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unironically curious to see poleaboos tits after he's done his jail time edition
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anime and whatnot
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>>78028412
we dont talk about him anymore
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>>78028463
Im more turned on by their garden tbqh
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>>78028325
I've noticed that his videos get additional content in them.

before it seems he used to make the odd piano video.

then he starts recording himself singing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjjpHJjPxlI [Embed]
^ this is the first identifiable part where you can say for sure he's losing his mind (unless singing like this and putting it onto youtube is normal behaviour). at this point he usually sings whilst washing up.

he eventually graduates to making fully dedicated singing videos where he stands in front of the camera.

im trying to find where he began talking.
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>>78028463
2 4 1 3
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>>78028492
it's almost depressing that we can watch someone decline and we can't help him
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*Dies*
*Life flashes before my eyes*
*It's all just the really embarrassing bits*
FFFFFFUUUUUUAAAAAAARRRRRRKKK
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babestation
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>>78028412
is that the polish faggot who posted cp? If so I'm glad he went to jail but unhappy he's out
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Real new

>>>/fa/12662270
>>>/fa/12662270
>>>/fa/12662270
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>>78028521
its sort of beautiful in a way too. never before would it be possible to have direct insight into these stories.
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>>78028536
No you mong
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>>78028412
Our gal moni
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>>78028522
haha nice
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>>78028502
air india planes are supposed to smell

no joke
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haven't showered in eight days. I vomited on my blanket and still haven't washed it.
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My eye's been really bad for about a week now lads, I'm visiting my GP tomorrow. Honestly I kinda hope it's so bad it needs to be taken out so I can wear an eyepatch.
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*actually giving a fuck about gays and their willingness to marry each-other while muslim migrants are attempting to turn Europe into a literal caliphate where you get your limbs removed from various crimes*

get your story straight lads
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>>78028463
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>>78028551
might as well tell me who he is then? blease
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>>78028584
ah yes, the lower middle classes
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>>78028564
IT just means you're comfortable in your own skin.
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>>78028568
Wonder if you could pick up slags with an eyepatch
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the goal gf
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anyone know anything about the jackal vehicles that are boys use?
they look like fucking death traps with no protection for their occupants
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>>78028451
I think that he started making the "stand in front of a camera and sing" videos after he applied to Britain's got talent for the first time.
He starts off all his videos as if he were auditioning for something, and they probably tell you how to structure a video audition on the website.
He probably started constructing his videos around that
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>>78028584
The Deaness.
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>>78028608
Erm..no...try again.
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>>78028557
I booked a flight recently and my options were £250 with Air India, or £500 with Lufthansa, KLM, Cathay Pacific ect

I went with the £500 option
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Does anybody else do that thing where you're lying in bed and all of a sudden you remember something really embarrassing you did several years ago and you cringe really hard?
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>>78028627
tha needs shankin lad.
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Peak performance right here
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>>78028584
2nd one looks weird
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>>78028630
they have seat belts and roll cages don't they?
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>be on /brit/ almost every single day since mid-2014
>never really grasp all the resident personalities
pakiboo and poleaboo are the same person, correct? And lisicki isn't actually Kev, right?
I miss craven.
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>>78028651
err yes they are
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>>78028656
All the time
but it usually isn't "several years ago"
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burnt pizza
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>>78028669
slags are a blessing
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>>78028630
sacrifice protection for speed

different tools for different jobs
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>>78028680
yes, yes.
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>>78028678
a seat belt can't block bullets or IEDs
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Is there any evidence of Tim responding to comments or even acknowledging them in videos?
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>>78028587
a pakistani lad how pissed in his housemates ribena, secretly recorded some bint on the toilet, harassed or stalked someone and some other shit and is now becoming a tranny
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>Erm..no...try again.
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>>78028680
>pakiboo and poleaboo are the same person, correct? And lisicki isn't actually Kev, right?
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>>78028707
Get better seat belts
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Feel like I'm gonna catch Tim's schizophrenia, spend too much time watching his videos.
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>>78028708
Yea. He focused on Sara in a video a while ago.
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>>78028708
things like the marcus hausen comment notifications he got on his phone yes
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>>78028698
dire
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I wonder how many meals fat cam had today
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bit bored with my life lads
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>>78028584
7 4 6 5 1 2 3
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ah yes
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>>78028680
Which Poleaboo story arc was that?
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>>78028730
Yeah but never on YouTube
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>>78028753
change it
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NEED a cambridge slag gf
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>>78028568
I had an eye injury the other month
they offered me an eyepatch in hospital but I declined, foolishly
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>>78028728
I've only watched one or two videos, including the one where someone here sent him some pictures
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egg whites with roasted garlic and spinach pizza is where it is at ladies and gents. pair it with some Weissbier -- wala
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>>78028716
looks like Elsa Jean
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lauren is bestfu
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>>78028680
No
You are a literal newfag you lying cunt
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hair isnt growing fast enough
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only ever buy double cheeseburgers from McDonalds for maximum protein per £ value

why yes all six of these are for me
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All I ever did was tell everyone what a good kid Thailad was. And all he did was fucking hurt me
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>>78028712
really disgusting desu
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>>78028630
They are obviously not used in combat-likely areas.
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>>78028768
scared to x
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Been on 4chan for 9 years and I still dont know what 'kek' means???? also what is anime is it that cartoon stuff??

not a newfag guys just kinda confused :// also how do I get upvotes here? do I need to register?
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>>78028797
ah yes, the "white" female leader of the alt-right
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More women and minorities are needed in computing because the world would be better for their contributions—and because it might be much worse without them.
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>>78028506
Antipsychotics (typically dopamine antagonists) make you really obese and fuck up your sex drive
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dubs and I'll shower today
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been on /brit/ since /int/ first went live
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>>78028807
You haven't gotten the triple cheesey beegy in britty yet?
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feel devoid of purpose
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>>78028463
3421
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>>78028691
oh dear Im sorry to break it to you but they are middle lower class
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>>78028864
nope
bloody EU probably won't let us have them
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>>78028752
6 so far
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been on /brit/ since 2011
the chon since 06
am 23
7in willy
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>>78028799
I'm actually not. Not that it matters saying this on an anonymous anime image site, but I'm actually not.

I guess I just have shit memory retention.
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>tfw I've seen poley in real life recently
>tfw he looks and smells weird
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i made the first /brit/ thread
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>>78028851
Tim has been gaining weight over the years..
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>>78028837
better to try than to continue being miserable in the runt life
if you're smart you can do it
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had this idea of me getting rich off of my btc bots

then i buy a house in the harbor and buy a mini yacht

then i get a noose and hang myself from the yacht's second deck railing while vaporwave is blaring from speakers a la the Sopranos

My neighbors children come out to see my bloated head and me lightly swaying to classy low-tempo 80s dance music
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america is lovely
truly blessed naton
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>>78028680
ye ye
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>>78028885
/brit/ didn't exist until 2012
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>>78028879
It's almost like you should leave or something
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>>78028912
fuck off we're full
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>>78028889
When do you plan on killing him lad
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did americans really invent burgers?

like its basically just a meat sandwich, you'd think someone woulda thunk it up before america existed
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only had mcdonald's once in my life about 6 years ago

never been to any other fast food chain
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>>78028797

ARE LAUREN
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>>78028946
TarquinTwat
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>>78028864
we don't

how much are those?
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>>78028946
medal's in the post
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>>78028912
don't come here
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>>78028941
>Did Americans invent Hamburgers, the sandwich named after the German city of Hamburg
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>>78028941
germany
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>>78028885
Fuck off newfag
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>>78028941
>>>Wikipedia.org/burgers/
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>>78028941
no
just like how the earl of sandwich didn't actually invent the sandwich
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/mu/
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alri
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>>78028941
your mum is basically just a meat sandwich
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>>7802894
err I have no intention of doing that
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anime
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>>78028877
why is this deleted
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>>78028920
GIRUGAMESH
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>>78028961
$2.50+tax I think
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>>78028884
2 3 4 5 1
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>>78028952
>>78028797

EXCELLENT posts
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>>78028996
what?
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>>78028970
is the meat "ham" also named after hamburg

didn't think so you nazi fuck
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i was saying boo-urns
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>>78028960
excuse me
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>>78028987
you missed a number mate
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*tags Deano*
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>>78028970
Hamburger Rundstück is different to the modern hamburger
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>>78029027
There's no ham in a hamburger you cretinous melt
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Still surprised by how cheap milk is
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>>78028970
until reading this post I had always wondered why we call them hamburgers when they contain no ham
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>>78029038
whoops
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Whomst?
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>>78029055
prove it
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>>78029047
yes I too rapidly clicked a few links on wikipedia
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>>78029072
isn't that just his reflection
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listening to music made by a gay man
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>>78028843
>"white"

i'm sorry she's not full albino but we can't be picky over here
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>>78028985

peng
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>>78029072
Maybe he doesnt suffer from schizophrenia after all
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Business idea: a progressive Value Added Tax, by which I mean the VAT a person pays on anything correlates to their wealth.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfebfor72qk
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>>78028879
>bloody EU probably won't let us have them
had a triple cheeseburger in Vienna hun
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david bowie was a closeted straight man

he only went gay to be edgy
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What's the female equivalent of Deano called?
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French bf is listening to some music I wrote, he says he really likes it
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>>78028885
>he didn't go on /brit/ during downtime in the trenches of belgium
>he didn't bully yanks on /brit/ with anime pictures during the vietnam war
>he didn't banter with argies on /brit/ during the falklands war
fuck off newcunt
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>>78028412
Do you think there is something wrong with the British society?
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>>78029124
deanette?
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>>78029082
this post requires your attention: >>78028962
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>>78029141
lots of things
a few good purges would sort them out though
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>>78029124
stacey
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>>78029072
Newfriend here. How do we know Timmy is schizophrenic and not just kinda eccentric?
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>>78029124
emma/emily
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>>78029124
The Missus
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Starting to collect Warhammer. Feel like its an autistic enough hobby that I'd both enjoy it and be capable of making a friend
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>>78029088
same
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the goal gf
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>>78029156
hmmmmmmmmm
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>>78029166
he has delusions of conspiracies against him

textbook paranoid schizophrenia
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>>78029166
>How do we know Timmy is schizophrenic
he shows some symptoms of it
and his brother has it (and developed it earlier because he took lsd)
this means that tim is very likely to develop it later in life
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>>78029174
>Warhammer

Are you just painting the models or are you getting into the turbo autism of the game itself and the storyline?
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>>78029175
VERY strong post
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>>78029166
https://www.youtube.com/user/MrTimmyUk/videos
have a look mate
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>>78029168
Nice. What are her typical interests/mannerisms?
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>>78029204
>and his brother has it (and developed it earlier because he took lsd)
literally proofs
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>>78029175
the music is infact made by that exact gay man
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>>78029168
>emily
thats a nice middle class name piss off
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>>78029186
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>>78029239
some some rank slags called emily 2bh
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Doing a watch lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVLp0QhZK1w
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why was 6 afraid of 7?
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flat earth is real
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>>78029230
Tim's mentioned it in previous videos fucking hell bog off you smelly newcunt
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>>78029013
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used to know a nice middle class jewish girl called emma
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>>78029230
he said so in every single spracklen house video you fucking newrunt
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>tfw took lsd and also paranoid

Am I fucked?
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that Duo Lopu (or whatever it is) singer bird is an albanian muslim

I now find her songs slightly more irksome than I already did prior to knowing this
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>>78029279
7 ate 9
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Highschool shags (in chronological order):
>Brielle
>Molly
>Kently
>Meredith
>Sarah
>Samantha

Uni and post uni shags (also in chronological order):
>Sharon
>Nikki
>Maddie
>Trish
>Emma
>Kat
>Emily
>Anna
>Megan
>Shaylin
>Bobbie
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>>78029279
cause 7 8 9
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>>78029207
Most just painting because I used to enjoy that a lot when I was younger. I am getting into the game though as I like strategy games. Don't intend to read lore or anything beyond the racial description in my rule book
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need a russian mutt gf
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>>78029286
>>78029296
you don't have a FUCKING clue who you're dealing with here you sad little insects

I make no apologies for not following your gay little obsession with Tim - runts like YOU watch his boring videos so gods like ME don't have to. Know your place and SHUT IT
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>>78029321
basic bitch names
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i want something spicy from the chinese, sick of regular curry, what would be good?
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>>78029332
got strong >tfwnogf feelings from this
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>>78029350
what is a non "basic bitch" name?
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>>78029287

but she's canadian??
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>>78029345
fuck off newtwat, you've outed yourself now
just sit down and forget this ever happened
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>>78029351
kung pow chicken
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>>78029321
>yank names

lmao, simply lmao
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>>78029376
Niamh
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>>78029351
szechuan beef
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>>78029321

The virgin list, bet they're all girls who turned you down
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>Leaded fuel effects

Can't imagine living through the 50s-80s where literally everyone living in towns/cities was prone to aggression and had lower IQ
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He's a problem child
And what bothers him all comes out
When he talks about
His fucking dad walking out
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>>78029398
nyeeamhaitch
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>>78029351
black bean whatever
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>>78029345
why don't you fucking pipe down before I bend you like a deck chair and use your humerus as a toothpick you petulant little ROACH
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>>78029321
>>Brielle
>>Kently
>>Meredith
>>Nikki
>>Trish
>>Shaylin
>>Bobbie
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>>78029382
is that nice though?

>>78029402
>78029402
might get this
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>>78029230
he says it in various videos from about a year ago when he was trying to acquire money from his brothers trust fund to get a new place to live when he was being evicted from the flat spracklen house
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>>78029381
>>78029426

DO NOT fucking speak to me like that you urchins of no fixed abode. Fetch me the video in which Tim talks of his schizophrenic brother and his taking of LSD complete with a timestamp and I shall let you off the hook... for now.
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just came beautifully
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>took lsd and got mad psychotic paranoia during the trip
>have a tendency of living alone and engrossing myself in little stupid hobbies
>have a habit of getting extremely worried about things (did i leave the stove on at home)

prognosis? fucked
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>>78029430
it's good, usually comes with little black chillies in it and some sort of nuts, I think cashews
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>>78029351
singapore noodles
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>>78028985
peng
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>>78029437
vile mouth-breathing troglodyte
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>>78028967
lol


What about poles?
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>>78029424
never had black bean, any good?
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switched to sir spyro on rinse
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might go to bed soon. get an early night. thoughts?
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I
just fucking love Rick and Morty, in the way that I fucking love
science. It's so random and cool - it's like the show was designed for
us Redditors, see? My mom says I have an unhealthy obsession with the
show, but she just doesn't understand how funny it. I wish I could live
in the Rick and Morty world and be their friends. Everything would be
really and cool and funny if I did. Rick and Morty are so funny and I'm
so awesome that it would make perfect sense, but it'd be even better if
Bernie Sanders appeared. It'd be so awesome I'd turn up the TV in the
common room of my dorm up all the way so everyone could hear the
greatness of Bernie Sanders, Ron Paul, bacon, weed, atheism, The
Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Sweden, Bill Nye, 90s cartoons, cats,
and fucking loving science.

I run the Rick and Morty Club at my school - we come together, browse
Reddit, make some Deadpool memes and watch Rick and Morty. We don't
talk to each other but there's a cute girl there I'm gonna try and ask
out. I'm a nice guy and I dress well (fedora + trench coat +
brown-stained underwear + well-trimmed beard lightly seasoned with dust
and corn syrup) so I just know I've got a good chance with her. I've
already messaged her on Facebook, I just haven't got a response yet.

Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Rick and Morty! My favorite
character is Rick because his style of humor perfectly reflects that of
Reddit. I bet if I asked him "When does the narwhal bacon?", he'd know
EXACTLY what I was talking about. Also, did you notice he looks like
Bernie Sanders if you squint a bit and use your imagination? This can't
be a coincidence; MLG Illuminati confirmed. Yeah, that's right, I look
at montage parodies too. What good Redditor doesn't? Lenny face,
Illuminati, and Doge are so funny. If I met Rick and Morty I'd be sure
to show them all those funny and awesome memes and more!

Yours baconly, Atheist92
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>>78029475
worthless polyp
*grinds you into paste with the heel of my boot*
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>>78029480
yeh it is good but its not spicy. i misread your post.
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>>78029504
*dries out the paste*
*snorts a line of it*
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Say I wanted to discuss the wonderfully weird world of Amateur Radio, which board should I use?

>>78029174
I think my hobby may be worse than yours.
>>
got pissed earlier and because i was bored i started putting peanuts up my arse one by one, firing them out into a waste paper bin
>>
Is brit a blog page
>>
They talked of what they called 'Multiracialism'.

Take humanity, put it in a bag, shake it together and heavens knows what comes out.
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>>78029504
*hardens as paste and reanimates*
*obliterates your jawbone with one swift blow*
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>>78029545
>Ham Radio

any way to listen to random frequencies online? think it would appeal to a section of my autism
>>
>>78029321
>bobbie
lol faggot
>>
>>78029499
WILL be copying this into my 4chan text file
WILL be posting it in future /brit/ threads and passing it off as my own
>>
>scored 33/75 on practice driving hazard perception
Wtf? This is hard as shit
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>my 4chan text file
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just wrote a new fbook bio
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>>78029596
Chicago PD scanner, gets active towards the night tho
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>>
>>78029620
scored 50 on the test and 61 on hazard perception brainlet
>>
>>78029574
Uh...humanity?
>>
>>78029633
>single

I wonder why...
>>
>>78029633
what an abhorrent rodent
>>
>>78029633
>cyclist
nah
>>
hungry.....
>>
>>78029437
don't you dare EVER act brave enough to breathe another word from your spunk-caked mouth again son I will atomise you.

My rotator cuff generates more force than the large hadron collider. One punch and I'll send you flying into next week. I'll collect the lads for a game of 5-a-side and kick you up and down the street.

If you waddled his 5ft pikey arse within a 30 mile radius of me I'll punch you back to the blitz with a slap. I've got elbows like a V2 rocket.

If by the grace of God you wake up from your 40 year fist-induced coma you'll wish you were in Tim's state, at least he doesn't drink his dinners through a straw like you will be. Your brain may as well be a fucking potato when it has an intimate meeting with my knuckles, i'll mash it up like one too.

if you manage to swallow your teeth before you suffocate on them and dare even breathe another word, even if it "nurse, please kill me" I'll grab your catheter, tie to the back of my car and drive up and down the M1 until all that's left is your tiny knob

shithouse
>>
so many hotties at starbucks today lads
>>
>>78029633
Cretinous vermin
>>
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>what an abhorrent rodent
>>
>>78029674
prefer to pick up chicks at mcdonalds
>>
>>78029636
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
are police radios intentionally so fucking blurry
like its the 21st century surely they could polish the sound a bit
>>
>>78029633
>budgeting is BAD
>we've illustrated this with a RED LINE because if you're not lavishly spending into colloidal debt you're EVIL
>>
>>78029672
didn't read a word of this
>>
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500919449604.webm
>>
>>78029633
Odious toad
>>
/brit/
>>
>>78029674
>>78029688
do people actually pick up girls at these places?
>>
drinking K and playing with my willy through my jeans
good sunday night
>>
How do I honestly move to America

Or at least work there for a few years
>>
>>78029672
not a word
>>
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anyone else have weird/awkward bosses, cringey af
>>
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>>78029711
Quite liked this
>>
>>78029724
yea but I only pick up the ones with happy meals i find they're less frigid
>>
that fat guy from the office is now even fatter
>>
>>78029710
*couldn't
>>
>>78029740
>tfw not a girl so I can't dress like this and be cute
>>
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>>78029636
This + https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij2MXsGRHu4
>>
>>78029699
I wouldn't guess Chicago PD would have too much funding
>>
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Whoops
>>
>>78029633
repugnant scrote
>>
>>78029732
I don't get it
why would you so obviously make out that you aren't sick to your boss
>>
>>78029596
Yeah loads. The best way is through the web SDR's.
Utwente in the Netherlands has a good one for global HF: http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/

UK VHF/UHF is covered well by Farnham SDR: http://websdr.suws.org.uk/
>>
>>78029725
last time i drank K i broke my blinds, my laptop, and lost my bank card
>>
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<3
>>
>>78029740
the conservative girl's spring wear
>>
dont care
>>
>>78029781
thanks x
>>
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>>78029765
I dress up like that anyway
>>
>>78029784
coalburner
>>
>>78029784
cute farmer gal
>>
>>78029765

you could try x
>>
flat earth is real
>>
>>78029790
post upskirt xo
>>
>>78029636
>tune in
>there are people in military clothing with assault rifles by some bridge

America is bonkers
>>
>>78029770
I would have guessed chigago being the most crime and murder ridden city in the states (top 3 at least) would get more federal funding

or does the govt no care about literal stacks of bodies in their major cities
>>
where's the place to go to buy drugs online these days
asking for a friend
>>
>>78029784
Hello 190kg
>>
>>78029811
>>78029790
>>78029765
bit gay
>>
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>>
pizzagate isn't real
>>
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>>78029811
can't
>>
>>78029832
traderoute
dream market
>>
>>78029832
dark web
>>
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https://youtu.be/FXRiiSLswrs?t=839
lel
>>
>>78029780
cos i didnt want to say that i needed to take today off to smoke weed and play vidya
>>
>>78029849
thanks
>>78029851
yeah NO fuckin SHIT
>>
>>78029836
hello read it
>>
>>78029867
>yeah NO fuckin SHIT
very rude
was merely obliging your request
>>
>>78029852

What are they even? Like 1/4 irish, 1/4 somalian, 1/2 african american?
>>
>>78029840
yes it is
>>
breaking bad
>>
>>78029889
oh thanks so not amazon then very good
>>
>>78029321
lol at those names
>>
>>78029864
why put the apostrophes you spaz
>>
ooooh shart can poo pee
>>
>>78029864
yeah but he clearly would have believed you if you had just lied and said you were sick without being an autist about it
so why blow yourself up like that?
>>
>>78029727

get a job with an accountancy multinational
>>
/brit/ needs emojis in a big way
>>
>>78029903
nah read my post mate
>>
MAKE
A
FUCKING
NEW
>>
>>78029901
>>78029901
>>78029901

new
>>
my arse needs a willy in it in a big way
>>
>>78029864
runt
whats your job anyway
>>
>>78029789
Get the licence and you can make odd bloops on radio too.
It's almost a joke how easy it is these days to get licenced and on air.
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