?
>>78271126
nah I don't know what you are talking about
btw I'm not him
>>78271276
Sure, sure... Go collect more wizard's posts everyone knows that you collect peoples posts
>>78271325
So, a lot of people do that, I even have some of your posts :)
>>78271385
No they don't you're crazy
>he has my posts
wow maniac...
>>78271532
ehhh don't you worry there is nothing to worry about for you
>wow maniac...
nothing strange about that t.bh
it is not like some personal chat logs or something, everybody already seen those posts, so who cares
>>78271613
heh okay
Yeah yeah you psycho...
I feel evil in these people.
>>78271669
I might be weird, but I'm not psycho
>>78271708
And I have a feeling that you are gay
:DD
>>78261060
It's called a knot you dummy.
>>78271825
Don't make me mad, son.
>>78272219
I don't get it, I just don't get it
Why do you post gay stuff and then be mad at stuff like this? :D just stop doing it
QT FEMBOIS NOW!
>>78272219
Would you prefer if I made you hard?
>>78272281
It was a joke about the free items I gave. Why is this so hard to understand?
>>78272415
ahh yes a joke, now I get it HHAHHAHAH
>>78272403
Stop this.
>>78272440
Don't make fun of my social incompetence.
I'm trying to get better.
>>78272547
>I'm trying to get better.
Really? are you going outside more? and try to interact with other people occasionally?
>leave /balt/ for half a year
>animefags are still infesting it and spamming their stupid shit nobody cares about
see you in another 6 months
So cute
>>78272645
Not as cute as you.
>>78272594
N-no.
I try to make more coherent posts.
It's a little progress, right?
hate americans
>>78272645
yup
>>78272718
well... not really t.bh mate
>your country is so shit that no foreigners will ever respect you even though you fit zero of the stereotypes
>>78272904
Oh.
>>78272859
:DDDDD
>overly friendly,retarded,annoying
you seem to fit these
>>78273107
What? Every US citizen I see online is definitely not "overly friendly." I can see the annoying thing, but I'm most certainly smarter than you are.
>>78273070
lel what is so funny?
>>78273039
voice chats, now that would be an improvement
>>78273400
>>78273400
>>78273400
4chan pass I see