/brit/

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need a taytay gf

HATE German editions

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any Right man in

i believe the sue gimmick has been exterminated

>>78200191
>Reading around your pre-conceived ideological notions

Runt tier. Do not contact me again until you have read all philosophy ever.

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Love anime and manga desu

>>78200171
*tips*

Sometimes swipe right on disabled or ugly girls on Tinder and then just talk to them and be nice to them because I feel bad for them. Usually tell them I have had to move for work after a few days

>>78200219
^

went to a christian school and it was half muslim

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>tfw sub 6ft

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>religious instruction isn't reasonable.

bought a new phone because I thought there was a dead pixel but it was just dirt

Went to a secular school but we sang hymns and that and went to church for religious events like christmas and did a prayer before lunch, weird that innit? hmm

*wanders off, bumping into furniture and dribbling*

>>78200252
Cackling

>>78200253
But it isnt. And thats why its dying out.

>>78200165
Low edition

>>78200267
went to a vegan restaurant and had a bacon cheeseburger

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honestly don't know how people who have to buy two plane seats live with themselves
this is more than enough proof that you are way larger than a proper human

>>78200228
cant tell if this is better or worse than swiping left

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>>78200191

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lads, post your role model

>tfw you need a bump but its too bait

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>>78200298
>tfw too smart to fly

Faith schools need banning pronto. The christcuck and jew ones dont seem too bad but the islamic ones are just dole-scum jihadi factories.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSmFd_I6B94

>>78200324
>its too bait
what does this even mean

>>78200298
all the more reason why a strict worldwide food rationing system is needed

>>78200315

I think I'll just wait for my mum to die and then inherit all of the houses she owns

>>78200334
Rorke

>>78200334
faith schools are higher achieving

Went to a CofE school in rural somerset

Sang hymns every morning, prayer before lunch, local church every week

Used to take in food for harvest festival. Looking back I hope it only went to the native disadvantaged and wasn't given to refugees.

>>78200299
I don't lead them on at all. And sometimes they actually stop talking to me first haha

>>78200334
this
the ussr had the right idea tbqh
close or convert to secular purposes as many religious buildings as possible, shoot resisters

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mum has made a really weird curry
there is literally zero (zero) spice and the sauce doesn't really have much seasoning
plus, she also used canned potatoes for some reason

>>78200338
ah yes, white people

business idea: shoot fat people

>>78200338
too obvious
too conspicuous
would attract attention
not discreet

>>78200334
how many muslim faith schools are there in the uk?

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>>78200252
>even being a millionaire super famous film star isn't enough

Business idea : kevlar for fat people

>>78200334
fair deal if you ban mosques too

>>78200384
too many

>>78200373
Those spuds are nice. I can have them hot in a bowl with just olive oil, salt and pepper.

>>78200334
Protestant scum

>>78200373
is it peppercorn based

>>78200412
*shoots you*

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http://www.salon.com/2017/08/10/emmanuel-macrons-sudden-collapse-french-radical-centrist-now-as-unpopular-as-trump/

radcen runts utterly humiliated

>>78200418
no, it's rather orange and maybe creamy

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>>78200423

He's based now

ww3 will never happen

>>78200410
>In 2011, about one third of the 20,000 state funded schools in England were faith schools,[9] approximately 7,000 in total, of which 68% were Church of England schools and 30% were Roman Catholic. There were 42 Jewish, 12 Muslim, 3 Sikh and 1 Hindu faith schools.

hmmmmm

>>78200423
wait for september, there will be massive strikes haha

home alone on a friday night? pathetic

>>78200384
only 28 apparently
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-37484358
>There are more than 6,800 faith schools in the state school system - but only 28 of them are Muslim, with two more in the pipeline.
>In terms of the Muslim population, estimated at 2.7 million and with a third aged 15 or under, the number of Muslim state schools is disproportionately small.
>But the absence of Muslim schools in the state sector does not mean that there are not Muslim schools - it means most of them are low-cost private schools.

You lads going out on the lash tonight?

>>78200423
it's worked
he people on each side of the political spectrum having the same opinion of him
that's what every RadCen aspires to do

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>>78200445
He insists that his internal staff call him 'Jupiter'. He is literally Napoleon reborn

>>78200456

>2011

Ahhhh yes

>>78200464
Your mum's coming over soon

>>78200459
nice
melenchon will be president, mashallah

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>being a manlet
just do us all a favor and remove yourself from the gene pool

I can't come out tonight lads, I'm bleaching my anus

give Wales independence

>>78200445
honestly couldn't love this bloke any more

>>78200456
>42 Jewish
HOW
there's only like 250,000 of them in the country

>>78200529
They don't want it.

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anime

hate having a half jewish half persian mum
whenever I have friends round they always comment on how hot she is

>>78200366
>Used to take in food for harvest festival

My mum always used to give us stuff that was going out of date

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Don't know what to say to this one hut I feel like I need to because I think she's very attractive

>>78200546
you're mum's well fit haha xx

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>>78200389
Even Chad gets cucked, brother. Nothing is ever enough.

>>78200546
pics x
>>78200542
slag

>>78200501
no, never
the man's an idiot
even came behind Le Pen who has been portrayed as literally hitler just like her father was decades ago

>>78200536
It's homeschooling, but they call themselves a school so they pay less tax

>>78200560
>she

>>78200560
Say anything. If you're attractive to her, she'll just be happy you showed interest.

i'm high lol
https://youtu.be/RHYjbJtVcWQ?t=1873

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>>78200530

/our guy/

>The Birmingham bins strike could continue until Christmas according to the Unite union - who have been accused by council bosses of “holding the city to ransom.”
jesus christ, just as you thought this city couldn't get any worse

>>78200615
NOOOOOOOOOO

>>78200117
>>78200128
>>78200115
It doesn't have a wiki page because it got shut down. I just thought all comprehensive schools were secular. Look lads, i went to school in a very impoverished area of Liverpool, i can't explain half the shit ghat happened there.
I'm pretty sure it was just my headteacher, she was a religious nut. she used to randomly turn up to lessons and read the bible to us and if anyone interupted her she'd shake a monkey stick and scream "GEE WHIZ".

Also the paki lad left because of bullying because his last name was Hussein and we thought he was a terrorist because of the whole 9/11, Iraq, Afghanistan and Saddam Hussein shit that was going on at the time. Quite funny desu.

>>78200621
mooing and pooing

>>78200621
abolish unions

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why do girls have to be right all the time? having the most retarded debates with this girl lately, she just won't back down and can't admit she might be wrong. it's like arguing with someone on 4chan

was watching a documentary about drugs, made a simple point about how it was unusual the drug this guy bought came in a very fine bashed up powder form, as most drugs are sold still clumpy/in their crystal form and you have to chop it up yourself

20 minutes later she was still trying to discredit everything i was saying, and it ended with her insulting me and making a comment about me being a 'druggie'.

Poll Reveals 62% of Amerikans Support War in North Korea
https://anti-imperialism.org/2017/08/09/poll-reveals-62-of-amerikans-support-war-in-north-korea/

What's his catchphrase again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhxKEg-IBBo

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>You arrive in Birmingham, Galactic Capital

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>>78200607
The small-to-medium sized booby woman

>>78200609
Might try to think of one of those cheesy ones where you use their name in the line

Don't reckon she'll like it though she seems quite serious

>>78200640
why are unions bad but corporations good? they both can be inefficient when they want to be

>>78200638
>liverpool
>basically Vatican 2
>no faith schools

ok lad

>>78200621
good.

>>78200658
BAZBINGO

>>78200644
she was shit testing you
you weren't assertive enough, you failed

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>>78200638
>she used to randomly turn up to lessons and read the bible to us and if anyone interupted her she'd shake a monkey stick and scream "GEE WHIZ".

Don't know why this made me laugh so much but I'm fucking howling at the thought of this

>>78200668
>working in a law firm

Note, she did not say working as a lawyer. She's a secretary

>>78200649

I do as well, they're not low IQ animals (unlike Iraq, Syria, Libya etc.), they're Koreans.

They would have no problem in maintaining a 1st World nation. Look at their brothers in the south.

>>78200541
force them

>>78200165
Good edition

>>78200658
bill ponderosa

good night british pride

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>>78200621
business idea: privatize bin collection

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>putting a down payment on a 2 bed terrace which costs £110,000

honestly wish I was born 30 years ago lads, feel even worse for londoners

>>78200714
hope the DPRK drops a nuke on your bollocks

>>78200669
abolish corporations too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG0OA1DuyFY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG0OA1DuyFY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG0OA1DuyFY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG0OA1DuyFY

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hmm

>>78200732
You say that like the government isn't just a mega corporation

when you think about it everything that makes america so bloody shite is due to capitalism

>>78200750
>rich people are more likely to have a gf

colour me surprised

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>you will NEVER feel this ALIVE

>>78200709
>she was shit testing you

what?

Do normal Londoners even get mortgages? Does anyone even buy there? Do people rent into their 80s?

>>78200668
She seems like a normal human. She matched with you which is a better than decent start.

The best dating heuristic that exists is, if normal behavior isn't getting you anywhere with a girl, she just isnt attracted to you and it probably isn't worth your time.

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>>78200531
pretty much

if you dont have a massive thick vein going right up your shaft before branching off to your frenulum then you have a small willy

>the virgin board: /gif/
>the chad forum: /wsg/

>>78200773
do you not own a car

>>78200778
don't think they have old people in london

>>78200658
ngl I shed a tear when he removed the glove
am a wreck now

>>78200754
never heard of a bin strike here in the US of A so we must be doing something right

>>78200334
Seems like we should just ban islam instead.

>>78200778
Rent until you're 35, get married and buy a house together in Surrey and a pair of railcards

>>78200798
I do, but it's not a suped up jap import

doing a read
http://www.politicalresearch.org/2017/08/10/a-guide-to-whos-coming-to-the-largest-white-nationalist-rally-in-a-decade/

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LOVE the tube

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>>78200658

>>78200829
So get one of those then

>>78200786
mine ends prematurely at the tip, constricting my foreskin because my willy isn't long enough for it

>>78200777
It is a test to see if you can keep your cool when things get shitty. A woman wants that in a stable relationship. A man who doesn't lose it too easily.

>>78200750
retitle this to "women prioritize money above all else"

>>78200827
and how're you gonna get the down payment when you're paying £700+/month in rent alone?

ban cars in cities
build trams in all cities over 250k population

it's impossible for the government to ban islam or force certain restrictions on islam only
banning all religions on the other hand...

>>78200834
thats not the tube. that;s a train

>>78200777
she was pushing you to see how you'd react
if you'd put her back in her place and shut her up or take her shit and argue like a beta

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*turns the stick*

>>78200748
I feel like Varg would be a cool guy to actually sit down and talk to despite how bonkers he is.

>>78200786
All me

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>>78200750
gas the rich and enslave rich roastie slags

>>78200883
Ah yes the convicted murderer and arsonist. Would definitely love to have a pint and a chat

>>78200778
I've got a good job and I work with many people in their 40s-50s that are still paying their mortgage on a 1 bed flat

>>78200845
I can't afford one, nor do I have the driving skills to drift down the toe gay at 150mph

>>78200777
I too am familiar with this social phenomenon and judge you for not being

I have a gf. Honest.

>>78200861
Or maybe they should say "prioritise" and "FOY"?

>>78200871
i agree

*tries really hard to ignore the way catholicism alone was banned in ireland by the english government*

>>78200904
Then take a driving course and get a better job

You seemed envious, but it sounds like you don't really want it at all

>>78200904
You homos don't use km/h?

>>78200896
the murder was in self-defence

>>78200898
many people in sweden don't ever pay back the mortgage but just pay the interest and hope the prices will increase forever so that they will get more when they sell anyway.

>shit testing

no I don't have bowel cancer

>>78200927
Why would we when we don't measure distances in kilometres?

>>78200921
not an argument, we've progressed since then

testing my shit lads

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>>78200917
once again, you're more yank than you are british based on the length of these lines

pain in my arm
never had this before

>>78200896
Yes, I think he would. My guess is that he'd be cool for about 45 minutes and then just get really defensive and autistic about his beliefs, but that first bit would be cool.

>>78200926
*gets a better job*

>>78200946
change isn't inherently good just by the virtue of being different than what came before it

>>78200945
Cuz you live in gay Europe

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planning my weekend

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Yo get 'em in the back, I'm gon' call the boss man

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>>78200904
you should try it some time. I love hitting the too gay in my aru ecks seben

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1502472971144.webm

>it's a yank tries and fails miserably to fit in at /brit/ once again

>>78200976
correct but how is that profound insight relevant to the discussion?

>>78200961
Nary a yank bone in my body

>>78200880
i get that women try and test their partners now and again but this was kind of different

i couldn't have exactly been more assertive, i could either just avoid letting it escalate and diffused the discussion, since it was pretty ridiculous bickering over something so irrelevant, or continue to just explain why it's a normal point to make

she just doesn't like being wrong, simple as

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welfare office tomorrow

>>78201005
because you're assuming that change = "progress". We haven't progressed since then. We've just changed.

Human "rights" were a mistake.

Any beard man in?

my latest gimmick is posting obviously incorrect things

>>78200942
Really? That's mad desu. Places seemed quite cheap when I was there.

>>78200783
That's a good point desu. But then there are all these stories of guys having to put loads of effort in to get their girl and then they're together forever.

>>78200773
that was pretty intense

Lonliness has followed me my whole life - everywhere. In bars and cars. Sidewalks, stores - everywhere. I'm god's lonely man.

My life has taken another turn again. The days move along with regularity over and over. one day inextinguishable from the next. A long continuous chain, but then, there is change.

the catholic church is the most abhorrent institution in human history
every last vestige of it should be cast down and all memory of it obliterated

>>78201027
If you didn't tell her to fuck up at any point nor call her a spastic, then you failed the test.

>>78201053
don't like it
you nearly got me but i resisted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCMnNQW5fFs

the absolute state of yanks

fat cunts

>>78201075
Do it yourself then, would dance on your head, proddy cunt

>>78201089
O
B
S
E
S
S
E
D

Had a mate called John who literally got drunk and went to bed with his trousers on, one shoe off and the other shoe on as well. I did the song and he was not amused.

>>78201116
b-b-but yanks post in /brit/! that means they're the ones obsessed!

Wish I had a cute bum bf

Dropping a major tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUjLE_N1Cuc

>>78201116
>>78201134
hello fat cunts

>>78201005
>>78201005
yo insight man...

wet danish pushaye eight and ten o clock, it's on me

>>78200423
runts fear what they don't understand, that's why they fear the RadCen

>>78201076
>hurling insults

surely she is testing you to see if you remain calm, if you get mad and start hurling insults you look pretty stupid.

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The so, called, self-styled, one known as, the gf

>>78201152
XD

le epic insult bro

>>78201137
unironically like Confederate music desu

>>78201176
who dis

>>78201050
>>78201153
might have been for you

>>78201058
Of course. I'm not saying men who are decidedly unattractive can't date but if you're in it for the long haul, it's better to work with a girl who seems great intrinsic value in you. By Nov. I'll have attended 9 weddings of my good college buddies; all of them apart from the one bona fide Chad jumps through hoops non-stop. Just b urself is ironically excellent advice for parsing women who might or might not appreciate your presence for decades.

>>78201116
>>78201134


fat cheeto hair cunts

look at ur leader hahahahah wahat a joke!!!! rofl!!!!!!!!! fat boglord fart face drumpfff hehehe ;^)

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>>78201137
Real Dixie hours soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO_vlmbd72o

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>>78201084
i spelled bologna wrong a few hours ago and a german fell for it
you brits are too smart however

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1c2KzJbcGA

>yanks

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1502136950265.webm
spooky

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>>78201173
>surely she is testing you to see if you remain calm

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literally feel like killing myself lads why did he do it?

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>>78201137
Makes you feel good inside, doesn't it?

>>78201193
Can't understand a word you're saying Bogdan. Just want advice on growing a beard

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>>78201198
any more of these wojaks

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>>78201190
no clue

>>78201116
O
B
E
S
E

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>$100 of bitcoin in 2010 is now worth $4.3 million

where were you when you missed the ticket out of wageslavery /brit/?

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*takes first sip of the evening*

>>78201207
In my experience if a girl gets you mad and you tell her to shut the fuck up, it makes you look like a tit and she got a reaction out of you

>>78201216
Who's that guy? Did he do an hero?

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>>78201231
Only this one. Used to have a load but didn't copy them

rightypol discord is planning to raid /brit/ again, fyi

>>78201065
Break the chain, go travelling, random places, start talking to random people. Just do something new and different.

*Enters my 3.500 square foot house*
Honey, I'm home!
*Goes to the kitchen and eats 5 burgers which my wife had prepared for me*
*Takes my indoor shoes out of the fridge and puts them on*
*Heats some water in the microwave for a bath*
*Bathes with all my clothes on*

Ah yes...The so-called 'yanks'

>>78201251
>in my experience
*looks around for your experience but sees nothing*

>>78201205
the female call sounds even more retarded

>>78201247
where do I facking get these

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Dead

Fucking called it
>>72176531

>>78201223
I'm not a polak, I'm a viking with a glorious beard who happens to be on a pape and rillage journey.

>>78201245
i've literally taken mdma that cost me 30k in today's bitcoins
fuckfuck

>>78201296
pianoman's dead?

@96
Not the slightest clue who this is

>>78201296
coma not dead

haha those fucking Yanks am i right
t. dixie rebel for life

>>78201296
he fucking died?

what if an undetected blackhole just ends us all one day

The USSR was a force for good in the world, unlike the British Empire.

>>78201342
His face exploded, by the looks of it

>>78201305
Questions:
>if my facial hair is patchy, will it eventually fill out when it gets longer?
>if my facial hair is soft atm, will it get rougher when it's longer?

>>78201283
*tells you to shut the fuck up you spastic*

>>78201355
correct.

>>78201370
*passes you*

50s-90s America was the peak of human society

Funny how 90% of all posts are just a slightly different version of something I have already posted here before, really makes you wonder if there truly is such a thing as free-will

>>78201296
Who is this man?

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>first zyzz then the wealthy harpsichord

Is nothing sacred?

Why is everyone saying WW3 will happen? Fucking everyone doesn't like NK even China

>>78201360
no idea, im not the beardmaster. we lost him at the last brofhe... ööhrm massage parlor.

>>78201350
reckon that's what ends us
or a massive solar flare knocks out power to every city in the northern hemisphere and civilization collapses

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alright, starting a new game of skyrim for the first time in ages
what race shall i pick, what playstyle should i go for

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>cloob

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>>78201401
Are you the Icelander who used to post in /cum/?

>>78201414
Smelly, dumb, nordic scum

>>78201408
China will defend NK if The US strikes first

>>78201422
nigger, unarmed build

>>78201408
the west vs china would be a world war

Say, isn't it funny...all the coffee

i like that Brits in /brit/ try their best to impress us yanks. good job, keep it up lads!

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>>78201422
Orc obviously

>>78201195
Good advice mate, thank you. I am looking for something serious but I hadn't really spent any time thinking about the realities around that and how I should approach meeting girls.

You planning on meeting someone and getting married? I haven't been to any of my friends' weddings yet but I am only 23.

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when the yanks and the koreans start pooing nukes at each other will they shoot them over europe or the other way

>>78201425
No
Why would anyone post in /cum/?

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>Anon why do you know so much about Geography and flags? xD

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>78201448
*sharts obsequiously*

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>78201438
argonian is best for unarmed though

anyone remember timothy james byrne?

>>78201422
Bosmer stealth archer

acceptance of gay culture is all part of the calculated cultural marxism imposed on us by the jews

>>78201471
It used to be fun and have good bantz. These days it's trash tho.

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no human should be able to look like this

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Leftypol
>food aisles in the soviet union were plentiful stocked and everyone got what they needed

Boris Yeltsin
>Yeltsin asked customers about what they were buying and how much it cost. In the Chronicle photos, you can see him marveling at the produce section, the fresh fish market, and the checkout counter. He looked especially excited about frozen pudding pops.

>“Even the Politburo doesn’t have this choice. Not even Mr. Gorbachev,” he said.

>The fact that stores like these were on nearly every street corner in America amazed him. They even offered free cheese samples. According to Asin, Yeltsin didn’t leave empty-handed, as he was given a small bag of goodies to enjoy on his trip.

>He couldn’t stop thinking about the plentiful food at the grocery store and what his countrymen had to subsist on in Russia.

>“When I saw those shelves crammed with hundreds, thousands of cans, cartons and goods of every possible sort, for the first time I felt quite frankly sick with despair for the Soviet people,” Yeltsin wrote. “That such a potentially super-rich country as ours has been brought to a state of such poverty! It is terrible to think of it.”

makes u ponder

>>78201402
mentally ill bodybuilder

>>78201433
It's just our humour. At least we have some humour when we get drunk.

>>78201495
it's khajiit actually, dumb cunt

playing some bloodborne

why are finns so good at memes
can't get my head around it

>>78201408

the regime is a liability for china but it is also a buffer state which they'd prefer to keep in place, they don't want the north absorbed by the south, which is a de facto US possession.

they also don't want 20 million refugees.

>>78201525
fuck off reddit

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dad keeps talking to me about getting a job
dunno what to do

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>>78201543
you've fallen for my latest gimmick

>>78201553
weapons grade autism

>>78201524
Please dont post this it turns the thread into a fucking rorke v communist shitfest

>>78201461
It's faster and less politically shifty to shoot nukes the other way. That being said, I don't doubt that NK would do something crazy to get an advantage over the U.S if they do come to blows (which is very unlikely).

>>78201553
Mother mothers eat salmiakki during pregnancy and the glycyrrhiza gives them super-autism poweres

how will they EVER recover?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500173039435.webm

>>78201458
Haven't had a gf in 7 years. I'm soured on women after living and working in NYC for years. Good girls exist but their decency is usually inversely related to their looks. I also hate myself which is a massive problem. Not sure how things will work out. I'll be 30 when I emerge from grad school. My brother is 32 and v well off but has no intention of marrying. I might move South and see if the prospects are better.

>last girl leaves common room
>everyone starts farting what they've saved up for the joy of life

madonna has some tunes

>>78201524
Greater London

>>78201598
Their mothers*

>>78201603
haha, fucking hate footfag cunts. they're unironically more mentally ill than gays

>>78201603
translation: no I already make enough money from Pajeet donations on patreon

washing machine's making a right racket

>>78201619
that's a weird way to spell baloobas.

>>78201603
How old is this ghoul now?

you lads watching the commercialised ball kicking tonight?

>>78201603

what an annoying creature

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goal body goal gf

>>78201631
What was the webm? I'm too scared to click it.

>>78201666
boxxy got old

>>78201666
>/wsg/
>scared to click it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KIm0Je4phY

got no friends haha

>>78201660

hmmm yes synthol 5 grams of gear a week and multiple skin cancers yes please

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>>78201666
>clicking links

lmao alright grandad fuck off

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>>78201656
Who's getting their balls kicked and why wasn't I informed about this?

>>78201699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0k7bJ6-c7A

>>78201717
the virgin 4chan

>>78201690
so did we

What happened to Greggs' ham and cheese bakes? Best thing they did.

>>78201717
I'm running on old software. bud. I don't get those popups.

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>>78201734
>so did we

>>78201751
Government regulations due to 'unfair competition'

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Post the apu/wojak/pepe/toad that most describes your current situation

>>78201609
South as in back in the US or south in Africa?

You seem to be right about looks and decency though, unortunately. There's a wholesome girl at work who's apparently into me but she's not the most attractive. However, she is into me despite the fact I've never tried to chat her up or be someone else around her, which bodes well. Might just have to accept that I'm not the most attractive guy myself and see how it goes.

just saw a hot guy at tesco

he was wearing a uni rugby tank top with his bouncy freckled arms on display s.m.h i just wanted to grasp his waist there and then

>>78201453
lol I'm Chad in this case but I feel I'm missing out on a lot

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Sinking my teeth in to my weekly dose of The Economist lads, up to the "Americas" section

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>>78201779

>>78201574
better get a jobber soon m8
>>>/pol/136945437

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>>78201779
a daring synthesis

>>78201754
Install 4chan X.

how racists japs are lmao
https://twitter.com/red__doragon/status/895882755661209600

lads could you bite your own tongue off? i don't think i could

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>>78201779
quite a big fan of these new demented wojaks

I think it's a guy on /biz/ who makes a lot of them, the pink ones at least

>>78201845
umm 4chan is a website sweetie you don't need to update it x

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>I use 4chanx

need a nip gf to call me a waitu piggu and tell me to go home

I am most likely the only person you lads will ever encounter who can lick his own elbow

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>>78201779
Do Spurdos count?

>>78201845
Vanilla 4chan = best 4chan

>>78201928
>>78201928
>>78201928

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>>78201779